 Good morning, John, I'm in your home. It's the Pizza John All-Stars, everybody. That's how embarrassing. We're wearing the same outfit. Look at the detail quality. Our world needs to increase access to health care, like in Sierra Leone, where all of the proceeds from pizza and the sales are going. Lauren says that this is the tiniest statue in the world. It's only available for the next couple of days. What do we do in today? Well, John, I put Pizza John into an AI art generator, and then I just slowly lost my mind, and I want to walk you through the process that I went through. Great. All of the trial and error. This was Pizza John. I put in this. What do you think? What's your first reaction? It's devastating. When an AI thinks about a pizza person, the AI thinks pizza person. Because AIs only have nightmares. So then I put in a Pizza John vector, which was a little bit better, and it did get that you have glasses and a mustache. I didn't tell them that. To be fair, a better mustache. This was later when I put in Pizza John mustache glasses. Wow. It was actually quite nice. I might buy that as a t-shirt, which is a little concerning to me. It's just stealing from what people have created. Right. It's just getting very good at it. For example, from here, I was like, I need more. And so I typed in Pizza John Green by Van Gogh. It made me look a little bit like Van Gogh, which I'm alarmed by. It was like, oh, maybe. I kept doing that. And then I liked the fact that it doesn't show one of my ears. That was a bold choice. John Green, the author, made entirely of pizza. It's like a pizza quilt. It's like they made a quilt that has my- I like this one a lot. The AI really wants me to be handsome. I, for one, appreciate it. John Green wearing a pizza as a hat, a Renaissance painting. The pizza looks vaguely quilted. It's like the AI has never actually eaten a pizza and doesn't know what makes a pizza. Right. A pizza. John Green, Pizza Art, Andy Warhol. I don't think it looks like Andy Warhol, but I do think it's actually pretty cool. I thought that this one did too good of a job of actually capturing the ewness of you. It looks too much like me. I needed to depart. And so I did John Green, pizza boy, drippy cheese with glasses. I liked a lot, but it doesn't look like you at all. I tried to rein it back in and just did pizza John again. Oh no. And then I lost my mind. This one is John Green's face inside a pizza hyper realistic creepy vibe. So I was leaning into it. Can't believe they gave me spirals for eyes. I've always felt like I have spirals for eyes. How do they know that? All of the ingredients on the pizza are like little animals and eyes. So then I said John Green as a pizza monster, just absolutely terrible worst thing ever, but still John Green. And I think it got it spot on. It's a little bit Salvador Dali. Yeah. But with more shred. So then I had John Green made of pizza wearing a crown color pencil illustration. I liked that they made the crown out of pizza. Yeah. And I like that I have two noses again. Your nose is a nose. Well, when you really love pizza, you want to be able to smell it twice. So then I went with John Green pizza propaganda poster. They're great. And that made me think I need to do more words. So here are some pizza John restaurant signs. Joica. There's the pies of the pizza, John. With your proprietor, John's Mucreas Puerter. Cheers. Ha ha ha ha ha. Under new management. And then the culmination of everything I did during this mattress. He's eaten his Iota tweet. Pizza John's John iron. Ha ha ha ha ha. From now on, I only refer to restaurants as John iron. John oirons. Because when I'm in one, it's not a restaurant anymore. It's a John iron. I also love that it's like, he's eaten Joe Heta tweet away like as a way of saying like, this is a home of eating for you. Pizza John's join iron. We're going to go do a show now. Yeah. And I have to edit this video and upload it. Yeah. It's like the old days. It's like the old days. There's still a lot of pressure. I'll see you right now. All right. Hank's not going to say it, so I will. PizzaMiss.com. PizzaMiss.com.