 Hello, Adam Olinger from the channel Adam does movies on YouTube. I'm sure most of you have heard of it a lot of Lot of heads shaking now. Okay. Well, let's just get right down to brass tacks I'm here to try out for a plethora of roles in the Transformers reboot films. I Hear the scripts are staying the same very true to the Michael Bay vision. We're just gonna remake them for cash-grabbing purposes Okay, I'm literally gonna kill you Kate Yeager When I find out who's behind this he's going to die What a very optimist prime thing to say for any Kyle Yeager scene I'd like you to pretend that there's an American flag behind me actually multiple American flags would be ideal I'm just engulfed in American flags. Really. I don't think this is a truck at all I think we just found a transformer. Oh fuck. I'm getting tangled up in one of my fictitious American flags I know it's gonna be tough to top Megan Fox's performance in the first two films But I'm gonna try it if you think you want to for this rebooted series want to go with a male Sex symbol, maybe what week he's gay You could try it I could be like the male like pretty boy. I Know it's not much of a stretch Pretend I'm like leaning on a bike camera pans and slowly I'm dripping with sweat. I got a tank on Daisy Dukes Chest up pop the back pop the ass We're retrieving the seed and then we're fucking done defending the humans Autobots Roll out. He doesn't swear in the scene. I know that I also know he doesn't smoke But I figure Optimus is like really badass. He's brandishing an iPad. She's just he's had enough. He's done with the humans He's been done with the humans since he landed on earth like five movies back, right? So now he's just really done. He's really done for kids camera Does a reach around goes underneath the tush underneath the ball sack? You get all up in that business Because this is a Transformers movie. This is for kids We want to make sure that there's a lot of sexualization on both sides shove the Cuban to my chest Sam Sam Give me the fucking cube in my chest. Put the fucking Cuban my chest you piece of shit Right now cube chest insert it Oh, hello, who are you? I'm a cube. Can I go in your chest? Optimus? Yes That's exactly what I want you to fucking do. You understand Sam wit wiki more like Sam dick icky For this next portion, I'll be playing the role of one of the humping robots I'd also like some assistance with this so if one of the female interns No, no gross not you the one over there eating the celery stick for lunch Help me out for a second. I'm just going to get down by your leg My face is my warrant I remember that line from one of the films because it was so stupid I think we should bring back the mountain dew robot. I'm gonna take a shot at him now Buy a mountain dew Shoots one to himself That's good mountain dew Pop explodes everywhere. It's like acid It's killing me, but it tastes so good at the same time buy a mountain dew robot wiser Bod wiser robot comes out Yeager catches it Pops the top Let's go kick some ass guys Transformers robot scene this guy's bod wiser drink a cold one now At this time, I'd like to play the part of shy being seduced by the hot female decepticon from transformers 2 If I could get that same intern back again Unless you have like a brunette version that'll also work very similar and no nice not you Please god no. Oh, no, don't touch me all over hot celery girl What are you doing after this if there is for some reason out of role or multiple roles for me in these films I could also do the sound effects There's always stuff moving The helicopter goes down That's a propeller blade propeller blade always comes off the helicopter Runs around on the ground for a little bit then flies at the camera three dimensionally Transformer flips over Drows them on to do can I'm gonna do some lines for some of the most well-respected transformers to date Skids and mutt flap. I'm told they're like the crows in dumbo very well-ridden Very appreciated characters from the audience. Let's pop a cap in his ass throw him in the trunk and nobody gonna know Know nothing. You know what I mean? Tell us how you really feel cracker I feel gross just talking like this. Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know the glyphs These the glyphs that have been rolling around in my head. That's old school. Yo, that's like Cybertronian shit He didn't put the shit in the end, but I felt they just came to me naturally. They gotta mean something like a map Like a map to an energon source. Can you read this? Read? No, we don't really do much reading. Not so much. I do want to leave you with some ideas I just came up with on the top of my head For future transformers films, which I assume is the process that bay and company go through when they write them Um, let's see. What could we do? How about in transformers 16? Optimus turns out that he's been bumblebee the whole time and bumblebee Was never a transformer at all. He was a decepticon He was a decepticon. He's been a decepticon since day one. What purpose does that serve? Who cares? What purpose does any of this serve? Giganticon the only way to defeat him is to defeat their own kind So all the transformers and decepticons have to kill themselves What how are they possibly gonna get out of this one? Turns out Kyle Yeager has been a transformer the whole time in disguise He's the real optimus prime. We don't find this out until uh Let's say the 30th movie It's a long it's a long road to get there, but it's gonna pay off for absolutely nobody Things really start to jump the shark when optimists and companies start a baseball team It's kind of a league of their own sort of situation Shai's coming back as coach with wiki to lead the team to victory It's gonna be a smaller-skill story, but the budget's gonna be about 450 million dollars Zombie transformers has that been done before? If not, it's happening We'll call them zombie trons And the only way to kill them is by blowing their fucking heads off It's for kids still. It's a it's a hard PG rating. Maybe a sin city-esque Transformers film Hot females robot on robots a lot of nudity a lot of swearing I mean, we're almost there already, you know, it's just a natural progression of things Thanks again for your time. Well once again the channel's adam does movies. I'm sure you all know Nobody's shaking their head if I could get that celery intern to come with me Could maybe talk a little bit more about this over dinner Thanks for watching the video. Feel free to check me out on social media platforms for credibility purposes Intern Sheila should be putting up some graphics for you to digest. I believe otherwise you'll be out on the curb like your mom Gotta move on you can also check me out on patreon.com slash adam does movies Throw me a buck or two if you want. I run this channel alone. It's it's almost a full-time job, honestly Simpler times simpler fun times little throwback video for you to start things up Uh, one of the many failed shows I've had over the course of this decade run that was a Bad movie pitches where I would pretend to go out on casting calls and then play several different characters. I did probably Seven or eight of them. Maybe a maybe a baker's dozen. I don't know. It's been a it's been a long journey As I'm talking I look up and remind myself that sometimes Sometimes my technology isn't up to snuff. I think everything is working correctly How it should be let me go to the chat just to get the thumbs up audio is good. Okay good That's amazing You know, I love doing those types of videos where it's more just comedic based really silly They did not perform well ever So I didn't do it I did not do that and yes Arman Sharma These were going on. I want to say Maybe a little bit before pitch meetings but you know Didn't didn't quite take off like that one did Today I've invented a little bit of my own drink a concoction of my own doing I mean, I think I didn't invent the drink But I'm trying to I'm trying to make something magical here I have a half cherry coke from Four days ago And I have a half sprite. So I'm attempting to make some sort of a kitty cocktail Shirley temple It's not working I think I need more my sprite to coke ratio isn't correct Uh zanderland studio says I can now say after nearly a decade of watching youtube adam does movies is in my top five favorite youtubers ever What a wonderful show. I appreciate that. Thank you very much It's you know, the channel is growing again, which is very nice The channel is growing the little mermaid video I put out. It's doing very well for me. It's doing very well Got got probably 50 or 60 new subs just from that new video. So that's that's nice to see That's fortunate. We have a fun show today Some some things some some things going on in the internet We have early reactions The the paid ones I like to call them from transformers rise of the beasts not to be confused with rise of the machines dark night rises mercury rises I always like to bring that one up actually it's mercury rising I believe Digital dosage straight out of the gates with the five dollar super chat. Can you please sign? Oh, can you please I think you might please sing kiss the girl in the stylings of aquafina again too good I there was a lot of comments that appreciated that I didn't really go full atom with that I really wish I would have because those are my favorite things to do. I try to it's hard to know Some people like the comedy stuff. Some people just want a straight review I try to mix it up, but there's no pleasing everyone. But anyway, there you see her Sitting there across the way She don't have a lot to say but there's something about her And no, you don't know why but you got to try and fucking kiss the girl That's aquafina at the end Aquafina why does she keep getting to work And then someone said something like uh, it's the agenda you gotta have an asian that okay It doesn't have to be aquafina. She's not the only asian working in hollywood I just I don't get the appeal. I really don't Somebody tell me what I'm missing Anyway, as I'm going through the commentary super chats are of course the name of the game Thank you digital dosage for reminding me to to announce that early on these lives are kind of a way for me to This what's the word offset the revenue loss from youtube because I think due to them allocating funds to shorts now And just whatever the competition on youtube. There's just not enough money in the pool anymore So videos that used to get like five dollars for every thousand views now get Two dollars for every thousand views. It's gone down that much So the super chats really do help and if you do one you can ask a question I look at them at the end of this whole little live stream. I do and I answer the questions It's a great time for everyone and as you can see you can make me sing you can make me dance after all miss This is france I think I got everything set up here Here's what here's uh, what's on the agenda tonight Transformers early reactions Take them with the grain of salt take them with the grain grain of uh unobtainium We have a fun little ditty which is looking back on my Comments from my little mermaid poster breakdown video. I think that's the one it's from I went in there today Looking at the comments and I was like, oh damn There's some really upset people with me. They are very upset Uh little mermaid stands are in the house. So those are those are fun I was attacked viciously and then we have some news about john wick Which everyone knows but we'll we'll make it a secret for no reason at all Okay, let's jump in Let's jump in La la la la la la na na aquafina gotta kiss the girl Okay, steven wine trop These are the oh, I'm sorry. I gotta I gotta bring up the twitter thing. Let's let's get this I don't have another person manning the show. It's just me clicking stuff There I am still and then here's this We are on twitter Looking at the early reactions, I combed through these. There's no spoilers if you're worried about spoilers. All right, Steven says, Happy to say Transformers Rise of the Beast is one of the best installments in the franchise. It's a lot of fun. CGI looks great and it has well-staged action that's easy to follow. The screening I saw actually had people clapping in the theater and the kids laughed a lot. I mean, that sets the tone, doesn't it? That sets the stage. What is this dumbass? The Fire Brothers, oh my God! OMG, Optimus Primal actually says, Maximize massive W for Rise of the Beast. So it's just like everyone's perpetually seven on the internet. It really takes nothing anymore to make people cream themselves. He said a word! I understand that reference. Maximize? Amazing. Amazing. A bunch of bullshit that doesn't seem to be related to anything, Transformers. Here we go. Ah, it's just a clip. All right, Dorian says, Transformers Rise of the Beast took everything that worked from Bumblebee and amplified it. Anthony Ramos and Dominique Fishback. Fishback is the last name, that's unfortunate. I feel like there was probably some bullying with that, but if not, I'll bully. Delivered great performances and Pete Davidson's Mirage stole every scene he had as a fan of the cartoon and franchise. I really enjoyed this film. Autobots, hold the fuck up. Pete Davidson's in this. That's, that's, Pete Davidson is the female aqua, I'm sorry, I said that joke wrong. This is why I edit my videos. Pete Davidson is the male version of Aquafina to me. I don't get him either. And he nails like every hot Hollywood scarlet. It's despicable. Me. Oh God, the Alfonso Nation. I've seen Alfonso around. I don't know the guy. He's probably perfectly pleasant. He seems like one of those dudes that loves everything. Maybe I'm wrong, but every time I see him, maybe this isn't the same guy that I'm thinking of. But the Alfonso I see is often simping hard for pretty much every mainstream movie. Breaking. There is one credit scene for Transformers, Rise of the Beast. Be sure to stick around after the end of the film. They're definitely setting up a new exciting direction. So this is likely gesture. Wait, what? So this is a likely gesture. They're definitely setting up a new exciting direction. So this is a likely gesture. That's a bizarre sentence. What a weird way to phrase. I'm ready to roll. Really excited. Which Autobot squad is your favorite so far? Ooh. Ooh, I don't know. We have the Transformers. We have the Transformers, and then we have the Transformers. I'm not sure. Hmm. I like the one that has Optimus and Bumblebee. I'm gonna go with those. Okay, we got a Rhino-ass. Let's see if there's some more. Let's get a couple more early reactions than this. Okay, Mark says, "'Transformers, Rise of the Beast' makes good use of the animated movie storyline and integrates the Maximals and Terracons into good effect. Stakes are high and the Scourge is a terrifying and powerful villain action packed with a lot of heart, albeit with some cheese on top. You can't have Transformers with all the little cheese, right? You get some cheese on the side. You put some cheese right on top. There's cheese everywhere. Mark seems to like this though. A lot of heart. And I'm happy that it really incorporates and encapsulates the Maximals and the Terracons from the Beast Wars TV show, which I did watch with Optimus Primal and there was a Raptor and Cheetor, I think. It was all over the place, but it was pretty solid shitty 3D animation back in the day. Here we go. Alfonso Nation's back. "'Transformers, Rise of the Beast' is true reboot of the movie franchise, according to the director Stephen Caple Jr. However, he and the writers also sought to try making it work with the pre-existing understanding of the timeline by not yet interfering with major elements." I'm not gonna read further. I don't care. I really just don't care. Eric says, the new Transformers movie is pretty solid. Love the Brooklyn setting, Maximals and Scourge at a new spin and the action, I'm sorry, the action, the action, I can't do it right now. The action pops, especially the New York scenes. Mirage steals the show, but the true star is the absolute best soundtrack full of early 90s hip-hop hits. The 90s kid had fun. This 90s kid had fun. Okay, Eric's loving it. He really likes the score. He really likes the pop nostalgia song, so that's telling, that's telling you something. Okay, looking at their dumb Transformer toys. Here we go. John says, Transformers, Rise of the Beast is a blast. Director Stephen Caple Jr. brought his style with 90s hip-hop and heart, while also pouring his love for the Transformers and Beast Wars. The biggest inspiration is the 80s animated movie. Mirage will be the new favorite Autobot. Can I do a hot take here? I don't really like the animated movie. I don't like that The Killed Optimus, four minutes in. I didn't like the new stupid Optimus character. I thought the Weird Al song was very out of place. I just didn't really care for a lot of the places they went, The Weird Junkyard Planet. Omicron was cool as shit. That stuff was great, but everything leading there wasn't, not a big fan of it. I think it's incredibly overrated. Okay, BD says, Transformers, Rise of the Beast plays the ultimate Saturday morning cartoon. Some dope Transformers action. Anthony Ramos and Pete Davidson are great. Even if some of the dialogue is a little bit clunky. It's a lean, fun movie and a promising start to something exciting. Is it a lean movie? How long is it? Transformers, Rise of the, can't speak, runtime. Two hours and seven minutes. I don't know if I would call that lean, but it could be longer. I think the new Mission Impossible is two hours and 35 minutes. Movies are long. Jay Lee says, Yo, I just left a screening of the new Transformers, Rise of the Beast, directed by my guy, Stephen Caple Jr. And this shit is absolutely incredible. I'm still buzzing. This is the summer blockbuster. Everyone does this now. I hate this shit. Ariel is capital I, capital S. I'm sorry, I said that wrong. Halle Bailey is Ariel, capital I, capital S. It's always the emphasis on one word. It bothers me, bothers me. I'm gonna start doing it now. Everything I type now is gonna have a capital word in there for emphasis. Mike says, Transformers, Rise of the Beast was a blast. The Beast Wars crew finally shows up in what's arguably the best Transformers movie in the run. There's a lot of heart, humor and Brooklyn pride in here. It all makes for throwback popcorn fun. Haven't seen a negative comment yet. Not a negative early reaction yet to these early screeners. It's crazy. Crazy that there's almost no criticism for a movie that people got to see early. I think I'll probably stop there. That looks like all of them from these big time movie critics. Yeah, this is all just people showing off their Transformer toys. I don't think I could care less about anything if I tried. Well, there you have it. The thoughts on Transformers, The Rise of the Beast. What do we think in chat? Are we confident in these early reactions or do they seem a little sus? Little sussy baka. Oh, Meep says, Adam, go specifically in Rise of the Beast hashtag. Okay, I can do that. Am I missing a bunch of reviews? Let's look at the, let's look one more time just to make sure that we've covered all of our bases. This is The Rise of the Beast hashtag. And so far it's actually not bringing up much fruit. Not very fruitful. People are just hyped for it on this thread. What a weird thing to bring up. Ignoring the wild ass screenshot. I am genuinely glad that The Rise of the Beast isn't shying away from showing the Twin Towers in media in a year, 1994, when they absolutely still would have been there. I always found it weird for movies to avoid showing them. What a, what a bizarre take to have. Hey, man, say what you want about Transformers, Rise of the Beast, but the fact that they put the fucking Twin Towers in there and didn't just turn the camera to remind people of a horrific event that happened in America where hundreds, I believe thousands of people were killed because planes crashed into it. What a brave stance to take. Good for them for showing those Towers. Good for them. So bold, so brave. And then when the camera pans down, we see Bumblebee peeing on a guy with his gas tank open, but those Twin Towers being in there? Yeah, I'm so proud of them. What a brave stance. This was a terrible suggestion to follow this hashtag. I'm seeing nothing. I'm seeing nothing but crap. Here we go. Okay, here we go, we got one. Jermaine, totally Doug Transformers, Rise of the Beast. It's got some issues in the middle, but it starts strong, has fantastic 90s hip-hop, makes great use of the humans, and the third act is a blast. Plus, I damn near jumped out of my seat at the end right up there with the first bay and Bumblebee. He almost jumped out of his seat. Was the seat on fire? I've never almost jumped out of my chair for anything. Holy shit! Like he's holding himself down? Oh, God, I almost got it. Oh, my God. He puts like a belt, he ties himself in because he's almost always jumping out of his chair in movies, so he brings with him a belt. Oh, my God, this is so good. I gotta jump out of my chair. All right, we already did Stevens. I think that we really only got one out of this, but that's all right, there was some commentary. We went to know about the two-tower shot that was so bravely implemented into this film. Yeah, we're gonna stop there. Okay. Okay, before we move on to the next conversational item, let's make sure that everything's going okay on the stream. People are saying I missed some super chats. Let's take a look. Oh, I did, okay. I mean, I was gonna go over them at the end, but we can cover them as we go as well, that's fine. Thank you for pointing that out. Jan, my girl Jan says, loved your little mermaid review, made me laugh so much. So excited for tonight's show. Always looking forward to it. I appreciate that, Jan. Thank you very much, Patreon supporter. You got new episodes of The Cringe coming out very soon. Already starting to film. Actually, Khaleesi Grimes returned to greatness on Patreon for $10 Mythril, not Mythril members, $10 Patreons and YouTube Join $10 members. It's gonna be a little mermaid review. So you're gonna get a strong female lead to start things out. And quite frankly, Bubba was with a 199 Super Chat. You see Deadpool can't improvise due to the strike. I did see that. I saw that Ryan Reynolds cannot improvise his lines due to the writer's strike. I didn't actually dive into the article. I don't really know what that means. Other than he can't improvise for some reason. That seems very bizarre. I don't know how much improvising he did in Deadpool one or two. I would imagine that we got some gems from him though. He's a very witty guy. Yeah, if you want my take on the transformers, whether or not it's gonna be good or not. I've said this before, I'll say it again briefly. Number one, I love transformers, the first one. Bayformers, it hit right for me. Came out at a good time, brought unity togetherness for people of all walks of life. We were all there in the theaters together. Admiring Megan Fox's ass, appreciating Sam Witwicky, Shia LaBeef, Shia LaBeouf, yelling at the top of his lungs, marveling at the chaotic CG that was freaking gold standard. I know you couldn't understand what the hell was going on. You couldn't make heads or tails of anything, but I kind of liked that. I dug that the camera was just in your grill the whole time. You didn't know if you were looking at Optimus' nutsack or his fist. But either way, that fist was going into something. And I liked it a lot. Did it just shrapnel debris or debris if you pronounce things like a dumbass, which typically is my thing, but I know how to pronounce debris. Yeah, I think this is sweet. You got Lincoln Park. Dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, what I've done, get mad, mad, nah. Aquafino was in that song too, in my head cannon. Yeah, I like transformers one. Transformers two, complete, downgrade, total shit show. I can watch it now, I don't, but I could watch it now, still appreciate it for the previous things, the aforementioned Fox, the beef, bubble bee, Optimus, that stuff. Plot is just total shit. Movie's too long, it's dumb, it's really dumb, but they keep getting worse. Some people say three's better than two. I beg to differ, because we lost the Fox and that's enough for me to be losing interest. And they just keep getting worse. It really is chronologically how good they are to how shitty they are. Transformers one peak, Transformers five, absolute ass. Bumble bee solid, bumble bee's a good about face, a good return to form. And now here we are, Beast Wars. A sequel to bumble bee, but not a prequel to the Bayformers. It's just a mess. Right out of the gates, it's a mess, how it's positioning in itself. But let's be honest, much like the Fast and the Furious movies, the audience does not give a shit about the canon or where things line up. This could be Transformers three again, or like Transformers three and a half. Like it takes place after the Sam Whitwiki stuff, but before the Yeager stuff. Who cares? I think this one's gonna be, I think it's gonna be okay. I think it's gonna be better than Transformers one. I'm sorry, apologize. Let me rewind. I think it's gonna be worse than Transformers one, better than the others. Whether or not it's better than bumble bee, that remains to be seen. Yeah. Let's jump into the second topic, which is these little mermaid reactions to my poster breakdown. So far, the comments on my movie review of the little mermaid have been surprisingly respectful. Solid, and I know it's not just my community because it's gotten out to other people and they seem to be like in the review, which is amazing. Because that wasn't the case with my poster. Actually, I don't think it was my poster breakdown video. I apologize. It was my reaction to the early reviews. Now, to be fair, I did, I asked for it a little bit. I titled it Something Scandalous. I think I called it, well, I can tell you exactly what I called it. The little mermaid paid reviews are in. So douchey. And now that's become a series that I've been doing going forward. So I did the same thing for Fast and the Furious. I was gonna do one for this, but we're doing it live. We already did it live for Transformers. I don't know what else. I'm trying to hit the big one. So maybe I'll do it for Indiana Jones as well. Indiana Bones when that comes out. All right, let's take a look at what we have to work with here. It's disgusting. Let me bring it up. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. I should point out the top of this. They're all very nice. They're all having a good time. They're all having a good laugh. As we go down the, oh wait, there is some mean ones in there. Actually no, these are all nice. Okay, here we go. We'll start here. We'll start here. Louis Augusta, August, I don't know how to say it. All I can say is even when the critics about the movie were bad, I think they meant, is that how you say critiques? That's not how you say critiques. That's completely, that's critics only. We'll correct it for them. Even when the critiques about the movie were bad, they were all, all capitalized of course, praising Halle Bailey as Ariel. Globally, based on the critics, I think they meant critiques again. The movie seems okay. Not a great movie, but not a disaster either. Perfect for little girls. The random capitalizations really thrown me off. Their main audience for that movie, it will do as good as Cinderella live action around 500 million at the box office. It's a movie made for female audience. I would say that's wrong. That's certainly not mean. It's, I mean, okay. It's made for a female audience, I guess. The original Little Mermaid, I saw it when I was a kid. I liked it when I was a kid. I'm not a girl. I didn't identify as a girl. I didn't feel like a girl. I just liked the movie. My daughter likes the John Wick movies. Yeah, you can say they're more skewed towards boys, more on the guy's side of things. But if a movie is compelling or has something for the entire family to hook their hooks into, sink their hooks into, latch their latches into. I know words. Then it can be a success for everyone involved. It doesn't have to be just for girls. That's just my two cents. The biggest thing that people often use is, oh, good, a middle-aged man is telling me what to think about a movie that's not for him. Again, movies should try to be a little bit more all-encompassing. That doesn't mean, that doesn't mean pandering. That doesn't mean dumbing down your film or making it more broad to bring in as many people. It just means having a compelling narrative, having some interesting characters, having some fun music, a playful setting, things that everyone can be like, oh, that's actually, that looks great, or that sounds fantastic, or that character's really fun. I wanna see this. The Little Mermaid live action has very bland visuals, which is incredible to say because there is really good visuals somewhere in this dark, muddy palette. It's really just the lighting and the palette that's wrong. The CG work is impeccable. Now, that doesn't mean the art direction's impeccable. The characters look like shit. Sebastian, Scuttle, we've gone on about Scuttle. We don't need to go down that road again. Every day I'm Scuttle-ing. Okay, anyway, you get my point. Okay, so T'Challa's queen, that's a username someone went with. So, let me get this straight. He doesn't say to let me get this straight, but I'm adding it. If they said it was bad, it wouldn't have been a paid review? That's not what I said. I didn't say that. In this review video, we don't need to watch it, but I basically just, I picked out seven or eight reviews from critics that got early screeners that all sounded exactly the same. Three of them said Halle Berry, eh, Bailey. Halle Bailey is aerial. It was verbatim. It was just complete stupidity. Like, okay, great, thanks. Thanks for telling me. That's useless. That's useless critique of the film. All right. I do like this movie snob comment. Wow, I can't wait to watch this amazing movie and find out if Halle Bailey is aerial. He gets it. He gets it. It's merman time. I like that, that's funny. Man, maybe I was lying. These are all actually very nice, funny reviews. Wait, what do we got here? Ah, that's a civil comment. We don't have to talk about that one. Okay, maybe I'm completely wrong. I swear there was a whole, but when I looked earlier, there was like a shit ton of mean comments. Maybe they got filtered out of my, YouTube will like filter things out, but there was a bunch in here. This is so embarrassing, how sad. Oh, here's a good one. Here's a good one to comment about at least. It's not necessarily a bad thing. Epiphany Taylor, solid name, I appreciate it. I'm lost on why you all want to live, I can't talk. They can't type. I'm lost on why you all want live actions to be different. They're bringing a cartoon to life. So having shot by shot, frame by frame, should be expected and impressive. Let me see you draw a picture, then bring it from a 2D to reality. There's a lot to dissect in that comment, a lot to unpack. First off, I'm not a 2D animator, although I do actually have a very good freehand. My son Conor is actually getting really good at drawing too. Very impressive stuff. Not the point. Although kind of, I mean, I could, I have animated several things before for work. I've made a couple of games for the iPad, kids video games actually that turned out, I was very proud of them. So I have done animation. So I guess Epiphany Taylor, I could show you some animation and you'd be like, oh, wow, you're actually pretty good at animating and drawing, you have a good freehand. Now the part about bringing it to live action, well, it depends on what we're talking about here. I could draw a piece of shit on paper and then I could go take a shit and film it for you, hand it to you and you'd be like, wow, okay, I'm fair enough. It's a shot for shot remake. It's in 4K, high def. But I don't think that's what he's getting at. So let me break this down even further. The live action remakes are pointless. Now, if you're saying I want them 4K, crisp, high res, I want the music more bombastic, larger than life, I want the visuals to be just incredible, you're not getting that from them because the palette, like I said, is very dark and like all of them are like this, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Lion King easily the best looking, but what you're missing, what's lost in translation from 2D to 3D is the style, is the art direction that we paid these talented artists to do initially. They came up with the storyboards, they purposely set up their shots, they purposely composed things the way they did because for 2D it works. The expressions on the character faces, when you see Simba's face drop into absolute terror as he sees that stampede in the gorge coming at him, it's there, man, it's on that lion's face. Now can a real lion make a face like that? Fuck no. That's why the 2D animators didn't draw a real lion. That's why it's completely ruined when they do it in 3D because now he's just sitting here, this is my scared face, which looks just like all my other faces because I'm a fucking lion. It's terrible. The little mermaid is a little easier because for the most part you're following Ariel and you have Ursula in the mix once in a while but her character friends, Scuttle, Sebastian, Flounder, they are miserable because they are true to, you know, whatever nature gives the animators to work with. So there's a diving bird for Scuttle, you got whatever the hell Flounder is, some dumb ass looking crappie fish. Absolutely miserable. They have no expression. So the voice actors can try as hard as they want but it's not coming through on the face. And this is again why 2D animators will often record the actor who's doing the voice because they wanna get their inflections, they wanna see the mouth move and the eyes pop and get the eyebrows going and they can put that all in these visual representations on 2D images, lost in translation. So yeah, I can draw you a beautiful piece of shit, put some nice shading, put a lot of color in it, maybe there's a rainbow in the background, it's got a smiling face, it's very expressive but then when I translate that to the toilet, it's just a piece of shit, static. Ironically, it's lost all of its life. When I transitioned it. That's just how it goes. And that's why a lot of these movies aren't working out. So this is really getting to the crux of the situation that people often think about but don't say it out loud. A lot of people called me racist. Maybe it wasn't on this video, maybe it was on the poster breakdown video because I'm having a hard time finding it. Take my word for it, I was called racist several times even though I praised Halle Bailey saying she's probably the only good thing in this movie. It wasn't that far off. Most people that are annoyed about Halle Bailey, a black mermaid being in this film is because it's 99% a shot for shot remake with the same music, the same characters and the same plot. So most people going to this movie wanna see pale ass white aerial with the iconic red hair and the blue eyes. That's all it comes down to. It's not about racism. You could go the other direction with it which I wish they would have done because Halle Bailey is incredibly talented. Voice is insanely good. She's been shoved into another solace remake. What they should have done since King Triton has seven daughters or eight daughters whatever it is, make her a different character. Make her one of aerial sisters and make that the movie. You can still call it the little mermaid or you can call it something else, mermaid, right? The wise mermaid, the mermaid with more of a personality whatever you wanna call it, it doesn't matter. And give us a new story. That would be far more interesting to watch too because when I sit there watching these live action movies I'm just constantly checking off boxes in my head. Yup, there's under the sea. Okay, now Ursula's gonna throw a fit. Yup, there's the eels ready to bring her over stole her voice. Now she's fallen in love with Eric. Now we're at the final stupid thing in the movie and it's over and I got nothing out of this. So what was his comment that I was basing this all off of? You're literally looking for a textbook definition of confirmation bias. How can a viewer see you as a reputable source if the only opinions you deem as valid are the ones that speak to your own stance in the film and you label anything else as paid for? Why do you get to decide what's a valid opinion? I don't get to decide what is a valid opinion. This video that I did was for fun because oftentimes the early reactions are incredibly positive and optimistic because they did get to see the movie early. They are in the club with the studios or sometimes they're just massive fans. So they pre-bought their ticket they waited in line for hours because they didn't want to, you wouldn't do that unless you already had set your mind, I'm gonna like this movie. I love the original so much. This trailer looks great. I like all the other Disney live action movies. I'm here, I'm ready. This is gonna lead to another tangent that I wanna cover on the show. I'm gonna do a video on it. But the idea is the movie critic in a sense is kind of pointless and dead. And by that I mean in the year 2023 I'm having a hard time reviewing movies like I used to. And the reason for that is everything's a fucking franchise. These live action movies come out every year now. And at this point they all look the same. They all do the same thing where they swap the race or the sex of a character for no reason at all because it doesn't add anything new. It's just to drum up some conversation online to get more people in the theaters hopefully for their sake, for profit because that's what it's really about. So how do you even do a review? This is where I was at with the little mermaid. It's like if you've seen the other ones and you like them, you're gonna like this. There's nothing different. These are all conveyor belt movies. They follow the formula and they follow the originals 99% changing, tweaking little things, adding a new song. It's all the same shit. And then you look at Fast and the Furious. We have 10 of these movies. The last four or five have been exactly the same. They get louder, dumber and have more action. What's the point of me talking about the film even? If you like the last three, you're gonna like it. That's the end of the review. There's no heads up to give. Now where it's valuable is a movie like Indiana Jones where there's a long stretch of time in between and people genuinely are curious is Indiana Jones 5 gonna be another dumpster fire or is it gonna be good? I'd like to hear from you. But shit, between the DCU, the MCU, we're a mission impossible seven or eight. There's just so many of these massive 10 poll franchises. There's just no point in even talking about them. I will of course, because I enjoy it. But on the other hand, it's very hard. I mean, I'm certified on rod and tomatoes. It's very hard for me to even go on there and be like, yep, this movie's rod and this movie's fresh, because I'm trying to somewhat put myself in the mindset of a person going and what they're looking for. So Little Mermaid, I did give a rod on rod and tomatoes. I almost didn't even put a review out. Fast 10, I didn't rate because I just don't even know. If you like those other shitty ones, you're gonna like this one. This is really what it boils down to. I'm not the audience. I have to understand that, but you also kind of look at things as a critic and say, well, how much of it is about me and how much of it is about the end user and what they wanna see. It's like, how much of it is a public service announcement and then what part of it is, but I understand taste is subjective. So obviously McDonald's isn't good for you, but it still has a taste because of all the sugar and shit they put in it. But over here is a five-star restaurant. They both get positives. I guess it's challenging. I wanna do a video on that. So I will, although I just ranted for a long time, but I got more to say, so look for that. All right, this person says they're not paid at all. They're all real reviews. Okay, well, that's not anything. Here we go. Mechapagan, it's super weird and goofy how grown men are mad at this movie. First of all, what boy in the 90s watched this movie? I was into Transformers and G.I. Joe. I was into all of it. My favorite animated Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast. Emperor's New Groove is actually, I like that one better, but if we're talking about our conventional, traditional Disney princess movies, Beauty and the Beast, number one for sure. Love Aladdin, love Lion King. It doesn't have to have a guy lead to be interesting or fun. And plus kids, boy, girl doesn't matter. When you're four, five, six, seven, eight, colorful, fun characters is all you need. That's a selling point. Unlike 40-year-old men on YouTube, boys that are seven or eight don't give a fuck if the lead is a girl. If it's a cartoon and it's funny and there's a little bit of action, and I don't even mean fighting. I just mean movement, stuff going on, progression of the story. They're good. I mean, depending on the household you live in and what you're told. It looks like I responded to this one. Sasha Riley says, men who judge kids films, dot, dot, dot, odd, weird and strange. And I said, I assume you're referring to the critics who are men, yes. My joke, which might have gone over their head, was men review movies for profession on the internet. And they did before, Siskel and Ebert, believe it or not, were men, and they would review children's movies. That's how adults that actually purchased the tickets to bring the kids understand if the movie's good, if it's appropriate for their child to go to, if they somehow slipped a bunch of swearing or violence into a film that was for kids, or if it's slow as shit and boring, or if it's not going to give the parent anything to enjoy while they're sitting there for an hour and a half, two hours now, it seems. There's a use for us, believe it or not. And most of the critics, most of the scores you see on sites like IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes are coming from older individuals that are in their 30s, 40s and beyond, because they don't want critics that are seven running the aggregate, running the tomato meter. I love this movie, because I had kids that were at one point in time, six, seven and eight, and every time we would go to a movie, it was their favorite movie, because kids are awesome, and they are experiencing new things for the first time. So those experiences are always amazing. Holy shit, Spider-Man just did this in a movie? That's my favorite movie. Oh my gosh, Batman is kicking a bunch of ass. That's my favorite movie, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Indiana Jones, even Back to the Future. Holy crap, Poltergeist is awesome. When did this movie come out? It's great. These experiences are unique to them every time. When you are older, you've seen all this stuff, you've seen how the playbook is made, and you've seen the copycats. You have more life experience, which is why Supreme Court picks and things like that. They're all older, typically, because they put in the work and they know what works. And again, that's the thing with his live action movies. That's why there is a lot of bitter adults that grew up with the classics, and we just don't wanna see them regurgitated in this lifeless, cash-grabby manner. Now, I know I'm going hard on them, because I expect more from Disney. This is gonna be on my podcast, by the way. If you don't, you can subscribe to it on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, or it's on YouTube every Monday. The topic this Monday is gonna be my love-hate relationship with Disney, and how I don't want them to fail. I do, I mean, we still go to Disney World. I still have a ton of fond memories with them, and I know that they can do better. It's just clearly being, it's all about money now, right? It's all about the bottom dollar. It doesn't seem like there's heart in it. There is sometimes unique stuff that comes out. It's kind of half-assed. They don't put any marketing behind it. They don't have any confidence. And even the Pixar stuff lately has been very hit or miss. This new elemental does not look good. It just doesn't, it looks so cliche. It is Pixar, so they'll probably have a twist or two, hopefully. But as it stands, I mean, you gotta wow people to get them to the theaters. You gotta give them something different or, sadly, in most cases, something nostalgic. Disney's just in a tough place right now. It sucks. But yeah, that podcast will be fun. I'll be going through kind of my whole growing experience with the company, the highs, the lows, talking about the movies and whatnot. Judd says, why are you so angry, dude? Chill out, haha. I'm not angry. I'm passionate. Please don't confuse the two. When I read a story or watch a movie or a piece of news comes through in an article, I don't flip out. I don't throw a chair. I don't go to my gun collection and clean them. I don't even own a gun, which is a rarity for an American. I know, it's just like, I don't fucking care. I love movies. I want good movies to be made. I want them to try new things, have fun, explore different mediums. But I don't blow a gasket if I find out that they're gonna be remaking the Hunchback of Notre Dame or Hercules. They're going to. That it's established they're going to. That doesn't mean I can't vent and tell people the frustrations I have and try to educate and let them understand at least where I'm coming from and a lot of other people are coming from. Kitty Safari completely misses the point. By that same logic, you must be tired of all the Spider-Man movies that come out saying that they're all just the same adaptation of a comic. Everyone could just pick up and read themselves. They should just come up with a completely new concept. Same thing of Batman, right? Oh, and they're about to reboot Transformers. So that must be a huge mistake. Ha ha, laughing at me doesn't understand my point. So I guess, yeah, whatever. Couple things, one, I do get annoyed by all the remakes, or I'm sorry, not remakes, all the reboots of Spider-Man and Batman and pretty much all the major tentpole superheroes. Two, they're not shot-for-shot remakes by the same company. The Amazing Spider-Man and Spider-Man are very different films. The Amazing Spider-Man I didn't think was very good and I really like Sam Raimi's Spider-Man. There's the origin stories, the similarity, but the approach is very different. The style of the film is very different. There's different characters, you know? Mary Jane's not in one of them. She's Gwen Stacy's in the other one. It's more focused on that relationship. The Batman movies are all absolutely different. You look at the Batman, it's more like a David Fincher film, seven, then Michael Keaton in Tim Burton's Batman, which is silly, it's very comical. And then you look at what fucking Zack Snyder's done with Batman. I mean, come on, he's shooting people with guns. These are not one-to-one. These are very different interpretations, which is why I said I don't have a problem revisiting these older classics from Disney, but do something different with them. Using the same exact songs, the same exact characters, and putting them in the same exact story is not interesting. Give me something new, or at least give me a different spin. That's why a lot of people like The Jungle Book and Cinderella and Maleficent, because yes, they were in those same worlds, but they were very different approaches. And I happen to like all those as well. Maybe not Cinderella. I find that one really boring. Maybe I have to, I don't wanna rewatch it. People like that one. I thought it was just like, ugh, what, really? This is boring as shit. Not enough explosions for me. Okay, I'm a black man. The race swapping is awful, ruins every movie. I have to say something about this too, because while I agree, it's a jarring change that, as I said, if we're doing a shot-for-shot remake of the classic, then yeah, it really is just kind of a pandering tool they're using, in my opinion. What I don't like seeing, and I find it very just, whatever, is the people that will list off, oh, well, why don't we have a white, black panther? You know, if it's okay to race-swap a character this way, why not do it in the reverse? I think they know the answer, but I will say it loudly so that the people in the back in here. 90%, maybe even higher, of the movies that came out in the 70s, 80s, and 90s were white characters. And I'm not talking about one or two characters in the movie, I'm talking about almost all of the characters in the movie. If you look at the first animated Little Mermaid, it's all white people, everything's white. So they're trying to give a little bit more balance, but Hollywood isn't taking chances with anything anymore. So if you then go to, well, then give us new stories, I agree, they're not gonna do that because it's a financial risk. So they half-ass, and instead of coming up with a new story, they just do a swap, and then they can say, look, we're being more inclusive, we are getting more representation on the screen, and you can't really get too upset about it because one, who fucking cares? You have the original, it's not the end of the world, calm down. And two, it is good to have more representation on screen. Yes, it's annoying. Yes, it's a little like, it's kind of insulting to both parties, right? Like, oh, you're not confident enough that this actor can be her own person in her own movie. You have to replace her with another one. Yeah, okay. But again, if the roles were reversed, and we saw 99 or 90% of all the movies are black-led characters, then yeah, tell me in 30 years, and I bet we will see characters swapped. We will see a white character now playing the part of a black character, and spoiler, that actually was happening previously. In those aforementioned movies in the 80s and 90s, there were characters in comics and in shows that were black that were then made white. That's my thought on that. Little Dragon says, what's wrong with this adult? What's wrong with this adult? What's wrong with your sentence structure? Why are you mad? I'm not. LOL, why so emotional? I guess the nostalgia only for adults when it's the Mario movie. You could have at least waited to watch the movie before concluding it's actually bad. The fact that you generalized all credit. I didn't say it was bad. I never gave a review for the movie ahead of time. I said I was concerned it was probably gonna be mediocre. I actually thought it was gonna be better than it was when I went and saw it. You're so bitter they don't want to invite you. I don't know, who's inviting people? I haven't reached out to anyone to ever get a press pass. I don't even know how to do that and I don't care to do that because I don't wanna be tainted by the red carpet treatment. This dude is big mad while cringe. But if those same people were picking this movie apart, you'd all believe every word they said. It's quite weird to see grown men want this movie to fail so bad. Grown men have wanted the last few live action movies to fail because I've said everything I need to say on them. They're not very good. Nothing to do with race or anything. We just, it's just old hat. It's lame. All right, well those are my thoughts on, oh those are my reactions to Twitter. Let's go to YouTube and see if I pissed off my stream if I upset people. In which case I don't really care. I just gave, I gave my thoughts. If I missed any super chats, let me know. Otherwise we'll wait till the end. Bubba says all these remakes and we can't get a decent live action Pokemon movie. I agree. I did not like Detective Pikachu. Let's go to the final piece of news and this should be a shock to no one. We have a new John Wick coming out. John Wick 5 and three spin-offs in development at Lionsgate. Now the big question I have is are they gonna give it a subtitle? We had John Wick. We had John Wick chapter two. We had John Wick chapter three, Parabellum. Then we went to straight John Wick chapter four. Are we gonna see another subtitle in the same vein as Parabellum? I would like it personally. I wouldn't be surprised if they do the two-parter thing again here. John Wick, Retaliation, John Wick chapter five, old man, retirement home or maybe it's just called retirement part one. There's a lot of options on the table, on the high table. After over two months since the theatrical release of John Wick chapter four, Lionsgate executive Joe Drake has confirmed that the studio has started work on John Wick chapter five which is currently at the early stages of development. Before I get any further into this, I just wanna say I'm really annoyed that this guy was pretending like they weren't gonna do chapter five. When John Wick four came out or right before it came out, they were like, there's no plans to do another one. You know, if the time's right and we can find a script that's compelling enough, maybe we'll do another one. Bullshit! They spent a lot of money on chapter four. They wanted to make sure the box office was gonna be a big hit. The thing killed at the box office. They were gonna make chapter five based on the numbers and the numbers were good. They ate well. So here we are. During Lionsgates, I guess I said that right the first time. It's a weird Lionsgates. Sounds weird. Most recent earnings call. Drake opened up about the future of the blockbuster franchise revealing that the creative team has three other John Wick projects in development. We're now moving across the franchise, not just in the triple A video game. But looking at what a regular cadence of spinoffs, television really growing that universe so that there is a steady cadence. Did he say cadence twice in the same sentence? That's not a word you hear a lot. And he said it twice, just back to back. Of a franchise, blah, blah, blah, blah. What is official is that, as you know, Ballerina is the first spinoff that comes out next year. That's the Anna de Armas film. I'll see anything she's in. I watched Blonde, which was insufferably bad because she was in it. I don't recommend. We're in development on three others. Oh my God. Wait, so three others besides Ballerina? We're in development on three others, including John Wick chapter five and including television series The Continental will be airing soon. And so we're building out the world and when that five movie comes out and when that five movie comes out, will be organic, will be, is this, was this written by AI? Will be organically grown out of how we're starting to tell those stories, but you can rely on a regular cadence of John Wick. He said cadence three times in a paragraph? What? What? Three cadence and you are out, sir. This is not real. This was generated by chat GTP or some shit. Yeah, there's also a John Wick video game coming out and I'm very excited about that. I want a matrix video game. I remember Enter the Matrix and Neo, the path of the one or something. Those were both mediocre, but I enjoyed the crap out of them. I want another matrix video game, a John Wick video game. I'm excited for two, but give me, give me another matrix. What do we got? John Wick chapter four has earned a worldwide gross of 428 million at the box office, making it the highest grossing John Wick movie. This achievement allowed the franchise to reach a billion dollars. John Wick uncovers a path to defeating the high table, reads the synopsis for chapter four, but before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the globe. Yeah, we know this. We already watched this movie. All right, well, John Wick chapter four, thoughts on a chapter five. I saw a tweet a couple of days ago and the person was like, it boggles my mind that people think John Wick chapter one is the best. Like they say that with a straight face. It is the best because it has a story. It has a beginning, middle and end. If you like John Wick chapter two, three and four more, that's fine. I'm not gonna sit here and be like, you like those more than number one? I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I can believe that. They have bigger effects. They have more stylized gun-foo. The combat is very over the top. The fourth one has sections that go on forever. They have a cool top-down video game style shot. They have stair fight combat. They have car combat. It's insane. But I want a movie that speaks to me more than I'm just a seven-year-old playing Call of Duty. And John Wick chapter one, just John Wick, they didn't think they were gonna do more than one of these. And that's good. You should tell a story that has an ending. And it does. It's a revenge story of an assassin who got out of the game, found love, found peace, found happiness, and then she's unceremoniously killed from cancer or whatever. Doesn't matter. And her dying, parting gift is a cute little puppy to remember her. And he's fine. He's grieving, of course. He's sad, but he's gonna move on with his life still, with this dog. But then some pricks come along and kill the puppy and remind him, there's no going away from this. There's no coming back to that world. You have to come back to ours. And so he does. And he goes on a murder spree and it's beautiful. It's glorious. It's got some substance to it. And these other ones don't. They're silly. They get so loony. Someone pointed it out. They're like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. The first one is a solid little action movie. And keep in mind, I like the trilogy of them. They keep getting worse. But they decide to go the direction of the lore. And some people are really into that stuff. They like the lore side of things. What's the high table? What's the continental all about? Let's really break into that stuff. Whereas I just really like the simple, compelling, man on a mission of revenge angle. Pirates of the Caribbean, same thing. Let's go into the lore. Jack Sparrow's still there. He's still having fun with his crew. But we wanna dive into Davy Jones' locker and talk about Calypso and all the different elements and gods and the factions of pirates. It was just insane. It was so insane. And these John Wick movies are too. They're dumb. They're dumb action movies. And they're not a whole lot different at this point than something like Fast and the Furious. So again, this is gonna be another series where they're gonna keep making them. And I'm gonna have to be like, yep, it's still just as insane as before. Now there's a three hour section of the film where John Wick is fighting entirely inside of a car. People just keep jumping in the car. And he's driving. And it's three hours of real time footage with a locked camera perspective. And he's really driving. Keanu Reeves drove this fucking car all the way through China or whatever while shooting all these guys. It took them seven years to do, but it's great. Yeah. I enjoy all the John Wick movies, but lately I've been enjoying them on a completely superficial level. It's a hot girl I like looking at her. I hope that they calm down though because this last one was long. I'm an old man now, I guess at 40. I need them to peel back a little bit. Give me under two hours if you can, please. I'm just begging you. If you're gonna have no story, which these later ones don't, let's be honest with ourselves, there's very little plot here and that's okay. But if you're gonna do that, make it quick. Give me some cool action and get the fuck out. Those are my thoughts. As for the TV shows and the spin-offs and the other movies, it remains to be seen. World building is kind of lame in my opinion. Everybody's trying to be an MCU. Everyone's trying to build this whole thing out from comics to video games to TV series. We often don't see it work out. Even the best of the best, the MCU is not doing it correctly. They're falling on their face with a lot of their shows and the movies have not been good. They've been suffering because of it. It remains to be seen. Continental had a very mediocre teaser trailer. I think it's a Peacock exclusive. So if you wanna watch Continental, you gotta have Peacock. You gotta check it out in the cock. Check it out in the Peacock. All right, well, let's close this down. Furiel Pax says, and let's ride, and let's ride. Okay, folks, that's my list for the day. Super chats are appreciated. If you have a question for me, movie, question, book, question, lifestyle question, workout question, loving marriage or father question, let me know. I'll be here as long as questions come in. If nothing shows up, it's a Friday night. That's fine. We have things to do. I understand. I understand. I will give you a couple of housekeeping things before I close out. Let me take a sip of this first. Got a Patreon request coming up. I need to watch it. I'm going to watch it soon. Probably review it this weekend. I forgot the name of it. Apparently the movie's on Shutter. I have to fucking figure out how to look at that. Let me bring up the drive documentation. Short for documentation. And let's ride. Never find anything in here. It's like looking through a purse. You never find anything. Schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule. I name things so terribly. Is it under? It's not that. I don't even know what that is. Let's ride. There you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don't have a lot to say but there's something about her. Thanks, Guttall. You know you don't know what but you're done to try. You gotta kiss that girl. I shall la la la la la na na na. Skippa da da da da da da da da da da da da. Kiss that girl. You kissed that girl. La la la la na ha ha ha ha. Okay, I can't find this. And I'm on the fly, so just forget it. I have a Patreon request coming up. I said what it was, reason. Oh, I know where to find it. I have it on my shooting agenda schedule that I posted on the community tab a couple days ago. Let's see how badly I disappointed people on my shooting schedule. I said I was gonna do Jennifer's body, I did. Top five ruin trilogies, I did. Fast X, I did. Little Mermaid, I did. Deadstream. Deadstream was supposed to come out yesterday. I did not watch that one yet but that's on my list from a Patreon member at the Mithril membership. We gotta do that one. Monday's podcast will be out at 8 a.m. on podcast services and then we usually do a live watch party at 8 p.m. right here on YouTube. So you can listen to it in the morning if you want or you can wait and join me and I'm in the chat usually if I can be and it goes live at 8 p.m. It's gonna be the Disney podcast, the love-hate relationship. What else is cooking? What else is cooking? I'll probably have to do another Patreon request. I wanna do that conversation I was talking about about movie critics and our purpose anymore with a lot of these 10-pole franchises and the challenges we face. The struggle's really real for us oppressed movie critics. And then next week, is next week Spider-Man? Is next week Spider-Man? Let me bring up the regal app. A shit-la-la-la-la, da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, ha you gotta kiss that girl. You kiss that girl so na na na na na, Skull, you suck, you fucking dumb ass duck. Get out of, kiss the girl. Gotta kiss the girl. Spider-Man across the spider-verse, seven days away baby! I'm excited, what do we got for showtime? We got a three o'clock on a Thursday afternoon, I could maybe try to swing that if I get up extra early and get my day jobs work done in time, otherwise it's playing all afternoon at the regal. Okay, well, look for a Spider-Man review next week too. That's exciting. I'm excited for that. Because Miles Morales is Spider-Man. Dieter says, don't forget to watch Blood and Gold, Adam. What the hell? I don't know, what is Blood and Gold? Why am I watching that? Is that a Patreon request or is that just something that's coming out? Blood and Gold official trailer. People have already reviewed it. Oh, it must have just came out. Who's in this? Oh, it's like a Nazi movie. Okay, I could maybe check that out. Must be based on a book. It's a quick movie too, so that might be good. All right, I don't see any more supers coming in, so I am going to close up shop on this. It is midnight after all here. I didn't get very far on my Coca-Cola Sprite Kitty Cocktail Shirley Temple ship, but that's all right. Yeah, Dieter, I did not watch the trailer. I just scrubbed a little bit of it and just got the gist, and I'll check it out. I'll try to check it out and give a review for that one as well. So Dead Stream, Blood and Gold, not to be confused with the Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, absolutely atrocious film. Yeah, this could be all right. All right, thank you guys for joining the stream. As always, we do these Tuesday nights, 10.30 p.m. Eastern time, and Friday nights, 10.30 p.m. Eastern time. If you want, you got extra time in your hand, feel free to check me out on Tony's channel, Hack the Movies. I was just on there for his live stream. The other night, I think I was the bell of the ball over there. I was hilarious. I was snapping jokes out left and right. I'm over talking people, steamrolling the conversation. It was beautiful, beautiful convo over there. Sizzu, how do you say that? Sizzu? I never know how to say it. Adam, are you watching Sizzu? I don't know where to watch it. It didn't come to the Regal Theater, so I couldn't see it. If I can find it somewhere, I will definitely watch. I wanted to see it. But Stupid Ass Regal, I still don't think they have it showing. Let me look one more time. Now Plain, Kandahar, which sucked. I saw that early. It was the Monday Mystery Show, and I didn't even do a review on it. I just hated it so much. About my father, I don't even know what that is. You hurt my feelings, I don't know what that is. The machine, don't care to see that. The Wrath of Becky, don't know what that is. Super Mario Brothers, saw it. Evil Dead Rise, saw it. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. Wouldn't mind seeing it, but haven't. And then John Wick chapter four is still Plain. John Wick chapter four is still Plain, instead of Sizzu or Sizzu or whatever. Unreal. All right, hit the notification bell. On that note, I'm Ghost. I'm Swayzee, which I guess works in two ways, because he was in the movie Ghost, and he's gone. What a sad way to end. Take care. A sha la la la la da da da, skip a ba ba ba da da da da, you gotta end the stream.