 4. This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low-threat anomalous locations, which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this document warrant securing and cover-up measures, none of them are closely enough tied to an underlying anomalous cause or considered a high enough containment or research priority to warrant full special containment procedure documentation. This list may be used as a resource should knowledge of these locations become useful or necessary in the future. Dr. ████████ Head of Containment, Site ██████ Unexplained Location, UE-673264 Description ████████ School classroom where all geometric drawings have one fewer-sided normal. Triangles have two sides but remain triangular. Circles are points, and points ██████ Date of containment ██████ June 24th, 1984 Location ██████ Room 4, St. Cedric's Primary School, Surrey, UK Security Protocol Doors and windows bricked up. Room fitted with intruder alarms. Unexplained Location, UE-941712 Description A sphere five meters in radius. All humans who are caught in the sphere spontaneously vocalize in English, boy, I wish I had a nice cold Pepsi right now, regardless of native language or knowledge of the Pepsi brand. Date of containment February 29th, 1968 Location An interplanetary space, static relative to the Sun at approximately the same altitude and inclination as the Earth. Security Protocol Due to the difficulty of studying this area astronomically and the erratic nature of the affected locations, modeling software capable of predicting future affected locations is still in development. Currently, mentions of the above phrase are monitored on social media, with damnnestics distributed at the discretion of security personnel. Unexplained Location, UE-404816 Description A 250,493.29 km2 area encompassing the entire state of Michigan. All roadwork and or road maintenance within this area take approximately three times longer to complete than what normally would take place in the United States. Data Containment April 6th, 1904 Location Michigan, USA Security Protocol None is currently needed, as residents of Michigan view it as a result of the state's unpredictable weather fluctuations. Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Unpredictable Weather Flux Shed purchased by Foundation. It is now used for cold storage and thermodynamic experiments. Unexplained Location, UE867920 Description A treehouse behind an abandoned house. The words SCP-CLUBHOUSE are carved into the wood. Inside are three boxes. The first box is labeled 106. A G.I. Joe's action figure crudely painted black is contained inside. The second box is labeled 682. The skeletal remains of a lizard are contained inside. The third box is labeled 999. A single cup of orange jello is contained inside. Despite the possible containment breaches poses, nothing about the location is anomalous. Unit Location, June 24th, 2017 Location, Mississippi, USA Security Protocol House and treehouse demolished. Boxes and contents are currently in storage. No further actions required. Unexplained Location, UE537968 Description An area of approximately 27 square meters where fire cannot exist. Any existing fire will spontaneously extinguish when it enters the area, and no substances will ignite while in the area. Date of containment Location, Yosemite National Park, California, USA Security Protocol Foundation outposts constructed over the area in disguise of the ranger station. Structure designated a non-smoking area Unexplained Location, UE345456 Description A 2 meter by 2 meter square of a swamp that causes an American bullfrog to manifest on the top of the head of any human who enters it. The bullfrog banishes upon accident in the area. Date of containment July 1st, 2009 Location Maryland Security Protocol Property purchase enclosed to the public Unexplained Location, UE807488 Description A soundstage dressed with polystyrene rocks Replicate of the Saturn V landing module and green screen backdrop Props are marked in an unknown script Date of containment June 21st, 1969 Location Sea of Tranquility, Luna Security Protocol Disinformation Campaign Currently self-sustaining Unexplained Location, UE387168 Description A 4.9 kilometer square area of land where the song We Built This City by Starship can be heard playing at approximately 115 decibels. The exact source of the music is unclear, but it appears to originate from the sky. The song repeats continuously, with no apparent end. Date of containment January 8th, 19-██ Location Uninhabited land in southwestern Libya, near the Algerian border Security Protocol Area cordoned off, branded as Toxic Chemical Waste Site Unexplained Location, UE521392 Description An abandoned building where every five years, approximately 1,000 non-anomalous typewriters from the early 1900s materialize. All textual documentation about the building appears in 12-point pica font. Date of containment February 8th, 2016 Location Blank Security Protocol The building has been restored. Typewriters are sold online from a closed internet connection after being checked for anomalies. Unexplained Location, UE464176 Description A classroom located in Clayton High School, Tennessee Looking through the windows of the classroom allows the viewer to see a large, amorphous black object in the sky outside the window. Date of containment Location Clayton, Tennessee, USA Security Protocol Classroom barred from access under the cover story of its best-ofs contamination Note, as of the 27th of July, 2016, the object appears to be getting either larger or closer to the window. Possible implications are unknown. Unexplained Location, UE175936 Description A spherical area five meters in diameter. Many human subjects located inside the sphere will experience visual hallucinations, viewing any space outside the sphere as a real-time view of the Martian sky and surface. All effects cease when the subject leaves the sphere. Date of containment ██████████ Location Cardiff, Wales Security Protocol Stars and constellations planetary and front company constructed around the anomaly. Most location contained in a staff-only area. Unexplained Location, UE539040 Description An apartment in Australia When objects which are either identified as vacuum cleaners or function as a vacuum cleaner enter the apartment, they then experience gravity at roughly 100th as usual strength. This effect does not reverse upon leaving the apartment. Head-following news reports showing a man gliding using a Roomba. Date of containment July 13, 2015 Location Sydney, New South Wales Security Protocol The apartment has been bought by a foundation proxy company and is now inhabited by an agent. Unexplained Location, UE826208 Description A kitchen of average makin' size. Access to an Italian fine dining restaurant. Any dishes listed as vegetarian on the menu will spontaneously partially transform into meat. Even in cases where the corresponding non-vegetarian dish would not have contained meat. Date of containment May 1, 2017 Location Jamestown, New York, USA Security Protocol The restaurant was purchased and is currently used as a foundation front and fundraiser. The word vegetarian on the menu has been replaced with all capital letters, with the exception of a lowercase letter L to simulate a capital I. Unexplained Location, UE252944 Description A 7.4 meter by 9.2 meter crater filled with a liquid of orange color. The liquid appears to be of the Fanta Orange Company's recipe, and checks out as such when sampled. Date of location Location, Pandori Freedom, Mars Security Protocol NASA satellite imagery altered. Foundation personnel embedded within NASA are to redirect all missions planned and currently in operation away from the target area. Unexplained Location, UE251872 Description An exact replica of the Disneyland USA theme park as it appeared on July 16, 1955 constructed entirely of steel. Date of containment ██████ Location, The Moon Security Protocol All NASA images and public photographs containing the location edited. Internet activity be continually monitored for information leaks. Unexplained Location, UE137440 Description A park including tennis courts, a play structure, and picnic area. With signs written in English, when exiting the park, if a subject leads from the east entrance, they will exit in ██████ California, USA. Leaving from the west entrance deposits the subject in front of an identical copy in ██████ Saitama, Japan. There is no west entrance into California iteration in vice versa. Date of containment ██████ Location, ██████ California, and ██████ Saitama Security Protocol Both entrances have been closed for renovations. Foundation and micro-facility erected inside the park for shipping and security. Note This zone has been used for years to transport objects, and we've just made an entry now. Dr. B- Unexplained Location, UE270592 Description The interior of an ██████ brand wardrobe. This space has been revealed to be approximately 2,500 times bigger than would be expected, given its exterior dimensions, and is inhabited by a number of species of saprophotic molds. Belief does exist on the wooden paneling border in the area. This paneling is presumed to be of unlimited thickness, as its boardings have provided no reliable limit to its depth. Date of containment March ██████ Location Determined to exist solely in extradimensional space, wardrobe entrance relocated to Site-34. Security Protocol Due to the pathogenic nature of many fungi inside, entrance is restricted to personnel equipped with Mark III respiration equipment, currently used to hold non-perishable equipment. Unknown Location UE-194656 Description A set of approximately 78 stars in unknown locations that form a constellation that resembles the Foundation's main symbol, a large circle with three distinct arrows pointing to the center. Despite this, the founder and O5 command have stated on multiple occasions that they designed the symbol before discovering this constellation. Date of containment February 23, 2015 Location Directly south of the Gemini Constellation Security Protocol Due to the extremely abstract nature of its depiction, no attempts have been made to contain the constellation. Unexplained Location UE-731552 Description In a regular area of approximately 2.3 km in diameter, from where two suns are visible in the sky. Date of containment 1998 Location Karen Desert, Pakistan Security Protocol Cordoning a region explained by nuclear testing