 So morbidly obese that she filled the bathtub with her own chinswet and laying it to cool her core mass. I've started cutting. Welcome to episode number 13 of the Mighty and Michael podcast. We're coming at you straight out of the, we're coming at you. Straight out of Compton. Like a snake that's been coiled up by its musician master. We're drunk. We're ready to strike you in the heart. We have a few too many bevvies. Michael's had a lot. Michael. He had a bottle. I had a, you're getting into my supply. I've had a bottle. Aaron's here. Over, over the last 24 hours. We've got Aaron here. Aaron's actually Aaron. Aaron, Aaron. The first thing he saw was Michael pissing and shitting on the ground. That is true. As he walks in, I've got my arsehole spread. I've shot already because why not? And then as he walks in, I'm dripping from my shorts because I'm pissing with my disgusting. No. It's DJ. We're here for a business professional, business professional and Michael Pude. It's, we're collaborating podcast talks. Aaron, actual. What has happened on the weekend? Dude, I don't, I was sober this weekend. I went the whole weekend without a drop of alcohol. Apart from Sunday afternoon, I had two beers. Yeah. I had mushrooms with a certain someone. Can't say because I don't want to. Inflict. You know who it is? You a little wink at the camera or it's strict. It's okay. I'll fix it. And that's how you work with green screens. And that's how you work with green screens. Even it out. Fuck head. Do you reckon that's fucked it? Nah. Connor, fix it. I'm bleeding. I'm fucking bleeding. So we went on a bushwalk because the rules have been relaxed. We're allowed to go for a walk and we took the walk that we've been doing for the last 10 years. And 10 years ago, it was pretty easy because we were a lot fitter. We were a lot slimmer. We were a lot healthier. And we used to fly through this bushwalk. We did the bushwalk on Saturday and Sunday. And oh my God, we nearly died. My shoulder popped out. You were being Broncos. Matt Brown was nearly died. There were moments where the leading group was like, we have to leave him behind. He's slowing us. We have to leave Matt behind. We discussed that. But we didn't. And so it's like, it's 10 years. It wasn't 10 years. It was yeah, it was 10. Since we did the first one. Oh yeah, true. Sorry. That's okay. What's your name? Klayne. It's Klayne. You're Klayne. It's your name. It's Klayne with an N. Moral of the story is you got to just go for bushwalks. Get in touch with nature. Feminine. Fuck. I think we've gone too far. Yeah, we fucking had too many drinks. We drank on the job. We drank on the job. We shouldn't be. I drove. No, I'm not. Hey. Okay. Part of the shoot talk is of course one of our favorite parts. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to throw this blood tissue at Matt. All right. Michael just threw a blood tissue at Matt and it missed him. But Matt's eyes weren't like this. He like fluttered a little bit. So. The wind. I made you wind. So every week Matt comes in at, what was it, 13, 14 hours of research for these four facts. This isn't speculation. These are four facts that Matt Brown has found. He searches the internet and he finds out things that have happened on this day in the past century. And let me tell you some shit. Okay. You wouldn't believe some of the facts that he finds out. Like I struggle to believe it. But then after the podcast, I like talked to him and I'm like, dude, was that real? And he shows me and it's all real. Everything I'm about to say is 100% true. On this day. In 1962. Stop. Stop that. How do you fix it? No. Fucking dickhead. Let me fix it. No. We're similar. Don't. See that? So that's your fixer. Be similar. On this day in 1962, Jim Kerry was ass fucked by himself. He pushed his erection in between his legs and curled it just enough to penetrate his rim. Although he denied it doing it. Further proof of his ass fucking was when there was a shit spray pattern on his bedroom wall when the shit flicked off the tip of his dick as the erection popped out of his own ass. Do you reckon if you're gonna fuck your own ass, would you have to put it in forcibly flaccid? No, it wouldn't reach. Don't say. But then somehow get a wreck. You could stretch it and put it in and then get hard. But then the struggle becomes keeping it in as the blood engorges the erectile tissue. Because it would pop out. How did you do that? He showed me. He was sitting at a certain angle. So his face was pressed against the ground. His ass was in the air. And he used his two fingers to bend his erection into his ass. Great party trick kids. If you're bored at kick-ons, just pull out the hole trying to finger your dick into your ass and you'll be a god. Maybe. It may be. We're yeah, I don't we don't endorse that. On this day in 2006, Tiger Woods awoke from a 14-year coma and had no recollection of any of his golfing wins or that he even knew how to play golf. All his golfing success happened while he was in a coma. Doctors call it a golf ma and it's only ever happened once. Fuck you. That is, I slipped. I slipped. Blood is the worst out of all of your wastes that come out of you. There's shit and piss out there and now there's blood on your skin. That is sick. I slipped. Michael's just wiped blood on me. Yeah, because of the knife. Yeah, I guess that's why you should have wiped it on me. Because of the knife you threw. On this day in 1956, Mother Teresa was charged with prostitution but managed to get the charges dropped when she posed nude for the arresting officer. Mother Teresa was maybe a slut, Matt Brown says. Matt Brown there, that's a and you know, I check them. I check these facts and it's all true all the time. I've opened myself up. You're wiping it on me. No, on my shirt. Shami's going to be so angry at you, eh? Great memories though. Oh, sorry. Making, making, making memories. On this day in 1995, Tony Robbins swallowed an entire baby hole. He was seen dislocating his jaws and sliding the eighth month old into his gaping mouth hole. When questioned on the matter, he simply says powerful in Spanish. You said this before, Matt from Holson. Some other fucking Hitler put a baby in their throat from a previous podcast or why? It must be like a thing, a powerful person thing. I don't know, but did anyone see the monkey steal the toddler? Yes. On the news. Makes you think that they grabbed the toddler and just took it away. A monkey stole a baby, a rapist taught the monkey how to steal babies and drag it back to the rapist lair. That's what I think. I've done it. Basically it rolled up on a little bike and jumped off and grabbed the toddler and started dragging it down the street. Did it kill it? I mean, the kid? No. The thing? But that was so casual about it. The parents were so casual that some old dude just half-assed walked after it and was like. I question how real it is. You reckon? Do you know them? Have you met? Are you them? Matt was. No, just the way the baby's body is when he gets dragged and puts some questions up. But I hope it's real because it's interesting. I wish he could see his face when he talks because he's so cute. He's got a big, thick beard now. He's so cute right now. He's been wholesome. Always floating with us. He's been wholesome-ified. He's always like touching himself behind the camera. Do you really? Oh, yeah. See? He admitted it. I'm all right. That is the end of our shit talk, which leads us to our next segment. Oh, there's been a segment name change. Look at the blood. Look at my blood. The next segment has been renamed to. I'm fucked in reverse. And in this segment, all we do is answer questions that you guys have sent in via Instagram. Michael? Quick, quick, quick, quick. Get to it. Oh, man, I'm... Should we do this tomorrow? All right, we'll see you guys next week. If you were not the best, would you still be the best? So when you say you are the best, does that mean you are actually the best or not? The best while still being the best? And that's from spicy underscore frog51. Mate, I get people's curiosity about how we're so good, but it's just you're born with it. We've answered it many times. You're the best and you are the best. There are days, though, where you're half ass great. Yeah, but overall, overall, it's just you're the best. And yeah, there's no... When we say we are, when we say we're always... Mondays, I'm okay. Born with it. But the rest of the week, I'm fucking... We're born with it. The best. And that's really all there is to say about that. So... 20 minutes, Matt's holding up a sign, says 20 minutes. Next question is from... And he's showing off, that's his just writing times for how long he's had sex before. That's his PB. 20 minutes? That's pretty good. That's not bad, Matthew. Brown. There would be no girls that listen or watch our shit. Imagine a girl watching our shit for 10 minutes. Imagine if Aaron was a girl... That'd be sexist. Imagine if... You're being sexist. Aaron was a girl, you'd be in handcuffs right now for what you did to him. And that is you being sexist. There's an asshole on my screen. Oh, by the way, people sending Matthew Brown fucked up shit, like... You did it, okay? It's done. We don't need to... Stop hurting him, he's not the man he used to be. He hasn't said a word since last Monday. What you sent him is not only not okay, it's illegal. There was an axe hacked into a woman, it was a blunt axe, and it hit her head, caved it in, shattered the skull. I didn't see it, but you told me about it. Yeah, well, why were you wanking off to it then? So this week, we want you guys to send Matt Brown your talents. So if your talent is, like, wanking and coming really quickly, send him that. If your talent is filling jars of breast milk really quickly. Imagine getting a whole fist in the bum. If you fucking had a baby and you want to fucking fill a jar with your own tit milk, really bust, you can fucking do that. If your talent is sprinting up a hill as fast as you, just send him your talents, whatever it is. Hook up with relatives and film it and send it to him. He likes that, I think. If you are a nurse at a retirement village and you like to just see how many hairs you can pull out of the old people without them noticing. Because they got Alzheimer's. That's your talent? And then do that and send it to him. Send talents. Matt's whispering something to his friend. Let's see if we can make out what they're hearing. Aaron's being actual Aaron. All right. Let's see if we can read what they just said, isn't it? They're being business chats. All right, next question is from Buddha, and he said, damn you to hell. And this question is from Aaron Hargis photo. Would you rather swallow a shot cup full of Jackson's diarrhea or dip for 10 minutes with your mum's pubes? Dip for 10 minutes with mum's pubes? Easy. Just put your body in, meditate, go somewhere else and just deal with it. We've all been there. We all have been- We'll all go back one day. When you're fucking coming out of your mum's hole. You've had sex. You're basically fucking- You've had sex. You're basically basking in her pubes anyway. You've had the most intense sex ever. Sick cunt. You've not only fucked her. You've headed her. You've fisted her. You've bodied her. You've hipped her. Every part of you has been in her. There's fisting and then there's bodying. And we've all done it. I was a Zazarian, so I have never been- My mum actually laid an egg and me and my brother came out of the egg. So yeah, we weren't traditional birds either. German. Yeah, that's how Germans give birth. Next question is from Stay Wild, Merica. So if you get into a fiat fight with someone and knock them out, does it make you a weeder or does it make them your bitch if you kiss on them? He meant fist when you said fear. When you get into a fist fight with someone and knock them out, does it make you a weeder or does it make them your bitch if you kiss on them? Piss on them? I don't know. I ditched that question. That's a shit question. I think we should answer it for what it is. And the answer is- Violence is bad. No? I think it- no. See that bum hole always comes up. Yeah, why? There's like four accounts every time they send this bum hole. They hit me with it too. Why? Someone has- That's you. Someone must have told people to send us an asshole. Or did we ask people to do that? Probably. I don't remember anything. I can't remember who I am. There might have been a time when we asked people this. Bosley? Bosley? Bosley. Good boy. Good boy, Bosley. Okay. He's cute. I wouldn't wink if he doesn't wink to me. BL Bow Dua has said, where's the craziest place you two have ever had sex? Well, you were fucking that baby corpse in that dumpster. That was pretty weird. That's not true. Like a car or cinema? Maybe. Yeah, the cinema, that packed cinema. Stuart Little too. Children's movie, yeah. People saw us. People saw us. Yeah, there were lots of families in there and we shouldn't have fucked, but we did. Yeah, we couldn't help ourselves. We were a bit tipsy and we'd had a bit too much popcorn. We'll be hot and heavy. No, that was of course with Michael's. Chair. Next question is from JL Graham, ATX. If you had to fuck two people and their combined age was 28, how old would each one be? That's a hard one. No, it's not that hard. I'd go 27 and then one, because a one-year-old won't remember. It's not going to remember. That's fair. That's fair play. And like you just put the, it's hard to say. The full pen, you could kill it. Yeah, so you'd have to be careful and maybe just thumb your flacid in and then just take it out and that's the counts. We're going to hell. This is hell. Now you have to answer it to 14-year-olds at the same time. This works, man. Next question. Wait, no, you have to answer that. I dip my toe into this pedophilia pill. So you have to answer it to my sister. I'd go eight and eight. Fuck two eight-year-olds and then you'll have a few years left. Oh my, and remember, this is illegal. This is just hearsay. His justice. If we ask the question, we try and answer it. Because if you don't answer it, you die. That's the whole, what would you rather, complex? And that's, we will die if we don't answer these. Like we have a, like a deal with Lucifer. It's going to happen. Like we actually have like a written contract with like the devil. Like I know it's hard to wrap your head around, but like we literally have a laminated contract. We only get like a hundred years in file. We have to get it turned. You guys get eternity. Fools. Here's a question for Ringworm Marty. What happened to the tattooed eyebrow that said dare or slap? As soon as I was done, I ran to the bathroom and got a scour and scrubbed as hard as I could. But as the eyebrow hair was growing back, there were some faded letters left. So I assume if I shaved my eyebrow, we'd see the letters. So where's your raises? Are we here? Next question. How much would you pay for two, for jousting sticks? That is the best call. Now I'm going to use that all week. Are we here? How much? Mitchelton underscore has asked, how much would you pay for jousting sticks? Two of them slightly used. I'd pay four thousand dollars. The fabrics of the podcast are being torn apart. Think about it. That's the dumbest thing you could say. Next question is from Jay underscore Dan 34. Marty, what would you do if you caught Michael fucking a cow? I'd become a primary school teacher. Why? That image would force me to become a primary school teacher. So what you can fuck him and I can't? No, you can't. He's just, we will force me to become a primary school teacher. If I told you that I'd fuck cows, would you be a bit pissed? No, that's a no. I don't, look, I don't know. Okay, it might be a yes. All right, so why are you guys asking this? We live in a barn. There's one cow. Yeah, not a good start. Primary school teaching. Monday to Friday, primary school teaching. What about Sunday school? Dairy farmer. Oh my God, are we here? Is the best line I've ever heard in my life? Next question is from Rona Crevenkar. Question for the podcast. When are you bringing Charmy in your podcast? Next Wednesday. He's here right now. Charmy's coming next Wednesday. Is he? Mm-hmm. All right, that is the end of our Q&A segment. Louder. Which of course brings us to our next segment. Oh yeah, dude. All right, just wait, just wait. So I do the intro and we'll do the segment name change. And then. Go on, go on, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. We got the ever-growing popular stunt time segment which has been renamed to... I'm bleeding. This blood. And this is a segment where we just basically, Michael and I do a stunt equally, both the same amount of pain, same amount of risk. It's both of us doing the exact same risky thing for your entertainment. Are we here? Let's... Are we here? All right. Oh man. All right, Michael's leading stunt time and rehearsing for stunt time has cut himself. Blood all over his shirt. If you're watching on YouTube. The stunt this week is seeing how quick you can dodge a bit. So you're going to spit and I'm going to use matrix shit because I've watched all three. Matt. He has. I've seen him watch all three. Matt, write that down. Write that down, Matt. I'm going to from Neo do one shit and go bang and dodge it and you'll see it on cam. All right. So I guess if you're trying to dodge it then I'll do the spinning and then that way it's like even. It's part and parcel. Well, yeah. If you want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, as long as you're doing the dodging like I don't mind doing the spinning which sucks for me. Like I have to do the spinning. Yeah. It's a lot of energy. But like as long as like as long as we do it like I'll do it this week as long as you do the fucked up thing next week. All right. That's fair. Let's shake on it. You don't want to shake my blood? No. No. No. All right. So I'll count down from three and then spit. Make sure you get all the golly shit. I'll do my very best. Because it's energy. It's vibrations and stuff. Michael just move your microphone away when he has a shot at you. So Michael's going to be like a cobra and I will be an angry person at a convenience store who's just bought out of used milk date. And I'm trying to return it. And there's a person saying you don't have a receipt. You can't return it. All right. Wait. Let me pop up like you pop. That was unfair. All right. We got five attempts. We're going to do it again. Okay. Fine. We'll do it again. All right. So the first attempt, Michael would have failed to... Dude, you're not being here. He's right. So let me be a cobra. I want to pop up like a cobra. I can't hear myself and Mike's gone. My knees hurt. I've got blood all over me. All right. So Michael's just gotten under the table and he will slowly coil up like a cobra. So wait like 10 seconds and let me be a snake. I'll count to 10. Because I've got a channel. I'm actually a snake right now. All right. He's... I can see he's laying eggs. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh. All right. He couldn't dodge that one. No one hit him smack bang in the middle of the face. All right. One more time. One more time. Fuck it. Like, yes. Yes. I'll take one for the... For the team here. So be more cobra-like this time. Yeah. Yeah. I'll use my spit. I'll use my spit. I'll be here. Yuck. That's you. Yeah. It's my spit. You just wiped on me. Don't do that. It's not fair. Those aren't the part of the rules. Cobra in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh, dude. You're good at that. It's like a shotgun. It sprays out. It's impossible to dodge. This is sick. Our podcast is spitting on each other and wiping blood. There's a hole in that green screen. Yeah. Conor better fix that. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We've got an editor who'll fix this. Pull more down and it just keeps being... Out of sight out of mind. Out of sight out of mind. And that is a scientific fact. Oh, man. I feel all wet. I feel all wet. Okay. And that's stunt time for this week. That was bleeding still. All right, guys. We've got one of our most popular segments now coming up. There is, of course, a name change, but let me just quickly go and get it. Actually, I'll do the name change first. The new segment has been renamed to... I got a giggle out of you there. The PO unboxing. And it's just we open shit that you guys have sent into this PO box and we open it and we talk about it and you guys send shit in. So feel free to keep sending shit in, okay? Because we love this segment. This segment is our favorite segment. So guys, just keep sending shit in. We were too lazy to go to our PO box just before. So we've only got the one thing. Let me just quickly go get it. Are you there? It's just like the real shit. Okay. So sent to us in the PO box this week. We have this. It's a cylinder type shape. We're, of course, lying. We... I just quickly ducked off and put this aerosol can and just wrapped it in a bit of toilet paper. But just for the segment, we're going to pretend that you guys sent this in. And so let's unwrap it and see what's inside. Hairspray. It's hairspray. Schwarzkopf extra care hairspray. Oh, it's hairspray. Someone sent us hairspray. I think that's how you... Let me just check the instructions. Spray for hair from approximately 30 centimeters away. All right. So that's how you use it. Hey, Tobi, how are you? Whoever sent that in, thank you. Hairspray. We don't really use hairspray. Do you use hairspray? But thank you. We'll put it to use. What happened then? I was concentrating on the wind outside. On the wind outside. There was breezes. I saw the trees moving. Oh, fuck. The medic's coming now. But look. Oh my god, dude. What did you... That was a bad, bad state. I should have stayed. And that's the PO unboxing segment. You remind me of a cow when you have that spotted tea towel on your head? Let me dab at you. Dude, it stings. Everything sucks in my face area. That was... Fuck! You can't tell me that that tea towel isn't with that cow skin. Big fat dairy cow. Dude, something's happened to my face. Big belly full of grass. What did you do? That's me now. That's the PO unboxing segment. And don't you forget it. Whoa. That was a cow. All right, guys. That leads us to our last segment. Hang on. Let's read... Jackson O'Doherty just texted me and said, Did Michael shit? That's so funny. All right. Let's get into the last segment of the day. Matt's about to hold up a sign that says 40 minutes. That's what I think. That reminds me of Christmas. That's what happened. All right. The last segment of the day is... Has been... It's called the prank call segment. All right. It hasn't been renamed. It's just... That's what it is. And that's what we're doing. Okay. You guys send in your pranks and like a little backstory and we... Fuck! Really? I feel like it's hairspray on my face. You look like that. I'm wondering if your eyelashes are going to be all hard now. Oh, I just poked myself in the eye. Accidentally though. Pardon? Are you there? Is this this? All right. What's the prank call? See you next week. Daniel underscore O'Hare has said, my cousin has been disregarding coronavirus safety measures and has been visiting friends and not using hand sanitizer, wearing a face mask or keeping even a meter away from anyone. I know what I'm going to do. I know what I'm going to do. Hey. Malcolm? Are you Malcolm? So I'm going to pretend to work for the government and I'm going to say that someone with the coronavirus... Listen! That someone with the coronavirus app has tested positive to coronavirus and he... You have been in close proximity. The precinct. Five days ago. Aaron, it's the precinct. What's that word mean? All right. Here we go. I'm calling him. Shut your fuck. I was speaking. Hey, Callan, mate. It's just Malcolm here. I'm just calling on behalf of the Australian government. Have you got five minutes to talk, mate? A bit of a weird one. That's how I'm at work. No worries. When are you finishing, mate? Love to have a quick... Just a very quick chat with you. Just regards to the coronavirus. You've been exposed to someone. 5pm? 5pm. No worries, mate. I'll give you a call in about five minutes. Wait, is that 5-0? That's true. Let's say 5-30. Eastern standard time. Eastern standard times? Or are you on the great dividing range time? Eastern standard time. No worries. So if I give you a call back in about five minutes, is that 5-30 on the Eastern standards time or are you at the back? No, it's 4-40 here, so call me in about an hour, son. Well, look, I was just letting you know that you've been exposed to someone who's just tested positive for coronavirus in the last five days. And you're going to need to go and get tested immediately. Keep talking. What's going on? Yeah, so I'm not sure if you're aware, but people are downloading the coronavirus app that the government has issued out. And so we've just had a few cases confirmed today, and one of them actually had the coronavirus app downloaded, and it appears that you were in very close proximity with them in the last one to five days. And okay, I only downloaded the app yesterday, so it's going to be within those two days. Yeah, well, it's exactly right. So yeah, it's picked it up, and you're going to have to go in and get tested as soon as possible. And the person that you have come into contact with is quite sick. So it's pretty late in the progression for them, but yeah, we just sort of need everyone to sort of stop what they're doing and head straight in. Now, have you been in close contact with anyone at your work today? Yeah, I'm excited with me the whole day, and I've delivered to about 15 different people. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, look, they're all going to have to well, as soon as you go into the doctors, they're going to know the protocol to follow, but you're just going to have to jot down all their names and numbers and bring them in with you, and they'll have to take some blood tests, do some nasal swabs, and they'll also have to do an anal cavity swab just to make sure that you don't have any of the coronavirus in you. How are you feeling? Any symptoms, any sort of cold or flu-like symptoms? Any fevers? Well, I was working in the rain last week, so I felt like I was kind of fighting off a cold. That's been all good. I've got a little bit of a sore throat right now, but I just drank some refrigerated water and it's common for tap-down effects. So you're saying that you actually have a sore throat right now. That's actually the first symptom. Yeah, I know. It's the sore throat and the coughing. I put it down as normal because I just drank refrigerated water, and that happens often when I do. Yeah, right. Have you had any sexual intercourse with anyone over the last five days? Nope. My one guess that could blow it away is because I'm driving around a lot and I have the blue tooth on while I'm driving, is there a chance someone's been in the car and I've come into contact? Wait, just... Very, very possibly, mate. Look, we're just sort of getting all the data just get sent into us. Who knows? You could have just driven past someone, you know what I mean? Like, you might have even like been in actual close proximity with it. Do you know what I mean? Like, you might have actually been standing right next to them, but the app, you know, we're just sort of trying... It doesn't tell us that. Yeah, yeah. I know, okay. Yeah, so it doesn't quite tell us that you could have just driven past someone, but if you've got a sore throat and it's coming up, you've been flagged on the app as being close to someone in the last five days, you need to get in there immediately because there's a 85 to 90% chance that you've actually got coronavirus and you need to tell all of your family and friends to stay the fuck away from you because you could all be fucked from this. I'm talking long-term lung damage and maybe even tumours. Long damage in tumours. Mate, all the new research is saying huge testicle tumours. 5G. 5G and shit. This doesn't sound overly professional. Mate, mate, mate, you don't... You don't know what you're dealing with, man. Fuckin' get in there, man. Fuckin' get in there and get it all checked before the fucking button hits the roof. You're starting to laugh now. I thought my app would give me a notification if I ever came into contact. Mate, that app is fucked, man. That app is fucked. Later, come. That's gonna click on all your fucking resources and information, bro. You need to know something, all right? You aren't... This isn't real. You're living in an alternate reality. This is a simulation. This is a simulation and we are the owners. And we're coming to collect. Say sorry, say sorry. You need to apologise to me, otherwise I won't take this any further. Snapping at me. The jaws of death. No, you're actually on a prank call Oh, he shouldn't have fucking told him. Fully actual podcast. One of your mates sent your number in and he's trying to stitch up. He shouldn't have told him, dude. He needed to know. I could... We were losing him. We weren't losing him. No, no, there's no way you guys were gonna be from the government if you're swearing. Yeah, I know, yeah. We weren't very professional. That's the word when I said I'd be around 20 people. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I just wanted to try and make it a bit more exciting just to see what you'd say. He was being frantic. Well, you did it right at first. No, no. That wasn't too bad. Maybe good. You're your mate Daniel sent your number in. Because it was Daniel. Maybe too busy. You fells for a long time. Oh, my God. That was... I'm like fully hard right now. Thank you for being a good sport. Oh, we love you, dude. Be strong and stay... Stay slim. Yeah, yeah, dude. Oh, that was... We just fully winged that then. Like, I thought you were going to hang up. I thought you were going to hang up early on. You worked my ass. Oh, that was good, dude. Thank you for that. Oh, my God. Be strong and stay wise and never drink the fruit of the labours until you reach the end. Righto. You ruined it with that last one. Shit. So, yeah, if you've got symptoms, just go to bed. Download the app. Get tracked. If you don't, you'll get tracked. This podcast is proudly brought to you by the University of Marvel. If you want to support the podcast, just go and subscribe to the website. You get ours. Ours are free content. You can never see it anywhere else. This is only $50. Yeah, don't buy our merch. Do not buy the merch. Just subscribe to the website. That's only $50. Yeah, don't even show it. That's only $50. We're not showing that anymore. From now on, we don't show our merch anymore on the podcast. Just subscribe to the website. Be strong and stay wise and don't ever forget that we... I'm not saying it this way. You're the best. Yeah, we'll say it once. Watch this. Watch this and watch it. Watch this and watch it. Are you watching this? Fuck off. Watch it.