 Holy heck, here we are. We just checked out Resident Evil the final chapter It stars Mila Yocovic back as Alice in her final chapter against the umbrella corp and the undead zombie apocalypse This one's all about Alice taking on the umbrella corporation for the final time She's found out that there's an airborne Antivirus that she could throw into the air and apparently get worldwide with this tiny five mil liquid Formula who knows can she do it? And you know, so is it any good? What do you think? No, no, no, it's all it's it it tries really hard It tries to like the climactic, you know into a series, but it's just a big hot steaming mess It's one of those movies where it's kind of like its runtime is an hour and a half, but It clearly needed two hours to tell its story because the editor has edited it So quickly that almost every frame of the movie is changing Changing angles like, you know say if I was to punch you in the face The camera would have gone here here here here here and here zombie jumping on from up top exactly exactly But to be fair to it if you could have seen what was going on the set pieces probably would have been quite nice So what was your worst and best bit of the movie? The worst bit of the movie probably was the whole thing No, the worst bit probably was The cheesy one-liners of the whole film. This is what I do and Just the the plot devices that they had throughout it that just I guess wouldn't you know necessary for them to be there there was this giant sequence where You know the team of good guys or the Protagonists, I guess we're going through the hive which was you know Which was seen in the first movie if you've seen the first Resident Evil film. Anyway, they're going through this Air vent Which has this giant fan and it's an obvious plot device that you know that fans going to turn on everyone's going to get fucked up and Lo and behold it does but there's a few things that go wrong in that sequence for me There was like, you know, they're all getting sucked back into it by the fan and All these different things across the ground that don't make any sense that they would be there are there for them to stay alive like there's this You know bolted on handle on the floor which literally makes no sense because I mean who who was that made for Why is it there? You trip over it exactly. It's a health hazard. Oh, wait. Yes. Yeah, it's very convenient. Everything's convenient It's like a computer game There's one part and there's a bad guy at the end in a big base and you know She suddenly finds a bike that can get this place and suddenly finds his people that can help you out Yeah, yeah bumps into her arch nemesis, and I think she might have a tracking device on And there's a lot of those there's a lot of those like big nemesis that you're saying that you know Big bad guys that happen in the film that aren't given enough screen time that I think You know, it's almost like the the guy that wrote the movie which is I don't think it's Paul W. S. Anderson But I'm gonna blame him who's the director That kind of explain we know this is gonna be the last movie. I have all these bonkers ideas we have to get him everything in this one movie or that's it and It just it just got bonkers like the bonkers is the simplest way to explain the movie There's about 18 different bosses in the film like you know big bad guys that Could have been climactic scenes of the film, but they're just you know, tiny sequences almost go for five minutes and then they're nothing So given a bit more time, I think we could have made a lot better Yeah, I don't know if I'd want more time in this movie though. No, that's a good point That's a really good point the zombies almost incidental to this now because there'll be a horde of them Then suddenly they'll all be standing around game. Okay. Well, let's set up this elaborate plan in like half an hour Like MacGyver and then the zombie suddenly appear when they want them to appear. That's right That really annoys me. Yeah, not very and that's that's the way it just kept on flipping all over the place and You couldn't even see what was going on half the time. It's okay. Right. There's gonna be an actual scene brace yourself Yeah, you think Michael Bay's bad but poor WS Anderson takes it to like another level But he's a he's the director of the original Mortal Kombat movie Which was also a video game and is probably known as being one of the better video games Not a high bar. No, it's not and I but it's unfortunate that is the bar like that more combat movie almost is the bar and For some reason nobody can beat it and this movie clearly doesn't even come close to that bar for some strange reason But the first film I thought it did and that's also directed by poor WS Anderson Poor devil Samson is the king of video game movies But somehow here he falls flat one of the best bits for me is actually to have a montage at the start that Kind of shows you all the key plot points so you can kind of get caught up You don't have to go much seven or eight or fifteen three calls to this Yeah, you can actually you know see it as a new movie and they try and put in a new storyline I guess but if you're a fan, I think you'll you'll love it because it kind of wraps everything on the bow and You know fills in a few holes and ties a few things together And and one of the good things is they do actually Revisit some of the first movie or some of the previous movies as well See oh, well, that's kind of a nice little nod for fans if you enjoy. Yeah It does have its moments We kind of like actually this might be alright But in general like 99.9% of the movie is bonkers batshit crazy And it doesn't need to be seen. I probably wouldn't pay for this movie. Would you pay for this movie? I would I would not pay for this movie. I'd watch it when it came on TV Do people still do that? Yeah, I would have said Netflix, but you've gone TV you show your age. No worries more general Yeah, exactly so all in all resident evil the final chapter gets a both a resounding no from us We wouldn't pay for it We hope that you don't and go check out something else that's at the cinemas right now So I'm Ryan and I'm Nick and we are from so is it any good calm And if you like what you see here, you know Make sure you hit the subscribe button and comment below with you know your movie thoughts if you've checked out the movie Let us know let us know what you thought even like you might have liked it You might have any yes Probably gonna say it's probably gonna be a no, but you know if it is a yes great We want to hear about it. Let us know and until next time, you know Make sure you watch your movies is what we do what we love, you know share like love movies Yeah, how did you get that free t-shirt? Why are you like we're trying to down talk this film and you're right here wearing a resident evil the final chapter People are gonna be sus like being paid or something. We're being paid to slag off their own movie that makes sense, right? To be fair, I've got the t-shirt before I'd seen the film so