 If you're doing another joke, I swear to God. No, no, no, it's not a joke, it's not a joke. There's just this, it's just funny. There's this long thread going on in this text message that is all of the kids, as well as my cousin Melissa and Andrani. It started off with Ashley asking everybody how they think. Do you think in sentences, do you think in partial sentences? And when you say something, does it come out in a full sentence in your brain? Began this whole thread that everyone was involved in and then at the very, very end, my wife finally said something. She said, I think in full sentences. What's annoying and tiring is that I think in three languages sometimes in full speed. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey welcome back to our Stupid Rex, this is El Corbin. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content, thanks for following us to the channels, grab a little boat. Today we have another Asian Pains, Oh, Asian Pains, with a heart, we saw one with Radica. Yep. And now this is Zoya. Oh great. A little Zoya Haktar. Awesome. What, I think you were gone. We reacted to a teaser of hers. Said to be gone! Of Zoya's? Either series or film, from Archie. The Archie series. What? Yeah, they're doing. You must have done that with Stephanie. Yeah, I did. Cause she's actually read Archie. Cause I think, did you ever read Archie? No, I know of it, but it was a really, Steph actually read it. And so it was like this first look. Man, back in the day when the Sunday comics were a thing. Almost a year ago, I think it was back in May of last year. What happened to that? Wow. We haven't seen something. May of last year would have been post, post debong watch along when I was gone for about a month. That's probably why. Yeah, maybe. But yeah, the, what happened to it? We haven't seen something from her since Gully Boyz. She had the anthology that she had done that also Anya Ragh was involved in, right? Before that. That was before that. Well, she was part. There's, I feel like there was something else. No, this series made in heaven, but was that before or after Gully Boyz? I can't remember if it came out before or after Gully Boyz. Made in heaven? Made in heaven. That's so yeah. Well, we watched it after obviously. Yeah, but I don't know if it was before. I don't know. Anyways, let me know. But we enjoyed the Radhika Asian Panes. This was Anya Ragh in the Asian Panes. Thank you. Go watch that one to get that reference to what we are doing there. Asian Panes and you just have 15 famous Indian actors going, ah, ah, and it's over. Where the heart is, it's in your chest. I grew up with the same. It's a big part of my life and what I have in the sound is a big part of my life. Me too. Farhan and me were both instilled with a big sense of history. At the same time, we were just allowed to explore the world. There's a beagle. Hi, I'm Zoe Akhtar. You're watching Asian Panes, Where the Heart Is. Welcome to my home. Oh, heart attack. If your pain is where the heart is. It's got a lot of history. I feel like all the rooms are walls resonant. It's seen some crazy times. It's been around with my parents in the 70s. I mean, it was a completely different world. Beautiful chair. And there were lots of artists here, people from the film industry. It's seen parties, poetry readings. It's seen musicians. It's been through a lot of things. So I can't say I built the sounds. It's a part of me and it's cosmetic and it's things like I travel a lot. So it's got stuff from all over wherever I go. It's got all things mixed with new things. It's my style, but the soul of the house, it's inherited. This is my living room. Wow. Oh, that's lovely. That piece of art. Dining area. So in my living room, this wall was like a... That's beautiful. The largest wall right now in this space. And I didn't want to put on it. Till it doesn't feel right, you don't want to put anything. So I leave my walls blank. Yeah. My walls are all white. I love all of this wood and elements and... An earth tone. If I want, I can change this room overnight. I love these chairs, actually. They are like these 1950s aviator chairs and they're like metal and leather and wood and they've got a bit of a bounce when you're on them. Yeah, they're nice. I think they break my room up, which is why I like them because it's quite formal and the seating is quite classic. So I think this just founts it up a bit. This is the guest room on the right. This is where... I love that chair. Nice chair. It doesn't have a seat view. Complete. I also love these doors with all the glass. I mean, it still is for us. Yeah. So when we were kids, it used to be spiral, actually. And we changed it like about 12 years ago, I think. Like, it took up a lot of space, this entire area. There was no space under it, so we got rid of it and then we made it wooden. Also, that staircase was not my favorite because I fell off it and cracked my nose. Oh, dear. I like natural elements. I like stone and like... Yes. I like it. I think there's a certain warmth that it brings. Yes. I like it. I'm not a fan of the cold, hard retro-y to live in. I can appreciate it, but not to live in. This is my comfort zone. Like, if you blind me right now and ask me where what is, and I know everything that's in this room. Everything. This table is just carved with one tree trunk. Oh, I want to touch it. And they've just carved it. It's got no hooks, no joints, nothing. More blue than it was. I mean, Gully Boy. Yep. This is not just my second one. But not a lot of blue in the house. This is the room where all of the writing happened. Was it? Yeah, it's a Gully Boy on the front page. This is the room where movie watching happens. Nice. OK, I'm going to show you something. She was watching Salam Bombay. At the risk of being called a hoarder. All these cabinets are full of DVDs, and I can't get rid of them. I just can't. They're all my films. Lots. It's all my film collections. Mulan Marash. I will not. Lavayan Rose was in there. Lovely. That's beautiful, too. This is an Indian and an actual Star Wars fan? Study. This is where all the books are. This is where between you and the other writing happens. I have a lot of books. I follow a lot of photographers. I have a lot of cookbooks. I'm not crazy. I will not learn something. Spielberg. I don't like losing books. I don't care about clothes, really. So, I mean, if you take it and I don't get it, I'm fine. But I don't want to lose my books and I don't want to lose my films. So if you take my books and you don't. I would absolutely value those way more than clothing. Without question. For sure. I have many favorite things and they keep changing. Currently, there are these two images. This was like the first screening of a 3D movie. Yeah. The famous picture. Deborah. That's great. This is my room. And this is my center. I love all the windows. This is the city. I've got the sea right outside and it's bliss. I want to use my room only to sleep. I don't work here. I don't hang here. So this should be like my sleep sanctum. I've always had a globe or a map. I had this big dome when I was a kid that had a light in it. I think globes are cool. I just always feel like I can travel the world without leaving my room. It's lovely. I always decide where I want to go. You know, when the shit goes down, I mean, you can look at this and... I love that the flowers are covering up America. You're just a speck, a dot, at the end of the day. I'm a big dot. We hang out every time there's a dinner party, a party, everyone ends up here. Lovely. So this is the part that I most jump to. Yes. This is the part that makes me feel really lucky to be in Mumbai and less than have a space outside. So I thank my parents every day for this. Yeah, lots of plants, birds, squirrels. Yes. She's the one in the family with the green thumb. It's nice to have a little patch of grass in the city. This house has always been an open house. Even when we grew up, it was an open house. Ouch, delicious. I think it will continue to be one. Nobody sees people that come in and out of people who love and trust, you know. And I like that. I think everyone in my house likes that. In a sense, to have a place where people we love can come anytime. She has such a... This is where the heart is one. Ooh, sorry. She has such a... And let's see how many I get. Oh, OK. What are the three colors that make your house? Brown, white, and retro-carni or latest music? Retro-carni. Hindi movies or world cinema? Well, I mean, this is both. Paintings or photographs? Both. Boogie or Zen? I mean, really? Both. This is like Sophie's Choice. Filmmaking or traveling? Both. Have you asked for me or something? It's like Sophie's Choice. Ray Kazma, the actress. Have I asked for anything? Blessings and beauty tips. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe. I want to live in that neighborhood. Yeah. I want to live in that neighborhood. We want to come over. We want to meet. We want to say hi to Reika, too. Who? Your neighbors? Soya Akhtari and Reika? What? They could both have Asian pains together. Oh! I was going to say she carries herself. Was probably told, you know, when she was younger, that she's an old soul. She carries a real, she has a depth about her. Yeah. And what a beautiful home. I just, it's lovely. Yeah, it's absolutely beautiful. Love her. Always, we've loved, I'm pretty sure everything we've seen of hers we've loved. Yeah, she's a wonderful director. And writer, obviously. And one of the most important people for us in terms of, I mean, it was the first theatrical release we ever saw in theaters and the first trailer we ever saw that shattered the stereotype for us of Bollywood. It's because of Soya. And early on, after that, we saw Deborah. Yep. So she's very instrumental. I mean, pretty dang instrumental in my life, the impact that, I mean, this whole channel really came about because Soya Akhtar made Gully Boy. So she is, it's the Archie's film. Yeah, it's on there. But it's still post. I don't understand what's going on. The director, I'm looking for directing. Ghost stories was her last. Sky is pink. Oh, that's special thanks. OK. Thanks, director of Gully Boy. Lust stories. Yeah. Dilda Hock-Naddle, which I love. Bombay talkies we haven't seen yet. T'Lashu's a writer of Deborah. Luck by chance. Luck by chance. Which I believe was her. That was her first, that was her directorial debut. Her directorial debut. Yeah. She was first AD on L'Axe. First AD on Dil Chattahar. Uh-huh. Bombay, yeah. And she was Made in Heaven and was in 2019. Yeah. And that was after Gully Boy, and before. That house. Same year, same year. We, you know, and Drani and I, we love when watch pretty regularly the Housewives of Beverly Hills, those homes in there, we regularly, we can admire the architecture of them, but never in a million years would I want to live. The stone. In some of those fricking mansions, they just don't feel like homes. Her, Zoya's place feels like a home. Absolutely. Right? I would love to stay there. Who needs, I mean, that's, who would need, you don't need more than that right there. The only other thing I would want to add in that backyard space would be a nice in the corner wood jacuzzi. I love jacuzzi's. Love jacuzzi's. The only thing to recognize is the Archies. What is going on with that? Well, so strange. Made in Heaven supposed to come out this year though, isn't it? Didn't we see that? I thought we did early on when they were, when they were doing the projections for the year that we watched back in what, November, December? Mm-hmm. That was, that was part of the, part of the stuff. I mean, granted, it's just May now, so. I would love to talk to her. Oh my goodness. She's so influential and just one of our, and we know, we know that, I mean, she's aware of who we are. We know that by reason of just six degrees of separation between some people we know and have communicated with her, but we just haven't had, there's a lot of people you'd be probably surprised to know we have communication with, but it's been a couple years really. Schedules, everything else, it just takes a while for things to pan out. For people's, I mean, is it any wonder? There's people in all film industries that'll go 25 years and finally work with someone they wanted to work with. It's just, it's only so many hours of the day. Also, since we're in a different country. Right. Not easy. Be able to talk to a lot of people if we were in India. She's way up on the list of people we would love to, love to interview. We can get to those anthologies soon. Yeah. Maybe we can get to, I think it was Bombay Talkies first and then I think it was Lust Stories and then it was Ghost Stories. Maybe we can get to one soon, then another one and then get to Ghost Stories in October. Yeah. And if anybody knows what's going on with the Archies if you're involved with the production, let us know what's going on. Yeah. Super strange. Yeah. Anyways, let us know down below. Josh!