 Zulzul, Zimidol, Zambla Kevin. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm just so fluent in similish. Sometimes I speak it by accent I think in similish as well, you know I was always useless at languages in school I studied irish for nine years and I can barely speak a word of it, but similish just comes to me naturally But today we're going to be playing the sims 2 on the psp, which is a game I played many many years ago But it's very different to normal sims. So we're going to jump in take a look at it This is going to be pretty nostalgic to me. I imagine wait so I can edit all my neighbors. This is kind of cool Have you heard of the high elves? I'm just going to make this into oblivion. Have you heard of the high elves milady tips the fedora? Oh, there he goes. He looks like he's about to drop the newest remix of lil nas old town road I'm just making everybody cowboys Probably an absolute waste of my time, but everyone is now cowboys in the village My guy looks really cool already. He even did a twirl for us. I didn't even ask him to he just did it Why is this a default face? This is no way it resembles like an actual human being. All right. What will his name be? I think his name will be milady. There we go. Yes save milady somebody please save him Oh, there he goes. Look at him. He is a protagonist He's not here looking where he's going. He's spaced looking off into the skies. He drives He's got only five dead and three in critical condition. We can only hope he's one of the dead ones What can I do that's inappropriate? Can I rob this dude? Wait, is he licking that? I don't know He just kind of went really close to it and I went Let's try and interact with another human being Oh my god, he's freaking out. I'm not just any mechanic. I'm the best mechanic. I'm an artist. Okay Like I'll I'll pay you to fix my car. I learned a secret What did I learn that this guy's fecking psychopath? Just talk to me. Don't come in here I'm trying to talk to you but you're freaking out. Talk to me like a human being While he's freaking out screaming on my face. You don't get out much do you? My guys want to talk. Look at them What could they possibly talk about? What could they possibly have in common? This is a weird way of socializing by the way He brings up a topic and then I have to match it and then they like that. It's weird Oh now he loves me now that I talked about Skiing and he's gonna give me a discount. All right. Go outside something like I never thought he'd do Oh, I found some trash great He just stuffed it in his pocket. It's gonna use your toilet with the door open if you don't mind It's very awkward for everyone in the shop. Oh my god. She's like doing a pam reading except You know putting her pam in my mouth I think I'm reading her pam with my tongue at least it's not the other way around because I I didn't wash my hands So I came out of the bathroom your aspiration is social you want to be popular you want everyone to love you Two of my answers were threatening people with violence if they don't do what I say She's getting pissed because I don't agree that she just defined my whole personality after sticking her hand in my mouth Well, I guess she does have a point. She's stuck her whole fist in my mouth So if I let her do that just so she'll like me. I guess that's where she's coming from. Yeah, I kind of see it now I want to be rich tell her you're a fiery individual who always has to have their way. Hey, that's right Milady knows what milady wants. All right water is once change appearance. Well, that's not gonna happen Don't look at me like that. He looks right into the camera almost begging me milady Bella is running away because she was abducted by aliens. Okay. I just wanted small talk. I wanted to talk about the weather and stuff But whatever wait, what is he doing? Why is he so what are you doing dude? I already know how to flirt Clearly clearly he does call a sim. Do I have any friends? I do I'll call her even though she's two feet away No, I answer god damn it. I heard that ring and you just not answering it when you saw it was me Wake up. I want to talk to you Is this flirting is he asking? Yeah, he's asking for her number now So who was he calling on the phone a second ago acquire a home is one of my goals. Okay. What is this? Oh a phone Okay, I feel like I shouldn't answer this. Have you lost something? No, but I found this ground phone Wait, actually. Yes. I seem to have misplaced my car and my mechanic and his shop. What you should come work for me Okay. Uh, yeah, the whole garage is gone. I don't understand. It has just disappeared Oh for fuck's sake to get a ride into town. I I need to get him donuts God this trip is going really badly. I never should have left my mom's basement. All right hand over your donuts Intimidated after you just helped me learn everything about this town. I'm not gonna start intimidating you for donuts There you go pusher. Yeah big man Oh, he's pulled it off. She's crying fantastic. She hides her donuts in the trash can in the restroom Okay, great. Should I tell the cop that their bathroom bin donuts or no? Yeah, I'm not gonna tell him this. I just want my ride into town. Wait. What? Oh for fuck's sake He's not taking me there until I find a place to crash All right, who can get me a house? I only know three other people and one has disappeared Along with his garage and my car and the other I just assaulted that leaves one more Bella. Hello I'm sorry. This is urgent. I had to walk in on you. I've been looking for someone to sell my house to I can't think of any place better to buy a house than a gas station restroom 900,000 simoleons. I think I have about 10 here. Will that do wait sold what I just need to give her all my money Okay, think about it an answer sure for indecisive pansies. My guy's like, that's me Well, if you're just asking for all the money in my pocket, I'm gonna spend all of my money All right. Now I have 10 bucks left. All right about that house you mentioned. Yeah, you give all the money I got it for 10 bucks. Hey stop screaming at me. It was your deal Just because I found a loophole you can't get mad. All right get in the car I think I'm getting kidnapped. No, I'm kidding. No one want to kidnap me I know that she took all of your money too. Here have some of mine. He gave me 800 dollars When I bought the place for 10. Is this my house? Oh my god. It's huge. This was the best 10 bucks I've ever spent. Wait. I have a maid Oh god, she doesn't like me. I don't blame her. This is nice. Oh, well, that's a problem right there Some ghost in his underwear is haunting the place. Oh here he is again Okay. Are you just gonna keep doing this because it's dropping my sanity meter something fierce What does she even clean? There is no furniture in here. What do I pay you for and do I pay you? I don't know. He was swimming. He turned around and then all of a sudden the ladder disappeared So I need to find his remains and bury them. God this game is weird My guy's sanity is almost nothing left And there he goes. Okay. He has lost all of his sanity. He has gone nuts. What? Oh, okay. I guess I died and went to heaven But god said you're not ready to die yet and sent me back 500 dollars. What? No, I refuse. I am loading that All right, get out of this fucking house before I lose money talk to blah blah blah I gotta talk to a lot of people. There's a lot of talking in this game and my guy does not like socializing He's an introvert. Look at all these cowboys God it's kind of weird that there's a graveyard in the middle of this cul-de-sac But I kind of like it. I'm looking for the garbage man and they're seeing garbage truck parked outside Creepy mad scientist decor. I'm betting that these people kidnapped the the garbage man But like kind of jumping the conclusions there, buddy. Ah, this bed is just right. I don't even know these people I never introduced myself. I just walked into their house and hopped in their bed. Oh, she's showering. Hello I'd like to introduce myself. Please. This is so creepy. Hello All right, I'd like to start flirting now Wait, why didn't it work? Come on. What more does the guy gotta do? Walks into your house unannounced goes to sleep in your bed and then walks in on your showering. Hello. I've already met your wife How are you doing? What the hell don't touch that? What I was just trying to access your hidden vault touch it again I'll be within my rights to set you on fire. Is this flirting again? I'm gonna touch the keypad again They do not like me. You need a logic skill of two. I have zero logic. I'm afraid I want to get in there now. I want to see what's behind there. God this sims game is weird Using their phone. I have done like everything inappropriate that I possibly can at least they're okay with me using all their furniture and Shower and everything because I have no furniture at home and there's a lot of ghosts there It's actually the house where the devil appeared and play cards and I need something for logic What can put up logic skill is bookcase. Great. Yeah, there's fine. I'm no interior designer But I know what I like and I like the bookcase here Okay, I have two things on my list now One is to get into that hidden room and the other is to find the remains of my ghost roommate All right, let's try intimidating first immediately as soon as I got into her house Yeah, that'll intimidate her. She took a step back. Anyway, that's a start There we go. I'll keep burping her face until you tell me what it is. Why is she not threatened by me? I don't understand what's not intimidating about that There you go physical violence will solve this issue. All right. She's not intimidated at all So I think I'm just gonna have to try and get my body skill up a little bit and then just Really take the battle to her or maybe a nice kick to the throat. The zombies only come out late at night What kind of neighborhood am I living in? I'm spending all my money on this to get hench The maid's probably like, uh, you still have enough money to pay me, right? Nope No, I don't I like how after a workout instead of a shower. He just washes his hands. All right Now that I'm fecking hench. I'm gonna beat up my neighbor's wife. I can't wait. Oh wait. Hold on Maybe I can wait. It's time to do the zombie minigame. Whatever that is What the hell is this? This seems a bit disrespectful Okay, I lost sanity because I I didn't really do a good job, but that doesn't matter I earned 16 dollars and now I'm getting put into the insane asylum for it I mean, I did just have to beat up the dead with a shovel. I can't really blame him this time The important thing is I don't have enough money to pay for it. Oh my god I'm in debt and I'm gonna lose sanity and get stress headaches until I pay it off. Perfect sake. All right I'm gonna beat up that woman. That'll make me feel better. Hey, I've been working out and I'm here to beat you up again There we go. Now. I'm big and strong. I'm bullying you She just admitted she's having an affair but you cannot tell Loki or I will never forgive you I'm gonna go tell your husband about this Neat pump. Go get her. Yeah, there we go. And now can I and now can I hack this? Surely they'll be distracted with their marriage falling apart. Great. I'm getting in there. This is boring. This is just an office Oh, wait, hold on. I found the cabbage worker. God. I kind of like these neighbors now reward is that this is about well here Thank you. I I'm in serious debt. Seriously. Stop getting angry at me Honestly, I wouldn't mind being their prisoner for a while. The outside world is hard. There's zombies outside the house Just here in my tidy whiteies. You have the computer in here. Why didn't you just second email me? I'm just in there playing fortnite in their secret room. I should leave before I get locked in here My guy wants to dance. He also wants to use the toilet. Can I dance on the toilet? I want a multitask Stop freaking out dude. Stop it. Oh my god. He's having a breakdown. I think I just died I am dead. Hello and welcome to the afterlife. I'll be your grim reaper. We have some resurrection packages available Uh, tell me about the gold package 2500 sanity points. I don't think I have any What about the bargain package? You come back with an empty stomach a full bladder and a host of other problems I mean, I'm pretty sure I died with those problems too. I'll just be a ghost for a while if that's okay All his wants are just scare someone now. This is kind of weird. There's no music or anything going on It's just me floating around silently. Wait, where's the lady? Oh, she's there. That's why he's just idling there He's waiting for her to come over but she's stuck. Okay Well, I best be leaving. I think I took their sanity along with mine. Hello everyone I'm the new neighbor. I'm dead by the way. Okay. I kept scaring all the villagers and now I can come back I just respawned right in front of him. Hey, buddy. Sorry about, you know The introduction of me being a ghost and just screaming at you. Where did the garbage truck? Oh, yeah, I rescued him I forgot immediately the whole you know dying and coming back to life makes you kind of forget other things All right, the last thing I need is the remains from my roommate. Okay. This is their pool I think so it should be in here somewhere. He's kind of freaking out I am flirting with his wife got one flirt and a meter when flying up She loves what my lady has an absolutely ripped bar From working out for one day. Why do I always come in and just stare at my neighbors while they're naked? I need to get mechanical skill, but I can't afford anything to get it up There's a scratched up wedding ring lodged in hazel's drain. Okay. Well, they clearly murdered this dude And again, I respect that. Why are you having a breakdown now? He's having constant breakdown. He's dead again Oh my god. They're like, wait, what happened? I don't know. I was cleaning the bathroom and I just sort of died I I don't know why now. I guess I'm haunting you. Sorry. This is kind of all I got going on for me This is a great way of living to be honest by which I mean dying You just keep dying keep scaring people then come back with the gold package when you get enough points There's a note in hazel's fridge. Help. My wife is starving me to death Okay, well, that's a damning piece of evidence and I'm surprised you didn't remove it to be honest Well, you just put the food around it. Oh my god. What's happening to you now? You're starving to death Why is there always something wrong with you? Okay? I'm dead again. Yeah, just keep scaring keep scaring All right. Sorry about scaring you and all that dude, but I'm glad to be back and sane as ever Which is not very you found a pacemaker buried in her garden. Oh lovely I can really relate to all these neighbors, you know, let's take a look in here, huh? There's a shredded swimsuit and hazel spool filter. All right time to expose her I found a pacemaker someone must have lost it. That's not very creative I found a note in your fridge saying help my wife is starving me to death signed Gordon He complained about my cooking. This doesn't really add up, you know, you don't intimidate me I ain't telling you nothing. Oh, yeah. Take off your shirt. My lady. Not you. I mean my guy start intimidating I can't see what I'm supposed to be clicking. It's underneath the door. I can't see A perfect sake. There you go confess. You must confess I fell asleep one day woke up a month later and my husband Gordon had stopped. Okay. Yeah, that that makes sense I believe you. I'm going to die old and alone. Yep. That's what you deserve That she likes that. That's kind of awkward. She's using the toilet in the background here. Thank you so much for saving my life Yeah, whatever bye. Um, he's having a bit of a breakdown He didn't take the news too well Well, I guess the last thing to do is to bury his remains which is just a swimsuit unfortunately Well, I just bury it in her flower bed. It's buried great I just buried them in her flower bed. He's got the music room is yours. Great. This was a mistake Look at him go. All right. I can't think of a better place to end this one I hope you guys enjoyed though. What a strange game. It is much weirder than I remember I just remember that there was a bit of a story to it. Oh my god. He's freaking out But I don't remember it being this weird I hope you guys enjoyed though if you want to see more do let me know I think I'd be up for playing more of this. It is a wild ride If you want to see more of me I post every day and I also stream over on twitch the link to that is in the description But uh, that's about it for now. So I hope you enjoyed appreciate watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now