 Why? Because I don't want you guys to have anything ever. Oh. In other words, you know as well, it's a good trade. Shut up. The Yankees have become stronger because of him. Well. It doesn't mean anything though. Can you get any weaker? Well, it doesn't mean anything because we still have the same GM and manager. So you could have the best lineup in baseball. I'm not convinced that the current GM and the manager are going to be able to do anything with them that takes them beyond the first round of the postseason. We'll see. No one cares about what you're saying. Josh! Hey, welcome back to our stupid director of course. I'm Rick. Can you follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content? Thank you to everybody's sports and patrons. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for being a friend. By the way, a legend in television passed away in Norman Lear. If you do not know who he is and you do not know the shows he created, there's a long list of him, the Jeffersons, all in the family mod, he is one of the most important people ever, if not the most influential person in sitcom television of all time. 101. Sounds like a bitch. Hey, I don't care. He was a hundred. He lived a good life. 101. That's too long actually. Yeah, but truly, I only want to live a hundred years. Current television is shaped because of the decisions that Norman Lear made back in the day that, I mean, even today, if you watch all in the family, that show works today. That show works. That could go on the air just as it is scripted and it would work today. Disagree. Brilliant. I've never seen it. Today, we have Asian pains. Oh! Asian pains. That's what I feel in the middle of the night when my wife elbows me. Oh, I get an Asian pain. Get it, my wife's. This is Asian pains. Where the heart is. Asian pains. And this is so different. My dyslexia. I did this because we did it. I much prefer Asian pains. I think we did one with Radhika and then we did one with Zoya. It'll be a great name for a person from India who makes window frames. But this is Kiran Johar. Asian pains. Oh, wait, what are we doing here? These are Asian pains. Ugh! But didn't we do this? This isn't where we saw his place in Mumbai? Wasn't it with Asian pains? So, why are we doing it again? Season two, episode two, this one just came out. So, we're seeing his house again? I don't think so. I don't think we've seen a Kiran Johar one. What was the one we saw where he gave us a tour of his house? I don't know. Here we go. Maybe it's this one. No, this one just came out. Namaste. Apka furshe. Swagathe humade. Our stupid reactions, you get hits. An ideal home is one that collaborates with your lifestyle. You have to make a home that you have to live in. Because I feel a house should have a character of its own that's invariably a reflection of the person who owns it and their personality. Hi, this is me, Kiran Johar. You're watching me on Asian pains where the art is. Welcome to my home. I don't think you can turn the host on him off. No, especially if the camera's rolling. There's an expression that you can use even symbolically. It's like, I want to go back home. A lot of that is subliminally talking about peace, quiet, tranquility, solace, going back to a moment of time that you want to kind of be with your thoughts. And that is what home gives you. In a day and age where everything is so loud, my home, am I moment on my bed watching that television or reading a book? That is peace. So in many ways, coming back home means coming back to peace. Get a makeup chair. All right, guys, this is me saying, welcome to my home, my safe space. This is the main living area where people can sit and have a great conversation. Didn't see all of this. I know that some people have very strong aesthetics where it comes to their choice of color, their choice of fabric. What I believe very strongly is that when you sit beige, it doesn't mean that everything has to be in the same tone of beige. One color is a mothership color and then the mother has various sons and daughters. So you can see this particular section has about three shades of the beige family. You have the ultra suede beige here. You have the lighter suede beige here. You have the textured fabric, deep end of beige here. And then what you do is you always break it up. Here we broke it up with a navy blue with has actually this check design. So it's a little bit of green and blue here, but seems seamless and also effortless and beautiful to the eyes. It's very nice. Very calm personality. Just to build a beautiful home that has nothing to do with your lifestyle, personality, daily choices, that is redundant. One thing has to be in conjunction with your aesthetic and has to be practical for movements. Whenever you design your home with your architect, they become your life coach in a certain sense because they have to understand that I was with my architect. I was just thinking it must be nice to have the luxury to do that. Less than one percent of the world can actually do something like that. We all know our architect. My walls are made by the energy of my soul. So my walls are collaborators. They work with in tandem with me. Which I textured walls. Now your mom has textured walls. Let me tell you how I make ourselves comfortable. So this is our dining table. Oh, I love that. The dual. Yeah, that's really nice. This table actually has had many acquired dinner, many an important meeting. Like I have to tell you the very first marketing meeting we did for Rocky or Rani ki Premkani was on this. I remember this is where Ranveer sat, Alia sat there. I was at the head of the table. My entire marketing team. Let me smell it. We discussed strategy. We discussed what not to do, what to do. So many meetings of eating, anxiety, sharing, strategy making has all actually happened on this particular table. What else has happened on that table? No, no, no. So if home is where the heart is, then bedroom is where the comfort is. Brought to you by Jack Juan. This bedroom is where most of my personality unravels. If you stare at the floor as well as your clothes of actually design in how the blocks are placed vertical and horizontal with little bit of marble. That's interesting. Yeah, I've never seen that. Now the bed, it's very critical for you to know where you can sleep and find all your solace in. It gives you a feeling of comfortable. This is and I'm repeat. This is for my kids love it when they come. They loved it unlike the cowardly lion. That's why it's there mainly for them case you didn't know. So I'm going to take you apart. Did you know that room that I am attached very disconcerting and self-conscious about and you'll know why very soon. Please come. This is not a walk-in closet. This is a rather big space where you can actually run and it's an entire bedroom we broke to make a closet. None of my subtle real choices are a reflection of my interior design choices. Those are two simple things. So you think this is a mirror? No, I'd like to disappoint you. It's of course a big long mirror which you can check yourself out all the time. But it also opens up. That's amazing. There's all kinds of textures and fabrics. There's even an ethnic mirror work. So as you can know, it's eclectic and very varied in nature. This is just a trailer picture abhi baki hai. Good Lord. My home was my word. My parents were my entire being. It just keeps making me use three words. My space sheltered solace. It's the days that I used to listen. I like all the plants. My mother listened to old music. And I think that's where the fascination for cinema penetrated my head. And also because I lived in a constricted space, I felt like that took what attracted me more to these large opulent spaces. I dreamt that even if I didn't have a home, I could vicariously live through cinema to feel that sense of space. First thing I do when I come back home is go and see mom. It's my instinct since I was a child. There is no center or there is no point of this house for me in a physical way. But in an intangible way, my mom's presence wherever she is in the house, that becomes my central focus when I enter the house. Mama's boy. Love that sound. This is the patio. This is the deck. Oh, that's lovely. This entire part as well. So even in summer, That's pretty. This entire space out and make sure that you can engulf the patio into the main house. It's actually quite cooling here. The element of blue runs right through this part of the house with these massive huge urns that have a lot of greenery. You literally feel you're in some kind of an Amazonian jungle. There's greenery coming at you from everywhere. And I think it looks like those shades on the windows all drop. So you can get this particular house we wanted. Beiges and green. And I said the house should look like it's different textures. But it should still feel like home. I love doing it. Where the heart is. Decoration of it. This is a heart of the living area. This is actually the spot that I sit in a lot. So when you sit here and you stand outside, you stand a lot into calmness, coolness, tranquility and nature's kind of vibe into your home. Otherwise, we live in a concrete jungle, right? This is what I call my HMU room. This is hair makeup. There's a beautiful onyx table here that I absolutely love. The glam sparks. I love it as a texture. And this has a beautifully lit mirror where it's conducive to doing makeup. And it has this very vintage looking makeup chair that you would find in all Hollywood. My approach to any aesthetic is that it should be pleasing to the naked eye. And when you walk in, you're not jarred by it. Very modern, very cool and calming to the eye. This home brings the energy of my 25-year career and also my responsibility as a son and parent. This house is where I had my kids in, where my mother was playing mother again. So this house gives me a feeling of renewed vigor, a two-pointer version of myself. The easier thing where people say, and of course it's true that home is where the heart is, I think home is where your soul lies because that's what you take out and it emanates its energy. So I feel home is where the soul is and where the soul resides, rests, it relaxes. And that's how I've always looked at home. So if you're inspired by my home's decor, please go to beautifulhomes.com by Asian Paints for a stunning style. Welcome home. Swag siswagat. Why am I doing this? Sorry. Ready? Ready? Welcome home. Swag. No, it's this. This video... This video called me poor in seven different languages. Yep. Do you know that? It did. Do you guys hear that as well? Yeah. Don't we all know our architect? He's a great... everybody's architect. Everybody gets to design their homes based on their soul and their feeling and the textures and the... I wish. But if you did, if you had the luxury to be able to create any kind of home you want to create, what are some of the things you'd put in that home that, for you, where would you live? What would it kind of... What are some of the things that would be a no-brainer? This is what I'm doing with that house. Well, most of the house I would defer to my wife not because I don't have opinions I do, but because she's better at it. And so we often share the same feeling about what we think would be good, but in terms of interior design, she can visualize it way better than I can. As can my wife. So I'm usually like, I trust you. If I don't like something, I will tell you. I don't like it. But I mean, my wife loves plants and so the theme of our house is basically plant. It's already that. Yeah. If you come into their place, it's a lot of greenery. We have probably over 100 plants inside the house. So that would obviously be something that we'd live probably if I could pick a place that is... New Zealand. Oh, yeah, obviously. But that is kind of almost covered and enclosed in nature. I mean, if I... Perfect. Love to have a river behind us. The places you go to when you guys get away. Yes. Actually, our dream house has always been almost organ-ish, not to specifically live there, but have the Pacific Northwest forest in your backyard and then look out and you have the ocean in front of you. And so have those two exact vibes going. I told you about that at the hotel in South Africa. It's built into a mountain, but it's on the beachfront. So certain rooms you walk out on a balcony, you look to your left in the morning and there's this mist on the mountain and then you look to your right and you see the waves crashing on the rocks. So yeah, and if you see any stories where they've ever gone away, what he just described is there's typically forest and there's a river. There's a body of water. Apparently, it does come technically if you want to get the signs. I'm a cancer. And apparently, if you're a cancer, you like to vacation near water and that's 100% true. But it doesn't matter what kind of water. It could be a lake, a river. It's just water. But actually, I'm Pisces, so what do you think I like? I don't know. It's the ocean. Yeah, the ocean, I love the ocean. I like the ocean, but it's not my preferred... I would actually, usually, if I'm like, I want to go somewhere and relax like river with forest. Somewhere where it's like really... I love that. But I don't like the seclusion. And my wife's the same way. I prefer... I would love to live somewhere where I'm still close to the water, but close to people. The big thing for me as far as design, the only thing that I would care about that I would love, my dream would be to have a home theater. Oh yeah, mine too. To be able to have just for yourself to watch, but also for others to be able to come over and watch movies. It's always been a dream of mine. That's a big, big, big one for me. Whenever I was able to have a nice house and there was a specific... And make that the TV. I mean, that's how you watch the TV. And that's what I mean. I don't mean to make like a box that's a movie theater because that's why I go to the movies. I mean to have like a theater where there's couches and... I still would. A couches. Because see, you're the one who likes to be secluded. I like to be with the people and watch them. The farther away I can get... Have the audience react. The farther I can get away from people, the happier I am. Yeah, the movie that I watch so much like football and so I would watch football in there, I would watch movies. But yeah, in terms of interior design, I actually tend to be more minimalist. Me too. But also I'm like that doesn't always lead to the best look because his house was gorgeous and I wouldn't qualify that as minimalist at all. No. And so that's why I'm like I trust my wife or whoever is the... You'll probably make it look really nice and so I trust you. More than I trust what I know about... We also don't ever envision ourselves irrespective of how much we would ever be... If we were blessed to make a lot of money, we would not need or want a lot of floor... Square footage. We don't want a house that's so big that if you call for the other person, they can't hear you or anything like that. We don't need space like that. Enough house for everybody to have a room and maybe an extra room for a theater room or something like that. Yeah. If there was space, it would be something like that. For example, her home in Calcutta is big enough that you can have seven, eight people live in it. That's the reason for me to have space is if I had that many people living together, which would be awesome. Gorgeous house, though, obviously. No shock. There's probably one of his ten houses that he has. Yeah. It's probably the one I'm thinking of was a quick walkthrough of another place of his that he has because certainly he's got multiple homes. Yeah. Of course. Let us know what you thought and... Who else has Asian paint? Did we not watch one a while back ago? It was an architectural design digest. His bachelor pad in Mumbai, I think that was it. Is it this place? It is. But it was short. It was a two-minute video. Yep. That's why. Okay. I remember that hallway where it said his name at the back. Yeah. Anyway. Let us know down below.