 my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake how was your Easter tell everyone all about it James hoppy Easter some mum so the ladies mum it was a mum weekend yank you suck Easter it's a weird one kind on the down slope but you're back in you're back in the Easter game I got sucked back in Easter egg hunts are fun I didn't get to participate too old and they weren't hitting well they're hitting for two year old and one year old so it's like should done an adult hunt after you've seen that a hide some fucking eggs rip up some couches yes Easter so happy Easter to anyone who celebrates Easter if you don't celebrate Easter that's fine disregard everything I just said let's hop right into the sports Jim it's been a perfect sports world so far baseball Clayton Kershaw he was perfect seven is he got pulled the other but Jim that actually leads us to what our story is Rokey Sasaki my guy he's Jim I was listening the last week's weekly dumb 17 perfect innings splitter nasty the max said best pitching prospect we've ever seen 17 perfect innings I don't know I assume it's like a hundred six pitches the first game 102 the second I don't they want to hurt him but like history don't know much about history baseball is brokey Sasaki is he gonna come over to the MLB angels gonna get probably I mean they have rules that it's probably gonna be a couple years but like yeah no oh Tani broke those rules he's like I don't care but it was kind of dumb kind of dumb himself I got you on the noise is that Jim tell me about this almost breakdown because this actually hits close to home yeah right does act know what this is you know what the almost the breakdown is today okay well it's awesome a lot of people don't like these stories but I for some reason do fuel off of them an entire swarm of blackbirds why'd you laugh that what do you think happens here I know how you are with dead birds back said he knows how I am with dead birds tire swarm of blackbirds hundreds so you see it right here Zach plummet to their death and just fall to the ground not one which I do think one's funnier or more interesting but this is why yeah and they're trying they don't know what happened some people think that a vulture was like swarming it like herding the birds and until they got so low and so tight together that they kind of lost like wingspace to flap is the science version and then just drop to the dead some people think they flew into an electrical wire but watch it again the answer to everything when you can explain is bomb cyclone maybe I mean that house is also haunted or something someone in that house did that with cheese so almost break down I mean nothing really break down besides whole thing just got broken down yeah you're right I broke it down we let's go back to the sports Jake in the section that we call more sports and you look very nice you look very nice are you look very nice are you wearing Mizan in Maine yes so am I you look very nice is in Maine Jim your NBA you're normally trying to bring it up and I'm like let's save it for the weekly dumb too that we put out on Wednesdays on our secret channel Jim the NBA playoffs are here there's a lot of fun stuff going on and yeah your guy you and Kyrie the bird boys birds birds this show is for the birds that's gonna have fun Kyrie devil flipped off the birds told him go fuck themselves flip them off again had a real good game he said that he's gonna match the crowd's energy if they're rude to him he's gonna be rude back we should in society we should open it up it given birds the bird like I should be an Instagram there's gotta be an Instagram of some guy just flipping off birds given birds the bird just like let's get the handle of a bird a bird flies by and fucking yes I have one all underscores underneath it zero post zero followers zero following I'm gonna follow yeah but a follow that account as well their bio is really good yeah got him got him there is a hashtag given birds the bird one of horses or those aren't birds and the other is a guy flipping on the bird to two geese that's what I'm talking about swans I don't know what those are like that should be a part of our society all right that's the NBA news Jim tell us about the not sports that was the sports that we just that was the that was more sports that was the more sports section of news yes yes sports heavy Jim it's not sports I got a story here says hellish neighbor installs mannequin to stare into bedroom next door can see a little window and the hellish a little dramatic a little dramatic the couple is now saying that they are getting dressed behind the bookshelf and that they are living in complete darkness we can't take a shower get dressed without being overlooked but you know it's a man it's a mannequin like when you walk in front of a store in a mannequin like this can scare you every time you see it out of corner I it can scare you and that's annoying right and I agree with them there but it's a mannequin I mean that's the can't see so that's the only way I would end up not being team mannequin here is if one day the guy's just looking and he's using the mannequin as to cover his with the wig on and like looks like the mannequin it's always watching us no it's not alive I mean this is right up my alley because I've had a mannequin my whole life basically well no my whole life when I was 16 I bought my when I was 16 I bought my first mannequin and I would put wigs on it and I would hide it in my sister's bed my mom's bed they would get very scared you like dog mannequins yes your first one of my first viral videos was scared my mom with the dog mannequin I mean just such an easy lane for humor you named your turtle mannequin Skywalker that's not true and I need you to take that back my brother had a turtle nursed it back from like the brink of death and then just got uninterested a month later donated to some kid kind of God mode from Luke I liked you better 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