 Man, you been going for a long, motherfucking time. Man, I ain't gonna shoot that movie, Adam Murphy, man. I don't wanna sing. I ain't gonna see you. You too, go. You too. What you mean, you too? You too. Hey. I see how it is. I tried to get you. I see how it is. I called. You need to go to call. I see how it is. I was calling you while the nickel was walking off. I was like, I don't want to miss this shit. I don't want to miss this shit. He ain't been going to call. I called. He ain't been going to call. I called. Okay. No, he ain't. He ain't. You called. Okay. I can't see him. All right, man. What secret? Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Bro. Don't say it. But it ain't just a shit so fun. It ain't a secret, but it's like movie tech. Mm-hmm. But then if I see it, y'all will be like looking for it. And they gonna be like, oh, hell no. That's fucked up. I'ma see it and we'll get out. Okay, man. You don't just leave that shit right there. No, but then if I see it, I'm gonna be like, hell no. That's the cliffhanger and the shit. I know. They gonna make me go wild to move. I want them to find out for themselves. That's a hell of a way to promote that shit. Now, every time you do an interview about it, they'll be like, I want to see it, but I ain't gonna see it. Yeah, yeah. I got to see what he's talking about. Exactly. No, I had to go see that shit we had in the photo. That shit was beautiful. That shit was smooth. Yeah, you bet. Shout out to Eddie Murphy, man. Here, real. You gotta be. I'm a star struggle. I got that shit crazy. You got star struggle when you see it? I don't even know when I'm gonna get star struggle. That's my second time I got star struggle. I got star struggle. Yeah. Okay. And then when I see it, I literally start like me and travel. I was like, oh, shit, that didn't even go. And I was just watching. I was like, what the fuck are you gonna do? I was just watching that whole little time. He was on the set. And I was there. I had to snap out this shit. Then we seen, he asked to do the little finger shit. He like, you see? I said, nigga, you really do this shit. He was cool though. He was like, man, you find him, man. That's hard. I said, bet. Say no more. That's how you know. You gotta stay in there. You gotta stay in there. You gotta stay ahead of the state workers y'all. That's exactly what I'm talking about bro. Cause we got a very special guest. Oh, I'm talking. Come on, man. A very special guest. What's going on man? A very special guest is amongst us today in the trap living room. Come on. Come on. I'm talking about one of the coldest, one of the hardest, you know what I mean? Out of Memphis. Come on, man. about the nigga got his whole goddamn tour damn there sold out and shit ain't even started yet. I'm talking about according to this man right here got the number one record in the motherfucking world with no features. I ain't gonna say other shit he said cuz that's the shit he said. I let him say his shit. Brought some coldest niggas from Memphis who been talking shit since they walked in here. Check it out. This shit feels like the family reunion with all your rich cousins. It's all kind of diamonds and shit in here. Smell like oil scene and cocoa butter in this smoke bag. That's why I'm smoking weed. Exotic. This is one of them moments right here bruh. His dope is here that he came out here to fuck with cuz he ain't one of them niggas that can do this shit a whole lot of times. She don't step out too much now. For real. No cap. Come on. Without further ado man, none other than Memphis' own key glock. Hey! Welcome to the 85th South Show. Yeah yeah. Fuck with it. Yeah yeah. Fuck with it. Big shit going on right now. Right up. Hell yeah. How you feel about it? I'm ready to turn up. I'm ready to turn up. Shit you doing it? I know but I'm ready to turn up some more. You been doing shit? Yeah yeah. Taking over the motherfucking world once I don't get to turn up. One tape at a time. One tape at a time. Yeah yeah. How many tapes at a time do you see it right now that make it? This is my six solo tape. Six consistent. Pop it. Pop it. Pop it. Man I don't got features. Pop it. No features. No features. No. That's rare. Nah that ain't. Even the latest. Niggas rely on the features. Nah that ain't. With all the yellow cars on it ain't. Nobody. Nobody. That's rare. What made you take that approach with it? When I came in the game early, niggas was trying to hold their nuts on me. You know what I'm saying? No. I guess just be industry niggas. That ain't no who you know what I'm saying? What they were dealing with so like shit. I just took it and ran with it you know what I'm saying? I'm like just shut the nigga up. Like shit I really don't need you. Like shit I can do this shit on my way. I'm glad you didn't shit get to you cause a lot of it motivated me man. A lot of artists didn't get mad. Yeah. And it made sure that the people fucked with you. They not fucking with you cause so and so on the shit they fucking with you you know what I'm saying? They showing up for you every time. They good that you're using for motivation cause a lot of artists are getting mad and be like damn why they don't want to fuck with me? And then they lose the interest in me shit but sometimes that shit got to motivate you be like alright I'm going to make it well. Your people going to reach out to my people. Exactly. In that they don't you going to see this shit. You got no choice. Yeah yeah six six six mixtapes in and it's like no features. How you keep yourself going with that cause that's a lot of rapping to do. She didn't stay out the way. Stay you know what I'm saying? Stay out the mix. Stay yourself. Like shit you can't go wrong when you are always you know what I'm saying focusing on yourself trying to make yourself better. Well let's take it let's take it back let's take it back. Where did the passion come from? How did you get started even just doing music? Really it was when I was in high school. It really like my environment like my friends and family like the feedback I was getting. It just really went to my head and I just realized like shit I really can't do this shit anymore. They ain't just telling me this cause I didn't take it seriously at first but shit happened. She went crazy. She went crazy. It means something in Memphis too. Yeah it is. Memphis is a goddamn music ass city bro. Like a lot of time they put the light on Atlanta and yeah Atlanta been running for a minute but I don't think Memphis had a gap where they ain't had somebody nice with them. Nice run right now. Yeah. A great run. I mean you know it ain't been no gap in it really. Mmhmm. Show it. That's one of my favorite cities to go to bro. That's a real love. Cause just like you know when one of us was in here earlier that's just how it be everywhere you going man. We ain't playing around. That's how you know people fuck with you when one of us fucking talks shit like that man. Yeah. It just let you know that that's just like some selling shit I get. No it's straight up. Straight up man. Straight up. You were right there near that run. Yeah yeah. So that's it. Right down the street. Right down the street. Yeah yeah. Right down the street. Fucking with it. That's always been one of my spots though. Even when I go there now they just show me so much love. You know especially when we do our show there. I think that was one of the first shows that we ever sold out. For real for real. For real. For real. But we been fucking with y'all boy. Listen y'all on SoundCloud. I was like you go back when you say SoundCloud. But I forgot we had that shit over there. Bro. It is. No cap. Wow. That's what's up man. It's just good to see somebody. You know an artist like yourself who really did the independent shit that made it work. Yeah yeah. You deserve to sell out all these tools. And like you say everything that's coming to you man. You work for it. Yeah yeah. No features. Fuck everybody. That's one of the hard ones. It was just what it is. Yeah. The club just stay motivated through it all. Just staying motivated and just staying focused. Right. Keeping God first you know what I'm saying. You doing it. You doing it. As somebody who's watching it and knowing it. Like yeah. You definitely doing it. And you keeping it up right too. So what you hitting on this one. There you go. On this new tape. What you hitting with. What can they expect that guy. Man you really. You don't know what to expect. I'm just gonna say. I can't even understand. It's all over the place. Let Disney do all the promotion though. Hey man I wasn't even dropping no post. I just sing the nigga everywhere in America. Man the mother fucker holler. There you go. You know what I know though. What was your favorite song since you been. Since you been a recorder. Before I get to that. When did you know it was like. Okay. This shit about to take off. It's over with. Shit. When I. Let me see. Probably when I did it. On my soul. It was like. My first thing. Like my first. Like actual. Single. Single. Like that. You put money behind. Right. You know what I'm saying. Right. Yeah. On my soul. It was like. 2017. I remember that too. Yeah. To a flight. For sure. That motherfucking music game here. Different man. You know it's like. You see a lot of artists come and go in there. It seemed like they build these big follows. Disappear man. She'd be crazy. You see a lot of them don't know how to just. Stay consistent. Just stay. Doing what it's true to them. They so busy listening to social media. Trying to fit a fucking image when. You are the image. You make them believe what the fuck. You the brand. You gotta make them believe that shit. They so busy worrying about coming. I just told somebody the other day. I'm like by social media really pussy. I don't give a fuck about no comment. What about the people that love you. That been rocking with you since day one. We used to have no comment. As soon as you look at one comment with a motherfucker. I ain't want you to try it. Nigga. I don't give a fuck. What you think. I'm on the cable to the view of that. That fucker with me. Nah. That's it. Nah. That shit was running me. It was a nigga on there. I was live the other day. Nigga talking. It was this nigga. It was talking shit on there. Nigga name Rob the rapper. Rob the rapper. I was like nigga you I know you a terrible rapper. Nigga stole a nigga old game. God damn rapper. Then he got mad. He's like man I'm just bull shit. Nah I don't give a fuck. Right. Oh you got to argue with a nigga. I don't fuck you nigga. I just. It's see that's what I'm saying. Like if a nigga say something. Nigga got to argue with a nigga. I'm just saying. If a nigga say something. I'm down. You want to come to the right. I knew that. I knew that. I don't do that. I ain't let shit slide. Shit man. Every few comments you got to roll out. Some shit you need. Some people need to know that you see. Amen. That you being seen. The niggas miserable bro. It's not causing people to laugh. They don't fuck with you. I told nigga fuck you bitch. The motherfuckers willing to do that shit. They weren't finna support. No way. I ain't saying anything. I'm like saying. Right. Post. But you can't let motherfuckers get ahead of themselves. I mean you got to let them know that you. Yeah I get it. Sometimes you just catch a nigga in the mood. Sometimes you just feel like being ignorant. Yeah man. You called me on one of those. Like I've been trying to be a boy this but right now. Y'all. I got a partner there. See your nigga posted it twice. Like his wife I was fucked up. Like he ain't never posted it. So he was like fuck you fuck you. I was like nigga I seen the first one. All right. All right. Fuck you come up. See you can't. You respond. You argument. See how that shit flipped. I deleted though. I let it. Somebody like. A little bit. Did I go with the lead. My my. They took my mother's station. For talking to the bitch at the airport. Because she won't let me do the clear line. And I put on. Shit. You painted pen. Hey. You put your phone up. I know what she was trying to kick me out. Bro you can't. She was right. She was the lady. She went for clear. She worked for clear. She tried to go tell the TSA people. She was like hey. He jumped from that line. I was like bitch. I'm sky priority. priority and clear bitch that line was taken too long. You know what I'm saying? I didn't say bitch, I ain't say bitch, I ain't say bitch. I was respectful, see, that's what happened right there. I ain't say bitch, I ain't say bitch, look, I told him how my mind worked, but I felt it before it come out. So, man, she tried to tell the person, the TSA person looked at me, they knew me, and she was like, yeah, he needs to leave because he jumped line. She was like, you need to remove him and the TSA person was like, I'm soaked, and then I was like, yeah, what I told Joey, you know what I'm saying? That's why I went hoppin' in the other line, they let me through. So you been jubilant all night? The airport people that shared the shit, the bitch jumped into my comments talking about, if you woulda said who you was, maybe I woulda let you through. I said, bitch, what they got to do with everything? But I'm pissed. And then, she reported the shit. Yeah, you the fuckin' bitch. That's why I said it. I speak from experience, nigga. I do what I have to, I ain't too big on this shit. I'm about to say, they do got to look at shit on the mofo to wait on you and come get you. Oh, pick him up in the bush? Oh, I had, oh yeah, they come pick him up. Sit there and wait. I'm gonna land, they gonna play. They be like, excuse me, Mr. Whitfield. I'm like, thank you. I've been waiting here for ten fucking minutes. Me and a bitch, I don't know what this is. I'm like, what a big of a degree, man. That shit, I was like, hey, y'all know this person? Give me that big plane. I pay for me, but I ain't pay for my security. Fuck around the plane, you can't do private. Every time you get on that bitch's nose, won't stop bleeding till you get back on the ground. I pay for the extra shit for me, but not my security. He be like, what you want me to do? I want you to wait out there with the roof? Hey, you need to go get in line. What do you need to make y'all mad? Oh, they come to pick me up. Hey, the funny thing about this shit is I know you ain't lying. I said a nigga about that way so fast. This nigga here, we're good. I just said we're good. The car went to the bus. I'm trying to get there, I'm free. Leave me at the car, I'm free. I'm trying to stop you from here. All the way over there. What? Hey, this nigga leave you too. All right, make 20. What we going? Louisville, Kentucky. Man, to the who? The KFC YUM Center. We ain't got no KFC, yeah. But it's gonna be at the YUM Center. Louisville or Louisville? It's Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. Yeah, Louisville. It's Louisville. They not in the back. I need KFC to bring us chicken, bro. Is that close to the Kentucky Derby? It's in Kentucky. I mean, but is it close to the day that we going to be there? Hey, man, fuck all that. Bring me some bluegrass. For real. Is Bubba Johnson going to be there? Bubba Johnson? Yeah. That nigga, Bubba Johnson, Ralph Horses. Peter Nascar. Kentucky, I thought that would come. No, nigga, that's not it. Man, come to the show. Come to the show a little bit. That's perfect. Bring the horn. Ignore what he said. Yeah. Fuck you. Come here, baby. That's the Nascar drink. Yeah. I thought I could take it there with the car. No, that's the. That's the Daytona 500 that's got the derby. Ain't nobody told me. That's why I won't take it in the fucking world. Hey, man, get your tickets. May 20 of KFC YUM Center. Shit, take it to the horse and then he's gonna. You got that, y'all. Yeah, you got that. I always thought I could take a derby with a horse and admit with a car. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. I'm Clayton English. And look, I know it's easy to get caught up in what everyone else needs from you. And you've got to take a moment to think about what you need for yourself. But when we spend all our time giving, it can leave us feeling a little stretched out, burned out. Therapy can give you the tools to find more balance in your life so you can keep supporting others without leaving yourself behind. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. 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So you're not buying yourself what you like to be. You buy yourself because you need people. These are the rules that I put up for you. Go somewhere, go somewhere. Oh, shit. You're like, did I? Well, they ain't tell you when they will come back. I will find any reason to leave. Man, I gotta go home, walk my goddamn fish. Hey, we care. You said to run along side that bus. Hey, hey, hey. Deep and deep. I ain't left you care. Yeah, I ain't left you. You gonna tell me he ran with me? He waited for the bus, this sort of dropped the ball. Always here's him running next to the bus, beating on that shit, then came shit. Oh, this is the type of thing I am. If I say I'm leaving, it ain't in a few minutes. It ain't in a little bit. I'm right now. I'm leaving right then. I'm telling you, I'm leaving. As I'm leaving, I can't, I don't have time to say bye to everybody. I gotta leave. I had to get me a talk. Cause when you, you got all, that's a bad feeling when you don't know where your ride's at, we. That's why you. You be the man. That shit right there. Nigga, you are subjecting everybody. Hey. How you doing? I got a question. Your challenge ain't your own. I got a question right here. You have not had no car or no money in your pocket. She. No car. No. Money will get you a ride. A money will make a nigga with car with no gas in it. He'll be your chauffeur. I'd rather not. But if you got a car, you need to go get some money. If you don't have your car, take some money. You should. What you gonna do? Fuck that. You ain't got shit in you, but that ain't just a ride. Cause when you don't have no money. You need some to do tomorrow. There's always somebody with car with no money. When you don't have no money, oh, that ain't nothing. Everywhere you want to go. You got no money. Everywhere you want to go when you ain't got no money. Far than a month. Nigga just told me to be across the street, but that street look long than a month. Hell no. Yeah, I'd rather you catch a ride. You might write that money probably the best way to go. It's short with a place with a money. I don't see a nigga cut something out of that. Cause you still need gas for the car. But that's what my dream is. Nigga have a car and no gas, nigga. He don't chauffeur. That's why you wind up taking niggas' car. I put some gas for your car. Look at the wrist though. I just want to drag. I'm having a fucking car with no money. You are one fuck up away from having nothing. Let your car get tall. Somebody give you a car. You can get some money. Shit. I'm just kidding. It's all mine. It sure is, man. If you got a car. You got to be driving everybody high with it. You got to get it. All right. I should have you do it. You got to find it on the money. You can get a car. Fuck around. You got a car, man. Right. Ain't shit wrong with it. Right. But the check engine light won't go off now. That shit just popped on. Now you don't have no money. And you don't know what the fuck is wrong with this car or when this bitch about to fuck up. See, come in front of the hood. That really don't mean it. The check engine lights, they be like, damn, I ain't going to be in the passing mission. Yeah, they be waiting. That shit fucked up. Check engine light is the motherfuckin' clock, man. That fucked up. Come on. I don't care about this. And nobody that let her got no life has no way got there. And anybody who's ever had a fucked up car know that your car can go from nice to fucked up in one second. You need one turn to go in your driveway and that bitch just keep on turning and never turn the fuck back. I guess I always bought my car fucked up. Yeah. I had. I knew this shit wasn't on there. I thought my car was on the run. They put me over there, they thought I was on the run. What? Y'all just do the car with two of them on there. I was like, rent it. Yeah, because it's too much. They don't give people money for me. Why you think you don't give them money? That's the real mission shit right there, huh? Yeah. I was like, what, what? I got pulled over, they thought it was me. The fact you was right for three months, man. They wouldn't do it. They wouldn't even look at it. I couldn't believe I bought the car for $200. You should have known that. Ain't nobody put me up on a game. Nigga, nigga, nigga, I swear to nigga, I got out of the car with you like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, nigga, you gonna sweat? I was like, hey, give it to him. I was like, back! Like, what's the worst car you ever had? Nigga had a bloody t-shirt. Worst car you ever had. Nigga, I keep the car for 20 bucks. Nigga ain't the good, you want the good, too. The motherfuckers like, all right. Remote control car, bro, you gotta keep them bitches charged up. Even though you gotta put gas in it, like, you can't just let it sit in your garage, no motherfuckers will go dead. You gotta call McLaren to come out to your house and reboot your car. Like, this shit extra here. But if you bought that car for $200, you wouldn't have to do all that. No, but then you took you in the gym and then you took it to the gym. Different, bro. Like, this shit a hit eight. Like, this shit really a hit eight in cars, this shit a hit eight. Don't say that to him, because he gonna look at you, but like, it's one kind of car that you're trying to sell. That doesn't mean you gotta plug up. Right. Fuck that. You gonna get in that your car? Hell no. They gonna say that we ain't gonna have no gas for calling it 15 years. Man, they say that shit every 15 years. I don't believe it. Shit just started happening. How they gonna stop me from having a car? Like, 20, 30, 40, 50. They got me fucked up, man. I remember when they lied and said, why 2K was everybody who couldn't fall out. Soon as 12 o'clock hit, why 2K? Yeah, year 2000. Most of us were scared that a water bucket was gonna be at when the year 2000. That's when I was graduating. Yeah, I used that. They even had to give some pussy. 2000? Yeah. I'm not even getting out of this shit. I thought it was 2012. No, it was Y2K. Yeah, they tried to say it again. 2012, you ain't wrote that. That was that calendar. It was Y2K 2K. 3 years? No, that was the Mayan calendar. See, every year they try to scare us. They say that's when they hear shit a rap. They said, 20, 20, 20, 20, they gon' be like that. Fuck this. They said, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. They gon' be like that. Man, they gon' give a fuck what they saying, man. I'm telling. Fuck the nigga, man. Ain't shit about to happen. Ain't about no carbon 200. And even if it do happen, man, they still gon' be like, come on, y'all. Hey, still gotta go to work. That bitch, we hearin' up your ass. Ain't had no cunt. It was the assy shit. It was the rust. It was the rust. It was the rust. All right, y'all put the goddamn, what do you call this shit? The D.B. Dan when you hit the button and the one for the radio come out. What the fuck is shit nigga buying back in the day? I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I forgot I did some shit. I tapped them up on the whole DVD, come on. They gon' watch a DVD in my crown. We had $200 and they gon' leave it. Yeah, you live there. And they allowed me to register the car, put insurance on the car. They ain't got nothing. They want their money. Use a car. Use your car. I went up there to the check and play. You know the check and play and put the cars here. Yeah, you know that, you know. I love it. Ain't nothing. I love the car. I'm gon' go try and take my shit. You got me fucked. This is it, see? This is the last resort for black people watching. Title on. Title on on the car. He threw it there, motherfucker. That's shit, dude. And the crazy part is when the people come get it, nigga be hanging like he said, then the motherfuckers call them in. Man, man, they got the car. Soon as them folks leave, nigga like, nigga, the transmission ain't just went out of there. Man, we can't fuck them people. And I'm up $1800. My partner said he's title for like $2200. And I think he bought a car for like $1500. I'm like, what you gon' do? He's like, man, before we come get it, he be right now. Oh my God. See, that's a nigga-famous layer right there. That's beautiful. Really need that, hold up. Need me. All your plans is not on the block. Once they come get it, you're back walking. Oh, you need to be thinking about shit. She had one question. One question, then these blunts then turn into a whole goddamn. It's a therapy session, bro. I ain't never tell you about it. I bought a stolen car. They want stolen, the boy was on the run. You do be using the word, bro. I tried to threaten the nigga, right? I called the nigga. I'm like, fuck nigga, why you tell me you was on the run, nigga? Before they pull me over, I took out a little weed, you owe me heat, I'm like, oh, you shit. You bought that car for $200. What you on the- I'm gonna do that for love. Bro, one time we got pulled over and that white homeboy was driving. What, how the hell? Car full of niggas. We ain't went to a show. Let me try to go then. Hell yeah. This dish was the scariest shit up. Wow. The police came over to the motherfucking window, he said, sir, you been drinking that night? Dude, the motherfucking look right at the police and say, yes. No, I had about four beers. Police officer said, all right. Flow it down. Gave him his license back and we was three niggas sitting in the car like, how do you do that? He said, yeah, he said, yeah, I had about four beers. He said, four, he said, yeah, man, but I'm six, four, 210 pounds, man. That's nothing for me in the white police officer like. Flow it down. He looked in the car. He ain't asked for nobody else shit. I guess he thought he was doing some goddamn secret white man business or some shit. He ain't even questioning it. Just a white dude with three niggas. Big white dude with three niggas. I see it. Yeah, that's crazy. Because we had to explain, we going to a show, we trying all that shit. Hell, yeah. And then everybody got to get out the car. He got to talk to the white dude separate first. No. You know how they do. I probably had some weed on the road. I don't know how to run. I don't have to pull it over on the road and have to explain myself so hard. I just show them, like, look, bro, here go the country. I just never forgot damn shows like it. They still trying to explain, like, what you doing with all this money? What's the man weed like? No, no, no. We're in the ring. We're sitting here, yeah. I literally had to go on the fucking email and show these folks a show country. And then they hate when you write. Right. Right. Because they don't date, not even, not even kill them, they don't even know what the fuck's going on. They got to come on back. They got to come on back. So they, they, they, now they got questions. So they, they paid you on this? Oh yeah, I don't know. For your song. So you, so you, so you. So what you doing with the song? Bitch, I'm not going to go and look at myself. No, I'm pulling it up in front of you. My kids might know about it. I don't need those. Mind if we get a picture. That's why you got to keep a little bit. I don't want to be cool, man. That's why you got to keep a little bit of that gas station weed. Columbus, Ohio. Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. It's Palisthenics. Columbus. It's Columbus. What was it? Yeah. Popeyes Theater. Oh, Palis. I thought it was Palisthenics and the Popeyes Theater. We going to the Palisthenics. Yup. May 21st. Not plan. Ohio. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Yeah. And we going to shopping at Eastland Mall. No cap. I'm going. A little bow. You just don't know when you move stuff. I got the flow. I'm going to make a little bow. Okay. I'm not doing this bad way. You know what I'm saying? Bow bow is going to pull up for me. You too. And he's going to pull up for me. All the way. Get your tickets now. May 21st. No cap. Ohio. Palisthenics. You remember that Nick did this in the camera? Hey, you know what it is? Atlanta, Georgia. I'm in the city. I'm doing a show at the Comedy Theater Underground. That's the Comedy Theater Atlanta Underground. That's not the one. That's up. Whatever. 800. 500. 85. You know what it is? The one I'm talking about is the Underground. I guess it's back open. New club. The shit look good from the fly. You know what it is? The one I'm talking about is the Underground. I guess it's back open. New club. The shit look good from the fly. I ain't been myself, but I'm about to go. And you need to pull up and you need to be in the building, man. I'm telling you right now. Come check me out, man. May 25th through the 28th. That's right. May 25th through the 28th. My son burped there around that time, but I care so much about comedy. And y'all the fans, but I'm still doing the show. Because I don't want to be there for all them people and kids. I'm going to pay for it, but I'm not going to be there. But not all. Listen. Come to the show, man. My son ain't going to have no good birthday. All right. Do you want that on your spirit? Put that on your conscience. How about that? You want to fuck up my son's birthday? He turning two. Our theme is too fast, too furious. Let me give a fuck about y'all. It's about this kid. No. Hey, May 25th through the 28th. Atlanta Comedy Theater Underground at Atlanta, Georgia. I see you there. Let's go. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dray and Nicole. And guess what? It's time. Period. It's time for the tour. And our first stop is Los Angeles, California. We ain't ever had a show in LA. We've never been to LA. Y'all been asking. So we're there. June 17th at the Regent Theater. Listen. Doors open at 7. When I tell y'all get there at 7 p.m. Please get there at 7 p.m. We're starting at 8 o'clock on the dot. And it's going down. And it's going to be a crazy show. We need all the Cali vibes. I can't wait. Oh, we got some Cali vibes coming. Y'all know we're going to have some special guest spool up. So one thing about a Poor Mind show, you're going to have the time of your life. So if you went to the tour last year and you had fun, oh, you ain't seen nothing yet. June 17th, Regent Theater. Doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Be there. So get your tickets at poorminds.com. L.A., we're going to see y'all soon. Period. I know what you talking about. Yeah, you got to keep a little bit of that in station weed. Just leave it in the pack. I'm only smoking a car. I'm only riding smoking a car. I do. I keep a blood. I got a ride that's smoking my car. I eat that shit. Oh, sorry. They can't say that. I'm going around winning Brookhaven because Brookhaven ain't in Atlanta. Because Atlanta had just changed that law. So I knew I was straight. And I got a person in the car, the airship in the car. I was like, yeah, we in the car. I'm like, yeah, man, y'all got something to talk to. So yeah, running, running, sheering, everything smooth. He got me a look at the weed. He said, what are they doing? I'm talking shit, man. Everybody focused around me. That's all the trick. I said, nigga, you don't have to go to jail. I said, man, Atlanta, they got the look up on the tunic ground. Oh, he said, nigga, you ain't in Atlanta? Got it with the jail. We in Brookhaven. Nah, but the joint legal. Yeah, no matter. They can't do that. No, they ain't starting that joint. They ain't starting to describe. Because they're minding you can rob with the scrout. They ain't even worry about them full ground. That's what I'm saying, sir. They in Brookhaven. Yeah. That's what that ground, she ain't gonna work out. You get outside that perimeter, nigga. It's different. Oh, I'll tell you my voice, man. It's different. I'm like, well, excuse me. I ain't know that, sir. I wouldn't have been trying y'all like that. I wouldn't even be smoking in a couple years. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I feel you. Ain't shit in there. Man, the program cost me $10,000. About? Oh, what? Four grams of gas cost me $2,000 in Brookhaven. Boy, these prices are ridiculous out here. They probably would have been the same if you had a whole ounce. Nigga, I ain't been in Brookhaven since. Really? They be doing that little dumb shit for anything. Your first mistake was, you were somewhere named after a white woman. Your big ass ain't supposed to be nowhere called no fucking Brookhaven. That just sound like what they about to do. Well, he's wrong. I don't know where that came from. You legally fucked up. You're not being in Brookhaven. It's northeast-type shit. It's northeast. It's northeast. I'm right out the dirt road. Oh, it's over that way? Brookhaven. Bro, that's why I don't know what I'm doing. Well, that's anything out there by cop. I'm just in Brookhaven. No. Follies ain't by... Follies ain't off dirt, no. No, not in the dirt. It's in Brookhaven. Okay. Follies still off? No, it's gone. She's staying close now. Man, they caught him over there snoutin' pot and all that shit. Really? They didn't catch him. They been to... I know. They just got some rap. They was just soon to walk in. You want to dance? I'm gonna ask mom, what the fuck? That bitch just got to be sneaking for you to catch him. Right here, though. We all snoutin' pot in the dirt. Oh, y'all trying to get shit done. This shit is like... Yeah, they do potting out and over. Y'all shit was stankin', bro. Follies ain't got bad, bro. You can be everywhere you're supposed to be at. Yes, I do. I'm gonna be right where I need to be. What you talking about? You had a show out there. I did. You had a spotter? A spotter? No, it's down the street. Yeah. We're supposed to be at the Amazon night at a damn damn every strip club in Atlanta. That's what I'm saying. How you judging people? That's what I'm saying. I know that there's some of that shit I shouldn't have been at. What's your favorite strip club out there? Got a nigga down there. Hey, I'm out the strip club loop for a minute. Are you leaving it closed or not? Yeah, I'm leaving it closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leaving it closed. All time and current. Even if it closed. I don't know, bro. What a look. What a look. A little shut up. Nope. They jet open, baby. I know, they be trippin'. I pulled a little. They be trippin'. They be trippin'. They be trippin' with me. They be trippin' with me. They be trippin' with me. They be trippin' with me. I know what's up, bro. No, I'm not foolin' with them be. They do need to get down. They get lack of data. You don't be goin' with me then your like oh go out, go out, go out. Me and Blackshirt Chop打 what's going on. My name alone be like ... All they got this shit twitt shit like. But they keep opting up, though. That's what I'm sayin'. I think that's how you do it. That's some strip club shit. Nah. So that's how you gotta go down to common. Well, yeah, because he, he, he, yeah, that shit ain't grained in the city way. That's why I ain't saying magic, magic, just magic, magic, you know what I'm saying? This is on bank, yeah. But you ain't ever be there. That shit known as a good record right now, nigga. Yeah, that shit got about four or five, four or five stars on Uber Eats. Bander, go Monday. Yeah, they, they very consistent in that. It's Monday. It's Monday. Don't tell me. I'm still be here. It's Monday. I'm, I'm, I'm dead shit. I ain't, I'm dead shit. All right, go. Pull up, pull up, pull up. All right. I ain't been to screw club anymore. Sit, man. All right, man. Welcome back to the 857 show. This is it, man. This is it, man. This is it, man. This is it, man. This is it, man. We already went. We already went, man. Yeah, second half of this show is sponsored in part by all the strippers who do stripping at the strip club while they stripping. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. As you know. And strippers been helping niggas through shit through this whole time. You know what I mean? And niggas got saved at the strip club. Who did? Because strippers be talking to niggas. Sometime a niggas just need to just have some tits in his face. Whether she listening or not, he need to say this shit. Right. That shit like therapy for niggas who got to go to work tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They do be acting like they like it, nigga, though. That's the best part, man. When everybody go. Woo. That's the best part of that. When everybody go, you see real little bitches. That's the job. Ooh, I mean, they shit. Yeah. I just be like, damn it, bitch. Did it again. Damn it. That bitch, I thought I'd offer to get some fucking pussy. Now you supposed to go to the strip club and then go home and fuck your girl with her bonnet on, nigga. Wake her up and get some big t-shirt pussy. Mm-hmm. That shit so goddamn good. That family, you and your t-shirt? Shit, big head. What? It's a normal shirt, though. Yeah. Shit. Them t-shirts look a little bit bigger than that big t-shirt. Man, come on. They come by, pop out. That shirt old in the motherfucker. You can see Ariel and everything, dude. They got a little shirt. That pussy hit different. It do. But you know how you get them home, though? You got to go in there and you got to get the ones and you hold them. And them hoes just start coming out like little roaches. They just be itching on them. They be itching on them. They be itching on them. They be itching on them. So you know the whole thing like that, like tin song for free. I ain't throwing shit. Maybe 20. They be young. They just be sitting there. What you gonna do tonight? I'm gonna go home. Really? Yeah, you know that whole album, man. That ain't playing that one song I like. What? Now hold that way for the right song. Right. Right. Strip is getting mad if you don't like... I don't give a fuck. The first one that come up to you ain't never the one you like. It's all... Hey, my bullshit. The first strip of the crowd to you is mad. You and that... Look, you can get the fuck out of my way. You is not what I came to see. You got to ask like... Look, me and the problem is... Hey, that bitch ain't trying to... I'll tell you what you're doing now. You're the fuck with your... Hey, run up. Run up. This is never your day. If you're a stripper, then niggas ask you what strippers are. Oh, it's funny. If you ask me to clean up some shit, they say... Hey, bitch. These are all the girls? They need to be locked up. Hey, sweetie, I know this is making you get to wait just for us. Hey, baby, hey. You're gonna give me some water. You're gonna give me some water. Okay. I killed a girl with a case. Killed a girl with a case. I'm gonna give you some shit. I know you can't carry 20 waters. Bring this 88 red bull. We got 88 red bulls and 100 ice cubes. He just had a little spondish bobbin. It's a nice one. Get away from her. Oh my God. Please get away from over here. My super-headed ass girl. For the first one, I'll always be looking like me. I be like, bitch, get out of my face. She talking about, ooh, ah. That's how you know. Me, it's fantastic, ain't shit. Ask her to trip my old shit. She gonna act like she ain't heard shit. She'll say, how do you, huh? They'll tell you, they 45 for real. And you be like, hey, this is crazy. But I seen some old young ones, and they're like, you old, but ooh. They're nice, they ain't drunk. No cow, I don't see anyone like, 42, I'm like, you got a kid, they go to high school. I'm like, your kid go to high school around the corner. My son, the bathroom man. He's talking about the little young nigga that's in the bathroom. I don't want him to keep talking about his shit. Amen. He watching yo ass. Man, my mama be tripping. They're nice to age yo ass, though. When you be working them nights, there's a stripper and shit, eating all their chicken wings. Now, don't be just gotta go through all that smoke every night. They just, they had a reveal, they said, they come through the smoke. You be like, oh man, you need to go back through that smoke. I don't care. Walk backwards, please. Strippers be having other jobs besides strippers, though. They'll go in there and dance all night and then go downstairs. Don't they don't? Be coming back dressed like, where the hell you going? Oh, I tried to ambulance in the daytime. You're like, what type of shit? They be having a real job, man. Secret identities that never even cross. I've seen a lawyer, you know. But I think she just like to dance, though. You haven't noticed that a lot of strippers, a lot of women, they start selling houses and shit. Big ol' fat asses. That's why everybody buying all the real estate up in here. Ain't nobody buying the real estate, ain't nobody buying the house with no fat ass, man. Shit. I go, I go a bunch of tours. Yeah, I'll be in this house. I go a hell of a tour. Well, I ain't buying this shit from you, bitch. Your ass fat. Your paperwork can't be together. I'm ready for it. She listen to me. Seven through eleven. OK, ready? We filming. Hey, nigga. Pop your shit. Hey, homie. Pop your shit. Pop your shit, homie. Oh, homie. Pop your shit, homie. Yeah. Real player. Real player, let's take it. Hold up, my nigga. You being hella boozy right now. Hold up. Hey, nigga. Pop your shit, homie. I'm ready, my nigga. Oh, nigga. You already know what it is. Nigga. You want more? Throw that shit up here. Throw that shit up. Yeah. Pop your shit. You find my peace for the wannabes, yeah. Pop your shit. I'm my pity. I'm my not. Yeah, it's enough that you're out here. Show them your cookies. You brought with you. Hey, nigga. Nigga, look at this. Cookies, nigga. Cookies, nigga. Bro, the hell of cookies. Hell of cookies, nigga. Nigga, got cookies out. Hey, nigga. Nigga, a cookie that's a carry on, nigga. Cookies got shake in the bottom. You ain't never had no chocolate chip shake, nigga. What day we going on? Hey, mama's, nigga. June 4th, nigga. What are you talking about? Oakland Arena, nigga. Yeah, nigga. June 4th, three-headed monster tour on Seatus. Nigga, nigga. Nigga, on your baby, nigga. What the fuck are you talking about? I ain't never seen your baby. Hell of niggas, nigga. Out there. Out of niggas already got their tickets. The bitch is already out there, nigga. Hell of bitches. Hell of bitches, nigga. Not few, but a hella. Hell of bitches. I ain't never seen a hella. Nigga on the town. It's going to be hella, bitch. Oh, my mama, nigga. Oh, my mama. Oh, my mama. Seatus, nigga. Oh, my mama. No cap. And two is not hella. Fuck you talking about, nigga. Get your tickets, nigga. June 4th, nigga. Yeah. Town Venice, nigga. What it is? Three-headed monster tour. Show them the cookies. Cookies, nigga. Oh, mama. My mama's crazy. Yeah, nigga. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. I hope you're having a good day. I got some of these candles from my favorite candle brand, Good Day Sense, candle company. They are black-owned and have lots of different scents to choose from. Use my code, L-O-U-S. That's low. You get 25% off your entire order or offer. Let me see. Oh, yeah. We got scents like vanilla, pineapple sage, which is my favorite. Egyptian amber. All types of freaking shit, like black love. You got to go on there and check them out. So when you see these candles, just know that I'm having a good day. You know, these candles have been approved by everybody that we ever presented them to from Snoop and even Beyoncé posted these on the website. This one right here, I think. So go hit the website and grab you some of these candles. Okay, June 3rd, we at the San Diego Civic Theater. 85 South Show, three-headed monster. That's me, Chico, DC. Ain't no telling who else might pull up. You pull up, we'll pull up, and we'll have San Diego looking like there's a lot of black people there. I mean, it's something that ain't a lot, but the way that it's gonna be shot tonight, when we do it, it's gonna be a lot, because they all coming. So make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on us, please. San Diego could be lonely as hell if you don't know nobody, right? I had a lonely night in San Diego. Missed my lawn, came back. What the fuck? That should probably scare me the way though. You know you can't buy no goddamn house from Bottle Girls LLC. Right. She selling houses, waste trainers. They look old and grow your edges back. Sometimes motherfuckers be hustling too hard. They do. I be fucking with them when they got boutiques. They be selling like a lot of life face. I know. I be fucking with them, but I be like, you gotta stop selling it, they gonna come and hit like you. You gonna stop that shit, man. But you gotta pay taxes. I'm like, when you get baby Louvre stuff, I'm wrong. That ain't work. Told you, man, dude fucked up. Baby Louvre stuff. Man, tell them who you bring on tour with you. I need a break. Yeah, yeah. That nigga crazy, man. How you gonna do that, baby Louvre stuff? You gonna do it? Oh, shit. Get the money. Shut up, get the money. Y'all gonna fuck around and get high in this bitch. See, look at her. Told you, man. Some room with that nigga, man. Oh, shit. Baby, I don't know. I'm gonna be fucked up if she getting up. Old girl who's selling that fake shit. Man, I got the keys to the store, so I'm gonna go get all the baby Louvre stuff. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna send it for her. I'm gonna get a whole bunch of baby Louvre stuff. How that shit going? The baby Louvre stuff. You know what I'm saying? Baby, like, my child gonna look good in this. Baby, like, for real. He knows it's a set. It's a set. Two for one. The one she seen is one. She got shoes and that. Fake joint. I said, it ain't even one. Man. She was watching me, she hit me up there. She said, I see you in the 85's. See, I told you I don't see this. I'm not talking about you. He bought a motherfuckin' girl a little washin' and dry. Didn't he get in love on some hood shit? Washin' and dry? She ain't already in one? No, I ain't know that at the time. Yeah, he didn't even wash him. See, he started kicking when he bought the dryer, too. He shoulda did replace the washin' and dry. He found out cause he stank, though. No. She really don't. I was always wondering why she was always watching her clothes elsewhere. She had, like, a whip. No, she was fine. No, she was fine. She was like, you know how you been on fake time and she kinda showed, I was trying to look for her, but she had it on the wash machine. She was like, I can't believe this. I was like, what wrong? She was like, my wash machine went up. I was like, damn. So I ain't never offered to help her. Right then, I was just like, damn. You feel what I'm saying? That fucked up. I don't know the wash machine. She was like, I can't even help me by the wash machine. Oh my god, damn. So you bought the wash machine and the dryer, though. No, I was happy. The dryer worked. But she just wanted to upgrade her wash machine. But I was like, if you wash the machine and make it a little dry, you gonna eventually need a dryer. And you finna break that dry. He ain't fit out of clothes in that dryer, so you'll be just working on it. I thought you was about to say that it's cheaper than by the set, cause it is. It's just been like that and all. How long, you know? I'm gonna help you out. This is the spot on the back. You gotta be like, where's that? I don't want to be having this. I don't want to be having this. Had the wash and dryer taped together. Today only. When that beat done, you know, when that beat hit, he's like, I ain't letting it be a no that she up. Yo, she's still hanging. That shit all big. Old if you do that. This ain't how I thought it'd be. I bet you it's okay. For three months. This ain't beginning to all kind of get over that shit. When you give money, man, you ain't gotta go to a new high-end store. You can still go to Family Dollar. You can buy everything in that bitch. That's the definition. You need to buy the wash and dryer. I used to be in Family Dollar. I couldn't buy nothing. Now I'm not going to Family Dollar. What? No. She just feel good to know every hour I can get this shit. When was the last time you been in Family Dollar? I mean, yesterday. You trippin'. You only want all that shit in there. I just be buyin' dick hood. Family Dollar's the number one most robbed stuff. I mean, you gotta keep your shit on it. Just people stealing shit. No, robbing. Robbing for money? I mean, I see people stealing Family Dollar all the time. They ain't got too many workers. I just want one nigga in the back. Niggas take me in their life. That's how they make it? If you walk it by, I'm like, yeah, excuse me, bro. Yeah, a nigga stealing like a mom. Let me go on the other aisle before they think I'm with y'all. They make it so it's two people that worked up. Yeah. I see nigga open a pack of tank tops and take one out and put it back. I said, bro, you right. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. He took one tank top. He ain't gonna catch you, motherfucker. That nigga had a cold. I just need one. I'm like, take the other two, bro. Don't put them back. You want one? I do want one. Do y'all steal? Huh? No, I don't. I never steal. I never steal. I don't know. I don't think I might steal his highlighter, but you know I steal it. That's just because I'm used to having it smoking. You didn't even put a snick in your pocket? Huh? No. No. Hell, no. Hell, no. Well, I'm family, I ain't got nobody working in there. You can tell it. The people at the front know they're gonna be stealing. They're like, I'm not gonna stop you. I'm like, okay. I'm gonna take it. I might leave some shit at the bottom of the cart. Well, first of all, I'm gonna leave it at the bottom. If they say something, you got me. First of all, you're not a dollar shit. It ain't supposed to be your permanent shit anyway. What you mean, though? Yeah. The shit you buy from family dollars should not be the shit you use. All the time. If you buy some food from family dollars, you gotta eat that shit right there. Yeah, they do. They got a little meat and shit back there, but you got to put that shit straight in the up. It's so sad. Listen, listen, when you go in, it's to the room. In the back. With the dollar going through. With the dollar going through. No, they got food. They got food. Watch this shit. They said, snake at family dollars. Hold on, I ain't know nobody. Yeah, but you better put that bitch in the side, y'all gotta be trying to prank a nigga or something. They got food. They ain't eating whole meals at a family dollar. I don't know about no snakes, but you said snake at family dollars. Look, I know they got snacks. They got snacks. They said snake at family dollars for a dollar treat. Refrigerated frozen food. I don't remember this. They like three refrigerators. They ain't got no junk in Memphis. Don't get caught stealing out of family dollars in my neighborhood. They got a little grocery store section in Dollar Tree. I might not believe this shit. No cap. All the dollar stores got a little food section in that motherfucking nigga. They take EBT cars and all that shit. Because you know, some states they got the law where they can't buy high food. I used to go grocery shopping at a family dollar. It's different when you go to family dollar to get some. See how these shit didn't turn into economics. When you had to go there to actually get the food, though, my boy. I don't remember that. We used to come in the house with a family dollar bag. It's like they were groceries. Don't listen to this nigga, bro. He had a life like Forrest Gump. Don't listen to this nigga. Don't listen to this nigga. Don't listen to this nigga. I was like, damn, I was fucking up. Now people gonna be in the comments like, bro, they shit. All kinds of shit. I think this shit ain't starting cities. I'm like, bro, I'm gonna win them EBT. Man, speaking of them cities, man, let me see what all you got on the tour schedule. Where you going, gang? I got the whole schedule right here. I got the ticket links and everything. Talk to them, talk. Myrtle Beach, Charlotte, Raleigh, Greensboro, Phillip, D.C. Oh, I ain't never heard of this place. Mass Beth, New York, Boston. This is gonna be in Queens. Cincinnati, Cleveland, Louisville, Kentucky, Naptown, Detroit, Chicago. All through though. What's your favorite city to go to? I think that's the first lead. That's the first lead in my first shit, probably. I ain't really got no favorite. I live on the tickets, though. The tickets go crazy. The whole state got them. The ticket's gone. That's crazy. Congratulations on that shit. That tour life is different, man. Yeah, yeah. You got the set list together? I be changing that shit up every show. I ain't got no six shows. I swear to God, while I'm in the green room, I rearrange this shit before I go on the stage. So what's the plan behind that? I don't know. I just want to get different reactions of different songs. I just want to keep that shit fresh. Facts. Try and shit, yeah. You know you got a lot of shit when you can just switch it up every night. I got to see it. I ain't switching my shit up for this shit. I'm gonna get you to sing a little song. Ain't no switching up. That's what it is. What's your favorite song to perform? Like, you know for a fact, like, this one ain't gonna get you to cheer. This one ain't gonna get you out. Ain't no other song gonna get you out like this one? Really? All of them? You gonna see something, bro. I'll tell you. You gonna see something. You gonna be like, they ain't gonna see this shit too fast. For sure. Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena Man, nigga must have just bought that. That shit sound like a de-fact building, man. Hell yeah, Baltimore. That's on the avenue. Chesapeake Insurance What else is it? Arena. Chesapeake Insurance. I left the word out. They got three bins in one building. Buy one ticket. Buy two tickets. Chesapeake Insurance, why you at it? Y'all know they got the life insurance. Get a few tickets. And we gonna be selling hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs on the avenue. You dig it? You gonna get some? Hot dogs. Chesapeake Insurance Arena, Baltimore. Yes, sir. Baltimore. I know where I could go. And this shit won't happen. It won't be frowned upon. You gonna get celebrated. Now I'm featured on the flyers. You can see Lil Baby Friday and you can see John Morant Saturday. I was rapping NBA Youngboy. I told you. I know who these niggas listen to. That's why they move the way they move. LeBron, when he do his press conference and interviews, he more sophisticated. You know, he probably listen to just Jay-Z Noz. Fabulous. I give him GZ too. You know, the new amuse, they probably go back to the old amuse, but it still was like, they might talk that dope boy, but they still had an elegant whale throwing it on you. Yeah, business sense. Like they'll still get the money, but they was doing, you know, dirty shit. NBA Youngboy ain't no business. He killing Soons the beat drop. So John Morant don't care when, hey, yeah, I play cool in the press conference. John Morant, how you feel about, oh, yeah, yeah, I was wrong. Soons he got in his car. He cut that NBA Youngboy back on. Fuck him. And drunk him out. You gonna forget it. I get inspired when I see, like, people careers are actually taken off and I see the response. Like, when I see the video that's on your page and I see how the crowd be rockin' and you be out there poppin' your shit, how'd you be like, yeah. That's what that shit all about right there. Like, that's it, like, you feel what I'm sayin'? So you gotta keep that shit goin'. Fucked around and got the thinking about that shit. Now, I'm thinking about all the shit they really do sell at Family Dollar. I was just thinking about how most of that shit they sell in there. It's like, it's almost good shit. What you mean, almost? It do be good shit, love? Nah, it be right there. Like, the quality don't be that. Like, they'll sell you some speakers, but only one of them work. One of these don't be there. Yeah, like, just bitches. I had one of everything. Yeah. That shit be in the back. See, y'all don't know how family dollar work. They put one shit out like a display. And if you want, they gotta go to the back and get it. So when you go, so when people come in, they like, ah, man, they ain't got shit. Nah. Hey, what do you tie? What's it? Oh, we gotta go to the back and get it. Say no more. I want two of these. Hey, get a little cap gun. They in the back. I want three of these. Get a water gun. Family Dollar had all the water gun. The bazookas, the super socus. Tell you what. Y'all remember this shit, but I don't remember no food. You don't remember no food? See, you ain't go deep into it. You just went on the aisle that you wanted to go on. See, with me, I went on every aisle. You met them over at like Wal-Mart. I met them over at like Wal-Mart. I was like, okay, this on aisle number nine. All right. Before I just blew up our target, I was in Wal-Mart. I used the Family Dollar, I was in Wal-Mart. She Wal-Mart up, I used to line up up. I don't know. Wal-Mart since the late 80s. Early 80s, really. Yeah. See, Wal-Mart used to be that shit, bro. It used to be. I'm telling you. This ain't the golden age of Wal-Mart. They be outside the city. I'm talking about when motherfuckers act like the prices actually was like deals. Now it's like, you can't just expect Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart become crazy on some of the prices. They never used to do that. I remember everything in Wal-Mart was motherfucking right. It was like, nigga, the deals used to be so good that Wal-Mart people used to think you was lying. When you're telling them, like, I was at Wal-Mart the other day, I bought 50-pound socks for $7. Nigga, you bullshit. Nah, that was fast. I used to stay over there. Wal-Mart used to look out. Wal-Mart used to have some shit in the front that they knew everybody could afford. That's why they put that shit in the front. And they used to make sure that it was lying. Because they know you weren't gonna fuck with it at first, but the longer you stand in line, but the line moving around. Around the holiday, too. All holiday shit in the front. Run over there and get them motherfucking Cheetos right quick. For $8. Wal-Mart used to know how to market this shit. Wal-Mart with the first person out in there had secret shoppers. Secret shoppers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I'm like, you know what, let me put this shit down. I can't think about it. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, Nick, you trying to buy a fish, too? Get the fuck home, man. See, we used to wait for Black Friday weekend. When there was 100 motherfuckers in there. Mm-mm. Yeah, she gonna be taller, bro. Yeah, they couldn't even focus. All right. That shit gonna be gone. Yeah, it's gonna be gone, because they took it. This is not really what I'm talking about. I said, you know what, I'm gonna go over here and take a picture. Black Friday is a setup. Why these niggas don't want no ties? They want you to go shopping on Black Friday so you can come back shit that you already have. Yep, they do. It's only deals on shit that they know you already got. I feel like they call it Black Friday, because they don't even know Black people don't come out. They can't call it White Friday. You don't know why they call it Black Friday. That's the Friday that white people gum to the store and act like Black folks. You fighting and acting like a goddamn fool cussing each other out. Fighting all in the goddamn parking lot, knocking shit over. Total chaos. That's the only reason why? Black people show up at 9.30, 10 o'clock, bow all the shit they put back. Mm-hmm. Ain't nobody feeling to be standing in line for no fucking toaster. That layaway line be like hell, too. I ain't never been back there, bro. You ain't never been back there. The layaway line, what do you be like back there for? The layaway, that's what all people show up for. We don't lay a lot of shit. Ain't layaway and they ain't never want to go get it. You grew up with all the people, though. My grandma used to hash it on layaway. I hate that layaway shit. We gon' come back and get it. Win! Why we can't take it when you pay on it? Why we can't get it now? You son of a great boy. I'm like, the fuck? It's gon' be out of fat. They don't say any shit if you don't come back and get it. That's crazy. If I think about it, I think footlocking them used to do that shit. The layaway shit? The shoes on layaway. That's crazy. That's the grown folks version of saving up. Damn. I had Fila, 289 since she meet my boy. You used to wear Fila? No count. This your real big in the layaway? Yeah, that's what she want big in me for work. I'm telling what you ask. I'm telling what you ask. Fila, you used to have Fila. What? So check this out. Oh, damn to the fuck? They used to be the Fila. Erlang 90s, Memphis, nigga, water, hell I was Fila. You know Fila? See, y'all was born in the late 90s. Yeah. Erlang 90s, nigga, water, hell I was Fila. Memphis, bro. They weren't like high y'all was. What do you see, fraybo? I know. I know. I know. I don't really make the shit pop. I don't make the shit pop. Rebot class. Rebot nigga. You talking about two for 89, nigga? Then fuck with the soul. We talking about two for 59. I hate that shit. The souls you're going across the same. Two for 59. Then they came back the next summer with the three for 89. God damn. Lord have mercy. That was a triple sale. Hell yeah. Now you can get one pair for 29.99. The low top in the high, in the mids was 39.99. The souls, you get two for 59.99. Well, the three for the motherfucking 89. I'm talking about it. Niggas thought they was motherfucking rich that summer cash money came out with. Put them goddamn white T's and soldiers. They, man, nigga with hats, ain't it? I'm talking about some, some all brands. Niggas really thought they was rich during that time. Yeah, I had my white ones on in the daytime. Then I'm put the black ones on at night. And then they fucked the game up when they came hard with the icy white bottoms. They should have never did that. Man, you couldn't stop niggas from taking pictures like this with them goddamn icy white bottoms on. With the sharp goddamn bottom, clear. Man, hell no. Is he through? Man, niggas have a strange relationship with icy white bottom shoes. They don't matter what they are, nigga. Yeah. This dude. Tell me, I've been, I've been a laugh through a whole lot of nigga shit. Told you old nigga. Yeah, I'm glad to be old. You know how many niggas didn't make it? Sure. Shit. I'm supposed to be here. Don't care. Niggas want to be there, dad. Oh, hell yeah. That's why it'd be fun in jail to see all the people who don't know shit. It's like, oh, y'all young niggas got it. Oh, we had a time. Oh, your mama, ooh, boy. Your mama, I was this close to being your daddy. Your mama, your girl mama was never at home. I was fucking with your mama before the hood got to her. Just know that. Before the hood got to her. Ask about vanilla. Ask about vanilla. I remember when we was in 10th grade, your mama was pregnant with you and you got the nerve to be out here smoking a blunt. Look at you. Yeah. Yeah, I remember. I remember it was, see the pussy drought of my age was in the summer of 98. Your mongers pussy drought. Your mongers, and we came back because everybody was pregnant already. All the old niggas had fucked all the women that was my age. It was fucked up. I had to wait, I had to wait. Ooh, it was cold. High school was this. I'm telling you, high school was the strangest shit. I don't know why they put this. Look at you, dynamic of this shit. When you in the ninth grade, you too young to do shit. You go to school with niggas who's driving every day. Who picking your bitches up who ain't never rode in a car by themselves before. If you think about it, that ain't, that was really bad. Yeah. That was terrible. But that's high school. 19 picking this bitch up from the 10th grade. Ain't nobody gonna say nothing. Niggas, you off, you was a shoe in for this pussy. Now you are, it's just like all these niggas got jobs. You got lunch money. This is, this high school prepared you for real life, niggas. I'm glad I was fucked in high school. Yeah. I was fucked. So you was getting back. You was, everybody was. I was, but this one was a nice getting back because she was, she was, she was for us. So you, any pussy that you got in high school, you going to appreciate it? But it was often. It don't matter. That's why you thought it was a lot. It really was the same. Confused with same and a lot. But I can't, because if I'm fucking a lot. Nope, same pussy. I'm just fucking the same bitch. Yeah, exactly. A lot of people in high school won't get no pussy at all. See, that's why you win in comparison. I'm talking about zero, Gucci, zero. I'm fucking this bitch, everybody. That's why you don't need to see, when you in high school, pussy is like drugs. They don't tell you that, though. If you fuck, because a lot of people didn't make it in high school because they got strung out on pussy. No, you gone somewhere now. Where you going? Man, think all the people that you know that dropped out of school and didn't do nothing but fuck. Now they got six, seven, eight, nine kids. All they wanted to do was fuck. That's it. The Gucci Burr. Addicted. Strung out on the pussy. Man, that bitch got me fucked up. Man, I'm telling you me a little pussy, man. Give me a little pussy type, man. I think I got strung out. Some of this shit. Look how many of you guys done failed behind some pussy. Just a little piece of pussy. Man, that nigga used to be the nigga. What happened? Pussy. Pussy would get you every time. What if you fucking sang, Gucci? Nope. That's what I'm trying to get you to understand. Pussy just like cigarettes, just cause you love to the brand, don't mean that shit, go ahead with you. You gonna fuck with you. That a- Was that a bar? Yeah, I think I like it. Woo! That shit ain't home. It was. He payin' for pussy over there. I don't want you to feel victim to it. He payin' for pussy over there. You gotta have just enough pussy to get you through life. Sometimes you fuck around and get too much pussy. Right. Then that's when you start slippin'. I ain't gonna lie, I don't know. I'm telling you, I done seen niggas hit that wall where it's just like... Fuck it. You literally just to fuck through life and just be like, man, I don't give a fuck. You know how much pussy I used to get. Well, why your shoes don't match? Cause don't nobody care about me. You were hit an emotional wall. See, you still get young and enthusiastic when you think like puttin' the patches and band-aids and pussy or everything that hurt is gonna keep you at mornin'. You ain't do that. Pussy gon' betray you one day. Pussy just like, you ever seen a movie where they go check their account and they go check the safety deposit box and everything goin' back. What the fuck happened? Right. Pussy didn't got everything that you ever lived in the middle of the night. All your pussy accounts is closed. Keisha, hello? You married. Hello? Hello? This number is no longer in service. All your pussy accounts are closed. You don't know what happened. It's overnight. All everything's been hacked. Leonardo DiCaprio done stole all the pussy and gone. I done had one of them before. See? When you had to start them. Meltdown. I didn't have a meltdown. Total meltdown. Nope. Stuck, Marky Craig. I want to know. Let's go! You boys in. Outta here, buddy. See? What up through there? Until I found Mr. Moe. Don't do it. Measure that shit out. We gonna stop in here and get pushed out 15. See? So I been strung out. You been strung out? You never gave yourself a cheek. But it was the same. I was a young janky. But they call him the boy, young janky. It was the same pussy. You got your dick. See? That was a young janky. It's never the same. I get it. But when you get older, you realize I'll cook you the same for her. Shit. Nah. It's some pussy in there. And it's got another little thing in the bag that grabbed it. I don't know. Ain't a nigga know some of them pussy's got a gravel back there. It's a fucking thing. Man, you gon' be a squirter. You gon' get wet. It's gon' be hot. Or it's gon' be dry. It's whatever you want on the tug pole. Ain't no cooch, it gon' go out, be on the map, it's true. I ain't no, I ain't no, I ain't no, I ain't. Ain't no, I ain't no, I ain't no, I ain't no, I ain't none of that. That just, you hitting the wall, my boy. You just, eh. See? Eh, eh. You know, it ain't coochin'. Look! She's weanin'. She's weanin'. You better fall back off that pussy if you think all lovin' is the same. No, I ain't say all lovin' is the same. It's gon' be the follow on one of them plans. All right. Some of these pussy's don't even make a nigga act the same. Where gon' follow it? Nah, I'm sayin' what you say, all the cooch ain't the same. It definitely ain't the same. I'm sayin' it's gon' be a squirter. Some pussy, a nigga call you and say, All right. I got a flat. I'm on 285. And you would say, Man, don't call my phone with that goobad shit. All right, what, what? That's, I could, I could, I could. With a good pussy come. I got a flat. I know, I'm on the motherfuckin' lane. I seen you tap-wappin' when you was lit with the jack. Lock the door. That's a squirter. All right, cooch, I can't get you out in the bed. You know why that bitch got a washing machine? Why? It is because you was watching this show thinking, oh, they didn't finally put the shit back on YouTube. They was listening. We weren't. We weren't. It's on the app. It's on the app. The rest of this, listen. The rest of the audience was on the app. Whenever you get your suspicions- No, it's not. It's just available. Directly where they sell apps. Boy, they don't sell apps on Apple TV. It's weird. They don't fuck with us too, Apple TV. It's on the app. It is on the app. Put it on Roku. Don't say fuck nobody. No, I didn't say fuck nobody, I said put it. I thought we fucked with it. Oh, we do. I have full of Roku's. Oh. Roku's the most everywhere. Yeah. So, subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So, you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you gotta pay taxes. Yeah, so, you know, it's $8. You know, we getting them all type of content. You know what? We gonna tell them who you got your glasses from until they get on the app. I mean, hey, you gotta watch the app. The app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free. What about the years of freeness that we've already provided upon you? We gave this away for free for years. Let's move together $85 a year. Why would you let somebody come invest in the show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription? You don't ask them why you're buying their shit? So, don't ask us. We saw what you said in the comments. We saw it. We saw it. The good, the bad, and the ugly. So, you know what? We folding under this pressure. We hear you. We hear you. We win indeed. We'll just get the fuck on that y'all way. Just for an hour though. That's all you get is an hour. So, though, you can't complain about it. We're the rest of it. I think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see. We gotta hurry up. We should just put a whole bunch of ads in between. It's like long way in there. Like five minutes ahead. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Slow motion ads. Slowest doing now. Waste a motherfucking time. Yeah. Let's just go ahead and make sure. Channel 85.com. I want to make sure I read what they wrote. They wrote some shit out for us. These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences, but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What, you think we want to read this shit? So we can talk that shit, man. Ladies, don't you like it? That's right. On the app, uncensored, unfiltered, and edited. Can you believe that? I'm talking about what actual production in it. Jump cuts, clips, all types of exclusive shit that they don't even know that we did. They don't even know that we got a show where we be cooking like, exotic foods and shit. That's on the app. We got sports shows, talking shows, documentaries. Chico got a head right in class that he teach. Nobody passed it, because that's why the shit looked like this. But we're working on it, and you can see it on the app. They didn't even tell them about the tax course that we had uploaded on there. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. And a $5,000 on the app. And we got the arts in the end until the color purple up there. Oh, man. We got the raw dishes, all the uncut, all the bloopers. All right, it's on the app. So if you want to see some shit that you know they trying to have from them, go to the app. I'm leaving though. Channel 85.com, go get the app. You got an hour for free. We gave you what you wanted. Now give us some subscriptions to the app. 50, 899 with tax, $85 a year. Channel 85.com, 85 South Shore, get the app. Well, see, this is what they don't know. The app, really $3, but adjusted for inflation is eight, done, yeah. Well, low C, get the app, man. Stop bullshitting. We out of here, man. We're not about to keep working all this time for free. We not going on app media. We on your way to fly. On app.