 My first time ever playing this game, I've never played a game like this I hid my credit card, so don't expect me to buy any micro transactions or any of that bullshit I'm not buying a titty jiggle mechanic. I'm not buying a super mini skirt I don't know how old these characters are guys. I don't think I'm gonna play this game I think I'm gonna sit in this menu It's in English It's an Isekai How many Isekai's are there? I feel like I've been open to the floodgates of Isekai's Yo, does this take place in heaven your journey ends here? Hello Oh, the music is God's here But the game just started What the fuck holy mother of dick wait, what's going on? Oh select a twin their twins, okay? We're gonna pick the dude here. We go. What's his name? Oh, I get to name him. He's my pet If he's my pet, you know what I'm calling him. Here we go. Here we go Chantaro The bitch turning the Legos. I need this in an anime form That ain't gonna happen you ain't getting your sister back to the end of the game probably I don't know But I intend to fuck a you. I don't know guys. Are we doing English or Japanese? Oh my god, the graphics are insane bro. I might just sit on this beach. I want to swim Bro that water is beautiful. Tell me now guys Tell me not. Oh shit Yo, I could swim in this shit all day. This is nice How do I go faster to fuck swim bitch? Come on. There we go Bro, let's see if I can make it to that rock in time Then this is oh shit. I could climb he could climb but he he he drowns if I'm swimming for 20 seconds he drowns, but he could climb a fucking mountain, right? This is nice and laid back. You're right man Alex booty. Oh shit it fuck him up Yeah There we go Mushroom yo you can do shrooms in this game to this game is beautiful Why can't the world look like this? This music gets a W guys W in the chat for the music. Come on Look at this. Oh Yeah, she's cute like it a kid baby kind of way not like some predator type shit. I'm gonna kill it Raw meat a fresh chunk of meat eat your meat boys You can swim you sure you sure I can swim because last time I swam I drowned Okay, that's why I drown. Yo, come on swim before I die man damn This is beautiful thousand winds temple star snatch cliff. This is a beautiful map bro. This game is aesthetic. I Want to go over here zoom out on a map Wait, how far could you zoom? Holy shit the worlds as much as they may want it people in this world can never get a hold The powers as easily as you I think I know why this can't be good. Oh, I'm gonna pick the asshole choices Bro, I pissed her off She looks like she's better step on me. Maybe I want that to happen. Maybe I should keep pissing her off All right, so I I'm airbending Yo, I'm calling up the airbender people bro. We got to get the copyright going. I'm airbending over here unleash elemental burst Yo, I'm afraid of the water now. I'm gonna go kill that bird real quick I got a vandetta against these animals that bitch flew away I feel like I could just play this game and not even play it like I could just stand here It's just listen to this music Damn you have me looking up in my house. I Want to fuck this town up. Can I burn it down? Oh, no, no, I don't want to go. No, I want to fight them. Oh Shit, I should have be over here. I should have be over here, right? I should have be over here I'm taught the kind of yeah, I'm climbing this tree try to get me now Yeah, I'm body in them body Damn, she has big balls. It's a guy. No, it's not a guy. Don't be fucking with me I swear anime's turning me gay man every time it's every time. What do you mean? It's a dude That was a girl. She was wearing a skirt payment is emergency food. I'll keep that in mind, bro When I'm dying, I'll just make sure I eat her. I wish a girl would just jump out of the woods like that near me Rose it's payment wearing a diaper. You also she's a thousand girl get pants. Hello. I'm chocolate. Oh, the mascot Oh You know I'm pressing emergency food definitely switch to amber. Oh shit. You can just switch on the fly Oh, this is lit. Where the birds that if life was like this, I'd actually want to live. Oh Wait, there's a duck. Oh shit. Wait, wait a minute I could throw it down Pimen pimen pimen my bad my bad. Oh my god. I could throw a doll and they could abuse it She's a bomb dude. I wish I had one of those. I might just sit on this rock and leave you guys on the screen Look at this Look at this. Oh should we cook? Damn, what we cooking what we cooking steak or chicken guys? What we getting shake a chicken steak? Yeah steak, bro I'm a man. We doing steak. Oh Shit, I'm perfect on the first try Yo, this is like heaven for me Timmy Timmy's I want can I throw him off this fucking bridge? What are you doing? You're scaring the pigeons away. Yeah, they're already gone I killed two of them. There's not much I can do it. They'll be back Shit goodbye. What I'm telling mommy go tell your mommy I'm gonna go give him a bow. I'm gonna talk to him again. I feel bad. They'll be back They do come back usually but what happened if one day they leave and never come back again, just like daddy. Oh shit. Oh Shit bro, Timmy's dad went to the store to get milk and he never came back. Damn. I'm your daddy now Parsley hello rosemary. I'm about to take yo girl. Surely you have forgotten a snowy day and shit. Oh shit I was your wolf pop bro You were my board princess and I was your what kind of game is this y'all reading this y'all left some freaks Bro, man, if I turn around and I turn back. I'm they're gonna bend each other backwards See, I'll be a wolf pup Man, why can't New York look like this? I'd actually leave my house. I Have a present for you. What you got for me sticky honey roast. I don't want anything sticky from you I want to change her outfit y'all mentioning She's a bunny. She's okay. Yeah, you already got my mind my brain thinking yo, can I kill the dog? No, I don't want to kill the dog Look at the puppy Grace you could grace me. No, I don't want to hear about your prayers. Nah. Oh I started a conversation. No What I ask What are you giving me? Yo, I'm gonna commit. Oh shit. I can't say that. I try swimming now. You want me to fly That's beautiful now. I'm really chanted. Oh Y'all want him to destroy this town fucking burnt him into death. Oh There we go the story's over I'm gonna go play apex now Here we go first boss battle I can't believe what I'm looking at. I'm already fighting him. This is insane Then this dragon sucks. I'm shooting him in the asshole. Look at this This is why you don't fuck with Chantaro, bro Even in this game Chantaro does everything he does everything a demon slayer and he does everything in tension Is that a guy? It's a fucking guy. I already have an outfit It's the same shit. What the fuck is different the second is censored. I don't want the censored version I want to get banned Hello. Oh, look at that leg doing to me. I'm calling her mommy from now on You could be oh gosh, he's a librarian. No wonder why I'm in love already damn bro. I'm you know what man I'm just gonna stare at this green How y'all feel about that for the next hour. We're just gonna stay on the screen. Are you sweeties? Oh, she's calling me a sweetie. She's flirting with me already I Won't regret this conversation Bro look at look at the titty jiggles like the jiggle mechanics. That's crazy, bro She's standing still in that shit's bouncing Did they know what they were doing with this game? She's breathing Who the fuck breeze like this? There's no way man Yo, she is a male I Ain't saying goodbye. I'll keep this conversation going all night. I won't talk to anybody else. Y'all already sent me a fucking friend request Damn, I got friends already. Oh my god. Yo, what are y'all doing to me? What did I just do? What are y'all talking to do? I Got the master sword. Oh Shit, did I just spend money y'all make me spend money right now, bro I better not look at my fucking credit card and it says $60. I swear to God, bro I'll dox every single one of you. This is what y'all wanted me to do try. Oh, I try to character. Okay, I Got kaya too. What the fuck did I get these characters? Oh? You could like switch characters Mid-moving shit. I got Lisa What does Lisa do? Let's see. Oh shit She got a book. Oh, yeah, she's librarian. You could beat you could beat fucking beat their asses with a book Jing Jing Ling Hey Yeah, oh, I like her And Zuko over here Yeah, I like this group. Okay, I love him. Yeah, baby. I Love how you could switch characters like that. That's so sick What's that? That's her charge attack She laughs Bro, could I jump and die? I Want to see what happens. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Can I break this shit? Oh shit. It's like Pokemon. Wait Let's see if I can use my brain. Would that put the tree on fire? Oh Shit W. I did it Yeah, man. I'm learning. I tried to use my brain. I'm like she got fire so I could burn trees Yeah, I got a five-head bro. Look at that. Oh, he wants to put a shield up Get you a little ass all over here I never did that before. Okay Look at these stupid little fucks. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Oh fuck. I thought I killed him Yeah, big brain move big brain. Oh wait, I could fly now, bro. I swear to God if I fall on my death right now Yes, she is a librarian I'm gonna ask her Shut your fucking mouth. I'm asking Lisa. Not you Amber. I ain't trusting anyone with Amber after old Johnny Depp shit Bro, imagine your mom made you God win your God and a win. I Don't want to talk to you. Where's Lisa? Yo, the music what y'all hear this character archive. There we go. Oh Shit, what are y'all doing to me? This is why you want me to come here. Who's this? Is this one Goku? All right, we're gonna go through each character. Yeah Yeah Hello She could no wing Talk do something. Oh shit. She got COVID Damn, bro. She better get canceled. She took oh shit. You can keep stretching. Yo, I saw that you saw that twirl Look look look look look twirl Yo Who designed these characters? Is this a guy? It's a Shanhee. I Swear to God, bro. If this is a guy, I guess I'm gay Come at Kamisato Look at those black gloves. What the fuck you pull that from Boba T Hello yelling. I'll make you yell Did he just shit Tomo oh, she's cute. Oh, it's coco coco. Go me. I wish I was that fish who she raiden Y'all y'all told me about raiden y'all like raiden. Damn. She got electric like raiden from Mortal Kombat Hell, yeah, raiden you can shock me Kazua, this guy looks like a basic anime character. You're boring. You are boring. You're boring Hello, she's 17. I don't fucking my supposed to know damn. She dart. This is the emo you anime girl Yo, you hear this music How many characters are there who the fuck reads that clothes? Bro next time someone talks to me. I'm just gonna make sounds Damn Rosalia. Oh my god. Oh, she's I think she has my favorite design guys. I don't give a fuck if she's nerf. I'm nerf her Was that sperm cell? It's a ghost Oh Yo, she's the only one that talks everyone else like meh Yeah, yo all the girls probably orgasm over this guy definitely Tartaglia, I don't like that name. This guy looks like a prick This guy's boring. This is what all the girls like boring Zinyan Yo, Zhong Li Albedo Another boring one ganyu. Hello ganyu. Nah, she's like two No, don't bend like that. Nah. Nah. What is the chick killed the children section? I'm afraid to look at this. She's dirty. Nah, she ain't dirty. She dirty. Stop it. Hello, venti Sexy kicking What are you doing? Oh My god, I was about to get banned Mona Lisa. You can turn my clock Venti's a guy and then don't just ain't a fucking guy. Oh wait, it is Maybe if he had a voice, I know Damn, he's good with his hands. Oh shit. She has glasses Deluxe damn Oh, I want him her it. Oh Stop it stop with those noises Bennett such a boring Fish fishel You can swim in my ocean. Look at that outfit. God dude guide. I wish I was that pipe Lisa Oh, we're staying right here. We're staying right here. Oh that noise No, no, no, no Hello bidu you could bidu me kaya. We already saw you shut up. All right guys. I think I have my favorite Yeah, I like dillik. Yep. Yep. I can't wait. Oh, look, I'm touching grass Nick touch grass. Look, I'm touching it right now. You don't got to go outside to touch grass guys Shit, leave me alone Y'all side character villains man. You just you you're asking to die. Oh My god, leave me alone. You know what? You know what? You know what y'all ask for it you want to fuck with me you get the bomb and look at all these friends, bro Where were all you people when I was in high school? What the fuck? I would never got bullied you can enter and take my fish I don't want your fish The fuck is that Nick? Can I add you you could add me? I ain't go add you back though Bro these villains remind me of breath of the wild villains hold attack. Oh shit. I even hold it yet Whoo, that's that's some Zelda shit. You know it smash bros is hi, ah, bro. It's like they're just waiting to die What's wrong with is everyone suicidal in this fucking game? Here we go. Here we go. Ready ww w Skyrider sword now Lisa go ride me. Oh, I could set my birthday and everything Y'all is what birthday are we doing 69? I saw 69 six nine as Lisa's birthday If it wasn't I'd make it her birthday. Yeah, I've never really played RPGs. This is literally like one of my first Which is crazy, I know I mean I played like Mario RPG and all that shit This this was on top of my list persona five was on top of my list How bad did I do today y'all How bad did I do on one to ten? How bad? No, I didn't do good, bro Don't guess like me. I did bad a two one out of ten, bro. I see that. Yeah two out of ten, bro. Hell, yeah This is my first game like this, this is crazy man crazy