 Man these niggas ain't been to a championship game in 27 years Them niggas ain't even to a championship game in 27 years. Them niggas ain't shit They ain't even been to a NFC championship game in 27 years All I'm saying is if y'all niggas lose the Brock Purdy Y'all so fucking bombs Y'all niggas better not lose the Brock Purdy And I bet on Brock Purdy because I could not bet with the fucking Cowboys Give me another bet real quick man ride with Purdy nigga for the game. Come on total pass is thrown by players Chats Caffery score touchdown Well, I don't see that It just ain't playing a score at the score of two touchdowns a player to score at least three touchdowns Where's to OTD score? McCaffrey or George Kittle McCaffrey the whole chat saying McCaffrey. Yeah, y'all better McCaffrey I'm going with George Kittle. I won't with George Kittle, baby George Kittle the score touchdown. I bet 350 on it the win to win eight something Fuck y'all talking about. I ain't doing what everybody think I should do. I go against the grain, baby McCaffrey McCaffrey McCaffrey no, I'm going with George Kittle Me if y'all think of McCaffrey McCaffrey McCaffrey, then the guess who else should be thinking that The fucking Dallas Cowboys if y'all motherfuckers think McCaffrey McCaffrey McCaffrey He gonna score then the motherfuckers the Dallas Cowboys should be taking that tour. They some dumb motherfuckers We are damn. I should have picked McCaffrey. We already know they some dumb motherfuckers I should have picked McCaffrey picking George Kittle the night nigga. I already got him Yeah, he said Gil like me don't believe him for yeah, I got I got I got a hard problem and believe in niggas, man Niggas will set you up. Oh man start the fucking game. What's on this joint start, man? Come on, baby. Look at this nigga, Brock Purdy. He better not send this nigga to To play against us Fucking Brock Purdy So it brought Purdy coming back as they started next year all over Purdy. Yes, all over Purdy, man Let's see what Dallas about to do Dallas got holding already more man These bum ass cowboy niggas out there man. I like the job. You know me and I lose the game. It's going to be good on this game Who to change? We all got the niners of the Cowboys tonight in the chat Who is your most more Niner fans of Cowboy fans? Look like it's more cat Niners fans right now, but just as many Niner fans as cowboy fans fucking cowboy fans trying to hold on They try to hold on Said it was more Niner fans a nigga said Same nigga typing back to back See it goes on me having this problem. We can come right out get to work It's already seven on the board. Come on. Come on get to work He ran back into the coverage. Don't go against the niners. God voice second half team. We got this Both teams Are you going for it? Yeah, you know I'm going for a nigga the niners. I Never fucking reason for the Cowboys Fake-ass fans out there. Most of you niggas ain't it maybe so I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan nigga You never even been a Dallas Fuck you talking about You was growing up as a kid Dallas Cowboys games and ain't come on your TV dog You from Pittsburgh dog Pittsburgh games came on how you Dallas Cowboys then they always say some dumb shit I don't know if it's my dad was a Dallas Cowboys fan, man You what the fuck they got to do it, too? My dad like Tony door set back in the day all this dumb shit I'm a dad at like Tom Landry. So Shut up While it was a starting running back at Dallas at the pink palace jail Dallas penitentiary He was a starting running back His name is a freaky Elliott. That was one. Yeah. He's a change his name. Hey, yeah Yeah, I mean One year. Maybe one MVP was Eric Dickerson. I was that was a G ran for the moves yards and it's Eric Dickerson Let's go Cowboys Let's use the front bright birdie do I only believe in this nigga. I just couldn't go against Come with the cowboys Are they hitting out there though? All they're hitting out there though the board this double Divo and that other boy was just in a car crash What the Lawrence all damaged me Damn, baby, you got that tender knee You know what your knees get tender. He's over man Lawrence got that tender knee man. I got Jewish kid. I want to fucking touch now, man Pretty ain't got a motherfucking arm man. I thought that nigga was trying to feel good I'll say fuck you about the kicker 80 yarder. I'll fucking pronounce that nigga Yeah, nigga be on point. We keep picking my wife up nigga. Yeah, nigga Pick my mom pick the queen up nigga Let me tell you something try that motherfucker here right to me like like like Motherfucking Michelle Obama nigga. Yeah, man Don't don't don't go over 65 miles an hour nigga. Make sure she's sitting in the back Fuck wrong Make sure my woman sit in the back nigga, you over the night That ain't you nigga. That's a fucking and you you'll fucking over the night be like to be like miss. That's here I'm over here miss. That's here read my mom fucking baby miss. That's here. I'm over here Damn Madam niggas look like they got 11 niggas. I mean 13 niggas on the field man I ain't gonna lie. My niggas defensive like they just had 13 niggas on the field, man I'm gonna lie man. The 49ers like they got more niggas on the field or something Look, I was gonna bet on that motherfucker throwing the interception man. That press got a shit He's a fucking bomb Oh Playing 15 just don't let shit up the kiddler man for the touchdown That nigga got a first down to didn't he use the shit out of him, too Come on, dawg. I need kiddo. I need kiddo to get this touchdown, baby Come on, baby start my bets off right baby with Georgie Port you kiss the pie kiss the bitches made him cry We add come on Georgie. Oh No, I don't I don't need McAfrey come on McSlam McAfrey on his biscuit man. Come on man slam him on his biscuit What is you doing birdie? And he chopped birdie in the neck. I'm big fella get up big fella He cramping already Chicken wings big fella. I know he's supposed to be in salads eating chicken wings last night That's why you cramping big fella Yeah, no gatorade of nothing chicken wings and fucking Pepsi's Of course, y'all get cramping nigga Let's go to the conference to finals, right? Nigga eat chicken wings last night. He won them big niggas. Look at he had a Coke zero He thought that mattered. No, nigga. He ate 42 chicken wings, nigga. Look at that's why you're limping You're gonna take a your body 42 chicken wings proud horrible to Coke zero Look at my huh? Oh Oh That's his tender man. Just throw that shit to start um kiddos, man You gotta talk this shit into existence. Come on, Georgie pulled you kiss the pie kiss the bitches made him cry. Let's go, baby Let's go Georgie poji. Why is they circling him? Oh, no, no slam Purdy on his biscuit. Come on Purdy You ain't no fucking runner You let big-ass number 95 catch you you the biggest nigga on the field man You didn't even try just dumb shit. I think I caught by the biggest nigga on the field, man Come on, man. You're fucking pump. I Can't do one thing though. This old motherfucker Robbie gold That nigga legs 30 shit man. I think I've been kicking forever man. Look at this shit right down the middle, man Robbie gold like 111 years old man. Oh, you know, he was kicking with um Steve Young was there Yeah Why you like y'all see the thumbnail? What's up y'all? That nigga been that nigga been kicking for ever man I can't believe that nigga been making field goals this long Mattress Matt back two million dollars on the 40 on the Cowboys didn't he? You know, they saw a lot of mattresses get that fucking money back I just want to see these niggas faces when he lose man. Like y'all off to a nigga named Brock Purdy dog I'm on turban. Sit your dumb ass down, man Niggas ran to the 26 yard line. I got up doing all this. What you doing, bro? Got one yard past the line of scrimmage man. Did you dumb ass down for me, man? You ran it back to the 50 or something Okay But you don't realize it's right That press got is the black Tony Roma. They both gone through for shit load of yards a year They might even make it to the playoffs have a great record But when they count them niggas ain't shit niggas ain't shit man Little yard day. Yeah, they both at the top of the league Hey, 48 hundred forty six hundred forty nine hundred Soon as his time loose Because ain't shit man I'll fuck you America's team. You ain't been to a conference championship game in 27 years, man How the fuck you America's team what fucking America we talking about man pictures been out here pictures don't want more motherfucking Super Bowls But y'all my fuck America's team y'all ain't one shit So they took that cocaine out of the league them niggas couldn't win that man since they started drug testing heavy on that cocaine Mixing one shit man No, they got some good shit coming right over from Mexico You hear me right there, Texas that border. Oh boy Fuck you think them players used to have that motherfucking Eagle Hawk vision It was all cooked up you ball motherfucking look this big when it's coming to you Anything just was amplified by ten off that. Yeah, you know boy Fuck you think only listen man all the drugs they got now. Oh You're hurting you get a little shot the pain go away back then that was cocaine, bro They have all them joints man They have all them drugs back then That was cocaine man. I said something. It's just not a ball at half-time man I want to make it please with a giant so why I'm back up man. No, nigga. You're right, man I ain't about to scream out of names. You're screaming out niggas names man. I know what I'm talking about man I ain't screaming out of nigga Daniel Rack man Back the old thing cuz it on the live stream you're screaming out nigga name and you're ratting man You're the one of my camera many fucking rat. I know I'm talking about nigga You screaming it all out the back. I ain't putting the man business out there I'm just saying he did a ball at half-time These niggas ain't one to a conference championship game in 27 years man. That's fucked up man like How the fuck like how the fuck you proud to be a Dallas fucking fan? And like them niggas ain't one half you niggas lives Like young niggas ain't one shit like First of all, y'all got most of the motherfuckers Super Bowls when they were six teams Niggas fuckers y'all talking about It was like the Jets the Colts the motherfuckin Philadelphia warriors Y'all was playing motherfuckers ain't in here no more was only six teams man That's why I'm gonna keep it all the way real a lot of them boss old-ass boss of Celtics championships. They don't count man Man, y'all was five teams man. You niggas ganged up one will Put willed around four fucking bums Y'all got all the motherfuckin ballers in Boston got willed around four motherfuckin bums They you know, they said will of how you gonna put will around four white boys that can't shoot That's the specialty Like you said will to fucked up put will around four white boys that couldn't shoot like That's like putting Put some niggas on your team that can't handle the ball and can't motherfuckin Can't jump I like For You got a basic game, bro, okay that you fuck willed over man Resident piece to build Russell's man, but he really wasn't fucking with willed man. He wasn't man Will over bill for short man will with Come on, dog will was that milk will score the hundred points in one game dog fuckers y'all talking about Imagine a niggas going a hundred points You you niggas right now couldn't score a hundred points against some fucking eighth graders fuckers be talking about like Stop fucking talking about it. Don't compare with will school the hundred points on grown-ass men Think about that You niggas couldn't score a hundred points against eight breeders right now Will school the hundred points on grown-ass men. I won't hear that shit And will fuck 20,000 bitches Only none of that shit y'all talking man. Some of you niggas ain't hit 20 bitches Will fuck all y'all grandmoms if you live in Philadelphia area will fuck your grandma for sure He beat the shit out your grandma Barbecue big the leader down spree to down the jacket leader didn't evacuate it. Yeah, me He killed your grandma. Yo, dog. I'm waiting on her to say she down there niggas. Oh, no Send me a sketch. Yeah, just know that dog. If your grandma lived in the Philadelphia area We'll spike your grandma man. Fuck the love offer, man Bro, you know most of them 20,000 chicks came from Philly, man Kev, you know, just because your white boy don't think your grandma is exempt man He might have beat your grandma to you know Oh Here white women one of them ballplayers bastard I know you don't want to think about it, but don't think will just barbecue big 20 black 20,000 black women. No They said we'll say, you know, you know, wrong with a little snow in the forecast. Yeah, me They said they said they said will did not mind a little snow in the forecast man He wasn't discriminating. I just imagined that you score a hundred points in one game, you know, I mean my fucking bitches won't suck your dick Damn, like they like we went to the game last night. Yeah, we're having will had a hundred Oh cowboy scored. No, they didn't They almost scored the Alice about to go up Cowboys up. Oh Niners What's up, dog? What's up on your head? Oh, they block this shit. Oh, man. He blocked this shit Right The big motherfucking field Everybody You mean tell me you fucked that up? Oh, no. Who's fucked up, man? We gon' fuck. We gon' call your HRSA Walker when we get done with you, nigga. Your Walker's gon' be fucked up, buddy. You need to cut that nigga back. What the fuck is he doing, man? Yo, what is this new shit they got around their neck, man? Oh, goodness, bro. Hey, let me just tell you something. Brock Purdy looked like he was drafted 711. See what I'm talking about? This fake-ass Nick Foles. This nigga ain't Nick Foles, man. They thought this nigga was gon' come in all on a Nick Foles tip and ride him to the Super Bowl. Sit your dumb ass down, Brock Purdy. Your brother-in-law still just gon' be a fuckin' linebacker. And you miss Kittle, wide open with your stupid ass. You see, Kittle was wide open. I need Kittle on the fuckin' touchdown, man. Yeah, they locked his ass up to D. Will Samuels. They locked him to fuck up. Look at him. They gon' lie to a big fella came to play 95. Hankins. Big motherfucker came to play with that. What's up, not? Yeah, I'm on a live stream right now. He got the first down, though. He set McCaffrey up. They hit the shit out of McCaffrey. They got Parsons playing in the middle linebacker role. They ain't used to playing there. Y'all is gon' lose. They tryin' some new dumb shit. Try that shit against us. I bet you... I bet you... See, we had already been up 28 to 6, man. They got Brock Purdy doin' all basic shit, man. Screenplay, quick pass to the bar receiver. Man, you ain't gon' beat us with that shit. You ain't gon' beat no real team with that shit, man. We throw that shit downfield, man. Like... What the fuck is you doin', bro? Look what they got Michael Parsons playing. Look at it. Why we ever be there? And he got a flag, yeah. And Blaine got a flag. Yeah. Dumb shit, for no reason. Look at it. Dumb ass. Go right back at him. George Kittle. I need a touchdown, don't I? They killed that nigga. Look at it. Dallas hittin' the day, though. I ain't gon' lie, though. Van Dash. This bull was in, like, four car crashes. Come on, Purdy. What you lookin' at, bro? Keep throwin' on him, man. Purdy ain't shit, man. He ain't shit, man. He gon' stick to the run game. I agree. Every time I ask him, I'm gonna mute them. At least start. Come on, man, with all these commercials, man. I don't need the 49ers to score a touchdown, man. Or I'ma lose, right? None of my best-lookin' good, this thing. Kittle, any time, is always a play. What about any of my other bests? Oh, yeah, I'll take them all fuckin' over. How many yards he got? Twenty. How many yards he gotta get? So they get a touchdown right here. I got a bunch of... 56. You need 55 more? He just picked up 17. Yeah, he just picked up 17. He's had 30 something. Come on, man. Goddamn. Go for it, shit. Stop being a fuckin' pussy, man. Nick Serriani with a number. Nick Serriani with a number, then the bitch has shit like that, man. A fuckin' coach ain't got no nuts, man. Low-ass nuts, man. You gotta be big cahooners to win this shit, man. A coach got bitch nuts, man. You know what I mean? He got beans, man. A coach got some bitch nuts, man. I bet you he got all the dollars, man. So ain't me got chick nuts, man. I bet you. Nick got five dollars, man. Can't produce a boy, man. Beans, man. You never thought about that, did you? You never knew a n... I know a nigga who got seven dollars. You got bitch nuts, bro. You just ain't got it in you, man. To produce a little nigga, man. So I need them all fuckin'... How many points? I need them to win by two and a half. So I need another field goal by San Francisco. Before the half. And I win my ticket. Who was here in San Francisco, man? I knew that I couldn't count on a nigga purdy, man. Fuck, I bet with that boy, man. I should've just not bet tonight. Cause I know I can't count on a nigga named Brock Purdy, man. It's a fuckin' bump, man. Niggas was drafted the last pick of the draft. I went to 689 pick of that... It was a bump, man. I'm scared of number nine, though. I ain't gonna lie. Number nine be gettin' busy. And what this nigga Green Law just did for no reason. Look at your stupid ass. He dumb as a bitch. He dumb as shit. What the fuck you do that for with your dumb ass, man? Yeah, but he a dickhead. Look at him. Ooh, I'm stronger than everybody. Ooh. Ooh, I'm tough. I got a big arm brace on. Ooh. He's a fuckin' dickhead, man. Fuck what you do that for? Come on, man. Make a fuckin' play. I'll be playin' like shit. Come on, man. Green Law, the reason why y'all even fucked down it. Look at this dumb ass. Damn, y'all didn't feel comfortable puttin' your bum ass in there. Y'all didn't feel comfortable puttin' your bum ass in there to kick the ball. It took it to the two minutes. You think they gonna let you kick it? Huh? Yeah, I think he's good. He's good for both of us. Yeah. He can't shoot you for five feet, but he ain't shootin' from the top of the roof. Yeah, I don't need that shit. They don't need a sniper ability, but just up close he can go. Wait, what? I need that as the punk right here. Go for it and go for it. 49 is the kid. Three first downs, two first downs. Offin' into the existence, baby. Bobby fuckin' told another ass. They won't even let these niggas kick the ball. Come on, bro, we need to stop right here. If we get to stop right here, I can win my ticket, man. They goin' to C.D. Lamb on a slam. They goin' to C.D. Lamb. Aw, shit. They got Paula crawlin' like a dog on a ground. Oh, motherfucker. Oh, that motherfucker ankle tender. He turned that nigga ankle into chicken tenders. Shit. He turned the nigga ankle into chicken tenders, man. Fuck Paula, dawg. Look at that nigga like this. I've done that a few times. Basketball with motherfucker turn. Oh, that. My shit hurt for him. My shit's starting to swell up right now. Just lookin' at his shit. That nigga shit tender. He's done for the day. Ain't no come back. I don't give a fuck how much tape they put on that puppy. That puppy's done. Fuck type of tape. They got back that motherfucker. Bone tape. They got tapes to add to give you more porn when you shit. That nigga's shit done. They double get well soon, Tony Pony. You dick is a shit. These dick is a shit, dawg. Man, just got his whole ankle broke the fuck up, man. Y'all want him to double get better, Tony Pony. Told you he going straight in the tent. Told you he's going to be ginger. Yes, yes. Inception. Yes, run. Yes. Yes, we got an interception. Yes, yes. Please get a fuckin' feel-go out of this. Please. I just need a fuckin' feel-go when I wear one of my tickets. Look, that's a fuckin' bum. That is a fuckin' bum. Why does nigga CD Lamb had to beat it up? How far he returned that shit? Where that shit at? I'm saddened. Y'all know I'm just bed with the 49ers tonight, nigga. Because I got my buddy on the fucking tub next week, nigga. You be barbecue baked. I need them to win this halftime motherfucker school by more than two and a half so I can win this ticket, man. I need a motherfucker feel-go, man. Come on, man. Let's bring some good energy to this drink so they can get a feel-go, man. Let's bring some energy so they can get a feel-go out of this drink, man. Minute and 15 seconds left. They're at the 33. Come on, man. Two first downs, man. See, Dallas right now is going to be trying to not let them score, so they're going to be playing in the bootleg-ass pre-fan defense, and they should be going to get off about two first downs. They get two first downs off. They should be in feel-go range, baby. And then it's going to come down to the motherfuckin' Robbie Gold, old ass. He fuckin' around. Missed that one because I needed it, old motherfucker. Robbie won them niggas. Robbie won them old selfish-ass niggas. Know you need it. He missed it. Rotten-ass nigga. I think Steve Young fucked him up. Steve Young's around. He got a lot of road on him one time. He missed some shit. I ain't sure, man. Aw, man, these niggas are the fuckers. These motherfuckers. What the fuck is this nigga? Kyle Chanahan doing, man. The fuck did he do? Man, that was the dumbest coaching shit I ever seen in my life, man. You seen that shit, man? Just let the clock run down for no motherfuckin' reason, man. I told you, look, the Gopala right there, Tal over his head. Tutsi's fucked up. Damn, man. Man, these niggas ain't shit. They motherfuckin' coach gonna get crucified. They don't get some points out of this shit. Like, bro, fuck what you doin', bro? Give us the Niners, man. Them niggas not playin' the win, man. Them niggas playin' out the lose, man. Give us them niggas, man. Fuck that. Fuck type of time, you know what I mean? This nigga Purdy is fuckin' crazy, man. This motherfucker's retarded. Why's this nigga missed right here? Why's this rotten motherfucker missed, man? Why's this rotten motherfucker missed this nigga? Just because I need this motherfucker to hit for my motherfuckin' point. Why's this motherfucker missed? Then I called it. I called it, didn't I? No, I'm just sayin'. He ain't kicked yet, but I'm sayin'. I called it, though, didn't I? I said, I need all this to happen, and then I said this nigga fuckin' round ain't gonna miss. Robby, old-ass leg. He one of the niggas that be smart, man. Come on, Robby. I believe Robby. Oh, the wind out there blowin', look at the motherfuckin' gold post-shakin'. Oh, shit. I believe Robby. Robby! Robby! Robby! You a real nigga, Robby, man. Yeah, me. Fuckin' Robby. A lot of Robby's I grew up with wasn't shitty, but that's why I ain't had no faith in you, Robby. I ain't gon' lie. But you a real motherfuckin' nigga, man. So fuck, I'm from Robby. Won my motherfuckin' ticket, baby. How much I hit for? How much I win? 915, 915 dollars. That's one of my motherfuckin' debts. Yeah. All right, come on, man. I'll come back after this puppy over with. Yeah, we be back to see the cowboys lose. Right? Just sayin', boy. Dallas, y'all niggas got one half. Y'all niggas got one half to get y'all shit together. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, I'ma talk so much shit. Yeah, you niggas got one half to get y'all shit together. One half. Let's go. They got one half to get they shit together. Well, I can't wait to post a video coming at you niggas. I'm dyin'. Dang. They on Chris got ass. I'm gonna ask you where that track should go. There's only two of us. Yeah, we're gonna be watching that separately. First of all, Jimmy, when we're gonna try to get it. Post up, trying to take advantage of his aggressiveness off the edge. Speed up, Ched, the cowboys are gonna go fast. Sam, this is where we're gonna just sit there and throw it down. So now, it's on me. On the snack they bail, you see green law. You got all the way off around the edge of the line. We'll pick it up so you get the idea to the flat. We'll tap on it to get a look at the tracks, but we're actually at sea land on this left-hand side. If you have a shot, just put it on it. Put it on for the first time. Hang it there through a short climber and get it on the flat. And it loops. The one like that was a comfort. He chose to punch the leg. Initially, after a lot of kick, I realized that was prayer. Yeah. I'm really happy as shit. Look at him. So anyway, I think we're going to check the sweeps. We're trying to get into the slot a couple of times on some quick game. It's just a matter of time before it breaks, but as we set to start this half, this game's going to come back. It's going to see a full-way pen for leaders as well as for a 10-yard game. And it is first and goal. It's just real physical. Nice shot here. I don't know what he thought of me. It's Jimmy Bortle. And it's just a nice, visible run. Come on, y'all. Let's get a stop right here. Come on, y'all. Let's get a stop right here. Setting up. Yo, they setting this nigga out, dawg. Oh, shit. This nigga confidence. Nigga confidence is fucking done. He praying that every God on planet Earth that ever was, that anybody ever believed in, that he'd make this shit. Oh, that shit right down the middle. That nigga sat on the sideline. He did it. Islamic prayer. It's all fucking through this joint. He did it. That nigga was over there. Yeah, they believe, the nigga said, nigga said they believe in the field they're going to kick them more than that now. They didn't go for it. I can't even. Oh, my picture was there with Cisco. The nigga said he had the ball yet. What I need. 10 more yards from CD lamb. Debo on me. Samuel. So I need my calf, right? It's a break. I need my calf for you to bust. One or two big runs. I need George Kittle to score a touchdown. And I need Debo Samuels to hit. 11 yards. The overticket, that's nothing. It ain't going over. Unless these niggas have to shoot out in the last and the fourth quarter. Oh, that's beautiful. I'm going to miss that one too. But get on the board and get good feelings going for my ties to game. And we'll keep it off here. Oh, he's going. He's going. He's going. He's going. We'll move that back there. He responds and gets sets his teeth up. He goes. Still there. This is something how shadowy and kind of came to that coming into the game. He said, you know, these last six weeks with her, you get so aggressive. We have not been afraid to let him let it rip. Make the passing game. He can come in tonight. He might be a little bit more traditional style. A little bit more grounded pound. So far, to this point, I really got much result at some point. It's gotten them here in the passing game, right? They trust me, bro. I heard you. It's not. If you hear the second half, they got a lead. Whatever, pull in. Same deal. But this gala's defense just comes out anyway. They put their film on. In this case, Marcus Lawrence, defensive lining. Like the Parsons, of course. Most of these staff, they have four safeties on the field. They have a hybrid line-maker in this. They have some close players, some dynamic fans. We got ourselves a few of them, too. He's really good at his match-up. So far, he looks great. It ends here. Incomplete. God, it looks like he made all the safety blitz. And after the big kick return, gala's hit off the field right away. We have both these defenses that have been put in some bad spots and they've early responded. Whether it's holding it forward to field goal or, in this case, birdie looking like the 700, like the 711 pick of the draft now. The long way to go. Sooner or later, we all tie up a nine and just put measure on that. Come to turn of tax. And? We at, woman. We'll do your taxes. How long you been in it? So you can do into a turn of tax. 100 years. What's on my side? My network has gone half-tort. You tried to save a blackout. 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They're both on the sidelines, so when you get your first play, you take a shot. You go 1 on 1. The next player, you go for the 3. He falls a little under thrown. That's what gets the unbelievable door Oh That was about to be talking shit though, let's see if the Dallas fans talking shit Look up The mix of it's all his shit Oh, Zeke Lips look like he smoked them all fucking. Them all fucking green swishers sweets, man. Zeke Lips black as shit, man. He definitely smoked them green swishers sweets, man. Oh, them all fucking ankle with me fucked up, Tony. Come on, man, we need a motherfucking, we need a fucking plate. How do you see the lamb to catch something, don't I? I'll give you a deep, I'll send you. I'll keep getting them two niggas mixed up. I don't even bet on them motherfucking Dallas. I don't even know if they face these niggas lose. They're going to be so motherfucking salty. But I don't see Brock Bernie doing it. He like a bum. We're going to kill them niggas. We're killing 49ers. And Dallas. Bengals beat the shit out of the Buffalo. That's my, that's my thoughts. Bengals beat the shit out of Buffalo. Fuck them over. Joe a bad motherfucker. Joe gonna fuck around a little to the bowl again. Joe won't last year, right? And lost it. Come on, come on, D-bo. You're supposed to be a bully and all that. Let's go D-bo. They fucking, they fucking slam McCaffrey on his fucking biscuit just now. They is not playing with that nigga, man. They slam McCaffrey right on his fucking biscuit. I need a long run from McCaffrey. Dallas ain't going for that shit today. He go, yeah, kill him. They're killing Dallas on the run now. They're killing him. They won't even let Purdy throw the motherfucker. Purdy damn that cool interception. He dropped that shit, digs just flat out and dropped that shit right in his hands. Oh, right in his hands. Right in his hands. Oh shit, oh shit. Come on, baby. George kill him. That's Rusty. That's his parking. That's why I said I was going to get you another one. That's why. So you think you're vibrate? Are you sure you're going to have another one, too? Great, great. You think you're going to use my stuff? You can use my stuff, too. Oh man, I need George's killer to score a touchdown. That's what you bet on? What's up, nigga? That's Bob. You can sit down, nigga. When it's still, let's play. Oh, my fault. The nigga's home. The nigga's home, mom. You'll see us next week. Maybe it's Cowboys. You'll see us next week. Yeah, I'll play you. I'll play you. What the fuck you mean? Cowboys is about to lose this. What the fuck you talking about? Cowboys don't dust us off. That's what you open on? No. Because your team home? Your team. That nigga's got nine points. The niggas ain't shit. That crust guy, they ain't shit. Fuckin' Black Tony real money. Calfrey with the touchdown. Calfrey. I picked an extra cover. You picked an extra cover? I picked the Niner's Money line, nigga. Niner's Money line and C.D. Lamb. No Devo. He's saying C.D. Lamb, man. Devo Samuel's gotta have. He's gotta be. He need another fucking lot of yards, man. Come on, Jay Rice. That dumbass chain. Are you too old for that shit, Jay? Bring that shit to Philly, Jay. We're gonna roll it on you right in the stands. We don't give a fuck about none of that. We love Mike Quick, nigga. Fuck as you talk. We don't want the Hickey Jay shit of right in the stands. We're gonna be Jay nice Hickeys on your fucking biscuit. That's what you're gonna be, Jay Rice. You hear me? You're gonna be Jay. We're gonna get you Jay right in that ball, fuck it. We're gonna set you right. We're gonna roll them on you and drunk ass white boys. We're gonna beat the shit out of Jay Rice down there. Down there with the dumb shit, Jay. Keep that shit in San Francisco, Jay. Don't bring that shit next week. Eagles fans don't play that shit. He about to fumble. This minute he sees it, fuck it, right here. Lord, he took off on them niggas. He took off on them niggas. Look, he like put me to fuck it. He was. He could cut that bag. How you run into the kicker like that, man? Get the fuck out of here, man. How you do a spin into the kicker? Come on, man. That ain't no motherfucking helmet, the helmet, fuck. He did try to get C.D. Lamb and fucking concussion, though. That nigga's over, all right. Come on, go get that nigga, baby. We never want the Cowboys to win, baby, under no circumstances. You feel what I'm saying? I don't even if it's what he can mean for the Eagles to get in the playoffs. We still don't want the niggas to win. Playoffs just don't feel right without the Steelers. Shit, it feels beautiful. Fuck you, Tom. Niggas ain't gonna be in the playoffs for another 15 years. Next time y'all be in the playoffs, y'all niggas drafting Ben Roffins, Berger Jr. We finishing the season off in the war this season. Nine and eight. Stop talking loser shit. Don't worry about that, man. I'll tell you, stop coming around me talking loser shit. All that little year, we got something to look forward to with all that dumbass shit, man. This shit about winning now, man. This shit ain't about, oh, it was always tomorrow. That's loser shit, man. Fucking losers say that. You always got tomorrow. No, you don't. You could be dead tomorrow, nigga. Fuck you wake up like this. You got the mentality. It's always tomorrow you wake up like this. Electrical? It's shaking. You know, Rusty. You know, Rusty loves a good chubby bitch. She's shaking it. She's like, Rusty, like that. He's strong. She don't even care he dead. She's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this dog? He's like that. That like a nigga that stole something in the wrong hood, man. Why they all over that like that, man? Who's he handed the ball off? Three niggas suck at punching. Why's this shit up to me, nigga? Look at him. I ain't take that shit. I'm gonna have to pump right here, man. Come on. I need D.D. What's that nigga name? Devo. Devo Samuels, man. To get him off of the catch for 12 yards, man. You got to get the ball back first. Oh. He was supposed to catch that shit. Nigga was supposed to intercept that shit, man. They in field goal range. Look at this nigga. This nigga heart beating fast as shit, baby. Baby, this nigga leg. This nigga dick went out on him, baby. So now he a fucked up kicker. This dick went out on him to like the last six weeks. Now he can't hit no kicks. Told you, baby. Oh, he made it. What do you mean, man? She'll too don't understand this language. She's like, what do you mean this piece went out on him? What? I'm gonna find out, like, what? You know, they're having the guys, baby. They dick go out on him. They don't work no more. One day it just works. One day it just give up on you. Like, nah, ain't no more blood rushing to this puppy, man. You're done. What? Tell me. Rusty was almost dead. He threw his back out on the basketball game. Nigga piece almost went out on him. No, though. My piece went out on me, though. I first came home from jail from jail. I'm drinking that prison Kool-Aid. I ain't know this shit with soft feeder. I ain't know the Kool-Aid with soft feeder. I wonder why I never got hard in jail, man. You usually wake up. You be on brick to your piss. I was never on brick. Like, I ain't even know to the last day I was about to get built up. They're like, he'll meet you. You be drinking that motherfucker um, prison Kool-Aid. I'm like, yeah, man. That shit good as shit. I nigga like, man, that shit don't, that shit stop your dick from getting hard. My dick ain't been hard. It's cool, because I don't even want my dick to be hard in prison. When I got home, my dick still wouldn't get hard. Oh, my God, please, God. Don't let my dick go out. Let me go work. Pick your manny son out of Jalen Hurts University on this game. You manny son? You know what I'm wrong with that nigga. What the fuck do you mean his uncle played for the Giants? No, then they got uncle used to play for the Giants. I don't know what he's doing. I'm playing one fucking Giants one more. No, it's all fully last night. Oh, my God. I'm done. I'm fucking done. They just had Joe Montana up there. And me and his picture go in the rock curtain. And then had Troy Ackerman over there. And me and his picture go into Dak Prescott. Like, y'all the fuck out of pocket, man. These niggas ain't shit, man. Joe Montana mad as shit they did that. And, like, this nigga was draft to 7,482. This nigga ain't one shit with a couple funky ass games of one player game. Look at this nigga. I'm gonna own fucking Super Bowls. Niggas ain't shit, she girl. Yeah. Let me hear it since Mike. You want a divo, man? Catch something, nigga? Come on, man. Fuck is they doing, big? Throw that shit to divo, man. Fuck is you doing? The Eagles never lose to that nigga. We are never losing no nigga named Brock Purdy. Never. Purdy ain't sturdy. We got the number two. This nigga picking my fucking bull, Dallas Bullshit ass defense apart. This nigga throwing to everybody, but the nigga I need him to throw are too big. Fuck is this nigga doing? I'm big. Do I bet a lot? You're being newsy, man. Man, out of my business, the shit on live, you know. That ain't your business. Your business. The number one thing is that the cowboys is losing. I don't give a fuck about their money. Cowboys is losing, nigga. Fucking bombs. Fuck they calling time out for it. My fuck is saying divo going hit. Man, I hope so, divo. Niggas ain't caught shit. Niggas gonna be so salty if they lose. Dallas gonna be salty as shit when they lose. They gonna be salty as a bitch. All that. We going to the Super Bowl. We going to the Super Bowl. Lines. No, you're not. For the 28th year in a row. You're fucking not. The last time you niggas wanted a Super Bowl, a little dirt wasn't even alive, man. The fuck kind of shit is that. Kodak Black wasn't even born. The last time you all niggas wanted a Super Bowl, man. These niggas, the biggest niggas in the world, they wasn't even born, man. The fuck is they talking about, man? Huh? No, they haven't. One since they did drug testing, took their cocaine out the league, man. I've been telling you that, man. Since they took their cocaine out the league, Dallas Cowboys ain't leaving getting that good shit from Mexico. Them niggas was wired, man. They were touching everything, tackling everything, man. They took their shit out the league, man. Niggas wasn't shit, man. You know they got them all fucking coats from where the coats come from. The University of Miami. He let them niggas do whatever they wanted. You seen them niggas in college? Them niggas was getting busy. Come right from there to the Cowboys. As soon as y'all win, niggas do whatever you want. Listen. The cocaína make you win. The cocaína it is, you know what I mean? Keep the eight ball in this locker room. In this locker, eight day. Good shit. Let me catch everything off that eight ball. Let me run, let me run for all the touchdowns and block everybody off that motherfucker. The cocaína from Mexico just came in over that Texas border from Aguardo himself. You know what I mean? Aguardo Rodriguez. He said, gentlemen, they said, gentlemen, Brunson would a Eagles jersey to the niggas game. They was big mad. No, why Iron Man on? Somebody change the channel? Yo, who the fuck changed the channel? Fuck is Iron Man on? I'm like, man, this commercial longest shit. Come on, score touchdown right here, baby. Why they can't just hit Debo Samuel for 11 yards, baby? 12 yards and then hit George Kittle for touchdown. Like, why the fuck they can't just do that? You know, be a perfect ending to a motherfucker night, man. You know what I mean? Debo for 12. Play action, fake to Kittle. Just give me one up and fuck it. Give me the fucking touchdown about fucking Kittle. You ain't gonna give me Debo Samuel. Give me the touchdown about Kittle, man. Debo Samuel, looking at that nigga like fuck is he doing, dog? What some dumb shit, Purdy. Good ol' fucking Robbie Gold. Man, Robbie about to hit on these niggas. Right down the fucking middle. Good ol' fucking Robbie. Niggas up six, baby. Seven, baby. Look at that. Like he ready to come back. Look at him. You know, God damn well he ain't about to come back. Y'all out there with this dumb ass shit. Licking his fingers and all that dumb ass shit, man. You're not about to come back, buddy. Y'all Dallas. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all America's worst fucking night, man. Not America's tick. You niggas ain't shit. I can't wait to talk some shit to y'all in three minutes and 40 something seconds. Y'all thought that one. They think your dad gonna bring him back. They think that gonna bring him back. He's not. You're fucking done. I know Cowboys fans all over the world scared as a bitch right now. They ain't nervous as shit. Come on, dad. My fucks talking to God all kinds of shit. God, if you ain't never did nothin' for me, I feel like, please, God, just let this use you. Please, God, I'm just gonna let this use you. I feel like, please, God, just let this use you. Please, God, I'm just please. I'll do that at the soda. No. Niggas is done. Come on, man. They done these long ass commercials for a month. Got something out of this show. People probably gotta catch why you're just watching Iron Man. No, dude. It's already... Oh, he did it. You did that. Lying and shit. We got this. That's the nigga I'm scared of right there. Come on, go get this nigga, y'all. Go get this nigga. Go get him. Oh. Oh, he would've walked. That's right, baby. He had Michael Dalla wide open, too. I think it was wide open. He threw that shit behind him. Look at the Dallas Cowboys fans. In the crowd. You know, they kicked the ball. I didn't go for it. Oh, this loser shit. This is loser shit. They kicked the ball. This is loser shit. Oh, he really kicked it, too. He really kicked it. They get one first down, it's over. Yes. They get a motherfucker first down, it's over. They got a motherfucker first down on the mix. First play. First play. First play. Can y'all take her home? I've had her all day. Come here. Come here, girl. Come here. Come here. Watch Dallas lose. Give me gifts. Give me gifts, girl. Mmm. Million. You your mother talking to you. Let's see you have a little couple of little dirty ass pit bulls. Millie. Millie. There's this. Look, you're not going to drop that mics over and shit, Millie. Come on. Get your ass over it. It's like new area. Chill out, you hear me? We're about some dollars to get the ass with. One thing you never want to be in life is a fucking cowboy, you hear me? You never want to be no fucking cowboy, you hear me? You never want to be no fucking cowboy, all right? Sing along down the line a little like a cowboy. That's it? Yeah, here we go. See, you don't want to be a fucking cowboy. That's it? Here we go. Oh, that's the game? No, they still got two timeouts. Why are you breathing like that? Oh. Look at Jay Jones' sad ass. Ha ha ha ha. Jay Jones' sad little motherfucker. Ha ha ha. You see Jay Jones? Jay Jones' sad as a motherfucker, man. Ha ha ha. Jay Jones' sad as a motherfucker, man. Damn, Jay. Stir it down. Oh, they got a timeout, though, don't they? One more timeout. Then they're going to take it down to a minute, then, but they're going to kick a field goal. Then a field goal range. Nah. Come here, girl. Come here. Yeah. She's my dog. How to do the sexy walk, man. Like you used to do in college, man. Niggas used to do the sexy walk in college, man. I ain't never heard of that dance. I've never heard of it either. Huh? You've never heard of it either? Have you ever heard of it? Yeah. Tell Lito to show us. Lito, you're going to show us how to do it. Huh? You ain't doing the sexy? That's a long time ago. Do you have any timeout? Nah, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Sit. Sit. Sit. Really? Sit. There you go. You don't want to sit still, huh? Fuck it, Rusty. There you go. Rusty still got that dirty pitbull scent on him, man. We got a motherfucking pitbull. Niggas look like he was came off the boot from Ethiopia, man. You're a dog. You're a dog. You're a dog. He took a 40-day journey on the boot from Ethiopia, man. They don't put it to the young boy that's fast as shit. And what he going to do? Fumble. This Dallas, nigga. 51 seconds, look at him. He got his fists all balled up. You're about to fumble, young boy. You don't want to be a hero. Just go ahead and pay a kiss that shit, dog. Ain't no way you're going to have a chance to return it there at the 50, man. You're going to have to return it. Oh. Hey! What? Get to the bathroom. And she just pissed right on the goddamn old equipment back. A nasty-ass gentleman pissed, too, like she usually got damn Pepsi. Why would she lay down like that? Why would she lay down? No, that's weird. She literally... Like, she was laying like flat damn. Nah, can you wipe that shit up? You had to do what she did. Like, she's laying how she was laying just like that. That's weird. She didn't get up. That's what I'm saying. No, she didn't get up. I'm lying. She eats the umba accident. No, I took her to the bathroom like four times a day. So, if she come in here, she's going to piss all over my equipment. You know, they scared cameras. Sorry, camera. Yeah, I didn't pay for that shit. What's wrong with you? Can I sit up? Fuck you, don't. You're not even going to be pissing. Mom, pick that up. Please, get that up. Fuck the microphone. He's smiling like dog. Just hold it. That shit didn't get shit. Pick up the napkin. Yeah, get some other ones. That shit dog. Well, now it's fine, dog. Yeah, when you're silent, please don't piss up. All right, bro, we can cut the live stream. This game over. Yeah, this is over. This joint over him and my phone. Yeah.