 Hacked at her dead skin with a Centrelink check and she was too. She found her old tattoos under all the yeah The decay Yuck. Oh my Max there. Hello. Okay. Good day, mate. How are you? Good. How have you been? Oh, yeah Hide yucker it look it hasn't been easy. So ha we had Michaels 30th birthday of the weekend God damned if we thank you, Marty. Yeah, I fucking ripped one I ripped one a pulled something out of the underworld You can't go to bars or clubs So I'm just hired a limo for a few hours and just drove around and just spoke We just do anything because you can't drink in cars. It's illegal and do other things. I pen it all Oh, you can have pen it all. Yeah, but yeah only limo's and it was spaced out So it was sort of social distancing. Yeah, and we go and you know visit our friends and pick them up And then we just had a little party in the car Yeah, didn't we do that member we did a little bit of the shakity shakes. Whoo side-to-side. Didn't we go that? Come on do it with me don't change the subject. It's shakity shake from side to side member wish go wish go ha ha ha Little birthday song there that we sang on the day. So it was pretty crazy. It's pretty intense night I've got one of those eyebrows that fucking fold over my eye like I spoke about two weeks. Yeah, look you just go It's gone. No, it's a lot of spiky out there. Thank you. It's not like I've it's my first time And that's pretty much all we could do so um, yeah, that was our weekend and also Fucking guess what everyone this podcast is sponsored by the University of Michael Dotcom if you want to promote if you want to support us you can go and You can go subscribe to the website. It's five dollars US a month That's it. It's getting better and there's a videos on there that we film and we only film for the website We don't film off for anywhere else we have our Facebook hard now because so many rules there's so many rules But now we can be ourselves. Oh It's so fun and It's Special yeah, there must be a fair few new viewers here isn't there that isn't there that right? Should we shake it to the side for them shake it to the side for the new visitors shake shake shake shake shake shake Shake your Welcome. Yes. Thank you for everyone who joined the giveaway that got bozzly up. He startled startled the medic Our blood pressures changed You can smell it so thanks to everyone who played along and two lucky people got five hundred dollars and they said oh, thank you Didn't they remember well, so there's fucking scammers of on Facebook at trying to pretending to be our set. Oh God, I'm so over thinking about it talking about it This we shut the we shut them down and then they just start up a new account There's like impossible if you ever get a comment on one of if you share one of our videos and get a comment on it Saying well, you've won X amount of money. No, it's a scam. It's not real. It's not me or Michael We would never comment on shares, right? Well, I'm seeing fairies, dude. You know that shit when you feel like you're fainting. Yeah, that's from the weekend Whoa, I poisoned you and during my during the day Michael's birthday. I am I don't know if you guys saw right Tied him to a tree. Oh That was pretty good. He made up for it so hard I had no idea what was going to go on and then bang I get a limo show up to my house I thought I was going up and a picnic with my girlfriend Yeah, which is like a picnics a picnic. It doesn't matter who you're with a picnics a fucking picnic So I was like, all right, cool It's not like it's my birthday Bang limo after you fucked with me during the day Now it's even so it was 5050 All right Matt brown What have you been up to here? Hey, we've got a little little segment here on this day And a little researcher Matthew. Yeah, he's become a researcher. Hmm. He's a we've actually had to hire him That's a new researcher because it was destroying his his time But he's at his other job So he's a full-time researcher having said that though the Do you call me a stactician a stactician is a stactician. No, yeah a stat tishin a Stat tishin I said the other night on my 30th and yeah, there's some pretty cool facts For the on this day this this this week. It's it's like whoa, you know, there's there's one that's there's a couple that are a Bit like okay, they're not that good, but there's a couple that's just like whoa You had to dig deep yet to dig deep good journalism get in there to figure this shit out And that's why we pay him researcher That's why we pay him Anyway without further ado on this day in 1969 Mariah Carey was a fish. She swam down streams and leapt out of the water to feel the summer suns kissing her glossy scales Years later. She was caught by a fisherman who was also a scientist and he turned her into a human But every now and then Mariah still likes to jump in the water and splash around Yeah, I like that. I hate her but that made me like her more Wow, she used to be a fish so that explains her like like sure because you know I've seen a drink the clips of her on YouTube like drinking water So she must like love water because she's to be a fish. Yeah, dude. It's a little mermaid Literally like a few videos. I've seen where she's like took more than like one sip at a time She was like full like like two big gulps. I've always had this preconception that she was a fish. Yeah Somehow it makes sense and I'm pretty sure I've seen her scales too Anyway on this day in 2010 Paul Walker is dead Lazy Matt Geron at a time Is it really on this day he fucking no, no, no, no No, he's just it's just says Paul Walker is dead. It didn't say it doesn't say on this day He died but he was dead at that point on this day in 2010 Matt had a thought to himself. Oh Paul Walker is dead Fuck you've got good brain shit. Yeah, it's a shocking. Hey, you remember that on this day in 1999 Christina Aguilera said to herself, you know what I'm gonna eat way more now Everyone here at Marty and Michael would also like to point out that we have nothing against overweight people and that we love everyone equally We're just saying that she decided to eat more on this day in 1999 Was that that's a post If you're like overweight or whatever. I reckon she got hotter. It's not it's not healthy. We all agree No, I think she got hotter in my personal opinion, but we don't have anything against fat Fucking hell cut that They need to hear it PH fat. Yeah, obviously What the hell how do it get it got there it got there? We just Fuck on this day in 1997 Kim Kardashian started a trend where she would use her own breast milk as a facial moisturizer and also make bars of soap out of it She named the soap tit bars But the company went bankrupt after Kim's milk went sour due to a testicle infection. She had it Like daughter like dad, I guess. Okay, so there you go shit So she and and I I remember saying that at a party once I bet you Kim Kardashian is a bloke He did say that I yelled it. I pretty much yelled it at that funeral my 30th Well, no, is that that funeral of that on that guy's party to you a funeral is a party Yeah, I yelled that and I screamed out that I'm a drunk I'm a drunk I screamed out across all the you know funeral people Kim Kardashian is a man Was it after her dad came out as a chair? No, I don't know all those. I don't really follow it, but yeah It's hearsay hearsay exactly next segment has been renamed Whoa, and this is a segment Whoa Where we just basically answer questions My neighbors family's playing in that yard right there and Michael had them talking about us the other day Corey Howard underscore has said do you guys ever regret getting famous and having to upload content for your platforms? Or do you enjoy it? No, it's done regret. It's definitely not as Like it's awesome to start with but like everything the novelty sort of wears off for a while But fuck so lucky and they love our life. Yeah, it's so good. But yeah, the whole but like it is relentless It is Relentless you just got to keep doing shit. You come you go to the shops So yeah, and you can't undo it. It's done now. You can't undo it. Yeah, everyone knows your face You are fucking there so I can see why some people sort of like Get over it. But like yeah, we are fucking loving life because of you dogs Yeah, that's the support to especially the people who are University of Markle members You guys support us the most as we this podcast is proudly sponsored by that and go go go subscribe. We All right next question is from all right. This is spicy underscore frog 51 about time Have you ever tried licking a priest's bladder or liver? No, I haven't thought about it done it like yeah, I've never that thought has never entered my mind But what a very interesting question I have next question Richard Hall 778 Hi guys and Matthew Gregory Brown from research what are your phobias and Keep up the good work. What are our phobias? What's the fuck? We hate something when you really scare something you're frightened yours would be Bugs you hate creepy crawlies Um and heights heights freak me out. Yeah heights now that was that's never what that's just I Think that's new isn't it? Always miss get a height fear of Fish we hate fish Yeah, fish when I've made to catch fish water. They're okay though like unless unless they get really close to me catch them and like hold Oh, yeah, yeah, you know you're on a touch fish. Yeah, just want to look at them but and Yeah, what else spiders? Just anything creepy crawly They shouldn't have been fucking mate. God. No, we need a man. We need him because It's an ecosystem shit, man mosquitoes. Yeah, they need to eat mosquitoes. Yeah, you hate them What was that prank he did Ross River Ross River? He used to prank me in school because he's got like three knuckle sets one two and three It looks so far. Can you tell me he got it because a mosquito? I think you do get it by a mosquito bite Okay, so that was true. Yeah Next question is from oh, this is just Billy underscore J underscore Osborne We've had a heart war with her for the last like two years So she sends us a heart in Instagram DMS. We send one back maybe a day later And this has gone on for two years and we just do it and she's like she's just finally asked like and used words Could you guys mention me in a video? So this is a video. So yeah, we'll mention you. We love you Thank you for all the hearts being there from day one as soon as we started Austin. Hey, nothing what? Austin rose 27 Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to do more like? Question mark. Yeah, well, I've never really been around that part So I'm not sure how to exit as well as keeping in mind that everything needs to remain the same on the outside Otherwise, it'll obviously offset the balance in the middle Even want pretend is good though, but it's up to the cows if they want to be with it then don't but up it To the river more likeness next question Gemma underscore Gordon underscore. Would you ever come to New Zealand? Yes? Yes I'm gonna be my next holiday someone should send tickets to New Zealand in the PO box Agreed nothing Mason mason mason mason underscore mason dot read I'm just one thing you don't like about each other. I have it the sexual assault It sucks, it's the sheet you guys don't see is where it's but I don't know what you're talking about Hmm, that's not a the probably the least I ever think about Michael is like when he's like he's got like this weird obsession with kids He's just always talking about him show me pictures of like kids at school, you know your two year three and she like that So that's probably the most annoying part of Michael Oh Next question my noose is loose That's a great name for a band yeah, wow my noose is loose It's like anti-emo and then you can wear loose nooses around your neck as part of the uniform Matthew Start it Google it start it drop it down drop box We'll fund it you create it drop drop box to the Shopify account and split it off to e-mails Fucking send out the e-mails fucking get it done by the midnight Excel sheets are key and press the buttons until it's over All right. He's asked. What's each of your most scary drug experiences? We fucking spoke about this they're bad trips of pretty horrifying and also when Mixing drugs sometimes is like really annoying like side effects like fucking blood pressure through the roof Heart beating really hard and you just can't sleep or a lax. So some of them have been pretty shit Probably the most intense is the MD. I think we've pushed it way too far With caps. Yeah, we're like you should die You don't die No, well, we don't know that we like we yeah, but we've had a lot of we looked these the symptoms up and they were all happening but yeah Drugs are bad kids. Don't do them until you're 18. All right next question. What was that Matthew? Did you say something you found something you downloaded it? That's gonna be most search history if Mon sees that when she gets Should think there was something wrong Urban dick you come up with loose noose is a form of a loose asshole That's why he's stiff Madison dot low 88 if you had to be a Marvel hero slash Who would you be? Who's the best who would win out of all of them probably Thor right? Cuz he's a God Fuck yeah, I'm gonna be a God Might it would be a Thanos and Mark will be like The what's a little Yeah, the little raccoon. Yeah, the raccoon. He's a Marvel man. Yeah, he's part of the It's such a rid. Oh, what are you on a stupid question? Don't LA member. I watched like a couple of them I think I've seen you watch the vet you watch like two of the Avengers in a 14-hour flight Was any good it was like it kept me interested it wasn't I wasn't it was after the movie I was really cool. I was just like he told me actually liked it and he wants to watch all He's lying. I was watching I watched the whole series of Chernobyl, which is a real HBO series in Russia I'd love to go the guy who No one knows any of those The Russian man, I'd love to fucking go there in a hazmat suit. Oh, dude, that would be a great And we could just go to the middle of Chernobyl and kissing Kissing in the middle of Chernobyl that's some shit. We'd be able to do on the website eventually You can actually go there and do a tour and then we're just ripping our hazmat suit off and just kissing more I'm more and more passion. I don't know about the kissing Clanging together I do and I'm so ferocious. I do a nice peck with the hazmat suit off Yeah, you don't even have to wear a suit. You're allowed there for a set in our time There's no suits. Okay. No, you definitely could kiss. We don't have to use time. We'll just have a peck You're disgusting going to Chernobyl and fucking doing weird shit that you're not meant to do there I'm not going there if you're gonna be fucking trying to kiss me or whatever Look, I'll go there if to film an entertaining video, but if you're gonna come on to me We're not going. All right. What about if we have the suits on? Okay. All right. Next question Oliver Boyer 04 will you ever do a video on the main channel with Matthew Gregory Brown in it? On the main channel. Have you ever been you should answer this? I briefly appeared in the How to ruin I know how to ruin I know how to stop your friend from eating junk food I breathe and the gaming one. Were you in that one the lounge room? Oh, yeah That was one clip that was filmed at my house and oh the fucking boys trip. You were the gaysher That's got over a million views as well our boys trip from God. That was fine. He's like don't touch me I mean guys, it's the sexual assault. I'm sorry. No, no, no, I've just got my hand. I thought you're pissing man. Okay Sorry about that. Oh, yeah honest mistake. Um, but yeah, we'll do a video soon on Matthew Brown I just imagine researching we could do a cool website vid with like Matt as the judge And he's just pouring concrete on us until we're just encased in concrete and the first one to get out losers Would you die because it crushed you once it sets and it starts I don't think it gets heavier as it says it just if it was gonna crush you It would probably crush you if you were standing in it because it's so Dense but think about it when you breathe in with your chest Yeah, it would exactly would sit there and then you start trying to breathe out and it would harden You couldn't breathe out you go in deeper and the next minute You're fucking dead wouldn't harden that quick. You probably cause cracks and oh, but shut up we could wear a little like Fence around our bodies so that protection like a protection air room Yeah, dude, I'd be down I'd love to do a video with Matthew Gregory Brown a researcher Tisha he is research Google it Google it Google it Google it. He is research tradition Technology all right next one is what's doing? How do you approach the voluptuous cows when their ball boyfriend is around easy? So, yeah balls are usually always around well not always But usually there's just bunch of cows unless it's a breeding ball the breeding ball would be with them But yeah, it's it's it's quite easy to pick off a cow from the outside and Especially if there's a large amount of cows It's easy to pick one off because they're sort of so spread out So, you know the way I get around that is I just usually My god tried to piss in silence, but I knew Anyway, so yeah, just pick one off from the outer rings and honestly the balls like they're not scared of you But they won't come at you unless Give me a towel no, there's gonna be cords everywhere You're holding his dick holding the piss into his with his foreskin my foreskin over his foreskins like a tapper right now So anyway, you pick one off from the outskirts and then usually strangle it get it in the headlock and and drag it off Put it on its side so that its legs can still sort of because of when they get frantic They sort of still kick their legs out and use that to help propel yourself Backwards with the cow if that makes sense, and then you sort of yeah drag it off and off you go I have finished the question Dude, I'm gonna watch there's a lot of piss on the floor you fucked up bad Oh my god, dude, you gotta stop that's enough you fucked me too hard now Then I can just grab his dick hand and shake it about It's a lose-lose situation Fucking hell Michael finished every podcast covered in his own urine Pretty sure we're the only podcast that can say that it's a half of it's on my leg fuck Just let it dry and wipe it off with a brown paper bag Do you believe in my day on the school Dan 34 Matt Brown from Sims how do you how do you put up with Marty and Michael? Do you want to come answer this one sit on my seat? There's no piss here Okay How do I handle Marty and Michael testicle just before the show starts I've got to motivate myself to get through it Oh, I'll often think of just a nice calm sort of place over the rainbow with Daisy's in the field and I project myself to that place and Yeah, I sort of just close my eyes and wait for the show to end He does he does do that a lot Matthew Brown the newest recruit to the Marty and Michael operation our statistician He's a researching statistician All right, that was good He is research is that a real word statistician I just said it because I thought it sounded funny Some people think the math you got a degree of Harvard users mathematical techniques to analyze and interpret data and draw conclusions So it's a real fucking it's maths. It's just maths. Oh fucking hell Matt Matthew Brown research Next question Joshua underscore RZ KY why you always drink alcohol we usually we don't During the podcast, but we've seen a trend that the podcast that we do drink a little bit They like everyone's always oh So they like it when we're a bit looser a bit loosen off the calf a bit If I can shoot one down that way and bloody have another go at the bloke over there and then fucking back to this Can he can't this this this this this It like that so now we start drinking during the pod Also like the more you drink the more it gets grab your soul Yeah, but but don't come don't this this can't be this isn't sustainable I won't stand for it. We can't be drinking every fucking Tuesday for the rest of our lives Yeah, once a week's fine. Yeah, and then fucking come around we can Come on drinks one thing was the one we're filming before not four days of the week on you piece one piece now blood come God damn This is my life is comedy or my life is comedy my life's comedy If you guys could be in the movie what John or would it be you'd be in an adult film? You'd be the gimp mask You would be the mask so your body would be over the face of Whoever's wearing you. They'll be your job in a movie Fuck it. Let's say it anyway We're gonna be in a movie. Let's leave it there allegedly and room perhaps see perhaps see that you may put it down Put it in the margin column Next to the date Papscan underscore am underscore sped underscore coach dot-dot-dot can't finish it What's your favorite color in alphabet? Yes, or no, it's your favorite puppy sevens. Yes Perpy sevens. Yes. Oh, sorry. You seem to be my papsie I've had it What is it the one so your favorite color in the alphabet? Yes, or no cray? He is good That's why that fucking gone round. Yeah, great. That's been a few years Andrea Tansy How much do you drink a night? Oh, so how old is your dog? He is gorgeous I'm just you drinking. Oh well, it varies for both of us. I am probably maybe drink two 2.5 times a week on average so on the weekend usually with my Girlfriend and and then you know, maybe I won't get fully drunk, but have a few drinks Maybe one other night of the week. I Can't yeah, because sometimes it varies Friday to Much because it was the 30th birthday. I think on the no, they're just on average though. What do you reckon? for 34 times Like last night there was just a bottle of champagne in the fridge So it's over from the weekend. So like it was there, which is seven standard drinks, right? Yeah, so I had that but I didn't feel anything. It was just like all right, and I wanted more but I didn't That's for the best. It's perhapsy. Next question is from underscore jackal ensign underscore for you Marty What other animals did you fuck before you settled for cows? It's always been cows. It's only ever been cows Only ever people for the first animals that I fucked and then cows With the second animals that I fucked What's better if you really break it down a human fuck or a cow? It's different It's like saying what's better like water or food. It's different. I'd say food If over when you really parched They're both just necessities in life. You need both of them So you need you need cow sex and you need Cow sex is like the water and the human sex is like the food But human so food you can last 40 days or 30 days without it. Yeah, but cows It has to be like today. So like it's a really probably more essential and intense urges Like I get headaches and like I get dehydrated when I haven't had sex with a cow and the same symptoms Yeah, yeah, and if I haven't yeah, if I haven't had sex Yeah, if I if I like if I go like four days without it then yeah, I'm in real trouble. I get that. Okay. Yeah That's a good explanation. All right last question. That is the last question told ya next Fuck this is gonna suck We've never done this All right, so the stunt time segment this week is we've got one of our gel blasters recently fixed and it's rare and to go It's fully charged. Oh, we thought for some time, you know, well, let's play bloody Russian roulette with this semi-automatic weapon That shoots every time you pull the trigger Let's play bloody Russian roulette with it Holding it's on my throat now. I regret dude apparently if you get punched in the neck sometimes you die Because it hits a nerve octave Matt Can you research? Let the research begin. Let the research begin. Let the research research Shit Matt quickly call a clean abandoned research begin cleaning Oh the safeties on I tried to pull the trigger and shoot Fucking asshole. We're safe fucking covered in piss. I'll hold this you pick that up No, that's beer but down there the towel is covered in piss. Oh, you fucking foot touch my foot and it's so wet This is a piss blanket, are we sure we want to okay, oh fuck the temp. Oh I've never shot myself in the head, so I'm not sure do you can just like this and then I'll pull the trigger Why are you so excited cuz you have to go first? I'm so nervous about this one Like I know I normally have to go first because that's fair up if it doesn't shoot that still counts So I'm not going through this psychological pain. Oh, it probably will Get your face out so they can see it What's it like? It broke off and hit you from there. What's it like? Fucking hell So it is loaded you don't like gelling it wine. Oh If you miss your chin, you'll take your nose off. Yeah, otherwise you'll get your throat burnt off My eyes getting lazy It's empty you cheater Oh And so that's stunt time momo Michael Shoot shoot Martin the head Bozzy gets scared look he's ready to leave now No, no stop he's gonna freak out. Oh, look he's crying now. Good boy. It's all right, darling Just chill mate. Okay, we walk you every night. I don't have a little sleep. Okay, which my snickney Snook me high with my little darling Next experiment and by next experiment, I mean segment and has been renamed this way to Break it down and I'm 50s My favorite. This is a segment where we just unbox the stuff that you guys have sent to our PO box and this week We have a parcel from Ohio from Sarah Do you want some scissors without further ado? Let's see what she sent. Oh, don't break it I would never do that to any of us fucked it. Can't you ripped her fucking letter? No To Marty and Michael little another little package inside this package wait, let's read the letter first. Oh My god, that is not. Oh My god, is that a fucking tampon? somebody's nasty Coochie blood props Enjoy I don't know. Just fuck that's what's a coochie blood. What's all greasy? Oh Someone's poisoned us Sweet this fucking letter. Dear Marty and Mike because I can't spell Michael I want Michael to sniff the rot pussy blood and or wear it on his forehead and work out in public with his new pussy blood sweat band Enjoy my nasty sons of bloody rips and my cunt blood Sarah is joking not mine right Feel sick That's an ax wound blood. I'm not opening that fuck that is I'm gonna go Fuck you That's anthrax I studied it ever since we started this fucking podcast that's anthrax comes in packages The uni bomber fuck I'm not putting it on my forehead. No, we got a smell it Oh, you can smell it and you gotta open that too. No give me gloves Well, you go with scientists, what if it's anthrax It's beautiful It literally smells like um fragrance. I think maybe from the the moot pad ticket the moot pad Like the fucking the moot pad thing You've offended Marty. All right, let's use this sock to see what's in this shit. What is that? I don't know you ditched it because you got shit You're not being good science Yeah, yeah get a knife That's creepy as fuck that's like the Blair witch 3 we're in the movie the Blair witch 3 right now that is fuck Yeah, but what's the shit on the outside? There's like No, there's a reason for this it's a riddle So to describe it it's like this crustified shit around this bottle of what would normally be lipstick I believe and It's fucking crustified as fuck. It looks like yeah, it's like asbestos mixed with Fucking hell man That's the sickest shit we've ever been sent that's worse than human poop That is definitely some sort of witchcraft shit sending that that is like like your house is just fucked now, dude You've got a disease now like that has unleashed some sick like I can taste it in my mouth my chin hurts Anyway, that's the end of the PO unboxing this week and thanks for sending some stuff in guys. We appreciate it. Jesus All right, our next segment has been renamed And it's basically just a prank call where we Prank call someone that you guys like a friend or family member that you guys have sent in and you've sent in a little description saying So You're prank calls dude the house is fucked now. Hey, it's just a tank of blood I can sense the spirits that it's on there. I know I feel like that was asbestos. We got some of you's That's so rockstar We fucking chewed it a Hey Yeah Okay, Seamus O'Donog and then it's cut out. I can't read it has said boys got a prank call for your podcast Gotta make Jordan. He's always getting in trouble from from the Sanford pub for doing burnouts on a Wednesday night in brackets steak night Say you are from the Ferning police station and your footage of him doing burnouts in his white land cruiser This was a couple of months ago, but fuck will be funny. Hmm. So you're the police? Yeah, okay, so I will be Constable Stanley Morrison from the Ferning Grove police station Okay, am I speaking with Jordan here? No, I'm my I'm Constable Stanley Morrison from the Ferning Grove police station. Do you have a few minutes to talk? Yeah No worry, so I'm we've just recently been handed in a complaint from the from the Sanford the Sanford pub saying that there's Someone been doing burnouts in the car park and they've just sent the CCTV footage in and Basically, yeah, we just ran the the plates and it sort of your names come up So We can do it a couple of ways we can come and and get a statement off your in person Or you can deliver one over the phone But basically Sanford just wants an explanation and an apology and and and they've said if you're not willing to do that then they'll Be looking to press charges Look you can give you can come in and and give one but just because we've been so sort of backed up with With complaints and stuff like that where there's yeah, yeah because of corona virus We're sort of pushing through these quite quickly. So you can you can you can quickly leave a statement now It'll take you a couple of minutes or I can't guarantee that that the Sanford pub won't Press charges if I don't come back with an apology and explanation right now Just because you know, it's taken so long and we need to move through all these complaints as quickly as possible I Yeah, go for it. Everything's being recorded the entire conversation. So when you're ready man off you go No worries, man. So, you know this sort of stuff, you know, it does happen occasionally and Usually, you know some patrons in the in the pub or something do something stupid a couple of times And so the venue just sort of likes to set an example and but you know now that you've apologized if if however You do break the law again They can and will use this This confession against you just letting you know And also the the owner of the pub has also said that they would like a nude photo sent of you Yeah, it's it's one of the little side notes at the bottom here. I'm not sure why they've written that but I'm Legally, I have to say it So they want a they want you to send a nude photo Of your dick and and your asshole like your cheeks completely spread your asshole sent to Sent to their mobile phone All right, so if you could send those um, I'll message you the mobile number that would be um, they'll be fully sick Yeah Mate, you're uh, this isn't actually the police. This is um Marty and Michael from the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast And and one of your mates has um fully stitched you up and you've been done, brother That was a beautiful beautiful little confession though, dude that was um Oh, that was um, that was very entertaining. Thank you for playing along and you're a fucking you're a beautiful dude and keep doing burnouts Man, I don't care. It's just a good dirt Doom twice as aggressively now Lose control Oh, thank you. Thank you for playing along. We love you and don't ever forget that we love you No worries, mate. See you later Okay, guys Well, that brings us to episode number 14 come back next week and don't forget to subscribe to the website And watch all the videos and do everything that we're saying and do everything that we say listen to everyone And I think that we're hilarious and support us and just be the best to us We're the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best I can count