 know that there's a lot of people in my audience who hate using traditional dating apps because there's so many libs on these apps and they just want to find someone who's a Christian who's a conservative I know I speak for a lot of you watching right now but thankfully there's a solution a new right-wing dating app so let's listen. Hey guys I'm Ryan I've got to tell you about something I am so excited to announce a dating app for all of us conservatives it's called the right stuff and it's launching this September what I love most about it is that it's invite-only so not just anyone can join first of all it's free to use and for my ladies you'll never have to pay because we all get premium subscriptions for simply inviting a couple friends gentlemen if you want access to premium that's on you and by the way those are the only two options ladies and gentlemen the right stuff is all about getting into the right dating pool with people who share the same values and beliefs as you you'll start off by building your perfect profile no pronouns necessary oh thank god if they were gonna make me put pronouns in my bio then I would just not be happy with that so thank god everyone is gender neutral and by the way women are free because they would never sign up because the people who would be on this profile would be folks like this individual like this would be the profile pic Arnie 65 Arkansas America first I'm looking for a woman in her early 20s who's fit was willing to be in the kitchen to cook like I would love to just browse some of these profiles to just see the requests or rather the demands right because you know it's gonna be unhinged it's gonna be like a huge pissing contest to see like who's the biggest Trump dick writer I have two pictures with Trump I have three pictures with Trump I have a picture with Trump with a flag rolled up stuck in my ass while I'm sucking off a police officer like that's the kind of content that I expect to see from this we're being with the people you love our prompts give you the opportunity to let people know various sides of you so remember be authentic and creative we're sorry that you've had to endure years of bad dates and wasted time with people that don't see the world our way the right way it doesn't say whites only but yeah big news Kaley Mekineni sister right I didn't know this was Ryan Mekineni I had no idea I should have looked at the original tweet so it's called the right stuff okay I'm a married man but I'm signing up the real question is do they have the option to be gay on there that'd be pretty progressive in fact dare I say that would be woke I found the website okay so it's join right stuff calm is there anything okay sign up for early access okay discover other conservatives I'm sorry but this looks like a libtard cuck does he not this looks like a beta male he's an infiltrator Peter getting back to normal this looks like a conservative it actually looks like a crypto fascist less talking more dating have a fun date idea post it and see who's interested what if we I'm gonna get into trouble if I start I'm not even gonna say what was on my mind I'm just gonna keep scrolling invite only oh my god find the right match if you're single I'm not on this app you ain't conservative ain't isn't a word you know what oh so it's an early access folks I'm gonna sign up give me a second here should I use my footbucker six nine email because I feel like they're gonna assume it's a troll okay folks bear with me I'm gonna sign up here what name should I use like I instinctively want to say footbucker but they're gonna know it's it's a troll it has to be something completely innocuous like Brad what's a good last name folks we're gonna do this live Brad what's a good last name are there like conservative sounding last names Jacobson maybe I'll do it with an EN a little bit more original okay zip code 90210 that's the only zip code that I know from a show so Beverly Hills maybe there's some conservatives in the Beverly Hills area oh Thorpe is a really good last name oh that's good 30 31 wombats that's a good one I'm gonna do Thorpe Brad Thorpe that definitely sounds like a conservative name okay email address before I use my footbucker email I feel like I should check if I'm locked out maybe I'm just gonna use my humanist report email okay but there's the risk that they go to the humanist report website hmm hmm yeah I'm gonna use humanist report because if I use my like alt email then they're gonna send me like Republican spam and I don't want to do that so I'm just gonna here we go I'll do that