 SCP-396 is a chair constructed of plastic and steel. At statistically random intervals, SCP-396 will displace itself and another chair somewhere on the planet Earth. Any living matter that is seated on SCP-396 or the seat it is displacing will also change places. This change is instantaneous. The approximate limits of this teleportation are unclear, but SCP-396 is currently believed to be able to transport itself to any location on Earth. It is believed that SCP-396 is able to listen to nearby conversation and transported itself to locations mentioned by its research staff.