 They almost got me they were coming right for me Yeah, take that chaos come Ura Ura who's there who's there? Hey you? State your business Oh, I could help you out of light containment. I know the way You know the way out? Yeah There you go Oh Yeah, it's got over Boora. Oh, we got new recruits Nice, hello. Ah, I see Ah, we thought it was more MTF to come support us. Yeah Well, we know what to do sir. Yes, we know exactly what to do chaos gum chaos gum Well, all right. Well now what I've got us a black. Oh hell. Yeah. All right. Let's nuke this damn place Oh, yeah, this place doesn't even have the like proper plumbing. It sucks Oh, yeah, what benefits? What we get two days of vacation this entire time really this door supposed to be like this You know, I think I saw the maintenance guy walk by that the other day and was like this Okay, okay, good. Oh I'm sure they won't mind they won't miss those. I'm just taking opportunity Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a seven set them all up outside for Halloween My be my be complete accident. You got an itchy trigger finger soldier, sir. I'm so sorry All right, I'll let it slide this time Shut oh here we go this way. Oh, there we go. Oh, no. Oh, no, I didn't Shit, it's chaos. I got my liquorice It's time to get out of here these freaks damn bureaucrats holding these monsters in this facility They owe no proper protocol. Oh No, the rats are out Boys boys boys boys boys boys boys. Get away from me filthy inmates Boys oh, no, they're flocking to me like crows. What where'd my card go? Wait a minute. Hey you Inmate you took my card Give that back Why is boy in corner boy boy boy boy boy Oh god, it's like I'm surrounded by it. It's stay away from me. You're deep class. No, you fool All right, that's not a good sign. No you fool. Oh No, you idiots Boys, what have you done? You eat me morons. Look what you've done. All right. That's fine enough This is enough that we need to get out of here So if you see if you stupid the andrithals want to leave you best follow the smart guy in the room. Oh shit No, please Have you been in the maintenance personnel son fucker just stuck jamming the toaster again. Oh, I'm not again My brains out smart Too smart. No. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, no Ah Fuck you'll never catch me. I'm too smart for you. Shit Okay, well, I guess we're spectating for now. Let's see what the SCPs are up to I'm very hungry right now, and I haven't had lunch yet, you know Why are you keep posing at me boy? Time to help the scientist destroy anybody else All right When they say contain what they really mean is neutralized and my neutralize we mean fill them full of lead Shut up soldier We don't get first days only last days and you're gonna pretend each one is Hmm Well, I'm stumped. Oh Oh SCP spotted you there you SCP monstrosities, I'm gonna need you to lay down your arms and are under arrest I can do as a please That's not very nice Alright, alright dog. Let me say this real slow like What is your motivation, sir? I'm gonna need you to exit my personal bubble Thank you very much Now dog, what do you want? Excuse me, sir, I'm gonna need you to back up. I Take this as a form of hostility. Ah shit Hmm Eenie meenie money You Shit This is my first day So, okay, I got this. It's my second day. Okay. Thank you I'm one seven three. Am I am I the nut? You are the not I am the nut Sorry doctor, I had an apple today, so I don't really need any of your assistance right now That's all right, sir, I don't really need anything checked Yeah, each shit doctor Oh Yeah, I assume they locked it the bathroom What I'm not this isn't my bad. This is my bedroom not a bathroom if you guys been shitting in my room if you can open the door Yes, hello, Mr. Nut You have a nice day I don't have thumbs I can't pick it up I've evaded the plague doctor sir What on this intercom? No All right, then. All right. This looks like the way to go. Oh, there you are It's just us sir Mr. SEP I'm gonna need you to stay back sir With all due respect sir. I don't really like you. Okay. Just stay back. Okay. Just stay back. Thank you, sir If you don't mind But that's okay. Hold on here. I'll come help Hey doc, hey doc, hey doc Yeah, or one of you guys the nut I am the nut. Yes. Why? Hi, nut. Hi. You've I heard your neck snapped very That's why I'm dead Yeah, I want to I gotta say that freaking That was real fear. Although I was role playing like there's a pansy. That was a legit fear No, oh this way Oh, no Oh, no Shen why why would you betray your scientist friend? Oh Looks like I am the sign I am the computer today who else is around here. Okay you again Guys, is this a uh, is this a rerun? Okay. Well, if you want to get to light containment head right and keep going that way Yeah, just keep going straight. It'll lead you eventually to the elevators. Most of them should be around Hold on. I see one Ah, neat He will be added to our uh following Nice I don't remember how to raise people Hold down e I did and they're not coming back. Hey, uh, is that Jim's body? Did you do it? Yeah, he did it. He killed Jim. I found many. I've found a lot of them Behind you Hey, is there a computer that could use this speaker to talk to us if it wanted to Guys, I don't like the computer. Hey, I don't like that at all All right, kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Go go go Like I'll let one live. All right. All right. One live that was terrifying Dude, Jill was terrifying Oh guns Oh my fucking god Oh, god damn it. God damn it Well, joseph, how's it feel? I mean, it's not as good as booze was fanfic It's not the box Is he reading a day phantom fanfic I'm gonna get fired up So joseph I found another friend, but you mind just shutting the door behind us. Uh, okay. Yeah, I can lock it Nice. Hi, welcome to our ranks. Hi. Yes. I'm a friend. We now we we leave this one alive. We leave this one alive All right, boys. This is the deal rumor has it there is one more prisoner down there who has not yet succumbed to death We need to get in there and we need to silence everything that's trying to hurt that d-boy Understood. Yes. I got it. Yes, sir. I got it. Oh god Oh, there's a lot of us so many. Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, no, they're shooting you Boys boys. Oh, no It's jay Well, oh jay, you're alive. Okay good. I yeah, I'm alive Hey, welcome. Welcome to our ranks. Why'd you shoot him? Welcome I I had to eliminate him. It was my job. All right. No, no, let's kill emma because she's the last one alive No escort her out. She's so close. Yeah, we're gonna escort her out I hear oh fuck it just wasted the scp kill. Oh fuck. We did it boys You timed it. You shut the door on him. Yeah. Oh nice All right, someone go get tenshi. Emma's going after tenshi. No, they killed emma They killed emma the bastards Boys it's a breakout time. Let's get the fuck out of I require sustenance computer online Accessing x videos All right. All right. All right. Okay. We're gonna get you we're gonna get you a cheeseburger We're gonna get you some some breath mints. That's not okay. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. D boys No, we're not going to fucking McDonald's. What do you think getting the hell out of here? They're not killing me You're gonna get a burger at burger king and like it. All right boys We're gonna save some people We're heroes You you want you want to see you want to see a real hero? You want to see a real hero? It looks like this Wait, who was that? Hey you nerd get back here You dare you're gonna help us escape peanut butter sandwich We ain't even no peanut butter. Say we're getting we're getting burger king and you're gonna like it Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure friend. Let's go with that. Most likely your friends are probably dead Oh, shit. Ah hell yeah Isn't this where portal starts now you? Yeah Now you all gotta listen to me. All right, because I'm the one with the big old gun in his hands What we're gonna do we're gonna get out of here. We're gonna go to burger king. We're not going to McDonald's We're not going to Chick-fil-A. We're not going to Little Caesars We're not going to Wendy's We're going to Burger King and you all gonna like it. All right You promised me. I didn't promise you any tendies Hey, you want Everyone's seriously the only one who signed up for the cock and ball torture classes Ah, holy shit, you're not killing me Guys, you can't kill suction cup, man. Fuck you. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up Ah Damn it suction cup, man Sneaking cup, man They can't see me if I'm real quiet Look at me go 10 minutes, that's not fucking good. My cheeseburger is gonna be cold. I already postmated it Shit need myself a card I've been walking up your tower. You can kiss my ass Yeah Shit doesn't have checkpoint privileges Toxic truth. Thank you for the three months subscribe to suction cup, man PS Kiss my ass They can't see me dumbass Watch out 914 there it is come to suction cup, man. Hey you shut up shut up in there shut up shut up All of you shut up. Yeah, you're gonna help me out of here and we're gonna get some Burger King You did what I didn't do shit. I just ran around trying to stay alive. I didn't do shit to that computer You shut up your piece of wires and code Listen suction cup man only looks out for suction cup, man. Fine. If you're not gonna help me I'm gonna help myself stupid computer with your ones and zeros You're not gonna kill suction cup, man God, shit. Ah, fuck How'd they see me Rest in peace suction cup, man. You never made it out. I just wanted to pet it out So do you want to attempt it? My tigly legit scientist course has not prepared me for this. All right Gonna go fuck a computer Gonna go I say Gonna go sex a laptop. Where do I stick you to him? Well, I'm sure being in this awfully scary place can be traumatic for you No, actually, I've been pretty numb to the whole thing might be sociopathia. I'm not sure I'm only a child psychologist probably make an announcement No, you fucking don't Had a turn yet. What do you mean? No Ah Hello there that is It appears there seems to be some chaos and forces Do you have both darts? Yeah Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I don't happen to have any pop tarts on me, but what I do have I'm very trigger happy Is this flat? I really want to blast sir, but sir you come back here. Oh I can't see get that man. Don't fuck me here computer. I'm trying to get the announcements. God damn it What the hell? What is this? My god The edgy shit. Thank you, ginger You fucking idiot. You stole my I have to make an announcement Thank you computer Not a wait for two minutes You know, I tried to have sex with you, but you didn't open your scp containment room. So I couldn't blow you Why is that? Okay. All right. Let's go kill Zach. Yeah Chaos chaos chaos On the bright side I did reach the surface and decide to come back down about three times now And I think I'm the only one alive that like that's needed to be murdered So I'm gonna hang out down here Chaos Prepare yourself Chaos chaos chaos I love this game See, where's the inner calm? Let's see. Oh, there it is. Put your hands up. Don't talk. I've been waiting to make this announcement I've gone to the surface three times He's trying to make an announcement wait Oh my god, I need to do some science. Yeah, let's do some science here. Well, never mind This isn't exactly not where we're supposed to do some science. However, there may be some supplies there No, oh and I have a zone manager card. We can escape my good lad. I'm just like that Look at that. This is the going to be the easiest escape I've ever done. You know, this is not my first security breach I've worked at this facility for over 20 years Our site 19, that's the one with the indoor pool if I remember correctly Tell me how is that indoor pool? Does it get cold during the winters? Oh my goodness. It appears to be SCP 106 Well, my dear chap, I'm afraid this will have to be our parting ways. So long. It wasn't I seen you I'm sorry my good chap 939, but I'm going to have to I'm sorry dear chaps, but I'm going to have to leave. There's some scp's that appear to be chasing me Hello, I'm quite in the state of distress. Oh, that appears to be some friendly fire Uh-huh. Oh good 939 and appears to have been beaten by that electrical fence. Hello 106. It's been a long time no see Well, if you see here, I'm trying to escape her. So if you could be a quite lad Be a darling chap. Would you could you possibly find somebody else to hunt? You see you're making this chase quite stressful on me. Hello, is there anyone on this radio? I'm just being chased by 106. You see, I don't seem to have the clearance to get back to the surface Oh bother now. I'm in the pocket dimension. Let's see any meanie-minie moe Just in time for MTF. Oh, what bother? I choose this one because science Damn Oh my god Oh my god That's dark hero. Yeah. Yeah, that's dark hero I wanted to be friends jack. Why are they all yelling you rude your last? There he is I don't have any mobile wits Okay Me meanie-minie moe catch it. It's the one without the corpse in it. Joe. Yeah one. No, there is. Yep. There it is He's good. Hello 106 once again Let's get these guys. Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready? I'm ready We're gonna move into the grove and to find these scientists so they can get some bumping parties Absolutely. All right. Ow my ankles Do you see all of these computer towers? These are actually all of my albums my favorite funky beats to dance to We got to protect these at all costs. They're very fragile Ah, this is in case we find 106 Unfortunately, one of us is gonna have to sacrifice ourselves for the death of this SCP But luckily I am willing to volunteer because 106 cannot handle my funky moves Soldiers if I don't make it out of here alive, please please Let my moves live on That's all I ever wanted soldier Oh, watch yourself. These disco balls are electric. Oh jensen Luckily, here's the elevator. We can make our way back down to the scientists Hello peanut. Yo, I hope you have a sexy sexy day. We're here to rescue some scientists if you don't mind Shit, I think I just DCed Come on Oh, I was really liking that character too. Mr. Commander admiral funk Bork bork. I am big doger Bork bork DJ admiral commander funk back in business. Let's make this a real sexy mission boys We'll make this mission absolutely fabulous. You must be at least this sexy to ride This is your daily reminder of body positively short boys tall boys wide boys skinny boys You are beautiful in the eyes of mr. Commander admiral funk. Have a funky sexy beautiful day everybody I now feel funky and sexy And then Joseph died Mr. Sexy died Don't we fucking god Peanut kill them Ooh intensifies. Thank you peanut. Thank you peanut. Thank you. Oh, there we go. Thank you Hello, who are my fellow scp's? Your computer is here. Hello. You mind opening the door for me computer. Oh my god. It's mario All right time to kill room I guess scp's Oh, it's me. Oh, okay. I am a gun I might be I can't believe mario fucking died and I killed him. Wow. There we go. There's one more Hello greetings What is he fucking using? I think we're gonna be a good We can't create a good partnership All right partnership it is Snooped off. All right All right, I'm gonna go guide uh dark hero this way All right. Well, I guess we're just gonna I'm just gonna go kill somebody in heavy containment Because I don't want to waste too much time trying to find dark hero to kill But I know he's probably gonna be stuck down there again, and I feel bad That's wonderful Oh, if you think I'm happy for you I'm trying to lead dark hero useful You mean like what I'm doing I don't care. I just want the guns Well, thank you There we go. I let him. Yay You know that I'm a really nice alien. There we go friend. Thank you There we go friend did it You and me together Oh god, listen. I just I have something to admit. I just came here for the hentai Hey, that Oh, um, hold on. I know where that is. Oh sweet. Hey guys Oh, we're looking we're looking for the hentai one sec. Look Oh No, no, don't go there Okay, you know what? Sure. Hello. I'll just uh wait here and make an announcement You can't I don't know. I don't know who else is still in heavy containment. I'm just blushing right now It's a ghost I'm gonna do something really dangerous and go up to the surface Oh, fuck. Yep. They're all there. All right. I think I can take them Because I keep killing each other Hey, what's up trying to kill me Absorbing bullets. Thanks. I'll get them left. It's just jay I'll get them. I'm coming to get you There we go Yay The zombies were actively not doing anything. You guys are just murdering sociopaths. Yeah putting that out Why did you keep shooting each other? Day 539 Hey, it appears that There's been a breach. There's finally a chance for us to escape These seem to be My unlikely companions Although half-witted My life is in their hands now I've been here so long. I can't even remember what I did to get thrown in here I wish I could tell them Tell them how doomed we were 106 I remember the guy who he once was Long time ago Used to be a nice guy Don't know what they did to him But not all these scp's are as anomalies as the foundation says Some of them used to be normal people Makes me wonder how long it'll be before I get turned into one of those things Hey, hey, hey, stop fucking running. Oh, sorry. I thought you were an scp Of course they treat us like trash Subhuman that was the own stupidity. We're only objects to their property Do we all want to go down there? Hang out? Yeah No What do you mean? No, don't do it Tell them. Tell them what you saw down there. Tell them. They're monsters. The question I remember him Poor bastard I wonder if he's even got his left same memories in there that man was gorgeous And there goes another one This is where it ends Freedom Could this be it? I'm going to see the surface After so many years I might even get to see my family again Unless phil puts a stop to it MTF No, no, no No This was my chance. I'm not giving up now Phil Do you recognize me? Is that you you remember me You're still in there Please take me to the surface He's still in there He's no monster You're the monster All of you scp scientists Phil I need your help, please If you're still in there Take me to the surface I want to see my family again. Of course. He can't understand me. I hope he can find solace Wherever he goes You please help Yes, tell him right this way tell him you need help Finally I can reach the surface I can see the bright earthy sky Feel the wind on my face Breathe fresh oxygen Am I really making it out? Finally This is it these mtf I guess they're not so bad after all Go on Tell them Tell them thank you Tell them you'll never forget them And tell them when you get out of here You're going to be a better person Come on