 What is up, my cranky crew? It's Ethan from Cranky Plays, and today we are here in Dark Deception. I saw this game popping around on TikTok of all places. It's not a new game. It came out in like 2018, but there are four chapters. The newest chapter was released recently. That's probably why it was popping up, but I thought we'd play a little spooky game. You know, the holidays, the scariest time of all. Oh, being with family, shit! Ooh, chapter five is coming too soon, but we are going to play chapter one. We have to, because we haven't played the game at all before. So, let's get into it. Dark Deception. Dark Deception, that's the name of the game. Thank you so much, chapter one. It is done. Now, more five. Lord in darkness, Master Bruce. Why can't I only see your eyes? I don't like that. Beers! Mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry. Oh, another one. How nice to have some company again. The way that you move is kind of weird, and I don't like how you just freeze. Let's have a look at you. Who are you? You disappoint me, love. You really do. You really do. You're like popping in and out of focus, too. That's weird. I thought you'd be bigger. Hey. Hey, I'm fighting. It's not that sure. I know everything you've got hidden in that brain of yours. In this brain of mine? I know all the terrible things you've done. Please don't shoot. I'll rub my hands even harder. Good now, no. Here I am. Grovel and beg. Grovel and beg. Yes, mommy. I can't go back. Only death awaits you there now. Well, I don't want to go in if it's only death, dude. I see it in you. You see it in me? And I can help change your fate. OK. But if you want a new life, you're going to have to suffer quite a bit to get it. But I don't like suffering. Suffering isn't fun. Bierce's ballroom. The pieces to a powerful ring are hidden in nightmares behind each of these portals. Whoa. Find them and bring them to me. OK. And you'll get your wish. Fail. Hey, I'm behind you. Hello? Who are you talking to? I'm behind you. Hey. Jesus Christ. Monkey. There's a little monkey in there. All right. Well, let's go into the clock sticking. Uh-oh. We're going into the monkey room. Can we sprint? We can. OK. Hello, little monkey. Who are you? Monkey business. OK. What we got going on here with the monkey business? All right. Yeah, welcome. Breakfast and murder. Free every day until 10 AM. Well, what time is it? It's 3 18 PM. So I guess we won't be having any murder tonight. Can I ding this? Can I ring a ding-ding? Huh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I can. Well, monkey's sea. Fucking. Are you all going to fall over? I don't like him. I don't like him at all. What am I supposed to do? Am I just supposed to face my fears? I don't know how many of them. He's spooky. He's scary. I don't like that I can't see him. Fucking a boy. I don't want to go there. Hello? It's a lovely elevator. I guess I don't really know what any of these symbols mean, so I wouldn't be able to pick a floor even if I wanted to. Be honest with you. Why am I blinking like that? I don't like that. Oh, and I. Yeah. Those are soul shots. Fragments of human spirit scattered throughout the halls of this little man. Break the boards, OK. Each crystal is a remnant of one who has met their end here. Oh. So we got at least four or five. OK. One more thing. You're not alone. Great. There are monsters in here, and they're looking for you. Here, you'll need this. It can detect each shard's location. How many fucking people have died in here? To disappoint me here, a very clever girl. Clever girl. It's not a very fast runner. Enough instruction. Break those boards, and let's get this party started. This doesn't seem like a good party. I don't like them. OK. Well. Oh! Enemy's revealed. Oh, fuck. It's like Pac-Man, my guy. Oh, fuck. I'm not even really looking at the thing. I'm just looking. Shit ass! Oh my god, my guy. I don't even know who's coming to get me. But I just know that I don't like him. I don't like him at all. Oh, I'm not even looking at the thing. I have to collect all of the shards? Every last one of them? But my friend, I don't know if I can do that. There's so many. I'm not looking at the actual screen at all. I'm just looking at the little Pac-Man thing down there just to make sure that I don't get killed. Collect all the shards? All of them? Oh. I didn't see him on the thing. I don't like the monkeys. What? How many more do I have to do? What if I just go real slow? Yeah, I don't think that's really going to be doing me very much good. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, dude. Jesus. Do this. Is 149 the amount that I've gotten, or the amount that I have left to get? Oh, the amount left. If I go back here, can he still get me? He can, can't he? Yep. I don't like it. I'm taining S rank is not p- well, I don't really care about S rank, honestly. Am I faster than these funny monkeys? I fucking better be. Oh my god, I think he just came out of the door. Can I go indoors? Is that allowed? Oh, do you have 75 charge or less? Your tablet will point the closest one. Yeah, guys, I really don't care about these S rank monkeys. You know? I hate that noise. Hungry? Not really. But these monkeys seem hungry for me. Jesus Christ, dude, how am I? All right, I only have 70 left. I feel like I'm doing well, even though I won't be an S rank monkey. But that's OK, because my mom will always love me. No matter what rank monkey I am. Oh, fucking I. They're so fast, and I don't like them. God, if I had to do everything just on those three like if it restarted, that would suck so bad. All right, only 43 little monkeys left. How many little guys are around here? The stun orb has a timer? Wait, what? Have I been able to stun monkeys this whole time? Has that been a thing that I've been able to do? How do I stun monkeys? Hey, oh shit, there was only one more. Fuck. I've got all of them. I've got all of them. Wait, what? I'm going the wrong way. I'm going the wrong way. How many monkeys are there? It sounds like there's like a billion fucking monkeys. Oh, God, I hate this. Oh, God, I hate this. Oh, God, I fucking hate this. Into my gamer zone. Yes, yes. By entering my gamer mode, I have beaten the monkeys. Maybe. Oh, dear. Maybe. How am I? What portal? This portal, right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shut the elevator door. Oh, it was like rising eight with the baby. At the height of that. At the height of that. So I have to go through like a billion portals of hell? Well, what about through this red portal? I escaped. He said there was no escape. So I got a Phenorang B better than I ever did in school. I feel Joe monkeys. Beers? Are you talking about the monkey? Who is that? Ew. Beer. Beers so persistent after all this time. I don't like. Do not listen to her mortal. She's just using you. Give her the ring, and there will be consequences. What kind of consequences? This is your only warning. Can I give you the ring? And you will suffer. These zooms are really crazy. They're making me. His powers come out. Reach you here. OK. Place it on the table now. OK. It's been so long. Ew. The ring is called the Rital of Heaven. The Rital of Heaven? A demonic name, don't you think? A demon's power is contained inside it. The creature of infinite cruelty that you just met. The monkey? Are you talking about is the monkey the infinite cruelty creature? Or are we talking about the eye? OK. OK. Whatever. Sure. I have what? I have to do eight more of these. Malak has blocked the entrance. I don't think he likes you very much. No, I don't think he does either. You need inhuman speed to get past that barrier. I'm good thing I'm here to help. Yeah, inhuman speed. Go sprint. I can unlock the power to boost your speed for brief periods of time. OK. This? How do I get a speed boost? Ooh. Ooh. That's cool. Now what? So here's the thing, game, is that you don't let me traverse through the menus at all. Like, I can't press exit. If I restart, does that restart every? This is the only thing that I can do. I'm taking a leap of faith. Please don't actually restart the game. Cool. Now I'm letting you toggle your ta- I use a tablet? OK. Yeah, sure. So I guess I use a fucking iPad to select my. Oh, no. I don't like this. I don't like children. It's like my least favorite. No, actually, not at all. It was the last another barrier. You know what to do. I'm a basketball team with a lot of trophies, huh? Yay, speed boost. I think I like this. Yeah, I don't like this. Yeah, I don't like this at all. Look at your feet. You're gross. You're so gross. Back school is back in session. Am I just going to have to collect all these fucking guys again? Great. Great. Great. Great. Where did my iPad go? Is this also the whole game? Just me going through collecting shards? Enemy's revealed where. My iPad's dead. Can I have my iPad back? Because without my iPad, without my iPad, it's really hard to see. Like, how many more do I need? Oh, god. Oh, god. I'm running really fast. I'm super fucking fast. What are you talking about, lady? And where is my iPad? I need it to succeed. Oh, shit. There was a little girl. Well, come on, Mike. Can I have my iPad back? Because I really don't know how much progress I've made at all. All right, friends. Well, I'm going to end this here. I know that I didn't beat Agatha. But the thing isn't like it's like there's my iPad. It's broken, just like our table. And it seems very hard. And very repetitive. I don't know if the rest of the chapters are the exact same as this. Maybe I'll do some research. Maybe you let me know. But I don't really want to play more of it if it's just the same thing you run around looking for jam-shard things. I don't know, just a little monotonous. But anyway, got a couple good jump scares. The spooky red light is on. Ooh, the spooky red light. So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.