Country's Not In My Heart - Country Cracker featuring Jax





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Published on May 14, 2013

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Drums, Bass, Vocals and Lyrics by : Brennen Wood
Ukulele - Greg Jackson
*additional and well deserved credits at end of video

Lyrics :

Well My wife never left me for my brother
And I don't have a dog that runs away from home
I don't like skin tight jeans
Cowboy boots aren't for me
And I hate the smell of the frickin' rodeo

I can't stand the handlebar mustache
And cowboy hats just look dumb to me
I don't have a pickup truck
Cuz the gas mileage sucks
And I don't slap my wife when she talks back to me

I don't live in a trailer
I don't work on a farm
I don't own a John Deere tractor
Guess country's not in my heart

Fort Worth, TX was the town I was born in
The state of country bumpkins galore
I don't own a Garth Brooks record
I'm not seduced by a goat or heifer
I know I'm not country, thank the Lord

I don't have a pasture full of horses
I've never watched a movie starring John Wayne
I don't know how to to Two-Step
I never wanted to learn that
The only country I enjoy is chicken fried steak

Ya see, I don't even like country music
and I can't stand nascar
I don't share the excitement of watching cars go around...and around
I don't hogtie baby cows....and around
I prefer my chili from a can...and around
Screw the stockshow...and around
the stars at night are big and bright? Well, practically anywhere you go that's away from the city lights...and around

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