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Published on Apr 25, 2011
Songwriter Eddy Lawrence performing an off-the-cuff camcorder version of a song from his upcoming album, "Heaven's Not My Home".
The Bible Geek
Hurricanes and thunder Miracles and wonders Bushes burning in the sand Heavenly conceptions Immaculate deceptions Jesus walking like a man I've heard some people pleading They don't like bible reading It makes their eyes grow heavy lids But you won't find me snoring 'Cause I don't think its boring The bible is some crazy shit
Famine and destruction Incest and seduction Fattened lambs to sacrifice Fratricidal slaughter Blood that flows like water Lordy, ain't the good book nice Temperamental tyrants Midgets slaying giants Children thrown to lion pits Pestilence, diseases God does just as he pleases The bible is some crazy shit
The fears and aspirations Of every single nation From creation 'til the end of time For 1300 pages The fear and fury rages But in the end, for some It works out fine
Redactions and omissions Harmonized positions Contradictions syncretized If you thinking it's confusin' That's not just an illusion No, that's exactly by design
So if you're looking for reliable truth Forget the bible You will quickly find the facts don't fit Some might find it grating But to me it's fascinating Yeah, the bible is some crazy shit
I encourage you to read it If you do, you won't believe it
'Cause the bible is really kinda crazy The bible isn't merely for the weary, weak, and lazy The bible, hey you are liable If you read it to just never wanna quit