 fucking day, you know the score at Don't Flop on the Twitter, at Twitter on myself This is Don't Flop Berlin, the second Germany vs England battle of the night Berlin makes a noise one time! It all across the globe as well as our first ever time taking Don't Flop to Berlin Germany, any of that shit, shout out to Jolly J and don't let the label you every single time, but letting us come out alright English vs German battle number two of the evening MC on my right-hand side making his debut in Berlin from London makes a noise for Mr. Tongue Twister, let's go! MC on my left-hand side representing Germany first ever time doing a battle in English, so much respect to that make some noise for Brian Damage, let's go! And you decide who you think won, please make sure you leave a comment on the YouTube and on the forum as well, we flipped off camera, twist one to flip he chose Brian Damage to go first, so if we can get quiet in the room everybody, it's round number one on Brian, let's go! Yo, can you hear me? Yeah, when Jolly J said I should battle in English This is, because my level of skill is very diminished You level up with it, but first we had to distinguish between the exit we're picking and when the lesson was finished I chose American English because it's better than British If you lose, I can still blame it on my English, but what the fuck is this? J, confront the matchup, I was like, that is sweet because apparently Ali G has agreed to battle me and every time he's busting the whack rhyme he ends his line with called Chris Taylor, who's getting hurt today he's known for making jokes by saying slurs on stage you're not entertaining a crowd only playing a clown in a disturbing way so you're the exact type of English rapper Ali G tried to impersonate you wanna be a prankster, getting hysterical after but you make people angry with an embarrassing tactic you know, comedian Taylor, that's just terrible acting because you're even faker than my American accent very attractive, thanks to my mantis you having injected seriously, you're so skinny, you look like fucking Beetlejuice after a disease or two you're so skinny, I don't need to cover my eyes to play peek-a-boo or hide-and-seek with you you're so skinny, I can barely even kid from Africa I would share their meal with you Kate makes me wonder, do you gain any weight after supper? his mom used to hang up the laundry line in the backyard so he could play in the shade during summer you look like fucking Kate Moss after a weight loss spreads his arms and says true, but you're not gonna win this, you fool because your chances of taking the W are even slimmer than you this bridge gonna lose, I'll beat this worm down he came here to make Err proud but I'm gonna send him back to his birth town you're on my turf now, it probably hurts now when I get the word out but it's just like the World Cup because this English gonna fly back home after the first round how many times do you want a World Cup? four? well done how many times do you want a World War? I just want to say thanks to Err and Jolly J not from my opponent, Moss's name I just want to say thanks for the fact that I got on a plane accommodation and free holiday that's what you say you see Brian likes riding his motorcycle whilst wearing a velvet phone listening to a well-good song by Elton John but one day he had an accident and he didn't have his helmet on that's why Brian's got brain damage and that's why he spelt it wrong so when I started this shoot that's only half the issue the AI ain't right your intelligences are official and you know in The Simpsons there's that fat foreign exchange student called Uta yeah? that's him in the future you stop it and you'll be saying don't make me run in front of chocolate see I've got a coldest of Ryan schemes they're not even choking and trying to breathe like he's choking on ice cream Brian freeze see I was checking out one of your vows I was checking out one of your vows just to watch it perform and I was properly torn because it caused a rile between me and my girl and what was it for? well, when I was doing my research what she heard when she stopped at the door was that's just good my girl and she obviously thought I was watching some porn you see I don't care if you can speak English or speak German when you're doing a track you're still ruining brand see I can speak freestyle when I'm gluing in that fuck it I'll take a pull on your flag and wave my uni in Jack her family guide bars a straight fucking whack a rate null of that this isn't a cartoon if Brian gets killed fate's a bloody black and he ain't coming back well you get buried yourself you are proudly English and you couldn't win the world war without an American self is a bomb liquor because every time he twists his tongue it's well in a bomb Mr. Tongue Twister the good rapper is something you aren't like your mom's sister listen to your music even downloaded a couple tracks bitch your flow was wack and you only wrap up Marcia's wack shit and it was such a bad mix not even your double tracks fit so why do you call yourself Tongue Twister when you can't even do a proper ad-lib having a doubt you'll never come out your career got smashed on the ground cause your bad wear it counts and after this you won't play any gigs cause they hate on you Chris so technically battling me now is gonna be the first and the last time that you are going to rap for a crowd he actually had a couple of gigs mostly it was freestyling right your songs make fun of being a rapper the comedian type they're a rap parody still you enter the rap battle league to get some serious hype so the twist is that twist is making fun of the only thing that gave him a real meaning in life you think I'm as stupid as these Americans to use such lame bars nah I got fame bars that leave your face guard and I kind of feel like Diana now cause I mess around got blinded by tunnel vision and hit the road it's like I beat Ray Charles scratch that I said I mess around got blinded by tunnel vision and hit the road it's like I beat Ray Charles I need to give you this tutorial on how to write great bars cause whenever you try some wordplay the only thing I can think of is face palm how do you expect people to fill a line when you fill a line with filler lines I had four bodies in a row you're only here to fill a line cause you're a walking filler line I come to take your silly life you're running late the wind is mine my punches make your minutes fly so they are another way for killing time really silly flows you said you had four bodies in a row well it looks like you've got four bodies in those clothes show of hands for Brian Damage I'm surprised to even show up hands they're saying you're right a passage your words will make me throw up hands like sign language cause I'm a fucking savage then he'll throw up hands cause I've got sick punches knuckle sandwich and you see you might just think that I'm a guy from Hersham and you might just think that my life is perfect but if you knew the way where my mind was working you might just swerve it's quite disturbing you definitely don't want to know where I've been lurking I knew I would murk put brains on the floor like a shy as a surgeon and seeing as I'm in Berlin I'm a stereotype this German do you know why this vermin will die a virgin your whole life you've been hiding behind that Brian Curtin and this is slightly urgent I'm determined and I am certain you're not the violent version you're just a nice guy hiding inside a person like Heisenberg or Tyler Durden and yo like Heisenberg or Tyler Durden and remember on Facebook there was that message said when you said should we keep it at 90 seconds or 126 but I bet you wished that you'd never said let's just keep it at 90 seconds soon as you haven't accepted my friend request fucking beg is that true yes, correct and it doesn't matter if it's 90 seconds or 126 I'm still putting in 110% and remember when you battled one of the best events when you went against my EP and what you mentioned next gets me vexed my EP's father had died and you thought you had some clever text no you felt every test so in retrospect you recollect and then regret mentioning anyone when they're dead if you don't let the rest or you can't resurrect you will never get respect listen I'm about to do freestyle I spat those lines and I got my EP's respect for these lines so fuck you yo has anyone noticed how massive his nose is when I say pop the trunk I mean that yellow wolf jam when he says pop the trunk it's cause you got a nose like the elephant man yo it's such a mighty beak it covers your face up entirely and even climbers need like five whole weeks when they try to reach its highest peak and I believe it has its own family lying on tree cause right now even Jolly J's nose is like finally he leaves battler's flat after you got such a long nose you could battle a smack rapper nose joke his grown nose is probably good for doing coke though so I ain't talking about rapping when I say your lines are low blow but enough about you let's talk about me enter a club in sandals and socks I'm so drunk I'm even wearing a sock when I'm wanking my cock I'm so German every time I see a woman I want to seek out I'll tell her she's mine by rapping her into my beach towel I'm so German my favorite movie downfall and I'm always in a hurry slow it down now fuck that I got no time for slowing down bars in every fucking way I won't even go jogging at night cause I'm never running late rich height very polite super considerate super political so what else you got on me besides these stereotypes no and if you want to talk about my heritage I draw the line like Aerosmith I don't like cocky quotes cause Nazi jokes are more than just embarrassing and no one was the Germans who abused God's power killing Jews in hot showers but my grandpa died in a concentration camp too he was drunk and fell off a watchtower regime when all of your peeps still follow a queen England you still have monarchy G monarchy G I rip the Magna Carta in pieces punch Prince Charles in his teeth and bring your Commonwealth King fuck the arsenal team and your cocky beliefs fuck the stones the spice girls and all of the bees John is a freak James Bond isn't real for crumpets and tea or bubble and squeak I'll have your mom on her knees with my bratwurst to eat till she hardly can breathe yelling he said fuck the queen fuck the Beatles and fuck whoever that was soft I'll just say fuck David Husslehoff versus little young Hitler okay that's my challenge they said don't mention the war why? you're gonna cry faggot they said if you won the war we'd be speaking German yeah that might happen how would I manage but now I'm in your country and you're speaking my language I'll say he's heavier than that I don't mean he's heavy in fact I'm just taking a piss and saying that this fella is fat because when you look like this and you're wearing a hat you look like Family Guy's Chris if he was there in a wrap and had the voice of the fish from American Death you'll never be at the level of math you'll never have fat and intelligent rap you need to start accepting the fact there's bread as a fat you said I have a big nose and I definitely have but you forgot mentioning that I have an impeccable beard and an incredible tash I have an impeccable beard and an incredible tash I may look Jewish but I'm not I can never be that because this German ain't getting me gas George wrote in my final letter saying yeah my bad brother let's do a track together I like the soul I like the pe- what the f-