 Welcome back everybody. Merry Christmas Eve, although you'll probably see this Christmas day. Nice hair dude. Dude, last Christmas you looked like a respectable human. This Christmas you looked like a f***ing homeless person. You look like coconut head from that as a classmate. See, it looks kinda dope when it's back like that. Kinda dope. It's sort of a mullet. See, this is the other thing we were talking about guys. We want to do, we want to give him a little pump dreads. Dude, would that not be sick? Check it out out here though. He looks brisk. Look, it's just about time for me to f*** your bitch. Oh my swag. Who is that guy there on the end? Look, we get it dude. You have a lot of sex. Like, chill out. Kinda looks like he's dead ass about to shoot up a school. Oh my god. Like, I'm so serious. I'm not going to school that day. Santa, instead of coming down the chimney at night at our house, Santa would wake up at about 9am, start rapping his presence then, and then he'd walk in the living room at about 11.30 and that's when Santa would put his presence under the tree. That's how it went at our household. We're talking about our worst Christmas memories right now. Ew, I got worse. There's no terrible. Christmas is always amazing. I will say there's one time. So I wake up at like 8am one time and I am so pumped because I think Santa came. And I come up here and Santa did not come. Like, I thought I had been a bad boy that year. There was no presence under the tree. Mom and dad had not even woken up yet. And like, I run in and I'm like crying. I'm like, Mom, like Santa didn't come. Like, and she's like, shut up. Like, shit is gonna come. Like, all right, shit. And then my next worst Christmas is when I was homeless and didn't have any presence. So be grateful, you little shits. Where's my boy Jesus? Yo, where is Jesus? Mom, he definitely is born already. I can see him. He's right behind Mary. That is not a tummy. Tell me why these three are about to drop the most fire album of 2017. No, this has to be crumpled in the front. What are you making? This is Christmas crack right here. Can I sort it? Look at it. Can I put in a fat line? Get blown? This is you get to say to anyone who watches this vlog, there's one thing they can take into their lives. From Mrs. Mahir. Anything. Christmas is about family. Christmas is about family. What if they don't have a family? Are you just being disingenuous to people who don't have families? No. It's about family and friends. What if they don't have friends or family? It's about Jesus. They always have a guy. Wow, that was a good one. She kind of just cornered me. I don't know what I'm supposed to say to that. Yeah, Mom, what if you're a Buddhist? Then you got a mini Buddha. Only mini Buddha? You don't get full size Buddha? Mini Buddha. This is what I got Connor. You're a snowflake. Shout out Barstool. Shout out Barstool. This is great. Alright, now look at Kyle got me. Oh my God. Tell me I'm not about to smash bricks. Tell me I'm not about to have the most pop in the fraternity. I'm going to roll up to every single frat party with six fully loaded Pepsi and or Coca-Cola cans that are poppy like. Oh my God, like a round and shot gun show. That's how I wore it. And all that leaves is the final gift. And this apparently is a family gift. It is a family gift. Do I do the top one or the middle one first? Do the big one first. Okay. Is it a basketball? It is not a basketball. Oh, shit. Oh, you got it. Yeah. And what did you say? Oh my God. What is this goddamn thing? I got a good feel for what this is going to be. It's going to be. Why do you got Odyssey? How did you know? He was hanging out the entire day. I think he had a Odyssey video pulled up on his computer. He goes, oh my God, it looks so fun. Is this the instructions? The instruction pan for it. Is it going to be in next? You plug it into your VHS, Dad. You plug it into your VHS. Actually put it on your, what's the stereo? Put it on your record player, Dad. Yes, I'm with Zelda. I guess we'll see. And they make Skyrim for that. How do you know this? Because we were at GameStop. Yeah, kind of asked for it. Oh, I thought you learned that at your job. Wow. We cannot keep that. Well, the mic cut out. Yeah, Connor botched my whole shot. But I surprised everyone. Everyone was asking for Zelda, and I had also bought it. I was going to give it to everyone for Christmas tomorrow. But everyone wanted it, so I brought it out now. I'm a man of the people. So we do have Zelda as well. Zelda Super Mario Odyssey gods. Nintendo Switch gods. Shut up. It's Christmas morning, everyone. It's a Christmas miracle, bro. That was perfect. And now I get to go see if Santa came. Santa did come. Goose is just... Goose, do you think Santa might have come? Goose and Santa come all over our Christmas tree? No. No, Santa came. Please tell me that's not your handwriting, Dad. You are an adult. Okay, here's all the stuff I got. Yeah, for people yesterday that I haven't wrapped yet. So I got to get like wrapping paper up here and wrap these super quick. I don't know how to... I don't know how to wrap presents at all. Worst wrap ever, but from this side. That looks good. The ends are not impeccable. But I'm proud of myself. Not proud of my effort on this one. But it's just my mom. I mean, it's not like she gave birth to me or anything. So that's cool. We read it. Snow is not all fun and games, people. Snow is not all fun and games, people. It is not all fun and games. It's a good thing we just had Christmas. So we can... We have all these boxes for you to live in when you go back to being homeless. You disgusting human. I need something. You don't know how to use group message, do you? Oh, stop it. Stop it. No, this is for you. Where's Buddy? He's your brother. You got yours? She opened it. She's gonna... She's gonna kill that thing. She's freaking out. She literally already killed it. No way. Yeah, now she doesn't care. Now she's just like, alright, what's the next one? Let me try the next one. This is like White Elm. The meaning of Christmas. Do you remember from last year? I do. It's not what you gather, but what you scatter. You said, no, you gather as much as you possibly can. Something like that. Something like that, you did. The meaning of all this is to put a price tag on love. The amount you love someone is how much you are willing to spend on them. Amen. The only meaning in life is money. I learned all of this in the Bible. Written by Jesus Christ Himself. This is from Asifian 416. Asifian? I don't know, it's something in the Bible. Isn't it? Asifian? I don't think so. So I just got this, which is definitely going to be in videos. And I'm going to try and put it on this. Put it around your nose. Oh, good. I see these that are like their gin order. See, look at the difference between now and buddy. Can you see the difference between now and buddy? Oh my God. That's buddy. Where's it with absolute pride? I was like, I don't know. No, he's shedding to get a new coat. Did you drink it? I have juggernaug, sweet cola, quick revive, and double tap. Oh my gosh. I remember double tap. These are the four original, I'm pretty sure. Nintendo Switch is the coolest thing ever. So sick. Mario just goofing around. It's the final thing in my stocking. It's an avocado. Dang. It was actually an avocado. Everyone who's watching this video, you're going to love the final gift. Can you guess what it might be? It's cold. It is cold. It is fire. It's icy cold. It's straight Gucci. Oh my God. Gucci Christmas robe. No, it's not. Look at that. Don't say that, you just stop. It says women on the tag. It says women on the tag because I had to get a women's large because they were out of the men's. It's a men's robe. Mom, the Gucci robe is so fire. This is how I pick up girls in college. Mom, I wear this to class every single day and I pick up so many girls. It's just obscene. Tell me how many women you're about to get. All of them. Yeah, that's this kid. That's going to conclude the Christmas day video. I hope you guys all had an awesome Christmas. We had an awesome Christmas here. Stay tuned for more. I am about to record a snow challenge video. One of us is jumping in the snow without our clothes on. So stay tuned for that. Alright guys, I'll talk to you later. Peace out.