 I have a bad boy halo. Huh? Oh wait. I knew it was bad boy halo. Oh no, I am not bad boy halo. Okay, sorry, Syrotech. You're gonna make me cry. Cryrotech? I thought it was coming on here to record, you know, a nice video with my friend, but now I'm just getting bullied. This is just harassment. Why am I in Turbo Kart Racers? What? What? What? What? You're kidding. What? What? No way. What? This is blowing my mind right now. What? What? What? Why can't I join any games? I don't want to play this game. Alright, join Blue Team. Wait, no. Join Blue Team. No. You better not turn off all your settings and stuff. Okay. Turn off like your jump boost one million and speed like ten. No! Your first win of the day. Maybe three. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. What was that? Why? Exposing your voice crack? That hasn't happened in months. Exposed? That hasn't happened in months. I don't know what's wrong with me. Exposed? Okay, I'm going to choose the coolest team. Go Red. I'll go Red. Yes, you actually did it. Yeah, of course. Why don't I listen to you? Why are these modifiers on? What the heck is this? One hit, one kill? So basically everything's worthless. Swords are worthless. What the heck? Okay. I see how it is. I have a game plan now. It's like we're on the freaking moon. Good job. Really good job, honestly. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm very proud of you. Thank you. Okay, so my my master strategy is as follows. Nice, good job. Honestly. Then turn off speed. Go away, go away. In one second respawn time. Why can't I? Okay, there we go. Wow, bad can't jitter click. Exposed? Listen, okay. I am not bad boy Halo. Why doesn't it work? Okay. I just called you out for it, but I can't do it. Bad can't jitter click proceeds to try jitter clicking and fails. Jump it. Jump it. No, you turned on everything but instant bed break. What the heck? Yeah. I'm so stupid. Did you just fall in the void? No. You'll see. I'll see. I'm not going to expose how dumb I am just right now. You probably like failed to jump or something. No. I didn't. Okay, I failed that though. Let's go. Oh, you bought armor. Oh my god, I didn't even think about it. Was that not what you were thinking about? What? What's up? I bought a diamond sword. This is the end of my career. Yeah, yeah, no. Wait. I think I just had a stroke. I started speaking the way that you type. Wow, bullying my typing methods? Yeah. Wait, did you take off the stupid modifiers? Yeah, you took off jump boost. But you gave a speed three. That was my one advantage that I had. I actually knew how to place blocks. Oh, and PVP is on. Good. Or maybe not good. Maybe I suck. Ouch. Ouch. You know what I'm going to do? I have lots of health. I'm just going to, you know... No, you're doing the same thing. Bad trade. You just fall. No, you have one second. God dang. At least there's no jump boost now, so I can do this. If I can speed bridge three blocks, can I have your bed? Five. I did three. I would have gotten three. I don't have blocks to do the block trapping. I can't do it. Imagine relying on block trapping to kill people. Well, I'm at low health, so you're probably good. I'm about to die. No, no, no. Or if you want to go over there, that's fine. That's fine with me. I am willing to paypal you $7. It was five earlier. Now it's seven. I'm willing to paypal you $7. If without modifiers, you win the next game. Okay, I think I turned everything off. Okay, why am I lagging? What's going on? Imagine lagging bad. Imagine not having like a $2,000 computer. No, don't do sad. Oh my god. There was this comment. No, I'm not. Right? Where someone said play doubles bed wars, but every time one person dies, the other person has to die. How would that work? I want to do that. How would that work? Let's say we were on doubles right there. Since I decided you would have to kill yourself. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about like a plugin or something. I was like, oh, how would you do that? High pixel. My bed defense is so beautiful. I don't want to look. It's like end stone and glass and wood and obsidian. Hey buddy. It's placed down in a perfectly symmetrical. Why did I bridge so high up? I don't know. The fall damage. I mean, I have a lot of hearts. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I have all day. Me too. Hey, I'll make you trade. How many blocks do you have? 20. Because I currently have 18 and I would like a few blocks. No. No, that's not possible. Yes. Yes. You placed down a block. Yes. I need that. Thank you. Oh, two blocks. Two blocks. Thank you. This is my birthday. June. Yeah, I can make that. I can make that. I can make that. No, you can't. You're a bully. You're a bully. Stop. Why do you have an axe? I have tools because I'm prepared. Ouch. Ouchie. Ouchie. That was ouchie. Why do you do the ouchie to me? I can't build there. Oh, you're diamonds, aren't you? Yeah, you are. Okay, time for me to defend my bed. Because I'm an epic gamer. Do you like my bed defense? It's so good, right? Oh my god, it's so nice. So pretty. Team? Team? Yeah, you can. Can I really? You will never have a screenie. I just want a screenie with my favorite. What a nuke. See, you call me bad boy Halo, but I'm the one winning. Ouchie, I'm not the one winning anymore. Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie. Okay. The way that discord just cut that screen was perfect. No, no, get away, get away, get away. No. Do you want a screenie now? Do you want a screenie now? I don't think I want a screenie anymore. I just got a comment. And it says, is it weird how Goldfish is actually supposed to be a romantic snack? I don't know. I just got a romantic snack. I don't know.