 I can't come up with a list of reasons, why not? There's only, yes. This is a real thing that people do, like body painters and makeup artists, they like camouflage themselves into things. But when I do it, it's like funny and I'm losing my mind for some reason, I disagree. I'm just trying to be a creative lady, okay? Like, what the hell, man? I wonder what Jenna Marbles is up to these days. Why is it funny if I do it? But like, if a makeup artist does it, they're like, wow, this is spectacular. They deserve an award. Why can't I try stuff without, like people thinking I'm nuts. Is that the way that I'm saying it? Is that the way? But we're not just gonna do my face, okay? Larissa, I'm gonna one up you, we're gonna do my whole ass head. And then I hope I can just like lay a blanket over me and I'll just, I'll be the chair. The first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get my hair out of the way. Timer, 10 years. Julian. I really love you for three days. Stop! No, we already have one going for 84 years and he just stopped setting timers for years in advance. Are you gonna like it? I just need to know if you're gonna like it. What does that mean? Like am I gonna find it attractive? Yeah. You wanna be around it? Yeah, are you gonna wanna be around it? Probably not at both. You know what? You need to open your mind a little, stop being so judgy. I think you need to close your mind a little bit more. By the way, I think that the color of my hair is really pretty, do you? So you agree, it's like really pretty. Oh my, when you're not positive, someone's gonna compliment you, so you guide them into it. No. Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step. Hold on honey, you need a touch-up. And action. Touch-up. Makeup artist that doesn't know what action means. And action. Okay honey, let's get right up here. I don't have any like bobby pins. That's Robert pins to you. A little one's a bobby pin and a big one is a Robert pin. Your dress is in the form of a standard Robert pin. Oh, hold it for me. I was thinking of possibly just leaving the ear pieces on because I'm just gonna be a, I'm just gonna be a chair, so like I don't need ears. Yeah, you don't need ears, leave them on. Why should I go in my necklace on? That actually looks so good on you, fuck. Get back here and show them. Oh my fucking god, beach. But I'm not gonna be able to hear, so if I'm shouting. So it'll be just like normal when you. Can't achieve it. Boogie, boogie, boogie. I feel like that's good, right? Who is this bald beach? Smash or pass? Honestly, smash. No pass, pass. Smash. Now that we know what I would look like as the bald person, which is fabulous as hell. I am going to, I did pencil in my eyebrows to put some mascara on and I'm gonna take that off so I can glue them down. The real me has come out. Because my plan is to make my whole face and head white so then I can put the blue over it. And I hope that that works because there is no plan B, you know what I'm saying? Stop it. How's that look? I'm actually like debating cutting myself a little ear hole cause I like really can't hear. Just like right here. Yeah, I'll make sure not to stab you right in the middle of the ear. No, please. Show the camera. Show the camera what this fucking looks like dude. I don't have anything to like blend this edge so I hope you guys appreciate the effect I'm going for without being a stickler for detail. Why did you just say that? I didn't say anything, you can't hear me. I guess I can bitch. I'm sorry, you look bored. Why? Oh, look at me directly please. Don't do that. Oh, there she is. Hi Sylvia. Hello. That's loud. You're gonna have to help me with some of my head. Give me a do some of the head. Yeah, go ahead. Try and bright like a diamond. That's not helpful. Ow, fuck, it was not my jaw. I look like a hot bald ghost. Imagine me waking you up in your dreams being like, boo bitch. Maybe I should try and put some yellow on. Is that a better color? Yeah, that's definitely more accurate for the couch. Oh, you know what I look like in the face? Data. You do look like data. I think maybe some powder is going to help. Am I supposed to use a brush for this or? I feel like this doesn't look good at all. I don't look like a chair. Oh, it's actually, that's not too bad. Doesn't believe my feedback until she sees it for herself. So I'm gonna have to draw the lines where you have to pick a specific spot to be in. I have to pee first, honestly. So I'm going to be using Julian's phone. It's gonna go up to like my eyebrow, right? Yeah, I need the mirror a little bit. Does that look right? And then the line needs to go down to my neck, right? Yeah, to like the bottom of your chin. Uh-oh, what have I done? How's that, A for effort? Yeah, good. And you're gonna go a little more up. Yeah. Like that? Is that the right angle? Yeah, I think so, you're doing great. That's a perfect angle. Wow, that was nice. That's honestly so good. Does this, is this up a little higher? Well, maybe a little bit, yeah. Damn, that shit was crazy. You did that though. Wait, but then there's one little peak up here still, right? Like one little, and then that's all blue. Yeah, you did a really good job. Did I though? You did, you did like this fucking hardest spot because your face is curved and the design is flat. Well, how am I looking so far? You look like an X-Men that didn't quite make it. I really do look like an X-Men that hasn't quite made it. I'm gonna use my spatula and my colors here to try and create a beautiful, maybe blue on my hand. All right, so I've mixed to the best of my ability a batch of color that I think should be maybe okay. Oh, here we go. How am I looking? You look almost like a chair. Tell me I look like the Cheerio dream. I wanna sit on it. Oh, I look like an X-Men. Julian might adjust the white balance for me in post here so that it looks a little better. You a true magician, boy. Mix up a bunch of color beach. Hopefully that's enough to last through the rest of my dance. It's so weird just like sitting in this position for this long. Are you bored yet? When bae is bored of you being a chair. I'm just a chair out here, living my best life. I am a chair. Hey ladies. Yeah. I am a chair. Yeah. Hey ladies. Yeah. We're the fellas. I'm just out here being an adult, like fuck. Jenna, what do you wanna be when you grow up? A fucking chair. Bitch, I wanna be a chair. If you're having trouble deciding what you wanna do in your future, just show this to like your guidance counselor and be like, listen bitch, okay. You said I could be anything. I wanted to be a chair. This is very difficult. Okay, the illusion is starting to come together. Is it? Yeah. What illusion? I am a chair. Halloween is quaking right now. You're not just going to like a Halloween party. You be like, what the fuck are you? You be like, I'm a living room chair. I'm not gonna lie. I look hot. What else do I need to do? Nothing. Put the mirror down. Wait, is that it? My eyes are starting to hurt. So you think if we like cover me in a blanket, I'll look like a chair? Yeah, pretty good looking right now. Let's see what I look like. Do I look like a chair? Close your eyes. Hey bitch, it's me, yo chair. Oh my God. What? Do I look like a chair? Yeah, you look like a chair. Did I do it? You did it, you did it. Yeah. This is so fucking weird. Right. That's Ariana Grande as a chair. Thank you. Take a seat, bitch. Come sit on me, bitch. It looks so good. Can I see what it looks like? You did such a good fucking job. Wait, really? Can I see what it looks like? Oh, I look beautiful. I don't know where that noise is coming from. I'm hidden. Y'all bitches can't even spell chair. When people be making conversations you want no part of, get called for jury duty. Nowhere to be found, bitch. If he licks my face, I swear to God. Ow, oh, oh, I'm a delicate chair. Oh, he likes the chair. Does it look funnier with my eyes closed or my eyes open? Close them? It looks funnier. Well, both, cause then you open and it was derpy. You did a fucking good job. That shit was hard as hell. Yeah, it was really hard. The hardest part was like drawing the lines and figuring out where it was gonna be. You don't know the answer, but the teacher makes eye contact with you. Y'all can't even see me, bitch. When someone talks shit on Twitter to someone and then they respond back. I mean, some people think that I'm crazy, okay? I'm just out here trying to have a good time. Like, what's your problem? When you smile, it's so fucking derpy. Good times in TanaCon when people are like, where are we from? Hey chair, what should I do with this channel? Should I subscribe? Yeah, you can subscribe if you want to or just like violently smash that unsubscribe. What's the matter? You don't like chairs? Everybody likes chairs. Well, this was this. Larissa, I hope that you're happy. Thank you for treating this at me. I actually had a wonderful time. Contra, bye. I love you, wow. Like, it's weird because you moved to the left a little bit and you're just looking the same. Like, you look fucking nuts over here and then you go right here and then all of a sudden you're a chair. Wow, incredible, Jenna. The sky! What the fuck? If you think I'm taking this off, you're dead. Fuck! Come on, let's go make dinner. No! Come on. Leave me alone. Coming for your chair, beach. Ain't nobody chairs safe, beach! Oh my God. Come this way, come love me. This is my nightmare. Yeah, give it. Sorry.