 Hey everybody, welcome to the very last episode of DTNS and Good Day Internet for 2019. Thank you all so much for your support throughout the year. You make every show we do fun and worthwhile and we could not do it without you. On that note, Joe, aka Theatre Monkey, has put together a set of the best highlights from this year's GDI and DTNS. Enjoy. Good day, Internet. Man, you know what? News is breaking late today. I'll have a beer. Okay, we're doing a chess game in the master level thread on Patreon right now. And Paul Reese, I actually don't know if it's just Paul Reese playing or if he's coordinating with the rest of the master level people, but he's the one that posts all the moves. He posted a move two minutes before showtime. That's a gambit if I ever heard of one. Warms my heart. Everybody in the discord right now is sharing their ICQ numbers. They still have them. Geez. I actually I want a t-shirt that has the burger emoji, the ramen emoji and the number five on it. Burger noodle five. I also understand that I am living in a world where I have few guests and I might feel differently if I had people over all the time going, why is your kitchen smelling garlic? Are you cooking something? No, that's that's my blade plugin. It's garlic alone. Well, but it's not like, hey, I've got guests over and they think my kitchen smells like poop. It's garlic. It is better. Darren Kitchen and I on signal went on a long pun off where the puns had to be around members of the DTNS crew. I made a pun on Elon Musk's name. And Darren said, that's okay. I get snubbed at the office. And I said, well, I just tried to stay in my lane at work. And then Darren said, have you really? The jury's still out on that. And I wrote Roger that. This is so dad joke, but also so funny. Wow. That's true friendship. Oh, it kept going. I mean, that's that's that is that's not you could you could have a lot of acquaintances who would just not do that with you on signal. Sarah. Yes. Could I get you some tapas? I know what you want. Perhaps some small plates of of Huawei news. I will have line three. Oh, that's actually not what I was just trying to transition us to doing the show, but we could do that too. This I thought that's what you were going for. Can I get you some tapas? Perhaps I was like, I know what you want. You want something for me, Tom. And I'll do it. Find out the secrets behind one of your favorite daily tech headlines hosts. I mean, your favorite on Monday and Friday anyway. Yeah. Tuesday and Thursday, obviously the best days. Yeah. Wednesday is your pinnacle. I mean, it's right there in the middle of the week. Just just holding on, keeping everybody balanced. Yeah. I thought about the pyramid aspect of that. Tom Merritt, the news hump. Why haven't I gone by that before now? I don't know. Possibly be wrong. You could have that one for free. Yeah. It was either you get coffee and tea and stuff, but also hot soup of some kind. It was usually because you could just sit and just sip it. And it was like savory and you could just dig forever to drink. It was hot. Like I would totally drink more soup if it was presented to me in drinkable format. Tom is doing something in front of his camera. Oh, look at him. You're not really drinking that. Is he really drinking that? That's cold tomato soup in a box. You really drank that. I bet it wasn't refrigerated. Dude, I've seen him eat a tomato or excuse me, a chocolate donut and then wash it down with Clamato. So I didn't think he would do it. I think he's because he has messed up taste. I'm fairly certain that I did say women's underwear has been removed. And Zoe has suggested that as a title. Yeah, it's funny. I was taken out of context. A likely story. That's why we would flag such filthy content. Right. You're moving undies. Get out of here. Many people get it wrong and say walked softly. So maybe I'm not alone. You've probably heard other people saying that. That's why. And I don't even know what it means to speak softly and carry a big stick means you don't have to yell at people to threaten them. But show that you've got the means to punish them if they get out of line. The idea is that. This whole time I was always like, you're walking gingerly. Yeah, right. Right. I mean, it changes everything. It's actually more threatening because speak softly would be like, I've got a big stick in my hand. And I go, now, Sarah, don't you want to change your mind about that? I would say anything. I'd just walk up to you quietly. Well, what it is, it's like a ninja. What do we tell kids constantly? Stop running. Sit still. See, if we just let them in the ancient times where they weren't told that, they would just become marathon runners. Discover yourself and don't get eaten. I'll see you for dinner. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, that's the trade-off. Some of your kids got eaten back then. But the ones that didn't were faster. It was, I was going to reveal something on the show today. But I can't remember what it was now. Well, that's not much of a reveal. I know. It's not much of a tease, is it? Um, well, yeah. We're waiting time. I am your father. Lord, wow, that's a lot. Oh, no, that's not it. Thank goodness. Scientifically, not possible. In my case, big upgrade. Hey, good day, Internet. If you don't know is the Internet's only show that focuses on making you have a good day. Not just hoping. Is it the only one, Tom? Oh, yeah. No, it's, I mean, that could be advertising puffery, but it's the only one. It's the only one. Okay. It's it's one of a handful of shows. It's the only show we do. It's the best one. It is definitely the best. Yeah. Not the only one, but it's top. It's the only show we do that forces you to have a good day. I guess you're well. Good day, Internet. You don't like hate a blackberry. You're just saying you don't care if you want to. No, no, I actively dislike the taste of most. I will not question whatever culinary advice or opinion you ever get from this point forward. This relationship has become contentious. In my workouts, I want to sweat. There's going to be moisture and there will be abuse. Abuse of these headphones. I need the headphones that can withstand all three. Goes way back to when we all got answering machines for the first time. Back in the early 80s. Well, I mean, when machines became, you know, something that you could buy and people were like, I don't sound like that. I sound like that. Oh my gosh. And it was like this thing where like you couldn't, you couldn't accept your, your sort of outgoing message for, you know, when you weren't home and people were. And because of that, we got, wait for the beep. You got to leave your name. You got to leave your number. Wait for the beep. That's right. This cassette of answering machine messages available for only $19.99. Those are the words. This particular man played The Mamas and the Papas repeatedly. And it was sometimes at like 3 a.m. Oh, wow. You know, where it would start to get like, this is like scary horror movie stuff. Because once you hear that song too many times, you're like, hmm, you know. Yeah, like it's, because it's, because it's kind of in that sort of like, you know, like that flat type thing where it's like, it's not like a happy song necessarily. What if, what if the, the boombox is playing at the back? The boombox is playing at the batteries are slowly dying. Right, right. I guess it would still even have to be a team check at that point where it actually started to, started to go more slowly. My mom just texted me that there used to be a candy bar called Lovenest. Whoa. Like who wants to eat that candy bar? That sounds rather uncomfortable. Would anyone care for Lovenest? Well, then there was that old candy key party. I don't know which one. Son can live in room style. Oh, I see you've brought out the Lovenest. Can I interest you in a Lovenest? No, thank you. No, thank you. I don't want that. What are some other inappropriate words that we can't use anymore? I can think of lots of them. There is just torturing me right now. Tom's like, please, please don't because Roger will do it. Please don't tea up Roger. I know a few. We should get rid of the metric system. That's one thing I don't like. The metric system is the object of your argument. I knew I'd get Roger on my side. Yeah, okay. All right. I just don't. I just don't understand who would ever want to use the metric system. Most of the world. Gosh, you're so easy to rail up. Did you get upset when you were teased as a child? Not only about the metric system. The radio station, I've pinpointed it to, they're definitely speaking Spanish. Oh, this is the one that's coming in. That only I can hear. Yeah. So the entire time we're doing our show, and this just happened within the last three days, I am also listening to a Spanish-speaking radio show of some kind. So if you think you're going crazy, try being me for a day. What if it's from the future with a warning? Yeah. What if it's you? And I'm the one who's going to save the world. And instead I'm like, shut up Spanish language station. Your enemies don't understand Spanish. So you're like, I can only communicate with my past self in Spanish. Hopefully she'll understand. I am not saving the world very well right now, am I? We are all in mortal danger unless you learn Spanish is what this comes down to. A friend of mine alerted me to a new Gatorade sub-brand called Gatorade Flow. Ooh, that doesn't sound, sounds like a fiber beverage. I'm going to back it out through the focus group. And the funny thing is that like, okay, so Gatorade Lemon Lime, some people don't like that flavor. That's the one that I like the most. But it's yellow, right? Well, the Gatorade Flow version of this is a little bit more urinesque. Not going to lie. Gatorade Flow does not sound good. I'm okay. Please stop saying, A-M-A-A-A. Yeah, three As. M-A-M-A-A-A. You got to do it like a sheep. I do remember back in the day, it was like you'd have little 45s, you know, and it would ding and then it would tell you when to flip the 45 over, you know, because they couldn't fit the whole thing on one side. And there was one that I had. I don't know why my parents got it for me, but you know that story, the Fox and the Hound? Well, well, it doesn't end well. It's a real tragedy of a kid's story. And I remember like it was like something where at the end of it, you know, I'd be beside myself sobbing. And finally my parents were like, okay, we're not gonna, we're not gonna, we're not gonna play the Fox and the Hound anymore. It was a snow white or whatever it is here, you know, the other stuff you're listening to. It was as harsh as Bambi in the end. Oh, I know, just brutal. I like that. My old Yeller 45 record. There you go. Same idea. Fern grows. You should get the where the red fur and grows. Oh, walking dead. Why do they do? Why do they? Oh, you know, the shining for kids. It's a bridged little Jackie. It's all working out. That bio-cow just put the cutest fuzzy to face a general list. And apparently it's a bat. She does look like a wolf or a fox. That's a bat. Look at her face right now. It's so fuzzy. She is engaged right now. I need, I need to pet that immediately. Oh, look. We also carry rabies. So you want to be careful. That's fine. I'm just going to have to do my video for the whole show. If we all get rabies, what is the difference? Tim Tam? Tim Tom. Yeah, we're brothers. Yeah. That's the Americanized version. Made by Nestle. Actually made by Diane. I would not that where I don't want to eat humans. We're getting weird now. Called Tom and Tim delicious. No, thanks. Not a cannibal hashtag. We should credit Scott Hepburn, who made the burger noodle five t-shirt that Sarah is wearing. And sent one to all of us. We each of us have one. Anytime I wear it, but also today, people are like, wait, whoa, excuse me, excuse me. You know, where I'm like taking out my headphones. Like what? How can I help you? And they're like, what's your shirt? What is that? People love this. Because it's confusing enough to be like, I want to know more in, in, in fairness. When you said Tom Holland, I thought of like the really attractive Tom somebody actor. No. Oh, like someone in the 30 years span between the two. Bob Hope. I know I'm thinking of Tom Hardy. He's attractive. Yeah. You know, Tom, the Tom guy, the actor. You know, the one, the one named Tom. He was the, he was, he was young. I said you're not taking offense. That's just so you know, that's where I remember him from. Right. You know, good luck in town. I have good news for me. Um, uh, my cousin, my cousin Molly, who's just a couple years younger than me and, and was always sort of my closest cousin growing up. Just had a little boy today. And his name is lame. Oh, they named him lame. You know, like when I have a son, I'll name him Chang. Right. In honor of Roger. Right. Yeah. For the Chinese takeout down the block. And when I have a son, I will name him Otis. There you go. Yeah. And just break the whole thing. Break it down. I'm always impressed with you, Tom. Like fitness tracker, where it's just like, pregnant. You're like, wow. Wow. It's accurate. That changes my Friday a little bit. Okay. Subsequent Fridays as well for the next, uh, nine months probably. Yeah. Or 18 year. No one's going to beat my pinata with a baseball, but that's not happening. She's just going to stay. It could be a voodoo doll. She may, she may move. She may, she may, she may travel around a little bit. You know, kind of like Seinfeld episodes where you're like, where's the Superman in the background? Like where's Sarah Pinata? You know, we'll have some fun with it. Sarah Pinata can be hung lots of places. Whoa. That's. Oh, she got closer. That's really scary. You know why? Because I looked away. I was typing. What do you mean Sarah? Yeah. What if she's at the mic, Sarah? Like, can you hang her directly right there? We're about to find out. I have a feeling. I don't think I've ever seen Sarah this happy. Hey, Sarah Pinata. What's up? Oh my God. How you been? That's so creepy. Are you full of candy? Is it you? Is it, or is it just a generic, you know, girl pinata that they're calling? That was given to me by my landlord when I moved in. He was like, Sarah Pinata. And I was like, I thank you. I was going on vacation and I was going to be gone like longer than a week. And I don't remember what the street parking was on York, but it was going to be left for some time, but it was right outside of the front door. You know, and I even told a couple of people, hey, you know, just kind of, you know, that's my car. Yeah, yeah, right. When I got back, everything looked fine. And I get in and I start the car. It doesn't start. And I'm like, oh man, you know, maybe the battery's out or something. And like what happened? Did I leave the lights on? Because again, these are old enough cars that you would do that. No, the entire engine had been stolen. Wow. Yeah. What? But the whole engine. Oh yeah. Like when you open the hood, you're like, oh, well, there's nothing in here. That's cool. I see what the problem is. Yeah, we're missing a really crucial instrument. And it's sort of, you know, that moment where you're just like, well, okay. Good day, internet. I will say I have always dipped my Doritos in something. Always. Really? Always. Wow. Well, unless it's at a party and it's, it's, it, they don't have what I want to dip. So I learned at a very early age, and when I say early age, I mean junior high, very popular to eat Doritos and barbecue corn chips like the Frito-Lay barbecue corn chips with cream cheese. So you at the, at the school cafeteria, you'd get like a little packet of cream cheese. You would buy a bag of Doritos and you eat it during your break. With cream cheese. Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. Absolutely not. I am so excited that we brought this up. This is a, a culinary moment that I was not expecting. I whipped cream cheese. Cream cheese has a place in this world and that got it. You have, you have lived your life as a monk. You have, you have denied your tongue. So many, so many glory. Blessed to repent for as, as a result. There are a lot of things that my Amazon assistant does not get where I'm like, you're better than this. Come on. Come on, Allie. This was easy. Oh my gosh. This was a softball. Oh goodness. What model are you? I'm not sure I can understand. Yeah. Cause you're dumb. What if she started crying after you said she was. I tell my, I told you. She just, just when you break, when you, when you break the assistant and the assistant is just like, can't. Yeah. Sobbing. I gotta get another job. That's why AI really gets good. What if the cro, since Razor is branding caffeinated water, couldn't like LaCroix do something and just brand like AC units. And then you can add like a little scent, scent thing. So it would smell like. I think I actually followed that. So you're saying like, if Razor, which makes game products can do an ancillary product like, like a power energy drink, then LaCroix that's selling something that cools you could also have LaCroix branded air conditioners. Yeah. They like you like pomple mousse. You could have like a pomple mousse. Is your air conditioners smelling like grapefruit? Oh, yes. I have the LaCroix pomple mousse air condition. If I ever become filthy rich through an accident of the lottery or something like that, I will buy a sports team and force them to do the Oscar Meyer Wiener song as a, as a chant in order to win the championship. No, that just makes you a super villain. Like that's fine. I don't care. You know what? If you could take it one step further and take a paint can shaker, you know, it shakes your paint and put a chicken in it. And then you just scramble the eggs while it's in the chicken. I don't think that works, Roger. I don't think that works that way. I'm going to try it. Ronco has become Rajco. And then you'll see a story from the LA Times. Man found inserting chicken in paint shaker at local loads. Against Glendale City Code. Wow. We can hear that. Ah, who is that? I'm going to talk. What do we do to design? Quiet that witch. Just enough that I feel like. Roger, do you know we can hear all that? Roger can't hear us. He can only hear earlier us. I mean, this is my nightmare. I didn't hear the wrong thing. Roger! Roger, help! Help! Oh. Roger, that was tough. And people on Twitch, we apologize for shouting for apparently no reason. That's probably the best part. Sarah and Tom had a meltdown. Lots and lots of ghosts. He doesn't throw balls like, I just got to see Tom and Sarah sounding for no reason. Roger, help! All right. Do I need to twitch or something? All right. All right. All right. Oh, light up. We could use. Geez, pushback. By the way, I'm going to eat some crow here because Tom DeVillon says the reason he subscribed was for Roger's Bernie impression. Oh, man. Well, all right. Roger, go ahead. Well, no, no. I was thinking like eels. I, the one issue I had with that band, it still has been one guy. So why would you? I'm going to not even mention. Why would you pluralize the name? Why would you pluralize the name? It's just one guy. Little Nas X. If you're listening, forget Mariah. You know, Tom and Roger and I could figure out something on your next remix. On remix number. I would totally do. You just sample one of my complaints and then do whatever you want with it. There you go. Which would be? Anything. Tell me what you want me to complain about. I'll probably have a complaint. Not one of your popular complaints. You're just available for requests. Commission him to complain. Salty Roger. They're salty tears. You can do that. Roger complains as a service. Can't hear that chainsaw. Can you? No, I can't. No. So said every serial killer ever. I hoping I hoping it's just because we're cutting down the tree in my neighbor's lawn. But you can't hear that chainsaw. Can you hear that? You can't hear the screaming or the gnashing. You can't hear those voices. Can you? My big ass has too many letters in it. My big ass won't fit. I think that should be the title of the show now. You're right, Roger. I think you both your kids are on the other side wherever it's going to end. I think it's going to be generation and whatever emoji they decide to pick for themselves. Generation. Well, they'll never agree on that. It'll be like Prince. They just be a symbol. Generation. Generation talk. Generation formerly known as. Generation formerly known as poop emoji. Oh my gosh. There's an element of humanity that is always just going to be like, man, I don't know. Somebody likes it. So I'm going to say no. Yeah. What if I watch it and I'm just very. You're that guy. Yeah, you won't like it. Or maybe if anyone says meh, it's going to be Roger. I'm betting I'm betting now that that's exactly. In fact, it would shock me if that's not your opinion. But then like, would you would you automatically assume I didn't like it because I was being contrarian or just because I see, see, I could see. I could see it at Tom's eyes. Hard to tell with you, Roger. It's hard to tell. Good day, Internet. And so of course, Tom immediately produced what I'm assuming is a Dewey Decimal System compliant. Organization of everything he's ever written or anyone has ever written to him, including a bracket, a hockey playoff bracket. Who was the final? It looks like it would have been against Edmonton. There is a very good chance that when you wrote that note, I wasn't alive. And by the time that you had filled it out, I was. Oh, good. It's the trivia. You the Stanley Kessler. It's Justin born during the snow. Yeah, that the Stanley Cup playoff began before I was born. I was born while they were going on. So if you drew. So I drew the brackets before you were born, but put in the final. I was there. I was there for the for by the time that it's your it's essentially your birth certificate is what you're saying. I have a bit of a somebody pointed out that I'm turning into Michael McDonough. I look like I look like a young Michael McDonough. But you need to wear more. Just because you have a beard. There was a picture. Somebody put a side by side picture of me. And it was uncannily similar. Enough enough. Yeah, that I'm turning into a minute by minute by minute. And I am doing as the Romans do and talking with my hands with a wine glass in my hand. I wind up breaking this wine glass on the floor. So the lady comes over and she throws. She's like, oh, no, no, no. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Throws a towel over the shattered glass. That's the end of the story. That's it. Oh, my God. Really? I just stayed there. Like, yeah. Yeah. Take care. Fixed. So I was like, initially she throws it over there. And I'm like, oh, is this like a cool, like, I never would. It's like a life hack. How to do that? Yeah. A little life hack. Like, oh, this is actually kind of smart. No, the rest of the time that we were there drinking, she literally just walked over. Her boyfriend rode up on a Vespa and they just made out on his Vespa the rest of the time. I'm like, you want to know what? I can't imagine anything more brilliant than what is happening. What would be your go-to? Like, you're going to a movie. You're going to have fun. You want to eat the, you know, just a bunch of crap. What do you get? You can eliminate literally everything from the movie, theater, concession stand, as long as you keep three things. Okay. The soda machine. Popcorn. Salt. Of course. That's it. Salt, not even the butter. Salt? No, salt is not a category. I'm saying, whatever else, I am a hundred percent. Oh, salt goes on the popcorn. No, no, no. You have one more category left. Extra. No, extra salt. I need extra salt. I need more salt. I need the, I will ask them from behind the counter. Know what you're going to have? You're going to have a heart attack. Hey, get me, hey, listen, bury me in my joy. You know, the auto zone commercials, I remember being aggressive. That's, that's what I mean. Yeah. Being very, yeah. It's like getting the zone. What's on? We're going to punch you in the face. Yeah. You want a rubber? Why not? You, I feel bad about this rubber. Got a problem with your car? You're not going to pay someone else to fix it. Like a jerk. Are you in the zone? What kind of failure are you? You want to start her in an alternator or else your wife doesn't love you. That's right. Auto zone. Your wife just fixed your car because she came to auto zone. She was so real in matriculate. We said matriculate. Matriculators, half gone. That wasn't even, that was intense. Car part, you failed. F for you. Oh, Riley. Where are the nice ones? What's the name of the Gallagher duo? The brothers that hate each other. They're adding Gallagher and Gallagher too. No. Oh, you mean Oasis? Oasis. Yeah. Do we know what Gallagher is? Different Gallagher's. Different Gallagher's. Different Gallagher's. The other Gallagher's. You think of the British pop band. Yeah, it's Oasis. Your magic roots showed with that answer. LMFAO, the American Oasis. Good day, internet. I mean, a wishful thinking. Well, that was big West. That was big West. Also on the Pretty Woman soundtrack. Along with Roy Orbson's comeback. I'll get over that movie. I know I will. One day. Also, Roxette must have been love. Also on the Pretty Woman soundtrack. It was a great soundtrack. That one's that song. Yep. That's the one. That was Swedish for Rock before. What was the other band that came? My card against Abba. No. Was it the card against Abba? The one saying I saw the sun. Oh, Ace of Base. Ace of Base. Ace of Base. Ace of Base. Ace of Base. Yeah. This is why they've got their voting buttons mixed up in Sweden. They've got horrible music in it. What? Oh, no, no, no, no. How dare you, Scott. Let's just all distance ourselves from Scott right now. Roger, do you prefer donkey, burrow, or ass? Well, an ass is a different animal. It's just related to a dog. No, they're all the same. They're the same, aren't they? No, I find an ass specifically an ass. It's a donkey. I think it's a donkey. Well, no, not all of them are donkeys. A donkey is an ass. But not all asses are donkeys. Ah, donkeys. I can't tell you that. Asses, it's a metric for the Imperial donkey. Oh, nobody pays attention to the metrics. There's also the Nubian wild ass. Well, there's the Imperial donkey, Scott. Yeah. And then there's the metric dog. Imperial donkey. I mean, nobody could ever remember how many asses in an Imperial donkey. But there are 10 in a metric dog. Hey, do you guys think anyone's ever had to fend off a home invasion with a shake weight? You think that's ever happened? Somebody breaks in and all they've got like, oh, I got to fight. I got to fight this guy. Oh, all I have is these shake weights. Do you guys know about the little Siri hack that a bunch of it's sort of a, I don't know if it's just a Gen Z thing or something. But let me, let me tell you what happens when my son asks his phone what his name is. That your name is something. Yes. That's not your actual name. You put it in your contacts and then this is, so what he did is just put a bunch of letters and this is what comes out when he asks. You're say my wife, where are we at? You're asking me? Good day, internet. Hey, Patrick, how's your little one? he is pretty awesome. He now he's a little bit sick. He's in the leap and he's getting a back teeth in. So by the end of the day, he's so tired. He literally seems drunk. Like he's rolling around on the floor. He's just had enough. He laughed at everything. I think we have to ask the follow up question. How much has he been drinking Patrick? How much alcohol are you giving me? You really want to grow it. Uh, enough. Enough is the amount. Good morning, Julia. Should do a DTNAS ASMR show. Where we just we just eat loudly. It's like this. We talk very, very close. Yeah. And another like this. Nintendo announced it sold 15 million. That's so I'm just whispering. That's not ASMR. You have to like you have to get your mouth real wet when you do it though. Yeah. Yeah. But I was just telling you all about today's daily. Is that someone just shut the show off and someone just subscribed permanently. And Mike in our chat wants Len to start a calendar of CEOs. When I was tweeting about this yesterday, somebody said it really puts the member in prime members. Yeah. Like prime members. That was a good one. I will I'll say this of anything that belongs to the t-shirt that might be one of them. Yeah. That actually I could see people having it as a t-shirt. Like especially if you did like membership and then make it so that it doesn't have the head. It's just a t-shirt. Man. It just says prime member. Yes. I love that even better. Justin and and and Tom and Roger and I were we're sharing a bunch of photos before. Many of you connected on video and it's a real shame because they were so cute. Oh, be on on what I'm going to. I don't know how many tricycles I would have had before. It's because Pope John Paul the first. Well, that that is odd. Why? Here is me holding my second place math counts competition trophy. Oh, yeah. That's you on that far right. Justin, look, I'm not wearing the cardinal shirt in this picture. You are not. No, shockingly, they pride you out of it. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's me right right on the right. In fact, that trophy is right. Can't see it. Can't see it too high. Right here. There it is. Wait, wait, no, no, hold it up. Hold it up. Here. Regional math counts competition 1984. Wow. Math counts. That's cool. It is. Yeah. Was that like science Olympiad or academic Catholic? It's like math counts. You know, math. You're counting. Exactly. This one's pretty adorable. Here we go. This is me in a little suit. I remember it was for Easter, but I can't remember what year, but sitting on my mom's lap. Oh, are you in a cave? You know, I forget where this was. I was, uh, where's the opposite of that? Uh, me as Tom Sawyer in the junior high school musical Tom Sawyer. Oh, Oh, fence and all. It helps to paint a fence for you. That's right. Oh man. You were the lead. I was Tom Sawyer. Yeah. Oh, do you remember it? Like, do you remember feeling like pleased with your performance? I was pleased because I got to kiss two girls. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,