We saw X-men First Class over the weekend and it inspired us to write this song in parody of Born This Way by Lady Gaga. It's rough at the moment but if it gets a good response we'll try to make a full music video version of the song!
It doesn't matter if you love men, or X-M-E-N Just put your Claws up! 'Cause baby, you were born this way
Professor told me when I was young I was born with super powers I slicked my hair and put some spandex on Ain't no yellow suits like ours Government thinks that we're a threat But they don't have the right to say You can't shoot laser beams out of your head Though you might have trouble getting laid
I'm a mutant, not gay I think God made a mistake But I'm an X-man baby I was born this way Just hide yourself in our school Iceman keeps it so cool I'm an X-Man baby I was born this way
In the Blackbird, fly away Blow your mind just like Jean Grey Baby I was born this way Havok's gonna save the day With his blast of plasma ray We are the X Men, baby We were born this way
Raise up your claws like Wolverine Or let it out with a Banshee scream red, blue, steel, or hairy chest scaly pores or diamond breasts If your super abilities Killed your friends or families Just lay low with us today Cause baby you're kinda stuck this way
No matter good, bad, or both Team X or Team Magneto We can be best friends except For that douche bag Pyro We made a movie again Wolverine Origins Was a fluke now First Class Is an epic win!
In the Blackbird fly away Blow your mind We are the X-Men baby We were born this way!