 The score is Earth here in the building, hosting shots to Bam, hosting shots to Brigzy, hosting shots to everybody else. We're gonna be in the building, shots to the team, shots to the battalers. We're here on day number two, one of the other main events of a fucking awesome weekend. 32 UK vs UK battles, if you wanna see these events again, please make sure you watch the battles, share them, all that shit. Alright, we're gonna get you a promo battle, no judges, three rounds, two minutes on the clock for both MCs, so let us know in the comments section who you wanna win. Oh fuck, whatever, 15 seconds and 40 a green, I don't even know. Alright, sorry, we're getting to the cash right about now, Donutflop.shop.com is now reopening as well, make sure you cop the new merch from there, thanks to everybody who's got it in the event. Alright, MC on my right, I'm saying, make some noise for Sol Jitsu, let's go! I'm gonna say it, make some noise for Hawaii, let's go! Alright, Juan's back on Goat Flop, I took hiatus for now, broke that spell, I got Sol Jitsu into prep for this, I nearly had to phone for help because I was struggling for angles, so I researched you on my phone and well, when I found out you're part of a crew called Constantly Getting Money, round one pretty much wrote itself, I feel like you bruv, this shit's depressing me honestly, because I only get money, but you, you're getting it constantly, I win the jackpot every time you enter the lottery, and you get hotels on parkend and Mayfair during every single family session, when I bet for the time it takes for me to turn my back, this guy would already have earned five stacks, but the other members in CGM are called Homicide and Illegal, and boy are they statters, you've got a frequent thought brought them up, you were finding like they were gonna spray hammers, so what's gonna happen if I diss them, guess they're gonna leave my brain splattered, so Homicide and Illegal, you're both really great rappers. In the video of your block of remix, we see the CGM team get blazed, passing round some leafy haze to their as lean as the Tower of Pisa state, because they're constantly getting money, do you want an example of how much pee they make? In that video, 25 of his goons managed to afford one bottle of E and J, one bottle of E and J, you must have got extremely weight, I'm just glad that you're still here today, but with shit like that, your cruise names, mind boggling souls, CGM, I'm just surprised this guy's not on the doll, because those cheap spirits tell me your life's not in control, but I'm a free spirit, so I don't mind body and soul. On that remix, you actually said they call me for Bobby and Charlie and Mandy and Harry, now that was truly panicking, because I don't know who Bobby, Charlie, Mandy and Harry are, but I could never condone human trafficking. They call me for Bobby and Charlie and Mandy and Harry, and they are never ready to teach that all the drugs that you're sending are lethal in telling you things into skeletons, but rapping like that on the track is bait and supplying the peace with evidence, and if you still flow like that in your songs, then wake up, you're not American. It's like you're after a golden ticket to be promoting your craft and bar schemes, but you have the role of Grandpa Joe, you keep opening bars with Charlie, because when it comes to CGM, my sarcasm has aged, because that money talks so fast, now you're bar shackled in chains, because in Don't Block, you aren't that hard man, you betray on your wit, CGM, it's that hard act that you play. It's like you've auto-tuned all your tunes, because in the sparse tracks you create, you change your tone for notes that you can't actually make. That's fine. Prepping for this battle? I watch my own battles. Evations. What I realise whenever I'm battling, no matter who I'm battling, I'm always complaining. So now I'm at sunburn too, with Juan. Would that stop the hating? Nah. This ain't even going to sound like a bow, so just through Juan, it's going to sound like two dudes having a normal conversation. We've got similar styles. People get confused, say he's my nemesis, but he ain't leveling, so he will never win. Anyone who said that he will get the win in Juan's own words, please leave the premises. Juan, say leave the premises, he can't, because he's speaking. He needs a therapist, a speaker, especially, so when he spits his bars, I can say, yeah, he said everything. But Juan literally can't say everything. He speaks funny. He speaks funny, I know why, I figured it out, it's because his tongue and teeth are too big for his mouth. He uses dry humour to try and confuse us into thinking that he's sick through his age, but that's just crowds going crazy over basic bars, it's like he's on stage. But he thinks he's sick. Juan, allow me. All the predictions said he was going to win. Juan will clown me. There's one thing they can say about him and not about me, he's only had one clear win, so this bitch has got you guys gas from one match like Ronda Rousey. You think you know who you're rapping with, Juan? Up in that goon rapping that dart before pamphlet was rapping it dark. You could get a couple, maybe even double that indescribable pleasure when it pops, it straps that bubble round. He said that, he meant that. That's the difference between you and I. You find it hard to slew a guy and I kill him all with one punch. That's a mass suicide. And for everyone who says I don't finish my round strong, I've got three rounds for you. You're not wrong. You know accepted to battle me? Man, that was a great day. International vet willing to battle Juan on his A game. You accepted this battle? I was feeling the same way. So I remember that you'd also battled Michael White and HK. Who wants to battle HK? I said that. And he meant that. You saw that and said yes, man. You chose to accept that. Who wants to battle me before checkpoint? Michael White said that. And he meant that. Don't flop saw that, then went to their yes, man. You said yes, man. And you then clashed the end result. 10 minutes of my life that I'm not going to get back. But battle anyone. It's got to the point where urban fam put your name on the flyer before you've even confirmed the crash. When you're planning your wedding, you'll be happy and anxious. She suggests the 28th. You quickly dash your planner, you find the 28, then say hang on you slapper. Why would I marry you over a training days battle with Akers? Who flopped loves you? I mean, start and think your flows are tight. Because if anyone shit needs an opponent, you're they go to guy. If you're on your 20s and the blows of time to write for people like HK and troll their lives, not even for any money, but for your own delight, your aspirations must be pretty fucking low in life. Then again, your whole gimmick is that you get your bars written last minute, and you're going to get your money back. You're going to get your bars written last minute a couple days before you're clashing a kid. Like I know, how about when I'm rapping all this, I told the fans I wrote it yesterday with a casual grin, then no one's going to realise I'm actually shit. Your best ability, it's not as if prepping is so stressful or keep those bars in private because you'll get eaten for thinking that no prep school, when private, eaten, no prep school, fuck me I'm sick of battling. Prep school, fuck me I'm sick of battling, but I'll stop that scheme right there before it gets too harrowing. Now that's how you rap. It's bad bars, you pavity them, but if it's bars and jokes, one's got a natural blend, you've only got jokes. I researched this man on the web and Bing only knew you for the laughs like Janice and Friends. Because that satire won't prove a challenge against someone who satire won the cars of these battle events, since I'm the reason that you're even here to rap this weekend, you're getting sent back to those warm up party battles again. The cringiest flip, might as well get it done. He said I'll battle anyone, anyone. I'm going to kill this prick today in two weeks I'm going to kill 100 bullets in Amsterdam. That's a big battle, isn't it? But anyway, if you don't get any of Juan's bars, all you need to do is watch TV. It's going to be more than TV references for you to beat me. In every fucking battle, if it's not the office, it's another show Jake can see easy rhymes. Your lyric book is basically the TV guide. Kill the cunt in front of you. In battle rap, that's the meaning. No one wants to hear about Gareth Keenan's plans this evening. You need to start making sense. Stop focusing on David Brenton and start to rap about Jake instead. We all do TV references. But no one will mention mine. What's cool? Jake's still my dog. Adventure time. Let me tell you a story. All about how? My life probably. No longer in trouble like my wife and kids. But I can still get dark and light them up like Season 5's Aunt Viv. I used to do all that shit that these rappers say they do. I was the skunk man chasing cats. Pepe left you. I'm doing your style all through this round. I'll kick down the door to your house like that one guy in that one show everyone's talking about. I'll stretch your skin. I'll stretch your skin. Oh shit. Like one guy in that one show everyone's talking about. I'll stretch your skin. But I've got it all covered just to show you that he ain't sick. He's just plain sick like Soul's brother. They put the street rapper against the nerd because battle rap loved that. It's true. What twist in this battle? The street rapper? It's you. Are you joking? Juan's a wanker. Him and Rob rules and the only guys to make Callie Martin look gangster. They have to stick it on him. He stood there looking in both of your faces because two guys screaming with speech impediment ain't really intimidating. Jesus. He ain't intimidating. Two guys are speech impediment. I will. Later. Ain't intimidating. If that was me, I would have made you slap each other. Who wants to hear my first map? Who wants to hear my first mum joke? I shagged your mother. Rumour has it, you can't bring your goons to events. Because if they did turn up, they might just start using a skank. I won't get the skank, man. It's late you bruh. I also can't bring my goons to events. They've got A level course work to do. On your tunes, you say you can and squeeze it. Catching pee from badge you're dealing. Living life like an action scene with Asha D and Adam Deacon. But here, you're a happy being. We cannot see those gags of features and it raises questions about soldier like an office quiz with Garrett Keane. Office quiz. Because you use a seriously rap about how you click and blast tools. But when you do that shit here, we give a little laugh because we know it isn't harmful. Because those gun lines sudden you'll be disregardful so you went mainstream through tongue and cheek like Dizzy Rascals. If at any point in this bout today you interrupt my rounds with Juan Nill or Fuantanamo Bay. You're heading for a big fat Juan Bang in your face. But your real name is Dwayne Michael. You sound like every single basket will play ahead. Lose Michael? I'm going to lose Michael. To ruin this week. Because if human anatomy is anything to go by, soul should already be used to defeat. Why you trying to take advantage of this. You like to buy a name flicks. You've got name flicks too. Your arms are on some bony shit. You'll probably diss me for being young. Well that's some bony shit because if I spit three rounds I can't lose. I'm on my Tony shit, until you're getting killed by a child soldier. I'm on my Tony shit. You're homey sick. two battles he provides you with cover because rules use the real talent and this guy's a sucker just kidding was he made you're both as shite as each other when Duke we saw you both front like you hated the stuff they were saying well if that's the case don't battle any more live a puddley and racists you were just as bad in the rhymes you spit you diss whites and then Asians for frying shit Duke said you use cocoa butter but in that battle it didn't look like you did because they didn't look like you did because there was no substance supplied to your lines on skin you called out me big J lefty and ugly Oz they can't be bothered to worn out with a boy that cried wolf getting no response for your cool outs you can't just name drop everyone in the hope they want to murk you do but then again I did accept this battle so guess it kind of work for you that's the case prepared to get your life ruined murder mook get your life ruined murder mook and DNA and K shine me and my mate Rob need a word eventually you try to get my power yeah never get him involved I've got one question for you to my page I said I fucked your mom that's kind of fucked up because she's probably underage you think I give a fuck if one's half my age you get part on stage because I keep it real to these rappers like Charlemagne bag at ship I'll give you a punch so accurate your head to flip harder than Callum did but he said he's gonna give me the one bang who's this guy banging I walked the walk and I taught the talk with my hands like sign language and if I miss you Rob is getting caught Rob is getting caught I take his head off with a bat like Ozzy Osbourne fuck the peace talk I'll make the peace talk I'll make the peace talk and him with his lips like oh can we please talk because he's a nerd white guy I keep the strap hanging like Max Sherry giving a high five I've got it lost I ain't till I got the shot bang the body drop this strap got me moving like fuck all the bully shit because this is don't flop the place where the bullies get there come up in this for instance right here universe unanimous but who's really the bully out of us because as I recall you and Rob try stick it on Callum bruv so this is where all the bullying ends one okay my man will shoot you in your neck one what you're gonna do if I show you no respect for Rob Wilson he can't protect one you asked him how it feels to give her a head one I don't know but how's it feel to get a fucking trying to gang up on a small kid try to play the bully role this is why I've had enough of this don't flop shit I need to put right everyone's a gangster everyone should not to fucking nerds fucking skank man try to be a good guy battleship with a horn wins no we have a horn loses a horn wins you'll still be known as that guy who got pocket check by Callum mine so