 Everyone, prepare yourselves for battle! Welcome to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, two. Not one, but two. Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator was a game that came out probably like 2017, 2018, something like that. Just a crazy thing where you can simulate a bunch of battles and whatnot. Let's do this. Let's just do Roman times. Let's do Roman soldier. Let's do a hundred, that's the base one? We're gonna start small. We're gonna start with a hundred, okay? We're gonna start a hundred of those. We're gonna do a hero, action man? Chuck Norris, whoa. Let's do Asian grease. Let's do a Spartan. Let's do a hundred of those. Let's just do just a simple one. A very, very, very simple one to start. We'll see who wins, see who lives, see who dies. We don't need to go insane with this. Right off the bat, a hundred thousand? You're gonna start me off with a hundred thousand that's the base? Just let me chill for a second. Okay, press K to start the battle, all right. Let's see where everybody's at here. They're all right here. Okay, they're just gonna go. P into slow motion. Okay, all right. The Spartans are getting their ass kicked a little bit. This actually seems pretty, pretty even again. Don't get all, oh, either this is boring. Just wait, we're just doing one normal battle to start off. Okay, all right. Oh, team two. Okay, the Spartans are actually doing like way better. Oh, there you go. The Spartans won, see? Will you calm down? I know that it wasn't crazy insane. What the hell is this? What? I can drown all of them? The fuck is happening? Now, we're gonna pick it up a little bit, okay? Now we're gonna pick it up a little bit, all right? What's custom? A full auto Sherman? Let's do a thousand of those. Let's do another team. Let's do a full auto archer. Let's do a team three. Let's make this evil, five thousand of those. Great, let's change this to, oh, the city of Toronto. Let's do the desert dunes, that's kind of fun. Let's do another team. Let's do animals. Free range chicken, 50,000 of those. Now let's do another thing, one hero. It'll be Chuck Norris, just one of him. And that'll be good. What does the rank shape mean? We're gonna find out. Here we go. These must be the biggest tanks. Uh-oh. So we have these full auto tanks. We've got, oh, yep, yeah, that's bad. These are the full auto archers. Okay, cool. We've got the chickens, the 50,000 chickens. We've got Chuck Norris, okay. And we have 5,000 zombies, 10,000. Seems pretty good to me. All right, well, might as well go. Holy shit. What the fuck? What just happened? Air. Ha ha ha, what happened? Let's get out of slow-mo. Oh my God. I didn't know. Wait, but Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, he's still alive. He's out there somewhere. Where is he? Chuck, Chuck, where are you, Chuck? Chuck, please. Chuck, please. Is that you? Oh, that's not Chuck. Where is he? Where is he? We gotta find him. We gotta find him. Chuck, Chuck, where are you? It's impossible. It is impossible to find this man. He's gotta be just in the thick of it out there. Down here in the dunes. Somewhere is our boy, Chuck, fighting. Fighting for his life. He's here somewhere. There he is. There he is. We found him. Chuck, oh my God, my boy, my sweet boy. I can't, we can't even make him out clearly. He is but a God. I don't know if this will ever end, guys. I don't, there's so many of them. There's so many. I don't think it'll ever end. I didn't know what they were. I love how we went from that to like the first round of just normal shit to this. All right, we have to quit out. I think it's gonna last forever. I think that that's the one battle that would never end. We'll do one of those. 1,000 of those, 5,000 of those, 50,000 of those. One of you, five of the rank shape. Medieval, catapult. Let's do 20 of those. We're gonna do a mantis shrimp. We're gonna do 50,000 of them. Here we go, here we go. I made a new thing. I made a thing that has, I think, 500,000 things in it, or maybe it was 100,000. I can't remember. We've got, okay, so our battle is one of these. Some archers, I think, 5,000. 50,000 chickens and Chuck Norris. We've got some catapults with, I think, 50,000 zombies. We have 12 trolls. This is a mantis shrimp. I think there's 100,000 of those. Or maybe there's 50,000 of those and 100,000 zombies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there's 100,000 zombies. There they go. And immediately the catapults are gone. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, they lay eggs. They lay eggs, there's... Oh my God, my whole computer is destroying itself. Dude, one of these? Oh, it shoots out the back like that? I didn't know that. This thing is unreal. Oh my God, Chuck Norris is still out there somewhere. I think the zombies are doing not much actually. I don't know, can anything take out this thing? It's fucking obliterating. What is, sorry? Sorry, what? That's what the full auto archer does? Oh, but the zombies might flank him. The zombies might be able to flank. And there's still, there's still so many zombies. But what about the mantis shrimp? Are the mantis shrimp on the same team? Oh no, the mantis shrimp and the zombies are on the same team, guys. This feels like a weird TikTok ad for like a shitty mobile game. Or I'm like, guys, guys, the mantis shrimp and the zombies? Oh my God, they're gonna flank the full auto thing. Are all the trolls dead? Oh my God. Look at them flipping around. Look at them. Oh my God. Oh my God. I wanna see if anything can take this thing out. Cause I truly do not know if anything can take this thing out. It's so powerful. They just need to learn to go around the side. Too many of them are going just straight on. I'm going to try and be the outlier, okay? I've taken control of a zombie. Come on, everybody, this way. This way, this is the only way that you're gonna make it. Is if we go around the side, we can't attack this thing head on, okay? So follow me. Oh no, oh no, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. It's learning. It's following. Oh no! I don't, guys, I don't think, I don't think that this can win. There's only 3000 troops remaining. And Chuck Norris though. No, and the troops are dwindling. We need something with a little bit more firepower. We need to see what can take this thing out, okay? And the custom. We're gonna have the full auto Sherman, okay? Team one. Team two. We're gonna do World War II. 10,000 of those. We're gonna do another 10,000 of those, okay? We're gonna do another fantasy troll. 10,000 trolls, okay? What are you going to do? Two and a half million. Wait, no, that's only 250,000, isn't it? Yeah, we're gonna do 250,000 battle ducks, okay? They have to come over the ridge though. They have to come over the, I don't know how big are the battle ducks, fuck. Okay, so these are the trolls. These are the trolls. These are the battle ducks. Look at these guys. Oh my God. They do have to come over the ridge a little bit. That's fine. Here's the one thing. We've got a bunch of soldiers on this side. Bunch of shoulders on this side. Starting it off in slow motion, okay? Go. Oh, that was too easy. Oh, that was just so easy. Oh, that was just so easy. That wasn't even fun. Oh my God, that was stupid. That was just stupid. But you know what's not stupid? This is not stupid. 10,000 trolls versus half a million battle ducks. Look at these fuckers. They're all facing the wrong, oh, a lot of them are like snapping their necks. Oh, damn guys, they are getting ready to face off. Wait, why did it only load in 445,000? We're missing 50,000 ducks versus all these trolls. All right, trolls versus ducks. Can these guys fly? I don't know if they can. God, look at all of them. Are these guys gonna come? How are they gonna do this? Don't fall off the ledge. That'll be a quick way for you to die. I think they're all gonna be going down this thing. Oh, my God. Here they come. Here they come. This is where we see who wins and who dies. Here we go, ducks versus trolls. The ducks are just being obliterated. Literally not a single, not a single troll. I thought these were battle ducks. They're just not strong enough, guys. They haven't even gotten a single one. These poor ducks, they're all gonna die. Not a single troll. Okay, hold on, hold on. We're gonna try something. What about instead of 10,000? We do 10. Trolls. You're there. Go for it. Go for it, troll boys. Can half a million ducks defeat? I'll kill you. Some of the ducks are already dying. They're just dying of what? Thirst? Wait, total kills. 445, but they haven't done anything yet. What do you mean total kills? Oh, God, I don't think this is gonna be good, guys. I do not. But it's half a million of them. Oh, but they take them out so quick. Come on, duckies. They just gotta get enough so they're just completely surrounding them, right? Cause I feel like there's too many ducks to where they wouldn't just completely surround them, right? Like this guy, like this guy over here. Some of these guys are getting a little bloody. Is it their own blood? I don't think so. Here they go. They're starting to do it. They're starting to fully engulf them. They take out so many in one fell swoop. They take out like 10 at a time. That's possible, guys, unless we put them in the center of the battle. We put them in dead center, surrounded by half a million ducks. Can't even see them there's so many. Troll boys, I wish you luck. Godspeed, battle ducks. Honestly, I hope you win. This is where we find out if power in numbers is true. 10 versus half a million, and all half a million spawned in. Let's see what happens. What are you doing, duck? You're not even attacking. You're just eating grass. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. I once believed in a world where half a million ducks could defeat 10 trolls. But after seeing the lack of effort and the lack of courage from these ducks, I just don't think it's possible. I think in time these 10 trolls would completely obliterate every single one of these ducks. That is so sad to see. That is so sad to see. Will the chicken do any better? Cause they didn't have those eggs that they were throwing around. Let's find out. We're gonna enter it in slow-mo. Oh, they all turn. Oh no. Unbelievable. Oh, it's working. Oh my God, these trolls are allergic to eggs. They won, oh, in a matter of seconds too. Two, they won. Oh my God, that was incredible. Or 10,000 trolls versus 500,000 chickens. Who will win? I wanna figure out where the trolls can prevail because now it's in the chicken's favor. They have that long distance shit too. Oh my God. Oh my God. And they're taking them out. Look at the numbers go down. Just an onslaught of egg. And the chickens are getting less kills, but the sheer volume of them alone, I think will be enough. And look at the ranged shots on these guys. Oh yeah, there's no way that the chickens don't win. Just look at how many of them there are. Oh, so stupid. Look at this at work. You chicken. Reload. Look at all the egg. And just into a puff of smoke they go. Oh, they're trying to flank them too over here. Oh my God. You guys see this? They're trying to flank them. This is like, this is like Chronicles of Narnia. You guys know that scene from that movie where they're all on the thing? This is like that. This is the exact landscape. All right, guys. Well, I feel like we don't need to stick around and find out what happens. We know what's going to happen. There's far too many chickens. There's far too many chickens. But we have one more question still to answer. Can one full auto Sherman defeat half a million chicken? We're about to find out. Four, there even was a chance. These guys were cooked. They were cooked. They can't even get their eggs out. All right, if the chickens are able to surround it, why did it load in all funky? It's fine, whatever. Okay, so there's only one way. Under the right circumstances, guys, it can happen. All right, we're gonna put it right in nose to nose. All right? Oh man, this is truly nose to nose. Unbelievable. The sheer power of the chicken. But it's fighting back pretty damn strong. The chickens don't have the range that this thing does. The chickens might not be able to get close enough to fire the eggs. Nose to nose, this thing might be able to win. It's already killed. Oh my God, almost all of them. I don't think the chickens have a chance. I don't think the chickens can get close enough. Can't do it, guys. That is so sad. That is so sad. The chickens did not stand a chance. They just did not stand a chance. Obliterated, absolutely obliterated. And they still have so much hope. It's almost sad. It's almost sad seeing how much hope they have. Look at how determined this guy is. Could one chicken be the deciding factor? Could it be because this dude did take quite a bit of damage? You know, quite a bit of damage. And there's still a lot of chickens over here. And they're making their way. You know, there's still quite a bit. It could happen. You know, I believe in a world where these chickens could fight on. Look at him. Oh, God, I spoke too soon. Are there still any over here? There's that one. This one chicken. I think it's done, guys. I think, I don't think that this won't be able to, oh my gosh. The Full Auto Sherman has won the battle against the chickens. And it was one that many thought was lost for the Full Auto Sherman. And I honestly thought that maybe in the end there, the chickens could come back. You know, maybe someday they will. Maybe someday they will. But until then, remember why we do this. You know, remember why we fight every day. It's so that maybe someday one young chicken can learn what it truly takes to get to the other side.