 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing some mobile games I think it's a good idea to try and brush up on our dating skills And the only way I can think that would make sense is by playing dating mobile apps Oh my god, it already looks like trash, and we just started. I don't understand I don't- I don't even know how to actually play. What do I do? What? Okay, I'm done that mission. I don't- I don't understand. What is- are we playing a minigame? Is this- Huh? Why- I- I- I don't understand. You're at home in Paris. What? I'm so confused what's going on. Wait, it's asking me what do I wear and it's not letting me wear other things unless I watch ads I'm just so overwhelmed right now. I don't know what's happening. Look, I'm making the decision to close this game I'm so overwhelmed. I have no idea what's going on. Blind date simulator game 3D. It looks way more promising Yeah, you could know my location. I trust you I trust your blind date simulator. Wait, why do they have glasses? Are they actually blind? That would be a good twist. Car selection. All right, okay fine. Just give me whatever's free. I don't really want to pay you right away Okay, what do I do? All right, let's go pick up Sophia for a blind date I hope I'm not actually blind because I'm about to get in the car. What's this mean? What? Why is it upside down? Sorry, Sophia. She's almost hit her. I'm blind. I apologize. I'm blind. Sorry What the hell is this? I wish this happened when cars actually hit people. That would have helped me a lot Get into the ice cream parallel with Sophia and enjoy some sweet bites. All right, Sophia. Let's go Oh, there's a little jump. I do that when I'm excited or attracted to someone. I also walk into glass walls I'm blind. Okay. Leave me alone. The hell is this? Stop pushing me. It's stuck on her. Okay Let's have some ice cream. You look a bit stiff, Sophia. What's wrong? Wait, why another car selection? I don't want to buy a car. Okay. Leave me alone. Oh now I'm gonna with Emma. What happened? I thought me and Sophia hit it off. Oh wait, I'm someone else now Okay, I need to help everyone with their dating lives. Oh that police station looks a bit dodgy I think that's actually like a crack then they just put police on it, you know to roll them off the scent What the hell you can't just do that hit and run hit and run There's no way this date is gonna work out now. She must have insane whiplash I don't think she'll be in the mood for coffee anymore. This place looks the exact same as the ice cream pearl It's just a different color. I never mind. Let's just have her coffee. Okay, great level success What's the next level? I've a feeling this is gonna be somewhat repetitive as long as they can stick a few ads in there I guess it doesn't matter. Oh this time. I'm the lady What the hell is wrong with my potty proportions? Get out of the way Whoop. I love the physics in this game. The guy didn't even move. He's still standing there I'm gonna hit on this Ethan guy. No, that doesn't work. Okay, this pizza place is the exact same as the other places I'm getting a little bit pissed off with this repetitive gameplay. I didn't expect that from this game. It looks so good I'm getting hit by a car and look Ethan's chasing after me. Oh, he's so protective. He's definitely the one Okay, this has been fun, but um, I think I've exhausted everything this app has to offer So I'm just gonna get hit by this boss. I can't even do that, right? All right. Farewell, Ethan It's been real. Goodbye. All right. I'm not gonna lie that one's gonna be hard to beat But we're moving on to love and dating story. This game better be good because it's taking a long time to load They must be loading a very demanding game here. Something impressive. Oh, no, it's just some text. What a surprise I'm getting an advertising countdown. I better stuff as much of this game as I can into the next five seconds Because I think an ad will make me rage quit this. You know what? I've had enough. I'm quitting I wasn't to join that as much as I thought I would. It's clear. We need to move on to first kiss I swear if this is another text-based game. I'm gonna be angry. Dear player. How old are you four? Welcome to your first day's Cupid's assistant. You're gonna love it. Great. Just don't be text-based, please Why do they all start with dressing your person? I don't care. I just want to date god damn it Okay, a button that says date finally they make it easy tap and hold on what? Okay, am I winning? I don't feel like I contributed much there, but I succeeded and that's all that matters This game has dopamine just shooting at you all the time. What is this? I don't care I don't want to dress you. Why is it all about dressing? Oh my god now. I gotta do her nails You just need to do things to get it to 100 you can just keep repeating the same thing As long as you do it enough times stupid game. I found out how to beat you I'm much too smart for this game They never expected someone like me to be playing it or anyone over the age of 10 Watch this. Watch how fast I'm gonna win this. See this pretty good, huh? Oh wait, I'll lift finger Why why don't let him catch you? Oh, yeah, that that would be lame I don't want to be caught kissing girls now. Do I? What is this? He was just staring at us for a while there. All right. We won. He's like, oh, how did I catch you? Super confusing. I don't know what's going on. No, I don't want to buy you for 5 49 Stop it. I don't want to bite. I'm done. I'm not dressing up girls anymore Instead, we're gonna play my Urtual boyfriend Enter your name. Don't worry. Your information is safe with us. Well, if it's safe I'm just gonna have my name is my credit card number. There you go. Perfect Rate yourself on a scale of one to five with five being the highest. Oh, well, that's easy. There we go I am a catch. Oh, yeah, I'm a bad boy. Oh wait. No, this is my boyfriend's personality. Sorry. I forgot That's all we were doing. Well, I want to be the cooler one in the relationship So I'm giving him a one and everything nice guy likes parks and women dislikes global warming Jesus Christ, you are not interesting Next dislikes world hunger and GMOs. What the hell is wrong with these people? I mean, I'm not saying I love, you know, global warming and World hunger and whatnot. I'm just saying it's a weird thing to put on your dislikes You're all as depressing as each other fine. Give me the guy who doesn't like world hunger We'll have to just get past our differences. Whoa. Where have you been all my life hiding from you for the most part He doesn't like that and gift him a soldier costume. What gives him a curse of vampire What does that mean? You open it and quickly drank the contents because he was thirsty. Oh, wow. Look at transformation It's like a bad tick tock. Where'd you get the clothes? Did that just come with the kit or what? I like you three four five two two eight three eight nine two zero three You make me smile. You're just into me for my money After all I am just a credit card activity get free coins. Well, that sounds too good to be true Oh, look at that. It was nothing is free in this life Now he liked that he likes the ads gotta make that money He says and he loves me all of a sudden the game is like, oh my god. It's so hot when you watch your ads You should like watch more of them I'm tickling him now. Great. This is cool. What's with the chinese music level up great I unlocked do a magic trick. You know what that means time for an advert What the hell's going on? Okay, give z virus. What does that mean? Oh now you're a zombie vampire. What is wrong with the camera all of a sudden? What's going on? Okay, this is fine. Wait, hold on. I'm not even standing there. Who's he talking to? All right, let's go donate some blood together. I have a feeling he liked that No, he didn't actually for some reason. Hmm. You must really need the money badly He must have been pissed that I was giving away my blood to someone else Okay, I think I'm done And this is more like it virtual girlfriend crush love life Simulator. All right, that's a bit of a mouthful But still I'm excited. I mean nice to have an actual virtual girlfriend instead of virtual boyfriend for once Two ads before you even start that's always a good sign These games are always worth the wait a hundred percent of the time a bad game couldn't get away with doing this because people would leave But a good game people will wait for god. Why is it so blurry? Is this the tutorial? Oh god Where are we going get ready for college? You need why is this going so slow? You need to pick Your friend from His home. Oh, this is gonna be infuriating. This is all timed by the way. So I'm losing time here Okay, why is she spinning? Okay. That was her quick change act. Never mind. Why is the arrow so bendy? Oh my god another ad We haven't even done anything Level complete wait, that was it. Oh my god and another ad I literally got an ad and then I just gotta click next and it gave me another ad Oh, this game must be good. Okay, great. We get to drive again. Why is it always these shitty driving games? And why is that building going way out onto the road? Okay. I'm here. Oh god Wait, we gotta find out what it'll be like to hit into someone. I guess Oh, no, you can't okay probably for the best since in the last game it just spun me through the air He's right there. How can he not hear this? Okay, there we go. Oh the world ends here. I'm afraid We're gonna have to turn back. We got to get to college But where the hell is it? The two fucking knows at this point. Is it in here? Is this college? I have no idea where I'm going and for that I get an advert Stop it. You're pissing me off now these ads. No, I can't this game has just way too many ads as good as it is Okay, what is going on in this one? What what do I do? This is called my breakup story I guess after all those successful dates, we gotta deal with the other side of things Okay, so I'm just gonna throw some red in there. I love just painting my hair Wait, what did you get an ad every time you click a different color? Stop it. What is this makeup? It's just breaking her eyebrows. What the hell am I doing with my life? Yeah, that looks perfect. Good job Oh my god, she looks like a train wreck just put gems all over her lips done. You're looking fantastic Well, this looks uncomfortable. They're not even looking at each other. What what is it doing? It's not letting me continue. I designed my person at least let me play the game Let me decorate the table Wait, I we can't just do that. We don't work here. This is someone else's restaurant Why are we even going to all this effort? He's just on the phone. He doesn't appreciate us Okay, I think I'm trying to poison him what whatever this concoction is ads loading has problem Please try again later, but it doesn't let me continue I either buy it or I play ads and if the ads aren't working. I just can't continue now I'll never know how their relationship ends. I'm fucking pissed. I got invested in this story for nothing made with unity That's what I like to see. That is a good game guaranteed Yep, I'm invested wake up get ready for your school Take shower and breakfast. All right. Why does it show that I'm facing north? I don't I'm floating Fantastic. Why do I have a compass? I don't understand. Can you not give me a little mini map where I'm supposed to go instead? I'm here now. What what do I do for fact sake? I need to shower and take breakfast Okay, I'm stuck in the ceiling There's the open world. Let's go. We can explore. Oh, there's no cars That's always the fun part of these games seeing what the cars behave like. I don't know how to play this game I'm really disappointed. This game seemed promising, but it's too confusing. Oh wait. There's my breakfast. I think I got breakfast Maybe I need to take that to the shower. No, that didn't work. What am I even eating? Come on. We can figure this out. We have to be somewhere with this snack All right, all this furniture you kind of just run through So I don't think I have to do anything with this. Okay. No, I I cannot figure this one out I I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. Oh, we're gonna have to give up apparently and this game seemed like it was going Really well. We didn't even get to the dating though. All right fine exit as much as I want to know where that was going We only have two left and I feel like we haven't had like a proper date yet Yeah, I think that's about as close as we're going to get to dating Why is it starting like this some creepy dude looking through his telescope? The hell is going on here girls hotel and I'm just spying on people. This isn't dating at all every time I click it I get a heart. I don't know what that means. What's this? Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't like this I have to collect kisses to unlock rooms. I don't understand. Okay. We've unlocked this room Okay, let's leave What the hell is wrong with that game? I mean what's wrong with all of them? But that one specifically was really creepy in certain name end me please How many people am I going to put makeup on and dress today? All I need to do is take a selfie and I'm all set. It doesn't even look like you It's not even the same hairstyle I picked wait save image. No, I don't want to save image. All right now that I'm packed I can get going fantastic. Let's see what this game is like after the ads, of course What should I tell Mia get angry at her for some reason? I don't know. I knew that you would act this way I'm really glad that I came here with you What? Stop being so pathetic Mia. This is just one weekend without him. Maybe you're right. I overreacted What is wrong with this person? End me is extremely abusive. I'm getting very tired of this text based game There's not enough action and not enough ads. I'm quitting. I'm just interested where high school girl simulator love story games Goes maybe someone in the reviews said how to pass it. Okay. First of all, let's talk about how all other 2018 or 2017 games have heck of goof graphics while this 2020 game is apparently looking like the first spongebob Squarepants first episode graphics You need to fix the looks of the characters and things around them the graphics and right when I went to grab the fries tray I froze. I also walk super slow and ease confusing for me. I agree with everything You just said Harlow one improve the graphics the characters are scary to change the clothes. It's not nice It looks weird. I mean what about actually being able to finish the level That's what I'd like change. This is a bad game. I got stuck at level three I couldn't not I could not even sit down please fix it. I can't even get past level one Very nice and beautiful game. It is one star Can someone just give me tips and how to pass the first level there was no cafe If it was there, I could not find it and I was excited now. I am not A little bit overboard with the emojis there a full star because this game is romantic I just love the love stories. They're so nice and romantic It's legendary pokemon and the kids are going on training for temporary job I'm starting to think these five stars may be bots Like look at all the things you're supposed to be able to do go for swimming get into your car Go to school and get hit by a boss apparently and I was just stuck there Not even being able to wash myself just felt like real life. I hated it. All right. Well, we're going to leave it there I'm thoroughly disappointed. I feel like I gained no knowledge of dating through those games Which is totally unexpected if I'm honest. I didn't expect to go into this and not learn anything But I guess we'll leave it there. I hope you enjoyed and I hope you learned something from this I'm sure there was something to learn here. I'm just struggling to think what that might be There's got to be a moral to the story somewhere, but I do hope you guys enjoyed I appreciate you watching it as always folks and I do hope to see you next time If you have any suggestions on more apps we could cover do let me know because I I'd really like to do some more stuff like this and like especially ripoffs of games and stuff like that I get a big kick out of it. I gotta find a way of turning off the ads though Maybe just turning off my internet or something. I don't know, but I'm gonna leave it there Thank you very much for watching and bye for now