 Come on, you bucket of bolts! Get to flying! Sarge, not that this is the weirdest thing you've ever done, but why are you trying to shove a bus into a cannon? I gotta get this baby up in the sky I've brought to! Tap dance and taro flops, look at the time! I guess I gotta call in the big guns. I'm gonna lip this sucker with my back, not my legs. Masculine style. Okay, well before you hurt yourself, what's going on? What are you so stressed about? We've got a very special visitor on the way. I need this base in tip-top condition! That means buses in the sky, orderves, dusty ammunition. Uh, wait. You mean the master chief? I can't believe he's gonna be here! Where did the time go? I gotta clean my armor. Why did I eat all the emergency orderves? Now you understand the urgency of the bus! No, no, forget the bus. That's too cliche. Everybody's doing buses, Sarge. We need to stand out. Knock his boots off. What in the world? What are these interlopers, slash squatters, slash freeloaders, slash millennials doing that on our property? Get off my lawn. Calm down, geezer. We're trying to make our base look cool to impress Master Chief. Yeah, we're gonna put a disco ball right here, and in the corner can be the BYOT Taco Bar. BYOT? What if I don't have my own tacos? Oh, well the regular Taco Bar is in the other corner. Oh, thank God. Griff, you can't turn Trader for tacos. BYO or otherwise. This is red base. It doesn't belong to a non-red. Hey, what are you guys, anyway? Why? Are you trying to come up with preconceived notions of us based on our armor? Emphasis on trying. I mean, I was, but now you phrased it like that. You don't own this base, Grandpa. Besides, you can't see it for what it really is. The possibilities are endless. I don't want to hear it. This is red base, and we're reds. It's right there in the name. We'll go take our ideas to another less lame base. Oh, man. I really want to use my near-endless supply of youthful energy to impress Master Chief. Youthful energy, you say? Wait a second, Sarge. Maybe we can work together here, because we have the opposite of that. What do you mean? What if we draw up all the plans, and then you two toy... I mean, you two execute them. Chief shows up, and he loves all of us. Why, that's a brilliant idea, Griff. And I cannot believe I just said those words. Hmm. Kinda sounds like you want us to do all the work while you boomers take all the credit. Mm-hmm. Sounds on brand for you old people. Truly the greatest generation. Plus, I'll give you Griff's rations. Hey, deal. That is a base fit for the Chief. I hope he likes it so much that he adopts me. I gotta admit, you guys did a solid job. Maybe you kids aren't so bad after all. You know, you can compliment us back now. Yeah, I'm good. We're making entrance. So, uh, who's team is he on? Debs! Debs! Uh, dang it! Thanks for checking out that episode of RVB. You can find the playlist to watch more below, or you can go to roostateef.com to check out the latest RT shows. Also, don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell or leave a comment.