 She has been told that even if the council decides to allow us to use the building... What are you riding with? Uh, I'm solo right now. Me? Perfect. You wanna hop in? Yeah, I get frost. You fucked Jimbo. Frost asked me to ride the air. Told her that she sucks and I'm not riding with her. Oh my look. Apologize to Jimbo. Apologize. I'm very sorry that you suck. Oh my look. Jimbo. I'm very sorry that I uh... Jimbo, apologize right now or I'll ride with you. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. That was rude of me. Oh gosh. What are you up to? Oh hell, just trying to arrest folks. Oh, how did that thing go yesterday? No, I felt like there was like no energy in the room whenever I... It was just a weird ass day. What do you mean no energy? Like I got no feedback other than like thank you. Basically after I gave them a presentation. What did you give it to? Council of Eight. I think they got real hung up whenever I said that the share position should be equal to the chief of police but I didn't really... Because I hear the command... Shouldn't it? Yeah, exactly. Common sense would tell you that. But I think people see that as like some kind of ploy for, hey, I should be sheriff. And also, sheriff should be as good as chief of police and I should be in charge. I think it should be equal to the chief of police and it should also be a voted position. That's literally exactly what I said. But citizens, yeah, I mean... That is a common sense sort of, you know, opinion I believe. I also said kind of my original idea for that is under the assumption that we'd have like a commissioner. We're gonna start... We're gonna start... They should put me in charge because it would change. God damn. Jimbo, we had you in charge. We'd all be getting fired. Kale Zose would come out of his damn grave wherever the hell he is and he'd come in here and fire everybody. I used to be the under-chef. Really? Where? A long time ago. Here? Not the ungain part of the city. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, you know what I heard about that? What? Because that didn't exist until I think shortly after. I was around. I heard there was actually some pretty damn good police work that happened there. So, you know the cops that came from there? It was me, Barak, Ruby, Anita, or not Anita. Amazing. Me, Barak, and Ruby came from there. It was Maisie there. They came from there. Maisie was there but she didn't start from over there. Right, right. How did Ruby? Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry you called me but I was in a meeting. Can I help? Oh no, it's all good. I was going to ask if you want to patrol together. I've actually got a question for you. Okay. Are you available? Are you around? Yeah, I'm just patrolling with Jimbo right now. I can hop out. Were you getting fired? Yeah, she said why are you riding with Jimbo and then here we are. What the fuck? Yeah. I'm going to call that bitch. Do you have a piece of my mind? No, hell, I was playing with you. Hi, Ruby, how's it going? It's Jimmy. Actually, you know what? It's going to be Jamal today. How are you? I'm pretty good. What are you up to? Okay, all right, sounds good. Are we firing him? Cornwood, we'll get this over. You're fired. Okay, well sounds good. I'm going to go inside and pack my things. He's going to go outside and pack his things, Ruby. Do you want me to still meet you in the whatever it's called? Corkcock, we've got to go to the cells. Okay, sounds good. You're not fired, apparently. Damn. Remember when we got these done? And you went out of your way, you got Simone acoustics in here. Was there a bill? Yeah, it was like $20,000. Did you pay for the bill out of your own pocket? Oh, yeah. Did he give you a receipt? Oh, no. So, we need a receipt. Okay. Otherwise, the city is going to charge us for the work that Simone acoustics have done in the cells. How did you pay for it? Oh, cash? I only pay cash. Hell, you think I'm going to keep my money on board? They're scared with us. This is over. So, somehow, city council found out that we got this done to the building. And they're claiming that there's possibly an outstanding bill. And I'm like, oh, shoot. So, that's why I thought I better talk with Cornward, because I remember. Right. Am I right? But if there's no paper trail, Cornward, we might be hit with the second bill. Okay, here's the plan. We're good to go. No, tell Nicholas Simone, hey, we have your money. We will meet you out. You already paid him in Orangeville. Hold on. And then I will show up. I will be wearing a mask. He will have no idea it is me. And then what happens is I hold him up. And then I will get our money back after we pay him. Actually, if we leave that in this conversation, we should go in here. That's true. Okay. Okay. So that's plan A, plan B. Okay. I could contact him and ask him for a receipt. What do y'all think? I really like A. Who's Nicholas Simone? Oh, that's the guy who runs Simone Acoustics. Oh, yeah. Is there any chance you could maybe ask for a receipt first? Well, that was plan B. Yeah, I know, but sometimes B needs to come before A. You know what I mean? You work your way up rather than down. I don't know what you mean. I didn't think so. If we cannot find a receipt or an invoice, Cornward, we may get it the second bill. Okay. Game plan. Plan C. Okay. We tell Nicholas Simone to come here. We ask for a receipt. But then if he says no, we ask to see his business license. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know why? Because if he doesn't have a legal business, then he did all of this work. And then they'll rip it all out. Oh, wait. No. I think we use that as the A bomb that we need to drop at the end if we need to. Plan D. Just an idea. Yeah. Do we know anybody that could forge Nicholas Simone's signature? Well, he's Danish. I don't know anybody else who's Danish. What are you talking about? Well, how are you going to sign in Danish? The letters are the same. Are they? How do you know? Do you know how to write Danish? Do you know how to write Danish? What kind of? What kind of issue? There are three extra letters. Oh, no. What about the ISO guy? Yeah. What kind of ish is trig? I thought trig was Swedish. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Bad idea. But should we twad out looking for a Dane? No, we're just trying to find someone who's Danish. Nobody will know it's serious. See? Why are you so aggressive? People are just taking it as like, Jimbo's asking for a Danish. You know? A good point. Oh, I have an idea. What if I just, you know, voice to text, like signing the paper? You know what I'm saying? But you just sound Danish? Yeah. How does that? Can you do a Danish accent for us? Nicholas Simone. Okay. I don't know what you said. Yeah. That's Plan E. Just a case. Yeah, it's Plan F. Okay. That first failure. Yeah. That one ain't going to work. We're not doing too well here. Yeah. Let's start with asking for receipt. Okay. Let's start with asking for receipt and we'll go from there. Can I leave that with you, Cornel? Because I really don't want to be hit with a bill. Yeah. No, I think that's fine. I need to tell you. I had a really good talk with the treasurer the other night. And she has been told that even if the council decides to allow us to use the building up north, any alterations will come out of our money. Oh, really? Yes. Who cares? That building's awesome. So we are going to literally have to send a team of consultants up there, including yourself, and carefully comb through exactly what needs to be done to the building so that we can get it functionable if they go ahead and say yes. We need like a game plan. Okay. I have... Who's the treasurer? Etta. Oh, I got this. I got her under my... Really? Under my small pinky toenail. Okay. I know how to talk to her. She loves me. Oh. So here's what we need to do. I'm probably going to her bathroom. You're done. I've been told no funding is to go towards that building. That's what she's been told so far. Now, that may change, but we need to be ready that if they go ahead and allow us, how much is it going to cost? What would we need to do with that building? That's what I'm saying. That's up to Cornward and his team. Well, I mean, it's not up to me. It's up to whoever wins the share of election. Unless I just buy the building and then I store my own police department, but that's not... Oh, my God. That'd be... That's plan. That's... That's hilarious. No, I don't want to start my own... No, I don't want... No. That's hilarious. I know. Yes, it is hilarious. I'm following you with that. I understand whoever wins the share of selection, but don't you want to be a hit of the game? I mean, I suppose, but that's not... I'm taking that idea. Here's the thing. I feel like everything that would get us in the place where we need to be does everything that everybody is afraid of, whereas the plan that I've put forward really addresses and avoids all the problems that everybody else thinks is going to exist and does it the right way. Now, I mean, if I really wanted to get shit done, I could probably just do that, right? But, I mean, shit, I don't know at this point, like, that feels like there's no damn end in sight. I mean, I've never thought that having a building up north to be opened is a bad idea. I suppose I just want us in a place where, if it goes through and they say, all right, folks, you can do it, but you're going to be responsible. What things do you need done, and do you have any money put aside for that? I want to be ahead of the game. I don't want to say to the PD, well, guess what, guys? Yeah, they've said yes, but unfortunately, we can't afford to open it for another six months. I don't want to be in that place. I'll put 20 bucks towards it if we need to. Well, Jimbo, I appreciate that. I'll go ahead and mark that down. Here's where we should go from there. Okay. The thing is, I don't think it's right to take that away from anybody who is... I don't want to... I feel like that should be the sheriff's job. So whoever wins the election, I don't want to take that away from them. But you can transfer any of that information over to that person. It's just a stepping stone, right? By the time that everything gets figured out, like, because what? They're not going to have another meeting until next week. They're going to have probably another meeting, another week to put everything on the ballot. They're going to do... This is probably a month out anyway, because they only have their meetings on Saturdays. Yeah, I mean, I have no idea. I mean, I think just three months is like, unacceptably too long. I mean, it's... Slacks told me when the city opened up, he said we're probably looking at two to three months. And that was like a generous... Not generous, that was like a conservative estimate. He said two to three months. And here we are, we're creeping them on month four. It's really been four months. Almost. We're about three weeks out. So we're going to be looking at up to twice as long as what was originally estimated. Even if there is an election and a sheriff is elected, that sheriff has zero funds. And wouldn't it be nice if we were ahead of the ball and we were able to at least implement and give them a large influx of money so that they could go ahead and get that office open? Can I play devil's advocate? What does the LSPD pay for already? Because we have to pay our own repairs. We have to pay for... Yeah, we have to. I guess the department has no money. The LSPD has no fucking money. We've got enough money to pay back the 300,000 that we borrowed for some reason. I don't know why. Wait, what? Why did we borrow 300,000? I don't know. I wish I knew. What the fuck is going on? Did we not give the 300,000 back yet? No. Why? That is a cruel interest. Nobody even uses that. We don't have the bank accounts yet. Birik and I do not have access. This is just how I feel. How do we not have the bank? Do you get that from Eta? Who do you get that from? We're trying really hard. We're trying. Get your ass out of there, okay? It's okay, Jimbo. It's not the other world yet, okay? Oh, God. So what did Eta say? No, it's not Eta. We're just waiting for them to be transferred over into Birik's name. But don't just take like one second. Who has access to the bank accounts, Slax? Yeah. Let me call Slax real quick. Does he have access to it? Yes, but I can't authorize payment without Birik. He's the chief. Slax, do you know how to get access to the bank accounts? Like the budget? No. I don't know why it's so difficult. I'm not sure if there's an issue in the system. I'm not sure, but I've sent the chief and I'm going to send the ass chief's information over so they can add them eventually. We'll just declare bankruptcy like Michael Scott from the office. Yeah, we should.