 Okay, first before we get into anything, it is disgusting outside. I'm gonna need you guys to comment down below. What is the temperature where you're living at right now? Here in Jersey, it is 97 degrees. It should be illegal to step outside right now. This is not safe for anyone at all. Your boy's gonna be staying inside playing Call of Duty for the rest of the day, right after I drop this banger. What's going on? If you're new family, welcome back to another video. If you guys are new to the channel, make sure you guys hit that subscribe button, turn on your post notification bell, leave a positive comment down below for a chance to get a post notification shout out at the end of today's video. So as I said before, guys, it is extremely hot outside. We are taking a super chill inside today. Janice actually fell asleep in the living room watching TikToks. It was the funniest thing ever, watching her doze off. You guys are stuck to doze off and you guys do that thing where you're like, it's the funniest thing ever. Anytime I catch someone doing that, I just start dying of laughter. As you guys can tell by the time I film another video, your boy is basically gonna be talking to his unborn or future son and or daughter. God, all I'm saying is I would be highly appreciative of any boy or girl, that's all I'm saying. I just need one. If I get two, even better. But yeah, guys, my plan is to go set the camera up in the living room and then I'm gonna wake up Janice by talking to her stomach as if she were pregnant. Now, obviously she's not pregnant, but that's what's gonna throw her off. She's gonna be like, what are you doing? That's just weird. You're talking to a child that's not even there. You'll see how I'm gonna go about it. If you guys are ready to see Janice's reaction, make sure you guys smash that thumbs up button. Comment down below, team Isaiah, all day, every day. You guys already know I'm always coming with the bangers. Every single video I do, you guys always know it's a banger. Let's get into it. See you one day though. Talking to my child, do you mind? What are you talking about? I'm talking to my kid. This is being crazy right now. Mommy doesn't think that you're there. But daddy knows, daddy knows you're there. What are you doing? I'm talking to my kid. I just told you, do you mind? We're gonna be going to the park. Daddy's gonna show you how to drive. We're gonna drive fast, right? We're gonna drive crazy. Babe! What? My name is right there. I'm not talking to the dog. I'm talking to my son, my daughter. Whatever it is. What are you talking about? I'm talking to my kid. You just shut up and feel they move. Oh no, I'm trying to talk to my future kid. Okay, I'm talking to my future kid. Babe, you make no sense. Are you okay? How do I make no sense? I'm talking to my future kid. Yes, I know you're not pregnant, but one day there will be a kid in here and I'm talking to them. Babe, that's not how that works. You can't just randomly type to my stomach. Okay, okay, just go back to sleep. Just go back to sleep. No. Why are you sitting here talking to my stomach? Doesn't matter either. I'm not talking to your stomach. I'm talking to my kid. Oh my God. I'm too tired. Just go back to sleep. Just go back to sleep. Geez. See, that's something that you're gonna realize. Mommy's crazy. That's why daddy's gonna be your best friend. Babe, you was talking to Chick-fil-A. That's what you're talking to. Literally, the Chick-fil-A I had this morning, you talking to chicken tenders and fries. I'm not talking to your stomach. I'm talking to my kid. Babe, no you're not. You have hair in your mouth. Leave me alone. I'm tired. You leave me alone and I'm talking to my kid. No. You're not talking to your stomach. I'm not talking to your stomach. Yeah, we're literally sitting here rubbing my stomach, talking to it. You don't think that's weird? I'm not pregnant. I don't have any. I'm literally above my period. How is it weird? Because it is. Dads do this all the time. Yeah, dads. You know, with expecting. Okay, I'm expecting a kid one day. Yeah, but like expecting means that you actually are pregnant. Expecting means expecting, whether it's two years from now, six months from now, nine months from now, we don't know, all right? But I am expecting one day to have a kid. Okay, babe. Can I just finish talking to my kid? I was almost done. I'm almost done. And then I leave you alone. I'm uncomfortable by you talking to my stomach. I'm not talking to your stomach. All right, am I talking to your stomach? Yes. But what's inside your stomach? My kid. Food. No, my kid. Thanks. Dads do this all the time. I can't talk to my future kid. Yeah, dads. Do you not get it? You're not a dad yet. Not yet. You said it. You're a dad to Nene. He's here. Okay, so. You need to talk to him like that. Not my freaking stomach. No, I'm talking to my future kid. My creation. Our creation. We create nothing yet. Not yet. Not exactly yet. But one day there will be a kid in here. Okay. So I can finish my conversation. Babe. Babe, I have like two sentences left. Love you, I have to say. Can I finish? You literally would just say how I'm crazy. Exactly. How mommy is crazy. There's no baby in there. Can I finish the conversation? Like you're interrupting. You are interrupting. You're interrupting. I'm interrupting you talking to my stomach. I'm talking to my kid, not your stomach. You got to think deeper than that. All right? Babe. It's not your stomach. It's the kid I'm talking to. It's just the principle. Like it just doesn't make sense. Okay, it's the principle of interruption. It's the principle of being rude. It's the principle of not letting a father talk to his child. That's what you're doing. So can I get back to talking to my kid? I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Maybe it'll be a boy. That'll be great. Maybe it'll be the girl that's even great. I don't, let me talk to my kid. Do you understand how crazy you sound right now? I sound crazy if I'm just trying to talk to my kid. Because babe, if I'm pregnant, then you can talk to my stomach like that because there is a child in my stomach. There is no child in here. Like I don't think you get it. I literally don't have anything in my stomach for you to talk to besides chewed up food. It's all about the emotional attachment and the deeper meaning behind it. It's not I'm talking to your stomach. It's not I'm talking to your Chick-fil-A. I'm talking to my kid that one day is gonna be in there and you just won't let me finish the conversation. And I think that's rude. Okay. Can I finish? Yeah, sure. Geez. Like I was saying, your mom's crazy. That's why you don't even be daddy a lot of the time because mommy's crazy and mommy, she don't know what she be talking about most of the time, but mommy's covered in hair. It's all right. If you're gonna spend a lot of time with daddy, if you're a boy, we're gonna go to the park, we're gonna play a bunch of sports. If you're a girl, I'll take you to get your nose done. I'll even wear two twos and let you dress me up like a princess. But one day it'll come. One day. It won't. What are you doing? It wants boba. What wants boba? Whatever you're talking to wants boba. No, bro, you're back to the stomach thing. We're not doing the stomach thing. I'm talking to my kid and not your stomach. Okay, well your future- If you want boba tea, order it. All right, I'm not talking to your stomach. I don't care what your stomach wants. I'm talking to my kid. Okay, well your future kid that will be coming in the future is telling you that- That's not what they said. They didn't say that. Yes, they did. They didn't say that. What they said was, they were right about everything you said. Mommy is crazy and mommy is rude. You heard that? Yeah, that's what I heard. Especially the rude part because you keep interrupting. I'm done with that. I heard both of them. I'm done. I'm not done. Babe, I'm sorry. I really can't take you seriously right now. Where'd you put my sandals? Where'd you put my sandals? I'm about to go take a walk because honestly, you won't let me talk to my kid and it's honestly getting me upset. Babe, I'm not pregnant. I never said you were pregnant. I said it's deeper. It's the emotional attachment. It's the deeper thought behind you. Behind you? It's something that hasn't even been thought of yet. What do you mean? We've been thinking about having kids. We've been talking about the topic of having a kid for a while now, all right? Yeah, but not in all time soon. Okay, okay. I understand that. But you won't let me talk to my future kid and it's honestly upsetting me. What's upsetting me is that you woke me up from my nap talking to my stomach. You gotta get up anyway. There's nothing in my stomach. I'm gonna leave it at this, okay? Our future kid is in your stomach. Stop saying that. I don't think this is gonna work. I don't think this is gonna work. If you're gonna continuously interrupt my conversations with my child, this isn't gonna work right here. That's not gonna work. So, I'm gonna need you to shape it up. I'm gonna need you to shape it up. I'm gonna need you to shape it up. I am gonna take my walk and I'm gonna think about all the things I could possibly do with my future kid and possibly say to my future kid, hopefully one day without any interruptions because someone wants to be rude. I'm sorry. Man, I'm sorry. You should be. You should be sorry. I am offended. I am highly offended. How are you offended? Because you're ruining my conversation with my kid. That's not what I'm explaining to you. There's no kid. Say that one more time. Say there's no kid there. Say there's no kid there. Say it one more time. There's no kid there. You're damn right there's no kid there. Not yet. In nine months there will be because this is a prank. So. Nine months. We gotta hurry up and close this video. I'd like to prank. All right, so we gotta close this out and we can get to it and then nine months similar. I'm breastfeeding. Why not both? No. Say team Isaiah. No. Say it. You're freaking crazy. My future kid is saying it right now, agree. No, I thought you were losing your damn mind. You thought I lost my marbles? Yes. I lost, that was a long time ago, baby. Yeah, I'm sure you did. I lost those at the beginning of this channel. Bye. Okay, so I'm gonna cut you a deal. If you go ahead and you say team Isaiah, we're good, we're square away and I'll close this video out nicely and with no hostility. Now, if you don't say team Isaiah, I'm gonna tell the whole YouTube world the names of our future kids. You never will do that. I will tell them right now if you don't say team Isaiah. No, you won't. I'll tell them right now, Janice. I'm trying, you go ahead. The boy's name is gonna be. Don't you freaking dare. Say team Isaiah. No. Say it. No, because you're gonna take an L too. The girl's name is gonna be, you just won't budge. No, I'm not saying that. Respect, you're calling my bluff, respect. Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna tell you guys that. But yeah guys, that is it for today's video. If you guys enjoyed Janice's reaction, I think you were more weirded out than anything. That was just too much. It was funny, I'm not gonna lie. It was a little weird me talking to your stomach. It was kind of like cringing away, but I gotta do what I gotta do for team Isaiah. So that is another W in my books. I don't know about you. What? My IBS was talking back like that. All right guys, so what do IBS said and it's not time for today's post notification shout out. Today's post notification shout out goes out to Joy Chrissy, shout out to you. Thank you so much for your love and support. If you guys want a post notification shout out, all you guys gotta do is like, comment, share and subscribe and turn on those post notification bells so you know if I would ever be posting a video and with all that being said, we'll catch you in the next. Well, you had to like go lower as you were closing it out. I don't know, he was hired. She just started. This is the next thing you know we were calling.