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Born in this State (Parody of Lady Gaga's "Born this Way")

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Published on Feb 26, 2012

This is a song about Mitt Romney's Michigan campaign strategy in the lead-up to the Republican primary on February 28, 2012. Lyrics:
Verse 1:
My daddy told me when I was young:
One day you'll be president.
Be a good Mormon, move to the East Coast,
And the Right will think you're heaven-sent.

In Michigan you're just your father's son
Boy don't let it trouble you
Embrace my legacy and you'll go far
It worked fine for George W!

Chorus 1:
You know that this is a fact
My wife drives two Cadillacs
Made in Detroit, now, baby,
Cuz she knows how to act.

I think Santorum is great
But he's a little too late
That dude's from Penn-syl-vania
I was born in this state

Bridge:
Ooo I can ingratiate
Michigan, you sealed my fate
AfterI won that debate

Didn't vote* to save GM
They still think I'm one of them
That's right, baby, I was born in this state.

Spoken:
Don't vote for Rick, just vote for me
I'll be the pick of the GOP
I won't raise taxes by a cent
Or import from the Orient
Though firing is my specialty
I'll hire you if you vote for me
So cast your ballot on Tuesday
Cuz Mitt was born right in this state.



Verse 2:
You know the union got it all wrong
Got Detroit bailed out by the government
If you're blue collar and you work with cars
You'll trust in my business sense

I'll magically make home values rise
And cut the budget down to size
I love this state I love this country and
Espero que voten por mí.


Chorus 2:
My victory's guaranteed
Thanks to my father's good deeds
I bet ya 10 grand, baby,
I was born to succeed

The trees are just the right height
And the streets are just right
My roots are deep, here baby
I was born in this state

Bridge:
Ooo I can ingratiate
Michigan, you sealed my fate
After you saw that debate

Didn't vote to save GM
They still think I'm one of them
That's right, baby, I was born in this state.

I was born in this state,
I was born in this state,
I plan to win here, baby,
I was born in this state.

I was born in this state,
I was born in this state,
My name is Romney, baby,
I was born in this state.

*This lyric should be "Didn't WANT to save GM. Romney was not in a position to vote for the auto bailout, since he was not in Congress. Sorry for that error...I wrote this in 2 days!

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