 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're gonna solve a murder, the murder of Fall Guys. Fall Guys was an amazing game. It still is an amazing game. It's just, well, it kind of died off fast, which is disappointing because I actually really like it, I really love Fall Guys. And a lot of people have blamed among us for the murder of Fall Guys, but it's not the case. I've spent hours trying to figure this out and I think I've finally done it. It's knockoffs. No, not knockoffs. People who took the game formula and improved it and made their own version. Jump guys. New mall now open. Daily rewards. Play rewards. I'm not sure what that means. But anyway, let's get started. And look, it had 34,000 players. Of course, they're probably all on it right now because once you start, you cannot stop. Once you jump guy, you cannot go back. I don't know. Oh God. He's terrifying. Okay, that's how you jump. Well, dive, roll. I don't know a combination all the above. Can I push him off? I can. Great. How do I jump? Okay, space. Are these actual people, do you reckon? What was that? I didn't press anything. Okay, it's over. We're on to the next stage even though I didn't make it through that one. These must be real people then. Uh-oh. I'm so confused by the physics. I don't really understand what's happening. Oh no, this is awful. I mean, awfully good. I can see why people left fall guys for this. Oh no, I'm stuck. Oh no, I'm stuck. Oh my body's falling apart. God damn it. Do you think any of these people are actually having fun? Like, are they legitimately just sitting there like, wow, this is the best thing I can do with my time? Alright, the trick is to go sideways on this one, I think. Alright, here we go. This isn't gonna go well, is it? Oh no. This is too intense. No wonder people left fall guys for this. The skill levels required, it's a lot more than fall guys. And that's coming from an ex-esports captain of a fall guys award-winning team, I might add. Oh, look at this. This is a cool game mode. I wonder how they came up with this one. How is it the last square at all of them? Okay, that was unlucky, but don't worry, we've got this. This bucket head dude has actually, he's nailed this game mode. Wait, what? It's over? I like how the person immediately just kills themselves if they've lost. They just fall down and die. Oh, you mean I didn't win? Guess I'll just die then. Oh, this is like slime climb, except we're at the slime, so it's just climb. I love climb. Oh my god, that looks just terrible. Absolutely horrifying. I think I'm at window. Oh no, someone's passing me out. Please don't win, I need this for my self-esteem. I was a former prize-winning captain. Oh for God's sake. What are you doing? Don't just give up, come on. You're a jump guy, not a fall guy. Quite clearly. I've lost again. This game is so much harder than fall guys. No wonder people move to it. They need the challenge. What is disappointing though is that fall guys has clearly copied a lot of their ideas, which is kind of sad to be honest with you. Like I get it, you're desperate, but please don't resort to theft. Oh my god, this game is the hardest game I've ever played. How are they so good at it? How many hours do you think they've played this game for? If it's anything above 0.2 of an hour, I would be shocked. Almost there, almost there. Is he just waiting at the finish line for me to get close? He's gonna be waiting a while. If that's the case, I just can't get there. Here I come, here I come. He just felt bad and he just finished the race. He's just like, I need to mercy kill this dude. Oh for that sake, I just spawned. I'm gonna do what they do and just collapse because I want. I can kind of understand why they do that. I resorted to the same thing. It wasn't even me like, oh, let's do a joke and do what they do in the game. I was genuinely just like, I am depressed. I wanted to fall down and give up. I kind of understand the game now more. Oh, now I have to accept the pain again. All right, here we are in nightmares. Sorry, dreams. It gives me nightmares is what I meant to say. And we got some fall guys. That's not a fall guy. Oh dear. Why are his arms up there? Wait, oh my God, what is this? Outfits, red. Wow, that's cool. You can't actually keep it. You can only cancel. Apparently this is actually multiplayer as well. There's no way there was 10 people just waiting here to play this. These can't be people, surely. What is happening? What is going on with the camera? Oh man, that's a hell of a preview. Here we go. Even their little run is hilarious. Oh my God, did you see that? I was perfectly timing my jump and then it just stalled for a second. Come back here, you little freak. Oh my God, the timing. Are these even hitting me? Did you hit you? Oh, do they? Okay, a little bit. It's kind of hard to get hit by them. And the fact that it has no music and it's just the pitter-patter of his feet is honestly terrifying. Qualified. These aren't players. There's no way. Like it says multiplayer, but it can't be, surely. Who would willingly play this other than me? Qualified. How many left? I want a crown here. I want a crown in at least one of these games we play. Get the crown. Seems simple enough. Wait, what's happening to the balls? Wait, I think the balls were released early. Don't worry, it happens. Oh my God, what is that? What's it doing? Come on, crown me up. What? Oh, okay, yes, a winner. I was about to celebrate. I was going to scream, yay, and then it just came off eliminated but then said winner. It's giving me a lot of mixed messages. But I got a crown, which means I can buy this thing. Can I? No, you can't interact with this menu. That's disappointing. Oh, there's emotes too, nod. Oh my God, never do that ever again. Wave? No, don't do that either. That's like something out of a nightmare. And flask. Oh, yes. All the kids are doing it. Come on, everyone, let's flask. Just start by dislocating both your arms. Oh my God, this one looks so promising and then I went in and he looks like this. He's like a tic-tac on steroids. Ah, the music. Why? Please hit the pavement. Please hit the pavement too. All right, we're in jump club. Qualified. They're all still jumping. That was it. That was over. I qualified. Thumbs up. Anything that says I'm good at things gets a thumbs up from me. Get to the exit. Okay, this sounds simple enough and it's a whole new idea. Oh, that's a bit scary. What the? Oh, what is this? Oh, it's in slow motion and they're all following me. No, I'm done. I don't like that. That one was scary. I'm done on PlayStation. I can't do this anymore. What is a sleep paralysis demon? I play. Oh, we get ads first. Great. I like this in games because it builds up the suspense. I'm excited. I can't wait to get in there but also I'm interested in a professional deployment, project management, populating. Don't lie to me. There is no one else playing this game. Don't even try that with me. Without the music and just knowing how the characters look from the front, it's really scary to be honest with you. I really, really don't like this. In good news though, I'm really good at it. Did I make it? Wait, place four? Is that what it says? Press space to seek new match. These are not people. Surely they are not people. It counts up too steadily anyway. Wait, there is one map. Is that it? I just immediately killed myself. Just run off into the void. Run, little fella, run. You can do it. Whatever you're running towards, you can do it. I'm just in the void. I can't do anything. He's just stuck there for eternity. This is purgatory. You died from falling off the edge and you're stuck in purgatory. Also your arms are all wrinkly and weird. I don't know what happened there. Do you think it ever ends? Oh, wait, what is this? He's like attempting to jump, I think? I don't know what he's doing. I don't know. I think I'm just here for all eternity. You know what? I'll leave that open in the background and we can come back in a while and check if it ever ends. All right, clearly, I've just been looking in the wrong places. All right, I've been searching and platforms no one even uses, like PC, PlayStation and all that. No, I mean, Olaiki. We should go on mobile. That's where you get the best knockoff, the best improvements to games. Knockout Fall Guys Royale. That's a lot of words that I like. I'm getting that one. Oh my God, when you click on it, there's even more words. Knockout Fall Guys Royale 3D, human knockover. Oh my God, one million downloads. This has got to be where all the users went. We've done it. Well, I'm here. I may as well get Fall Guys Run. Item not found. Well, I guess they ran away. What about Party Royale? Party Royale, guys do not fall. Well, I just proved otherwise a second ago. So many of these items were removed. Like Fall Guys Ultimate Battle is gone. Fall Dudes, maybe? That's still here. I'll get that one. They've got original music, which is awesome. Oh my God, the price of these. 30,000. If I watch a video ad, I get 500. So I'd have to watch 60 ads just to get to this teddy bear. I don't even know what the menu options mean. It's got this door and these blocks that just says add. Let's just click play. At least I know what that means. Oh, no, actually it means add. Sorry. What do I do? How do I get rid of it? Do I click this? Okay, good. And the music's back. That's a good sign. Here we go. Okay, this is finding them like slowly but surely. So this could be against actual people. I have high hopes. All I need is 29 more lonely souls. Playing Knockout Fall Guys Royale 3D. Guys don't fall. No, that's not it. Sorry, I don't know the full name yet. I'm new. Oh my God. This is so laggy. Well, here I go. Wait, the timer isn't over yet. How am I going? Oh my God. Well, none of them are moving. So I don't think they actually are people. But this might be good. This might be for the best. It means I might actually win. I can see why they just didn't bother striking this one down. They got rid of the other versions from the store. But they were like, you know what? This one, it's not even worth their effort. Oh my God. This is the best PowerPoint presentation I ever had. No, someone's catching up. No, no, no. I want to win. Oh, come on. I don't know what's happening. I can't move. Oh, come on, guys, please. This is all I have. Okay, there's two Jack 43s there. I knew it can't be people because my name is just you. And I never got the opportunity to put in a name, as far as I'm aware. Everything about this game would drive you insane. Like the gameplay itself, the lag, the ads that will not go away, the music is going to drive me absolutely demented. Oh my God. I thought I got away from it for a second. It was just silent for a brief moment. I could just hear my own thoughts. And while I might not like that either, it was better than this. Okay, I qualified. Fantastic. I came like seventh. I like how they just took a Fall Guys image and put in one of their little avatars. I'm getting an ad now that I've completed one section of the game. It's like, dude, if you're stupid enough to be playing this mobile game, we got loads more where that came from. I win. Is that over? Is that it? Did I just win the whole thing? It doesn't feel as rewarding when 25 of you win at a 30. Honestly, I think that just leaves five people more depressed than they started with. And that's a lot of depression if you're playing this game to begin with. Now, Party Royale on the other hand, that looks good. I love a good party. Alone. Playing mobile knockoffs of games. Yeah, Party Animal they call me. Party Animal Kev is what they say. Oh God. Welcome, Party Royaler. I'll skip the tutorial, please. I've played so many of these that I think I understand the gameplay now. I got free dance. Claim it. I mean, this is already off to a great start. I got to skip the tutorial. I got a free dance for it. There have been zero ads as of yet. It's very promising. VIP membership. No, I don't want VIP membership. Oh my God, the X is so disguised. I was like, how do I just leave? Okay, again, way, way too quick. These can't be real people, are they? Oh my God, Jesus. Wait, don't start counting down yet. We're not at all here yet. It is enough to drive you. Absolutely demented like it. The music is so overwhelming. It's lagging. Everyone's just these blank templates for people. It's like they found some asset that they were supposed to design and they're just like, nah, we'll just use the rig itself. I can't play it. I'm sorry, Party Royale. I'm sorry to let you down. Oh my God, fall dudes. You're the real hero. Before even allowing me to play, it just said connection error. And it just gave up. But not to worry. I found fall boys. Ultimate race tournament multiplayer. And honestly, I'll settle for that. Anything with multiplayer. Even if it's terrible. It's just misery loves company. And I've never played so many multiplayer games and felt so lonely. They just keep putting me in with AI. Enter nickname. Yes. Okay, I can finally have a nickname. After all that, I just picked the same one. Okay. Yeah. This is definitely people. Oh my God. The first time I find multiplayer and it's so toxic. Wait, what? They're all running. Wait, hold on. I didn't get to go. Hold on. Wait, one second. I'm not ready. Generic game. What? Can I move? No. What am I doing? I can't move. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I'm moving. All right. Hold on. Help. All right. No need for that. Okay. I figured it out. I got the controls, guys. I'm on the way. At least it's not lagging. This is fantastic. Look how good I'm doing. Oh, okay. Oh, oh. All right. I should just never speak. All right. I may have lost that one, but I have high hopes now that I know how to actually play. Why do the characters look so pissed off? They just look like they're absolutely done with this world. Press E to invite. What? Why now? What are you trying to tell me? I don't understand. This is lagging a lot and I don't really understand what is happening. I seem to be just going through the objects. Oh my God. What is happening? What did I hate? I hate video games. I wrote in chat that I came first. Hopefully they'll just believe me. It's like nah. Nobody lies here. Lying ban. Guess I qualified. First place for me. I came first. If anyone needs any tips, just let me know. And now you got second. Do you need some tips, beast? Chill down. I really relate to this person. They just got launched off the map, spawned back in. You know what? No. And then they just left. I cannot even see the obstacles because my guy's ginormous head is in my way. Oh God, I'm not going to be able to complete this. I said first for me. I'll probably leave though. A bit too easy for me. I don't even know how to fix my camera so it's just stuck. Oh my God. The leg animation is so scary. It just looks like liquid. All right. I got eliminated. And you know what? I'm kind of glad. I'm okay with that. My camera was stuck sideways. All right. We are going to end it there. I'm so glad we solved this murder. If you want to play some of these games, I don't know what's wrong with you. Maybe seek help from a psychiatrist or something. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching. As always, subscribe if you're new. I post every single day. And that's about it. Hope to see you next time. Bye.