 Go and cry mode. Don't cry Can't my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you? We're sad. It's a sad episode. I'm good man. October's here We got some nice autumn, but it's a sad app. So I wet my nose on the mic. Don't put that in there I'll blow it up instant replay The baseball is baseball and we've at least gotten to a good series the Houston Astros and the Texas Rangers We got some division rivalry. We got bullpins getting hit. We got players getting hit by pitches And now we've got the best thing in hockey a game seven drama beef We also had a history changing replay Take place in game Something of the ALCS where you will no longer see something that we've seen for a long time runners With the batting gloves flopping out their back pocket You saw simmy and he got doubled up because the they tagged the finger and then the next game he stuffs him in so that's 20 years from now No more it's one of the earliest baseball swag moves have that hanging out your back willy, but it got teagode But also let's be the first to congratulate the Texas Rangers. They take down the Houston Astros that game seven Oh, whoa, and then they get the I don't think it was gonna be that big of a blowout Well, you know it when spiritually when the numbers are done you've won That's an old accounting phrase accountants hate that um, oh, what was this um Pronunciation youtube account you're telling me about it says yeah, it's not american telling americans how to pronounce names million followers Oh, really? Yes. Good. Shit. Yeah. How did he say organ ducks organ docks? Organ docks for the organ docks We were wondering how to say sabrina Enescu's name the right way and we think we've got it But but also it's like a french guy says docks We got a puke and rally here I got tagged in this a lot because I've made a lot of breakdowns of athletes who puke your life has been surrounded by puke Yeah, I get like an update, you know puke alarm, but I didn't make a breakdown on this one It's an almost a breakdown because this wasn't like uh Onto the floor no She hits a three and then she walks to the sideline and her coach Just has a garbage can ready for her almost like a like a sonic drive-through of puking just like very organized like And then went back out and played it just very organized that it almost felt like Huh, then they lost which is kind of tough because You don't want that to be your final highlight of the season. Um, weren't you saying you puke you party? You puke you puke you party puke you party puke puke you party puke and party puke puke and party Yes, but I puke on your opponent One durable And here's that's the almost a breakdown More sports and this episode is brought to you by seat geek. Oh See geek uh jim and more sports a group of sumo wrestlers were deemed too heavy to fly So airplane had to book a separate flight for now. You might have seen this in one or two flights before I know I've been on thinly flights where they're like, we actually need a couple people thinly thinly flights where they're like Hey, we actually need a couple people to move up in the airplane or back in the airplane the airplanes outbounds Well with all these sumo wrestlers, they had to book them an extra flight So you're like, okay in this story at the front seems very clicky couple things hooked us in one first line to the article awful ruining Writing articles for anyone who's ever written b. There's a hilarious picture that you're gonna like sack. How would you describe it jim? It's the sumo guy stretching Uh, you know that like leg chop thing That they do and the photographer's behind right in his butthole Yeah, it's a good shot guy on the left didn't realize what was going on because he's doing like this stupid stretch or whatever He's literally doing like an impression of like look like an idiot for Zach you're a you're a worldly guy, you know, this sumo wrestling, right? These are Guess the average average weight of the sumo wrestlers 400 We were are you torturing the note? We kind of thought that too sumo wrestling, right average weight 265 ripped its leg off Uh, what were you saying about this uh, your trip to war saw this weekend? Oh, dude in the not sports We have a classic criminal wins But the the law thinks they won a guy Pretended to be a mannequin in the mall and the picture's hilarious. Did you click the link and see the picture? It's so good. He's got a bag What mannequin holds it back and wearing like full clothes and and also just like not a skinny plastic person It's a real-life human and they left. Yeah, and they locked up But he was behind and he stole all the jewelry because they thought he was a mannequin So now he's in trouble, right? And they're like we got him and they're like, hey turns out this guy's been doing stuff like this All the time he used to go to the food court inside the store and he'd eat and then he'd go change into a new outfit and leave at the end the guy's like, uh, his luck ran out We've got him. It's like he fucking beat you guys. He had to be for a while the security camera like fire those employees They don't have good mannequin detection skills Reminds me of goosebumps. Remember that goosebumps book where the mannequins come to life I just been watching the goosebumps series on tv Harold Biddle So it should be a case of catch me if you can a little bit where it's like, hey You have to understand you're taking clothes and eating food Like we have to punish you for that But you've also run a perfect case study on our environment that like we're gonna chop the charges to a third But you also you can't live and use everything in the mall. That's one of the mall's biggest rules That's rule number one. Don't be saying stuff like keep your kids away from me. We've we got them Night didn't we got them is kind of tough. They literally fake mannequins if you didn't get them That's A problem and you didn't happen for a little bit like you don't win this 22 years old Having fun or bored fun. He's poor if you're pretending to be a mannequin. You're not well He could probably do that in time square if he can freeze that well and make some money. Why haven't Places brought in live mannequins yet Come on Who should I be? Sarah left that nice note and she kind of won employee of the week last week in like real life She called our all hands meeting all feet meeting. I think that's a play on the frogs How I'll have an all feet no hands. I really like all feet meeting. All feet meeting is nice. Sarah You're making awesome shirts. She just changed the name of our meetings. That's a big week It's a sad up. I forgot how sad this up was That was the weekly dumb Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by seed kick if you don't know what seed kick is They're a ticketing app that makes buying tickets super simple with over 28 million download seed kick is the number one rated Ticketing app. There are more than 70 000 events every single day on seed kick including sports concerts festivals and moi We've got the hookup use code dumb d um b for 28 dollars off your first purchase at seed kick That's 20 dollars off your first purchase with promo code dumb d um b click the link in the description to download the app This new york city store has actual human mannequins seems like that fucking link seen from year one where they paint michael sarin gold Freshman wine Can we finish the episode with a picture of him on the screen? With the helmet on come on my helmet doesn't fit. Excuse me