 Okay, I'm so excited to be reaching into this bag. It's my very favorite bag a picture frame with me in the Las Vegas Cinemacon The beauty of this picture is I have a flip phone, which means I'm super old. This is awesome because Because what? He's so cute. Can you see it? My first big red carpet in Las Vegas, and as you can see I dressed myself Oh a stuffy. Yeah, my very favorite special best friend Lucy I I Lucy, I would just want to tell you. I just want to tell you one thing. I'm just gonna come right outside. I Look a shooting star She's so beautiful. Isn't she we love to hold hold hands. Yeah, we do That's what special best friends do. She's awesome because she has pink and blue one Also her hair changes colors Also her legs move like this her arms move like that and that is why she's awesome Awesome Thank you A remote control have you seen the movie click watch this Uh-oh, it's not working. Hold on. I'm gonna fast forward you Oh my gosh, it works. Adam Sandler is the greatest actor in Hollywood. This thing is Awesome. It's a remote it's awesome Because you can change channels and You can always change your point of view Greg someone's got your I've got your vegan sausage roll. I'll tell you what I'll put it right back in the bag By my picture frame. Yep. I'm so happy that we can include the vegans in the sausage roll Why they don't get if you're a vegan you've given up your right to be part of the sausage Community right by definition. So why do you need to be part of the sausage community? Um, let's see. What else do we have? We've got a camera Take a picture selfie That's gonna be a good one. This is awesome because this is the original selfie machine This is what they called it. It's called a selfie machine. I didn't know that. Yeah, just like Oh It's I gotta wind it up. Let's see. Let's see if it's So when's the last time you got laid? Ah It's right now You're so lucky. Well, this is awesome because it looks good on my skin tone Also, because I'm laid You got laid. I got laid. It's been a long time. Yeah, finally. I'm pulling out. Wait. What is this? A book. Oh my favorite book. I'll finally be able to say that I've read a book fashion cats It's a bride and groom It's cats getting married. Oh, it's so cute. Well, this is awesome because it's all cat fashion Yes, and there's nothing like a good cat fashion book It's almost like vogue for cat. It's great. This is great. If you want to dress up your pussy I was gonna say something like that, but I thought I can't get away with it because I You know what? No, thank you, ma'am. I got the the pussy from Keanu that movie I did with keanu Oh, yeah, I love that. No that movie I saw. I love it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you were in that Yeah, and I have the cat from it Well the pussy Oh a sharpie highlighter Yeah, it's not the good kind But I am gonna take this And put it right here on my love hell triple belgian chocolate brownies Right sounds amazing until you read this gluten-free Hey Why don't you guys go ahead Get with your buddies from gregs. Get the hell out of here. Yeah And this is oh my gosh, look at that It's queen. Whatever Rowan Abbey and she's missing her crown Here you are. Where did the crown come from? Don't worry. It came from my heart pitch. Perfect any of them. Oh, that's good. I would have liked to have been a raptor In any yeah, I would like to have done so well really Like how tall are you? How tall are you? I think I could have played a raptor. How tall are you? Uh five five. Yeah, you could totally do it, right? Yeah. Yeah deltas around five five Yeah, and I could do short arms. Yeah for sure. No problem. Yeah, I've always thought that about you. Thank you Well, I love them all Let me just say I would I would say girls trip girls trip girls trip He still hasn't seen it yet. No, I have he does not understand the magic of that. I started I started it You're lying. What was the first thing I said in the movie? If you started it, you would remember especially feels in the last four days. Um You go She ready No, no, you didn't say that. No, that's my special. That's your special. That's comedy. Sorry. I got it mixed up with No, in the in girls trip. So you were starting my comedy special Yeah, no in the girls trip. You first thing you said you said, hey Uh, who wants to go on a girls trip? No, we did not say that you should have that was not the first line. No What's up everybody? No No, it's kind of close though. It was hey, I got that you can cure is chlamydia Now If I could time travel to anywhere I would travel to february 8th to see the lego movie 2 on opening day What about you? What would you do? What would you go? You really want to know I would go back to um, jesus's sermon on the mount and I would heckle him a little bit Just so he would talk to me personally and then I become his friend and then I come back to the future until everybody What jesus really looked like Right before this interview and I would just do it all differently I'd burn it on that I honestly I would