 Aber anyway, we're covered in shit. Yeah, fucking shit. Kalmenjahr everywhere. Don't ask me how he got it. How he got that bloody Kalmenjahr. It was from under my fucking foreskin. Look at his hair. He looks like a German boy. Ach du lieber, meine Haare. Ihr seht jetzt wie scheiße aus. Ach du lieber. Ach so, so ein Blödsinn ich sehe. Das sieht so bekloppt aus. Krankenschwester. Ich sehe wie eine Krankenschwester aus. What are we doing? Oh yeah, that's a fucking theory. You've upset some people last week with your fucking tomfoolery. There are jokes and then there's too far. It's on this fucking days. We're about to get on to the new one this days this week. Should we bring up what he fucking did? Well, look, I'll read a comment that's left on our podcast YouTube channel last week and someone, just one person and you know, it's one person. But still, Matt, you gotta be fended someone. You gotta be fucking more careful. You can't do that these days. Where did I find it? Matt! Matt! Oh, I like it when it vibrates in the throat. Matt! Oh, I fucked it now. Matt! Matt! Matt! Oh. Matt! Oh, I got the hiccups now. Olivia Woods on YouTube. Matt. Matt! Oh, I just gave myself a comment and said, I love you guys and watch yas, but I'm cooked. Though the topic of abortion was very insensitive. And not something to be joked about, especially by men. And Matt, what are you? A man or a woman? No, you're a man. Don't assume my gender. Fuck! Sorry, dude. I fucking made a mistake. I was just like you then. So basically, basically... Smile, pig! Matt! Basically last week on the On This Days, Matt did some research and found out that Miley Cyrus slipped on one of her abortions that she had. And Olivia is a bit upset about that. Isn't that right, Matthew Brown? Hey, Olivia Woods. And then she's gone on to say that that especially shouldn't be joked about by men, which is a sexist thing to say, Olivia. You fucking dumb fuck. Yeah, it is sort of sexist. Not sort of, it definitely is sexist. Okay. And we will joke about whatever the fuck we want to joke about, because it's a fucking joke. And if you get offended by that, then fuck off. All right? Just fuck off. This our space. Don't bother leaving dumb fucking comments. Just fuck right off. All right? Because we don't give a shit if you're offended. Nothing changes. You can be sad. And you can say, oh, that upset me. But guess what? Nothing's gonna change. Three. Just feel better and move on. Three. On this day. God, we're good. Yes! Okay. On this day, in 1984, Elton John accidentally caught a small pig. It stumbled straight into his pants and slipped into his pocket. At first, Elton wanted to discover the pig in a nearby wood chipper, but married it instead and called it Renate. The marriage was going well until Elton realized the reason he was getting erections when he was getting fucked by guys is because he was gay. The marriage ended in 1988 and Elton still has sex to this day. Yeah, we think he'd still fuck. So he was, yeah, because he was married for that four year period. So, oh, that explains that. I didn't know it was to a pig. Was it a pig? Well, that's what it... Yeah. Renate is like a human name, but I don't know. Maybe it was just like something got lost in translation. If you search in the right, like search engines, it's a pig. Yeah. Oh, the dark web. Yeah. Maah! On this day in 1993, the Backstreet Boys' Boyband was formed. They were initially going to name their band The Gentle Compassionate Men, but changed the name to The Backstreet Boys. After the boys smoked some shards of ice one night and wanted to go to the bottle shop. They didn't want to drive along the main street, so they took, as they thought the cops might stop them for a random drug test. So they took the backstreet to the bottle, and on the way ran over a couple of toddlers who were playing on the street. They returned home and never got caught. So to honor the toddlers that they crushed in their ute, made themselves The Backstreet Boys. That's fair, because you wouldn't want to die and just for nothing. Wow, that's a, never, because Backstreet Boys have always been like, what a weird name. Who was your favorite Backstreet Boy? One of them. I reckon, fucking, who? Nick? Nick Carter. Nick Carter was so cute. I was like, what did you see him in the episode punked? He was hanging out with Tommy Lee. I think Tommy Lee punked him. And he was full gangster get up. Yeah, that's disgusting. But like, when I was younger, I was like, what the fuck? He's like so hot. Do you know what I mean? It's like hard to look at him. Do you know what I mean? He looked like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. And there was another one. Kevin was cool. And the other, Aaron? Aaron, yeah. Aaron was Nick's brother. That's his brother. Yeah, yeah, oh man. Now it looks similar too. He did a song called Candy. He was like a shit version of Jesse McCartney. He's getting hot. That was so good looking. I was boysy than that, right? Huh? Isn't that correct? Oh, well, let me fan myself. I'm getting a bit flustered. Sweatin' hotty. On this day in 2001, Bax declared war on the fronts. Bax all over the world turned to face the front, making them back to front backs. The fronts retaliated by facing the back, which forced the backs to face the back of the fronts. The backs weren't fazed by this move in advance, backwards towards the front. Front stood firm and started also creeping back forwards. Bax met front at the back of the front, facing backwards in the front, with that back facing backwards. So used the back of the front against the front of the backs. After a long battle, backs were pushed front back by the fronts, but the fronts were turned around to the back of the backs. The middle intervened and a truce was declared. However, the backs still hold a lot of resentment and tensions are rising. Who do you like more? The backs or the fronts? I think I like the middle. Yeah, that's, you got it. Yeah, that's a fair. That's so Switzerland of you. That's full fair. Surprise. On this day in 2006, Homer Simpson was arrested when Lisa Simpson announced that Homer at finger to ass with his thick donut fingers. A few times when he was heavily intoxicated, Lisa came forward during the Me Too movement and has since left the show. New episodes continue to come out though as Lisa is a cartoon character and then creators of the show just decided to keep drawing her. Marge has decided to stay with Homer as long as he stops fingering others. I always thought it was a bit of a weird chemistry between Lisa and Homer. Yeah. And he's like, he fucking strangles Bart too. I don't know if he should be. Holy shit. That's fucked for kids to watch. Yeah, he always talks about instead of your father, you go daddy. Yeah, when he talks to Lisa. That's how Lisa said his name. Guess what guys, it's time for the next segment, which has been renamed to you guessed it. You guessed it right everyone. You guessed it correctly. You guessed the name of the new pop. Is the name in your new segment and in this segment we answer questions that you guys have sent in by Instagram and on our YouTube channel. Isn't that right Matt? Matt's gonna have a blitter blitter blitter a slick slick through. John and his Instagrams J underscore Dan 34. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. If you could bring anyone back from the dead, who would it be and could you sing us a song? Haruboma kind of fall on der voxner ebensor. Was a good jingle and keep the fire burning. Keep the fire burning hot. And if you could bring any dead cunt back or to be Oh fuck John Lennon. Whistler's mother. John Lennon. He could probably fix a lot of shit. That's going on. Keep the fire burning. John Lennon or Jeffery Epstein because I want to go to that all and see what's going on there. Whoa, I thought you were going to say like Hitler or something. No, I was going to. I was going to but then I thought, you know what? Olivia is watching. Don't want to upset her. Yeah, true. Good point. Would you rather fuck your mom's body with your girlfriend's conscience or fuck your girlfriend's body with your mom's conscience? Very good. Is inception. I know exactly what I would do. Holy shit. I know exactly what I do. Oh, turn the lights off. Yep. Because then man, you turn the lights off. And then wait. I'll go you on better brother. Let me have a bit of a feel of that arm first. Now we're going to what I would do. I would fuck my mother's body with my girlfriend's conscience with the light off and then after knock her out. And then so she's blanks, blanks is and then her conscience go back into Monique's and then mom wake up has to come wake up. Oh, yeah, fucking have to punch mom. You know what? Fuck it. Mom would just wake up with a headache. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come back into that. I wouldn't be a closed fist to be open palm hit to the back of the head until she was knocked out. Or I'd like Rufia or something just something that that distorts your short term memory something that so she will not remember. So it would fix because it would be pretty traumatic for your girlfriend having to fucking exit her body and go on your mom's body. You know, so you'd have to you'd have to hit her. You'd have to knock her out and I'd explain that beforehand as well. I'd say look these my options like just Rufia because the hit would hurt. What happens if your mom is your girlfriend? Yeah. Then man, she didn't plowed. Yeah, it had become a black. That's how black holes are made, I think. That's what happened. If cunts date their mothers, that's how black holes are made. And then life starts again. We start from the beginning. This one's from Caleb Solomon. Which mental disorder does Michael have? Schizophrenia and Manic bipolar. He was also curious is Ken Michael C. Ghost. I got a pain in my ball. Ken Michael C. Ghost. That's pain. Michael is Ghost. Yeah, he has seen Ghost before. Oh my God. It's the right ball. It's probably from where he used to be hurt. from sitting in the fertilizer today. It's entered your bloodstream. Now there's tics floating in your nutsack. You have to come him out. You have to come him out, mate. As soon as we leave, come him out onto the onto the shorts. Question for the podcast from Alex Hayes. I'm a local resident of Tagum, which is not far from us. What's your favorite thing to do around here? Attraction or leisure wise? I like watching home invasions. I like to stand out on the street and watch people's houses get broken into in the middle of the day from mathheads. That's pretty fun. And I also like going just down the road to Zilmia and watching brawls in the parks. I like boondle wetlands. Yeah, you like to go there and lay his eggs. He empties his colon from the eggs. I saw two snakes there the other day. Probably from your eggs. Tried to, yeah, I almost got lucky. I remember that brown snake, nearly ate our friend James. Really? Yeah, man, he danced around it. That was fucked up. It was a similar size. Be careful, everyone. It's snake season now. Isn't that right, man? Yeah, I saw two and one down. I ran over accidentally. Don't worry, it was an accident. Everyone was either that on my foot and I ran over. Tell me you're gonna do that. And the final question is from John and Dandrea. Dandra, Dandra. What are your thoughts on Joe Biden? He said, old, old wooden ship. He needs to go to bed, man. He needs to go to bed and just have like an IV drip with some caffeine because he looks very tired. I don't really know the man that well, but I've only spoken to him handful of times. And look, the exchanges were brief. But from what I saw, he's a nice guy. But yeah, there's definitely some issues there, I think. So yeah, we'll leave it at that. All right, here we go. We'll be applying the superglute of Michael's very sharp pointy Weaselnose first. You're gonna have to do the Kiwi thing where they go nose to nose for a bit. Is that what they do? They go nose to nose. I thought it was an Eskimo thing. Both. Oh, nice. Hold it. Hold it. You're gonna have to hold it. Yeah, that's good. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Oh, oh, oh. Stay still. Stop kissing, it's making me fall away. All right, guys, our noses are now joint. And it's our face. Oh, it's burning my eyes! Hmm, it's definitely burning the skin a bit. Oh! Can you come back your way, Marty, a bit, so they can see. Oh, fuck! Come back their way, so you can see. Oh. Good, yeah, hold that. Now we have to hear us. Will they? Yeah, they'll hear you. It's just. So our noses superglute to get in there. Und das ist der Trick für heute. Hey, Leute! Ja, lass uns ein Foto machen. Wir sollten die Ambulanz nennen. So. Wow. Wow, es riecht es raus. Es riecht es aus dem Boden. Oh, stopp! Nein, nein, stopp. Halt es, halt es, halt es. Oh, stopp! Das ist... Mann, das ist... Ich rechneide das. Ich rechneide das. Warum ist mein Arsch wadrig? Es ist weil es die Gemüse gibt. Es ist wie das Gas. Ich bin müde, weil es die Gemüse gibt. Die Gemüse ist schwer zu machen. Das Tick ist in der Gäste. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.