 That was duelist of the roses intro from ps1 talk about old-school cool Let's keep the classics running all night long with every single character duel from master's long lifespan here on the channel Talk about classics. This one's a channel stable. Oh And the cook the luck's already on my side. I'm going first bro. You know how this duel ended canonically I'm just glad you don't yes. I do bro, and you you lost bro I was gonna say at the end of this video no matter what I'm going to be passed out on the floor So let's get that now IRL shadow duel it might is my spirit connecting to the computer editor If this takes too long transition to the next scene with a basic slide and use this sound effect And watch watch me get the right coin toss this time. There we go. Okay, I think I'll be going for a bro Which we let him got him used to do that, bro Okay, okay, you got an extra deck bro I don't even get an extra deck with this fucking well I mean, can you guess which can you get what the cards are man? Probably some stupid thousand dragon or something and there you go And there you go. Anyway, I know this is really this is a dotto dotto dotto. This is important for your video Yeah, click that basketball, bro Ladies and gentlemen, that's how dotto dribble Anyway wall ball my audience was looking at the basketball. I decided to play one card face down and end my turn Wow Well, Mary it's got a like slowly fade in Just having a casual conversation and then I summon It's a scary all of a sudden bro 500 attack. I play my grave keepers Commandant Wow, I got 2100 frame one bro. What do you got what you got for that? I had nothing I ain't gonna I got a pretty good starting him I hope all is well over there, bro. All right, Wheeler. Let's go Over You're done for kid Over and draw. Yes looks like it's not over yet You got a 2000 attack Panther Warrior that's still not strong. It's not over idiot. It's not over until I say it's over I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen What do you have these down you're done, bro That's all I got you better got a mirror force or something bro better take it take some extra damage while you're at it Oh, I'm not going to the graveyard of it. Okay. Make me a promise then don't don't cancel your attack no matter what happens Okay, oh because you're bringing luck is on my side skull dice if I roll a hide-up number Where's my Wheeler luck? Oh, have you noticed that your luck doesn't tend to work against me, bro Shut up. Have you noticed bro? It's because you're a lucky guy, bro I'm not afraid to admit it. I can still win this duel. I don't think you can bro We might have to just go to the next we're not going to the next one because I'm winning this duel I would be I would willing to make some pretty serious things that you do not win this duel I'm a winning duel. There's no way I lose this duel is what I'm saying right now No, that was a really good card that I did not want you to do that with I was hoping you'd at least have one more Monster you're still gonna hold this It's like a shadow duel. I get it No, bro, I haven't lost the duo It is oh, I had this when he was first played but I never saw that guy being that big of a threat to it I ain't gonna lie that guy was cooking me. I thought skull dice would handle it. Oh brother help me man Well, you drew red-eyes black dragon. I wish I wish I drew red-eyes black dragon Hold on. I'm a little worried though because I do think Jinzo's in that deck which could be very detrimental for me Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. That could be end of the world I hope it is nice nice. Well, actually you got like 15 back row, but hey a boost tonight is here I have a few options of what I could do to this Jilly I am boost tonight alone. I think I'll just do this nightmare wheel Why are you birding me did what is I know it's a structure next so I shouldn't be surprised But I feel like this duel is very accurate right now. I feel pretty hopeless I don't like this because if you play Jinzo, all right, hold this. Ah, I'm just scared because you have the material for Jinzo now Is he in your hand just break it to me? No, it's not But I do have the material for Jinzo And you know how my luck is Dion get ready for this duel to be over because with this draw I summon forth Jinzo. Oh I asked care because bro I know your luck can just flip on a dime like some random point you still can't attack bro No, I can't unless I do this and tribute high a boost tonight for luminous soldier, right? Oh wait That's still activates. Yeah, bro. He got sent to the graveyard. Oh, why this duel like hitting my life points different Bro, this is kind of spicy. That guy could Why so many Oh It's okay, all right, watch this I believe in the hot of the cards. There's always a way out of this Draw Jinzo no better. This is dumb. This is dumb You don't have to use it now Polarization I Send both time was it and baby dragon of the graveyard to bring forth You go and get some licks it now, too. Yeah, it's thousand dragons on the field. Okay, I know they now the doles I was literally about to start punching and crying and whining We know why it's only it's okay. If this doles decided by thousand dragon I'm actually only playing exclusive. It won't be because you're not attacking over this Merrick structured that kind of feel good What a duel That is happening right now. Oh my good fucking canonical I wish I still had time was in such a good card to throw away for thousand dragon Let's see if there's there's got to be something in my deck that gets over this I'm sure Joey has like some stupid equipped spell that goes with Jinzo or something I don't know. I feel like I should summon this. There's no real need. Oh, I'll summon it just in case Goblin attack force and attack mode. I would say I'm scared, but you're not. I mean, there's no need to be I Was trying to decide if that in my hand is a resource would be better But I don't think that was really a worry back then now you this may seem questionable at first But I'm gonna tribute my metal reflects line. Why is this? This is one and only Now you're probably wondering why would I do that I could just destroy that monsters what you're thinking I play nightmare steel cage Oh You won't be attacking me at all young fella and I'll just slowly gain attack points. Oh my god Wait, I did not read that card correctly. This is actually a scary card Yeah, bro, you're just gonna not be attacking me for three or two turns. That's all and if my math checks out That should be just enough for a legendary theme to be stronger than all What is this Eric do? Cyber all right, we're almost strong enough back I'm I guess I'm just gonna get more monsters on the field and hope Jinzo Comes I guess I all right. It's gone. Don't worry. That's another 300 Scream like that in the end of it. Oh I play dark room of nightmare each time you take battle damage from an effect you take another 300 You know Deon your strategy was flawless, but you don't tell me you got a mirror You forgot about one card in my arsenal tonight with shade Which allows me to both switch you into the fence and power up thousand dragon unless you have a card to counter that Please don't I think you're underestimating the cards. I have in my deck When a spell is trapped targets my dark monster it gets negated. Oh, this is bad I'll take damage for that by the way. This is gonna hurt. Oh, you'll take a little more by the way I'm not that's also you and then that's no this is for you. No, this one's for you, bro This is only for you. Oh, that one's only for you and hold this. Oh, oh, you're gonna take some damage now Oh, oh, you want some more? Oh, I got some more for you. Oh, I got a little more for you on top of that This is bad. This is very very bad. I Got a little more for you brother. Yeah Wait, how much damage do I take if a single gardener I lose right if one more card goes to the grave I Tried to think of those any way I could actually finish you up right now. I don't know what I could possibly draw Ginza wouldn't save your dumbass. No, there's nothing. There's nothing I could draw right now Maybe I mean time was it wouldn't the only thing that's gonna save you was a homie drop. There's nothing I can draw I mean I have a card But it doesn't matter because I'll die and it doesn't matter because I wouldn't have been able to use it now Look you at it, but I'm gonna play time wizard or something You can't play any spells that I can't play anything. I can't play anything or I burned to death. I'm done I got a bro. No, bro. I might literally bro burn who and I would I keep getting stronger I would say was my only answer to that. I'm not gonna finish you off in Merrick fashion Draw your next pathetic heart. It doesn't matter I'll just die bro. You don't got a heartbeat feather duster. My didn't treat Joey to a heartbeat feather dust Time was it got fused into the Thousand Dragon you're seeing on the field It's just there's there's nothing flip that stupid ass card up. I don't want to see that My god, you got fucking char broiled. Oh, I thought my ace play was that I was going to Kunai Would chain you with Thousand Dragon and that would be the duel. All right I will tell you this starting it does not look nearly as good. Okay. Well, I'm just gonna my first third pretty lagluster Just command night and a face down. That's all I could do. Okay, so I'm gonna be playing in Merrick fashion some face down cards myself Okay, go ahead. I've seen what the face downs do and I'm not a fan and I guess I'll start my my little escapade off with Gil garth Gil garth will be dealing you about 200 damage now and as you've seen it can get a lot worse than 200 damage. So be happy about this. The thing is you're wrong again skull dice. Oh no Actually worked out that time. Yeah, that's I'm skull dice came to play Okay, hey not bad not bad at all don't play Jinzo. No, I know I don't worry about that In fact, I think I might I might try to go for some heat right here. Actually. No, I won't man Just summon a pro send you an attack I was gonna double its attack points to for the big beat, but you know, it's not worth it right now Oh, you actually need something on your field bar. You're in karate man rage, bro I don't remember Joey ever playing karate man, but I Don't even could just be me, but I suppose my best course of action will be this Okay, setting one face down. That's a little worrisome. Okay, so far the duel is looking okay, you know I gotta act like Merrick. He was smiling even when Okay, here's here's what I'll do here's what I'll do here's what I'll do here's what I'll do I'm gonna double karate man, right? And then I'm going in for the attack because there's no way you have 2,000 defense that would be insane Okay, I was worried just for when your karate man. Yeah. Yeah destroyed. All right. Well not quite to not quite But I will throw this guy. Oh Wow, you screwed me and now your dumbass gets no, I'm still gonna do my original play I'm gonna tribute him for luminous soldier. Ah So he'll still get destroyed, but at least I'll get a level five out Oh, if I battle a dark monster gains an extra 500 points I have a lot of those I was gonna say could prove pretty useful in this duel I play dark Jeroid and more your attack permanently by 800 Still can't attack over your little dumbass though Yeah, what do you get plus 500? Dark Jeroid is in fact a dark monster. Oh and now it's going to get worse. I mean I miss my other starting hand. It was much better and now I get to go on the the battle Oh gain some attack a thousand damage and then another 1,600 coming in directly. I'll play neck row Valley. Okay, that could be pretty huge and now I play Gravekeepers descendant thanks to the effective command night. You can't target me for attacks. Oh, I can't I didn't read that Mm-hmm. It's command night. Well, it looks like I have to do this then I apologize ahead of time This is a bluff. All right, that's a bluff. I won't fall for it. Please don't do this, bro Please bro. I had nothing Damn it. I could have ended the duel So strong All right, one more turn that bluff. I need some heart of the cards action I can't be destroyed by battle, but I still hey Remember when I gave you a homey drop bro Do you remember that cuz I I personally remember that bro I got one card in my hand bro, and it's obviously not lava go home like what and I got 400 life points But like there's no way this duel turns. I'll give you one homey drop bro out of respect out of respect. It's over I activate temple of kings what you should never give miracle homey drop you fool And now I activate temple of kings of wait, hold on should I do that? I don't even know what's in my deck for real I can make special summon any card from my deck right now I don't think I have anything worth special summoning because this card this is this actually turns the duel around by itself I'm gonna just go in for the attack here. Okay. Yeah, and I gain attack points every monster. I destroy it. All right, your turn That's pretty interesting. I guess all right that I'm going to I'm gonna hit you with a classic Copycat I Know what I'm gonna make an executive decision here now This may seem silly, but I'm gonna get rid of my mystical beast of circuit really It's a special summon any monster from my deck what monster you might ask I yes I would I am asking that what monster are you summoning that's better than three legendary fiend? Because I have this again You won't be attacking me for two turns buddy while I charge up. Oh my god, dude And this is a spell so even if Jinzo does make his way out here. I'll be stronger than Jinzo by that time Oh, look at you switch into defense Hey, oh, I'm just curious what that card is Actually, I think that's okay Yeah, you triggered saying Yep, sorry buddy. Mmm. What card do I oh? You know what though am I a coward oh god, I have a plan I have multiple plans, but god damn it dude Wait, do I have multiple plans? I don't know if I have multiple plans. I wanted to go through a third duel But that's not happening though. Oh No monster can attack I thought it was just yours, but I guess I can't attack either I didn't read that effect as well brother. That's why I'm in defense mode. All right But does it matter Deon? You know which card I have and you know what's about to play it now though, bro You don't need to do this. I do I do I do need to do that Because when you're dealing with Joey Wheeler, you know Lux on his side time with it time roulette. I called heads Still can't attack but I'm coming for you next turn, bro Okay, now I need a little heart at the cards, please What do you know? It's not him It's not him, but I feel like I feel like Goku when he let go of Radice's tail cuz he asked No This is just scary me cuz I have both cards that I have are super fucking risky I just hope I have Alex for them, which I think I do, but I'm you know, I'm just I'm hopeful Oh, it's such a tough if you can see the spot I'm in Both cards are extremely risky. Um, okay. All right. I guess this is the only thing that I can do to protect myself All right, I hate that I'm doing this, but I have to what is this I can discard two cards and then grab a spell Oh creature swap and allure of dark. Oh So I see this fire in now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna pick this up What necro valley deon you forgot about necro valley. I should have used the other Now I now I truly need more than a homie drop. I need god Yeah, you'll need god and um, I'm not I'm in no position. Bro. We have enough time to go to a third duel now You are yeah, let's do a third duel sure because I My own Be You've been to be joey versus maric the movie. Holy shit. I know right I'm down for a broke comment section. You're enjoying this. Why is this video? And I have 20 000 likes right now comment section down below. Give us other character structure decks You'd like to see on the channel formed in master duel. Oh brother What? I just don't like my head right now while iconic and cool. I don't think it's worth the cost Why if it's a genzo, then it's a one cost No, bro. If it was genzo, you wouldn't hear me complain about no game Then it must be bread eyes. I don't know panther warrior God, all right, you're gonna need something to tribute Yes, if I could do anything anyway, what is 2 000 attack to 3 000 defense, bro And that sucks You really hit me at a terrible time right there, man. Oh wait. No, no, no. Okay. I'm good. I'm good You got monsters on the field you could have went for like a two tribute turn three, bro Bro, Merrick doesn't have any two tribute cards other than your cards You've probably never seen dust tornado used like this, but Oh, that's actually pretty smart. And then because of dust tornado's second effect. I'll also set another card Oh, no, it's not like you shouldn't have done that next turn, but Oh Deon you're telling me this ain't a combo though. Oh tribute saying game Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a whole combo, bro. All right, treat yourself while you're at bro I know this card got no defense. Actually. No, that's fine. Go ahead. Nice. Uh, I wouldn't be saying nice if I No No, I wouldn't be saying nice. Hey, you think we're leaving little saying game out there, bro No, I was saying it was supposed to die. Hey, he's your mate too, bro. This hit different. Oh That's awkward Bro saying you're not supposed to be here right now, man. This is the perfect time to use this actually Uh, you know what saying game gets off scotch-free because unfortunately maric while he has a lot of burn options You don't have a lot of monsters. No, it doesn't have too many, you know, high damaging monsters That's fine saying you should probably saying you should leave to be fair What are you gonna tribute him for genzo? No, again, I have not seen genzo all do but you've seen this guy a lot Luminous soldier. I have seen this dumbass a lot and I'm Who triggers the effect of saying game allowing me to bring one monster to my hand Which monster will that be quite honestly? I have not decided but I'm thinking I should probably go with time was it Shut up, bro I'm getting time with it. I have something that I don't know Bro, all right, you know, I go I go off Bro, you're crazy, bro Because I started I saved for a rainy day that first tool and that rainy day never stopped raining bro So go ahead. I'm built a little different though. Oh, he's a searcher too when he flips Yeah, it's a she bro. Get right and watch this grave keepers descendant Now if I get another grave keeper on the field your monster's toast. I just hope I draw one of those He does have a fear I'm about to cook you a little dumbass come here, bro. You did not draw another grave. Let me talk to you real quick Let me have a word with you real quick. Even if you did that's a little too strong for my liking, bro Wait, can you change his effect? There's no way you get to ask I'll say no way you can change that bro. So he's out of there too strong. Well Did you know that I'm crazy? What am I up to? What are you up there? What is going every book of moon here? Are you serious? You only gain 500 attack points. No defense Come here, bro. I go to the graveyard and don't talk to me anymore. Well, that was ignorant. I did not see that Yeah, you didn't think I had a contingency plan, bitch. No, I didn't it's so stupid. This is not What time was it? Time was it's crazy and I'm not crazy, but I am stupid coffee cat Anyway, let me copy that attack points, bro. Hey, guess where me and you are. Why are you gonna crash? Why guess where me and you are going, bro? We're going to the grave big mistake, by the way I don't like your back, bro. No malevolent catastrophe. Damn it. This was this was for no no no no This was for another day. Well, I'm glad it's gone. Oh, this was for another big day, bro Wait, does that does that go away again? Yeah, no call of the haunted being gone means sangans gone Well, you get another sangana. Yeah, I picked I picked sangam because you did that. Oh, bro Why did you do that to me? Oh, it was your choice. You decided to crash. You didn't have to do that I didn't that's a powerful car, man I just underestimated the strength of the car. I didn't know you'd be able to do so I literally in my head was like I can call the haunted anytime. It's not a big deal He can't get rid of it. Well, I like this situation a little more when I pulled this card Allure of darkness the stool is just getting started to 8 000 piece. I truly truly wish you didn't crash I I wanted I liked having a monster on the field, bro You know, it's bad when it gets to this point, but I normal summon baby Dragan, that's my whole turn. Thank you. You dare damage me? Yes, I did possess both baby dragan and time wizard You better be careful, bro Because in the anime I would have been able to summon thousand drag summon Drill Argo Yeah, no thousand dragon for you this time. He's a 1600 beast. Thank you for real bro. Okay. Well, that's fine. I can always play around that Please brother, please brother Why? All right, what's you what you got there? I'm curious. Yeah Get this little dumbass out of here Well, I always forget about that. Why do you always have that car? Okay, well, there's one option left in my deck to get out of a situation like this and that's time wizard So you should have used sangin on that you had two sangin opportunities Are you saying it for time wizard and penguin night and penguin night fail me? Oh Oh, so you do have time wizard. Yeah, get him out here. Let's see him man. Forget that man Why are you smiling over there because I'm smiling for a reason. Would you just put face down, bro? Oh god Yeah, oh god is right. All right. I'm not a bitch and I'm in character time wizard time roulette Hence, you're not gonna get lucky twice No You're not gonna get lucky twice, bro. What did you say that dumbass is gone, bro? Oh, you are a whole asshole for that, bro Oh, I'm about to start burning your little dumbass. Just fyi. This is such an extreme combo for this And I don't want to use it. Well, you're gonna have to at some point. Yes. I am Remember how I said I wish I had book of moon in my deck Oh my god You're gonna take 2000 I can only use it that turn I should No, that was such an extreme case Hey, you remember you remember that necro valley that you made fun of me about bro. Yeah, I know. I knew bro. I thought that might be the case But I just was getting scared. Oh my god. Hey just If you ever want to act up and use more cards, bro It was such an extreme case that why did I do it? Hey, you don't mind if we both just take a little damage here Yeah, Meric has this card in his deck. So what we're gonna get rid of this. No No, don't worry. I'ma take some damage too. Ah shadow game What do I even have in my deck to get me out of this? Ironically panther warrior wouldn't be too bad right now. You used it already. I know and I miss him damn, bro Yeah, you're in a tough spot. I'm in an excruciating spot. Yes. We call this a homey drop I don't need homey drops dion. Are you sure bro? I'm positive? I think just duel with your heart dion This is the last one. There is no homey drops Even though you already made your bro the my only issue is if I attack you one more time any card you use You're gonna take 300 damage. And that's part of your deck. All right. Don't get burnt, bro You insist here's another 1600 beat stick and I would have been able to finish you out So it's still a homey drop but this duel ends next turn bro. So you better luck of the draw I I did it. You did it. I did it Give free the iron knight. It's getting real canon up here. Uh, oh my god That guy can get an acrobellate to your hand. That's not happening. You freed the iron knight who unfortunately cannot take any equip cards I'm gonna allow this dotto. I'm just letting you off. What do you mean allow it, bro? I'm gonna allow it. Allow it, bro. You're gonna regret it is what you're gonna do bro. You're gonna regret it I'm allowing this because I want you to lose with gear freed on the field You're making a big mistake. I'm not going out that way this time finish this duel at any time What does that mean, bro? Is this considered an equip spell? Come here, bro If that equips to me and you break I'm laughing. I can finish this duel at any time. I'm not giving you homey drops I'm more or less being a villain and entertaining myself at this point. What's wrong wheeler Hmm, bro. Are you over there thinking? Yes? I am because I'm deciding how I'm going to beat you, bro You're just simply not You truly are simply not going to do that. You just fucking played allocators I'm thinking about a beat you plays allocators. Well. Yeah. Alligator sword needs his axe. You're done for dude. You're so done for I will allow it I know your mirror force. Just give it up. You're done for Mirror force me if you have to there's no way you win this duel. Oh, this duel is over dotto This duel is not over. I refuse to give up. That's why gear freed is in defense No, hold on. I actually have to hurry because visor desk is going to kill your fucking gear freed here Third standby phase. Okay, so I have a little time to toy around a little bit more You're making a big mistake, man I'm going to give you no choice but to target this guy for an attack Otherwise, you're going to take 600 damage and that'd be pretty bad for you, wouldn't it? Why are you silent? Because I'm going to win this duel. God. You just went to end phase I'm going to win this duel. Actually. I just thought about you drawing jinzo and that being detrimental to my existence I made a huge mistake that's been. Yeah, I don't know why you didn't attack me Yeah, no, it's because I wasn't thinking of one card you have and that card uh, it ruins me You literally just lost You lost because visor desk once he's once he activates you take 300 damage. Yeah, yeah I had this whole idea in my head about how it was going to be a big brain play But it it's not working out how I hope it was damn, but that would mean gear freed is gone Can I save gear freed's life? Yeah, I'm not going out like that. I just saved gear freed's life be happy Well now I have to take my own life. Unfortunately. Wait, what are you? Oh, yeah, you can't you can't bring jinzo out now I can't do anything now. Unfortunately. You can keep attacking me, bro You better get rid of this boganian or you're gonna lose with gear freed on the field, bro I'm going to try my hardest to win this, but I think having 50 life points really means it deals over I'm really huge mistake. I'm not taking that thing out I feel like I could have maybe done it But now I feel like there's no hope because I can't attack and I can't get rid of mirror for us Just add a little insult to injury. You know what dotto? I've decided gear freed's too dangerous on the field No, it shouldn't have ended like this. I I've decided this duel ends here Let's hold hands and go quietly into the night dotto. Let's go I tried to make it happen, but if if you summon jinzo, it would have been over. Oh, wait I would have won anyway. Never mind actually no because no you would have negated skull invitation because uh jinzo Yeah, so I made the right one jinzo jinzo would have definitely ended my existence Anyway, we're back with two more starter decks this time around It's going to be jayden and his elemental heroes versus syrus and his vearoids or vehicle roids I don't know bro. They're roids or something. They're on roids. Let's begin the duel Let's go duel correct you bro. Last time you said well, you said we're doing starter decks again This is the first time we're doing starter decks last time yeah Last time we did structure decks a little more powerful than starter decks You might see that in the actual duel same results You're gonna get cooked and uh the one change we made just in case you're a yugioh aficionado There was no polymerization bro. There was zero polymerization in these decks So I mean obviously i'm if i'm playing elemental heroes bro. I just threw one poly in yep That's pretty much all we did and honestly deon i'ma keep it classic and set one pass I never know about this card. I didn't know about this card until I looked it up I'm game. Let's go I'm gonna play everybody's favorite golden boy elemental hero spark man I if you summon avion, I was gonna commend you for how uh canonical you're keeping Wow sigh. I don't know what you got face You do remember I was gonna say I watched the series recently. They always called his dumb ass sigh Wow j I can't go as light bro. Syrus is such a low light voice I'm gonna attack your face down go. Oh Shout out to acrobat monkey. Oh not bad sigh. Okay. All right All right. Well, I'll end my turn. Oh one thing I forgot to say uh go back in time editor really quick to when I did this I'll throw down a face down. All right now back to present I'll play one monster and throw it out of face down All right. I think I gotta move for you deon. I'm always game for a duel I'm going to play charon the mage Not bad and I'm going to activate his effect allowing me to ditch one of my spell cards to target that face down You threw down. Hmm that card you threw away is pretty familiar. I'll activate My elemental hero spark man's going nowhere. Yeah, no, I guess he's not, huh? Well, I uh I'll end my turn You know, there's one thing I respect syrus for more than any other yuyo character But it involves a card in my deck. So I don't want to say it. Okay I'll bring it up if it doesn't happen. He's uh, you know, he's kind of a god at the game when he's good at the game What are you gonna do? Your spark man can't get over my mage. It was also a centaur Maybe a little bit more noticeable than the mage. Well, you're right But luckily my elemental hero spark man's gonna be getting a little boost. We don't lucky iron axe Jesus Christ. I'll throw down a face down Is that clay man? Spark man's not done I'll also put on a little drip What's happening elemental hero spark man equip necklace of command. That's a that's a that's pretty powerful You bro, just don't destroy my spark man elemental hero spark man. Get rid of chai ron the mage I'm not gonna line my backs up against the wall already And I'll end my turn. Ooh la la la la la la la la la la la Sounds like you're luck turned around. Sounds like my luck. Wait I summon drill roid. Yeah, that's right. Even if it is clay man, I don't want to see him I knew you ignored me. I knew it was clay man, but drill roid doesn't care Destroying your defense position monster immediately. All right. Well, I'm gonna destroy drill roids little dumb ass next turn If jade and cusp Bro, fuck your drill roid That drill roids a little piece of shit sigh I'm gonna throw it out of face down you piece of shit Why can't I go to battle phase? What you thinking bro? Because I'm going to beat your ass Elemental hero spark man destroy drill roid. Yep. It's heavy storm dester a card that we Know I didn't want to get rid of your draw card, but we'll clash and yeah Now my necklace of command activates. I can either draw a card or discard that last card in your hand. Hmm Don't worry. I'll be drawing a card. I was gonna say I I assumed you would go for the advantage Not leaving me at a disadvantage, which would have been devastating It's just been toxic. We'll never know. In fact, I actually can feel the card on top of my deck I think we all know it's submarine roid. I'll play one card face down Or throw down a face down where my manners and end my turn Shut up submarine roid. We all know I'm drawing you so just get out here, buddy Dura Damn. All right. Well, it's time to start playing everybody's favorite game beat down the life boys Oh, no, let's start with acrobat monkey Ah Followed by jerry beans man, you're gonna have to get out of here with that one, bitch I wish I could accept that but I cannot there's no god damn way Seven tools of abandon not that sigh. I can't accept jerry beans, man Because I don't know when my next monster Now it really comes down to what cards you have in your hand. We're just getting started Oh, no, don't say that. Don't say that because I am getting I'm ready to get finished monster reincarnation. No I'll discard my little burstinatrix No No, there's a card you could pick up that I know will save you bro. Oh, you didn't pick it up No, I I didn't get the one I wanted. No, in fact, it was a really helpful draw But just not for right now. Well, you're not gonna have to worry about clay man for much longer dotto Don't don't what are you doing? I tribute elemental hero clay, man. Okay, it's just a tribute I thought he was getting for cyber attack alligator Who for some reason is in jade and starter deck? I ain't gonna lie. It's also with mine And if my dumbass has to have 50 at the end of my life points, then so do you No, great. Now we're both math freaks. Why did you go for acrobat and monkey? Well, I don't know. I just Would have done more damage, but I wanted us both to have 50s. What you got now for me? I Luckily I drew rescue roid allowing me to tribute acrobat monkey to bring back Nothing, I guess What is he supposed to do? You're gonna have to hear me out. You're gonna have to hear me out on this Wait, are you sure though? I'm positive. I think are you sure like this doesn't go for like other? No, I'm pretty sure this won't work. Then why are you doing this? Because I have a plan. All right. I hope it works. I Listen, I do too, man. I do too. What are you? What what what was this move? Maybe maybe I didn't need to go that much on the offensive. Hey, we're tied up, bro We aren't tied up. This is a weird number to be tied up. I think this might be a first the human history Yeah, I don't think this has ever happened What a duel time to play the iconic elemental hero avian. No I lose, bro. This guy never means good things time to battle 2500 for cyber tech alligator who I'm still Not sure why he's here and elemental hero avian. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have gone so much on the offensive But it seemed like the better idea at the time. Anyway with your end phase comes my draw phase and my turn Please I'll take it. Listen, I'll take that that is good for me I'm gonna summon express roid which allows me Which allows me to select two roids which I needed in my graveyard to bring to my hand All right, you know, you can't summon again, right? No. Yeah, I know I can't summon you have 400 attack You know that right? Yep. I'm well aware of all these things. You have a promising face down card Don't attack me this time Please refrain from hitting me this third not bad sigh. All right I'll play little wing guard and uh I'll turn avian to defense mode and I'll end my turn. That's your big turn, huh? Little wing guard switch to defense mode. Interesting. I'm in a real interesting position right now I'm not gonna lie. Sai. You're about to get cooked. Thing is you ain't even wrong You ain't even wrong. That's the part that hurts. I say I'm going to activate the spell card earthquake wait You know what droid's effect is. Well, Sai. You played pretty well. Don't do it, dude But this tool is over I just want to say the reason I respect Cyrus is he's the only Yu-Gi-Oh character I've ever seen win with magic cylinder that card never gets used in the end of it. Well Well, taste of your own medicine, bitch. Anyway, it's a it's a Vesta 3 and I had that dual one I'm a little too offensive, bro. Interesting starting hand. Yeah, real interesting is the word I would use for me as well Again comment section if you want us to do any other starter decks, let us know or or structure Yeah, any any starter or structure decks or any character themed decks. I would love to do that as well Because I my point, you know, for a Vesta 3 I'm getting kind of cooked right now, you know Wow, looks like you played a card face down in defense mode. I'll be playing shadow slayer. That was unexpected I'm not gonna lie that was You know, I never took Jaden for a guy to have a shadow slayer But he's there look it up things are only getting more complicated for me draw Why now I have to do this, bro You all right over there might no bro. This sucks. I have to play black pendant and equip it to patroid That's how down bad I am right now, bro Say his name correctly. This is patroid bro. It's right like a patrol, bro You better not you better not set any face downs or I'm gonna be I'm gonna be inspect the gating bro Oh, I'm so sorry. What are you doing? He's so many resources to get to 1700 attack And I'm just about to wipe him off the face of their earth build 1700 bro. Cause I don't got it like that I'm playing banner of courage. Oh, that's a long Pover man And now I don't have over 1700 attack But without banner of courage or width that all changes elemental hero spark man boost up to 1800 attack And I'll attack your patroid patroid Well, you dueled your best, but you didn't expect me to have heavy storm duster Getting rid of your banner I guess my black pendant You have to sorry, wait me back I didn't want to get rid of my other face down so badly that it overrided my my knowledge But you didn't have you didn't have to get rid of your other one at all. You could have just got rid of mine. Yeah Yeah, no, that's me. It's it was up. It was up to two not two. Yeah. No, it's make it's making it's making more sense Oh my god, you want to run this back, bro? You kind of use yourself No, because it's the best of three and I'm going to duel like it is Oh, you better you better hope that it's a you better hope it's a first to three at this point You about to get cooked. I play lucky ax. Why lose You You're in some precarious situation. I'll tell you I just I just really can't afford now I use my little wing guardian leviosa and attack This is a bad look for me right now, bro Awful look bro. I I wouldn't blame if you swept that duel under the rug and we run No, I never sweep anything under the rug. You cooked yourself with stupidity, bro That's embarrassing. It is you have no you would have turned this duel around if you would have just not done that I will still turn it around. Sorry sigh. This tool is over. No, no, it's not bro because I'm going to use brain control I'm going to bring this guy to my side of the field and bring it into attack position And then your own little wing guardian leviosa is going to take out your own spark man Uh, you're still in trouble. You know, I it comes back to me and you have 1900 exactly life points Not if I use him for fodder for rescue roid Not bad, sigh Wow, james I hate them Well, I appreciate you summoning a level six monster, but compared to my level four 1800 God damn, and I don't know what you got based down over there. So I'm just gonna make you pick it up All right, I never expected this duel to be so hard, bro Yeah, let's go What bro, you don't have shit bro. I don't and that's the thing is this duel is still far from over You ever heard of lightning board things? Oh, I saw you get rid of your polymerization. You're one sacred Yeah, listen man, it's just that thing I keep doing polymerization. Yeah, I don't have this I'm down tremendous right now, but I'm still in the duel. God submarine. Right. Where are you? Okay, I end my turn shut up. That's oh my god. I hate the jerry beats man. It's just enough to get magic Bro, I said, I don't like this. I wouldn't lie. You know what jayden wouldn't never lie and you're in character Ah, it was the duals turning around It's happening. It's happening Even though I was an idiot, you know, cyrus was kind of bad at dueling too. All right, I play this and this Oh, come on. Come on. I need you right now. Please more than anything. Let me get what's his name? Drillroyd Drillroyd, where are you or submarine roid? Both would work. What the fuck? I just get to draw That's all I get to do bro. I only have the one so the second part of this guy's effect is pointless I can't negate it. I am gonna get rid of it. Oh do this grapple I thought you had another seven bandit. Whatever. I wish would you pick up? I don't like I don't like that. You're quietly. It wasn't it wasn't drillroyd Which was the about the only thing that would hurt sorry sigh. I'm gonna show you how to really use this card Uh-huh one and uh, I will be destroying one more. Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm You remember when you brought up the seven tools of the man? You did have a little jackass I didn't pick it up though. I I just didn't think the trap hole was worth it Hey, if it makes you feel any better that card's coming back Oh There was a I was saving it for a reason not just for the joke. All right, obviously that card's important. So Yeah, yeah, so we are we're gonna try that again. Don't bro I didn't want to pay the thousand life point cost. That's a lot of money. I'll throw down two face downs Oh, no, bro. This is why See how I wasn't nervous before But now everything I do could be the last move I make damn that's actually way better than the one you Freebie did before Yeah, I know The roids ain't exactly the the toughest look down. Anyway, let me beat you over the head, bro And I I know your dumbass wasn't reading just to play magic cylinder. So my anxiety went down a little bit I got caught Nobody reads a magic cylinder face down bringing me just within game Just within I activate negate attack What? No, I can't take this anymore Oh, I need a miracle though. Oh No You know what that means I think I I think I lose brother. Hey, yo, put this put this necklace on. Thank you And this is like when you get the gold medallion at the end of the video. I think jerry beans man deserves this Shout out. He was the comeback king. All right. Well, we're all good here. I dueled my way out of a real pinch Now we're going into game three. Dang, bro. I was really confident. Now I've really got to kick you a little dumbass Don't oh What a first turn play here. You know what? I think I could duel my way out of any situation just about now I'm that confident. I end my turn. All right. I was just set to and pass not bad He'll never see this one coming. I'll throw down a face down defense. I'll throw down a face down and I'll End my turn. I'm just going to say it. I'm going to be open and honest every time you play a monster face down That's clean man to me In every trap I play face down the magic cylinder now That is also true. Especially what I am low on life with. I'm going to play the monster card dark blade and come fight your monster 1800 is pretty high. Just not high. You have a rush recklessly Yeah, yes, I do brother. No, not my play man I'm going to use it to get over clay man because I'm not fighting him right now. Not that side This is going to be the whole video How you gonna get out of this one, dude? I have a an option. I suppose I'll start by playing my elemental hero burst in atrix That's not good for me. Now. I'll play my our righteous justice. Is this dude? I'll get rid of your back row with this Oh, man, not a bad card. Now. I'll play my necklace of command. Do you get this every duel? Every duel somehow now. I'll attack your likely 1800 defense defense card or whatever. Nope. It's just gyroid Oh, that guy doesn't get destroyed the first time. I know that's why I was pretty confident playing him first Oh, wait. No, I've seen some other droids. I was going to say, is this like the first roid I've seen in your deck? This wouldn't really work for me. So I'll keep it in my hand, but I will play the monster card. I'm lucky Now I know Not at all related to the roids, but if he goes to the graveyard, we're both taking 500. So Pretty risky for both of our morning shot. They're bad Just caught if you're still watching the video comment down below not bad side and just see how many of those we can get At least I get to pick up a card when I get destroyed. All right. Well, you do get a little bit of advantage from this But it's still not gonna start me from attacking and I'll pick up a card. I will admit this isn't going well for me Are the roids gonna win this one? I say roids as gyroid is the only one on the field and also in defense position. I know I Face down. You know what you know what roid? I would love to see right now part of the cards bless me with drill roid I'm a bad card, I guess but I'm gonna start beating you down bro. You better start making moves Well, I can only do so much. Ah gyroid. All this duel is on a timer I was gonna say if I don't pick up the right card here. I lose I need literally god right now I think funny how clayman was really stopping me, but shout out to rucks recklessly. I'll play chyron the mage Ah, man, I just needed something with 1800 at this point. Yeah, that will actually just slow things down a little bit We're both taking 500 which for you is a little worse than me. Yes. Yes a lot worse. Luckily for me I think this duel is over. I'll start with hay trunade You are an ugly guy Then I'll use lightning vortex. No homie drop It's a little late to be asked bro. Let me drop now bro. Come on now. Come on now. It's a little late Come on now. Can't we just settle this over a pint bro? I'll send you a pint right now via amazon. God damn. You know what? You know what jay? Thanks, yeah, I will give you one homie one homie drop, bro But that's it bro. That's all you're getting from me. There's nothing I can really do Aw man, this card would have been good. I'll play elemental hero Wildheart a wild art. Wait, why did I do that? I could have actually If I went defense mode, I could have survived a turn. Shit and this dumbass doesn't get destroyed. Nope Ow, I stay alive wrong out here. Oh, yeah, yeah, and I never picked I never even got a fucking width of polymerization Dark blades gonna fit. Oh, you know what? This is like closing the book on this duel I'm gonna summon acrobat and monkey and with that it looks like this video is coming to a close I'm just being childish at this point. Oh, you got seven Me too brother. God bless. Oh, I don't wonder you weren't afraid I want you to know I have for some reason elemental hero blade edges in this deck. Yo, that would have been sick if you seven that Yeah, never saw 200 life points homie drop bro. Come on now All right, all right, but only because you mentioned blade edge only because you mentioned blade edge not drums because you can't play This does nothing for me either. Oh with no polymerization. This deck sucks ass Oh, you we have two or what? Oh, we only had a plan Or two cards that I can play they required me to have no cards in my hand to like have a good effect One being elemental hero bubble man And then there's this guy who could have actually really turned this duel around But god for like how am I ever gonna get blade edge out of my fucking hand bro to give this guy 2400. Oh my god. Yeah, that is a really good effect. What the hell? Yeah, if I could get rid of my hand, but I also have cyber tech alligator, bro So you have blade edge though. I have blade edge and cyber tech alligator, bro It's a bad hand right there, brother. Fucking horrible, bro. Where's the protagonist fucking, you know what? I know why he didn't respond to me now because 1600 is 200 more than 1400 droid come on. I have to finish him up Oh I have this dumb ass in my hand too. I just thought it because we both share cyber tech alligator. It vines our deck It's crazy. How powerful 1800 beat sticks were man That's shit. There was nothing I could do about that guy Bro, why do you win these because I'm lucky. I'm lucky and you're not bro And I'm wearing a millennium necklace I brought up some kibah savage quotes. Okay Nice outfit, dork Do they make it for men? Does he say that in the show? Yeah, he doesn't say that, bro I really don't want you to cook me right now. That's the first sensible thing he said all week He actually says that to joey All right, let's see what we can do. All right, uh, first I'll play a card face down And now I'll play my luster dragon 1900 Vanilla beat stick. What do you do about this yugi? Nothing it's gamma the magnet is 1800 defense would have been good if I didn't have 99 I know I know it was that's why I was surprised that you suffered a 1900 beater You know what the millennium puzzle does it lets me draw stuff with my heart. Oh It's a bit pricey, but when it comes to fine dining, there's nothing like the best I'll pay half of my life points right now to summon forth dark magician yugi can't duel his way out of a paper bag That's a really good coin though. You feel fear dude because this this goes over. I'm just getting started I'll activate majesty of the eyes with with eyes of yeah Read man, that's your bro majesty with eyes of blue. I'm sure I got something for that to bring it back I hope bro. I don't know what what you do. Uh, you can't attack me ever With this card. What? Yep, that was really important man. You will not be attacking me. I'm sorry, bro. That's so annoying No, oh my oh, bro. This is where you oh my god. I'm just I'm just a happy guy I'll play a card face down and I'll comfortably stay in attack mode since you can't attack me I'll end my turn. I need to read this. Okay I have an idea then Oh, this is gonna be a duel brother. I can already tell this is gonna be a cannon duel Read steal the magician's effect once I have three counters on this card I contribute him to special summon one dark magician for my hand deck or graveyard Okay, unfortunately deon. You're looking at the one dark magician I have Okay, but I'm going to go ahead and send him to the graveyard with the spell And I'll do that and I'll get rid of your face down card as well as my dark magician who couldn't have attacked anyway Don't you just give me dark magician. Hey deon. You didn't read again. Did you no? I didn't Well, I appreciate I can't attack with him. So I guess if that's any peace of mind you are an idiot though Yeah, yeah, I am and I made a huge mistake Oh Okay, all right. Well, this is what I'm gonna do Hey now they're just up for interpretation. We're not crashing Are you sure I'm positive on that because I think this card's pretty important to you It is and I'm not gonna let you crash with it. I'm gonna try. Oh my god Here's a little more magic for you, bro I didn't know it's such a spellcaster player, but I'm feeling like it today I really want to know what that face down of yours is and I'm going to find out It does nothing for me. This card is useless. I activate the spell card swords of revealing light Oh, brother. I'll activate this. I gotta get rid of your card, bro. What are you gonna attack? Nothing, dude. I'm just I'm attacking so that I can do this and activate magician circle Oh Brother, you know what that means. Wait, do I have a spellcaster? Oh, hold on. I might actually do you I do But then you can just attack him if I bring him out. I would love that All right, I guess I'll just bring this fell out. I'll bring in Pete's in the dark clown Go ahead destroy him. You didn't uh, no, bro How would I do that? Why wouldn't you because then you could just get another patan the dark clown? Yeah, I can mill out a little bit You could at least do some damage, bro. Bro. I'm doing some damage to luster dragon. I'm in a terrible position right now Not really bro. You got swords of revealing fucking scrubby. I hate that shit, bro Why bro, it's the best card of my deck. Yeah, you better run coward Bro, I'm here. I'm just putting my arms up in a fetal position. This is bad I talk a big game, but I don't have anything to get over his dark magician Are we doing fucking intermodel? This scrub has no idea what I'm gonna do to him. This is bad bad if kibah finds out God, I wish I didn't give you my dark magician. Yeah. Yeah, I was a interesting decision To be fair. I forgot exactly what it did to until you yeah No, I thought it was like a destroy and then it makes sense because it's like a magic box and I get it I do get it. Yeah. Yeah. Nice trick. Anyway, here's your mill, bro It's like it's a bro. You can only really have one patan, right? You definitely don't have three, bro. You're absolutely right. I know I was gonna say bro There's no way konami was that generous. I know for server that that's the card I was like, why does he only have two of these of all things like this is the one thing He should have three of it. Can I was like, I don't think so pal if you want three of anything You're buying two of these things I'll play one card face down and then I'll summon my a assault core in attack mode And I'll end my turn pretty pathetic turn if you ask me Let's see. He's good. He knows everything about the game. No, finally a duel with the pharaoh Anyway, can you activate my ring of destruction? No No, I'll destroy your dark magician girl and we'll both take some damage Damn, damn, bro. I can't I can't afford that Damn, bro. I already I spent half my life for it's getting that monster I'm gonna need a heart of the card something fierce here in a second But I can't I can't get over keeper of the shrine without my dark magician. I'll play my b buster drake Oh And uh, I I guess I'll activate his effect and attach to a assault core You're making abc dragon right now, man. I sure wish bro. I don't have all those pieces though God your swords are revealing light. Get this dumb ass out of here. Leave me alone, man You better leave me alone. There's nothing I can do and now I can't next I didn't need to hide behind swords anymore. Anyway. Oh my god. I can't I can't I can't do that Do you fear my face down? No, okay You ask, bro. I mean as long as you're honest Did I do this the wrong way? Maybe if I do this the other way around be buster drake Are you unequipping now to re to equip a now I'll activate a to be buster drake. He's good He knows everything about the union cards I don't know anything about the union cards Are you really assault core your way to the top bro? You are Going over there, bro Bro, it's similar to you the way you have those magnuaries just a random archetype with your other shit I have this random archetype with my other shit You don't even want to know how many magnets I got in this deck My deck is basically a fridge But anyway, now it's my turn to beat you over the head with my first magnet warrior on the field He's I said that like he's gonna hit you. He's not he's just here to watch Yeah, I was gonna say what's he who's he gonna hit bro? He's he's just here to watch. Do I get to take out both your core parts for free. I'll activate cloning. That's a nice magnet warrior I'll take one myself Why do you want magnet? He's stronger than magnet warrior. No, it's defense mode. It's the same, bro Come on. Do the math you can do it. I I'm activating my field spell magnetic field because I control one magnetic warrior I can reach into my graveyard for the other one. This loser is not that bad Crash, I'm activating my second effect to send you back to the hand I didn't know there that had a second effect, but now I think I know how to get my dark magician back Let's go. Oh, no. I suppose I'll summon my heavy mech support Inactivated its effect. I can grab a union card from my graveyard. Oh my god I'm summoning it. I see you're heavy on the union cards today And now I'll activate my heavy mech support and attach it to my a assault core Now I'll move to battle phase. You're not special summoning any dark magician. Or am I? Let's go mirror force. It might not get rid of your warrior, but it Now activate a assault course graveyard effect. No, I didn't think that I for some reason didn't think you would be alive to Cry I only stayed alive because I was equipped with heavy mech support. I know and that pisses me off man If it makes you feel any better, I also didn't know that was gonna happen I need polarization. Oh time to go back to my magnetic field going back to my magnetic field is going to let me fish up once again Camma the magnet warrior your pesky magnets can't do anything in the face of real cards No, they can't you are right. You are definitely right about that. So take whatever dignity you have and get lost Thankfully, thanks to performance. I'm able to search out a card for my deck So give me a second to shuffle through here real quick Gotta reach out here get a gazelle. Hopefully I get fusion That would be quite nice and now I'm going to attack with gamma And then I'll send this pathetic card back to your hand at the cost of you know, 600 life points But I spent half getting a dark magician. I never got to use not bad Not bad at all because that's going to be 1400 to you directly Sounds like the amount of life points you have left. Oh, you said that I thought you were magic I was I did not my face literally drop I'll play another card face down and I don't know how long you think you can push around my monsters Let me answer that for you not much longer I don't need to last much longer now. I summon back heavy metal support heavy mech support What I do bro brother do something I bring back a assault core now I'll activate my heavy mech support effect and attach it to a assault core I'll attack your berf from it or whatever the fuck this thing's name is Please heart of the cards now would be the time I need my magnets No, hmm defense mode pretty annoying actually I was gonna say get used to it brother because these guys Rocks in defense mode is gonna be pretty annoying to deal with I ain't gonna lie to you This is exactly what I am playing at. This is my entire strategy at this point. God damn it 900 life points I need more than this. I need the mobility to move around the field, bro I can't strategize with less than a thousand life points. I will summon my b buster dragon That's why dragon head. Oh, I picked the wrong card I Revealed another card in my hand. I suppose so you have your a bc's Well, I guess he's dead, but I'll activate heavy mech support armor's effect This little heavy mech support is getting up. Can he special summon from the graveyard again? Uh, no, that's only when he's normal summoned. Thank god. Okay, that's okay. I'm actually finally reading my cards He's getting better as he duels. I hate reading You know, I'm just gonna know balls you I dare you go to attack mode No, I'm not gonna attack your monster, but go to attack mode. Watch what happens next turn No, brother unless of course I draw my magnet warrior. Oh, this is good too. Yes See this is this is how the millennium puzzles power really works. Dion I can't control what I draw, but what I draw will be good and will be helpful, bro We'll see about that. This is it. This is the one I summon b buster drake. Oh Now you're in trouble. Yeah. Yeah, I am now you're in trouble I activate b buster drake's effect and once he's equipped onto one of my monsters I'm unaffected by your spells. You know what that means, right? Yes I'll activate heavy mech support to also equip onto my assault core You're you're putting a lot on assault core assault core is all I need now I'll move towards battle assault core pulverize this trash. This is bad. This is very very bad Go ahead activate your magnetic field. It does nothing to me I can't stop it with magnetic field anymore And I think I'm gonna get rid of this. I don't care if this card goes back to my hand I don't think you have to worry about that too much Well, it's a good thing you searched that guy. He really turned the tide He was supposed to fuse Anyway, I'll activate rock bombardment, which will allow me to send Bit the magnet warrior to my graveyard not 500 damage The 500 damage is purely cosmetic. Oh Interesting. I'll play the spell card attack the moon This is that bullshit he did in the anime For those fans out there, he did this without actually having this card He just he just punched a moon field spell because because he could And then I'll activate his spring back Alpha, I guess the thing is I have to try but I don't know if it's smart He destroyed the right card. This could be problematic But you are in attack mode now. So I might finish you off. No, not my beat buster dragon drake Now I activate beat buster dragon drake's effect. Oh, that's not good I can add one support card from my deck to the hand or one union card. I mean, oh, that was pretty much Uh, that was my whole stick there. So I attacked the moon. Oh my gosh. I hope you enjoyed your last turn I'll be finishing this next turn. I can't allow that. So I'm gonna have to take myself out I'm gonna have to take myself out. So you can't do that, bro. You don't have a choice No, no, I'll be banishing my wide dragon head. Oh, no, take me with you take me with you He'll be back next turn then I'm gonna take myself out on you No, you're killing me. What a way to smart smart smart smart Oh, this is this is not good, bro. This is not why didn't your magnetic field effect pop It is popping and it's asking me if I want it to pop and I guess I do Why would you not bad? Oh, okay? I did want that I I thought maybe it would send your equip spell back to your hand not equip spell but heavy support Oh, yeah, no, I feel like I made the best decision. That was a good play That was a good play. But my wide dragon head returns. I honestly forgot that motherfucker didn't die Bro, I banished that guy. Bro, I needed to die so badly. I'm his dark magician It's a long duel and a half. I know bro canon. It's crazy how if you had rock bombardment, I would get cooked right now I just clicked on the basketball to add some sound effects Just gonna have to play this card and hope that your face down card is not a rock All right, I'll move towards battle and I'll attack with a assault core You saw right through my disguise. It was queen's night all along and I'll end my turn. Oh, I got a discard Yeah, you got a lot of cards in your hand, man. Oh, this is actually not a bad thing to happen I don't say it like that because then you make me nervous I just want to point out on turn two of this duel dark magician and blue eyes were both used in the same turn Yeah That is wild. Ah g whiz. I don't know what to throw away Okay What book is that g whiz bro? He's been hanging out with your dumb ass for too long Man said rats Oh rats draw Man, this card is not good. Oh, I guess it could be good, but not with the strategy. I'm currently employing Anyway, I'm going to bring back another Get these fucking magnets out of my face You have no much how I want how I want to know much right now, but I I in phase Bro, go to attack phase would change it to attack. Don't you want to get rid of my don't you want to get rid of my face down? Bro, I can't roll because I'm gonna attack the moon when I attack the moon, yo This is risky. Well, then don't do it, man Because that's like really risky dude. They're like, don't do it But I might need to do this to win this duel Why are you taking risks to win man when you can play safe and watch me play the game? I summon z metal tank. Oh my gosh. This guy knows his abc's wise and z Oh, it's so risky. There's something that would save me or that would make this way less risky What's so risky, bro? I just wonder what your face down card is like can that stop me You already use mirror force and I think you already using magic cylinder, right mirror force magic cylinder Yeah, I don't have to worry about those if I lose this duel because of this Then I'll just accept it. I summon god. He's doing it limit remover. My machines have no limits Oh my god. I moved to battle phase z metal tank attack Why dragon head attack? And I'll finish this duel with a assault core. I didn't have anything What was it? It was diffusion I said it is a bluff a long time That actually would have been so annoying because if I finally got the fusion summon z x y z whatever out there And you just defused it I wasn't even thinking of using it like that. That would have been annoying I was so close to my magnet warrior dual two. That was a you know, pretty good move you made there I can't fault you for it. Wow. This is a vintage hand. I have right here folks. Well, you got keltik guardian Not that vintage, huh? Okay, so you got me bro. You actually got keltik. I looked away when after I said that You actually fucking play keltik guardian is a little dumbass. Yeah, I did. Oh, that's fucking hilarious That's why the hand looked pretty vintage to me. Okay. You you knew it. All right. You got me I just realized what if I had caribo in my hand during that last duel that would have been hype, dude That would have that would have I would have I would have I would have been so scared You're running from keltik guardian from that guy's 1400 attack Crazy, bro. I want to attack you. I don't want to lose life. That's you probably have no defense p10 the dark clown Yeah, okay. I just let here comes another fatan dude. Get him out of here p10. Yeah Let's just say you not getting rid of both of my p10s was a grave mistake because now this duel's over You have blue eyes. It's time to finish this. We mean finish. It's turned to our last one went to like turn 15 Yeah, I'm a different man now more confident. I tribute my p10 the dark clown to summon kaiser glider kaiser glider Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't do too much, but he here bro And now I'll move to battle phase and I'll actually get rid of your defense card since keltik guardian is nothing I won't let you you ask magic cylinder Enjoy your 2400 direct attack points. You did exactly what I wanted you to do. What does that mean now? I summon mega morph so long as my life points are lower than yours. I have doubled my original attack I really wish that I had saved my thing now that would have been pretty that would have been devastating But now not so much. I wish I saved this for later. I only did this deflect so I could have surprised you with it next turn You could have but it felt like the kiva thing to do, you know, oh you're in trouble Yes, I summon my heavy mech support He doesn't do anything right now, but he's here to make you want to go to attack mode First I'll wipe your whack-ass keltik guardian off the face of the earth. What else do you have save it for someone who cares? Oh god Kaiser gliders effect activates now you get to send something back to my hand Nothing matters. Yeah, not really. I guess I'll put this guy back like keltik guardian. I don't want to look at him anymore Tired of looking at him. Mega morph's a crazy card, bro. Yeah. Yeah It was it didn't do anything other than scare you, but it's time to start fitting my deck with the new and improved magnets Yeah, you've seen these guys before don't act like it's new Activate cloning. I hate that card You like him so much that you got two of them. I don't like that. He could crash with me. Perfect timing I'm glad I cloned your weak ass monster. Now. I'll tribute my clone token for vampire lord He's here for some reason. I'm leaving Yeah, there he is I knew he could do something like that Hey, what's up? I don't want you to inflict battle damage. I'll attack your face down Ah, no, you won't again pretty vintage hand. He was also a part of the starting hand. Oh my god. That is super vintage Anyway, you're gonna hate me for this But I'm going to activate the swords of concealing light. Oh, fuck. Does this one do oh, brother Flip you back face down into defense and now I'll summon my new and improved magnet And I can't target him, but it's okay. You only had 1500 attack anyway defense. Yes Monsters your opponent controls cannot change their battle. That's fucking You're stuck like that for a little while brother I'll activate naked attack probably not worth it now, but even though I can't flip him back up I guess he's kind of useless. I would say so. Yes, not after I picked this card up Go ahead attack. I will after I leave. Goodbye. And my magnets are starting to rotate now This is looking like a good duel for me. Yeah. Yeah a little nervous You get that little valkyrie in out here. I give valkyrie and this duel starts to look a little There this duel starts to look over. What do you mean? It's already looking bad for me. Oh, this this little dumb ass is back Hey, bro, you forgot killed the guardian was here. Huh? Come here. I activate ring of destruction No, and I'll destroy your beta the magnet warrior because he's just a beta. I dislike that you did that Broke why bro? Why is everything on my field so weak? Oh my god, I know right? You gotta get 1500 you got a couple 14s and not good enough Brother all right that fucking concealing goes away now, right? Yes, finally now. What will you do? Well, you know me and my magic axe. I guess wait. What are you doing this? Yes, I activate mystic box. I'm going to give you my Celtic guardian as a sign of peace Brother Okay, I I will allow this man because I don't want this dork on my side of the field Wow, you are rude to Celtic guardian For my last trick. I'm going to activate dark magic inheritance. I banishing two spell cards from my grave Thankfully my swords ran out. I can get a spell card that lists dark magician on it. What you doing with that? Nothing nothing special anyone Oh god this guy's been getting me hard of the cards, bro. I am getting Cooked by rng. Oh, yeah, I have a graveyard effect. Yeah, he's back Oh, I would have been I would have been way less sad earlier if I would have read that myself Damn. Hey, thanks for being an attack mode. Let's get rid of this other magnet dumbass. Oh, no What do you got caribo? No, you don't now. I have to get rid of a monster. No, I get to pick. I think you get to pick Yeah, I think oh my god the player one type. Yeah, okay. All right. What do I want you to get rid of? Let's see empire lord mad annoy. I feel like you got a lot of monsters would help you I think spells would be a good thing to get rid of get rid of one of those, bro I'll get rid of attack the moon. What that was such a pivotal card last time If it was but you know duels are different each time you queue up, you know All of a sudden the duals of the tides have really turned here Oh, man, I don't need heart of the cards My skill was just me being too dumb to realize I was in a good spot Oh, it's time to bring forward my my ultimate monster. I tributeing two cards on the field I can summon forth dark magician not him. Don't kill me, bro And then I'll activate the spell card dark magic attack. I hope you don't think your dark magician is going to attack ever There's no way bro. Not again. I activate final attack orders. Oh wait. I messed up. I lost I I didn't realize this was a continuous trap. Yeah, I completely misread what I was doing there You scared your god. Yeah, I know bro. I do that a lot. I sound confident and then I realize I'm stupid Now this is looking like a duel of your dark magician alone on the field Why didn't vampire lord come back? Oh by hasby destroyed by a card effect. Oh, and we gotta start reading bro. Yeah, I know You're gonna survive another turn. What do you mean? You're gonna draw monster No, no, I didn't I didn't draw a magnetic field though. Get away from me with your annoying cars magnetic field I need a magnet on the field and yeah, but you know my magnet you you'll find something I'm sure you got like 17. I didn't think you would have to go this way dot. Oh, but what are you doing, bro? Why dragon head? Oh my gosh, and I'll activate limiter removal What and I'll move towards battle and destroy your dark magician stop But unfortunately my card gets destroyed too I know but damn you just put it up to a heart of the cards and I never lose at those draw Damn, I lost. Yes. Thank god, bro. I'll let you know I can't do anything with the card in my hand right now, but I'm hoping I draw something good myself Bro, you have 5200 life points. I'm gonna struggle and bro. Just end your turn. Stop reading Just let me draw I can't do it dude I'm not about to fucking play something with if I summon blue eyes ultimate dragon somehow with my one blue eyes In this deck, then I still couldn't beat you. I'll do it Why are you being a child? I'm not Caribo's the only thing I am go Caribo go I'm about to lose to you Caribo Don't tell me you gotta watch this, please Caribo can't handle it I summon no heavy mech support. Damn it. This is the lamest tool of my time No Caribo, bro. You still are in such a good spot, man Shout out, bro. I don't know what it looks like in my deck. What do you mean? You just have to summon anything with 800 attack and I lose. Yeah, listen sounds easy. And maybe it is Maybe it is maybe it is. No, no, no, bro. Homie drop. Come on, bro. Come on. That's bro. You have 5 000 life points Homie drop. Homie drop. Homie drop, bro. Why are you shutting me out? Oh my god. No, wait, this isn't that bad. Don't let my feelings overwhelm me Did you win the coin toss every time you stupid bitch? My luck's built different. You're lucky We're not rerunning back the joey versus maric decks right now. I'm gonna play this card face down I will say you've never left my side after all these years. I'll activate union hanger. Oh no I can add one light machine union monster from my deck to the hand. This is just your magnetic field Yeah, kind of I think we have to stress how good my cards were last tool. I was really dueling with my heart Yeah, yeah, you're doing pretty good. I didn't like it, but you were doing pretty good I ain't gonna lie to you what what you thought I was gonna lie to you. It's a magic cylinder, bro Yeah, you're starting hand. You got to use that both duals, bro It didn't work the first time though. I'm hoping I get to do it again. Oh, please I'll play a card face down in defense mode and end my turn. You know, we're not so different you and I Oh, I'll I'll show the differences here in a second. Oh, no, not my pizza in the dark cloud Oh my god, this is every duel with this guy Would you catch that motherfucker, bro? I'll summon my pizza in the dark clown All right, if you want another blast from the past, I attribute pizza in the dark cloud Damn it for kaiser glider by blast from the past. I mean, I'm leaving Bro get back here, bro. This guy trying to get rid of all this fucking magnets again I am and now I'll move to battle. I'll get rid of this thing So I guess he's just gonna come back on when headed behemoth will be making return Yeah, all right. Does that make him any less? I don't know any more Scary because he's just a bitch. Oh, he's uh, he's still pretty much the same bitch. I guess he's weaker now The thing is with me though deon is I'm full of my tricks, you know But are you a different monster and the same bitch deon? I'd like you to pay very close attention as this is one of my favorite magic tricks Good fucking god if I have to see this dumbass card again, you know what? My car is not getting destroyed this time. What don't leave dude, bro. No, but no, you can't leave I'm tired of you top decking the same three fucking cards and using them against me, bro Well, well, well they am I didn't think you would go that far. I'll be back next turn, bro Don't get used to my absence. This is bad. That card needed to go. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What you doing, bro? Hold on. I'm gonna need some hop deck magic to get out of this situation I'll play frontline base and I'll activate frontline basis effect I can special summon one level four or lower union monster. I'll choose my b buster drake Oh my god, and I suppose I'll move to battle actually first I don't know if you got a spell or a trap over there. What have you used so far? Okay, damn you ever used much. That was a different duel. I was gonna say it's just been mystic box. Am I gonna get fucking mereforced again? I'll attack with b buster drake. No fear and I regret this already. I can tell What are you doing? What are you doing? I was just I was just letting it simmer a little bit. It scared me Kaiser glider destroy this face down nuisance. Damn a assault core finish off this magnet scrub And I'll go to main phase two to do nothing and end my turn before you do that I'm gonna use magnet conversion to get those three magnets back to my hand I don't know why I have somebody magnets, but this duel is not looking good. I must say I don't know what I could draw that would save me But it was not bad. All I'm gonna say is it's over next turn. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy your last turn I don't believe that you should. Oh, I'm coming for you, bro Sometimes playing defense is not how you win duels. You've got to go out there and crush your oh All right. Now I can just get anything I could possibly desire my heart's desires Uh, and I suppose I'll suppose I'll start building these ones. I'm literally building Legos right now, bro. Watch this Bro literally watch this because I never thought I'd be able to actually play this card But it's about to be played. My god, bro. He's got the whole ass legos set. Yep. Yep. Yep First I'm gonna add or play c crush wyvern and uh, guess what the card that you send to the graveyard Doesn't even need to be out here for what I'm about to do. Oh, that's awesome Be buster dragon. I should say this in order a assault core b buster dragon and c wyvern I banish all three to bring forth brother the powerful abc buster dragon or dragon buster whatever the fuck it says and I don't even know what he does, but I'm glad he's here One card on the field banish it during your opponent's turn. Oh, you're cooked, bro You're literally just you're you're cooked. I'll bring forth my heavy mech support and activate his effect I'll attach him to my abc dragon buster just in case he wasn't strong enough already I'll activate abc buster dragon buster. I can't say this thing's fucking I'll discard one of my cards. Oh, man to banish your beta the magnet warrior Let's see him get back from that and now I'll attack you directly with abc dragon buster and my kaiser glider What do you do now? Yugi Oh, oh, oh no. Oh god. What could it be? Shut up brother. You don't know what it is. This card is so good Did you know this card is limited to one per deck abc dragon buster? Yeah, because I can use this during your turn too Huh, that's cheap. Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of whatever this is. No What is that mirror force? No, it's solo, which was like the only way I could have survived Oh my god, I buy it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You remember when you finished me off with kareebo you little bitch What is this? I'm just I'm just trying to get like equal justice So I can't go as low as uh 300 destroying you but I will Have 500 destroy you bro. All right, brother I have always been one for homey drops, but that's changed. You've changed me. I understand no mercy. I respect it You don't you don't kaiser gliders this golden cool fire dragon. You don't deserve him to finish you off, bro I don't like your attitude. How about 500 on the dot on the nose destroys you, bro How about that? How does how does that make you feel embarrassed? Shut up. You get another turn I'm still gonna homey drop you bro. This is your last turn, bro Did you pick up a rygeki? Imagine if that fucker had a rygeki. I'm gonna have to make magic conversion What the fuck does that do in the graveyard bring back beta for my bandage pile? Oh my god, that's fucking beta I didn't know he would actually come back. I thought he was gone forever And then I'm going to get rid of all of my magnets. Oh god. There's no chance to summon forth my magnet warrior Never homey drop Never homey drop. You always did consider yourself the better duelist, but now look at you. Well as a villain I must say I deserve it You flexed and didn't leave a single card in your hand to banish me. Yeah Oh my god, what a draw dude. Well, I mean, I'll attack your uh, valkyrie and the magna warrior What are you doing, bro? Dang, he's kind of strong. Let me shrink him homey drop in it, bro No, I knew my I knew my homey drop was in a good place. Why didn't let me split it to three, bro You like that I decorated my side of the field to match red dragon or split Do you like how I found my side of the field in the trash because every map has its value I don't think you understand. I'm from the streets of new domino city. That's all I know about you say Resonates a call damn this motherfucker drew resident here call Like that and you're dead unfortunately Unfortunately, this fella has none of the cool resonators that I know of like crimson and red resonator So I gotta I actually got to read somebody's damn This man But it doesn't matter as long as I have you he's speaking to me giving me advice He's saying he wasn't in the original deck list, but one of the cards was banned. It was brother leader Yeah, that bro when you get a chance could you shut up, bro? I'm sorry. I was rp. All right All up to take this resonator I remember that that's pretty iconic dude. What is he doing? Yeah? Yeah, bro. He doesn't need to leave him alone This man is just carrying a tuning fork. That's all he's there for bro. Please stop right now This is back from when konami was like tuning bro. Just make every tuner carry a little tuning fork. That's genius You don't stop insulting my cars. They're gonna be too ass. Anyway, I'm gonna play a card. Wait, what's this dude? Yeah, oh my god, dude, this guy must have grown up on the streets in new domino city as well, bro Can you keep up with the master of faster? I'll play one card face down Oh brother, was that his turn and now I'll play a card face down defense You dig your sweet time your move You say You say draw. Oh, I knew every card has its value. That's why I just went through the trash can earlier If you have a whole combo, I'm gonna make the spell card tuning dare. You look like me for real What the devil is the same thing as resonator called but your version y'all bring forth quick draw synchro Oh, brother. You have combos, bro. I got no Dammit. Well, there goes one Looks like I won't be summoning assault mode start a strike in this duel What's this? Nothing, bro. You don't even you don't even care for real. Oh, you threw your assault mode activate away Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. I did. Yes. I did. Yes. I did wait. Hold on, bro. Why are these all tuners? They don't they can't all tune otherwise The reason why I prefaced the intro the way I did is because don't think we made these decks We know there's there's probably more optimal stuff, but it's more fun this way We get to figure stuff out with uh, you know sub par cards that you wouldn't otherwise see All right. This is about to be the turn of a lifetime. I think some people wait a lifetime I don't know make a move Try not to be try not to be too impressed I'll activate the effect of quick draw synchron by ditching one monster from my end Brother quick draw synchro to defense mode wait, but you actually get some in junk synchron to activate his effect Oh, I know what I know what he does man. You get combos, bro. They they set me up for failure, man Tuning ware and then I'll combine all of these together in order to form Damn, I don't know which one I want to do Yeah, you can only bring out a level four or a level six, bro If you don't pretend like you didn't read the effect. I'm going to bring out turbo warrior And then tuning where it's gonna allow me to draw a car. Damn it. That would have been so cool if that worked out like that You actually have combos though, man. You're making me sick for real, bro Just try not to get too jealous of me. Oh, brother. I'm still gonna get destroyed because you got this idiot Yeah, I still got junk synchron around looks like that'll end my turn And I could have been an even better turn had I known my way around the streets of new domino city where I grew up If I didn't just have a bunch of pieces in my hand You better not play a level six How am I gonna do that? You got rid of my resonator. That was my big play. You were supposed to survive for a turn That was that's quick draw special effect. I never realized that quick draw substituted like that Now I feel like a right fool having this in mind I don't know why I switched to jack God damn dude, I feel like an idiot now. I thought it was a girl. Do you smell a barbie because I think that's you getting cooked I'll play my power invader. Why he's just here to beat the shit out of this guy Bro, bro. Hey, no way you needed to do that. Hey, bro. I gotta do what I gotta do sometimes But getting over this 2,500 beat stick with this deck is gonna be all wrong All right, that's fine as long as I believe in the heart of the cards anything's possible wrong character I just went through the trash can earlier. All right, I don't know what this card is for But maybe I should use this bro. They set me up for failure with this deck They should have given me the crimson Resonator man, I'll use foolish burial to send one card from my deck to the graveyard You got combos, bro. I'll send quill bolt headshot. Oh brother. I know what that does and then I'll bring forth Nitro synchron, but it's not for what you think or I'm going to call upon the power of turbo warrior and Nitro synchron to bring forth the dragon in the sky star dust dragon Don't count yourself out yet. I'll play the spell card miracle synchro fusion to bring forth Uh, damn. I gotta go through my graveyard. Hold on. What did it give you? It gave you all these crazy Fusion card dragon knight draco escapade Escobar, what the fuck man? Well, you gave me it gave me a fucking power invader, dude Yeah, yeah You didn't know that every card has its value, huh? I just went dumpster diving before this duel. No wonder I came out here And you found a fucking dragon knight escapade, dude. What the fuck? That's it. I don't want to have to do this, but I play resonator card. Let's make out one card This man has one card in his deck God damn It's me going through it. Yeah, my band is stardust though. That was a horrible play. Oh, what do you mean, bro? I'm not gonna attack over escapade anytime soon. Holy shit. And now that was my only dark resonator. Oh my god, man Bro, what kind of deck you set me up with bro? Bro, you think I'm just not a god at the game That's what you think because you think I didn't draw into these combos with my heart Fuck you in your heart. Oh my god. Okay. I guess I'll pick this one up This guy's struggling And I'll end my turn Nice move jack. What is this level 10 fucking dragon knight escapade even new man? Oh just attack Oh brother attack mode. Stop. Well, you got a level 11 sprinkle coming out No, I don't but then I'll activate the effect of clobald hedgehog to bring him back to the field You said I feel like this man is man stabbing in the back somehow, bro. Oh brother. I had to get his legs in for real That wasn't even a lick, bro 100 damage That shit was at least a taste test. Oh boy. Oh wait, hold on Oh This one's got weird. It's like weird. It's like all right. I'll play resinite the engine This guy knows one card These cards are coming back into my deck you side His resonator engine's good. Oh my fucking god, man. Okay, rev it up. Now. I gotta Fuck you and your fucking vehicle, man Why are we fucking dueling on bikes? That's the only thing that got me, bro Man on a huffy. I'm on his pegs and we're dueling and shit Have you seen my new totally awesome spoke jack? I found it in the trash of new dominance. I'm thinking of signing up for the x guys What got bikes, bro? All right, whatever man, I guess I'll take this another power breaker. This is a different one. No, you're thinking of a power invader, bro Sorry, my bad. It's so lack. All right. I'll play power breaker Why you got a well oiled machine and it gave me fucking beats This is bad, I need to draw something for my deck comprised of literal garbage that I found What are you talking about? Oh brother, what are you? Yeah, you got to read because you got combos to think of I gotta read this thinking think about a survive I'm going for a junk defender in attack mode. Whoa. Why would I want to do this? Whatever. I'll activate its effect to gain 300 defense. Yeah, I'm pretty impressive, huh? Whoa Damn try not to try not to be too afraid. What'd you activate over there, bro? Anyway, boom Drake on an Eskimar getting in there Oh This is bad if my face down doesn't go off. I could very well lose this duel I have to believe that every card has a value if you don't shut the fuck up That's some king hybrid or hybrid. He played a tuner. He fell for the oldest trick in the book I'll activate the trap card synchro material allowing me to tune with your tuner Can you not every card has its value including the cards that you play What is this deck you gave me? You got playable cards, man Wait, what is this doing? What do you mean what it's doing? I told you every card has its value including the cards that my opponent plays. You're an idiot What? You're so dumb. You can't use that until your turn. Yeah, so that was a mistake. That was a mistake. I got excited I got excited. Sorry. I literally pulled that one out of a trash can Get this little junk defender out here. Well, go ahead increase your defense by 300 dumb ass. You're an attack I will I will because he has that effect. And I'm very rude of you to damn I wanted you to play a tuner so bad that when you did I lost it, right? I didn't think of the consequences I thought it was like super follow me. How the fuck am I gonna get rid of fucking pommel eskimar over here, man Excellent. This is exactly the card. I need it. I'll bring forth synchron explorer Alone man when this card's normal summon, I'm able to bring back any card. I want so I'll bring back Wait, wait, let me think about this, bro Please leave me alone, bro. Just let me have a tuner out for a turn. Holy god. Damn this guy Oh, no, none of these are good. None of these are good wait wait No, none of these are good waits make up your mind. Are they good or bad, bro? All right, I'll just I'll go for the easy play. I'll bring break Just because I don't know how to speak doesn't mean I don't know how to duel I'm gonna summon junk berserker now by synchron summoning with all of my material What the fuck man? This man's about to see his whole extra deck played, bro Junk berserker allows me to banish one junk monster from my graveyard I'll use junk defender the card you said had no value the lower your attack by like 500 And then I'll do it again It'll be like two direct attacks Ah, this is fucking wack This is not what this is dueling. No, it just prevents me from being destroyed. I'm still getting my ass beat What oh wait battle damage hold up Damn, I was wrong Damn, I was wrong on accident. Now I'm about to beat your ass. Hold on I got a tuner on the field during my turn Oh, it's time. It's time for the devious comeback of this entry. Mad Archfiend Mad Archfiend. All right, and now I can finally Finally I can play her hand traps. Oh, yeah, that was my ace in the hole. I didn't realize it protecting me from battle damage I thought I was cooked even after I summoned junk berserker. Oh I got something for you. You sigh. I'll do it, please It's time to build the overlay network. Wait, that's exceed something. It's time to synchro summon What are you? Chaos king archfiend when chaos king archfiend attacks Your attack and defense gets switched. Oh, no, brother. That's not good. What will you do about that? Yeah, you sigh dry good night. Yeah, no more happiness for you. Oh, I'm so tired. Are you being happy? Oh, that's not good. Well, that's not very nice. Yeah, hold on. I oh damn It's crazy how one monster could just make your whole like mood flip. Yeah, my my mood sure is flipping Yeah, you you were having a good old time over there, bro I was and it was great while it lasted but now it's likely it's only when I declare an attack though Yeah, you say with your face now, dude. I get it. I get I don't know what you're talking about you sigh Well, listen, I don't have time to fall for baits. So I'm going to attack anyway. You won't be doing anything. You say You'll be staying right there No, penis chain is so good. Well, that's not good. I I'm out of options for those at home Fiendish chain uh stops them from using their effects or attacking. Talk to me junker even Now I'll summon my lancer odds fiend Don't worry. You don't have to deal with fiendish chain for too long. This guy doesn't have a graveyard effect That's not up dude chaos king odds fiend destroyed junk berserker. You have 1800 attack now might Probably should have split him in defense. I don't know. This guy do piercing damage. He probably does piercing damage His name is lancer. They always got piercing damage if their name is lancer He does Yeah, okay. So this is bad. Can you keep up with the master of faster? There's like a million cards in this deck I don't know if any of them can win me the duel now, but I'm going to have to hope. What is this Wait, what is this card supposed to do for me? I don't know But you wasn't about to give me a homie drop when I look like I was about to be cooked So I'm about to beat your ass I don't know what this card is supposed to do for me. Whatever. This is uh, you know, it is what it is I suppose. Hey, bro, you be easy for real. Let me draw a resonator that lets me get my red dragon R stream. Thanks. Some of these cards actually kind of good. Maybe I just got a horrible starting in You're a victory. You caught me, bro I thought I was caught, bro. You made me want to go all off, bro. No, please don't do it. He ain't coming here, bro Doug Revo No, what does he even do? He just stops the effect damage. He was worthless Oh, damn. When I played my lava, bro, take your homie drop a homie drop. You're a fool. Yeah, this is what I do This is just what I do. You're a fool, bro. I'm just so confident. You don't even got no herpy feather duster Damn, damn You was right though. You was right. Yeah, you get you you get you one little homie drop. How about the beat your ass next turn? That's all I can do. That's all I could do. It's all I ever do for real. Red screen! It doesn't do anything right now But I just want to activate it So this is how it ends surrounded by my trash cards that I found in the trash can creation resonator What are these little freaks? Don't talk to them like that I overplayed my hand, bro. I overplayed my hand, bro Doc Highlander. I don't know. You ain't got to read nothing because he's about to beat your ass. So this is how it ends Damn, I'm gonna be reading about how I'm misplating all that But I know I just thought I had him pinned, bro. I thought I had a squirm in you almost did I know how my deck works now. So I'll never lose. Let's go Bro, I also made numerous misplays. Now that I know I'm not going to be in the driver's seat I'm going to treat every duel like it's my last. My only misplay was not realizing how good that resonator was that saved my life A beautiful a beautiful hand even I'll use foolish burial. Let me see what I'm ditching though because there's wow What does that do? I could set up plays for later or I could be a genius now kids at home What that card does is it sends any card he desires any monster at least to the graveyard I would reckon he's gonna go for a play with junk synchron. Perhaps throwing a tuner into the graveyard So when he plays junk synchron, he can special summon it. He's not wrong. He's not wrong at all. I know a little bit about this deck Growing up on the streets. Wait, that's you. I'm gonna make a very similar play. You've seen this one before It's the quick draw synchron play boom Whoa, he's drawing his card so fast Then I'll bring forth quill bolt hedgehog bam bam, dude He's back already and then that'll make for an easy turn one synchron into the one the only Nitro warrior. Nitro warrior Yeah, 2,800. Good luck getting off of this on your first turn, bro Hey, if I got over fucking 3,200, I'll get over 28, bro. No sweat Actually actually and hold on when I say this when I really say this you ain't getting over 2,800, bro Because watch this I'm gonna activate a spell card one for one and even though this card is really good Yes, it did. Yes, it did. Uh, but damn. What card do I want to play? I guess I could use this Huge mistake huge mistake. What I thought it added it to my hand Well, you don't need to judge me now son. Actually, you know what you do need to judge me, bitch because I'm synchron again Nitro warrior was here for a good time. Not a long time Stardust dragon. So you summon the lower attack stardust dragon to be iconic because I I because I know your attack points Aren't gonna be what's gonna kill me, bro. Oh brother. You underestimated me for the last time, bro You absolutely right, but like I'll play a face down card and another face down card and another Face down card and one more face down card. I'll play one wants to face down in defense I'm gonna stop this accent, but I'll end my turn the accent will be coming back though There's one card I could draw that would turn my frown upside down draw and it was not this one That's crazy. Let's just keep it classic. I'm gonna go for a light attack with stardust dragon any response If none, I mean, I really don't mind. It's perfectly fine. All right. Appreciate it, man. Here I come Oh, no, you attacked my dark resonator. Oh, brother This guy the guy that never leaves, but I don't get destroyed See my dark resonator won't be destroyed the first time it's attacked He's good that resonator is not going anywhere and now I'm gonna bite your ass Cool, buddy, my tuner dude. Why the resident bear? He shouldn't be able to tune and survive one attack for that broken the meta demands sacrifice Now I'll play my phantom king hydrid. He has a special little effect If I control the difference tuner, I can treat this as a non-tuner. Oh, damn I didn't even read that. He's right now I'll tribute my dork resonator and my phantom king hydrid to bring out level six Celestial king! Oh, don't say oh like this is okay, bro Maybe read what I do, bro. I'm reading and I ain't gonna afraid of that bro. What is that? You should be if I get destroyed you're gonna lose 2400 attack permanently as if I care Anyway, I won't be destroyed. So don't worry. Oh, all right So I hate to put you in a top deck situation But it's time for me to put you in a top deck situation I'll move towards bottle and I'll attack with my celestial wolf now I know you're wondering what would I do such a thing? I activate plightful roar. Now I gain the difference in our attacks Wait, what wait? I don't know. I did something to get my attack higher than you but now you cook bro. Enjoy You've faked 100 life points. Well, that was obnoxious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. You say Oh, I just have to find a way out of here. Uh, okay, that's not that's not it Hey, maybe you should go second next time, bro. I'll have to just buy my time Damn you be easy for real I'll be on I'll be you know, I'll be out there on the streets soon enough of new domino city But right now I'm just trying to you'll be easy relax a little all right I gotta bring out my red dragon ought sphinct. Shit. I can't yet God, I need uh, I need these cards that are piles of junk to start acting up now It is really now or never. Oh, it's time. Hold on. What a combo I got a combo for you. You sigh. Oh enough of your combo man. I'll activate revival gift Oh my god, he's tuning up. I can select one of my tuners and then special summon two I'm getting tokens. Yeah to my side of the field Damn, I didn't read that part Yeah, yeah, get him out of here. Hold on. I'm gonna put him in attack mode so I can beat their ass then. Hold on Bro, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why these little guys bro. Somebody get him a jacket, bro. You think that looked pretty cold Damn, I didn't read that it went to your side of the field. I thought I had a That shit would have been broken. Hello. That's a three card Damn, ew. But now I get to tune. You might have just given me the keys to victory No, jok atlas always got to back up plan. I like to make red screen. Oh my god, which I guess does nothing right You don't got a level one in your Oh, that's be a level one tuner. I didn't read that part. See I thought I thought it was any tuner, bro This guy just reading. This guy's reading between the lines. I still got to beat you. Oh my god This guy's got plays. I'm gonna bring back an old friend. Actually, let me bring this one. Oh, oh, oh, this shuts you down Donald damn Why don't you read my effect, bro? This guy showed up just to beat your ass the last time But this time he's shutting you down. Just read the first sentence. What? Yeah, you enjoy brother. Bullshit is this, bro. You enjoy, brother What kind of trash is that? What do you mean neither player gets sick or something. It's five days Hey, bro, I'll tell you what bro. If you get the materials. Oh wait now. Is it gonna work? Oh, no, I just lose fucking Damn, hold on. What do I do? It's not optional. Oh, this car's gonna cook me neither player can synchro something What in the mean wait, but this red screen is I just put a lava golem on my side of the field It's not optional. I take a thousand damage each turn. Oh, that means my only play is to just survive I should have checked them survive Yeah, you should have gotten first bro. I mean other way around you should have gone second What do you mean neither player can synchro something? What? What in the lockdown is this bro? That's what it says, but I'll tell you what bro If you get the materials for a synchro summon, I'll allow it. Just trust me if you get the materials on the field I don't think you get a choice. No, I will trust me if you get the materials I will allow it. Just trust I ain't gonna abide by you. I'm just saying I'm just saying I would allow it Just trust me when I say I have a way to allow you to synchro summon, but that's only if you get the materials I just don't think you're gonna get the materials So there's no point in play like that. I have to all right. This is my best one. Am I ever gonna bring up my I'm gonna play it nice and slow here. All I have to do is abide time. Wait, so what's it? Each of your end phase Oh, I'm not asking that one. My end phase is okay. God, I'm not asking that one. Holy moly, dude Please dude, I know every card has its value, but I need to start seeing the value dude. Hello. I can't synchro Now I can't synchro bro. I told you I will allow you if you get the materials, bro I will allow it. I have a way to allow it. Yep. It's me doppel warrior I was waiting for a big play, but you forced my hand bro If you if you had a big blade because I don't have it yet. It was in the future But also I'm not I'm not dueling to be allowed. Look at this Okay, just 17 more turns of that or this card is destroyed Okay, so it's it won't kill me this card won't kill me because so if I get down to 900 life points It'll just destroy it. So all right. I just need to at least summon the iconic Yeah, you can't synchro summon until you activate whatever your trap is. I just trust me damn, bro I want to know what your plan is here. Why have any good spells and traps in this deck at all Play this face down move towards bottle and what you got face down. You got a mirror force. None. You got some is playable None looks like you can't keep up with the monster or faster All right, I'm gonna have to use this now call apply me might wasn't the Reinforced truth to special summon one level two or lower warrior monster. I think I have one target for this I have two targets for this All of these are really bad, but I'll bring food speed warrior Oh He's just for sick growing, but you know, I'm pretty locked out right now Bro, did you you got did you got the material you need it back? I didn't get back that you get the materials on if you if I see a tuner on the field I will allow it, bro And it's crazy because I might have to take you up on that You believe you need bro the monster of fosters looking for a challenge Yeah, but I don't know if I don't know if you see the worth it like is this even possible Hey, bro, there's only one way to find out it is this would be a play and a half to be allowed to play though This is embarrassing. Okay. Wait, bro. He this is just step one of the plan Because as you see he is level five and this is turbo synchron, dude. Yeah, but how are you gonna sing gross on it? Bro, because you said I'm joking, bro Let me let me let me let me treat you, bro I'm getting treated. Anyway, we know him. We love him. It's turbo synchron, bro He's literally the turbo meister general, dude. Let's go, dude I just want to see how you turn this around if you even can Don't make a mistake dada. It's not a mistake. Believe. Uh, believe that it's not a mistake Oh, no, better attack the right thing. I can't attack because of my trap card. I used Damn, you be easy though. I can't attack with dark highlander though. So I can't attack over you until now I don't like that. You're a fool. You say I negated my effects for my own benefit. I'll play resonant destruction And now I'll bring forth. Can you keep with the master of faster? It's my confidence level for red dragon archfiend red dragon archfiend Now resonant destruction activates and destroys your card. Oh now I can activate this Oh, yeah, because I got a level one of my graveyard Now I can special some of this leave me alone, bro. Leave me alone My first hand. It was just the cop. Oof. It's just been a tough duel out here A tough duel on these streets. You thought I was done. The first duel I had at all What are you doing, man? I don't know what happened. Chaos king archfiend. It's that guy resonant destruction cast Red dragon archfiend I bet you won't do one more in that right now, bro. I'll do six more, bro. This deck ain't never out I'll do one more because every coin has its purpose. My confidence is skyrocketing, bro. Hey, bros, stop the cat. Stop the cat. Watch this, bro. All I need was a little confidence. I just needed to reset my comp. I needed to be humble, but now This man's had to speak confidence into himself right now, coaching himself. Yes, I am. I don't need luck. I don't need the coin toss on my side, bro. Bro, you want to go first or second, bro. It don't even matter. I don't care, bro. I don't even care because I'm getting the wind, bro. Oh, no, man. I'm going first, bro. Bro, I'm going first. I'll let you go second. You better get a little better of your speeder, bro. Yeah, we're gonna see. You better fasten your seat belt, bro. I'm not going to do you out of your speeder. Bro, don't call it a speeder, bro. This is my huffy. Damn. Yeah, yep, yep. I agree, damn. I'll start out by playing my influence dragon. Influenced dragon. Who's this guy? Social media superstar. Influencer dragon. Bro, why does mouth look like that? All right, and I'll end my turn. What? This guy has that resonator hand trap, bro. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm going to have to be a little gamer here, so I'll activate the spell card Foolish Burial to send a card from my deck to the graveyard. Why are you fucking tossing this fucking card every time? I don't know. I wish I had an answer for you, but I simply do not. And I'll choose the monster Quillbolt Hedgehog, a fine target for when I bring him back with my junk synchron. I've seen this play at the beginning of every duel. Yeah, that's because every card has its purpose. And when I bring forth Quillbolt Hedgehog, that'll trigger the effect of doppel warrior in my hand. Allow me to bring him to the field as well. And then I'll bring forth junk warrior by synchroing doppel warrior and junk synchron together. Damn. That's right. And I bet you didn't know that I also gained an attack boost for every level two on my field or something like level two or lower. Damn, this guy is a fucking piece of junk. Don't say that, because while it's true and very hurtful, it's also my greatest pride. These level one tokens also count, empowering me to over 3,000 attack points. It's a lot of attack. Is that permanent? Yes, it is. As long as I have these monsters on my field. Luckily, I got my barrier resonating in my hand. I need this bloody matter to trust in this hand. Trust in his hand, bro. It's the only way it made sense. I'm beat his ass with these little doppel tokens, though. God damn. Is that ninja? This doesn't change the fact that I'm in a predicament. This 3900 kind of high. Oh, and it looks like I'm getting out of this predicament right now. This man drew Dark Hole or Rygeki with his dead bill. I play Resonant Destruction. This is such a broken card. I don't know. I don't know. Bro, this shit just straight up kills me. Wait, what? Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, please, bro. I got to play in a half for you, Dotto. I'll play Gash, the Dust Lord. You're going to regret this. You're going to regret putting these little tokens in attack mode. Now I'll attack with Gash, the Dust Lord. And once I do battle damage, I can increase my level by one. Now I'll go to main phase two. Do you think you're the only ones with combos? Oh, it is permanent. Wow, Junk Warrior is strong. Yeah, for now. He's about to go away. Yeah, he is. I know. I'm a Resonator and whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to say in Junk Warrior, you a beast, man. I'm preaching to you for coming out. Now, that equals eight, you say. Six, seven, eight is that. So I'll bring forth my Red Dragon Archfiend. Red Dragon Archfiend is eight. I thought this guy was nine. And he destroys all the fence visit. Please. Uh, Dotto? Oh, that's. Well, I didn't my resonating resonance. Oh, it wasn't a resonator card. Oh, you just what are you talking about? I thought I didn't pay attention to my tuner card. Oh, you don't, you don't spend every night going over your cards to see which cards have value. I ain't gonna lie. I picked this deck up before this video started. Oh, for some reason in my head, it was any time a tuner was sent to the graveyard. What? All right. Well, see, that's all I got. I thought that was going to blow up my field or something. Yep. Just blows up mine because this is my one Red Dragon Archfiend for real. All right. Yeah. You might, you might got this duel for real. I hope so because I'm going to do something incredibly stupid. Oh, what are you going to do? If your dumbass gets rid of this fucking 3900 beat stick, you're an idiot. Hold on. I need to go into my, I need to go deep into my extra deck. It's just not, it's not how this world works. Right now, but I wish it was, man. All right. I'm going to go with the other play then. I'll bring forth another one or is that the set? You got two? Damn. Of course I have two junk synchrons. That's a good card. I always keep a couple of junk synchrons on me just in case I want to make a big play. Yeah, you can bring out Stardust now. Yeah, I could. But not like you could just use Doppel Warrior Quibble in your total. What are you doing, bro? I'm bringing forth Armory Arm. What do you want for real? Armory Arm allows me to attach to another one of my monsters and powering it. Oh, you don't need it anymore. Inflict damage equal to the... Oh, brother! I'm going to use your own card against you. Like I always say, every card has its value, even to cards your opponent plays. Oh, brother. This duel is going exactly as I planned meticulously last night as I was bouncing back at it. You're lucky I'm dumb, bro. Yeah, you're really going through it right now, bro. You're lucky I'm stupid, bro. I would have beat your ass if I wasn't done. Oh my god, this would have been so good! If only Red Dragon, I'd be still here, man. Look at this Jugg Warrior, man. He abeased. He abeased for you. Look at this guy. Oh, man. All's being intercepted. Oh, shit. I guess I'll lose this duel. You do. And I'm not letting you take another one of my monsters. Oh, what the fuck? And it goes back now. That's the most annoying card in the world. Hey, bro, you remember that homie drop I gave you? Oh, I'll give you a homie drop, all right. Let me just... Let me... Hey, bro, come on now. Give me that homie drop now. I didn't even know my resident destruction went away. Damn, I don't read. God damn it. I wish I was able to summon some of this crazy stuff. I just want you to know, right after you killed my Red Dragon Archfiend, I drew fucking Red Dragon Vase, which lets me draw two cards if I have Red Dragon Archfiend on the field. I don't. He's gone. Now I'll play Synchron Explorer to get back the one and only. You know him well. Bro, what the fuck? Why your deck looks so broken now? This shit didn't look like it. This shit didn't look like this for real before. All right, but now we're... No, no, no, no, no. Going back, back it up, back it up. I'm just going to go with something a little more simple, dude, because that was kind of crazy for a second. Bro, allow my... What the fuck is this? Three. It's just Junk Preserker. Hey, come on, bro. You promised me now. Don't even don't attack me now. Junk Preserker allows me to get two more tokens. Oh, I know what he does, bro. But just don't attack me for real. Bro, I'm gonna attack you. What? No, no, no. Let me keep my level four, bro. Remember when I finished chain my own card? Bro, do you remember that? Because I remember that, bro. Am I really giving you this right now? What you mean, bro? You owe it to me. You ain't giving me shit. This is equal exchange. Goddamn, all I give you is over. Damn, bro. Damn. Now watch what I do when I draw this card. I didn't expect that little card there. Damn. All right, well, you still won. I didn't draw a goddamn thing. This is just that fucking card that kills me, bro. What the fuck, man? What the fuck is it? And I have to be in attack position for you to lose 500 attacks? Oh, life points? As if that fucking changes anything. Oh, wait. Okay, hold on. There could be a chance. What do you mean by that? Get rid of this token. I forgot. Oh, you got annoying fucking cards, bro. Oh, I'm about to start getting annoying, too, bro. Don't be like that. Don't be like that. Anyway, I'm going to tribute one of my tokens now to bring forth Quick Draw Synchron. Oh, my fucking god. Yeah. And then thanks to Quick Draw Synchron, I could really go into so much. But which one of these do I want to do for real? Do you still want that monster on your field or what? What do you mean, bro? I'm saying like you still want that monster on your field or what? Bro, you don't. If you're going to cook me, bro, just cook me, bro. But just attack it, bro. Do whatever you got to do. I just want to know what you want to do for real. Bro, just don't destroy it by effect for real. I'll beat your ass to do that. All right. I don't know what you're cooking up, your schemes or whatever. But I'm going to destroy them now. I just told you not to attack it via... Wait, destroy my monster, though. Destroy my monster. I'll get both. I'll get both, bro. I'll get both for you. Don't worry. This was going to prevent you from attacking, man. I'll do both for you for real. I'll get both of them. Don't worry. Anyway, what do you think? We think you need another homey dropper. We're good here. I'd be mad as well, bro. Let's just see what happens, bro. Let's see what God has in store for you. What's up? I don't know how I get over this so far. I got Red Dragon base in my hand, bro. Dude, I got the whole Junk Collection on the field right now. Hey, bro, do what you got to do for real. It's over, bro. All right, hold on. Let me just draw my last pathetic card or whatever. Yeah. I'm just going to let Junk Warrior do his thing. He earned this. No, when my battle phase is in my hand. Dang it. I was throwing. No. Your battle phase is over. Well, this is not very good at all. What do you mean? I'm not going to have anything. Oh, come on. I literally brought out the troops, bro. These were late game plays, bro. What the fuck is this guy supposed to do? God, fucking dammit, man. Fucking drew this little piece of shit. God, I hate how I played in that second duel, and I hate how I played in that first duel, dude. I'll play Powerbreaker. Hey, I remember this guy. I don't have any level five synchros or tuners. Or tuners. Yeah, I don't even have a fucking tuner. I'll play my Red Dragon base face down and my Resonator engine, which can only grab two Resonator cards face down. Bro, you think you go, bro, I'm going out on my own accord, bro. No, I'm not, bro. I want you to get that. I want you to have that. You earned this. I know. I forgot. Man, what if you got Mirror Force for real? Hey, bro, people statistically didn't even get to this part of the video. It's true, bro. If you were here, comment, I was here. Oh, brother, now that's everyone's comment. Wait, the effect damage. Armory arm. Wait. But you'll still take the damage. No, I won't. Not if I destroy it. What? Oh, no. Wait, what? Wait, I don't know. But you'll still take that. Oh, no, I don't. Wait, hold on. Hold on. We can let's be gentlemen. Yeah, I know you get it. Wait. Man, that was actually, if I would have realized, I didn't even think about that play. I would have played that way differently. I would have gone defense mode. Hold on. I could have survived. Maybe that's for another duel in another lifetime. Just the fact that these guys won any championship with their whack-out. So full disclosure, we recorded this one after the Usa versus Jack deck, and that was a lot of fun afterwards. We were talking about that. We were like, damn, there was actually combos. We were actually, yeah, to think. There was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. Yeah, we take it down. Now we're turning it all the way down. We go to Rex Raptor versus Weevil, original duel monsters. We're going to see what happens. These decks we found online, so they're supposed to be as canonical as possible, which also means they're awful. They're pretty bad. They're really bad. But I'm a cookie, though. I still got that confidence, bro. I'm going to beat your ass. You got confidence, so do I. Let me see my opening hand and what it has to offer me. Draw. Deon, big mistake, Deon, bro. I'm going to use my pot of greed replacement, because pot of greed was banned. I'm going to draw two. Yeah, that's the only. Right on the first turn. That's the only difference we got is we don't have a pot of greed. Bro, you said you have 18 cards in your hand. You got something. You get it outplayed, bro, because I'm going to special summon Giliasaurus. Oh, brother. Yeah, usually that would have given you a summon from your graveyard, but not today. And then I'll also normal summon Urabi. And then I'll play the spell card Wasteland, boosting my dino. Dinosaur, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got dinos on the field, bro. What's your turn looking like? I don't know. I don't got a special summon. I'll tell you that much. That's actually crazy that I just special summoned. Oh my goodness. I'll play a card face down. You got spells and drives? What the? And I'll play a monster face down. He really is the regional champ, dude. Maybe I just got to step up my game. Oh my God, this card is awful. This card is useless. You could definitely play. I know you got a dumbass red-eyes black dragon just thrown into the mix. I do, I do. But I'll keep it low profile and go with Tyhone right now. You'll be losing that attack bonus when all of your monsters become insects. No, come on, man. Come on. DNA surgery? That card just ruined my life. You can't attack a monster. No wonder weevils are fucking regional champ. This is actually a devastated combo. I need red-eyes now. It gets worse. I'll play my laser cannon. What? Don't boost up my defense. You should have saved that for petite moth, bro. What if you got petite moth? It would not help petite moth. Petite moth has 300 attacks. Yeah, but when you equip it with the cocoon, he gets the 2000. Oh, dang, I forgot about that angle. But that would, of course, mean that you'd have to play petite moth and somehow he'd have to survive a turn on his own. Dang, I completely misunderstood my cocoon of evolution. All right, let's see. You just thought having cocoon out here would do that? Yeah, I was hoping that that would make it good. Bro, you need a moth in there, bro. Now I'm going to play Deflee. Deflee. Deflee is going to destroy your Gileosaurus. Yeah, he's a flea, bro. Hey, I should have equipped Deflee with this. Yeah, would have been a huge boost. I need, speaking of boost, oh, brother, this is not good enough. Oh, if I could somehow go through the cycles of my moths and stuff, that'd be crazy. Your tribute summoning? What the fuck is that? I'm getting rid of it. Oh, why are you crashing? Because I don't know what you've got, bro. I'm keeping everything nice and safe right now, bro. I'm keeping everything nice and safe. If I'm going to get over Weevil's strongest monster, which is cocoon of evolution, then I've got to play it nice and slow. DNA surgery being the insect, so that now I don't get my wasteland boost. I don't have wasteland. I'd be strong enough to get over that thing. Design this. What are you doing? All right, I'll play this. Do you have petite moth? That's petite moth, isn't it? No. Well, even if the thing is, I can only equip it with hypothetically, if that was petite moth. I'd have to be in attack mode. Yeah, but if you survive till next turn, it would, oh yeah, you're right. That's my point. It's like it's not going to survive as fucking weak, even if I gave it the whopping petite moth. Yeah, bro. Beach, I'll ask for that, too. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And some of the stegosaurus in defense mode. Really, it's a defensive dinosaur. Damn, you have a sense. You had the perfect opening hand. God damn, you almost got your moth off. No, I did it. I did it because he would have got cooked with Kukunava. It doesn't protect it from battle. I would have just taken damage. All your fucking ridiculous dinosaurs would have beat the shit out of him. All right, I think, oh my god, I have no options. Is that the same guy? Yeah, you wish, bro. Who is that? You'll never know. I got so many dinos in my deck. This is a dinosaur deck right here, bro. You wanted that petite moth play so bad. Yes. Who drew Bug? Drew Bug just here for real. I ain't attacking whatever dumb ass you got. You had to tribute to summon face down. All right, this is enough. Now I'm waiting for my big time to slide. All right, I'll go on the offensive then. I'll let Mega Zowler come out here, fucking do his thing. No, it's the answer. Okay, I'm just going to hope. I'm just going to believe in hard of the cards right now. I'm believing hard of the cards right now. Come on, dude. This has to work, dude. I'm never going to win regional championships if I can't pull off a simple play like this. All right. Well, first, I got to go for this one. Wait, no, this won't even work. I got to attack with my drill bug and that my drill bug's effect activates. I placed my parasite parasite on top of my deck. You have combos. What is this? And then I'll tribute both of my monsters. You're tributing. To bring forth, it's a queen. Oh my god, dude. And truly, that's all I can do. How do I beat this thing? Bro, this is Panther Warrior, bro. I got to tribute a monster to even do anything with this idiot. How does that have to stand here and take my beating, bro? Oh my gosh. There's not a... Oh, D.A. Cidery is kicking my ass right now. Play this. And I don't really want to tribute this card, so you're off scotch free. Then you better hope you get something quick. Oh, brother. Actually, even if that is parasite parasite, what's the worst that happens to me? Nothing. It just mixes into your deck. Yeah. Parasite parasite does nothing to me. In fact, it might even help. Oh, I'm going to play into the parasite parasite. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't understand how it works, bro. I do. No, you don't. It's getting added to my deck. No, not if you destroy it, you idiot. Oh, I told you I don't know what you're doing. Maybe. Well, there goes the big. Now I'm just going to beat your ass the old fashioned way. Bro, you don't got the tributes. Hmm, that is true. All right, I'll play my swarm of scarabs. You have swarm of scarabs? Why are you so shocked? That card is so good. Anyway, you didn't got to worry about him too much, bro, because I'm going to have to tribute him to make this attack. I swarmed of scarabs. And now, if I'm not mistaken, don't I get to do something for destroying your monster? Yeah. Okay. I get to summon a token. Yeah. Oh, and now in attack mode. Now it's in attack mode, mate. Oh, why? Oh, brother. I can't get to break. Bro, you drew such a good hand, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, I need to win this duel, bro. I need to find a way out of this duel right now. I'll play a card face down, and I will go in for the attack with my insect queen. I'll tribute my token. Tokens gone, but that doesn't help me too much. I got my gobble goo. I'm taking so much damage right now, bro. I'm taking so much damage right now, bro. You ain't going to survive another turn. Oh, yeah, I am. Wait, no, I'm not for real. Fah, I wasn't thinking. I'll flip up my swarm of locusts. Swarm of locusts. Destroy whatever you got here. You good, bro. You good. Yeah, you good, bro. Oh, perfect. What do you mean, perfect? Perfect for you, Ivy. Hell, yeah, I was. Yeah, but what would you say if you're still cooked? How? You can't attack. Wait, I can't attack at all? Bro, you need tributes. Yeah, okay. I'll play my petite moth. It's a gamagoo. What in the fuck? That was 500 points or less. Oh, my God. Looks like I do get one more turn. Come on. Draw. Oh, no, this still isn't good, but it could be. It could be if I wasn't in such a bad situation, man. I just have to set one. That's literally my only hope is I just have to set. You got rid of my fucking swarm of locusts, bro. That's my only back roll removal. I can hope that you don't. Yes. All right. This is the only thing I can do now. Oh, brother. I just have to hope that you can't beat me anymore. I'll play my petite moth. Again? Wrong. This insect queen is killing me. Yeah, I'll play this. Well, luckily for you, this is my last petite moth, and I don't think I have any way of bringing a petite moth back. And if I'm going to do my fun plays, I need to keep petite moth around, bro. Oh, I'll personally beat that petite moth ass. Leave him alone. I just spared you, bro. Bro, I did not. This is my last petite moth, bro. I thank you for it. I really do, but I cannot allow him to live, so I'm going to kill him. Bro, but how else will you ever see the perfectly ultimate great moth, bro? Bro, it don't matter what I see, bro. Why is too special something that guy, bro? God damn, you're making me strong, bro. I'm making a huge mistake playing these guys. Well, get out of here, petite moth. Scram, skedaddle. God damn you. Damn low-key. All three of my petite, I knew I was going to fucking get petite moths in my starting hand. Bro, you could have had the big play, but sadly, it's hard. No, oh, I got a big play for you. You just wait. No, no, no, relax. Relax, brother. Relax. Hey, bro, you play too much. Well, I can't attack. You're like, good, good, good, good, good. God, man. I need this. I need time. There's never a time. I like how the idea of Insect Queen seemed like such a strong card back in the day that they just, they were like, yo, we can't allow this thing to attack. Same with Panther Warrior. Yeah, this card's too good. We have to balance it. Can't attack. Well, even Panther Warrior's a little more understandable, bro. But Insect Queen is like, damn. It's a level seven. I had to work to get this dumb ass out here. I play my Gokimore. Well, wouldn't a who and a what? Oh, it's Gokimore. Don't mind him now. Oh, it's the old Gokimore. I wouldn't pay him too much. I got to pay a premium to attack with Insect Queen. So I guess I'll just attack with Gokimore, please. You could try. Oh, brother. You could definitely try, but they ain't going to be easy. And I don't want to sacrifice Gokimore. Damn it. I'll beat Gokimore's ass. Leave Gokimore alone, man. Bro, there's just. Hey, you go into attack mode. I'm cooking you next turn. You put any of your stupid ass monsters in the back mode. Yes. Okay. Okay. You just watch. Just watch. Bro, you ain't top decking a monster. So it's like, it's not even a big deal. Yes, I am. I have a lot of them. I promise. Oh, yeah. Enjoy that spell card you're about to draw, bro. Oh, we go see. I already got a spell card in my hand, and that's why it's going to seal your face. Oh, this is a pro. I got combos for you, Dotto. What do you mean combos? You got Insect Queen. First, I'll play my Scopemark Ladybug. Oh, my gosh. And then I'll play my Insect Armor with Laser Cannon. What? I would never in a million years be able to get over this. It does it up that I'm not a dinosaur. I'll attack your attack position, bitch. Bro, if I was a dinosaur, I'd be living my best life. Life points for this. Just let me be a dinosaur again. Now, the question is, do you make the mistake of going into attack position to attack my token again? I can't, no. Yeah, I've left you with no choice. Now you got to leave my token alone. Oh, if only I had a petite moth in this situation, then you couldn't attack it. What are you doing? What you up to? Oh, my God. I can't hear that. Bro, this is canonical. This is exactly what happened to Rex in the tournament. Oh, no, when did Rex need to get to... What? What just happened? An error? What? Well, I don't think that's exactly what happened, but damn, what a way to win. Fuck it, but we will just fell down a flight of stairs, man. He fell off. He fell off of the thing. Hey, hey, you're trying to sneak a quick jack versus Usain Duel in this video. No, bro, run that back. I am pissed. Damn, damn. I am pissed. Ain't no goddamn way that just happened. I'm going to need you to stay mad, dude, because I'm just better. Oh, I'm coming out swinging this time. I play Forest. Man, I wonder what it's like to be able to have a field spell power your cards up, man. I'll play a card. Face it down. I ain't even doing voices. I'm angry. I'll play my giant flea. This guy mad for real. Oh, my God. That is a strong flea. I cannot tell a lie. I'd be terrified if I saw a fucking giant flea. Anyway, I'm going to have to go ahead and beat you up now. I'm going to raise my body heat. Yeah. Yeah. You ain't know about my body heat technique. I'm afraid I can't let you do that. You have back roll removal. No wonder Weevils a champion and Rex is a loser. Oh, I'm beating your ass this time, bro. I'm not pulling any. I'm beating up. I am tight. I'll play laser cannon armor, bro. And this flea is fucking horrible. This flea will beat your ass. I've got to deal with this flea and fast deeply. I don't have time for this stupid flea. I also don't have time to play the game, dude. I don't have. I can't. I can't be doing this. Oh, my God. I can't, man. I got the it's a queen out last time and all for nine, man. For nine, dude. All for fucking nine. Hey, bro, what you got face down over there? I'm wondering what you got face down over there. What you got right there, bro? It was eat a combo. Eat a combo. Anyway, I can see the way this duel is going right now. Oh, my fucking God. I still got defense points. Thank you. I was going to say, yeah, I thought my weeple deck was pretty bad. Your Rex deck kind of crashed. All right, all right, all right. I can get a little boost. I'm getting a little boost. Giant rat? Giant rat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck he's supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Oh, when he's destroyed by battle, OK. Giant rat might not be a dinosaur, but he's a beast. Is he? Yeah. And 10-meter bug. I needed to be destroyed by battle, bro. I've told you, bro, I'm being your ass this duel, bro. I'm getting swarmed. This stupid giant flea. Heard of the cards. Yes. Maybe. Yes. Ain't no yes. I mean, it's the best thing I can. It's all I have right now, dude. This man drinking fucking Stimpak. Oh, no, not my deeply. Yeah, the flea leaving, bro. Yeah, plus 700 is kind of crazy. Yeah, but it'll fall off. Yeah, but at the rate it falls off, it's going to be, oh, dang. It'll be a little wild, bro. Yeah, this would have been great last game. I've got to, I'm stimmed up right now. Defense mode, defense mode. You can run, but you can't hide, brother. Well, boy, I say I don't like this. I'm not the shoes on the other foot. Anyway, check this piercing damage out, bro. Wait, it's piercing? Yeah, yeah, he should have read. My dino's got pierce on him. Woo, now I'm in control. Yeah, that you are, that you are. I'll play this card face down and end my turn. Damn, another standby phase means another 200 points down the drain. You think 1700's enough to defeat this cocoon? Yeah, okay, brother. You ain't got no cocoon face down. Yeah, no, I wish I did, though. I'm about to, though, cause Sangam. Damn, he actually is spitting. Sangam's gonna allow him to draw. Damn, I can't play like this, but Sangam is just your giant rat, bro. Or would this be smarter? Could be a play and a half. It could be a play and a half. But no, let's go with the smarter option, I guess. Oh, brother, it's a cocoon. You know, DNA surgery would kind of hit right now. At least then I get some boost. DNA surgery would be the end of you, bro. It would be. Oh, thank God, okay. Now I get to play my fake version of Pot of Greed. Oh, come on, that's the worst time for you to draw it. Wait, what? What the fuck is this? Okay, you running for real, bro. I have no choice. All right. Wait, you're just gonna keep getting weaker until you have zero. Eventually you're gonna have to make the executive decision of whether you want to put that shit. Bro, you know what I got. What are you doing? You know what I have face down. Oh, I was just checking. I suppose. I don't know. What? I don't even know. It's like my third day out here. What is wrong with you? I was like my third day out here, bro. I don't know. What if you try to pull a fast one on me, bro? Because what if that was like petite mob, bro? Use a moron, bro. All right. Bro, you were regional champ in some shit, bro. I only won last time because you got an error. I know. And I'm like one duel up right now. So I'm like, you know, I'm pretty big in terms of a dueling community. Just don't draw red eyes, bro. Red eyes would be really bad for me. I know. Draw. Damn. All right. Right. Stomass would just throw red eyes in with a bunch of dinosaurs and a rat. Really bold playing your monsters in attack mode. Like I can't cook you with just a thousand damage. You ain't got it like that, brother. Bro, don't you sleep on. Bro, I promise don't you dare ever sleep on me. I promise you shouldn't have ever slept on me, bro. What do you mean by that? Because I'm about to beat your ass. You ain't got it like that, brother. I'll play pin chopper. Okay. That's a lot. And first I'll activate my pineapple blast. Now you got to remove monsters from your side of the field. So you have the same amount of monsters as me. Okay. Kind of a powerful card. Did you think that was all? Now I'll play my tribute doll. Once my pin chopper is sent away, I can activate my pin chopper's effect. Why you got combos? I don't even need that. Because now I got insect queen. Oh my gosh. And just so you know, if I did have DNA surgery, insect barrier. If you had all insects, you wouldn't be able to attack at all. Oh, that really would just end the door. And now I will go in for... Wait, I can't attack the turn that I used tribute doll. Yep, yep, yep. That is the rule. Okay. So showed my whole hand with that one. Don't know how I get out of this one. Better go in defense mode, bro. And hope he truly is my only play. Dotto. What? Oh, Dotto. Oh my God. Don't worry. I don't really want to sacrifice my cards yet. I'm going to... You lucky. I want this great mom play so bad, bro. And you ain't getting it, bro. You ain't getting it. I just don't know if I should be stupid or not. If you bring out red eyes, I'm beating red eyes ass. Better not. Come here, bro. Come here. I'm a little dumb. Oh, you are a dummy. What are you thinking? I'm going to give you a little piercing damage, bro. Yeah. You better have a good face down card. Oh, you already know I do. You already know I do. Better. They gave that motherfucker a mirror force. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm taking the bait, bro. Let's go. Let's go. And so the thing about... You're so dumb. You are so dumb. Think about that. It's like I didn't count the numbers correctly. What? I didn't just think... I didn't think you'd be able to kill me. What do you talk? You had 1,000 life points left. Yeah, yeah. And your dumb ass knew I had a great mom face down or the cocoon and you attacked it. Yeah. Yes, I did. Yeah. Yeah. No, I made a lot of mistakes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Bro, Rex... I'm so like... Props to Rex for even making it to people's level, bro, because Rex can't play the game with these cards. Oh, I got the card in my hand that I told you was the worst card in the game. I'll tell you that, but... Dang, you scared already in defense mode. The duel just started. I don't got nothing scary out yet, bro. Special summon in defense mode. Bro, because I just... I'm just trying to play my game, bro. I'm just trying to play my game, bro. Man, traumatized. Bro, this deck is trash. The Rex Raptor sucks. When somebody tell Kodami to release an official updated structure deck, bro. I got to play this card face down. Oh, now you're bold and brash. Oh, brother, stop, bro. I'm just here to straight up beat your ass. Yep, yep. You beat basic insect, bro. Good job. And basic... Name is basic insect. That motherfucker says... He has such a good... Michizure! Why? Ow! Yeah, I'm still out here, though. You is? Oh, my God. You're not gonna tell the lie. What? What? What? You know what? I'll just... I'll start with this. This isn't what I was reacting to, but I'll start with this. My God. I know what it is, bro. Oh, my God. Sake it. I'm tired of it, dude. Hey, bro. How 400 damage down do you, bro? God, damn it. I knew it, too. I knew this motherfucker was gonna stomach the stupid Kodami evolution. I'll play my Skullmark Ladybug in attack mode. Akamogu? Oh, my fucking God. Bro, you're just helping me. Let me get some life points. Enjoy the thousand life points, bro. I will. That's big in these duels. All right. Well, as long as you don't draw red eyes, I'm chilling. Yeah, you're probably chilling. You're probably right. Yeah, you're probably right. Anyway, I'm also going to enjoy some life points. Anyway, my body heat is rising overflowing, allowing me to equip it to twin-headed King Rex for the perfect 2,100 beat stick. Yeah! Yeah! Better go run and tell your insides that somebody else is in charge now. Yeah! All right. Yeah! Now, all of a sudden, the Wasteland Dinos and I I got a combo for you. You ain't got the time. You ain't got the time for a combo to do that right now. Oh, I got a combo for you, brother. I'll summon my Sengen in attack, and then I'll play my Tribute Doll. Oh, my gosh. By tributing my Sengen, I can special summon a level 7 monster, my Insect Queen. That's just so powerful. That's just so powerful. I could pick up any card I want. I wish I could draw into my level 7. Please! Please! I'm not even, I'm tired of begging, bro. Red Eyes, if you're out there, if you're listening. I'll just pick this up. No wonder you chose Joey, bro. Red Eyes, please listen to me. Please listen and come to my head. I need you now, or it has to be right now. I can't attack this turn. I know. I get one more turn to play Red Eyes. Red Eyes! Oh, it's like, I really don't have time to do this. I could have done, oh no, not 2-headed King Rex. Why are you in all attack mode? You were, bro, because I'm not running away. Because I'm not running away, bro. Because you're going to have to tribute a monster to attack anyway, bro. Hold on, I'm getting some ideas now. Oh, hold on. You better stay, have an idea, bro. Let's keep my idea. I promise you, my fucking mod is going to come out before this video ends. I promise you, no, you can't make that problem. Don't lie to them people. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. First, I'm going to get rid of this dumb ass with the equip spell. Come on, bro. Don't be that way, bro. Don't be that way. Still a chance. Still time, Red Eyes, if you want to take me up on that offer. Just please leave my tokens alone, man. Not happening, brother. Instead of at least make you attack it instead of like other insects. Bro, you really trying to make that card good, but it's just not going to happen. I was hoping. Why attack with the lowest attack points I have? I don't know. Good question. God damn it, dude. Dang, these tokens are risky though, man. I'm going to get my ass beat for these tokens. What the fuck is this supposed to do? You got to keep tripping monsters if you're going to keep getting tokens. I don't want tokens. These tokens beat my ass. You're ending your... Ah. I'm not giving you more tokens to fucking just body. We're kind of at a standstill. I don't want to attack you and risk putting more tokens out. It's just free damage for you. You're damn right it is. You're damn right it is. This man's about to have a link foreplay in a second. Elk in time? No, bro. Hey, so listen. Here's what we're going to do. You're going to hit me with one of them tokens, bro. Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here? What do you mean what's going on here, bro? You don't know which is which. Hey, yeah. Okay, bro. Come here. Come here, bro. Hey, come here. Brother. Come here, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, sir. Get him out of here. Yeah. I really wanted to flip this card up without you attacking it. No. Now you need to start tripping some monsters, huh? I'm just going to start beating your ass, bro. You can try it. You can try it. Here's a big insect, bro. Big insect, bro. This guy's a literal... Oh, yeah. He's about to beat your ass. Why did you do that? Oh, you're just going to beat my ass with the big insect. He's about to beat your ass, bro. He's dead. Yeah. You want to play with these equip smells, bro. Let's talk about it, bro. What's up? What's good with you? Okay, so this is really bad. This is really bad, dude. Let's talk about it. Go to the fence, bro. You was talking... You was talking at good shit, bro. You was talking at good shit. Oh, I'm going to stay talking to good shit, too. As soon as I figure out a plan on how to get out of the situation right now. He pissed me off, bro. You got rid of my parasite. Parasite, bro. Damn, I wanted to flip that card up. I just wanted that bit one time for you to just need a good draw and then take a thousand damage. What the fuck? Oh, I wonder what that could be. You ain't even know, bro. So don't even pretend like you do. Oh, fuck it. But you're a big insect. You're a big insect. Really, out of your... Just be a big insect. You know what the fuck is that? The most bland names, big insect, basic insect. Insect queen. It probably sounds cool in fucking Japanese. Korewa. Bro, you better go to defense mode. I'm beating your ass. You don't go to defense mode, bro. Bro, your time is up, bro. You keep talking, bro. That's why you had to tribute some of the monster and put it in defense mode because it couldn't beat big insects. This is so terrible, bro. This sucks, bro. Bro, you know your fucking rat gets its effect in defense mode, too. I don't know why you being so stubborn putting it in attack mode. Because there's no reason for it not to be in attack mode, bro. What are you gonna do? Like, two fucking damage to me? Well, I'm just saying. That damage adds up, bro. And I already know this dumb stegosaurus getting cooked, bro. Bro, you're wrong. I didn't do math. You're incorrect. Straight up not logical decision, man. Damn it. He only defends him until I get an equip spell. Then you're cooked, bro. Unless you got MSD. You ain't getting a word of equip spell. Cut. Hey. This has got to be the worst hand I've ever seen in my life. Bro, switch your rat to defense mode, bro. That's a point. No. Once you lose because of an 800 life point difference, you're gonna be sad. All right. I'm about to beat that rat's ass. You're trying to bait me. You're trying to bait me into destroying the rat. You know what? You're successful. I'm about to beat you out. Yeah, I am. I want this rat gone, bro, so get him. Ain't no way you're teasing me by having a monster out there, bro. What you doing? Hey, what you trying to get into for real? Negate attack. And end battle fit. All right. See, now you pissing me off. That's all I have. Yo, help me. Police. Police. Police. Oh, there ain't no way, brother. There ain't no goddamn way, brother. It's just funny because even if you got red eyes, what the fuck are you going to do? What are you doing? Oh, you just, you just. I'm tired of waiting. I'm escorting myself off the premises. Oh my God. I would have had to destroy him eventually, bro. What's even the big play with this? I'm thinning my dick out. He's so invasive. You lose to so many life points for this. Snow's up in the third one. Oh, that's what the fucking say. See, I don't see it like that, bro. I see the world a little different, I guess. See, I paid you back. I paid you back a nice nine hundred. Oh, fucking God. This is the worst card I could have drawn. Keep drawing back cards, bro. I know you got like trap hole and some shit for red eyes too, bro. I don't know. So it was actually nine hundred damage for, what do you got? Oh, charrots. My man's got draw baller. Hey, bro, why are you, why are you looking? No reason. You got a red eyes? Nah, shut up, bro. You trap hole. Have an ass bitch. Yes. Now it's my turn to draw, too, dude. Oh my God. It feels like a million years ago. The card is so good. Bro, I'd be thinning my deck out. All right, bro. So we're going to, ah, damn, but now I actually can't even get over that. God, hey. Yeah, you should have saved some of your equip spells for red eyes, bro. Nah, cause it's like whatever. Cause honestly, like you're cooked, bro. You're done, bro. You better trap homie. Hey, you got an animation, bro. You better trap homie, bro. Please don't dope. Please don't, bro. I truly don't have one. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. That does weaken me to your level. Look, look at us. Look at us even. It's the way you think I ain't going to crash. I got 2400 defense too. Damn, he's smart for real. I need a stem pack. Oh my gosh. I'm waiting, bro. I'm waiting. The dino's getting hungry. Dino's getting hungry. Oh my god. I knew the dino's would ruin the end, dude. Bro, you're saying that, bro? I'm fighting for my life over here. I had to giant rat twice, bro. The rat. Oh my god. Hold on. Let me go ahead and get it. Let me calm down. That's what I need him, bro. Like that's honestly what I need. Bro, you should be at 4200 right now. Ah. Damn, you look. Yeah, I can't get through that. Bro, you better hope. I don't draw like DNA surgery. I'm going to beat your ass if I can do that. Bro, I am. I'm constantly hoping you don't draw DNA surgery. What is this even for? This is the most unlikely card to ever happen, like ever. Please. Well, these face down cards. They got up not up against the fucking my Valentine deck. You parpy feathered after me or some shit. This actually does nothing for red eyes. Because red eyes is not a dinosaur. Red eyes is not a dinosaur. Rex is dumb. Rex is just a stupid guy, for real. Rex, bro, put your deck to read, Rex. This man's there. Look like a dinosaur to me. Ah, I guess it kind of does look like a dinosaur. I wish you could see by hand. This is just so bad, bro. Bro, I wish you could see the look on my face as I'm constantly realizing my life is terrible. Please. I can't keep drawing these cards. I need to get my moth out of here. James, you're not getting a moth. You just wait. Oh my god. What I need right now is either one specific dinosaur. Or. Hey, I'm going to go into attack position real quick. And I'm going to play my field spell. Oh my gosh. Weevil can actually read. Wait, you can't attack without a tribute, though. Yeah, I can't. I can't. You're right. But I don't have to be afraid in defense mode anymore. You better stay afraid, because I'm drawing Stimpak right now. I wonder if this is how the finals actually looked. Oh my god. Anyway. Wait, how much that beef you up by? Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and attack now. Wait, you ain't got no MST. Do you? Oh, this duel is over. I'm sending you back to regional finals. I really didn't want to. Okay. What do you mean? All right. Not yet. Not yet. Bro, I should have flipped some other monsters face up. Yeah, you should have. Finally, Red-Eyes Black Dragon is here, baby. He's stemmed up. All right. I'm going to play. Why are you doing this like you have a forbidden combo? He was instructed never to use by your sensor. Nah, I was just, I wanted to save this card for something else, for my Moth, but I'm not going to be able to, because you put the pressure on me. Now I got to beat your ass a different way. All right. What do you mean by that? So first, I'm going to clear out your field. Brother, this guy practiced me the mascot. I'll activate my Pineapple Blast. Now you have to remove cards from your field, so you have as many as I do. Hey, bro, get rid of that Red-Eyes. Nah, bro, he gets to stay. All right. But now you can destroy me via battle. Yeah. Damn it. All right. Now I'll play my Call of the Haunted. What? We've all got good cards. Oh my God, man. Is it not good enough? Well, I guess there's only one option, if that's the case. I'll be my Insect Queen. Pretty good option, I guess. I promised I would summon my ultimate right now. So my idea was, of course, now I never fucking drew my petite moth, but I wanted to get petite moth in the graveyard. Call of the Haunted petite moth in defense mode, so then I could attach it and it would be safe. Yeah, it would have been a safe play. It would have been the move. If there's any way to do it, it would have been that way. Yeah, yeah, that was the good play. I have no back removal. What's the play? Why do I only got 500 life? What's the play here, bro? Could I fancy you to not destroy my giant fleet? Hey, no way I'm giving you a Holy Drop. Bro, just beat Insect Queen's ass, bro. And then I'm really cornered. What are we talking about? You kind of shitting. I will tell you, I only got one Call of the Haunted. Well, I guess we don't like entertainment over here. Bro, get giant fleet out of here, bro, because red eyes was dying slowly, bro. God damn. Oh my God. You just spent $40 on your Jaden deck, right? Yeah, yeah, this guy has some URs in here that I didn't think I would have to craft. Bro, why are you in silver? Bro, I ain't been playing like that, bro, but it's fine because we both got platinum borders, bro. Are you know what else is fine? My ojamas, bro. My strategy is unbeatable. Well, that's a bit scary now, isn't it? I would. I would rather you play your... I need that extra card. And by the way, from that Jaden and Cyrus duel, don't worry, this is not the same Jaden deck. This one actually like... This is different. This one actually has a polymerization in there. So like... Now this is an opening hand. Yeah, your game on. You know what? You know what I'm going to do, bro? I'm just going to go ahead and do this. Yeah, bro. I'm going to get my... I'm going to jazz it up. Wow, really strong way. Not bad, Chas. Doesn't don't hit the same. My older brothers don't much care for me personally. I'll start out with E-Emergency Call. Oh, brother. This guy draws into searching cards. And I'll grab a hero. Oh, Wildheart. Not affected by trap cards. I don't know what I'm trying to do. I'll play my elemental hero, Wildheart. Oh, brother, this effect is literally four words, unaffected by trap effects. Well, you played one... I'm assuming it's a trap that you're probably confident about. But let's see how it handles my Wildheart. It hurts. But unfortunately, my trap card wasn't aiming for Wildheart. Now I get to discard one card and special summon a monster with that attack or less. And I ain't going to lie. I think I'm going to be forced. You just threw a zero attack. Oh, so another old drama. Yeah, no, I get to bring forth a card that hit me as hard as you, bro. Oh, okay, okay, miss friend. I thought whatever you threw away, you were going to have to match that through zero attack. I could do something rather devious. I could do something rather devious, Theod. I'm getting downright devious with it. Oh my God. I don't know what to do. Am I doing this right, man? Hold on, hold on. Just let me make sure. Bro, this is the most unfortunate thing I've ever seen in my life. Oh, what you mean, bro? It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Maybe you should have saved that trap for another day. No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'll bring out. It's when you play damage condenser. I'll bring out wide dragon head. What? Throw a wide dragon head. Yeah, wide dragon head, bro. Because I had this whole big play, dude, but it's not working. Go ahead and throw down a face down and end my turn. Oh, brother, this guy has face downs. I don't have that. You just did. Oh, this could work. This could work. I'll play magical mallet. I'm going to send two cards back to my deck. Yes, dude. Oh, you better be sweating down. What an expensive card. Did your brothers buy you those? You know, they did, yeah. All right, well, here's my big play in the sun. And this is not my day, bro. These two do not make anything. Yeah, Y and W don't go together, brother. Unfortunate, dude, unfortunate. There's always the option to just end your turn. There's also always the option to crash. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Oh, who will stop me, though? Who will stop me? Yeah, yeah. I'll activate my hero signal. OK, so maybe I did that, should not have done that. And I will call forth my everybody's favorite golden boy, Elemental Hero Sparkman. He kind of got a lot of attack points, bro. Yep, 100 more than Wildheart. Brother, this is a duel now. You think you saw the last of my Wildheart? You have another Wildheart? Jokes on you, I'll play the warrior returning alive and grab my Elemental Hero Wildheart. Oh, no, man. Maybe I could have done something, but I'm magical mallet in my cards away. And then I'll play my Elemental Hero Wildheart. All in pursuit of happiness, dude. I just wanted happiness. You know what? What did you even got, bro? I'll then play my fusion substitute. What? I can use cards that I control as fusion material. Hey, my brother's bought the wrong cards for real, man. This crazy, bro. How am I supposed to jazz it up like this, bro? Oh, my god. And I will tribute both my Wildheart and Sparkman to call forth Elemental Hero, the Shining. Who's this Dweeva? He's going to beat your ass. You call him a Dweeva again. He probably is, bro. And then I'll play my fusion recovery to grab my fusion substitute. And one of the monsters. And I'll grab my Elemental Hero Wildheart. Oh, brother. Get this guy out of my door. Fusion recovery. We haven't a good old time, bro. Now I'll go into battle. Elemental Hero, the Shining Attack, W-winged Catapult. He was a brave card and just couldn't live for that long. His master sent him to his death. What do I draw here to get me out of this whole situation? A.O.W. just to tass it up. Jazz it up, oh, brother. I guess I just buy time, right? I guess I just buy a little top, a little purchase. You ain't going to get to me, bro. That's the thing. Are you sure? That's positive, bro. I be spin when I think of these things. I'll play my Elemental Hero Wildheart. Oh, god. And he had fusion recovery. And now I'll play my Miracle Fusion. Oh, brother. This guy's fusing heroes. Vanished my Sparkman and my Wildheart, so you don't have to worry about him anymore. Oh, my gosh. To call forth my Elemental Hero Gaia. Who is Gaia? I've never even seen this guy. And now I'll attack with my Gaia, your face down. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, man, not O'Jama. It's O'Jama Green, dude. And I'll attack you directly. What's 3,000 life points, you know? That leaves me with 2,000. And I want you guys to know, Dado did approach me with the idea to do 4,000 life points. This duel would have been over. Hey, bro, I've never been shy of a homie. I don't need a homie drop. You say that, bro. Why do you have so much confidence? Like I'm not about to cook you. You better play a lava golem or something. Oh, my god, dude. Why did Chaz's brothers buy these cards, man? Wait, wait, no. God damn it. God damn it, Chaz. Why did you build this deck like this? Don't tell me we're just disconnecting. Waiting for response. I can still buy another China. This man lagged out. At the end. No! What is it me? Oh, it might be me. Somebody disconnected me, bro. It's probably me. Hello? Oh, my god. I can't hear a dollar right now. This man lagged out. I bet it was this cat. No, this can't be happening. Oh, hey. Oh, it wasn't real. It was a dream, Dion. You'll never believe it. I had a dream that I lost to you in a duel. This very same duel actually. Dang, that dream. There's a few videos that were dreams, I guess, on your channel. What are you talking about? All right. So what actually happened was, I ain't got a lot of my internet out for a day, so we back. It went out right as coincidentally right before he got bought. But anyway. Well, it went out right when my dream ended, bro, because that was all it was. Just a dream. A nightmare, even. I'll just simply throw down a face down and end my turn. What a whactor. I knew yesterday's duel was a dream. Ooh. Hold on. I might have to hit you with this. Watch this. I'm going to pay exactly 800 of my life points to excavate the top four cards of my deck. Then I'll be able to special summon all the level three normal monsters. Yes. No. Okay. Damn. Damn. Where? Well, I only got the one. I only got the one. That's all you needed. Why did you put it in defense? Because he's not sticking around for long. You know what I'm saying? Let's go. I normal summon arm dragon level five. That's actually really good. Just imagining Jaden be like, that was actually a spectacular play. Wow. What does he do? I don't know. I'm not really reading to be honest. Like summon skull, man. There's one tribute for 2400. I know. Pretty good, right? He's just sitting there. I like it, man. Anyway, I'm getting three new cards. Hopefully I'm drawn into, damn, I didn't draw into what I want. Why arm dragon look like that? Click his card? Why are you looking at like a bulldog? He's just doing what he's doing. Ah. Dead. Oh my God. You're going to be a visceral hit to the life point. Why did I get rid of that other? I was only supposed to magical mallet two of my cards and I did all three by accident. Well, I really wish you didn't disconnect in that first duel because gosh, okay. Yeah. You're moving. Yo, move. Dion, I see you don't have any monsters, bro. Here. Allow me to help you. Wait, what? Can I be tributed? And each time it's destroyed, take 300. Oh, you're going to burn me. No, I'm not. These ugly, these mucinex fucking commercial creatures, bro. It's not even like that, man. It's all that. All that it really is, Dion, is I just need a monster to destroy by battle. You know what I'm saying? All I need is a monster destroyed by battle because, bro. I'm leveling up from arm dragon level five to arm dragon level seven. Jazz it up. Jazz it up. How am I going to get past this? I draw. What do you mean they can't be tributed for a tribute or something? Well, bro, if you could use them for your advantage, that would sun for me. Oh my God. Jazz it up. Jazz it up. Oh, man. Has there ever been a moment where Jaden was just like, hey, I'm drawing shit today, though? He said, damn, I'm breaking. Nice move. Unfortunately for you, you're dealing with Jazz Princeton. I'm going from arm dragon level seven to arm dragon level 10 by tributing arm dragon level seven. What the fuck? Arm dragon level 10 allows me to discard one card from my hand to destroy all of yours. That's 300 for each token. Damn, that didn't even. I don't think that did the right amount of damage. No, it did 600. Okay. Hey, attention, bro. He's telling the accurate truth. Damn, I think you barely lived this. You know what? I mean, this is a real Jaden moment for you, bro. Oh, my God. What, dude? I'm going to give you one chance to survive against arm dragon level 10, bro. You got another turn, bro? I got a draw. This deck is 70% spell, bro. Jazz, all I need is a chance. I draw. I literally lose if you play anything good. So this is game over for me. Damn, who would have thought arm dragon level 10 would actually happen? Yeah, no crazy. Today is my day, bro. Yesterday was your day. Oh, my God. Is Jaden ever looked at his head and said that? This ain't even fair for real. How am I supposed to beat the fuck, bro? He's got an avian in his hand. I'll throw down the face down. And I'll throw down the face down. Another pathetic attempt to escape your defeat. Jazz, it up. Jazz, it up. Arm dragon, get him. That was it. All right, on to the next one. I activate my Necro Gardener. What? Oh, my God. I can protect myself. He's dueling. He's dueling. Oh, I'm not, bro. I'm surviving. I'm not thriving. I draw. He's surviving in the face of arm dragon level 10, bro. This might be able to help. I'll play my reinforcement of the army. Oh, brother. He's searching the deck for any specific warrior, which is basically this man's entire deck. Yes. I'm just trying to envision what your hand could possibly be, man. It's awful. All right, I'll go ahead and grab this. Wait, you took all that time you have Prisma in your deck? The one that can become any elemental hero? I'll play my elemental hero, Prisma. This man decided I want all of them. Just give me Prisma. I'll activate elemental hero, Prisma's effect by revealing one of my fusion monsters I can. Well, let me just make sure I read that right before I explain what it does. I can send one of the fusion materials specifically listed on that card to the graveyard. You can become any elemental hero. It's time for me to turn this duel around. What's going with you? I'm just slowly gaining confidence. Oh, my God. Slowly but surely. I gave this man a protagonist amount of life points to come back with. I know. I know. I know. I'll go ahead and activate my elemental hero. I'll throw my Sparkman away. Whoa, he became Sparkman. And I truly have messed up, I guess. Why? Why can't I activate this card? What are you talking about, man? All you had to do was become the fusion matter that you wanted to be. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I see where I messed up now. I see where I messed up. Okay. Did you mean to make him blade edge? I needed to make this fella into a Nios in order to use the fusion card that I have. Yeah, that sounds like a classic mistake. Yeah, anyway, I don't like this guy. I'm going to get my licks in. Almost had a protagonist come back. Not my V-Tiger jet. My brother's paid good money for the card. I'll activate our righteous justice. Oh, brother. And just destroy my card for no reason because I'm getting cooked. How righteous of him. All right, well, Armdragon's going to go ahead and end his duel then, if you don't mind. I mean, you have to, bro. Unless you really want to, bro. I have to, bro. We're all to the next one. Damn, if I were to turn him into a Nios, I could have done something. You know what? Did I go first or second that duel? You went second last time, and I got cooked for it. I'm going first again, bro. Give me some more of that. Oh. Hey, have you let me go second again? Well, I need to prove that I can win going first. I don't know if Jaden could even win going first, bro. What's this? Duel number two. It's still time to chazz it. Oh, you hate to see a hand like this. You hate to see a hand like this. Are you a good man? No, man. No, I am not, man. Well, that's tough. I'll play one face down. I'm going to throw it out of pen. Are you like mentally all right, Chaz? No, I'm really not. And I'll play another face down. I'll throw it out of place down. This man gave no emotional support. And I'll end my turn. He's good. He knows every aspect of going first. I draw. I always say that when I get that card, but it's honestly not even that good. Well, since you decided to leave yourself wide open, I'm going to play Mass Dragon and Attack Move. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Pretty expensive card. My brother bought it for me. Give me that $1,400. Not bad, Chaz. I'll draw a card. I'll play my Neospatian Air Hummingbird. Oh, brother. He's going to juice me for my hand. He's getting back to the image I did. Honey suck. Wait, why can't I play this card though? Oh, brother, this may carry. No, no. It allowed me to play it before, but after I used my Air Hummingbird, it didn't allow. Oh, I have to control no monster. OK. Shut up. That's the noise he makes. Look at him. Have you ever admired the art of Neospatian Air Hummingbird before? Can't say. Actually, yes. I spent I played Neospatian deck, bro. He's magnificent. Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and get my licks in now. Are you just going to get beat down this duel, bro? Like a generic ex-head cannon. What is your archetype, bro? What is my archetype? So what card did you want to play that required you to have no monsters? I guess you'll find out. Um, no, no, I really won't. Oh, John LaTria to summon three untributable Ajama tokens. I really wish you didn't do that. Hey, bro, it looks like you're playing Neojamas today. Nah, that'd be stupid. I was going to crash all of them into your 1400, but that would have stacked up quick with the 300 plus. I think that would have been very funny. Then I'll follow up with wide dragon head. Oh, brother. Oh, wait. This guy can actually work with your ex-head. I know. Crazy, right? Actually, I'm going to just merge him, bro. I'm not even going to do it like that. Oh, brother. I'm just, I'm just going to merge him for now, bro. For now, for now, for now, for now. I'm going to leave one of these dorks on my field. I'm going to leave at least one on your field now. I wanted you to get rid of all of them. Look at these Ajama trios, dude. The burn damage. Chest it up, chest it up. Hey, where are you going, bro? Hey, what you trying to do for real? I'll attack with my Ajama token. I'll go to main phase two, and I'll activate a hero lives. Oh my god, he's risking half his life points for a hero lives. I can special summon any hero from my deck. You really got tired of waiting around, man. Yeah, I'm sick of this shit, man. And I'll call forth my elemental hero Prisma. Oh god, Prisma, the return of Prisma. And now I'll activate my all righteous justice. Oh, don't be doing this. It was called in the haunted. Called by the grave. Oh, I'm glad I got rid of that. It was called in the haunted. I was going to bring wide dragon head back if you hit him. Can I ever just draw basic polymerization ever? God. Yeah, Jaden never said that, bro. Jaden didn't have that issue. God. Oh wait, and it sends it to the graveyard, right? From your deck to the graveyard. All right, well, in that case, I'll select my dark bright and send my neckro shade away. Oh my god. Which will then allow me to normal summon without tributing my elemental hero, Ness. Wow. What a combo. And I've already had my bad phase. I was going to say, bro, you went to phase two for this. And I'll end my turn. An excellent move. Too bad my brothers have bought the best of cards. I'll activate the spell card lightning vortex. There's no goddamn way you have that card. And by discarding arm dragon level 10, I can destroy all your face ups. That is crazy. And now X-headed Y dragon head will go ahead and attack. You got to do to stop this. Hero blast. Oh, brother. It just brings it to my hand. It's so, oh wait. And I get to destroy your monster. Go away. Oh, never mind. Well, you got one of them. I should have gotten rid of the equip spell actually in the past. They're like a little team, bro. Bro, run this back. Except I'm done going first. Whoa, whoa. You don't get to choose that, man. You don't get to choose. Bro, I've won every coin toss. It's not going to change. Chess it up. I'll notice how to one duel you was getting cooked, bro. His connection just like, whoa, I don't feel so good face ass. Bro, it didn't feel good the entire day. But now that I'm back, I told you that was a dream, bro. Oh, you made me go first. You're a child. Yeah, I did. But only because you really wanted to go first. Finally. I'll play e-emergency call. Well, I can actually play the game this time. God damn. God damn. I'm going to lose this one for real. This is not a good head. A magical mallet help. But fucking hope, please. How do you magical mallet to help me, bro? I'll go ahead and grab. My elemental hero, Prisma. I've seen a lot of this guy today. Yeah, a lot of them. I'll play my elemental hero, Prisma. And activate his effect. He's just whoever you need him to be, man. He's Mr. Worldwide. Truly. It meant a world wide. And I'll select this and throw my elemental hero, Nios, to the graveyard. Oh, he's become Nios. Then I'll activate my O-oversoul. Oh, brother. And grab my elemental hero, Nios. Okay, you're only using Prisma to find ways to get Nios out of the graveyard. This man just cheating Nios out for real. Hey, bro. I just got to do what I got to do for real, for real. I see. What does my deck have to get out of this situation other than Lightning Vortex? God, I hope my brother's bought some expensive cards, bro. And I think it would actually be smartest for me to just end my turn here. Because if I fuse a monster, you might just cook it next turn. So let's see what you do. Your fears are appreciated, but unwarranted. Oh, bro, you played a Lightning Vortex last time. I don't want to. And you have a card that blows up my whole field. Yeah, but I don't got Lightning Vortex right now, bro. That's a very expensive card, man. Prisma's a powerful man. Prisma can just do it once per turn. Prisma's that guy, bro. All right, let me see what I can do here. I might be able to do something pretty cool. Don't do this. It's a Chas video. Oh, I guess it's technically a Chas and Jaden video, but this is a Chas video. I'll activate my elemental hero Prisma's effect. What are you going to do now? You already cheated Nios out. And I'm going to throw away my Flare Scarab. Wow, no wonder this deck sucks, bro. You actually have the Niospatians and elemental heroes combined. And now I'll play my King of the Swamp in attack mode. Oh, he has two. And then I'll play my Fusion Substitute. Oh, brother. How many Fusion Substitute materials do you have? He didn't really make anything here. Well, I thought I must have messed up because King of the Swamp was supposed to be my fake grandma because it's supposed to be any material, but it's just not letting me summon what I thought I'd be able to summon here. Aren't you supposed to just contact Fuse the Niospatians? Bro, what do you think I have that? Do you not? You flipped up a Niospatian monster like element? Oh, wait, this is not a Niospatian. Never mind. That's what I'm going to say. Must be special summoned by shuffling the above cards you control into your deck. You do not use palmarization. Yeah, anyway. Big whoop. Want to fight about it. I'll treat me both of these and I'll summon my elemental hero, the Shining. Oh, brother, the Shining. Not that the Niospatian Fusions are good. They would lead me, bro. Well, this King of the Swamp is really useless because I didn't get to do what I thought I was going to be able to do, but nevertheless, I'll attack. Ow. My Mass Dragon's effect will activate in the graveyard, allowing me to special summon a dragon. I'll bring forth. Mass Dragon. Fucking p10 the dark clown. All right, I'll end my turn. Draw. I was trying to bring out elemental hero, Magma Nios. Yeah, I think that one. You have to contact to use that guy. Oh, yeah, I didn't read that part. All right. Anyway, I'll go ahead and do you a favor. Get rid of King of the Swamp for you. Get rid of him. Get him off my field. 900 damage. I'll just get some damage in. Some damage, huh? You have something. You have those stupid old drama tokens or something. No, I don't. I only have one of those cards. How many cards can I possibly get? You got something that you could buy, bro. Mass Dragon will allow me to bring forth Arm Dragon Level 3. You should have had more monsters on your side of the field. Well, if I didn't get 90% spells in this deck, I might have. And then my turn will change, thus triggering my... Well, first my draw phase. Draw. Nice. And then my standby phase, allowing me to evolve my Arm Dragon Level 3 into an Arm Dragon Level 5. Unfortunately, I can only evolve this guy if I beat a monster by battle. So I'll have to make my own monsters with the Ojama Trio Trap Card. Wow. You always have it. Did it really only give you one? Yeah. You just always have it. Anyway, I'm just going to beat down a little token. That's going to be the monster I destroy. And then during the end phase, because I destroyed a monster, I'm going to get to level up Arm Dragon Level 5 to Arm Dragon Level 7. How much attack points this guy got? Yeah, we clear Shining. We like that. I'm different. This is trash. This is trash. This is just trash. Bro, I've been doing jazz it up. If you watch this part of the video, make sure to comment jazz it up. Actually, no, everybody come one guy comment jazz next guy it next guy up. Keep that. Keep the train going. I hate you all. Okay, I'll go into battle. And honestly, you destroy this guy. No. Jamer, John, you guessed correctly, bro. I'm about to get cooked. I need to draw a powerful monster so I can send it to the graveyard and destroy everything. If I magical mallet into Arm Dragon Level 10, you deserve to lose this duel, man. What do you mean? You're about to pick up four cards. There's a good chance you do. Don't try to pick up the exact same card. I hope I don't. Arm Dragon Level 10, come to me. I'm different. Jazz it up. Jazz it up. Bro, just destroy me by battle like a man, bro. Bro, I'm going to destroy you by card effect. Please destroy me by battle. By throwing away your Java yellow, I'll destroy all the cards in your field. So bad, bro. Bro, I just want to talk to the devs who put this deck together. This is horrible. Yo, I really be dueling for real. Jazz's brothers were onto something buying these off the eBay market, bro. I'll activate my Fusion Substitutes graveyard effect. Oh, brother, it has a graveyard effect? Oh, he brought it back to his extra deck. And that allows me to draw a card and the card that I drew was the Warrior Returning Alive. Oh, Prisma. I can't get rid of this guy. He just don't do nothing for me. I'll grab my elemental hero, Prisma. Prisma's back. God, this guy's the star of the show, bro. Shout out to Riz Marie. Yes, so, man. I'll go ahead and I'll throw down a face down. I'll end my turn. He didn't want to play that card face up because I would have demolished it. Yeah, I guess you would have. Bro, just take it easy, man. Just take it easy, man. How much defense did Prisma have? 1,100? You didn't just play him face down, did you? Why Dragon Head? Find out what that card is, bro. Yeah. Arm Dragon Level 10. I'll activate Hero Signal. Truly, I wish you would have destroyed it with your arm. Arm Dragon Level 10. Yeah, yeah. Clay McClay, man. He was supposed to... He wasn't supposed to go this way. Arm Dragon Level 10 can easily get that one out. Yes, it can easily get rid of anything. And then I'll go for game with Call of the Haunted. Bro. I'll bring back Arm Dragon Level 5. It gave me such a shit deck. This all changes today. Right now, right now. Right now, right now. Damn, I lost the coin toss. Fuck you, go first. So far, the only consistent thing between all these duels is whoever goes second wins. So far, the one consistent thing is that Arm Dragon is just my guy, bro. I'm different. I am no longer different. Yeah, go ahead. Shut up. Yeah, nice play. I ain't killing it. Wait, shut up, man. It's all I got. It's all I got, man. It's all I got for real, bro. I'll draw. This is a very different side of Chaz's deck, man. I'll play my elemental hero, Spark Man. Oh, brother. He's back. Time to battle. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. In fact, time to battle. Oh, no. He's found my O'Jama Black. Why'd they make that guy so fucking ugly? They're all pretty ugly, bro. I'll throw down a face down and I'll end my turn. This is awful, man. This is awful. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to my fucking world. It doesn't feel so good. It doesn't feel so good going first. You don't know what my world is like, bro. Bro, you don't know what it's like to do with these cards, man. Oh, bro, I know. I'll activate my Polymerization. You know what? It's only right that I bring out the card that actually, like, no gimmicks. Like, it just literally needs these two materials. I'll throw away my elemental hero, Necro Shade, and my Spark Man to bring out elemental hero, Dark Bright. Oh, my God. He actually made something. Piercing damage. Uh-huh. Can't do that one. Can't do that one. Nope. Can't do that one. I'll discard one card and activate Rygeki Break to destroy your monster. I'll activate Diffusion. Oh, brother. This guy's actually Jada with the ship, bro. I dodged your effect. Damn. This guy's actually Jada with the ship, bro. What is this? Diffusion. And I'll special summon my elemental hero, Spark Man and my elemental hero, Necro Shade. I am to say my duel for real. But I did throw away Oja Magic, which will allow me to add one of every Ojama from my deck to my hand. Not bad, Chas. I know. I know. Time to battle. Elevator hero, Necro Shade. Destroy this thing. Hey. And Spark Man, attack Chas directly. I'm not going to let you summon any more monsters. Ojama Trio. Your field is completely loaded with garbage, just like my hand. Not on my watch, because if you have to summon three, I'll activate the Fluid of the Summoning Caribo. Don't do this, brother. Don't do this. Don't do this. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Please, bro. Please. Please, bro. I'll special summon my Wing Caribo in defense mode. Please don't do this, bro. And now you can't use your trap. No, this guy, I actually Jaded with this Shade, bro. I Wing Caribo Clutch. I can't believe this for real. This guy actually making Jaded moves, bro. What is this? I need like multiple draws to help me now. Time to battle. Elevator hero, Spark Man, attack. Beat this man's ass. A job for yellow. Yeah, I know you have the world Ojamas in your hand. I saw you pick them all up. Yeah, I do. What I wouldn't give for a magical mallet right now. Dude, oh, brother. This ain't the move, man. This ain't the move. Yeah, that feels so good, bitch. Shut up, bitch. Bro, I'm trying my best over here, bro. Yeah, it don't feel so good going first, does it? My brother spotted these cards. Time to battle. Just beat your ass. Bro, say it to my 1600 defense. Yeah. Oh, brother. Yeah, I'm there for now. Yeah, you ain't laughing no more. Yeah, I got more time. Now you win, Carrivo. Somebody look at that. Yeah. OK, this is part of my win condition. Win condition. Yeah, I said win condition, man. Why might level five have 1600 attack? Let's talk about it. Smirk at me like I'm not about to destroy whatever's faith down over there. I have a card I could play, bro. I just want you to know it's just not my best interest to do yet. I'll attack your face down. Yeah, there's a reason it's not in your best interest, too, because you're scared. Yeah, you're scared of chess, bro. You're scared of chess, bro. You're scared of chess. By the time you make your play, it'll have already been too late. I'm like that. I'm different for real. That stupid dragon that special summons a dragon? I'm different for real. I'll activate my age-heated heart. What is age-heated heart? He gained 500 attack. Was this the card? No. This one doesn't have a lot of consequences. And I'll attack your wide dragon head. Oh, piercing. All right, well. And I'll get rid of your face down. Luckily, I was able to buy just enough time, but even then, you say you have a counterflare, bro. What is this counterflare, bro? It doesn't matter. I've been setting up this the entire time, Dion. Oh, it's only getting better. I'll activate the spell card. Try White. I did not say that correctly. The Elmer Futter is in the building. Try White, bro. Allowing me to bring back all three of my Ojamas. Of course, they'll all be in defense position. Yes, yes. Thank you very much. Ojama Yellow, Ojama Green, and Ojama Black. Oh, I'm not so much buying time. As I am wiping your entire field off the board. Once I control all Ojamas, your entire field means nothing. All right, well, I don't take any battle damage. Yeah, no, you don't. And that'll end my turn. The own jump, bro. Chas, it up. All right, well, I guess now's as good a time as ever to use this card. Yeah, this is what I was worried about for real, because I knew you would have something like this. I'll start with my Oversoul. Oh, no, Nels. And I'll pick up my Sparkman. I don't have a Nels in the graveyard. Oh, brother. It's a special summoning. I don't know if you really appreciate how much 1600 is to get over, man. I'll throw down a face down and go to battle phase. I don't like the way yellow. I think I hate yellow the most. Yellow ugly as fuck. Oh, my God. And I'll end my turn. I don't think you understand how complex this duel has been. Man, Sullivan, ruby excuse. I'm just beating your ass. He really is just that way. My God. What, bro? Nothing, man. It's just nothing, man. All you need to do is draw your arm dragon level five and then tribute one of these guys, because you've had fodder out here a lot. Yeah, I've had a lot of fodder. So what's good with you? What's good with me is that it's just not my day, bro. It's just not really my day in the sun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't feel so good going insane. I mean, first. Bro, I will beat your ass, bro, first or second. Let's see. You haven't seen it in my dueling skills, bro. I've dueled my way out of a pinch once or twice in this very duel. Time for battle. You're making a mistake. 1800 defense. Ever heard of it? What the fuck? I'll end my turn. You better end your turn, bro. Just as I feared. All right, well, I ain't gonna lie. I'm going to beat your ass now. You're going to crash your fucking child? Yeah, I'm going to crash. What are you going to do? Stop me? I can't stop you. But I will activate my hero signal. There's no way a hero signal is only there when I make a bad decision. That is the only time you're- And I'll bring up my elemental hero Prisma. Oh, brother. Let me try to duel my way out of a paper bag. I can't get out of this. I'll activate my elemental hero Prisma's effect. Oh, Mike. What a duel. What a finale duel this has been. Yeah, now it's a real duel. The other ones, them didn't count. But you're going to hurt your feelings when I come back to Windows. Yeah, we're going to see. See, we're going to see for real, for real, because I'm about to beat your ass. I'll go ahead and throw away my elemental hero Nels. Nios is gone. Is Nios just coming back like he has every other time you've done this? Surely not. And because I'm named elemental hero Nios, I'll play Wrath of Nels. What? Bro, you just own job and be back. And then I'll play my elemental hero Wildheart. Oh, bro. Followed by my knowledge. Wow, wow. I just got really chained with this app, bro. Damn. I'll banish my elemental hero Nels and my elemental hero Sparkman. Oh, my God. He doesn't even have to get rid of Wildheart. Took off fourth elemental hero, The Shining. And I'll play my second Miracle Fusion. And I'll banish my Necro Shade. Took off fourth. My elemental hero Gaia. And it's starting to look pretty familiar. Dude, this ain't even fair, bro. Beat your ass. Gaia attack. Elemental hero Shining. Finish him off. Wait, wait. This man had two Miracle Fusions. They should restrict that. Yeah, finally. Well, I get nothing but spells in this deck, so I'm glad they finally were able to see Light of Day. And this Lightmare, bro. Living a nightmare. I'm just here to not get cooked by Slyfer. Like, I'm changing my destiny. I'm exclusively here to cook you with Slyfer, so let's run this door away. We'll see, bro. You have no Slyfer gimmicks. You're literally going to have to hope to get three monsters out there. I know. Oh, yeah. As usual, we didn't read these decks before making them. Not that I don't think that's going to be a big issue for us. These are original duel monsters, after all. As you can see by my hand. God, I knew this was going to be a brick. I'll play a monster face down and end my turn. Look at us. Classic Yu-Gi-Oh, no extra decks. Who even cares about that? I know. Who are we, bro? Who are we? Anyway, I know. Wait, wait. Am I an idiot? Or am I a genius? In a way, you turned one Slyfer, bro. In a way, your defense is that high. I'm not even going to try to overthink this. I'm going to play Beta the Magnet Warrior. Not against my gross ghost of the Fled Dreams. 1800, bro. I'm going to be working for the rest of my life trying to get this guy out of here. Why are you laughing? I'll play another monster face down. Yeah, it's so annoying. I don't know why you laugh. It's because you ain't even going to win like that. You might get Slyfer just because a lot of my gimmick is a face down. Just baiting? Hey, ain't no way that this is also a card that is face down, bro. Almost good enough. But my headless knight's armor's clad. Clad? Bro. We're only a couple turns away from me being able to summon Slyfer if I draw him. Yeah, I'll let you know that I don't have it. I'll play one card face down and end my turn. Come on. Come on, heart of the card. Slyfer. Damn. Still very, very good. You need another monster anyway. Yeah, but here's the thing, fellas. You seem to have forgotten one of the best cards in OGU. I'll activate Brain Control. I'll be taking your gross ghost. Okay. And tribute summoning my summoned skull. It's game over. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm sorry, brother. You thought this duel was going to go on longer than three turns? You thought wrong. Oh, nay. Who's this little cat? A cat of ill. My cat of ill, Omen. Bro is up to some dastardly schemes, bro. I'll grab this. Destiny board. Oh, you're going to try to start initiating my destiny, huh? What could it be? I draw. I'll set a monster face down. Yeah, that's not a monster, but all right. He's trying to lie to me. I'll set a monster face down. Okay, that one is a monster. In aim, my turn. That one is a monster. I'll draw. Looks like I'll be setting one down as well. I'll activate Soul Exchange. Oh, no, bro. You can't attack. Why can't I attack? It's Soul Exchange, bro. Read it. No battle phase. Damn, I didn't read that. But go off, G. Hey, you're really getting all these magicians out here, though. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I'll activate Destiny board. Okay. During your end phase, I can summon a letter. Yeah. I will play the eye. Will this duel end in three turns? Do you win these? I don't know if you win these. God, I had to spend so much time, bro. I'll set a monster face down. Oh, brother, with these monsters face down. And I'll banish three fiends from my graveyard to call forth Dark Necrofear. What's good? Nothing, bro. You've got a trap over there. I do. And I'll attack your Dark Magician Girl. Not if I activate Shadow Spell. Which I had to put in this deck because Spellbinding Circle isn't in the game. For some reason. But we discussed this. For some reason it is not. He's not lying. That, you know what? For, oh, Celtic. I don't know why I said it. But you know what? He's getting played anyway. Celtic Guardian. I'm going to go ahead and start hitting you now. Ah! Damn, bro. You've got all your special summons. You have no special summon monster. I've not special summoned anything. Yo, hit this guy. Yeah. You are a fool. How am I a fool, bro? How do I lose this duel? You must have forgotten my Dark Necrofear's effect. Now your summon skull is mine. Oh, I did not know that. And I add another letter. Okay. So this duel like really turned around on me now. Summon skull. Attack Dark Magician Girl. You better pull that sliver right now, bro. You've forgotten about my ultimate card. All play. Exile of the Wicked. It destroys all fiend monsters on the field. Oh, brother. What in the cannon? What in the... And now just in case this monster has more... No! Bro, quit your yapping because it's not even over yet, bro. It's over! All Novel Summon Dark Magician. Not him. But it is him. Damn it. You got a card that just specifically kills fiends. There's only one. Funna fina fina fina. What do you fina do, bro? Get cooked, I guess. Oh my God. Hey, you almost had me, didn't you? You almost had me with your evil trick. You're so lucky this deck is correct. I have another Dark Necrofear in my hand, but I got a banished fiends. But of course this idiot has beast monsters and spellcasters as well. I'm one fiend away from bringing out another Dark Necrofear. Looks like this duel is over. Draw. I'll play the monster card Silver Fang. Just give me one more turn, bro. Sadly, I cannot do that. Yes, you can. Just give me one more turn, bro. Homie drop. I can't do it. Homie drop, bro. Look, my next card is just this. It don't matter what your next card is. No, the destiny board doesn't have it. I won't activate it. Oh, I don't know. I don't think Bacurum begged for his life like that. I promise. Please, you fool. I'm playing different this time. I'm going to play this way better. I know what my deck does now. I'm going to be sure. Yeah, I was annoying is what it is. You know what they say. Fools only gets lucky once. I'll set a monster face down. The thing is, I can't afford to play slow like this, man. If I'm not constantly placing monsters down, I'm losing it. Bro, that better not be destiny board, bro. Oh, I guess you're opening up a fire. I'll say it is that better not be destiny board, bro. I'll also set a monster face down, huh? That have to be ultra aggressive. I'll set a card. Yeah, I'm saying like, this is something I'm doing, but I don't have the luxury to do. I'll set another monster face down. I'm going to set a face down card as well. And you know what? I'm going to start doing impossible. I'm going to start doing some light scouting work, some light scouting work. There we go. A cat of ill omen. Oh, brother. This guy, I forgot, like, you don't even have to get lucky to draw that card. You just have to get the cat of ill omen. I'll set a card face down. I'll set a monster face down. I start to get to be too, but I don't have any choices. Man, I don't have any choices, man. I'm just going to have to swing. I'll activate my destiny board. It does nothing right now. It does nothing right now. I've got time. Fool. Damn it. Go ahead. Damn. I'll go ahead and grab. I can grab really anything I want in the world. Yeah, truthfully, yeah. Sangam rogues really well on that deck. I'll go for the mill option. Another sangam. How do you even win this duel? Like, Loki, what does Slifer even do against your deck? It's honestly not even that derivative of God cards. It's not, because by the time you get them out, your resources are depleted. By the time I get it out, bro, it's final. It's over. It's Feneet. I'll set a monster. I guess as long as I don't get dark necro here, I'm not in too big a trouble. How am I running this card, Yu-Gi? Explain the thought process to me. Anyway, I'll tribute summon... Bro. Bring out your summon skull, bro. I am. I am bringing out my summon skull. Don't be fun to me. I'm going to hit this with this. You better hurry, bro. You better hurry. I'm running out of time. You're almost Feneet though, bro. Another sangam. You saw me. I milled out with the other sangam. Oh, you got another, so I didn't even see that. Bro, I was paying attention. I just assumed that literally you could get anything so you would grab anything. But now I'm going to look, bro. What's sangam grabbing? Earthbound Spirit. Damn, that's a lot of defense. I mean, it's whatever to me. Like, another letter. You don't want to see what happens when all the letters are played. I don't, because it's going to... I'm dead. I will be dead. I'll activate my Nightmare Steel Cage. Oh, brother. This shouldn't be legal. And I'll set a monster face down. I just assumed you wouldn't be able to do this for real. I was like, I hope he doesn't have Nightmare Steel Cage. But this does, uh... I don't know. It'll prevent me from... I can't play letters, yeah. All right. Well, then you force my hand. I'll tribute Gamma, the Magnet Warrior, to summon Dark Magician Girl. And then I'll activate Sage's Stone. When there's an apprentice, there must always be a master. Eeeeeeooo! Dark Magician. See, I would have beat your ass for real. Yeah, you would have, bro. I would be scared, bro. If you didn't play that Cage. Nah, you can't even use that. Yeah, it's staying as thin. All right, bro. Get ready, because you are getting hit right here, bro. I'll set one card. And then I'll flip up my Silver Fang. First, I got to get rid of this 2000 defense card. I will negate your attack! What? Enforce your Silver Fang to attack instead! Okay, like, that was really ignorant of you. Wow. Honestly, my life points even to issue, bro. I got to know what's under here, bro. It was just a cat of ill omen. That's actually horrible. I put that on top. Yeah, I was like, why'd you do that? Why'd you take all of this? In my head, I was going to mill it out, but... This card is useless. And of course, this is in my hand, so that was horrible for me. I know! He's almost at vital! Oh, but it rearranged my deck. Oh, that's a card. In end, my turn. Oh, I almost lost the duel. You're going to play Slyphyr. No, I almost lost the duel. That's crazy. All right, I'll bring forth yet another Dark Magician. Oh, no! You have two? What? Attack! What are you thinking? What do you mean, what am I thinking, bro? What are you just like, what's the delay? I mean, Gigi, you got close. I know. I should have done this the other way. I didn't know you had that for real. I know. I should have done this the other way, but I wasn't thinking, bro. I wasn't thinking I should have given you Silver Fox. Oh, dang. That's actually... That was almost really bad, bro. I know. It was almost really bad, bro. Damn! No, he was one away! He was one away! Destiny bought! Bro, I almost had you, bro. I just should have... Final! No animation on that one, still. Yeah, that's whack! Come on! Come on, Master Duel. Lost due to Destiny board's effect. Well, the room has been disbanded. Damn, that really was final. Anywho, there's a reason we do these videos in best of three unless we do more. But now, now it's really over, bro. Now it is simply over for you. I'm going to play... Wow. I'm going to play... I'm about to speed run. Celtic Guardian Attack. You ain't speed running yet. Anyway, who's spectating us, God? There's two spectators watching. Did I...? Yo, this is really anime, bro. Now people are actually watching us. We're on the blimp. We're actually on the blimp. Wait, who these people is, bro? I don't know, but... Look at their peering eyes, bro. They're gays that get to the unknown. They really like Celtic Guardian. What about watching for real? I'll set a monster and hit my turn. What did I turn spectators on? All right, whatever we got an audience. This is like Battle City for real, for real. I know, I know. That's why I'll have to do my best. I'll play Soul Exchange and delete you from the game. I'll activate my destiny board. Oh, already? Yeah, we're putting on a show for these folks. Oh my God, this really is the blimp. Nah, it ain't happening, bro. I'll normal summon with your monster's tribute. Perfume it. And that'll add me... Yeah, I'll be stuttering for you. Yeah. Nah, you're fucking... Just using all those resources for a level five 1400 attack is killing me. Well, whatever, dude, it got a card in my hand. The letter I. The letter I. Oh, man. I don't have time. You're getting speed ran. I'll set a monster. What are the odds I can even get over that? Slim to none. Oh, no. There's a reason my best friend gave me this card. Thank you, Joey. I knew Red Eye's Black Dragon would come in handy this tour. Oh my God. I got to put on a show for the good people watching on the blimp. Oh, brother, it's sand game. I'm just milling out my deck. I'll add Vizades. Isn't that card, like, attached to me and destroying me? Yes, but he has to stay in attack mode. The letter I. I know this board is crazy. If only you could read what FST. Or Dark Magic Attack with your Dark Magician. I don't have that card. I know. I said, like, or if you have that... No. I'll play Vizades. Like, what was he thinking, bro? And I'll attach to your Red Eyes. And in the event that you want to attack me and do damage, I'll play One Day of Peace. We draw a card and I take no damage next turn. Don't be scared. Attack me. I'm going to dead-ass hit you. This does nothing. It allows me to get my anger out. It allows me to get my anger out, bro. The letter A. Defense mode. Where are you running? You're lucky I won a toy with you, bro. What do you mean, bro? I'm hitting my turn. If it gives me the choice, bro, I'm not going to slap that hell. I'm not going to slap that hell down, bro. I ain't getting my... God guard for you. Tough. Hey, don't matter, though. I'm going to beat your ass while I'm here, though. Vera really thought he was about to win a tournament with this shit. How do you kill this guy? He blows himself up. After he's attached, he can't get destroyed unless your monster leaves. Oh, right. I'm dying. I forgot. All right. If it gives me the choice, it didn't give me the choice. Sorry. I can't win. He won the first time somehow. Bro, because I was racing, bro, I was speed running. So we didn't really see Sly for this video, but to be honest, I don't think he would help. Oh, are we not doing another one? Do you want to do one more? Hey, bro. I'll beat your ass in one more row. Yeah, come on, bro. I kind of want to see Sly for two just to see if he doesn't. That's because I don't think he will. All I need is a few turns of no final. Oh, or I could use this card. Oh, I'm glad we did one more. No wonder the Pharaoh was able to win this duel so easily. So easily. Yes, bro, because I'm about to win this duel. Do you have the card in your hand? I know. Or do I? I think you do. I'm going to banish one random card from your hand. Got it. That's one turn gone. My light, damn. Damn, I missed. Damn, I really missed. I'm going to just throw a dart at my hand and hope. I mean, I've set him in defense, but he's not really staying in defense. You know what I'm saying? Almost good enough. God damn it. How did the Pharaoh win any duels ever? I know. He must have been fucking gobbled like at the game in order to win. All right. What you got faced down, bro? Oh, nothing. Oh, you did get it. Of the good seven trolls of the bandits, you're not dealing with the average duelist. You're dealing with the Pharaoh. Impossible. Looks like I'm going to be winning this duel after all. What card did I banish? Perhaps a dark necrophere. I'll set a monster and end my turn. It's actually really bad, because I can still draw those continuous spells, like all those letters that I've set from my deck with that card. Yeah, I can draw those, and they're just dead draws. I can't play them without it. I'll summon my dark magician, but that's not all. Every baby has its magic formula. What? Magic formula. That's pretty strong. Yeah. Now he's a 3K beater, bro. I could get over a blue eyes with this magic formula. I got a book in my hand. I got a studious. Still banished. You're still on that countdown timer. That's so good. That lasts so long. I know. I know. I really should just run that in like an actual meta deck just to bother people. You can't get out of this, dude. Oh, my goodness. Finally, when the clock isn't on, all right, light for a sword. Four turns is crazy. All right, I'll set a monster. I wonder what card got banished, bro. Not the gross gold ghost. One of these days, dude. One of these days, you're going to open up, bro. You're going to open up. This is so good that I drew seven turns of a band. You may be correct. But today's not the day. I'll banish three of my beans. Oh, brother. To call forth the great one, Dark Necrofear. And I'll play a monster face down. Hey, what's good with you? What you got face down, bro? What's good? I'll play my magical hats. Oh, my God, you just got annoying cards this duel. All the pharaohs trademark annoying cards. Now tell me, will you be able to find the monster you're searching for? It's a one in three chance. What if I didn't attack your monster? Oh, I knew you would try some cheap shit like that, bro. And I'll go ahead and take your dark magician. OK. I'm going to need a God draw here. Joey. Not winning so easily, are we? Better draw that soul exchange and summon Skull, bitch. I'm working on it, man. Not so fast. Yeah, you ain't going anywhere. I'm locking him back up. Back to default attack. And you just can't attack at all. You delay the inevitable. I do, I do. I damn near delay everything I can right now. Did you draw a title? Oh, it's the other destiny board. I don't have tie. Only issue is I don't really have anything that does a lot of damage. What are you scared for, bro? My dark magician can't attack you. I ain't scared of nothing. Destiny board. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But having this dark network here in this spot is going to. I know. So if you just get rid of this dark magician for me, bro. Uh, no, no. I will flip my jowkin. The spiritualist over. Neither player can special summon monsters. One of these guys are weak, bro. I don't know which one, but one of them will you guys can smell it. God damn it. Yeah, you fool. Why would you do that? You forced my hand, bro. You forced my hand, bro. But now there's a slot open for my destiny board. I know, I know, but I didn't want to spend time. Boy, boy, you done, you done messed up, boy. I tell you. I have not, I have not made a mistake. Not if I truly believe in the heart of the card. I'll set a monster and end my turn. Please, please, please, please. No, I messed up. Are you going to save me or force for like a really dicey moment? Bro, it's all dicey, bro. It's finals on the board. I attacked with a sangam. Yeah, bro, like you were in a great spot. It wasn't that great as far. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't. I do regret it looking back. Yep. Like I can't even stop this even if I wanted to. It's a good thing I got monster reborn. But like, what's that going to do? Allow me to bring back my Dark Magician. Yeah, but like, you go and kill all three monsters and 7000 life points before I get A and L on the field. I'm going to do exactly that. Yeah, I'm going to do exactly that. I just have to play my best game. I don't be missing for real with these attacks. Damn, my pharaoh senses are going off. Oh, great. You get to stop an attack. The letter A. Oh, damn. I ain't going to lie. I was hoping I picked that trap up, but it reorganized after Destiny board. So I can't even stop the letter L. So you're going to have to like cook me or something, bro. I was going to say, you're actually lucky you didn't draw it. Now you actually win. What will you do about the second one? Finds a Jess. Oh, I'll beat the shit out of this thing, bro. Yeah, that's what you're going to have to do. All I need is my sleigh. Oh, shit. Yo, Destiny board kind of good. So you're telling me all I got to do was stall. So I got Destiny board three times in a row. I wanted to stop it, too. Yeah, I just can't do anything. I am interested to see if I could do this though. That'll work. It has to be destroyed. Oh, no, it didn't work. It didn't work. Oh, I was about to say. I was hoping, bro. I thought it'd be one of my greatest tricks, but no, it didn't. But no, it didn't. Bro, I wish I could stop this fighter thing. I wish I had a choice. How did the barrel win this door? Wait, you just did something. I can't. I have to activate dark necromancy. I am a genius. Well, now I could just beat your ass. I got two of your cars, bro. And I'm not afraid to use them. Oh my god. You are a genius. Sadly, Big Shield Gardener likes showing people his softer side. Why does he do that? That's so stupid. Well, back in the day, 2600 defense means a lot, bro. It's still pretty good today. I don't want to attack him. Look at this guy, bro. No, bro, you can't do this, bro. Bro, you can't do this. You can't take pity on me. I just, bro, I'm not taking pity on you. I feel bad for a little Big Shield Gardener. Look at him. That has a big shield, but it's due for one fucking block before he's like, oh, shit, he broke my guard, bro. I would have personally summoned Slyther. I tried to draw, bro. Bro, Slyther wouldn't even have done nothing for real. I'm just going to beat your ass. God, I can't believe I didn't draw a monster there. Like drawing a normal monster would have been the fairer thing to do, but I didn't draw a normal monster. Bro, drawing a mirror force would be the fairer thing to do. You had a mirror force. This is the situation. I need a normal monster. This is the situation mirror force would have fucking saved your life. Look at my field, bro. Oh, okay. Well, I need the life points. For what? What do you mean for what? Three, two, one. Damn. Well, that's not enough life points for real. I was going to say, I forgot about that. I know, bro. That was my big play. If I had a normal monster, boom, he blows up. I start playing. I start dueling like the fair, but now I'm out of time. And sadly, it's dueling over. Bro, why don't I run 1MST, bro? Where's my 1MST at, bro? This isn't me. This isn't pity. I just want to see what would happen. I just want to see. I don't know what you mean what would happen. There's a lot of cards in my deck I can draw right now and can't even play. Oh, I do believe in heart of the cards. So Celtic Guardian will be the last card remaining. Damn, bro. He runs three desk me boards, so you stopping one just meant nothing. Damn. But all I need is an MST for the spell cards. You can go for the spell cards. Bro, I just wanted to see Slifer one time, bro. He ain't making it, bro. And even if he did, he wouldn't have made a difference. So this is a debunked duel. We debunked this duel, bro. Yeah. Game on. Catch a game on. Come on, you bad player. Damn, sing it, bro. Anyway, I will be playing the role of Jaden in this duel and Dian you're going to be playing Zane. Finally, bro. I've been Jaden every time, but I'm Zane. You're nothing. Wait, I'm not evil yet. Yeah, you're not. No, you're just a perfectly well adjusted older brother, if not a bit rude to Cyrus. Anyway, we didn't read any of these cards before putting the deck together. We've perfectly recreated the decks from the duel. We never read. Until we actually get into the duel itself. And with that said, let's see if Zane can graduate today because I don't think it's going to go that way. I'm playing Cyber Dragons and all I know about Cyber Dragons is I should go second. So you go first. I was really hoping you would go first, man. Yeah. I hate that you're playing. Cyber Dragons are like the one. Is it actually my first time ever playing? Like I get people asking me to play Cyber Dragons. This is the first time I've ever done it. And it's in this weird format. So. Oh no, Dian, I made a huge mistake. What? Actually, actually Zane, wait. I left my extra deck at home. I got to go back to the Slyther Dorms. All right, bro. Now that I'm back from the Slyther Dorms, get ready to lose this duel. Wow, I'm going to lose this duel. I ain't even kidding for real because what is this? What do you mean, bro? What do you mean? What don't I mean, man? I'm just going to play, I'm going to send a card face down and then my turn. Throw down two face down. This is not good. I'll start by playing my, or special summoning my Cyber Dragon. Well, I played right into his hand. I was actually feeling more confident without the extra deck, man. What is this? All of a sudden, my heroes want to start acting up. And then I'll summon my Cyber Dragon Phoenix, or just Cyber Phoenix, I guess. And then I'll play my different dimension capsule. What is this? Oh no. Oh no. And I'll put my Power Bomb. Did you even watch this duel or you just, he's just making the same play Zane did. I'll play a card face down and go with the battle. Dimension capsule, dude. I'm actually going to lose anime as hell, bro. No, no, no. It can't end like this. And I'll end my turn. Come on, Jaden. It's not going to end like this. Draw. I can't wait to be, I want to be asshole Zane at some point, man. That's funny. You want to do evil Zane? Yeah. Your trash. Your trash will always be trash. I know what I'll do. I'll play Wildheart in attack mode. Yeah. If you had any trap cards, get rid of the idea of using them. Hey, come here, man. Let me go ahead and beat down Cyber Phoenix real quick. Let's see. Do I want to allow this to happen? You mean allow? You can't stop it? You can't stop it because Wildheart ain't going to let you do it, bro. All right. I will allow it. Yeah, you better. Yeah, yeah. Why are we cooking out here, bro? I'll activate my Cyber Phoenix's graveyard effect. I didn't read his effect. I just draw a card. Oh, wow. Draw one. That's pretty powerful. I'll normal summon my Cyber Dragon, dry. And activate his effect. I will five. What does that do? Are you- I guess it's gonna be better. He doesn't have a cheese. They didn't exist back then. It just has, bro. I just said yes. Really, nothing else to it. I didn't really know what it was doing. I was like, ain't no ways. Oh, man. Battle, Cyber Dragon, attack. I'll allow it. You're Wildheart is trash. Okay. You didn't have to say that. That just hurt his feelings. And you have nothing to stop me, bro. This is, this ain't looking good for you. Bro, it ain't looking good for you. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. This is bad. If he knows that this isn't good for me, he'll hold back. I'm gonna beat his ass. Looks like this duel's not over just yet. I'll play the spell card, Upstart Goblin, to let me draw one card. Oh, I need to buy more time. Hold on. Playman does nothing for you here, even if you add them. All right. You can't even kill me here. You better hope I don't draw. Or you ain't drawn anything, bro. Oh, the different dimension. Tavza, it popped. Second death, my face. But Dion, there's a difference between knowing how to use- I'll play my Proto Cyber Dragon. Oh. Now I'll play my Power Bond. He's huge and summoning. But there's a difference between knowing how to play Power Bond and how to use Power Bond. I'll throw away my Cyber Dragon. My Cyber Dragon. And... Only one of these is a real Cyber Dragon. I know Bro and Graduate like this. Peter. Oh, you had one in your hand? And I'll call for my Cyber and Dragon. Damn. Hey, good luck, bro. I'll attack with Cyber and Dragon. Not so fast. I play the trap card, Mirror Force. There's no fucking way. I knew you wouldn't be able to stop me, so I bought myself a little time. You overcommitted. You didn't really understand how to use Power Bond. Bro, you just understand how to use Mirror Force. All I needed to do is buy a little time from my Elemental Hero strategy to start working. Up next, I'm going to draw for Cititrix. You might not get another chance. Let me see what I got you. What you thinking about? Oh, no, bro. But let me do this. What are you truly thinking about? Damn. You better say damn, bro. I run Mirror Force, bro. I'm different. I just truly was not expecting him to have Mirror Force, man. All right. So far, this duel's turned around for me. Yeah, yeah, you win. I'll activate Return Soul. What? I can target up to three monsters in my graveyard. It feels like the cheapest you've ever seen, bro. Yeah, that hurt. Oh, but you take the Power Bond. Yeah, yeah, well, I thought it was over, bro. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, soon. One day, one day, one day, one day, one day. I can't, I can't, I can't play a monster because you have Cyber Dragon. I can't play a monster. You have Cyber Dragon. If I play a monster, you instantly get Cyber Dragon. I instantly lose. Well, yeah, if I had it in my hand. Oh, damn it. You idiot. I thought it returned to your head. It just returned to the deck. I'll play my Cyber Phoenix. Ah, beat your aphor. All right, this duel ain't looking too hot for me, man. I can't believe you had me. I'm still, I'm still adapted. Yeah, stay mad, bro. You ain't graduating. As long as the heart of the cards have something to say. Yes. Finally, I'll activate Reinforcement of the Army. I know what this does. Yeah, you're damn right. You know what this does. And with it, I'll bring to my hand one. Ah, I'm going to go with Elemental Hero Burstinitrix. Then I'll activate the spell card, Polymerization of Fuse, Aviot and Burstinitrix to bring forth the ultimate hero. Oh, brother is right, dude. Oh, brother is right. Dang, he gets an animation. I didn't know that either. Let's go, he looking mad clean tonight. He did look clean. I didn't know he got an animation. He's a rare, he's a rarity. And why doesn't the God cards don't even have animations? This is a privilege. Dang it. I'm losing fight. Yeah, you're going to take 1200 too. Flame Wingman's effect? Cyber Phoenix. In a way. I just draw a card. Oh. We've done this before. Well, still, I don't like you drawing cards like this, bro. The duel's almost over. Now I need hard of the cards. It's crazy how life will do that to you, huh? I'll play my Cyber Dragon Dry and activate its effect. I'm a level five now for no reason. He's grown. I'll play a card face down. I'll lend my turn. Why would you play him in attack mode when you're so easily killable? No, why would you do that? You would only do that if you could kill Flame Wingman. What are you laughing about? Maybe it's bait. It's only one way to find out. Or you could just sit there and watch. Your call and let me gather more Cyber Dragons. Gotta be bait. All right. It's gotta be bait. There's no way you would just play that card. They didn't sit back and let this happen. There's a reason I'm in obelisk blue. I'm regarded as the greatest duelist in the academy. You a whole dumbass. All right. You know what? I'm going to think you did that for a reason. I don't think you did that for real. I think you got something to scheme in. And I ain't going to fall for it. Hey, I guess we'll see you later. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. All right. Well, why would you play a card face down? Now I think you did just play him in attack mode. Now I'm going to beat your ass through. I'll summon my Sparkman in attack mode. You're cooked. You think you're the only one? Wait, what? With the Mirror Force. Ain't no way, ain't no way, ain't no way, ain't no way. Not in the Mirror Force, don't worry. But it is a rare Metal Morph. Hoosting me right above your Flame Wingman. No, Wingman. Your Flame Wingman. Hey, but what you play face down, though? Yeah, nothing. Damn, it's Flame Wingman. Hey, bro. Ain't no way you got multiple Mirror Force. This isn't my first day out here, bro. This isn't my first day out here. I'll attack with Cyber Dragon Dry. What's good, bro? You're like, what's really good, bro? Come on, bro. We ain't gonna have to be like this for real, for real. Oh, we don't even have to be like this. What you thinking? What you doing mouth for over there? What you going to get? I'm trying to think of what step I need to be in. Oh, just activated. There's nothing I can do. Battle Guard Rage. It'll increase my attack by a thousand. Yeah. What's the matter, bro? You thought it was all, you thought it was sweet when you did it with Metalmore. Yeah, you thought you were graduating off a pathetic move like that, bro? Nah. Battle Guard Rage. We out here. Well, it returned to my hand. Yeah, I know. I couldn't stop that from happening. But I mean, it is what it is. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. Yeah, we know it's the one that allows you to draw a card, brother. All right. Now it's my draw phase. Interesting stuff. I must say, Sparkman, do the damn thing. Actually, this is horrible for me. Oh, wait. You have to go to the graveyard. You have to go to the graveyard. Okay, I just read that. It's not that bad for me. I mean, we're in a stalemate, but. I was going to say, I was going to have infinite draws. I know. That's what I thought was going to happen, too. I was like, no way, bro. Permanent plus 1,000 is crazy. My Sparkman is raging, bro. Yeah, keep running for your life, dude. What else can I do? I don't know, but I hope I draw Future Fusion. Damn. Bro, Battle Guard Rage is crazy in this. Am I going to attack over that? I guess I did have a month with 8,000 attack at one point, but still. Yeah, you had a whole 8,000 beat stick, bro. God damn. This is awful for me, though. I'll play a card face down. And I'll play my Cyber Dragon Dry. I'll end my turn. Okay, you're going to be taking some attack damage from this. At least I can start doing some damage. Sparkman, do the damn thing. I'll activate Rush Recklessly. Am I dying? I'm at 2,500. You could just be math gaslighting me. 700 plus 1,800 is, in fact, 2,500, Dada. He's telling the truth and nothing but the truth. And I'll pair it with my rare Metal Morph. Well, I didn't want to have to force myself into two Battle Guard Rage. Fucking way. But sadly, you forced my hand, Deon. Now I have to rage even harder. This is so whack. That's Sparkman. Teeth has made a lesson, bro. Oh, I negated my own effect anyway. Well, I really showed my hand then. Well, look at Sparkman. What am I going to do to get over this thing? This man ain't graduating, boys. He ain't graduating. Yeah, sir. Oh, he ain't graduating. I didn't chain it right. I had to do it the other way around. Not that it would have saved me some damage, but it wouldn't have saved me the duel. Bro, you fucking Mirror Force into Battle Guard Rage. Like, if this- And the card that's going to end the duel is Wild Hearts. Play, bro. Come on, man. Yeah, yep, yep. Try and stop me, baby. Woo, I'll take it. Fucking whack, bro. I can't believe he gave you Mirror Force. He's never used that. Ever. Show me the clip. Have me on Twitter when Jayden needs Mirror Force in his life. I don't think it happened, bro. What a duel, dude. You're supposed to have fucking negate attack, bro. That's what you're supposed to have. I got the coin toss. Guess who's going first, the Cyber Dragon player. Enjoy that, bro. Treat yourself to some Cyber Dragons going first. Fucking whack. Duel number two. And you know what? I'm thinking about making it a clean sweep this video. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'll play Cyber Dragon Core. And this is the only Cyber Dragon card that I can grab with this effect. What does the pair plane even do? It just allows you to start fusing again. Okay. And yeah, I made my turn. That's your dude. Bro, I could blow you away with an avion right now. Draw. Do it, bro. Be canonical. I can't. There's no way whatever you just played can't kill my Cyber Dragon Core. Uh, I guess I got it. Ain't no way. I guess you kind of spitting it. I didn't think to play at attack mode. Bro, because I'm not playing anything at attack mode with power bond. Look at that, bro. You're trying to blow me off the field in one turn. Well, I need to. You got Mirror Force, bro. I got it. I'm just, all right. If I reveal a spell card to you, I'll just reveal the one that I already showed me. Yes. A repair plant. Wow. Shocker. Now I can, uh, I guess do an extra 300 damage during the battle step. And this is probably a clayman. Um, nope. This is bubble man. But it will trigger my hero signal. And with it, all special summon one wild heart. Yep. From the last duel you remember him. To reveal my extra deck to everybody at home. Again, we can make these decks. We copied these. It's literally just three cyber end dragons. So that's, that's, that's his, that's his big move. That's his big finale. That's his big move. Bro is, bro is shaker ugly. He needs three cyber dragons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I'll, uh, end my turn. I'll draw. The reason I chose a wild heart was because I'll have to make the spell card Boomerang, Cyclope Boomerang, which only equips the wild heart, allowing me to get extra 500 damage. I'll just destroy your guy right here. When the equip card is destroyed by card effect, destroy all spell and traps and inflict a hundred. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll play a card face down. What do you got? How many face downs can you truly throw down right now? Yeah, I'll play it now. It's time. Actually, no, I won't. I'll end my turn. Yeah. Oh, why is it? This is actually how Zayn thinks about the power bond card. Now's not the time. Now's not the time. I need to know the difference between playing it and how to play it. Oh, brother. I mean, I... Oh, wait. No, no, no. This is useless. Uh, actually. No, this card is useless. No, actually. No, this is really dumb. It's like, this would be so stupid. Just use it. You're going to use it. Bro, just attack me, bro. We can have simple little battle phase. It doesn't have to be you. It doesn't have to be crazy. No, no, no. Because I feel like this is something the anime would do, bro. I'll use the warrior returning alive to get Bubble Man to my hand. And then that's it. Nice. But then I'm going to set all three cards. Yeah, you heard me right. I'm going to set all three. Do you know what that lets me do? It lets me special summon Bubble Man. I'll do it in attack mode. Uh, oh. Yeah, that only works if you have no other cards. Um, so huge mistake there. Huge, huge mistake there. Get your 800 damage in. I didn't really read, bro. I'm going to be honest. I didn't really read, man. Can't say I'm too shocked. I can't say that I don't deserve what's about to happen to my Bubble Man, man. That was a big play right there. Now you're just going to go plus two for no reason. That'd be broken. I thought so. Yeah. I don't know, bro. Is that a Bubble Man or some of Joe? No. You have to have nothing. Damn. I should have read. I only went off my loose understanding of Bubble Man's effect. That is actual effect. I thought if I somehow made it so he was my last card of my head, I could get plus two. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, I don't even need. I don't even need to special summon it to make it the only card of my hand. Cyber repair plants. What's going on here, man? I can add one light machine for my deck to the hand. Wouldn't be shocked. You already know. You already know. You already know. Wouldn't be shocked if it was a Cyber Dragon, but okay. Then I'll special summon my Cyber Dragon. Okay. Okay. And now I will battle you. But which one are you going to take out? My Bubble Man or my Wild Heart? Wild Heart will destroy my... Yeah. Yeah. You got to think about it, huh? Bubble Man is useless. Well, you didn't have to say it so hurtful like, but yeah, whatever. And I'll play a card face down in defense mode. Okay. That's annoying. I'll attack your Bubble Man. She's going to give this guy plus 1,000 plus 1,000 twice as well. Ooh, Spark Man. I don't know why I set it because now I feel the need to play it. And I will play it. Spark Man. I could have beaten that with Spark Man. This card is useful for literally one card pull because there's only one Cyber Repair Plan. That's the only card that this thing can actually grab. Yeah. But he can also replicate Cyber Dragon. But he does have a graveyard. That's his big... Oh. All right. I'll play a card face down. And then I suppose I'll play my Fusion Sage. Fusion Sage. You can add a Polly? Damn. What do you have face down? That's the question, isn't it? Yeah. How can you expect to graduate if you can't even answer a simple question like that? I'll attack your Spark Man. Incorrect. Battle Guard Rage. It'll boost him by 1,000. Oh, man. I guess we both get destroyed unless we have another Battle Guard Rage. No, no. That was it for me. You have something. What is it? I'm going to lay that. I'm going to lay that way on your mind, dude. Just think about it. Just hold that. Just literally think about what it could be, Deon. What could it be, Deon? You've got to think if you want to graduate. Oh, man, it's my Cyber Dragon Core. What is that, dude? I don't be remembering. Special Summoner. Special Summoner. Cyber Dragon. Damn. I'll bring back a different Cyber Dragon. He's good. He's going to Summon Cyber and Dragon if I'm not careful. I could, but what's the point if I can't beat your ass with it? And I will play. Now you're just purely operating out of fear. You have a Mirror Force. That ended me. That was the difference in last duel. What the fuck am I supposed to react? That Mirror Force really left it with some trauma. Oh, man. Three more face down cards to worry about. Oh, four. All right. Well, I got to get rid of this Wild Heart at some point. You do. It's high pastime, Deon. I will attack your Wild Heart. Yeah, OK. Since it's going to get destroyed anyway, I might as well get some extra damage in there. Oh, I see. I was like, why do you use that? Oh, oh, is it during the end phase? By card effect. Destroy all spell and trap cards on the field. Oh, by card effect. Stupid. God, I could have killed that guy a long time ago. His end. That was the only reason I was hesitating. This is bad. All right. Well, I guess I'll play another face down card. This is not good for me. And I'll play a Proto Cyber Dragon. Oh, brother, this guy's got Cyber Dragon. OK. A dawn of a new turn. Better draw a monster. And I did. We know him. We love him. His name is Elemental Hero Sparkman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get used to it. My deck doesn't have that many Elemental Heroes, dude. Anywho, I'm kind of struggling right now. How do I even get out of this situation? I need to draw a card. I am out of juice. Oh, attack your Sparkman. I just need to draw one thing, man. One thing to help me get this pain out of my system. I already know you have a Mirror Force. You're just waiting for the right time. You're pissing me off. I'm just waiting. I'm just smiling. I'm grinning ear to ear, bro. I'll make sure that it's your downfall. All right. That's it. I'm saying you. All right. If it's Mirror Force, you better use it, bro. No. Better use it. Uh, no, no. During the damage step, I'll activate my limiter remover and finish this door. I told you to activate it. Dammit. It wasn't Mirror Force, but it was emergency provision. So I could have lived that if I didn't use it, actually. I forgot about Limiter Remover, man. I did a battle step, man. I couldn't activate it. Yeah, that's why I waited. I was like, it's Mirror Force. God damn. Either I'm going to force you to use it or I'm going to cook you, bro. Maybe I'm not the best of a guy that can graduate right there. Oh, that Mirror Force is just like chasing the aura. The room is heavier. The air is heavier now, man. I can tell you're really struggling with coming to terms with this. Yeah, I'm scared to attack anything. I'm going to throw it down. Why is it? Two fades down and then my third. Oh, my God. This is Mirror Force. This man's struggling mentally. All right. I'll play my Cyber Dragon's why. Swing. I can reveal a spell in my hand. What do you got? Just so you know, I have a monster reincarnation in my hand. Interesting. Interesting. Now I'll go plus 300 when I attack. I'll attack Cyber Dragon's why. Any other hero you might have gotten them, but not Clayman. Take some damage, bro. Treat yourself. Okay. I'll play a card face down and I'll end my time. Why didn't I think about Limiter Removal, man? I could have popped provisions. I'll draw, bro. It's not how to use provisions. It's when to use provisions. All right. I'll play Clayman. I know what violin. I play him wild right next to Clayman. It really don't matter, bro. Come on. Why are you crashing? Yeah, because we're crashing. Are you mad? Now that one of my monsters has been destroyed by battle, I'll shine my hero signal in the air and bring out Elemental Hero Sparkman. And you know the deal. He was special summon, so I'll take 1600 more. 1600 is pretty impressive, but not in the face of 1800. What you got over there, bro? Yeah. I bet you wish you do. I'll attack with Cyber Dragon dry. What is this? Man, can go plus 1000 again, bro. I'm traumatized by that first setup you had. Man, with plus 2000, had a Mirror Force. Well, the duel went on for a long time that time. It didn't feel like it. It felt like I got fucking eviscerated. All right. Another Clayman. He didn't say no. I'll play my Cyber Dragon Core, which allows me to grab my Cyber Repair Plant. God, bro. God, I'm getting cooked these duels. Bro, that first love is on top of the world. Bro, you are on top of the RNG world. Bro, you're not graduating. I've decided that. Okay, bro. We won't see. I'm about to beat your ass. All right. I'm just going to assume that little dork is bait over here. I'll attack this face down. Scrub. Normally, you'd be right. It was bait, but this time it's Clayman. It's exactly what I expected. Leaving you with 6000 life points. Exactly. Perfect. Would you say exactly as if you're going to summon some of the 6000 attack? Because I am. Stop lying to the good people. Eventually, bro. I'll figure out how to do something, man. All I need is the right card. A little spicy, perhaps. A little spicy, but you know what? Sometimes spice is all we need. I'm going to tribute both of my Clayman in order to bring forth Elemental Hero Blade Edge. A little spicy indeed. A little spicy indeed. I don't know. You might have Melmorph, so I ain't going to mess with that guy. 2200. That's huge damage from Blade Edge. You can't take many more hits like that, bro. Now, the battle step is like my worst nightmare in this door. Suffering suckers. Oh, you what? I'll play my cyber repair plant. Oh, brother. He's getting his cyber dragons back. I'm just getting one, bro. Who do you want to have? What's wrong with just a flat-out cyber dragon? No, I don't think you can. I think that's a very good one to grab. It allows you to fuse relatively easily, anyway. Yeah, if I could ever drop all of ours. This man's struggling to fuse. I mean, I guess I am as well, but damn. I'll play my cyber dragon dry part two. He does have two cyber dragon drives. He could excease if he was playing current cyber dragons. I was playing any cyber dragon beyond cyber and dragon. But sadly, that's not the world we live in. That's not the world we live in. Blade Edge is the boss, dude. I had to tribute two monsters for this man. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. I'm not afraid of it, bro. Not afraid of it. Set cards only work if the other person has a fear of them. I'm just going to stay swinging. Blade Edge, do your thing, bro. What do you have face down? What do you have face down? Is it worth it? What are you doing? I will allow it. I'm cooking you, bro. I'm just going to do a thousand more damage than you were expecting. Does that flip your calculations on its head? Well, yeah, now I better use this. God. Limiter remover. Now we're going to be tied. Come on, don't tie him. If my cards would have been destroyed at the end phase anyway. That's why it was risky, bro. My card won't get cooked if I do that. Who did this with his little big old dude? With his little big old dude. And if you remember appropriately. I do. You brought a Cyber Dragon to my hand. I brought a Cyber Dragon to my hand and I will play a card face down. Battle! Cyber Dragon, attack Pristinatrix. Ain't no way you're going to fall down. Not so fast. I'm going to rage. Now he does get sent back to the hand, so it's not that great for me, but you know what? It's something for me. I didn't want to have to use this now. What do you mean? But I'll play Monster Reborn. Oh, brother. And I'll take your Blade Edge. Wow, wow, wow, Robbery, Robbery. I need something stronger than your monster, man. Your plus 1,000 permanently is insane. Oh, you go plus 17,000. Yeah, but then I lose half my life points and it's hard and I got to set it up appropriately, bro. I have to know when to use Powerbun. You can just use this whenever. This is a whole ass risk that I would be taking here. What? I would be basically telling myself that, damn, I just need to draw the right card. You are Jaden. I know, so I think I have to just bet that I'm the protagonist here. Do what you got to do, brother. Damn, I wish I hadn't activated this card. It wouldn't have mattered. I wouldn't be alive. I'll play the Spellcard Polymerization. Aw, Lee, I hope I draw a good card next time or otherwise I lose this duel. Oh, what? Wingman. Not bad. Not bad at all, because now I'm going right for your face now. Do some damage, huh? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm going to take him out and flick whatever high attack points you have. Would you still have the same amount of confidence? If you were defused. What? I don't even get to... What the blim, oh, please. Oh, this is bad. I defused. I got defused. Oh, and don't worry. I don't want your trash blade edge. I'll tribute it for my Cyber Dragon. Oh, no. Is this it? I don't even have a big play. I just wanted to insult your blade edge. And then I'll flip over my Proto Cyber Dragon. I thought I was getting Cyber End Dragon. I can't draw any fusion cards, but you're in a top deck situation now. Yeah, yeah, top deck mirror force. You're doing right in the top deck situation. All right, top deck mirror force. Go out on protagonist. Please, please, please, heart of the cards, I believe. Do you still? I'm going to answer that question right now for real. That ain't nothing. You ain't got no man-eater bug. You ain't got nothing for real. You better shut up, bro. You don't even know about me for real. God damn it, dude. I'll play. Don't worry, bro. You got another turn, but I will play my future fusion. Oh, shit. I'll play my monster reincarnation. I'll throw away my Proto Cyber Dragon to grab my Cyber Dragon dry. Now I'll play my Cyber Dragon dry and become a level five for no reason. They're all level five for no reason. Still for no reason. I'll attack just in case it's Clayman with Cyber Dragon. Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Please, please, please, please, please. I need a miracle. I need a miracle. You need a mirror force. Draw. That's a polymerization. You ain't even know that. Future fusion activate. Yeah, you get to show me what you're going to bring. I know it's a Cyber Dragon. Wait, wait, wait. There's no monster that you can special summon. What? You have all your Cyber Dragons on the field. You don't have any in your deck left. Oh, they have to be in my deck. You haven't read that part. Well, that sucks. I thought I was going to have a big climactic beat your ass moment. You know what? I'm going to play it safe, bro. If that's a mirror force, let's see. Okay, it's not. You and I have my thing toggle off right now. You're making a huge mistake. No, I'm not. No, you're not. Bro, I just wanted to bring out all big, scary monsters. Well, then I don't really like do it, bro. Like nobody's stopping you or whatever. Like it's like whatever, because you know, you play Cyber Dragons or you didn't even reveal anything. You don't get anything from that. It doesn't ask me to reveal anything. I just can't use it. It's just here for no reason now. I'll tribute Protocyber Dragon to bring out Cyber Dragon. Oh, brother, this guy doesn't have a fusion card. I'll attack with Cyber Dragon. It's with Citadricks. Oh, you're lucky. I just want... I'm giving you not because I'm giving you a homie drop. I just want to beat you a certain way, bro. You're making a big mistake, man, because I will not spare you the same kindness. You're not going to do it. You can't do anything. Oh, yeah? Your deck is in a horrible spot. Ever heard of fusion recovery? I can bring back a Polymerization and an Avion. What are you going to fuse it with your imagination? For shut up, bro. You don't even know, bro. Probably like a dumb deck probably runs one wingman too. You don't even know me like that. Is it happening? I'll play my power bond. No. I'll tribute my Cyber Dragon and my Cyber Dragon and my Cyber Dragon to call forth Cyber and Dragon. Stop it again, Jaden. I will by defusioning you. I, I... Yeah. Yeah, feels pretty familiar. Don't I take 4,000 damage? I don't know. Don't I take 4,000 damage because of power bonds? If you don't, I'll give you like five homie drops. Anyway, you do though. So I'll be seeing you on the other side of the shadow row. Oh, I have to be Cyber Dragon core. It's a special summon my Cyber Dragon and I'll end my turn. Wow, power bond really been fucking cooking me. Cyrus be like... I truly don't know when to use power bonds. It's been a running theme in the video. Can't believe you got me with defusion, man. Now, oh Dion, this is our duel, bro. This is our duel. This is the one we've been waiting for. This will be the finale to the graduation duel, the movie video, dude. I'll play Cyber Dragon dry. I'm a level five. I'll play a card face down and another card. Face down and end my turn. This is going to be a duel of duels. I'll also draw. I agree. This is the only one that matters. I'll play upstart goblin first to draw one card. That's going to really help me with the power bond situation. Then I'll play three cards, count them, three cards face down and I'll play my spark man in attack mode. Wonder what the face down are. Are you going to go plus 1,000 and I'm going to be shocked. I'm going to be absolutely just shocked. I'll attack with Cyber Dragon dry because I know no fear. You don't know any fear. I'm going to bump up my attack by 1,000. You're lucky I was so generous to give you 1,000 life points, bro. How to greet my banner. This deck would be moving at 1,000 miles per minute, bro. That would be crazy. 2,600 just by playing little spark man in a face down, bro. I'm different. Simply play a card face down in defense mode and end my turn. Now the unfortunate part of battle guard rage is that I am simply walled out. All you need is one more monster. I guess you kind of spin. I'll play wildheart in attack mode. You won't be going back to your hands. Now you got to get rid of wildheart. So now you need that cyber dragon. I'll activate my return soul. Oh brother. You just returning the one? I'll play my cyber dragon dry. I've returned it to the deck and immediately drew it. He was like yo I'm back. I'll attack your wildheart. Can't do nothing about that one. Even if you had another battle guard rage, he would be unaffected. I know. He doesn't work that good with that card unfortunately. But I suppose that would be busted. Yeah and feel free to also send me the clip where he uses battle guard rage. Don't want that reputation ever using that. Well I'll let you know right now. This deck it's a three of. That's very annoying. Get over anything with that. Mirror force is just the one. I don't know. They were real stingy with mirror force. Are you struggling? Hey this man is struggling to graduate. I'm going to play this card face down and end my turn. A questionable decision at best. I'll draw and I'll play elemental hero wildheart in attack mode. It worked out. My bet worked out. Yeah okay. It was questionable but he's good. I was just worried you were going to play 1600 spark man. I don't see spark man as often as you think I'd run it through him bro. What I need right now is the ability to fuse stuff together. Jaden is all about fusing his heroes. What I need is god. I'll play cyber dragon dry. I'm not even going to activate the effect man. The bit's done. What I need is god. Kill your next wildheart. You got that. So what you're saying is you copy. You stuttering and I just gotta. This card is actually not that bad against you though because as long as they're in your hand they're cyber dragon material. No it's bad for me because some of these I have to summon for them to become cyber dragon. Like just a cyber dragon dry unless he's on the field. How much I can do about this. Can you do that one? Can you do that one? All right 4,000 it's coming down to the wire it's just been spark man beat down. He has a full hand of resources. Yeah it's gonna stay that way bro. I need to draw polymerization and I will Jaden you so hard into the shadow realm. It's not even funny. I'll play card face down bro. Man I'll end my turn. Come on come on come on come on come on draw. He's such a goofy ass up bro. Bro he's not the one bro. But I guess I could make it a. You having a mirror force is pissing me off bro. All right spark man's gonna do his thing. Damn I could have attacked with avian. I'm trying to win this duel bro. Where are you going bro? Battle guard rage is crazy. You can't run Deon you can't run from battle guard rage. Cyber dragon dry. Again. He's coming back to my hand with a fucking ice ball to do. Oh I'll attack you're an avian. I'll activate my hero signal. I'll replace him with another avian. I really regret doing this now. It's like my entire plan was based off a different thing happening. But like if you really ruin my day like my day. I really just have to set up a wall at this point. I wanted to save this but like those I just got to do something here. You what's the wall. Just I just need to put defense up man. I'm getting cooked. That is what you're doing. Yeah bro I can't do anything. No wonder this man put a collar on and became edgy because this next song. Now I guess I'll just start playing for this. What are you doing? What do you mean? What am I doing? You have a polymerization? No. Why is this idiot an attack mode? Oh that that was a mistake I suppose. I didn't even I don't even think I did that right. My brain I thought that played out and then I messed it up. Oh it's not even right dammit. You're gonna have to end this duel in one turn. I don't know what I'm gonna do bro. I don't know what I'm gonna do bro. It's not funny anymore. Is it it's not funny at all? I guess I get rid of percentage ricks. Okay but I literally can't let you do that. So I will just drain your life points. Bro let me get those life points man. Now bro it's all me. Oh leave me alone man. God damn. God damn I'll just be struggling for it. I think I could technically win this turn. Am I that guy? You don't have to bro. Yeah all right well I'm gonna do this just to be cool. I'll tribute bristinatrix and avian to summon elemental hero blade edge. Oh no. And then I'll activate miracle fusion. No. I'll banish one avian and one wingman. Oh wait not wingman. To bring out flame wingman baby. Why does he have an animation? For what reason? Because he's cool bro. Bro attack with wingman. Why are you being fearful of me? I'm not being fearful. What am I being fearful of? Stop bro. Oh I forgot he does piercing. No attack with wingman. Why does he want to get effect damage? Are you fucking dumb? God damn you man. Because I'm not ending this duel brother. I'm not ending this duel yet. I had something for you. Oh damn. Well well well well. I suppose I've just built different then aren't I? You'd have to beat me in one fail swoop dude. How do you beat me in one swoop? I'll special summon my cyberdrag. Okay. And you don't send nothing to my graveyard man. You just don't. I'm bro I'm busy sending it to your head. It's annoying. All right now play card face down. Oh you're fucking blade edge. I'm not winning this duel with blade edge or spark man. You believe that bro. I ain't ending this duel with anything. I'll activate my rare metalmore. Oh. But we crashing brother. We are crashing. And then during main phase two I'll activate my monster reincarnation. He's coming back. And I'll grab my cyber dragon. And since I have no cards on the field I can special summon. Cyber dragon. Okay okay he's moving. I can't let this duel end without it being a graduation duel bro. This is going to graduate bro. This is going to graduate. You know what I'm talking about bro. Then I'll play a card face down. And I'll play another card face down. And end my turn. All right bro. I'll draw. Ooh. I'm going to thin my deck out a little bit I suppose. Why did you put this man in defense position? Because dude. I told you I'm not ending it with either of these cards. Actually do you have something face down? I was going to say. Is this face still dueling to win? What the hell? No no bro. You couldn't finish me if you wanted to. Why? No I had such a big plan. Well I'll see for real like I said. Bro I was like whatever bro I was like I thought. Yo I just thought we had something for real. Believe me attack with your playing women. I'll prove it. But you can prove it. I'm just saying like because doesn't he do effect damage if you destroy my monster? I don't want to. I don't want to not do that. Bro that's what I thought. You're a phony. I don't need your help bro come on bro. I'm trying to end this like a graduation duel man. What I'm just saying bro like I got something for you bro. I want this to be cool bro. I'm trying to get my win. My perfect win. This is going to be so fucking cool man. But if you beat my ass then it's like cool broken. Like what's going on? I'll play my cyber dragon core. Oh brother he's a core. To grab cyber repair plant. And I'll flip over my cyber dragon dry. And I'm going to end this duel. I'll play my power bond. Power bond? I'll throw all three of my cyber dragons away. This is so beautiful. You're graduating. To bring out my cyber and dragons. It's happening. Sound a little too excited bro. You're starting to piss me off. Because Deon we did it. I'm ending this duel. Dotto. I don't know what you think is about to happen but you're starting to piss me off. Just come here brother. Crash with me bro. What you mean crash? Or I'm going to die to some lame shit bro. Please bro. You're going to just lose period. No we don't. I know it. No no no. Deon. Our graduation Deon. Just let us graduate bro. Take my hand. I'll use my cyber and dragon with that. Take my influence man. Thank you Deon. Thank you. Looks like we're graduating. I'll activate the trap card final fusion. It's been an honor Deon. Let's walk out of here together. Joke's on you. Damn it's polarized. What are you doing this? Damn it's polarized. Deon why? Because I am going to win this duel. Our graduation Deon. Our graduation. I am going to win this duel. Dotto. Deon it's our graduation. And now I'll activate my diffusion. Wow. And I'll resubmit. What? Put it to graduation. My cyber dragon dry. My cyber dragon. Do I put core in attack mode? No. Why there gotta be cyber dragon core of all monsters. My graduation. Oh brother. Oh no. Why core? Why couldn't it be one more big beat stick monster? I changed my reality bro. I'm sorry man. God damn. Okay. Well there's no point in putting it in defense. I lose the powerbun. I'll play this. What's happening? You could have just let us graduate Deon. Why'd you have to negate the damage? Because bro I don't want to lose. What? I'll play different dimension capsules. It's too late man. Oh my god we could have graduated to the grandest explosion. Because if my ban is my powerbun then its effect is negated. Is that real? No I made that up. Oh. Bye. It would have been so cool to have us both go out. This man just said I'll do it myself. Hey bro you threw the cannon out the window when you fucking battle guarded me to death every duel. I hate that card. Well hopefully you guys enjoyed the graduation duel of the movie. Turns out it really isn't if you know how to play powerbun. It's if you win. What? Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna do that. I'll be playing the part of Pegasus today. So go ahead and start discord screen share me your hand real quick bro. Bro shut up. No. Let me let me see that hand bro. Come on my millennium eye bro. Whoa now we're not being that long accurate. I'm going first. And what's crazy is if you can see my hand you just like why is he fucking running these? Well why are we running these kind of cards? It's because we didn't actually make these decks. These are not updated character decks. These are canonical from specific games. And I don't mind. I don't mind my hand one bit at all because I'm going to normal summon Monju of the 10,000 hands. This quickly. Yes sir. Yes sir. They're quite like this. You shouldn't. Anyway my millennium eye is telling me you have Mystic Box. My roll. And what about Fiendish Imp or whatever his name is. You got him in there. I'm a millennium eye doing so far bro. Your Monju of the 10,000 hands while impressive can match the strength of my bull string Celtic Guardian. Yeah he matched it. I will crash. He's good. He no wait that's you. New keyboard. Nice move Faro. God damn it. Well this duel is going the exact opposite of how I thought it would go. I don't know if I should do all that to be honest. Actually but no I shouldn't really. Anyway I'm going to set down a face down and end my turn Yu-Gi-Boy. Yu-Gi-Boy. Yu-Gi-Boy. Pegasus. Not your day. I'll play my Feral Imp in attack mode. I knew you had him. My millennium eye sees all Yu-Gi-Boy. Now Feral Imp destroy that monster. Anyway incorrect and I'll target your Feral Imp. He'll no longer be able to attack while Dark Eye's illusionist is on the field. Enough of your games Pegasus. My millennium eye is telling me I'm going to draw two world. Damn it. This hand is trash. All right I'm going to use Black Illusion original mode. Impossible. And I'll throw away a relinquished in order to bring forth my relinquished. Of course this will allow me to activate his effect. Sucking up your Feral Imp. Please don't suck him up Pegasus. Please. Please. Meryl I don't think this duel is going so good. Feral Imp. It should have been me. Not him. Me. It should have been me. Not him. Brother you got an unbeatable board here man. An unbeatable board exactly. I didn't think I would have to resort to this combo yet Pegasus. What comedy you have. But I am one beast that can surmount your relinquished in one foul swoop. Performance. At least that's what my millennium- I play my monster reborn. Oh no. And I will take my Celtic Guardian. Back from the deaths. Interesting. Bullstreak a 1400. Next I'll play my Silver Fang in attack mode. What going on. Celtic Guardian destroy relinquished. He's making a two monster move in order to get rid of my relinquished. Relinquished. You've been a worthy adversary for one turn. But now you have to go. And out in my turn. God how am I going to get over this 1400 defense. I draw. This card is useless. I'll activate my monster reborn. Oh no. And I plan on bringing back that very same relinquish you just destroyed. Impossible. I can't even know what he's doing all the time. This is an awful. I knew relinquish was going to be a menace. And I'll be taking over your Celtic Guardian. I might say I can't do Vegas because it's too fun to do the voice. I'm going to be doing this all video. Yugi boy. Yugi boy. You're in a bad spot. I draw. I just have to believe in the heart of the cards. Pegasus. My grandfather's deck has to have some special value. He's good. He must have created this game. I'll end my turn. Not before I destroy your face down mirror force that my bloody eyes telling you is very important. Oh that is bait. That shit sucks. Oh brother this deck is so many specific gimmicks that like require two cards. Your time in this duel is running out. Yugi boy I've drawn Toon World which is not a field spell. Oh no. Now to get rid of this useless illusionist card to bring forth my summon skull. More cartoony of course. You can't attack on the first turn because Toons are trash. And I have to pay 500 life points to attack? Toons are trash. Are you doing over there man? Unfortunately I believe this to be my best move. I'll play my second Celtic Guardian. And I will crash into your relinquish leaving him at zero attack and I'll end my turn. That's not good at all for me. I'll draw. Not a bad draw at all. I'll bring forth Monju of the 10,000 hands. And bring to my hand another black illusion ritual. And it's true. I'll have to put him into the cost of attacking with an old Toon card. This duel ends next turn if you don't draw something good. Heart of the cards guide me. What's crazy is I can see your top card thanks to my millennium eye and you just drew swords of revealing life. Hexasus I play my black magic ritual. What? I will send my dark magician and catapult to the graveyard to call forth the magician of black chaos. Wow I'm just barely strong enough. And unfortunately I have to get rid of this relinquished. That guy will suck me up. And I'll end my turn. Looks like it's my turn you ye boi. You can't attack over me now. My strength is too high for you Pegasus. You have no idea how right you truly are you ye. That's why I'll use my Toon effect to attack you directly and end this pathetic duel. Karibo explodes at the slightest touch. Wow your attacks will never get to me. Time to slightly panic. I'm going to play black illusion ritual again. Why do you have so many? And I will simply special summon my third relinquished of the duel. How did you get all of three? I drew them all in a row you ye boi. I cheated. I made the game. Oh my god. Anyway nice turn do they make it for men? I had the perfect out and it wasn't good enough. Oh brother don't draw MSD bro. Yeah okay bro now you got me scared and shit. I'll activate toon table of content. It allows me to search my deck for any toon card. So of course I'll choose toon table of content. Here's a new surprise. I'll activate the spell card toon table of content. He's milling out his deck. Okay I'll just get toon goblin attack force at this point. Go to my battle face. You consider yourself a man of... The pharaoh tried to talk somebody out of the game. Help me do you consider yourself a man of oath? Oh brother oh my god I had nothing. No my face down card was magical hats. I didn't have two spells or traps in one monster to choose from. Are you kidding me? What? I was gonna have you pick a big hat. You need a monster on the field. Oh okay all right yeah. Something to put in the hats. I thought I could just mill out any card I need. Bro you having three relinquished was broken. That'll never happen again. Are you kidding me? Well I made the game and I made the coin toss so I'm going first again. Oh you got lucky once Pegasus but these are best two out of three's in Duelist Kingdom now. This is the best two out of three man I didn't actually lose. I'll play Monju of the Ten Thousand Hands. I was having my anime moments and you just... God I hate that you get to just... He never used this. I don't yeah I don't remember using that either but... I had to just I had to freaking hard of the cards my ritual spell. You just get to search them all out. I'll end my turn there I guess. Well yeah you have to draw it by your heart. I can simply see it with my eyes bro. I hate you. Simply is what it is. I will set a card face down and then I will proceed to end my turn. This is exactly the kind of play I was hoping you'd make actually. I don't like to hear that. I'll draw. I guess I'm going to activate Tomb World actually. You know what I'm going to play this game a little... Brother! I'm going to do it a little differently. So I'll bring forth Tune Mass Sorcerer. You know what this card allows me to do? It allows me to... I can't attack to turn him summon. What you got face down for real? Sorry but my fair game has just enough defense. If you would share that discord screen I would have played it differently for real. Ah that'd be so annoying. Let me see that hand real quick bro. You mocked me in our last duel playing my beast against me. But now I call forth the true summon Skull. That's definitely annoying. And now I'm so scared of fucking relinquished. And now I will attack your Tune Mass Sorcerer. My Tune Mass Sorcerer don't do it. And my life point is already looking a little low. I'll end my turn. This shit kind of ridiculous bro. Playing around Pegasus' 500 cost tunes. I'll draw. Things are getting a little zesty. I'll play into their Monju of the 10,000 hands. He's milling his deck. Not only am I milling his one cross that's relinquished. Oh I forgot he can pick. I'm not just milling my deck. I'm getting relinquished. For some reason in my head I was like bro he did not play this card. Take it out. Take it out. Replace it with Sonic Bird, bitch. Sonic Bird? Yes bro. Relinquished should be coming to me bro. He should be coming to me anyway. Nice summon skull bro. What an awful matchup this is. Feels good man. Good god man. And I gotta attack this freaking idiot twice before he fucking kicks my budget. Part of the cards. Guide me. Oh brother. You do have to attack him twice. You also have to get over 2500 twice. I don't know. This might be finito for you dude. I will have to do no such thing. What's that mean? I just have to believe in myself. That's all. I will play. I will play my Karibo and attack. Interesting. Followed by multiply. Oh shit. Your attacks will never get through to me. You've dead me. I sure wish I did. That would be fucking crazy. Holy mother of god. You hear those Karibos they said. This would actually be canon. I automatically sucked them all up and exploded. Not a bad turn for you I guess. Yeah I'm just trying to survive for real. Relinquished is so broken in these duels. Yeah relinquished used to piss me off as a kid. You used to play relinquished and they didn't have any skill at card games bro. I draw. My millennium eye told me you drew nothing in your turn. I have to get rid of at least one of your monsters. So I'll start by playing my wing dragon guardian of the fortress. Followed by horn of the unicorn. You see this horn allows my attack to jump up to 2,100. Now attack his Monju of the 10,000 hands. Don't be MST. MST. It is. I'll activate safe zone. What the fuck is this? On Monju of the 10,000 hands to prevent it from being destroyed. What? Check the deck list bro. It's in there. I don't remember if you used it to de-animate but you know. You never used this. I gave you a broken fucking deck bro. We are playing with two different tiers of decks bro. I can assure you we are not. Yes. What do you mean? The fact that you got Monju of the 10,000 hands by itself bro. Like where's Pegasus the starter deck bro? Hold on we got to change it bro. God damn. You know I got. I can't attack you directly. I can't attack your little caribos though. What is horn of the unicorn? It goes back to the top of my deck which is good and bad. Hey I'm shit. That's good and bad. Oh I wonder what I'm going to draw. Ah cool yeah. God. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. Oh you're running from the truth dude. You're running from the truth. We got two different tiers bro. You're running from the truth. Bro does it give you three Monju's? Yes. That is fucking brilliant. It is. It is the best part about this deck. Yeah. Man got a guaranteed relinquish. And now you just can't be destroyed by battle. What is this? Well my Monju can't yeah. That's enough of a problem. But he also can't attack you directly. He's a non threat. He's only here to deal with caribos. Oh brother and you just won't stay down will you? No man because he can't just destroy caribos and attack me directly with relinquish. You are so lucky that this deck is actually ass that I've just gotten lucky bro. If you're this ass mine is whatever worse than ass. Horn ends. Do you see me? Why are you looking over his shoulder like that? What you doing over there bro? I have no choice. But to activate my swords of revealing light. My millennium eye tells me you're stalling you e-boy. Bro please just don't have an MST. And if you have it bro just think about it before you use it bro. You don't have to use it. I draw. Ooh. You do not have to use it on me. Can I canonically just yeah. Swords of revealing light bro. Just you know buy some time. My resources adding up dude. My resources. I can see you got your whole deck in your hand. Oh brother this is just going to help you. I wish I had the true graceful charity. Dark world dealings this is going to help me a little bit. Interesting. Interesting situation you're in over there. I'll get rid of this since my one fusion card requires two specific ass monsters that have one of each. I'll get rid of. I mean do I really need my swords of revealing light? Hey bro do you got an MST just break it to be honest. I don't. In my hand. All right just don't draw. Please don't draw bro. My millennium eyes is on the top of my deck. Yu-Gi-Boy draw. My millennium I love to be. Yes. I don't have much time. I have to start making plays. My tune summon the skull hits the field now. It's only a matter of time. You he want to say myth busted on this duel. Oh no I used to get over it. I'll break on the face down and end my turn. Ain't no god. Hey I'm waiting to stop Vera Force Bro. This is my last turn. Finally we are free from the shackles that have defined us. Oh okay hold on. You got something. I I don't know. I regret to inform you that I have to clear your board now. And how will you be doing that Yu-Gi-Boy? Perhaps not clearing your board but oh shit. What do you have? I'll start by playing my Celtic Guardian. An interesting start to a threat of clearing my board. Damn I messed up. Oh what? Okay so hear me out. I'm going to have to do this. I just have to do this right now. Just because I realized. You're falling back on a spell card. I'm just so scared. I'm going to get rid of your relinquish and he's just going to come back. You got monster reborn. You got seven other relinquish. This isn't a one-time boss monster. Not at all no. Okay all right. Hold on can I win? Win. Win? What kind of play do you think you got cooking up over there bro? No I can't. I can't win yet. What? Okay all right. I have to do it like this. This is awesome pointless. What's going on? My Celtic Guardian cannot be on the field for this play to work. Interesting. Your move. My move. Now I'm concerned. No don't be nervous. I have every right to be nervous. I activate my spell shattering arrow. Destroying all your face up spells. Including that summon skull. No. Okay GG. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. God Pegasus has everything. What is my deck compared to yours? Hold me drop. Okay. Oh. The myth is not busted yet bro. You want to go to game three? Yeah bro. We game three bro. Game three here we go. Game three double three. Will the myth be busted or will the pharaoh walk away with win? Your deck is so much better than mine. Good lord. Ha ha ha ha. God that was such a big play. I could have popped your tune world which would have gotten rid of summon skull. Got rid of uh no tune world would have got rid of your summon skull and then I would have got rid of the other summon skull then you would have been in attack mode with relinquish. That's why I said do I have game because like you take 500 damage for each two. Why you just end your turn? Um but I mean you're you're not gonna believe me but this deck breaks. So uh I'm gonna take a little while getting going but here's hoping that I get going eventually. I'll play my wing dragon guardian of the fortress. And god damn while I got a chance I gotta start beating your ass just while I can. Jesus Christ. I gotta just start beating your ass. Attack directly. The only monster that I could play to get around this would be relinquish. Yeah well you you've shown that that hasn't been an issue for you. My millennium eye is showing that I'm going to draw it right now draw. Oh well you know what uh you call me the pharaoh but I'm gonna fucking hide for a little bit. God damn you. Shit I might as well set and shit up too. Oh brother. Yeah I might as well try to hide bro. I kind of get my happy big game. Attack one time. I'll get my head beat. Attack you once. Yeah for 2100 bro. I'm going to battle phase just like it like. Grr. Grr. Grr. Growling. Hey. I'm gonna end my turn. He's barking at the moon bro relax. You better just sit there let me draw something real quick. Draw. Hmm. I didn't have a choice but to do that one. Not the card I wanted though easy not the card at all. This is uh it's not great. This is not great. Not huge another monster face down and end my turn. Not huge on the field difference going on here. God sword and revealing light was so fucking annoying back in the day when there's nothing to get rid of it. I'm fucked man I'm straight fucked for real. This is my last turn of being protected by the swords of revealing light. Enjoy your last turn Pegasus. Oh shit. I'll be finishing this next turn. It's so threatening when they die like that. Come on bro you got like your whole deck in your hand. Yeah. I'm afraid it's time to end this duel. This is what this deck will do to you man. Come on bro you don't gotta do it to me. Does he really have game? Find out after this short ad break on Yu-Yu character duels. I'll start by playing my advanced ritual art. Oh brother that's actually a good that's a decent card what? It is yeah it made this was the only redeeming quality of having all these normal monsters. I'll throw these two cards away to call forth my magician of black chaos. That doesn't seem very fair to me. I mean that's just me I guess. Now I'll flip over my giant soldier of stone and I truly just have to start trying to beat your ass. What you laughing at? Is this gonna work though? Oh wait I know what one of those idiots are. No you don't. I promise you you don't. My tuned Gemini elf and my tuned mass sorcerer. Yes I did not know what they were. I was gonna say if you did that was just a really then you had the millennium eye. We really just duel it for no purpose then. All right bro I guess you lose next turn bro. Relinquished if you're out there. Please do not lie. I could really use I could I could really use some help right now. Relinquished so you've decided to show up after all with in the form of manju of 10 000 ads. And then I'll simply add a relinquished to my hand. I don't like this I don't quite like this. Then I'll play the spell card black illusion ritual. Got rid of a tuned summon skull. I was thinking of getting rid of the guy on the field but I'll be fine. Relinquished without target magician of black actually yes. This guy ever catch a break. And now I'll be setting my mirror force. Ain't no goddamn way. Matt doesn't check out. I don't have game yet. No it's still too risky. So I'll have to use my monster reborn. Fucking the bring forth magician of black chaos. Oh my god man. I wouldn't try to go for relinquished but it's once for turd. Okay draw. God damn you man. Oh my god. What about second horn of unicorn? Bro can you just lose man. Yeah I just I just oh it's all downhill from here. It's just truly all downhill from here. Is that defense? He's running for real. Bro what the fuck am I supposed to do to this? I don't know. Oh great just ruin my fucking draw phase. I don't even get to pick. This thing's just on top of my deck now. I actually thought about not doing that because I don't know that seems risky but also I just want to clutter up your hand I guess. Yeah you did it. Damn he turd changed instantaneously. It did. Monster reborn broken. Back in the olden days man. Shit well I'm just gonna start dying man. You needed that to set that. Oh shit. I'm just going through it right now dude. I'm just going through it right now. I knew mirror force was gonna get me one of these duels. I knew it. I knew it wasn't gonna mean shit because my deck is so bad. You would have had me if I didn't have monster reward and also I didn't have magician of black chaos. Excellent. I'll play the spell card tune table of content allowing me to search my deck for any tune card. I'll choose tune table of content which will allow me to play tune table of content to search my deck for any tune card. And I guess I'll get like uh I mean really all these cards are so bad. Toon Gemini Alphas all right I guess. Can that attack on the turn at summon? No I wish. Oh I'm getting fucking cooked by my own tunes. In your eyes what defines a true duelist to you? What are you talking about? What is a true duelist? Someone that shares their discord screen lets me see their hand. I have but one option and it starts with brain control. Oh no. I can only take a monster that can be normal summon though. Oh wow brain control has some uh effects on it. Yes but oh god okay hold on no I gotta think gotta think gotta think gotta think. Gotta think I gotta think. God I'm so close to just like being able to just literally just fucking cook you. Whatever you got it seems like you you try to scheme something from the anime bro. I am oh I am. So like why don't we just don't do that. Let me think man let me think. I play black magic ritual. What is this? It's just there's a card I don't want to get rid of. All the card if I could just have if I had one more monster card you'd be cooked right now. Then why didn't you wait another turn? Because I need to you're scaring me with your board man. Uh okay you know what throw this away and we will throw this away. The call forth the true magician of black chaos and if your memory isn't too hazy I still have my horn of the unicorn. That's annoying. This is why I didn't want to send horn of the unicorn back for this specific reason. Now I'll go to battle. I'm trying to do a thousand damage fuck all that weak shit. Oh okay okay not good for me not good for me at all. Relinquish is just the biggest fuck. It goes back to you. I should have gone rid of it. Oh yeah it did. You're ballsy. Ha ha ha ha. Someone doesn't possess the same millennium eye that I do. Say setting one card and doing that is that. It says a lot about my character doesn't it. And now you'll just have to sit there and wonder is that really mere force. Is he that good at top decking? I'm so scared. Oh you consider it to bluff because you don't possess the same eye that I do. If he was crazy you're actually making me nervous. That's the thing is why would I do that play unless it was mere for it. But a desperate man would do desperate things. Did your deck even have mere force? I don't know I simply made the card game. Well I can't risk it man. I can't I can't risk it I believe you. Anyway you've fallen for my bluff for long enough for me to draw mystical space type food. I hate Horn of the Unicorn. God it's just it's just such a horrible card. But then again why would I crash when I simply have mere force. I'll have you discard that card now. It's not my mystic card. Forcing you to draw Horn of the Unicorn. At least that's what my eye is telling me Yu-Gi-Boy. But it doesn't matter with my set does it. My face down the card that you're so evil. I have to do it when the time is right. But at any moment you can draw relinquished. And it looks like you're all out of time Yu-Gi-Boy. Please. Bro don't suck up my magician bro please bro. No I will do exactly that. No this is so unfair. Bro Yu-Gi's deck is so fucking bad. He's not him. He doesn't even run three of those advanced ritual arts. He runs fucking one and then the rest are the dumb ritual version. Homie drop. Homie drop. Yes bro. Okay. God damn what what what am I gonna. My mirror force is gone. That's the only thing that would turn this duel around. It is yes. God. I know you ain't run two mirror forces or this ain't gonna stop me. I mean but like means you're like those homie drop. Those homie drop. You want to. I'll give you two but only because my eye allows me to see. Spell shattering arrow. Oh brother man. Oh brother. All right bro just fucking with it. Here you go. Here you go man. Give it to the linguist. Yay. Enjoy that. It's been the bane of my existence. Go off. Why you really did give me just enough. Yeah go off bro. Go off. Let the linguist do it. All right now tell me honest. Is it actually mirror force? It was yeah. But I really wish it wasn't. Because I realized after I played it like yeah I drew mirror force. But if I just set anything and just attack directly. That is such intimidating aura. God that bro like these decks are on completely different levels. I'm going to go ahead and say I don't think you you win in that one nine times that it does. Yeah but not with this deck. Holy shit man. And we say this every video but I'm going to say it especially now because my deck is exceptionally anime. I am talking like this is bad dude like oh my god. We get these decks online so we did not make these decks. This is not optimal utopia versus optimal. No this is in fact mine is like so anime that Dion had to write down a list of cards that aren't even real. And surprisingly like some of the cards some of the cards were real. But maybe they just haven't come out yet. Yeah maybe anyway do I want to play this card. I don't think I do. I mean maybe if I draw my one. So my deck is so anime I'll say this right now. I have one copy of everything. So do not look at any card I have and go damn if you draw another one of those. Nope that ain't happening. What is this what is this card. But you know what it doesn't matter because I'm feeling the play of face down card. Is that what Clutcher sounded like to you. And I'll play another face down card. I'm mad one of us isn't playing kite because that guy's voice was hilarious to me in the episode we saw. I'll play my photon thrasher. I'll sacrifice my photon thrasher and my photon celestial. If you don't want to see kite no let us know. Oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold on wait a minute. Watch this dude watch this watch this anime combo. I'll play the monster we all know and love. Flelf. And then I'll activate its effect to reveal one card in my hand. It increases level by that much. Okay so you're level five. Then I'll play the spell card bound wand to increase my attack for 100 for every rank I have. I have a home totaling 1300. You're really uh you're really scaring you're scaring the hoes with that one. Thanks Flelf is good at that. You've activated my gimmick puppet twilight joker. You're really combining it with what's his face here. I just want to do kite's voice. I'll sacrifice my Flelf and make it out. My guy's name is Flelf. No wonder they gave me 800 attack bro. Your name is Flelf. Leave him alone he's a Flelf dude. That's a tough name to live with. He's Flelf. And because I only have a gimmick puppet on the field. I can special summon my gimmick puppet magnet doll. See what crazy is you get a level eight exceeds here and I don't get that at all. I'm just getting started. I don't know anything about Yuma. Oh he's really feeling the flow. I build the overlay network to call forth number 40 gimmick puppet gigantes. Gimmick puppet of strings ronkard. What is happening to you? It's my gimmick puppet of strings brother. I mean that much I that much I understand. I mean go off damn brother go off. Now I'll proceed to battle. In dueling that's how he sounds. I think he has a different voice actor. Gimmick puppet of strings is effect activates melody of mayhem. Now put kite up on the screen just put kite. Thrasher in flasher on. I just like photon flasher. I really I'm deciding I want to do bro I'm reading my anime card. Shut up. I'm feeling the flow. You can't beat my gimmick puppet of strings. I'll just take half of the damage I would normally take here. With my damage diet card. Damn you take it half of the damage. I only take a thousand. Also thanks to bound wand I'm able to bring back my flelf. Why do they all sound like dorks? This time I'll be a bit smarter and put them in defense mode. Not bad. Yuma we ain't winning this duel chief. Oh damn I kind of had a misplay I could have done something for real. You can't do anything for real. Can I just like game on you right now? You can try. I definitely could. I definitely could try that's for sure. I don't know if I can. You have nothing to get over my gimmick puppet of strings. You shut up. This is such a hard duel man. You wanna be my fan. That's one of his things. That's one of his gimmicks should I say. Let me look into my bag of tricks here see what I can do to you. I actually I might be gaming here hold up wait a minute you know what I'm saying. Okay wait let me think yeah let me think you might if I think a little bit you might have a you might have a you might have a think a little bit. No thought will win you this duel. Oh yeah. Then I'll have to activate my trap card nitwit outwit by discarding one monster. I can decrease your attack points by the original value of that monster's attack. Impossible. Nope I'm only just getting started. I'll bring forth my girl and shave my flelf to attack him up. Sounds like a fucking smoker bro. Nope just feeling the flow. I'll use monster reborn to bring. Zubababa Buster. You have a level three exceed monster. Yeah yeah. Shut up this is like the worst duel of all time. Go ahead and attack over my gimmick puppet of strings. I will. I will. I'm trying to decide what I'm going to do that with. Come on bro. I'm going to build the elephant that way. And bring forth temtempo the percussion gin. What the fuck is this little litty. I'll activate his effect by using one of my material and I'm going to make that so you lose one of your material. Unreal. Come on you don't have a fucking face down dude. That would have ruined my life. I did so much reading. Flelf get him. I'll play my call of the haunted. No way. To bring back my gimmick puppet of strings. Ass. This is so ass for me dude. I am my turn. I just built the whole ass overlay network man. That's all I got for real. Now it's time for me to game on you. Game on me. Is that a fucking deal? I'll play my gimmick puppet scissor hands. Arms whatever. Scissor arms. This man. I can send one gimmick puppet monster from my deck to save you. Wow. What the fuck are you talking about. And I'll send my gimmick puppet dreary dolls. Oh my gosh. Now I can activate dreary dolls graveyard effects. Our deck's not built to save for real. How do you think I'm built in that pegaceous universe. Our deck didn't build to save. My one big play was summoning Tempo the percussive jinn. And I had to use monsterry board to make that play happen. I'll banish one gimmick puppet to special summon my gimmick puppet dreary doll. And I truly didn't think this through because I don't have another level eight. But I'll proceed to battle. Tempo. Scissor arms. Shit. It degraded two monsters. And I'll end my turn. This duel ain't looking so hot for me. I am out of resources. I am out of cards. I am feeling the flow for real. No. No. No. Because watch this. Watch this. I'm really feeling the flow. I'll activate my second core of the horn piece to bring forth my gimmick puppet twilight Joker. He's telling a joke. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Oh no. Yep. I lose. I was hoping. I was hoping against all hope. Oh damn it. Commander of Swords. If you drew a spell or trap card, I was going to destroy one of your call-in-the-authent. And it would have been the greatest play to ever be played. But you drew a monster. So you're lucky. You're lucky I'm trying to game on you right now because I ain't even going to finish you. The hell am I supposed to be? First I'm going to go into battle. And I will do some damage. Scissor arms. Twilight Joker. He's a comedian. Yeah. Gimmick puppet of strings. Gimmick puppet of strings. I don't think so. And now it's time for you to witness the true beast of destruction. Gimmick puppet of strings. 3k is such a big ask man. I'm surprised I got over gimmick puppet of strings once. Two call-in-the-authent. I'm just fair at all. I'll play my gimmick puppet gear changer. I can target one gimmick puppet and match its level. Jumping up to level eight. Oh my god he's three level eights. And I'll be using all three. Do you have the line? Two aced summon. The great and powerful. Gimmick puppet of Leo. Who has a win condition. I get three counters on him, I just win. But I can only get those counters if I don't have spells or traps on the field. So I'll probably just beat you over the head with him. Next turn. Not a man of destiny, eh? I don't know how I'm going to... It's a good thing I believe in destiny. Talk about a good draw. What you talking about, bitch? That ain't shit. Yeah, okay. Okay, whatever you could say that. It ain't true though. I'll switch my gimmick puppet of Leo to defense mode. I do this. And I will simply cook you. I was going to say. Oh no, dude. I worked so hard to get over gimmick puppet of strings once. Yeah, I had three pull of the haunted. That shit was crazy difficult. Three call of the haunted. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and go first. All right. My first... Didn't I go first last time and open with Flelf? Flelf, yeah. And you... Flelf and downline. I don't know why you used that resource so quickly. Gaining attack points based on your level could have been good in like a monster that wasn't base level three. What? I don't understand half of you of his cards, man. Why did he build his deck like this? Okay. Hey. Hey. That's a... What? This is a level six? I just ain't right. I just ain't right for real. Level 1700 meter. Yeah, I know. Pretty good, huh? Pretty scary. But not as scary as my gimmick puppets. I'll play gimmick puppet scissor arms. Oh, brother. Sending one gimmick puppet from my deck to the graveyard. Oh, brother. He gets a free level eight. I'll send my dreary doll. Next, I'll play my foolish burial. Oh, brother. And I'll send away... Don't quite know who I'll send away, actually. You're just sending monsters to the graveyard. Why have my reasons? Quiet your mouth. Um, dude, this is crazy. I'll send my magnet doll away. Now I'll place one card face down and end my turn. Okay, well... Yeah, bro. You ain't so strong when you don't got kind as your teammate, bro. I've got to say that. Fuck you, dude. I'll just set one, and you know what? I'll keep it real classic. I'm gonna keep it the most classic it's ever been. Then I'm gonna go to main phase two, and I'm gonna hit you with Chachacot Archer. Yeah, you must not have known because you didn't feel the flow, but this is a level six tribute, and I'm going to snipe your face down. This is okay. Are you like holding on to your call of the haunted's effect? All right, let's get it out of there. Yeah, I mean, I just want to make sure about it, right? Let's get it out of there then. Enough of your call of the haunted's. I drew the out. I'm dealing the flow. You fucking lose this. Level six, 1200 is wild, bro. Yeah, I know. Chachacot Archer, Driridol. Activate your effect. I can banish one gimmick puppet and special summon Driridol from my grave. Make sense to me. That's just seems fair. I'm not done yet, Yuma. We have to play my gimmick puppet gear changer. Gear changer. And become a level eight like my Driridol. Next I'll build the overlay. Gimmick puppet of strings. I'll attack your Chachacot. I won't let you take her. I'll still take the damage. Desperate for a level six on the field, eh? Just desperate to keep Archer on the field. Desperate to keep anything on the field. I work so hard, you know. Level 1200 levels. The 1200 attack level six is funny as fuck to me. Ain't nothing funny about it, man. Why not just 2,000 or something? God, I'm misplanned. I just realized I could have done something during main phase two right there. Maybe. No, 100%, bro. You know, maybe. I'll play my gimmick puppet destroy. If I activate his effect, I can destroy my destroy. I'm struggling. Once destroyed, destroy is affected. Oh, I get it. Destroy. Yeah, nice, man. Now I can special summon two gimmick puppets. Two? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I not say that clearly? Two gimmick puppets. I just don't seem fair to me, but like, whatever. His deck gets level eight exceeds monsters like it's free. I don't remember half the cards in my deck, but there's got to be a card in here that stops this. Yeah, good luck. Hey, I doubt it. Hey, I doubt it. And I'm actually not going to go into my next exceed monster. Instead, I'll go into battle and destroy your chakakaram archer. That's annoying. And I'll end my turn. Damn, well, looks like archer lives her final days. Hey, bro, if it makes you feel any better, your life points will not hit a zero. They will not. They will not. My overlay eater. You just whipped it up pretty bad. He's a chameleon. You must have confidence in that last card you played face down. Next, I'll play my gear changer and I'll become a level eight monster. My god. Followed by bringing out my ultimate creature. I know why you got a mere force, but just in case I'm put in defense mode. Give me a puppet of Leo. I'll activate his effect. I remove one overlay to gain one counter. Is that how overlay eaters are? Who's the smoke very good? Oh, and I can't. Oh, okay. So that's something to note. I didn't pay attention to that. But if I use gimmick puppet of Leo's effect, I can't go into battle phase. Oh, really? Yeah. But if I get three counters, I just win. So good luck. Yeah, I guess that'll do that. Come on, Yuma. Don't be bashful. If you want an autograph, all you had to do was ask. This isn't good. This isn't good. Oh, I don't know what to do. I have a plan. Okay, bold. It's bold. It's genius. It's something fresh, something new. Since I can't attack after using this effect, I'll switch this to attack mode. Now I'll activate number 88 gimmick puppet of Leo. Yeah, you're using its effect to get my second counter. One more and this duel is over. I need to draw the out. I need the out. This isn't the out. Or is it the out? I'll play Ga Ga Ga Gardner. Then I'll activate the spell card monster reborn. To bring back my Suzkanite. What did you call him? I don't know. I don't know his name. Tosuke? It's literally Tosuke with a T in front, bro. It's Tosuke. Then I'll bring forth the one and only number 39, Utopia. Okay. But I'm not done. I'll use Utopia to form the overlay network one more time. To bring forth out number 39, C39 Utopia Ray. I only today found out that that means chaos. Then in my graveyard, I'll use the effect of overlay eater to eat away one of your material and give it to me. So your effect no longer counts because you need three. No. He's activating the power of anime. Yes, I am. That's actually bad. It actually sucks for me. I cannot activate its effect. You need to have a thousand or less life points to activate that effect. Oh, hey, that's not good for me at all. I should have stopped the Utopia. I thought I was going to go crazy. I thought I was going to go stoop. I thought I was going to die. I subbed the one you know and love. What is this there? The great Dino Rhyme style. Egghead. Oh, I simply discard one gimmick puppet to inflict 800 damage. Oh, I have it. Oh, that's actually that could come in handy. Damage diet. But will it be enough? Only one way to find out. It looks like thanks to damage diet, I live with just enough to activate heartfelt appeal, bringing your gimmick puppet to my side of the field. It hurts. Unfortunately, this duel still comes to a close. I discard and add a counter onto both of your monsters. I only have the one. My monster in yours. They're both mine, actually. And now I end my turn. Not a bad move, I guess. Hey, bro, I didn't even go. Why do you? I thought this effect was going to go off during my end phase. Well, you start wrong, didn't you? Oh, it's during the end of your turn. That's pretty luck. All right. So you took my card, but like, oh, you can't attack. Okay. Yeah, no, I can't, which is not great. But I can't attack it. It's not very good, is it? Not very good at all. Go ahead and end that turn. Go on. End it. Like gaga-ga girl. I'll change him to defense position. He's going to leave the field right now anyway, bro. Go on. End your turn. Once we're turned during the end phase, the next end phase of the opponent of the player. Wait, what? During the end of your turn, you're going to take 500 damage for each counter on the field. Okay. It's just a thousand. Yep. So you're still alive, but not for long. Well, then I'll activate damage diets effect in the graveyard. I only take half. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of living, bro. It's not enough to save me, but I'm just kind of living for a little bit. You know, I'm kind of playing with your friend as they do, bro. I kind of help my own. I like them. Ooh, should I do this? Nah, see, nah, see, nah. Hey, bro, your call. You want a homie drop? I don't believe in homie drops. Then get cooked, bro. Hey, bro, you act like you got a choice over there. You better just activate whatever you got. Oh, use the effect of my knight to special summon of an edgier battle phase. I'll activate my gimmick puppets effect. This is not good for me. The only I need to draw, I need to draw a level four, a level three, or I lose. End my turn. Draw. Oh, no. No level fours or threes. No, no, it does not. No, no, no, no, no. Damn it. I can't. I can't even do anything. You can just watch as your monsters blow up. But this is ass right now, dude. This is not good right now, dude. I'm really hungry now. I really gave it my all. But just fuck it enough. It's time. God damn. God damn. I drew Bound Wand. Oh, OK. Damn it. I played around so much damage negation. Why? Why was you so afraid of damage negation? Obviously, there was for good reason. He kept you alive. All right. Last door. I'm getting one way. I can feel like I'm on the cusp of winning. Watch me get most godly in this. My anime protagonist powers were really kicking in that last door. It just wasn't enough. How about first this time if you want? Why would I care if you go first? I just haven't yet, bro. All right. Maybe that could be the difference. I'll let you go first. I don't know why I'm listening to you on this stuff, man, because my human anime deck is kind of failing me right now. Come on, human anime deck. Not a bad starting hand. I'll start with my gimmick puppet Dastroy. And I'll play my foolish burial first. I will throw away. If I just stayed with Utopia, that would have been a better play. Dude, that's crazy. So many bad maneuvers. Now I'll blow up my destroy. Fucking crazy. And now I'll bring forth my gimmick puppet Driridaw and my gimmick puppet Nightmare. And I'm feeling a little merciful right now. So I'll go ahead and just end my turn right there. You need all the pulled punches you can get. I'll draw. Oh, man. You know what? I don't believe in pulled punches. So I'm simply going to make a devastating play. I actually could pop off right now, I think. But you know what? I'll just feel the flow and feel the speed of card, card D. I have to discard one? Oh, shit. Yeah, you got more than seven. Draw. See, this is the kind of card that is just acid in anime deck. Dude's like, I don't have this kind of luxury. Oh, OK. I'll set a card and now I'm tired of pulling punches. I call forth my gimmick puppet of strings. I hate that you set a whole ass call of the haunted. You'll never know. But whatever. It's time for me to feel the flow. He already wore an absolute beatdown, by the way. First, I'll set a face out. Then I'll summon Golden Brach and activate its effect. But I'll also activate the effect of my kage to kage. Kage to kage. Not him. No, I won't, dude. And then I'll also bring out Zubaba Buster. You know where this is going. Bro, look at this. Look at my overlay building. Utopia. But it doesn't stop there. Nice exceed monster. Do they make them for men? It doesn't stop there at all. I'll also build the even further beyond overlay network and bring out seat 39. Utopia Ray. We've been here, bro. This guy doesn't do anything unless you've got the card in my hand that allows me to attach to him. Giving him an extra 1,000 attack points. Why, I just so happen to have that exact card. I don't quite like this. Try one face up monster on the field that has the lowest attack. It's me. Yeah, it's you, so go ahead. Goodbye, everybody. I'll see you all in therapy. Anyway, Dion. Are you starting to feel fear? Not at all. Don't underestimate my gimmick puppets for starters. I'll activate Drury Doll's Grapecraft. This ain't even nothing, bro. Drury Doll, level eight, whatever, bro. What do you got? What do you got that scares me for? Oh, you'll see. Drury Doll. Drury Doll. And now I'll play my gimmick puppet Humpty Dumpty, allowing me to special summon a gimmick puppet from my hand. Oh, god. He could build the overlay network. He could go into a level eight. And now I'll car forth my gimmick puppet giant grinder. Discard one card to destroy a special summon monster. No, that is not good. And deal damage. That's not good at all. Don't worry. You said we're not pulling punches. Now I activate Call of the Haunted. That's not good at all, dude. Come back, my gimmick puppet of strings. Ah, not a lot. I should have never made the misplay of attacking with my direct mounts, but that was a mistake. Yeah, a homie drop. Dangerous territory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have confidants. I got rid of your one. I mean, I hope you only have one of these C39s because C39 would be scary now that you have less than 2,000. Yeah, it would be. But I do not. I only have one of every monster. I'm not even sure how I summon this guy. There's like half the cards in this deck. I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to do this. I actually had a god-like opening hand, too. Hey, bro, it's all in the deck. You win some. You lose some, brother. Giant grinder grinds his bones to make your bread. I'll say it. If Kai was here, bro, he wouldn't let that happen to you, bro. I'm better in tag duels, bro. We would have been like, Yuma, you have to get your head together. I fucking hate his voice. I can't remember what it was though. Well, that was the duel. Anime couldn't come through that time, but it was, you know, we got close on the last one. Just maybe I should have waited a few more turns, but you know what, bro, I think the end of the day is good enough. Oh, I'm pleased with the result. I got good out there. Generation next. Anyway, today we're going to get our game on as I'm going to be playing the role of Jaden and Siriax here will be playing the role of Sartorius Kumar. And you are using the Arcana force deck, so you need luck on your side. You dare test fate? Oh, brother, this guy plays dueling. Oh, brother, this guy's in gold. I haven't played since the rank reset. You know what, I feel like Jaden, I feel like I wouldn't have won that coin toss, so I'm going to let you go first, actually. Okay. All right. She would make his opponent go first. I got to mention this. As always, just a little preface. We did not create the optimal elemental hero deck versus the optimal Arcana force deck. This is literally a legacy of the duelist decks of these characters. Yes. So that is very important to mention. These are legacy of the duelist decks of where these characters dueled. We did not make them ourselves. In fact, we actually don't even know how to play these decks. We just made them without even reading the cards. I play pot of greed. We had to replace pot of greed with pot of extravagance. He doesn't have an extra deck, so I can. Well, guess who's getting ash blossomed? Probably somebody in 5D is not here. Could you imagine? I'll start by playing a card face down. Oh, brother, this guy's breaking. I'll end my turn. I'll draw. Interesting. You know what? I'm also, I'll use... Here's what I'm going to do, right? Here's what I'm going to do. I'll activate the spell card Dark World Dealings for avid viewers at home looking. You're going to be like, Wait a second. He didn't use that card. Listen, Jane ran three copies of Graceful Charity. It's no wonder he won as many duels as he did. He cheated. Anyway, I have to discard a card. So I'll just discard a random card. You don't have to look at that. Oh yeah, it makes me discard one too, she... I will throw this ball away. And then I think I'll also just... I need more pie. I guess I'm just going to set one face down and I'm going to throw it out of face down and end my turn. I'm going to copy my moves. Yeah, well, your moves are pretty inspiring. How lucky do you feel? I'm feeling pretty lucky. I play a cup of ace. Oh, you're just doing it raw. Yeah. Oh, come on, brother. Give me two. I could have really used that advantage right there, man. I'm going to save this. I'll play. I'll play a card face down. I'll play another card face down. All I need to draw is my boss monster and you're cooked, man. Yeah, I doubt it. Hey, I doubt it. Hey, I doubt it. Cup of ace, use it as bitch, dude. Oh, I'm not past that yet. Oh, brother, Roman numerals, bro. I'll play my arcana force, the emperor. He's just skipping a number. You're not even sure. Oh, damn! We weak now. Damn, that's never the last. That's a huge able attack. I don't have time. For you, man. Oh, damn. That's a huge L for you. Bro, are you not a Jaden player? Why would you play freaking Glomaw's face down? He doesn't get his effect. You could have just got destroyed. He doesn't get his effect, but you know what? He's going to have to deal with that anyway. Well, now we have to make the spell card dark world dealings. Brother. Oh, my God. I didn't know he had three. God damn it. All right. You dare test fate? I guess I do, right? But then I'm just going to give you advantage. You know what? I'm going to trust in my cards. I'm going to attack your face down with Neospacian Glomaw's. Sorry, I use a lot of elemental heroes. A spell card. I mean, I get to attack directly. What? Impossible. This duel's just getting started, bro. Anyway, I'm going to lose. This duel's about to end. Oh, yeah? What if I power up my Neospacian Glomaw's with a bit more attack? Oh, it didn't work like that. Well, whatever. I'll activate Neospacian Glom's. God damn Neospacian's useless. This card is useless. Your fate is sealed. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to deck you out. I'll play second coin toss. This is getting very ridiculous. I'll play the agent of creation. I'll activate its effect. Oh, brother. This card is so good. I'll bring forth a mystical shine ball. This guy's actually using modern, well, not even modern, but old engines. You can't afford taking these lifeline losses, man. I'm fine. Are you going to do like a triple tribute to them? And now I will send three cards to the graveyard to bring forth Arcana Force. EX, the light ruler. Oh. Tails. Hmm. Do I like Tails? Let's see. Oh my god. What a spell trap that targets this card. And I can negate it. You know what? I don't want that. I don't want that. Really? Yeah. I'm OK with this result. And now battle. The thing is, you might have luck when it comes to coin tosses, but how about your draws? Yeah, we'll see. Glomaw's. Make him draw a monster. Yes. Your battle phase is over. Damn it. You dare test your fate? Now it's my turn to draw. Wait, so what do I need? I need to draw. OK, either a spell or trap gets rid of you. OK. Looks like it's time to get our game on. I'll use the effective elemental hero and necro shade in the graveyard to bring forth Nios. Yeah. You didn't know I got it like that. That's almost as strong as my Arcana Force. And then I'll fusion, Southern, using contact fusion, of course, shuffling both my Glomaw's and Nios to the deck to bring forth Glow Nios. What does this guy do? Target one face-up card you destroyed. You really should have left it on Tails. I don't know, because I think it's only spell or trap. Like, I wouldn't be able to negate a monster effect. Now, or monster effect, spell trap, or monster effect. Thanks for the reminder, reversal of fate. And now I'm Tails. Make your move. You know what? I will make my move. Not as simple anymore, is it? No, it's not. No, it's really not. I'm going to use my Glomaw's effect to target your spell card. My second coin toss. Impossible. And now because I destroyed a spell card, I get to walk my way to your life point. What? I didn't know I did that. This is going to hurt. Yes, it is. My strategy this game is to just kick and scream until hopefully I just don't die, even though I'm going to die. On my turn. Tested me for too long. See, now I got a Beech OS. See, now I got a Beech OS. Don't do that. There's really no need to do that. There's really no need to do that. I'll play the field spell. Light barrier. You got a field spell too, man. This is whack. Yeah, yeah. I can just choose which effect without tossing a coin. Oh yeah, it's your standby phase. And now I'll play my Arcana Force, the Emperor. I have no other numerals. I will select heads. That's whack, bro. If you had a two tails, that could have saved me. Well, why am I not plus? Oh, does Neo Space lower me? No, you already have heads on one of your Arcana Force. This little dork, I forgot about this idiot. God damn it. God damn me. Bro, this guy has no extra deck. All right. That's your fob. I'll attack. What do you mean it's my fob? He didn't have one. That's the only reason I... Contact Fusion is not good, Konami. Why did you think Contact Fusion was what? Oh, give me some life ones. What the fuck? Don't you test fate with me, boy? Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. Gonna have to really draw my way out on Pickle here. All normal summon glow. Oh my god. It's my only chance. You stalling ass, boo. I'm gonna have to deck him out, bro. A monster card, meeting my battle face. Is it fortunately empty? Okay. More of it. Now I wish I... Ah, shit. You're gonna have to hope I get unlucky on five attacks. What do you mean? You get unlucky on the first one. You're fucking battle face over, kid. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get a monster out of just one of them. And my phase. No! How should I cook this one? Sound like a Minecraft villager over there, bro. Arcana Force VII. Tails, tails, tails, tails, yes! Oh, brother. Bro, now I just can attack that instead of your... See, that's not as funny now. This works out for me, brother. And I get some life points for this. No, I don't, because it was your monster. All right, you just need to stop one of these attacks. What do you mean I need to stop? I need to stop the first one, otherwise I'd die. Oh, yeah. Oh, god damn it. And it looks like you didn't. I drew this. MST! Stupid! Let's just whack shit out of here, bro. Glomos, no! I'm a merciful god. Take your last pathetic turn. I don't think there's a single card in my deck that could save me here. You know, have miracle contact or something. Draw. No. God. Damn it. God, damn it! This card would have been useful. I'll activate Neo Space. Oh, brother. Yeah, maybe if you had those three graceful charities. I was gonna say, what's crazy if contact fusion wasn't an ass? Like, I would not be in a bad situation right now. But, oh. See, I had over so much, but Nios went back to the deck and not the graveyard. Here, here, life is just a shame. Life is a shame. Anyway, go to Dexmo, because you ain't beat me the next door. All right, brother. Let me just go ahead and wrap it up, Nian. You ain't beat me the next door. The light ruler. Finish him! It really had me just glomossing my way, hoping to have our victory, bro. You got, you got, you got some, you got some, you know, direct damage in there, bro. That was pretty good. I did, but I just, I kind of forgot that when you hit me so hard, you were going to gain back the life points anywhere. I forgot about that, too, until it happened. I'm going first now, bro. You're wack. I'm going first. All right, that's what I need to, I need to realize that I, you know, I can't always contact fuse. That was my bad. I'll activate the spell card e-emergency call. Allowing me to add one elemental hero monster from my deck to my hand. Impossible. Nope. It's very possible. And I'll choose Sparkman. Then I'll activate reinforcement of the RV. Ooh, combos. And I'll add avian. I don't know if I want to play any of these. I probably can't OTK you. What the fuck does that mean? I'm just saying, like, if you don't play a monster, if you're trying to protect your monsters or something. No, it's fine. I'll just play Sparkman in attack mode and end my turn. I'm not going to win this duel by playing afraid. What kind of villain has MST? Pot of extravagance. Jesus Christ! Light barrier. And now I'll play my Arcana Force. I get to choose. And I'll select heads this time, putting me just above your Sparkman. And now I'll attack. Okay, that's annoying. I'll activate hero counter attack. Hey, stop. Now you have to choose a random card in my hand. And if it's an elemental hero, you lose that card and I get the special summon mine. Looks like you lose. Pop and Burstinitrix hits the field. It's a damn shame you got all this life for it. Burstinitrix can't take that much, dude. I'll play a card face down and end my turn. I'm already not going to win this. Every once in a while, there's got to be a video where you just get cooked, bro. What can I say? It's that video. It's that time. I'll summon my Avion. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you're regretting. I bet you're regretting this normal hero beatdown you're seeing right now. You're getting kind of bodied for real. I've lost 600 life points total so far. Now flip tail so you can't choose whatever effect you want. Tails, tails, tails, tails, tails, tails, tails, protagonist. I need it. Actually, I have to have confidence. Cup of Ace. Yeah, have confidence. Yeah. I really needed that. Oh, you want to see a combo, Dotto. I don't want to see anything, but you getting tails on Cup of Ace so I can win the Arcana Force One. I will select heads. Okay, I see you're going to have Spell card. And now I'll play my second Cup of Ace. Please, please, please, please. Heads. Yeah. Dear God, somebody help me. Yeah, double my attack. Is that once perturbed? I don't know. I don't know. You don't say once perturbed, so my second Light Barrier. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh, damn it. I don't want to work. Because it's already it's double original attack. Oh, double the original attack. I thought I would just keep doubling. Because it's double original attack. The card would be kind of broken if that was the case. I thought it was going to add on another. Look, look, look, look, look. It's Women's History Month part two. So I'm about to beat this guy's ass. No matter to me. Should I activate this? Activate what? No, I won't. I choose not to. Crazy. You just get to juice me for life points like this. Yeah, bro. I'm air hummingbird. Uh, I don't have air neos, so. Yeah, you better not play a spell. I'll activate Foolish Burial. Well, now I'm going to be stronger than you. I'll activate Graveyard. And I'm going to send Necrochet. Oh, should I guess I should have attacked first time? I told you, bro. I didn't think that through. I literally told you before you did it. Don't play a spell. You did, you did, but I didn't think about it, bro. Oh, brother. And then you put it in defense mode when I, I couldn't attack over you unless I had a spell. And you don't have a spell. Oh, brother. You have a spell in my hand. No. What? What? I don't. What the fuck? I, however, will simply. Oh, this is interesting. I will simply, I like that Burstinitrix you got there. Would you mind sharing it? Give me heads. I'm on tails. Shit. Thank God, man. Finally. I've been eating. I've been eating now. Now I've got the Arcana Force. Shit. I wish I left for Cititrix and attack now. You are a fool. I was. Why couldn't I use this? I could really turn this around if I draw Nios. Every decision I've made has been the incorrect one. Anyway, it's time for me to attack now. Impossible. I'm giving now. Now it's dual time, baby. I've accessed the dual terminals. You enjoy this while you can. I'm eating other tails. God damn it. The Arcana Force is just out in full effect tonight. Yeah, on your side too. Except for the chariot. The chariot is constantly on my side. And you know what? I could appreciate that. What you got that gets over 1700, bro. I end my turn. Nice turn. Did they make it for men? Anyway, I draw. Oh, yes. I'll take it. I'll activate the Spellcard E Emergency Call, which I've only just realized. I crafted this for this video and that's a prismatic right there. And I'll get Elemental Hero Nios. Then I'll activate. Then I'll Normal Summon Nios using Necro Shades Effect in the graveyard. Boom. Then I'll use the Spellcard H Heated Heart. Oh, brother. This guy's jaded. Oh, piercing damage. That's right. It's gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt. But I'm not destroyed because I can't be destroyed by battle. Dammit. I heated heart was the only thing I had going for me then. Damn, that's your hurt. Tails again, please. God damn it. Let's play a game. Arcana Force. Yeah. Cannot be destroyed by battle. How the fuck I'm getting over this thing? I guess I can use one of my Nios contact fusions, but... Yeah, that's what I'm kind of scared of. Damn. Arcana Force. Damn. Oh, you get to choose, huh? I was a little worried it was gonna boost you up too. I was hoping. I'll get rid of the traitor. The chariot. He was, he was, would be shooting into Jim. Oh my God. This is such an uphill battle for me. It's ridiculous. I'm a boss battle, bro. This is the, this is the villain. New turn, new me. Once again, I'll activate the classic Jaden spell card, Dark World Dealing. And I'll ditch my neck crocheted in my hand. Then I'll play the spell card, Niospace. Hey, Dotto, I'm just gonna tell you right now, tread lightly. This motherfucker kind of is... I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I warned. Warn me what? Honest. Honest? What in the... Kind of doing this? What the fuck? I told you to tread lightly, boy. You didn't listen to me. This is dumb. All right, well, just so I won't die, I guess I'll play my Silent Doom card. What do you mean, what? My attacks stay like this. I know. Okay, well, you're fine, bro. Silent Doom is good. Silent Doom is good if I don't contact these. Yeah, tails. I actually wanted tails for this one. That's bad. Yeah, don't worry. At least you don't have to like get rid of this monster anymore because I'll get rid of it before you. The Light Ruler. That's not good for me. Destroyed Nels. Oh, I don't have a lot of cards in my hand. Hey, I like Nels. And since you had a traitor, I want a traitor. Oh, I can only revive. I thought I could revive you a monster. I was ready, bro. I was ready to pop off. You just be getting one from your graveyard, Jared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy shit. How did Jayden win this duel, or did he lose in the show? I don't, I don't know. I only know about Sartori and Kumbar from Duel. This is what a whole ass myth busted, bro. Like, this, this ain't real. Jayden just actually not win this duel. So you got a monster in your hand or what? What's up? Oh, I got three monsters in my hand. What the fuck, man? You saw me just pick one up. That's right. I did, but I forgot. I mean, it's all like I could have stopped it anyway. Hey, bro, you know I'm a merciful god, though. I don't like that. Nah, nah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that result. All right, brother. Enjoy your last turn. This is bad. There's not a card in my deck that gets me out. Just in case you act up, I can't be targeted. He's reversing his fate again. Yeah, that seems about right. God, Jayden was not winning this duel, bro. No, bro. Hey, don't worry, bro. We're going to get tripled over time, bro. Where's that other Jayden deck, man? The one that has like the fucking Battles Guard rage. Shit, I hated that deck. In near force. That deck maybe could have done it. But this is the... Nah, actually, that deck probably loses, too. It was hero counter deck. Surprisingly, by one and only chance of beating that monster, but you reversed his fate anyway. Bro, I got two couple of aces, man. Maybe Jayden could win this. You did. I haven't won a couple of aces yet. Maybe Jayden wins this if I just believe in my card. Maybe I just haven't been on my protagonist yet. Hold on. Let me change. I'm just out here doing for fun, bro. Like, this is just fun to me. This isn't even my main deck. Now, this is a Jayden. I knew if I believed in my protagonist's powers that he would come through. Let's go, dude. I don't plan on playing any spells. Does that bring out Arcana Force? Ah. Yeah, so it looks like I'll have to be in a huge fail for myself here, actually. I'll draw. Oh, huh. Get on. You know what? I don't even care for real. I'll activate the spell card Dark World Dealings. You willingly would raise me up. And I'll get rid of my Necro Shade. I will get rid of Ball, since I always have these in my hand. 2,200 is pretty impressive. If I wasn't summoning Elemental Hero Nios using the effect of Necro Shade, come here. Come get this ass beating. I should have activated the spell card in my hand, but whatever. Goddamn. I'll wait for main phase two, and then I- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Why not? I'll throw us into Niospace. Yeah. You didn't know I was the protagonist's tool, did you? You, you, you forgot about me, huh? Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. You kind of forgot about a guy named me, huh? Yeah, I did. Shit, man, them couple of aces would hit right now. Yeah, where are you without your pot of greeds every seven? You regularly play so many pot of greed cards. I have. I've got like plus six on little brother. I haven't had to think in a while. Exactly, bro. But now that I'm the protagonist and luck is on my side, ain't nothing gonna get me down. Ain't nothing gonna get me down. Ain't nothing gonna slow me down. Set, end. Pretty pathetic turn if you ask me. I'll draw. This card sucks. I'm just seeing what kind of, what kind of trickery I'm trying to get into for real. I don't know what your defense is like. It's, it's pretty, it's pretty strong. You better be careful. You should be careful, man. I'll just play, let me be nice and sway with it. I'm going to play Gwenmo. Step into the grandma, grandma, grandmother. I hate this guy. Step into the grandma. Hey, bro, we bouncing. Nios. Yeah, yeah. Now that I know you got that in your head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they ain't tellin' about me. They ain't tellin' about the protagonist. Okay. I didn't want to have to do this now. Huh? I just need some defense, man. What gotta I get into for? And mill out my deck a little bit. I could help you do that. I'll draw. I have to reserve these cards for my Arcana Light Ruler. What's the coolest? Bro, the coolest play would be like no play at all in your turn. God, you having fucking grandma is devastating. I didn't know you had that little mole. I hate that guy. Even if I got Light Ruler, that guy could just maybe go back to the hand. I'm going to use reinforcement of the army. And I'm going to get... Congratulations. You good? I'll get my awkward Dwarfen. God, what that idiot does. Look at my hand or something. Yeah, he could inspect to get your hand. I don't know if I want to do that, though. I mean, that's very funny, but I don't know if I want to do that right now. Bro, I'm going to have another turn. You'll get another turn to do it, bro. You kind of shitting. Anyway, I guess I'll go ahead and play Flare Scarab. Just some light Flare Scarab gaining forwarded attack because you decided to play a pathetic face down. Your expired driver's license or reversal of fate. Oh, brother. Yeah, you going through it? I'm going through it. Now, this is where I could get Zesty or I could get... I could get a real... This is the type of hand you love to see. Oh, no. What? How are you going to say oh, no, bro? I'm getting cooked. Uh... I must have just been... The gods just gave me great hands in those first two duels. I'm going to use my Aqua Dolphin's effect. I'm going to discard a Sparkman. What you got in here? Oh, I got something stronger than that. Light Cherry. Two tributes. That's pretty useful. Not really. I don't even know if I have any of these idiots that can be... None of these idiots can even be a tribute summon. My light ruler just sends to the graveyard. I don't even know what the point of that guy is. Hey, we splash and we splish-splash him. You've reached a wall that you cannot attack over. No way, dude. But I know you have that stupid-ass mole, so I got to figure something out. I do have that mole. Uh, do I want to play that mole right now? Can't. You're already summoned. I know, but I'm a... Look, I'm the protagonist. You will get to play that mole because I'm about to show you the meanest combo of all time. What's the meanest combo? First, I flip over my second coin toss. Okay, that's what you were hiding under there. You should have gotten rid of my chariot. I didn't need to because I know he's going to be mine. Heads. Damn. Now, if I attack your dolphin, you're going to get the dolphin. Take your dolphin. Way to rid it, Dionne. Activate dolphin. Wait, what? No, not attack. Oh, shit. I'm in battle phase. I'm in a tough spot, actually. Yeah, there is the... There is the hole I only have to be punched in the face. But other than that, that was a pretty good play because you were... Yeah, you can get rid of my grand mole now. It's card. He only has 900 attack. What a move. You can get rid of him. And see now, I just got a big... Bro, I just got a big... Oh, shit, I made you stronger. Oh. Well, okay, what do you want me specifically not to do? Finish me off? Anything else you want to do? Oh, shit. I was merciful, God. Now, with this, you have to turn the head, Blake. Hey, you didn't have that in your hand before. What is this? I didn't. I was hoping you'd say some shit like, oh, man, please don't hit me, hit one of my monsters because then I could do the funny thing where you would not do my thing. You can hit my monster, bro. But if you... Because I would get it because you don't want that light rule to show up and just ruin your fucking day, bro. I need three for this. All right. Let me get rid of this arcanef. Whatever, dude. Why? What did he do? He's annoying, bro. Get him out of here. Oh, no! I thought you meant the chariot, man. No, he can stay. All right. There you go, Dion. There you go. No, Glomoss, don't leave. I appreciate the... Tell me that head, boy. Glomoss tried to run for his life. Fucking hell, dude. Yeah. Defense. Defense. Oh, brother. What is your face down card? Why could you activate it? What is that? It wasn't my face down card. Glomneos was trying to run away again. Anyway, I'm going to target your spell card that you left out in the open. You weakened your scarab. Yep. Excuse me. Oh, I forgot you could do that. Excuse me. Damn, I forgot you could do that. Ness. Finally, dude. Okay, so, you know, myth not busted. Jaden could have won. It's just very unlikely. Unlikely, brother. Contact fusion sucks, man. Hey, bro, I'll take pride in the fact I never missed a couple of things. That was pretty impressive. Your coin tosses were good. Sorry, Yuki, but I can't let you win because I need to save Mukuba. Well, I just want to face Pegasus, please. Bro, you have a grandpa. Damn, bro. Silver. Right, relax. Ryan been playing with Kaiba. Kaiba would go first. Kaiba would take control of his own fate. He once tributed God with blue eyes. Kaiba would definitely go first. We've done a Yugi versus Kaiba duel in the past, but these ones are going to be far more prehistoric. This is a Yugi-ass hand. I ain't going to lie to you. Also, damn, what you looking for the millennium pieces you got? You've got to let me go, Kaiba. I'll find you, Yugi. Yo, what are they going to run it back in ancient Egypt? Kaiba was walking up on them, bro. Spoilers. Kaiba literally went to hell there. Shut up, Yugi. I'll start with my battle locks. That's excellent. He's good. He knows exactly how to play a level four beater. And I also have a card in my hand that I haven't read yet. All right. I'll end my turn, Yugi. Then it's my turn. As you can see, I'm filthy rich. I can afford cards like battle locks. Oh, dude, this sucks. What? I have no choice. I'll need to play defensive of him. I'm going to make it through this duel. God, that's a giant soldier of stone. Come on, bro. Don't be scared. I ain't scared. I ain't got nothing to be afraid of, to be honest. I don't know what you have faced down over there, Yugi, but I'd say you need to stop your defense. No. Flip that face up. Feral imp. What a joke. I ain't nothing funny about him, bro. He's iconic. And I'm reading. Sorry. No, I didn't take your time, honestly. I wish they did that in the end of it. Hold on. Let me read my card. Well, make your move, Kaiba. I'm reading. Give me a moment, loser. God, why is it so complicated? This motherfucker don't know how to get over a feral inferior. Oh, I do now. I do. Don't worry about that. I bet you don't. I'll set a card face down. I'll proceed to battle. Battle locks. Battle that feral imp and send it to oblivion. Damn. My life points. You're looking a little shaky there, Yugi. No wonder they played with 2,000 life points because, god damn, I got to fucking kill the flying man. This card is useless. It's your turn, Kaiba. Oh, brother. Oh, my god. If you were having trouble with my battle locks, how will you handle my mystic horsemen? God damn. This guy's going to beat your ass, Yugi. Then why am I not worried about- Oof. This is bad. My life points are getting lower. How are you going to get out of this situation, though? I'll have to leave in the heart of the cards. Unbeatable wall here. Damn. This card is useless. The heart of the card has got to try. I don't have time to sit around. I'll have to make my move now. Face down defense. Shut up, bro. You don't even know for you. He turned it to a freaking sad dog. I'll play one monster, face down, and then I turn. You're playing a coward's game, Yugi. You couldn't handle one mystic horseman. What will you do about the second mystic horseman? Ain't no cock. Wave, bro. Ain't no cock. Damn, wave. Bro, this guy doesn't look mystic at all. He just looks like an ugly ass fucking horseman. I'll attack with my battle ox. How do I get over this? Oh, my god. Break of the field. Oh, my god. It's a Carribo. How do I get over this? I'm break of a board, he said here. What are you up face down? How's that useless? It's not useless. Every card has its value. All right. Draw. Ron protagonist, man. Damn. Damn. If I'm whatever the opposite of the ability of the pharaoh is for real, for real, man. This is for all. I might give you a homie drop, Yugi. No, I don't need a homie drop. I need God. Bro, it's your last pathetic turn. You might need a homie drop. No, I will survive another turn, maybe. Hey, I doubt it. I don't have any time left to play around like this. That's my point. Look at you. God, damn it. Sure you don't want that homie drop because I'll, I'm coming full force if you don't want that, bro. I don't need your pathetic little homie drop here. You don't see. What I need is a fucking miracle. So I'll call upon the gods with monster reborn and bring back my feral aim. No, no, not him. Shut up. You're stupid. In defense mode? Oh, what? That's the big way. I'm so disappointed. Your horseman can't get over it, but now I have two turns to buy myself time. And I'll set another face down as well. You're wasting my time, Yugi. I draw. So you don't want a homie drop last chance. No, I don't need a homie drop. Coward. All right. You can't break my unbreakable board anyway. All right. First, I'll tribute my face down card, along with my mystic horseman to call forth the blue eyes white dragon. I've been waiting for this exact moment. You've triggered my horn of heaven. I'm attributing one monster. I can destroy blue eyes white dragon. I wanted to do that when I had monster aboard, but you took your sweet time. That would terrify me if I didn't also have monster reborn. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. To bring back my blue eyes white dragon. Sheep. Bro, I asked one of that homie. Why you have the exodia piece, man? Because we will throw them off the ship. Oh, brother, this guy's trying to get chip damage. Yeah, you ain't getting that flawless victory for real. Gotcha. It didn't negate. Blue eyes come forth. Blue eyes said, eh. Why do the Godzilla scream? Battle locks destroy blue eyes. He should have been ripped these cards over. Attack directly. Bro, I can't help but feel if you didn't have these exodia pieces in your deck, like things would have just been a lot better for you. I drew two of them. Should I let Weevil rip them up now? Let Weevil rip them things up, bro. All right, let me go see what Weevil's trying to do. Weevil, what do you want to do with my cards, bro? Here, you can see exodia if you want, bro. He made your deck more consistent, loser. My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. All right, let fate decide for you then. Now I'm going first. Oh. Why Sengen really? What does Sengen look like under the bird? People are probably ugly as hell. No, no, no. Editor, draw what Sengen looks like under the bird. Put them up real quick. This isn't much of a bet to have, is it? You know what? I'm going to keep it real classic for you, Dianne. I'm going to set one, and then I'm going to put down a face down, bro. That's all you got to get over here. Do you want to see classic? Do you really want to see classic, Dotto? How classic could you possibly go, dude? I'll start by summoning Legend the Mystical Genie. God damn. 1800 beat stick. This is a genie of a lamp that is the back and call of its master. I would be worried if I didn't set the powerful Mystical Earth. Of course. My 2K wall knows no bound. I'll end my turn, Yuki. You better lose this duel, brother. You better lose this duel. I'll tell you that right now. Yes. Yes. I like to think that whenever Legend is played, you hear the fucking Latin song. Show some respect, boy, genuine frag. Oh, damn. I can't play this card. What card you got in my hand? I thought I could play, but it's a level five for some reason. I could. Well, you could play it, bro. Instead, I'll play my Hitotsu Mi Giant. Kind of really does just have money for real. Like, what is this? What do you mean? This guy's 1200 attack. Relax. I'll attack your face down with legit. Who said you could do that, brother? I mean, shit. Huff them to be honest. I'll just activate Shadow Spell. Oh, brother. Yeah, it's a little early in the game, but never early enough to start doing some damage. Hitotsu Mi Giant, no fear. Damn, I'm scared. I wouldn't have bothered stopping his attack if I couldn't live to your other. I'll set a card. Oh, not a face down. Not a face down. I can't do this right now. Draw. Damn. I'm trying to, what? What does this card even mean, huh? Oh, yeah. I had a card like that, too. I'd be fucking reading. What is the point of this? Why would I ever want to do this? I don't know when I would ever want to do this. Lodge in the mystical genie. Yabi yabi yabi yababawa. He's an 1,800 beat stick. Level four, vanilla beat stick. Well, I'm not going to let Ferro Lim just get stunted on. So Ferro Lim is going to take out your Hutsumi Giant. Let's go, then please. I can't let you do that. I'll activate the real Shadow Spell because I'm actually supposed to have Shadow Spell. What the fuck? That'll replace Spellbinding Circle because for some reason it's not in this game with Shadow Spell. Yeah, Spellbinding Circle had to be replaced, unfortunately. You won't be attacking my Hutsumi Giant. Yeah, I guess I won't be doing anything other than setting one card face down and ending my turn. Yeah. This is bad because I know why you want two monsters on the field, dude. This is not good. I don't know if that's my best move yet, but you better believe I could if I wanted to. Instead, I'll tribute my legend for a rude fella named Rude Kaiser. You didn't even have his attack. What do you mean? You lured him to you nerfed him, bro. Now he's just back to normal, bro. A true duelist doesn't show all of his tricks at the beginning. I could wait around and try to do this, but I think it's a better idea to use monster recovery. Oh, brother. I'll send my pharaoh in back to the deck along with my hand to draw three cards. You should have played that blue-eyed one. Set a card face down. Oh, this meant constantly setting cards, but you can't escape the pharaoh. I draw. You can escape the pharaoh. But I will activate Pot of Extravagance, which also is a replacement for Pot of Greed, which is bad. Don't worry. I have six cards I don't need. And two cards I do. I'll set one monster face down and end my turn. Wrong character. That's me. I'll draw. I'll set a monster face down, and I'll proceed to attack. Rude Kaiser, destroy that face down trash. Not so fast. I'll use shift. What? And I'll shift you to attack Mystical Elf. Idiot. You were a fool to think you'd get away with hitting my monster. He talks to me, giant. Don't fear. No. Good play. Good play. Well, I feel like you did a safe shift for a more like dicey situation, man. You just wanted to activate shift. It just never, never really turns out, does it? I'd say your Mystical Elf has been on the field for long enough, Yugi. So I'll flip over my Sugi, the Dark Clown. He's good. He might activate the spell card. No. I will triple his attack to 1,800. I'll tribute my Sugi, the Dark Clown. I just wanted to show you he was here. And he talks to me, giant. For the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Now I'll attack with Blue Eyes. Bam. And Rude Kaiser for a direct attack. You're looking a little frail there, Yugi. It looks like I'm on the defensive. I have to hope that my cards have some hidden value. Shut the fuck up. I'll activate Swords of Revealing Light. And buy myself three more turns. What's crazy is I do have the out in this deck. I just wonder if I draw it right now because I'm about to start laughing so hard. You don't got me. What was that? What the fuck? I literally drew it. What the fuck? Wait, it's almost game. This card was useless. I know, John. I can't believe my true. That was the literal card. I was like, I have a card that would be perfect for the situation that I drew it. I'm not the kind of duelist that gives up and turns away. You should. I draw. I'll activate the spell card, Monster Reborn. Oh, brother. What? Mystical Elves? And bring back my Caribo. Are you surrendering? I'm then I'll activate the spell card, Multiply. Oh, brother, fucking wall. When you took away my Swords, so now I am as a wall of Caribos. Well, you would have had both. That would have been really, that'd be extra annoying if I got past the Swords, finally, that you did this shit. Oh, no. All you're doing is Fire and Timing. This was the anime, bro. These would be infinite. I know it would be infinite. I'd have a wall and then, bro, I'd infinite. They'd like swarm your thing and it'd be game over, bro. But that's how it's going to work out. I'll tribute my He Talks To Me Giant. No way. What are you doing? For Swords, Stalker. Oh, OK. Swords, Stalker. Damn. 2,000 is not bad for one tribute. Yeah, that's not quite 2,500. Like you got in your deck. Oh, damn. Enjoy your last pathetic turn. What can I draw here? What's the out? I draw. That's not the out. That isn't. And these guys can't even be tributed for a tribute. That's so wack. They'd be good if you could tribute them. I'll set one monster faced out and then my turn. And simply pray I don't draw a monster. And what did you draw? What did you draw over there? I feel like toying with you a little bit. What are you talking about? I'll destroy your field and then give you one chance to draw whatever out you might have in your deck. God. What I was going to say earlier before you got super excited about Swords Revealing Light is comment section, should we alternate? Like who plays which deck? That'd be embarrassing. Like I do one with all brother beaver warheads over. Oh, it's still over. There you go. Take a beaver warrior. Thanks. God damn. No blue eyes, man. I think I just played not aggressive. I don't know. I need to stop you from getting blue eyes on the field. He hurts. Mystic horseman. Oh, this guy. Monster Reborn. God damn it, brother. This blue eyes won't stay in the grave. It keeps Godzilla screaming. He keeps Godzilla screaming. You'll get one more turn because I feel generous. What do you think I have in this deck? Draw. Damn. Don't you have a mirror for somewhere in there? I do. That'd be pretty baller. I want you to have this mystical one. Your deck is awful. Trash. Hey, I'll have you know that I'm going to win this. This is the guy you're supposed to win Duelist Kingdom. You think I ain't going to win this next duel, but I am, brother. This third duel is about to be all me for real. Bro, stop the cat. Blue eyes. Send this man away, man. You don't even know this third duel about to be all me. I hope, bro. Do you need me to play as the pharaoh? You switched. No, watch this, bro. Watch this, bro. Watch this. I can show you true protagonist strength. No, no, no, no, no. Watch it. You were right. I have to let fate decide my every outcome. Look, see, I'm not even going to pick. I'm going to let fate decide. Okay. All right. Just let fate. I'm going to let fate decide. Let fate. Go ahead, fate. Go ahead. Let fate decide. What am I? What am I doing with fate? Go ahead, fate. Go ahead, fate. Go ahead. All right. Fate has chosen first. Okay. I can work with that. And this time I'm going to draw every card I need. And the swords that are revealing light won't get countered. Draw. I'm going to beat your ass. You ain't got what it takes to beat my ass, right? I'm going to beat your ass. I'll start with battle locks. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Battle locks. I'll set a card. If I couldn't get over a me of battle locks, I wouldn't be much of a duelist now, would I? Battle locks. Destroy this face down trap. Incorrect. Giant soldier of stone. Yeah. I'll end my turn. God damn it. Not a bad play, Yugi. Do they make it for men? I hope I can find a playmate for men. Oh. If I've learned anything, it's not to wait around too long. Yeah, you're going to stall me out. So I'm going to switch giant soldier of stone to attack and equip him with the horn of the unicorn. Oh. Now both his defense. The boost about to 2,000. Now his defense and offense is impeccable. That's exactly correct. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to. End your battle face with negated attack. No. Sorry, Yugi. I have money. Well, what will you do when I also activate mystical moon? Oh, fuck. You are a dumb guy. Damn. I thought it was for rocks, bro. But I was thinking of attacking. You just used the last duel on the fight. I knew I was going to be warrior. I thought it was beast of rock. I just thinking of attack the moon. Don't worry. This battle locks isn't sticking around for long because I'm about to judge you, Dotto. With the great Judge Man. You got Judge Man? Yeah. That's pretty sick. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. Judge Man, obliterate this giant soldier of trash. I misplay all the same. Shadow spell will take care of Judge Man. Yeah, you didn't know about Eve for you. God, hey, my moon went to trash. Dude, that's crazy. It's crazy how momentum-based this is. Like, me losing Judge Man is going to be pretty detrimental to me. This guy was supposed to carry me for a bit. He was going to be like your monster for a while. But now my giant soldier of stone has made it so I am once again in the lead. 2,000 attack points? Don't sleep on Horn of the Unicorn. What happened? I'll start by playing D-spell. D-spell, yeah. I knew it was going to be D-spell. And I hope you enjoy your next top deck. And next I'll play my battle lock. Damn it. The rematch I didn't want to see. And I'll just throw you. This is bad. I'm forced to draw Horn of the Unicorn again. That's actually not a bad draw in this situation as long as you have any monster. I don't. You don't? Oh, you ain't going to like this. All about the style on your little dumbass. What do you mean style? What can you possibly do? I'll play my ancient lamp. Now I'm about to rub this lamp to special summon Lijin from my hand. And now I simply beat your ass. Ancient lamp is a really good card. I have to have Lijin in my hand. It's not that good. Yeah, but like I got one Lijin in my deck, bro. If this card is attacked by the bonus monster, I'll face down. But still, what the hell, man? That's pretty good. Now what will you do, Yugi? Put his hand on his deck. I ain't putting shit on anything, bro. This is a bluff. It's not one of those that's mere words. One of those is a spell. You can take that chance. I will. I fucking will. Ah, damn it, Donno. This will be the protagonist one time, man. Bro, you keep drawing this spell. Homie draw? Homie draw? Appreciate it. I need a monster. Any monster will do. I should have been more specific. This is not a good name. Monster. What the fuck, if I probably got done with this one, bro? God, man, I don't know how this, you, I don't know how Yugi does it, bro. This ain't realistic. Yugi ain't ever do this, bro. You know, it'd be so funny. Look how many life points you have. Look at this. Nuts. Nuts. Son of a dog. You know what, bro? You won't go ahead, bro. You get one more. Nah, stop this, brother. Stop this. There's nothing you can do. Stop this right now. You're playing around too much. I've clearly lost faith. Hold on, brother. I demand a rematch. Like a video rematch. I won't go down like this. It's pretty fucking embarrassing, bro. It's like, bro, Yugi, I just clearly need to always believe, bro. Cause like even half, even half believing is not good enough. You have anything that saves you? Yes. Should I attack you is what I'm trying to ask. I will easily stop it. You fucking liar. I couldn't stop it now. Good. I didn't have any monsters. Yeah, you could, man. God, bro, why don't we just do the first ever illustrious deck swap? Because then I have to build it. True. It's not much, bro. Yeah, but it takes me a while to build shit. I want to win with this deck. God damn it. All right. We run in this back. We run in this back. This can't happen like this. When you think of the Egyptian God cards and think of the best one out of the three, you most likely think of Slyther the Skye Dragon. See, that's just a lie. Nope. Nope. I don't think that though. I don't. I think a wean dragon or raw dog. But as cool as Slyther the Skye Dragon might look, he was actually defeated by the Pharaoh. But will that happen in this duel where I'm playing the same deck that strings was playing, bro? I think not. I'm not decking it. I don't know. Will we see it in Masterful? I don't think so. But you know, maybe. How funny would it be if you actually forced me to deck out? If we actually canonically got it, I'd be like, you're misconfirmed. You know, it's real. Actually, the only way I think that happened is I would have to use this band card called card of safe return, which would be great, but it's banned. And for some reason, we can't play with band cards when we're just playing with friends. Konami, why not? Konami say why? Indeed. It looks like I'm going first. Your mind's been taking control of fight back. Fight back. Little pussy. Sorry, Pharaoh. I'll be playing a card face down and another card face down and end my turn. That's a weird thing to say sorry for, you evil scum. You bitch. You, you c**t. You know what? I'm also going to start by setting one face down and then I'll also act. You know what? It's not like bitching here. Yeah, you really do because I'm taking those last two cards from you. Hand destruction. You would what now? I'm taking your two cards away. You motherf**ker. One of these was very useful. Too damn bad. I'll get rid of this one and I'll get rid of I ain't gonna lie. I'm probably going to get rid of this one. Who needs them? All right. Well, I guess I got to get rid of that. Nightmare still trying to buy some time. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Can't believe you would get rid of your best friend's favorite card, Red-Eyes Black Dragon. You scumbag. Joey's heart will live on in my deck. His card, however, is trash. Even if it has to be through my grand. Even if it has to be through my graveyard. Oh my God. What is this card? You threw to the graveyard, by the way. What's this card? I don't even know why it's in the deck, but it's in the deck. Bro, this is by the way, everybody. Legacy of Duelist. This is a Legacy of Duelist deck. Yeah, we took these decks from Legacy of Duelist. So this is from that game as close as we could get. You activated my Trap Card Jar of Greed. Except we added the Jar of Greeds. There was much better drawing card. I'll attack with Worm Drake. I don't think your evil is getting over of my giant soldier of stone. Look at him. He's got 2k defense. Wow, Pharaoh. You're dueling really well. Thanks, man. You know what? I got to play the strings way. What's the strings way? Why be aggressive when I could just be patient and collect a billion cards in my hand? That's the way. You want a billion cards in your hand? Defense. It's going to be a long duel, baby. I'll end my turn. I hate it. It is going to be a long duel, but who will deck out first, is the question. Ain't no deck out, bro. I'm both of them. God's powers and infinite. It's limited by the amount of cards you have in your hand. Also, I don't know where you run it for real because you got to get your way back here. By attributing one monster, I can bring out performance who allows me to get gazelle to my hand. Yes, sir. It's got to be the most comedic thing to tribute a monster to summon something 1,400 attack. Shut up. He's trying his best. Garbage, bro. Yeah. Well, what you got face down on? Yeah. You want to attack me, my humanoid? Wow. He's just Clayman for real. Bro, this was way before Clayman. I know. This is back Clayman, bro. Next. What are you laughing at? I'll play my revival jam. What is it? What are you up to? What are you up to here, dude? Nothing. Just getting dressed. That's all. No, you're bloody not, man. You're bloody not. And I'll attack your berfomet. God damn it. Bitch. Then I'll end my turn. Are you trying to slug and slife her? I won't let you. I ain't gonna let you do it. You fucking freak. I ain't gonna let you do it. I'm turning it around now. You're giggling about for me. I'm trying to crack this little nut we've got here. Ain't I? Oh, no. He's going to summon Gazelle, King of Mystical Bees. What am I going to do? I won't, actually. I need a monster with high enough defense to not get run over. Oh, we're going to be scared. I'm not scared. I'm playing petrified. Absolutely petrified. Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee. What are you laughing at? Even if you do have the God in your hand, I'll snipe him. Yeah, you thought. Oh, shit. Did I not get the God? Did life for a sword miss? Did you actually draw Slyper? Slyper hitting the field this night? Hey, did I not do it right now? I tribute all three of my monsters to call for Slyper the Sky. Damn it. I could have just sniked his little dumbass. Oh, could it be my deck is calling upon me to make the right choice? Oh, wait. No, I'll fucking die. What the hell? I forgot about Slyper's effect. Go ahead and make the choice, brother. I don't know if I can actually. Yeah, well. What's wrong, Yui? Scared in front of a God? Yes, I'll tribute my two pathetic monsters to set my ultimate monster. Are you an idiot? No, I'm setting him. You freaking giant soldier of stone at 1,300 attack. I have 1,000, you dunce. Yeah, but I- Oh, gay, you're right. I should have swung. I forgot about the swinger guys, mate. Oh, now I'm just going to get stronger and stronger. And I can't wait till that life for sword wears off so I can get even stronger. And I'm going to keep my card alive for a bit of time while I patiently draw my cards. Go ahead. Oh, shit. Dude. Playing Slyper's game now, brother. Yes, I am. It would appear that it would appear that yes, I am. Why don't you play face down over there, lad? No, me, nothing. I ain't doing nothing. Oh, my gosh. Slyper gets stronger now. Yep, yep, yep. It just gets worse. I hate to tell you and I ain't even close to decking out. You're making a mistake, Merrick. God's power is an infinite. I am God. All these face down. What, you got manager bug over there? I wish. Oh, it's time. Oh, look. I'm really starting to look like a God now. I'm really starting to look like a God now. Let's go. Slyper. Destroy the trash. No. Vader the magnate warrior. Damn, he divine attacked me. You can cook, bro. I just have to find a way to hold out. God's power is an infinite. I'll set a card face down and end my turn. This might get annoying. So I'll choose to start beating your ass. Call of the haunted. Bring back my. We're by nature. It's like, what? What are we doing, bro? 5,000, not bad. I'll play my pot of prosperity. This is our replacement for Jarv. Or Pot of Reef, I bet. That only lets you draw one, though. Oh, yikes. Wrong one. I added the wrong one. Damn. You said it's an extravagance. Damn it. If I just take this, then I'm fine. Yeah, okay, okay. Battle destroyed. You lucky, bro. Okay. No, my buster blader. You're done, bro. You're cooked. I'm not because I'm going to draw swords of revealing light. Did you? No, damn. But I'm not cooked. I'm not cooked. Rough. Shut up. You know the first thing about rough, dude. Bart. Get it in. Just 6,000 attacks. How about another revival jam? What's the deal, dude? Oh, this is just so satisfying. Look at you in a corn. Oh, fuck, brother. Oh, you about to take some damage because this guy's an idiot. Yeah, he went to attack mode. He did that himself. Oh, look at that damage. Look at that scrumptious damage. Damn it. Oh, no. I ain't going to lie. There's nothing you can do. Quite literally nothing you can do. God damn it, dude. Robin zombie. Robin zombie. I've never seen him play that in my life. He was in the deck list. I don't know why Robin zombie was there, but it was. Oh, wait. You're lucky I'm a merciful God, brother. What are you doing for real? I'm playing one day of peace. You got one day of peace. Won't be taking any damage. Thanks. Yeah, no problem. You don't take damage, but I want you to feel the oomph of Slifer really quick. You won't take damage. It's just a little scary. Is this the power of a God? That's a warning shot. What if I say, draw? Yes. I told you long ago, didn't I, Merrick? That my friend's heart would live on in my deck. I'll prove that to you now with Monster Reborn. What is this supposed to do? Come, red-eyes black dragon. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just remembered you're going to put it in attack mode, did it? No, but I would like to. God damn it, man. God fucking damn it, man. I would love to have this. Why are you pinned down, man? Why are you bringing me down, man? How much does he take from me when I get, he takes 2,000. God damn! 2,000 is a lot in this day and age, my brother. Please! Bro, this is why he was a God, bro. It still doesn't matter. I still have hope. That's all you have. God's power is an infinite. It's limited by the amount of cards you have in your deck. You're lucky. I want to see what you're able to do really quick. There is no limit. What are you doing? I'm just trying to see what you're capable of. You sounded like you had a big plan if you could go in attack mode. Now you can. You can switch to attack mode. You won't lose any damage. Yeah. Well, the plan was a lot more stable when those little revival jams were in attack mode. What were you going to do? You're going to do enough damage to beat me? You act like, I still got to swing on these little revival jams. Don't even act like I won't for real. Hey, bro, all I got to say is you don't have a choice but to swing on these revival jams. What are you talking about? Like, for example, I could make you attack this other one if I wanted to. I could attack this one instead. No, isn't that the one that's connected to the damage? Yeah, clear my fucking field. Oh, and by the way, he coming back. Ow, but he coming back. At the cost of 1,000 life points. Yeah, some life or a guy like me who's dominating you. But God's power is an infinite. Actually, I got to finish you up. You might get a mirror for it. And because of that, I will just slay you right now. Go, Slyper. Destroy! Slyper, destroy him. God's power is an infinite. It's limited by the amount of life points you yourself have. Yeah, you didn't think about it when did you, brother? I did not know you had magic cylinder. I've been sitting on that in the whole game. That's why when you switched the jams to defense, when I was like, damn it, I was going to take him out with the jams. But you boosted your attack too high, brother. You soared too close to the sun. I did not think that as an option. Bro, in the anime, I would simply say, this is a god. You can't turn it off. You cocked mine off. I was actually worried about that. I had my thing off. Like, I switched toggled off the whole game. I was like, I can't let him know I have this. There's no way. I was worried about Mirafor's worst case scenario. I was not thinking about that at all. I'll be going first, fellow! Damn, bro. That magic cylinder, I didn't know you had that. Yeah. Turns out all you need to overcome the gods is the god's own attack power. I didn't know you had that dog in you, bro. Yo, I needed to show an x-ray of my body real quick. I got that dog in him. Damn, look at me. I ain't even going wide. This hand is not great. I'll activate Swords of Revealing Light to buy myself three additional turns. Ah, look at you, human-o-ish one. I got to reveal my monster, too. I was like, I didn't do that. Who played my monster? I've added the correct one of its kind. I'm sick. This is bad. He's drawing more cards and I'm able to stop. I'll play my Worm Drake and end my turn. I've got three turns to just fully do whatever I want. You're terrified of my Worm Drake. I ain't terrified as your Worm Drake about to get the shit beaten out of him. How if you can't attack me? Who's stopping me? I forgot that. I thought both of us were in this little bind together. No, I'm allowed to poke my head through these Swords whenever I want. Okay, okay, got you, got you. Gazelle, the king of the mythical beast. Gazelle, the king of me to get some bitches. End my turn. I wasn't even necessary for you, but whatever. Ah, looks like things are going my way. Swords of Revealing Light is super annoying. That's a fucking magic cylinder. It's always bad. You got a little trauma. Everything's magic cylinder now. Just everything is magic cylinder. All right, Swords, go away. My Swords have gone away. For whatever good it does you, I don't see you winning this duel to be completely frank. That means it's definitely Mirror Force and Magic Sunder. I'll play my Feral Imp in attack mode. And do what? Nothing yet. Call up the haunted. Oh no, are you going to make a push for Slyper here? What's going on? What's going on? Don't say, oh no, bro. You got back row, bro. Yeah, I do. Are you going to allow it, brother? Are you going to sit there and fucking tweak your fucking gnats? I'm trying to let you see what's going on here. And now I'll activate Polymerization. Not before I activate Hand Destruction. You're going to have to play around whatever you try to fuse here real quick. Yeah, everything I'm trying to fuse is on the field. Yeah, so what? Damn, you just had two better cards. Those cards are infinitely less important to me now that I realize High Attack is not good for me all the time. Oh my god. Here we go again first. Damn. A glass card. And now I'll attack. You will try. I will succeed. Well, it'll depend on your luck. I activate Magical Hats. I'll hide Feral Imp amongst two of my spells and traps. I'll simply just pick the right hat. Will you now? A magician never reveals his tricks. Incorrect. You found Hayd Trunade. Feral Imp was actually hiding under the left hat. I had to check them all myself actually. I didn't know which hat I put them in. Good for you, Yugi. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. And I'll let my turn. Yugi and his annoying games, man. I have swords revealing light. You can't attack. I have Magical Hats. You need to pick. I'll activate the Spellcard Diffusion. Say goodbye to your humanoid worm, Drake. And say hello to the thing that I'm also pulling out of my magic hat. Dark Magician, he's a magician. Wait, I thought I got my monsters back if he got fucking confused. I can choose to special summon them and I chose not to. You asshole. Meet Dark Magician. The last magician you're going to be suing for. Block it. What's the matter? Can't get over him. It doesn't matter. I'll see you in three turns anyway. You have multiple. I'm about to be greedy, greedy, greedy. You can't make it past one though, you little light. Three turns. Three turn strings. You're going to be waiting by me, someone. I'll set a card. And I'll activate my Nightmare Steed. He's good. He played the evil version of Swords of Revealing Light. Yeah, look at you. Look at you. Look at your hand in that steel cage, bro. The spikes are on the outside of the cage for some reason. That's so nobody tries to help you out. Yeah, play a face down card, cuz. I will, Pussy. Okay. You know what? Are you? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you trying to be fearless? Oh, he's trying to be fearless. I have to be fearless. He's trying to make a play. He's trying to bug God. He's summoning the requirements for the Egyptian God. Sniper. It's just magic cylinder now. I'm traumatized. What you want me to say? I'm not traumatized. I'm honest. I'm gone. God, this is bad. This is really bloody bad. I didn't get to do what I was hoping to do. I misplayed three of my monsters to call for. No. The Egyptian God dragon. In real, I suppose I'll just in my turn call the hunters in the way for real. Some man in the way. Stop laughing. Shut your ass up. Shut up. Shut your mouth. God's power is in infinite strings. And I'll prove it to you by taking over his mind. You made a mistake. Oh, wait. I made a mistake. This is not game. You got to attack me, you idiot. Oh, no. You absolute dunce. You should have stayed in this home that they found you in. The attribute God to bring forth Buster Blader. That's awful. And now your nightmare steel cage is up. I should have waited to have been way cooler to kill you with God again. Damn, you had a lot of easier ways to win this duel than what he did in the show. I've got to be honest. Bro, you look like I don't have my broken combo, bro. Damn, that's all. God damn. This one myth, this one myth confirmed. Only one monster game. What the fuck? No, my swords. I don't know. What sucks is I'm about to battle my way back somehow and that's just going to be fucking magic to me. One of those. I'll let my Buster Blader do the talking. God damn it. Bro, but paying these life points is way more detrimental to me now because I know what could happen to me. Yeah, but this is a fucking little the dark door plus revival jam? What the fuck? Bro, imagine if I had my other freaking combo piece, man. All right, come back. Ooh, wait, what? Are you reading a cool and interesting card? Yes. No fucking way. You got a cool and interesting card in your head right now. Yeah, you have life for a sword probably since this fucking happened. Oh, I would do something so I could activate it first, man. Hey, man. It's all about you. Yeah, where you going? Where you going? What in the fuck is this? Magio salivating in the hole. Ah, I hope that's magic cylinder. Now, you simply can't attack if you have a speller or trap on the beat. That's not very good. I know one of those dumb ass cards of life were a sword because you have no poker face at all and then the other one is probably, I hope, this fucking magic cylinder. Now, that's not very good at all, dude. What if they just meant face up though? Oh, no. That card is just going to be really annoying. Yep, I'll attack you when I damn well please. That's not very good for me. I drew the out, Mike. You drew the out in the form of Magio Salion. Salion, Salion. This is the most annoying card I've ever seen. Nice to do. Why does man got fucking Sasuke's Mangeki? What the fuck? He does. Longitude. I'm a tennis. I drew the out for the cup. You're mad annoying for real. Hey, fuck you. And now I'm scared because I want to attack you, but I don't want to lose my card though. Hey, do what you got to do there, brother. That's probably just a giant soldier stone anyway, so I ain't gonna have to do what you get. Fuck that. Do what you got to do there, brother. I'm gonna do what I got to do when I do it, bro. That's when I'm going to do it. Aw, man. This card is crazy. Your fault for having my magic cylinder as old. I know if you did that or Miraforce. I should have just waited. I should have just used the God against you, man, but I... Yeah, you should have, but you didn't read it. I didn't. I forgot about the steel cage and... God, there's nothing I can do anyway, because if that is magic cylinder, which I'm starting to strongly believe it is, there's simply nothing I can do. I know it doesn't seem like a smart idea, but I'll play another spell slash trap. I hate it here. What are you trying? I just can't do anything. I'm like, locked out of playing the video game right now. Ugh, I'm playing a monster. God, all my Call of the Hunters are wasted and wasting slots, too, at that. You need to hurry up and play a monster, man. You need to hurry up. God's power isn't infinite. You need to understand that. You think my fucking... But you're playing in the monster so I can fucking hit something. Bro, I don't want you to hit anything. What do you want to over there? Why do you need to hit something? I need to fucking take your life points. Down to zero. Okay, I'll play something. There you go, bitch. All right, I'll be on my way soon. You didn't have to say all that. Let me mosey over here and see what we got. There's nothing. All right. All right. Then I'll activate hand destruction. Oh, shit, I should not have done that. I should not have done that. Should not have bloody done that. I did it. I did it, didn't I? Oh, God, he sent God to the graveyard. I threw the out. I did it, Mom. I did it. What's the out? What do you mean, what's the out? The out is you're finally your fucking time is up, you little idiot. What is that? I'll play this bell card mystic box. Oh, shit. In exchange for one of my monsters, I'll give you bait to the magnet warrior. Spoilers should have waited for main phase one to do that. Gee, thanks. Not so fast. I'll be taking that card you were looking at. Well, how'd I do? You did pretty good. I would be in a very tough situation if I didn't have a second one. Man, I should have waited for main phase one. Why? I drew the out. I drew the out. Did you? Didn't it? Didn't it? Didn't you not? I'll activate jar of greed. Oh, this mom's greedy. I'm getting a little greedy with it. You want to know why you're greedy? You officially have less cards than me, so if this goes to a deck out, you will lose. I have three draw cards in my hand right now that I am not using. I am reversing fate. You're the one who's going to deck out, bitch. I don't think that's the case. It's going to be so lame. I didn't attack. What the fuck am I supposed to do, except just look at you with this fucking frog? Like, what do you want me to do for you? You're making a fucking mistake here, man. Am I? Yes, and I'll prove it to you through dueling. God's power is an infinite. Stop saying that. I'll activate the Trap card's shadow spell. Oh no, this is bad. Wait, it was shadow spell? I've always had shadow spell on me, yes. Word for nothing, unless that other one is it. Anything, anything face down is magic cylinder in my head. I'm please attack you. Man, what'd you think? You still have a spell. You get rid of both of those spells and traps, bro. I should have activated shadow spell first, and then, oh, I made a mistake. Clown. I'm a clown. Did it clown you? I'm a fucking fool, ain't I? I'm a fool. I've always been a bloody fool, haven't I? Deck out. Idiot, you didn't even attack. I didn't. What are you going to do? All right, Dotto, do I go for the deck out win, or do I just... I don't want to tell you how to alter your fate, man. Bro, just let me know if that's magic cylinder, bro. You should duel to the best of your ability, bro. That's all I'm scared of, bro. It's not fucking... It's not what I think it is. Oh, I got a discard to card. I'll draw. This card is useless. Damn, editor might just have to cut to you fucking deck. He ain't going to have to cut to that. I'll tell you right now. I'll activate spell shadow and arrow. Okay, how does that save you? It saves me because I'm about to body these two little idiots. He'll be back. God, I gotta pay a premium. I'll pay a premium. Do I have any cards to get out of this situation? God, damn, do I? That's a better question. Anyway, another dark door. No, shot, brother. God, I hate being scared to draw. Do you have magic cylinder, bro? Shake my hand that you will never use magic cylinder. I will never shake that. I will never shake on that because God's tower is an infinite. Fuck you, man. You cannot play any card in this game if you're smart enough. My whole back, bro, is going to be locked up. Oh, man. God, it's not like I would O2K you anyway. Fuck. The dawn of a new turn, eh? If we could just simply get rid of my call of the haunted, that'd feel a little more like me. You're the one that was bringing back the dead for fucking 40 minutes. What was I supposed to think about that? Is this another revival jam? No, no, it's not. Oh shit, now I have to discard a card. Yep, goodbye to your... Oh, no, not him. What a tragic loss. I don't know if I have an out for this situation that I find myself in. Well, let's just expedite your death. One day of peace. I can accept this both drawing a card, you know? I guess you could, yeah. Amen. This isn't the out. I was hoping it would be. You don't have an out. I had an out. What? I did. I did have it out. I did, but now I don't anymore. Damn scared. Bashful? Bashful to attack my card? I wish I could. Bloody well wish I could, man. No, I didn't think of it. Damn, bro, just fucking thrown his whole deck away. God damn it. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I'm about to make a mistake and throw this duel away. What? It don't feel right getting a win off of a deck out, bro. It's just not my style. It's not who I am. It's not who I'll ever be. But I'm about to seal my fate with a deck out to make this canonical maybe and play part of extravagance. You're making a mistake, brother. I'm going to. You should always duel with your heart, man. That's exactly what I'm doing. Oh, well. Then that, then that. Well, now I'm confused. You bloody well have went and confused me, haven't you? What the fuck you playing cards face down, puss? God damn, bro. I hate this guy. And I know for sure you got five cards left in your fucking deck. That's absolutely what it is. God, I don't even have to attack with nothing crazy for you to like fucking set that shit off, either. Why did you do it, bro? Come in! I actually admire the fuck out of this, Dion. This is the A, bro. I've just never been a bitch. Now it looks like it's right on schedule for you to blow me the fuck up. So let's just, uh, know what? No, no. He's changing his fate. Not yet. He had multiple mystic boxes. No, but, oh, this is so. I'll also use my part of extravagance, Dion. He's got the balls like me. And then I'll draw two of my own cards so that I too may call upon the gods. No. Yeah, you're weaker than me. No, my attack point. Bloody hell, it was supposed to be my big day in the sun. I got nervous until I remembered that my god is going to fuck yours. I was, I was hoping that I would just get more than enough, dude. God, damn. Oh, brother. Oh, now he definitely got mad at Xylinder. He's been holding out for this. God, damn, you, you just made it up. More like 500 skulls. Bitch. God, damn it. I wanted God versus God, dude. It was. It was. Yeah, but it was close to me. I mean, he would have died at the end phase. It was close to being 6,000, 6,000. That would have been fucking sick. I mean, bro, if you couldn't get the cards, bro, if you insist on decking out, bro, what are you talking about for real? I have some pretty scary fucking spells that I can't play because my fucking pack was all off. What do you have, man? I feel like you've got some weird gimmicky fucking shit that's going to beat my ass here in a second. I just don't know what. Oh, shit. I can't do it. What? You have another one of the end destructions or whatever. Yeah, I did. And if I had two cards right there, I would have just, I would have fucked those. I would have fucked you over. That would have been crazy. That would have been the fucking end of the duel of the most crazy fucking way. Yeah, it would have only applies in horseshoes and reindeer's or whatever they say. Horseshoes and hand grenades. Bro, I said what I said, dude. By the way, that card is awful. Jam breeding machines? Shit's terrible. Ah, here it is. Are you on a vow? Jam defender. That's why you were looking for revival jams, huh? I'm drawing my last pathetic card, haven't I? And I drew it, didn't I? Oh, shit. That's God. What are you doing? Destroy. Yeah, that'd be scary if it was. It's not, though. What are you going to do next turn? Beat me? It's not. Even if you could draw another card. Fuck you. Damn. Oh, no. Well, I had two cards in my deck when I drew that stupid hand thing. Damn, what a duel. All right, we're reverse fate with the most anticlimactic duel of all time. Yeah, but there was a few. Bro, Magic Cylinder ruined my fun. Now I just knew, like, I couldn't just aim on you. The last card in my deck was Magic Cylinder. Was it really? Again, the last card I drew was Magic Cylinder. Damn, well, now I just look like a clown, but you did that mirror for yourself. Yeah, and there was a couple of moments that I could have made some crazy plays. So I got to say, that character duel ended up being pretty good. Damn, if only I would have just beaten you with the God. Or if I matched your God's power with six thousand. You could have if you just fucking read my card. Well, you did read it. You just didn't pay attention to it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. No, you're not even wrong. That's the thing. Bro, he introduced all of zombies. This little freak right here, Bones. Bro, get him off the street, bro. That guy ugly. Why you got to be so rude? Anyway, I'm put, damn, I'm jealous. I was like, you know, I'm gonna be the rookie. I ain't been playing like that. What is that? Bro, I ain't been playing. I got a little rescue rabbit I got. What am I dueling against, man? You're dueling against a freak of nature, a genuine beast. A genuine. I haven't played ranked in nine years by his ass. Bro, I just don't have any archetypes to play, man. Oh, brother, this is why I don't play right, because I'm bad at the game. I'll start by activating my field spell. So good. And then I'll just play Axe Raider. And that's my turn pretty much. Oh my God, that's strong. Yeah, you bet your sweet baby is strong. Wait, you thought just because I didn't know how to play the game. And that'll be the welcome you to the underworld. I don't remember who said that. This guy, this guy, dorky as hell, bro. Hey, fuck off, man. Hey, fuck off, man. I wish both said that in the show. Hey, fuck off, man. Oh, play card face. No. And then I'll set a monster. And end my turn. I got quite an idea for you. What possible? Oh, brother. What, bro? What? I also follow up by playing Masaki, the legendary swordsman. Oh, this is getting a little dangerous, Dion. This got zero defense. What is Armored Zombie? There is nothing armored about this. I'll activate all of the hunted to bring back Armored Zombie in attack mode. Yeah, yeah. You got him. You got that stun me. Look at him shaking in his boots over there. He is a zombie. I can't keep these guys in the grave. Next, I'll tribute summon. What a sick joke making an armored zombie card with a zero. It's too vampire dragon. What the fuck? And I'll destroy your aspirator. And I'm feeling too confident anymore, are we? I actually am. You have one glaring fault. What, bro? Your defense. Oh, yeah. But I'm not in defense mode. Well, I don't think it matters when I'll play my spell card Shield and Sword. You're looking pretty open to attack, but I'm not going to have Masaki do it. I'll let Daruse's. Who? Yeah, I don't know him either, but he's kind of like alligator swordsman, but he's alligator ax man. Take 2,000 attack to the face. And yeah, I know you tribute summon, so you get your little effect. But what am I supposed to do? Yeah, bro. Vampire dragon. Oh, what do I get to add? Any level 4 or lower monster from my deck to the hand. And you know what? Vampire dragon, by the way, gotta be the ugliest dragon I've ever seen. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa there. This guy grows as hell. Look at this guy. He's got an axe-swinging beast warrior with the head of a dragon. I mean, he's got a whole body like a dragon. What is that? Bro, stop. Zombie master. Bro, mind your business. Bro, this guy's making combo plays. You made your own business. Oh, in my turn. That's all I got. Yeah, it's about time I was waiting. I'll play my call of the mummy. Allowing me to special summon. What is going on? My zombie master. Then I'll play zombie master. He's kind of strong for an effect monster. And I'll discard dragon zombie. And then I'll special summon dragon zombie. You haven't even normal summoned yet. I haven't, but there's not much I can really do beyond that. So I'll play another dragon zombie. Jesus Christ, what a board. Look at these zombies flooding the board but just can't do anything against your unga boonga. I know. Dammit. What, bro? Nothing. I could have had like a sweet play, but I would have needed another card. It's nothing. I'm getting rid of zombie monster master. Bro, he's the master. You don't even call him that, bro. You call him by his appropriate name. I can't believe he got lose. He's my best monster right now. I'll set a card. You set a card. And I'll go into battle. Dragon zombie destroyed. Bro, you whack as hell, bro. How would you know to play with it? Bro, I already know. I ain't like you tribute summon two cards. Fuck you. I'm never going to get over that fucking red eyes. I don't own red eyes yet. I have nothing and no one. What do you mean you got 2,000 attack? I can't do anything against this. Not my dragon zombie. I draw. Oh my god, my god. Yo, what? You got a whole ass cartoonish feel. Bro, yeah. Cartoonish. Motherfuckers getting cooked. Bro, I'm going to start swinging. Shout out Tigeraxe. I got a bunch of. Bin swinging. Bro, yeah, but I'm a keep swing. Tigeraxe looks like a fucking frosted flakes region. Do you have a clown zombie? Do you have anything that has any defense points at all? I don't. I haven't seen him yet. Konami really said zombies? No defense back in the day. Bro, it makes sense. Like if you think about it, you punch a zombie, they just fall apart or whatever. That's what I'm saying about scaling back. I'll play my armored zombie and I will crash. All right, zombies. You're going to crash? You are so afraid of something that doesn't exist. Then leave me alone, bro. I wish I had red eyes. I haven't run up on Rex yet. Oh, you're cooked. Damn, I just kind of drew better than you this duel, dude. I just am so good at this game. It is just insane what Axe Raider can do to a guy. Holy moly. I'll activate my next call of the hunted. Oh, brother. And I'll bring back my vampire dragon. Oh, shit. Yeah, you was doing a lot of barking over there, bro. I was doing a lot of barking, but I thought it was over. Perfect. I thought it was over, bro. Well, now I need a cartoonishly top-tick. Oh, dang. Oh, who's drawing better? Because I just drew a 1900 beat stick in zombie mammoth. Oh, you only run literally one of those. Yikes. I just, uh, see, my math wasn't great here. I don't want to destroy him. No, Garoozies. Well, I mean, might as well. You know what? I'd rather, you might have an equip spell in there. And now you'll take damage, right? You sure will. Oh, wait, it's me. My fucking discounted. I wish you had only 1900. I wish I had 1900. God, that would have been sick. That would have been pretty embarrassing. Dang, zombie mammoth, I thought you were going to be a good card. This is back when they thought they had to punish you for having a 1900 beat stick, bro. Look at him scared. Yeah, look at me scared. Hey, if you would have mine, could you, uh, stop your defense? Ah, can't. Yeah? Oh, look at this little idiot. Clown zombie. Go ahead. Get in there. Go to work. No. Oh, okay. I'm coming for vampire dragon next. I don't know what monster of my deck can get over vampire dragon, but I'll find the answer if it's in here. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I doubt it. Hey, I doubt it. No, I will. I'm coming for you vampire dragon. You're doing a lot of barking over there. What happened to all that confidence? I kind of forgot vampire dragon was, uh, was in the graveyard. This guy kind of. Yeah, bro. Now I'll play my. This is a long name. What the fuck? Graveyard. And the hand of invitation. It's a hand coming out of a grave or something. Ow. How many turns I got left at this pace? One. Yeah. Cause I'm going to draw another monster. Oh my God. Yeah, you're done. You're done, kid. Okay. What's the answer? What's the answer? Time wizard. Ooh. Hey, you can't win them all, man. These zombies just didn't stay dead, man. They just, they just never pair. Oh, they did not. No, they did not. Oh, you lucky I didn't have this card before because it would have been a different game. Vampire kingdom. Plus 500 during battle phase. Oh, don't worry. What the fuck? Don't worry. Let me see what you can do. Let me watch you squirm. You're playing a dangerous game, bro. If I draw time wizard, I didn't. Yeah. You're not the real. Talk to some hell. You're not the real Joey. Can I get some hell? Hell, me. You're an imposter. A phony, in fact. My hand is trashed right now. Joey didn't learn jack. Ooh. Yeah, bro. I'm going to just leave you at 100. Let me just, or this hand is about to finish you off. You're making a mistake, bro. You're making a mistake. Not. No, no. No, you didn't make a mistake. Holy shit. I hit a, I really talked all that shit. You can't play any card? I talked all that shit in a rough patch. You couldn't play any of these cards? Well, I guess I could have played one of them, but it wouldn't have changed the state of the game. Bro, I'll give it a Vampire Dragon for you. Bro, Zanky. Wow, that is trash. They have even got an Embeveled one. Bro, I got cooked. I hit my rough patch. Why didn't you talk shit, bro? Bro, because I was feeling it, bro. You know what they say, bro? I don't think Joey would have talked shit. I think they just lower your luck stat when you're ranked whatever the fuck the buddy is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Honestly, you want to know what your misplay was, bro? What's that? If you used Trap Hole on like, I'm pretty sure it was like a 1200 attack monster. Yeah. You should have saved that for like something, I don't know, actually scary. Speaking of scary, it's Zombie World. Already. And I'll play my Snake Hair. What the fuck? That is such a powerful card. No, Zombie World. What the fuck? Oh yeah, bro. No trivia summoning unless it's a zombie. That shit just shut me down. No, people actually like this, it's a UR for a reason. People use this to stop like flu. Hey, bro, if I draw the vampire one, don't worry, bro. I'll get rid of this for you because I want to see you, you know, honestly, what you're able to do. I always find a way out of tough spots and duels. It's going to be bad for you, Dada. I'm just like, you know, no, it's going to be bad for you. I don't think you understand like it's going to be bad for you. Like this is going to be very bad for you. Flame manipulator cannot catch a break. Oh, okay. How do I do this? Let's see. Oh, brother. The golfy bed for you, Dada. No, you got one turn left. And I'm not even joking. I can get out of there. No, you got one turn left. Like I finish you next turn. Uh, well, then I guess I won't let that happen. Bro, why bones deck? Oh, you're using it now? I don't have a choice, do I? I could. It's so risky. Bro, my deck is way better than yours. No, no, no. I'm going to see the I'm going to see. No, you literally like I you lose. I don't even care if like Time Wizard like resolves. Like you lose. But yeah, what is your other option? God, please. I got ways around the dragon. I got ways around vampire dragon or just deciding. But no, no, please, please, please, please, please. Yes. I knew I could trust the Time Wizard. I knew I'd be able to trust you, man. It's like I just I'm going to let him. It's like when Mr. Crab saw Spongebob with the pie that he ate and he was going to blow up. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Injured. Like there's just genuinely nothing you can do to win this. I'm sorry. Five K. I do. Yep. Yep. Yep. I may be locked out. I may be down to just Time Wizard, but I still win these. You don't know I win these. I win these. I win these. I promise you don't. I promise it like this is your lap. If I don't win this turn, I will surrender. Well, what do you have? I'm just that confident, bro. All right. So Zombie Master activate, send away Zombie Mammoth, bring back Zombie Mammoth, activate Call of the Haunted. Bring back Zombie Vampire Tracking. What the fuck? Is it even normal something? Yeah, I actually normal something Zombie Master, but you know. All right. God damn it. And activate Tribute to the Doom just for wow. I told you there was nothing you care. Like you're just cooked, man. There's just nothing you can do. Jesus Christ. What does he actually? So we got these next from Legacy of the Duelist. I don't know if he actually like hold this shit on Joey of the show. I don't know. I don't know. This was his like earliest deck on Legacy of the Duelist. All right. Last duel I'm winning. This is this is wild. I don't remember Bones doing any of this. Would you laugh? I'm glad you laugh like that. Like I'm going to win this last one. No, like this is going to be just one of those videos. You just don't win a duel. Konami, by the way, I wanted to yell that you add in the old cards. We just want to use them for fun and for character duels. But here I am with Pot of Extravagance because I can't use Pot of Greed. And he drew all of them up. I'm bringing out my clown zombie. I'll set a card face down and end my turn. I'm going to wipe you off the board. Oh my God, you are good. You're not. You're not. First, I'll activate Pot of Greed. Ignore the fact that I have to banish six cards from my extra deck. Hopefully I didn't banish the one side. And all my flame swordsmen are gone. Thank you, Konami. I'm freezing. Hey, you rose. You're falling for yelling at him, bro. So basically what Dotto was saying is when we heard that they were going to allow some ban cards to be unlimited, we assumed Pot of Greed and stuff would be able to finally be able to be used. And it technically is, but we can't craft it. So until there's a means to getting the card. Yeah, you thought I wasn't going to clear the whole board with one head? Time, wizard, time. You're killing it, man. All of my fucking flame swordsmen gone on me. You couldn't hit anything else? Yeah, I don't think you win these, Dotto. All right, I'm going to hit you with Armored Zombie. I do win these. Yeah, you don't. You got something activated? What is this? Yeah. No, no, I wish I had a mere force. I always find a way out of these tricky situations. You don't. And there's my way out. And his name is Axe Raider. Brother. Ah, yeah, you're going to be doing a lot more than saying, ah, when I'm done with you. All right, Wheeler. I draw. All right. Yeah, run and hide. I draw. I'll play flame manipulator in attack mode because all the flame swordsmen are gone. One. And then let me go ahead and get. Not two. Yeah, at least 30 life points. No way. You've got castle. Is this the pumpkin match? Are you going to pumpkin my shit? Bro, if I could fucking draw that idiot. I draw. I'll end my turn. Can you get over 1930? Yes, I can. No. I'll draw again. Don't tribute summon. What if I did tribute summon using your castle of dark illusion? I'm not aiming for the castle. I'm aiming for the ground around it. Uh, shut up. Bro, I was so excited for castle of dark illusions, bro. I was too, bro. I was too. But also, I mean, I can't attack this turn, huh? Yeah, that's a big guy. I was about to say I'm about to get fucking fried right now. This whole exchange did cook me there. I don't know why I used it on that, but here I go. Also, how come Lee again? Why am I putting Lee again in here? If he doesn't get the boost. I'll activate call of the mummy. Another one. Followed by call of the mummy. I'm just showing you that I bricked, bro. That's all. Bro fucking brick. I'll bring out clown zombie. Ah, blame it a few later. God, weird ass life point number you got. Oh, yes, sir. What, bro? I'll activate cost down and get rid of Koji so that I can bring forth my lava battle guard. Yeah, the strategy starting to kick in now. Any second now I'm going to draw my swamp battle guard. Bro, no, me breaking just kicked in, bro. Look at these back row. Bro, look at these dumb ass cards, man. Hey, don't worry. I'll give you some time like you gave me some time. I need my swamp battle guard anyway. Yeah, you knew the battle. You knew the battle guards were going to get you eventually. Baby dragon. I want to leave you pretty low. Oh, perfect. Perfect, perfect. Maybe the crisp fitty. Bro, look at like us after the multi versus tournament. Editor, put 50 cent on my life point number. I'll activate call of the mummy. Special summoning. In Vintage Yu-Gi-Oh, this is insane. To call forth Pump King the King of Ghosts. Oh, shit. You actually had the combo. No. I messed something up. So you're going to give me one more turn, right? And like not destroy my Pump King the King of Ghosts, bro. I could, but I won't. What do you mean you could? Well, what do you mean? Of course I could. I believe you, but like what do you mean? I would easily be able to overcome the pumpkin. You're capable of doing that right now, getting rid of him? Right this turn. Right this turn I could have got rid of him, but I spared you. Oh, which one of these losers would have done it? Is it your trap card that would have done it? Any one of these losers could have done it. That's it. I'm playing Vampire Kingdom, and I'll get rid. All right. All right. So you're biting the hand that feeds you, bro. Bro, I got to start making the play at some point. No! When did he ever play that? And now I'll draw my Ace Monster Time Wizard and I'll send you off with a cannon finish. Where time wizard at? Bro, if you would have given me one more turn, I would have just won. You want one more? I'm just saying, like I would have won. Like one more turn and this duel is just all big mistakes. I'll give you one, bro. Why not? Big mistake. Why not? The caller of your demise, the one and only, Dragon Zombie. Whoa. You think you did something? Yeah, bro. This duel's over. Good luck. I knew I would be rewarded for my patience. Oh, nay. They call him Swap Battle Guard. Yeah, I can't even be mad at this one. I can't even be mad at this one. Enjoy your 500 battle. They call him Swap Battle Guard and Lava Battle Guard. That was sick. I love those two little idiots. I know. I like them, too. Come on. I mean, make them a playable archetype with more friends. Who else? Rock Battle Guard? Yeah, an air battle guard. Anyway, that's the end of this video, bro. I got caught. I didn't know what. Bandit Keith coming next. I'm not going to have to cheat to beat this loser. Yeah, today we're doing Joey versus a Bandit Keith. One of my favorite duels from the original series when I watched it. I went back and read the mug. It wasn't as exciting as I remember, but Joey's still that guy. Come go ahead and win this. You're still that guy with the bunny for your rank. And it's assuming on his rank. Shut up. Oh, you're going first because of that. I don't care. I'm Bandit Keith. You better prove it, then. You better start cheating right now. Because my opening hand is who? Oh, I don't even need to cheat. I don't even need to cheat. That's what's crazy. I start by playing Terraforming, one of my three, because I... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. While it is in the middle of it. The crap mods are Liam of the Emperor. And we can actually use three of cards that wouldn't be allowed at three of before, except we can't use Pot of Greed or Grateful Charity. Mods of Liam of the Emperor. I'll use my effect to pay 1,000 life points to summon my Pendulum machine. I didn't need to tell you what I summoned there. I thought I was going to say so. This is a... What a cool kind of duel you got here. You know what? I'll go ahead and take you up on that. I'll also pay 1,000 life points. But that's my effect. And I'll bring forth Lava Battle Guard in attack mo... Oh, he's going to win. Nice card. Did they make it for men? I already know Lava Battle Guard smells bad. Bro, shut up. He does not... I don't know why even... I should have just looked up what Pendulum machine had for defense, to be honest. Yeah, it's only... You know, I only just told you what I had. No, stop. I'll use another one of my effects, except this time I'll be paying 2,000 life points. What? You're going all out? I sh... To call forth Barrel Dragon. Oh my God. I'm not feeling too good about this one, James. I'll target you. Lava Battle Guard. I feel like I might have made a mistake. And you're destroyed. I feel like I might have made a calculated mistake here. Next I'll play my 7 completed. Jesus fucking Christ. Boosting up my Barrel Dragon. This motherfucker cheating his ass off. Then I'll attack. Okay, so I... 3300 and 75... Lessons learned for next duel. I get it. I actually have a genius idea. I top that coffee cat and win the game. And in case you want to use my effect again, you won't, because I'll be playing a card face down and ending my turn. You are a... You are a bitch for that. But I simply will top that coffee cat and win. Ooh, that's not a coffee cat. But you know what? I don't need coffee cat when I'm him. I don't care what anybody says. Oh, brother. I'm him. Time wizard. Time roulette. Heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads. Yikes. Bruh, it's like damn. It's like damn. That was a tough duel out there. I don't... I'm scared because of what you might have, bro. So I'm going to... I don't know if that's a mirror for us and I feel like I got to get rid of him, bro. Respectfully. All right. It wasn't. It was mystical spaced after that. I didn't think you would have a two-truty like that. That was a quick duel. Yeah, it was. I should have FST'd. I was like, there's the way he's going to use it again right away. And I was like, it might even help me. Bro, if you were smart, bro, you could actually negate the effect and make me pay the price of the life points because it's a field spell. It would have negated? Yes. Because it's a field spell. Shit! Well, now the comments are going to be like, Miss Play! He will. But I didn't know I was going to add. Because I'm here as the authentic duelist who will teach you. Bro, I wasn't going to fucking do that shit and miss play. I didn't want to MST something that was going to go through, bro. MSTs are too skinny. Well, that MSTs really just showed up and put his fucking shmeat on the table. That was great. I've paid so many life points. And it worked. Oh, brother, dude. I got a strong turn though. I'm open with an axe rear. You are cooked. No, I'm not. Shut up. You are cooked. You're done, kid. Shut up. You don't even know me like that. I'll play my terraforming. Oh, my God. To pick up Mazalim. Did he actually play this? Again, just in case you guys haven't seen our character duels before, we get these decks from Legacy of the Duelist, usually. So I don't know if Bant and Keith actually played Mazalim of the Emperor, but you know what? That's what he's playing. I'll pay 1,000 life points. How strong is this guy? 17? Yeah, 17, bro. Staying your lane. Staying your lane, bro. And I'll set a card. And I'll end my turn. What's that face down card? And should I even try to play around it? I don't think it matters, actually, because you know, I ain't no bitch. It's indestructible. It's indestructible. What do you mean indestructible? Whatever you attack is indestructible. Shut up. No, it's not. It is. I don't buy that for a second. All right, then. Attack and find out. I will. All right. Something is happening in my hand. Oh, my goodness. Whoa. The power of time. It's escaping me. My baby dragon of time was escaping the form of a thousand dragon. And then I'll also pay some life points, bro. Nuts, that's not good. Nuts, you're genuinely fine. Anywho, come here. What do you got? Like 2000 defense? Yeah, indestructible. Bro, read his description, bro. He's an indestructible mechanoid. Yeah, bro. Bro, he ain't scaring me. He looks pretty destructible. That's a level five. Bro, no wonder this man has to cheat out all his monsters. His fucking deck is ass. It was a fluke last time. All right, I'm going to go ahead and activate time machine. He's going back in time. Yeah, bro. You're not the only one who plays with the strings of time, bro. Oh, I can't get through that. Now he's actually indestructible. Yeah, bro. Look at him. He's indestructible. All I need is my lava battle garden. This thing was over. Bro, you're not getting over a thousand dragons. Stop laughing. I don't need to get over a thousand fucking whatever dragon. I'll play seven completed. You'll never get through my indestructible card. Oh, my God. Now he's actually indestructible. You'll never get over this. Until I top deck MST, that is. I'll just simply end my turn. MST to me. Watch this. Draw MST. Draw MST. Draw. Nope, but I got something better. 2,000. Is it the red eyes black dragon? And he's still not strong enough to take out this little fuck. Your board's kind of scary, bro. You're one equipped spell from beating my ass. I'm kind of scared of the line. I drew. It's a crazy board. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's your love for that? Time to just dramatically take this duel over. I'm also in the neighborhood of paying 2,000 life points. You're cheating. You're cheating. And I'll bring out Zoa. Huh? Get rid of red eyes. Get rid of Zoa. My mirror force protects me from any incoming attacks. Yeah, that was kind of a little canonical turn, though. Fuck. You have no idea. Oh, man, I got a card that would have beat your ass. You were going to form Metal Zoa. Bro, Metal Zoa has to be special summoned from my deck. It's in my hand right now, bro. It's useless. I'll be paying another 2,000 life points. Why'd you laugh at that? There's no way you got another Zoa. I don't, but I have Barrel Dragon. I know you don't. Dead ass, no you don't. Oh, I'm glad to be getting rid of your heavy artillery. Well, if I could just fall in and holes, get attacked by mirror forces and shit. Finally, something good. I'll activate Pot of Greed. Don't mind the actual Texas. It's definitely just Pot of Greed. No, this is bad. You're going to draw exactly what you need. Wow, that would be fucking risky. But I think that would be a beautiful way to just end this. There's no way you're playing time with it. I'm that guy. There's no way. Dotto, don't be an idiot. I know you're going to lose. Dotto, you're going to lose. You're being a duelist. Ain't nothing stupid about rolling the dice. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Nah, you got to take it after that. You got to take it after that one. Thousand drain. I get it. That was sick. All right, so it's like two blitzes, you know. What a duel. Oh, look at these fields. One in one. And now we're going into the finals. Pegasus looking on like, Hmm, Yuki boy. Yeah, hmm, not bad. She knows who you are. Joey boy. You see this girl. You see a mission. You know what? I'm going first because I'm going to take, I'm going to take life by the, I'm just going to take it by storm. You're not taking that sentence by storm. I shut up, bro. I'm going to get from we don't even got to talk about it. All right. Because I don't love my hand. So if you don't love your hand, I don't love my hand, bro. What are you talking about? Bro, my deck is literally like, you have no idea how important mausoleum of the emperor is. Because everything is level five plus. Like everything. I can't play anything. These cards are useless. God, by the time I get mausoleum, I'm not going to have all my points this bad. Oh, no, you, you aren't because I'm, I'm not going to wait around, bro. I'm going to show you a fusion that you don't even probably recall by sending away my guardian of the labyrinth and my protector of the throne. You don't even know who I'm summoning. You still don't know. You're confused. I'll summon. Uh, you'll see. Don't even ask about him, bro. 1850, kind of strong, bro. Yeah, it only took three cards. God, damn it. What's happening? What's, we're going to have to do a fourth door. This is going to be a blitz. It's a blitz. Yeah. Yeah, it's a blitz. It's a blitz. They, they, so much of a blitz. In fact, we might have to do another extra duel because we might have to go back in point because ain't no goddamn way. Bro, you attacked me with both of these monsters. I just can't use mausoleum of the emperor. And that's all I have to play cards. Well, at least let me make it a little more interesting of a blitz. Yeah. Let me just throw it back old school. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's my life points looking like? Bro, I'm going to have to ask you to not this, this attack, bro. Just, just because if I get mausoleum, bro, how am I going to summon anything? You know what I mean? Well, though, though you want me to reverse time, though, you know, you'll see the D Knights special effect. Bro, this motherfucker doesn't do anything. If it attacks directly, bro, it sends us back in time to before the duel started with new hands. You don't want that? Now, you know what? I'm activated special effect. Whoa, whoa, my God. I feel like I just blacked out, dude. Yeah, what do you? Oh, my hand is kind of nice. My hand kind of nice. I like the pot of extravagance. Yep, yep, yep. Impossible. After that, it's not actually not that impressive, but oh, oh, oh, this is the kind of hand you love to see. This is the kind of hand you love to see. No, one of those is mere force. I'm mad. I'll play my mystical space typhoon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck. My Kunai would chain. Killed it. I'll play my terraforming. Oh, here we go. To grab mausoleum of the Emperor. The mausoleum is here. Next, I'll play- Your consistency gotta be insane. Mausoleum of the Emperor. I've never seen a deck that needs a field spell so bad. I can't play any monsters without this. I'll go ahead and pay 1,000 life points. Oh, just a thousand. You're keeping it real real real good. To bring out ancient tool, 1700 attack. Wow. That's not great. Yep, yep, yep. Anyway, I'm gonna beat your ass. Huh. Ah, yeah, you are. Oh, use your mere force now, bro. I don't want to see you later. I like to keep some cards wrapped up. I don't want to do anything drastic with the hell. Mmm. Now that's a strong opening hand. I'll set one card and then my turn. Oh, god. Why can't I have like Harvey's Featherdust? I don't want you to have that. That would be crazy. Okay. All right. You know what? Go hard or go home right now. Where are you going? I'll call for Zoa. Oh, shit. Go hard or go home. Go hard or go home. How do you summon metal, Zoa? Now I'll attack you. I want to know how you summon metal, Zoa. Bro, why are you keeping it? Bro, mind your business. Just mind your business. Attack him directly, Zoa. Bro, you're scared to use your mere force. You're scared to own him? I ain't scared of nothing. I ain't scared of nothing. I need you. I need you. I need you alive. What you up to, bro? I need Zoa exactly where he is right now. What you up to, bro? The only thing I'm up to is a devious plan, bro. A devious plan. Because right now, right now, what I'm seeing, bro, is exactly what you're seeing. Copycat. Okay. But also, I am metal, Zoa. The only metal Zoa here is me. Ah! Oh, shit. That is a problem. Tell me. Do you feel me? I'm metal, Zoa now. Put them on the thumbnail. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. So you are. So you are. Look at me go. Copycat. Best card of the game. It's good. Okay, okay. How do I do this? God, if you have Mirror Force, you just like, I can get over this, but I'm just worried your Mirror Force is just going to fucking put a shmeet on the table. Yeah, you're pretty tough. You're pretty tough. I'll be going into defense mode and I'll be ending my turn. Why can't I have just MST'd the Mirror Force, man? I can't believe Copycat is holding it down like this. I can. This guy's fucking broken. He's a little broken. Plus Mirror Force. All right, I'll go ahead and just activate Time Machine. Time Machine. I just need some defense on the field, bro. This is nuts. This is nutty. Diddy. Diddy. Moustache, dude. Play something in attack mode. Okay. Oh my God. What are you doing? I'll call forth Zoa, my other one. Hey, I'm Zoa right now actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next I'll activate Seven Completed. Oh shit. Wait, what? It has to be a machine. What is Zoa feeding? Why are you running him? This was my big play. Oh nuts, man. I'm going to show you the most metal thing you've ever seen. I'm going to show you the ultimate medals that will play. I'm going to kick it up a notch. Oh my God. I'm going full metal. Wait, so you didn't have Mirror Force? No, I'm going full metal more. Wait, so hold on. Does it multiply with all three? I don't know but I want to see. Oh, shit. I See that was just a broken combo bro So to get metal I gotta equip metal morph on Zoa, and then I can special summon metal Zoa from my deck that's why I was asking because I had so many metal morphs. I wanted to give you one. Oh That was the last one bro, I guess. Oh, yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, it's fine. It's fine be Joe. I read it up. I'm just saying it's fine if you're scared, bro It's fine. Yeah, I already ready. All right. I read it up, bro It's the last rule. No matter what happened. Yeah, bro. What's what happens to you got to be looking good? I drew so many metal words now my goal the only thing left for me to do is to summon red eyes black metal All right. No, that's the challenge. You know what whoever summons their metal cuz I got I got metal Zoa You got red eyes dark man's metal dragon, whatever bro. I'll beat you up. You're done man. You're good You're done. You're done. I just need 80 pieces of the puzzle to make metal or red eyes black metal dragon happen Quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick What you got terraforming, okay? Once you got ash blossom. Yeah, shut up. Anyway. I'll play my mausoleum of the Emperor You haven't seen this one before have you nope no? I have not next all activated and set a monster and then my turn Are you playing scared as hell? Oh, I'm getting ready to be Joe asked. You don't mind me, bro I'll be killed ass for you playing scared as hell. In fact, it is be shown For real give me that because I'm bringing forth a red eyes black dragon already. There's no way you have metal morph I don't thank God, but if I did you'd be the first one to hear about it I'm gonna darkway light pick it up. This is our replacement for graceful charity. Yes. It was Konami, let me use the cards. Let me look the cards. I guess I just win now, right? Like what am I supposed to do? Likely story brother. You're never gonna get through launchers spider Why is that so strong because I pay 2,000 to summon it bro? It better be this when you put it like that. He's not the strongest guy I'll activate mausoleum of the emperor another 2k. Oh, this can only be one guy and I'll bring out barrel dragon Yeah, that was the guy I was referring to I'll activate barrel dragons effect. You miss these. I don't yes You do I do yeah, I'm still stronger than you bro. I wouldn't attack. I'm still stronger than you bro Okay, I couldn't stop destroy your red eyes metal idiot black dragon, bro Sorry, bro. I'm taking you to the battle step, ain't I Yeah, that one little car really do what I'll activate seven completed. Oh shit I need some more deep into it. Jesus Christ launchers fighters not going down without a fight Need him to live He dictates whether I survive at all Why are you giggling just laughing ain't I I'm gonna pay another 2k to bring forth a second Non-canonical red eyes black dragon Wow cheater. Who's the real cheater, bro? That's not even I was duping my cards I was I was stayed up all late last night thinking about my sister's eye surgery and the infinity glitch Serenity needs this money for eye surgery you You use you don't understand. She can't see I draw Bro, I'm gonna take out this little defense. No mistake blast beer will equip to your red eyes black dragon You can say bye-bye to the strong red eyes during your next this is so disappointed Yeah, yeah, I got some disappointing news too, bro. I'm out of just drew my fucking metal, Zoa Yeah, you're teaching them. It can only be I can only be special summon from the deck. Oh, yeah You know what that's fine. That's fine. Anyway, I'll activate mausoleum of the emperor no more games regular Zoa Oh No, you had Zoa too. Yeah, bro. Come here. No, no, bro Okay, all right, you know what gotta happen at some point. I was fully protected all along It's a shame during your next year. That's my baby. Dotto doya. I draw. Oh Goodbye Whoa, yeah, you didn't get that part. Did you? Oh defensive now, aren't we? Yeah? Yeah, what's wrong wheeler every card has its weakness Dion you're gonna see that soon enough Just cuz I don't need you going crazy with my field And you are so good You are so cooked the gods are smiling upon me now. I like to do it. Oh, no Good to red eyes black dragon. It's so funny because darkness dragon is just worse. Hey, no, it absolutely is But you gotta do it for the bit bro. What are you a bitch? Do it bro. Don't be a bitch. I would have done it, bro Fuck you. You're right. I am gonna do it and now I can get rid of red eyes black dragon to bring forth Red eyes black a metal dragon. He would be sick if he had like the built-in effect Yeah, I don't know why he doesn't have metal God damn it this dumb card copycat. Oh, I only got my original shit Well, then admit of a mispl- what it wasn't a misplay. It was a purposeful misplay, bro It's only misplay if you like God, I can't play any card look at red eyes black metal dragon god I'm cool with it. He does look cool. I can't get over seven completed launchers later Hey, I know how to get over this Oh You're so lucky you tie wizard. I got nuts. I got three level seven vanilla monsters and metal Zoa in my hand, bro Can't do anything. Look at red eyes black metal dragon. God. He is trash. I have bad news. What's the news? Never mind never mind God, why does metal so I have to be special for my debt? God, you just pick them up and it's just it's done dead Dead card stupid guard. Oh, no fucking shot. That's awesome. Don't say that Well, it is I don't want to hear that bro. I don't want to hear that I just need to draw my MST and you are so cunt. Oh, let me MST so I can animate your shit, bro Oh my god, I need it. I need MST so bad. Please dad. You gotta give me MST Well, it won't be copycat. Huh? I'm bringing Zoa back from the graveyard. Oh The swing of memories. What did you remember from those time? I remembered how to beat copycat's ass. Why are you doing this to copycat? He was like OG launcher spider the shame of what launcher spider became God, please somebody give me MST so I can animate this bitch Destroyed during end phase bro. I gotta do some with him. Oh true. This is some risky What I'm losing it bro. I'm Bro, you don't need to yet. You don't need I do though. I do I need I need to animate you, bro And this is the most anime shit Joey would ever do so I want you to hear me out Dion I'm gonna time I get it if you get it wrong you lose Hold on. Don't activate it yet comment section without skipping forward. Does Dotto do I call this right? Does Dotto do I call time was it right there is a content if there is a Yu-Gi-Oh dueling God They know exactly what I'm trying to do with this play and they know that my heart is in the right place So time was it won't fail me. I'm going at time was it time roulette heads heads. That's please Yes Yes, I send all your monsters to the graveyard, but the grave is a helpful place I like to be grave robber and take seven complete it from your grave now with my machine red eyes black metal Dragon I can equip seven completed you take two thousand damage dotto. I don't need to use two thousand damage dotto Oh, you don't read I was so cool. I was blinded I'm sorry. I was machine. I was like I'm gonna beat him with the card that would save it of this all Oh You know, I did that old speech even the fucking bit where I blow Why is grave robber that? What the fuck my ultimate machine red eyes Can play in concept was so cool. Oh fucking god. Did I fucking blew up? Oh, well, that was a depressing end of the video where this man rigged his seven completed to explode Fucking cheated that is how they'd explain in the anime Bro, I'm just thinking about the intro for battle city that she was like And then they went crazy with that damn bro Yeah, you know that was a king of games. There was a new bag with that one Anyway, we're back with character duels. I'll be playing the role of yugi and deon aka siriax We'll be playing the deck of kaiba and we're gonna see what would actually happen Step up to the plate in a real duel aka master duel. I begin This one won't be canon yugi. I'm creating a little scapegoat. Oh brother. This guy's silver Oh, bro. Don't act like you ain't falling off either bro goal. Yeah Anyway, I'm going first because I feel like that's what yugi would do. Uh difference is dotto I have a diamond border around my profile picture. Where's yours? That's impressive. That's impressive Anyway, watch it. Oh, look at us. We're in the battle city, bro Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This is a yugi ass hand and by that I mean damn. I'm going to lose this game My hey, I got a pretty kaiba ass hand too. Actually, bro. I'm winning this game two face downs. I'll go ahead and end my turn I'll draw yugi I got the most canonical start to this duel. No way. You got you got three blue eyes in your hands I'll start by playing my saggy the dark clown. I was shut up and I set a card saggy Throw your fucking balloons or whatever at him He's good. He knows every aspect of this game saggy already throwing them hands. That's what it's like He's just standing there. Let me get one. Oh, and there it is. I like to imagine what saggy hits the field All you hear is down. Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun That's just annoying. Anyway, your own monster will be your undoing. I'll use the spell card brain control This is it you lose bro brain control on the geek bro I don't need him for anything else other than this push and now your clown is being sent to the circus in the sky Archfiend of Guilford. Yep. This guy's what do I do about that? Bro, you go have to step up to the plate and try to beat him for real You go have to do something for real. Oh, not bad They have why did he like do a dark electric attack that shit was kind of crazy actually kind of hurt master Just getting updates as we play bro. Oh, by the way, we didn't mention it But now we actually were able to craft pot of green pot of green pot of green for the character duels now Which is a crazy buff a Konami add all the cards back. Thank you. Why saying game running around the city like this? I'll start by playing my silent doom silent doom. This is gonna bring my saggy back to life No way anyway What card are you hoping to play against me in your hand because I've seen through it light for sword There's no way you hit the card that I'm actually trying to like you say goodbye. There's no goddamn way. There's no goddamn way Did you need that card? Yes? This whole play is worthless now It was your move to fail Kyba and your cards told me what they wanted me to do Shut up I'll set a card. I'll set another card and I'll end my turn interesting interesting But you don't know you don't know Kyba have them fucking traps on deck bro. You better be careful That's all I got to say make sense make sense. Let me just go ahead. How long do I not have my card? For a turn is gonna be quite some time to be honest your opponent's fourth stand, but my so that is ridiculous I just kind of throw it a fucking hissy bit. No way. I have. Oh Any car that's actually what that's fucking cheap. Yeah, pretty good. My desk barrel in actually unreal You're able to do this. No, it's unreal that I actually had a chance to like do something crazy Yeah, and then what you got fair road bro. That's two turns or did I sure fucking did do I'll set a card and I'll end my turn Interesting interest good lord. How's your old third row? Oh, you you really have no idea what you did to me I don't brought up. No idea what that card face down is. I just know I farrowed you bro I light four sordid that card. I'm gonna see if this will work. What we got here. Well, what you don't work Didn't work I want to see if I could activate something during battle step, but I had to be okay. Okay. Okay. I draw That would have been nice When I actually had the card that I needed in my hand Well, you'll get him back in one turn if you haven't already lost by then He talked a big game. No way. What's your set of are you just stalling for real? It's all I can do you ruin you reading my plate It's really all right. I'll set a card face down that could come and it's crazy How Archfiend of gopher was the only playable monster and only playable because I had brain control this shit We would have gotten out of hand for me real fast. All right Well, I'm just kind of fair right now because I'm getting my card back. Okay. Okay. Okay. What card are you getting back to your hand? That's what I want to know pretty bad, but I'll play my cost down. Was that the card. Yes, I Got a discard one of these first damn. I didn't read my card. I don't want to discard either of these You've two blue eyes. No, well, I guess if I'm using the card I got to keep this but I don't want to discard this oh Hey, I Hold on. I really gotta think now. I really made it. I really didn't Get my monster reward. Oh my god. That is a good card And then I'll play my soul exchange no shop actually no shot I'm getting and I know your dumb card can equip to my card if I played it face up I'll set my card face down and I'll end my day. Okay, so we're really we're really reading the text on this one Yeah, since I didn't read the text on my own car. It's a shame that you've lost this tool No, bro, I'm getting ferroed right now. This is insane This is crazy. I have to wait though. Hold on before you do anything. What's up? I miss this I missed us. I missed us too, bro This is what I was waiting for for real this like I'm a content creator again I'm a wait bro. I was going to do something crazy But I don't want to do this card is useless and that monster reborn would have hit right now And out that she honestly would have made me change up my whole game plan for a flip up my heroes that right? We are you rude? And I'll attack you directly. I guess. Oh Damn that kind of hurts. This is actually a kind of a good duel. Oh, my turn Hold on. Let me draw the exact card. I need a pretty old odd Hi, oh, no, that's not the card. He owes in Ryu. There we go He owes in Ryu. That's his name a dragon created from a massive diamond that sparkles with blinding light This looks like a fucking Elden ring character. I'll make you a trade a thousand life points for the soul of your monster I'll activate my interdimensional matter to banish my card. I'll activate seven tools of the bandit. No fucking way Don't know you don't realize I need this card What do you need that stupid dragon for I haven't gotten any fucking monsters bro, bro I'm playing Kings night with no Queens. I don't 1600 is pretty good back in this era, man Well, I'll take I'm not complaining started with the 600 fucking attacks to G the dark loud. I Don't know what the fuck Kaiba was doing when you threw that idiot in here draw play pot agreed I'm still needing more cards. I'll set a card and I'll end my Dude, okay, let me let me fair. Let me fair. Let me fair. I draw you've been farrowing me the whole game Go ahead draw draw dark magician or something bro. I can't always already I'll tribute some in my Kings night to make way for my Jack's night. No Shit man. What is it man? 1600 defense. No, I got sixteen hundred fifty defense You was trying to cloud me I'm trying to stay alive 50 damage what clowning you. I'm trying to live bro. Thank God. I've never fucking damn it man Oh, why did you try this time? Oh my god? I plan on winning this duel with just Jack's night alone when it rains it fucking pours man I'll set another card face down, and you know what? I'm actually gonna make a play here in a second I'm gonna fair your shit here in a second, bro You know I've been feraled already. You better win this duel for real Bro this card ass the card that I face down is so useless the last card. I would want actually I read this card all wrong I am not doing this. I'm not doing what I was gonna do. Oh this fucking idiot. I just drew right now, man What did you just draw this time? Something useless bro Kyba putting a quip spell on your deck man God these cards are useless. This card is useless set past Bro my whole fucking duel is me fucking On the back end and there she is my lovable Queen's night I don't know why I have to go through the entire collection of these guys for you. You're running out of time You're running out of time. Yeah, I got nothing, bro Jack's night is just a little too. I don't got anything with like a 1900 defense And I know I don't gotta I know I don't got a right get you about to draw like crush card virus or some stupid shit right now, bro Oh even worse even worse what you draw I got the worst. I got the worst hand Well, I'll be the failure shit that oh come on, dude, bro if you go and throw my shit, bro Attempt would be like hmm. Here's the homie drop Kyba. I'll bring forth the spellcaster dark magician Stop and then I'll activate the spell card card destruction. No What are you talking about you wanted what I know but my obelisk in my blue eyes, man You had obelisk. Yes, and blue bro my hand Now you can see my hand drop add obelisk blue eyes and fucking flew to the summoning dragon What do I do with that good lord ass hand that to be honest like that's definitely a hand that the anime has cut To to show Kyba's hand before I'll set that was your homie draw. I'll set I gave you a whole ass new hand. I'll set and then I'll activate my card of demise I can draw until I have three cards. Wow. This is ass I Bro, you've seen your whole day The Kyba corporation I just but you've seen your whole Yeah At least you're smart enough I have an idea bro I'll beat your ass for real don't even act like that you you dumb ass getting fucking hit over the head with a fucking Carribo ever felt more insulted. I don't know what's worse Carribo beating my ass or me thinking I'm about to win And then Carribo saving you at the end of a potential I'm being your ass with Carribo. You are beating my ass. I ain't gonna lie No, fuck the heart of the cards. It's all about power cool I love I'll activate my Thunder Dragon. This will allow me to search out two other Thunder Dragons Bro has seen his whole back. Yeah, that's gonna that's gonna get this deck way more consistent. Let's rev it up I'm from the streets of New Domino City, bro I wish you this fucking trap that I drew at the beginning is bar none the most worthless card I have ever seen in my life. What trap do you possibly have? It's horrible. Anyway, do you want to know the homie drop from? I take you out back bro. What's the deal? I mean, I am curious to see what I would draw bro. I mean I'm just curious. Oh, you're good. You're good. Oh I leave I like to make the spell card multiply. Yeah I'm gonna have three Carribo's. Are they all gonna be in defense? Yeah Not on my watch because now I get to show you the strength of my trap final attack orders They're all in attack position now enjoy Shit what a worthless fucking trap bro. I had that at the beginning like I know they gave you as mere force They gave me fucking final attack. I do your reports of this deck That's one oh Faro. All right, so far. It's looking pretty can and I understand why Kyva lost this bro I'm just grateful that I drew fucking brain control because that she went first last time flip it. I did all right I was gonna do that. Wait. I thought I went first and played to geek. Oh, I know you didn't. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I just end my turn to get really showed up punch it rocked my shit and left he got cooked Okay, this now this is a fucking hand dude. This is a fucking hand No, this is a lot better for me to and I'm not even saying my hand is good It's just you ever look at a hand and go damn this I used to look at this shit as a kid I'll play my re-u-kission powered bow word. Yes, and I'll end my turn I think it's fucking strong if we're being honest I definitely have drawn that first rule the fact that you like force I had four cards in my hand And you like four sorted the one card that I actually needed for that play You know what you started pretty strong, but you didn't start nearly as strong as beta the magnet warrior Yep, I bet you're shaking in your fucking boots right now beta. Take him out back. Ah, you wouldn't find a magnet like this on a fridge Beta that motherfucker would be stuck on the phrase. That's a I know that's a strong-ass magnet Can't walk through a high school without getting attached to the wall Fucking walker. That's pretty strong. Thanks almost as strong as my force raider. Jesus Christ. This is old school You guys L I'm not gonna let you do this though because I'll activate the trap card magical hats You're lucky I'm gonna pick the right one. You're not though. That's the thing. You get to pick where they're all placed Or is it random? I don't get to pick where beta goes But go ahead try to try to find him try to find him because if you don't find him this duel as you know It is over. He's right in the middle. Oh, you found my spellcard diffusion He was on the left hard and I'll end my turn why I see really I really hope that card is not strong And while you're right beta the magnet warrior was never gonna be strong enough, but summon skull is oh This is old school you use my ring of destruction No fucking shot dude and destroy your summon skull. We'll take dad Different now in it. I'll set a car face down and at my turn. Sorry Yugi. Oh damn now. I feel like Kyba I'll play my battle ox. Oh my god. I'm getting fucking run over right now And I will beat your ass. I'm getting fucking run over right now, ain't I go force raider And I'll end my turn. This is your last turn pharaoh. Come on. Come on. Come on draw I'm starting to think I just break bro. You only one cuz I break last We'll see about that we'll see about that we're gonna see about that yes We will I'll set a card and I could tell something could be activated last time I attack so Just in case you're in the neighborhood of a mirror You were wrong it was magic cylinder But I did I did hold that just in case I wanted to get you thinking about that I needed you to think about that actually set a card in defense Muffler's gonna obelisk me I draw I Then I'll activate the spell card brain control. Yeah, come here force raider. The answer is no I'll activate my interdimensional matter transporter. I'll be keeping this force raider This is not good and there's a lot of choices. I could make but I think this is the smartest for me now. I'm going I'll tribute some in my queen's night for dark magician girl. Ah, ah, ah, it's a risky fucking maneuver I'm not gonna lie to you. I knew that don't I knew it was gonna be desperate live too And I'll bring back my ring of destruction into that. That's that's a fucking instant loss for me if that shit happens And I hope you don't have blue eyes in your head. I'll draw. I'll set a card No, what's you laughing at for real? Yeah, I can't attack over this fucking bitch. Okay? You just fucking set it, huh? Oh, that's a risky card. I got in my hand right now. What card you got God Damn, this is too risky. I can't I can't it can't not work. It's not worth it But is it no that'll lose me the whole but is it worth it? No, no, I can't God, I'll switch my battle ox to defense or attack mode and I want to do this so bad, but I'm scared But this might be what I have to do with imagine a force raider and battle ox. We're looking at me, bro I'm crying. I got a risk. It what you risk it. You're doing it I'm gonna play my card of demise to pick up until I don't dude. No dude Not exactly what I was looking for but I'll activate my thunder dragon to pick up to thunder dragons I guess I'll just set a card and I'm about to lose my whole hand. This is why this was risky My obelisk. No you were gonna obelisk me. I couldn't bro. You would have just started popping these guys off I would never have three tributes. I was hoping I would pick up solid change. All right Well, it's time for me to start making my move say goodbye to force raider. No, all right All right, just work our way through dark magic. I'll just clutch up right now That's clutch up. Just clutch up say nothing that I need to clutch up play legit Yeah, which would be good if you didn't have a 2,000 attack Try to work for this you tributed one monster, bro It's crazy how 2,000 attack just changes the whole dynamic of a duel that is insane I'm just gonna keep I'm just gonna keep hitting the card in the middle of this point I'm struggling bro. Bro. Look at me. Are you kidding me? You just don't have 2,000 attack. I don't know what you have at your deck to get over this I don't have 2,000 attack. You're right, but what I do have is Monster report. That's not good for me. I'll call forth my obelisk the tormentor this is not good for me Opelisk go get hit by mirror force. I know what's coming. I see I know that you're coming I ain't about to be able to be happy right now fist of fate Did you honestly think I'd let you win this duel without seeing me activate dust tornado Wait, wait and mirror force. I I'll see you later I ain't gonna lie my nuts was quivered up, bro It was it was seven tools of the bandit. Oh, thank God. That's it would have pissed me off, too I know I was I'm gonna have 100 life points left. I know. I know. Oh, we got this bro's 1-1 I know it's 1-1 like you acting like I didn't already hit rematch six hours ago But that's crazy for they shouldn't allow you to resurrect obelisk like that. Yeah, bro You can come back for a turn. They don't let you do that with raw despite being the weakest one Um, I went for you. All right. So now my turn to go second. Yeah. Yeah, just keep flipping it Oh, I'm glad I get to end this this duel going first. Our magician got to hit the field one time So far whoever's gone first has uh, wait, how does I haven't even seen slifer yet? Oh, no, bro I hope you see him right now. I have a plan. Actually, I have a plan I want to trade with you I don't want this fucking card. Give me that shit. What the fuck you holding on to dark magician for Exchange that's why you set those cards Oh, you can tell I'll activate thunder dragon. This is bullshit, bro Your deck is just actually the deck thinning is crazy. He does this one time relax. I'll activate cost down I'll discard one card. What's you discarding? Oh, you better be real careful. I want you to know I'm looking at that graveyard. Oh a thunder dragon. Oh, I'm terrified. He's gonna take my thunder dragon Oh, I know I'm just saying you better watch when you discard, bro I'm looking at I got my eyes up healed on that graveyard. Wait. I can't change my mind No, no, I don't want to play this card. I want to play the other one. I can't change my mind I'm right clicking. Oh brother. All right. Anyway, dark magician girl I'll activate the trap card chain destruction your own card. You're an idiot. You didn't read your own card Good job, and I'll attack you Disappearance is the one you thought it was damn man. I thought that shit was gonna like work and be cool I gotta keep this stupid card alive because you're gonna fucking yank it back with Monster reborn if it goes to the graveyard Anyway, I'll do soul taker to send it to the graveyard Fuck you man You're lucky. I didn't even mean to play that stupid card, man Well, I didn't want you to play that stupid card. Anyway, I'll bring back dark magician girl This was the fastest way to get her to my side of the field actually just let her let her fucking die Can't believe this shit, bro. It didn't let me change my mind I want to play completely different monster than dark magician girl I wouldn't be in the situation at all. I will What what do I even use this card on? Oh, no, but you better figure it out. I'm a I'm a 2k Yo, this some ass. I ain't gonna lie draw. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh I'm not even gonna play that piece of shit card, man. Yo kappa-deck ass Or you got beat is in there. I've seen 1800 1900 Yeah, none of them are 2,000 if I draw one now. I'm fucked. He's what when when would I ever? When would I ever even use this card? Yeah, this is Great all because the game didn't let me change my mind. Come on master duel. Let me right-click change my mind on this shit I'm just going again. I'm dead ass just going again. Yeah. Yeah. Mubby night. Mubby night fucking What are you trying? Nothing obviously man you up to something I'm really not none of these cards are fucking useful right now This some ass bro. Just attack again with 2,000 bro, please bro, please I need to know if I can draw anything that fucking saves my life I'll be turned just a monster. I can actually play at least I want to see if this works. No, it won't I'm not gonna do it yet. I don't know what to do bro. Just end your turn I don't want to bro way too scared to just end his turn. That's insane I'll just hit you over the head for him 2k another 2k. I'll take it Give me a monster. I can play, please Oh my god I drew a card. I have to pay 2,000 life points to activate. Yeah, that's great Yeah, pay 2,000 this card looks cool. I've never even heard of this This is the only you are in my deck outside of blue eyes called lullaby of obedience just in case But I ain't gonna be able to use it so man why you you just had to attack me You couldn't have just let it slide couldn't just end your turn bro. I've you told me to attack it I'll set a card bro. All right. Hold on. I might be able to feral my way into a victory here draw What do you mean? I need to feral my way into a victory. I am dying I've got a plan bro. If you don't attack me, then I win no, but watch this don't attack me attacks Why would I not? Dark magician girl attacks, right? I need something to turn over. I'll activate and tap into the magical dimension Right, and then I summon the spellcaster in my end dark magician You already know what's coming next bro destroy a card destroy one monster on the field you fucking dope I'll just say no. Oh, I thought you had I Just wanted to actually use the magical dimension. No one fucking lost Kaiba your ass Bro got all that money and no bitches. That shit was crazy right after the magical dimension, bro I thought you had to destroy your own monster. That would have made me now. It made me smile made me laugh I can't believe this bro. I can't believe this hi, but that guy. Nah, you hate. Oh, I got a Hand for real. Oh now I now I might be able to play the game I got a hand for real we on the new finale. It's to one right now. I'll Yeah, set a car. Is that your whole turn and I'll set another card Okay, and I'll play my saggy the dark clown in attack mode and end my turn. Oh brother It's this guy again. I'll draw one draw is not enough for me Kaiba. Look at this You already know what I'm gonna activate bro. You already know I drew in my opening hand What you laughing at? I'll activate my crushed card virus. I'll tribute my saggy the dark clown. There's no shot Bro took out my entire head Go ahead draw two with your pot of grief trash. Oh and destroy three more of your cards by the way But shit you already took I might as well get rid of the fucking trash ones that I can't play anyway Yeah, get rid of that Jackson. I get rid of that loser who fucking beat my ass last time finally some Kaiba moves Let's go. I threw all of my strongest cards to the graveyard cuz I know my dumb ass about a draw monster reborn shit I can't I can't put into words how satisfying watching all your Dude Speaking of beaters, I'm playing my ex-head cannon your thoughts that a beating. Yes, you can sit on the beating your ass 1800 You're right. I don't have two thousand. I got 2600. I'll In my turn like yeah, I simply can't attack over that's the big shield guard enough for you It's a big shield bitch for how do I win this duel considering 18 of my fucking 40 cards die on the first turn Shit, I don't know good luck. You be easy though shit. I'm gonna have to work for this one. You won't be winning at all I'm gonna work for this one Oh Speaking of don't do it. Don't do it. I'll play my legit in the mystical brother. I'm getting legit Yeah, I'm gonna beat down. I'll attack your face down scum. You mean beta that magnet. What? And I'll end my turn on some pharaoh shit. I really need monster reborn like yesterday, bro Bro on some Kaiba shit you lose bro surrender. I don't give up and I don't surrender Please bro, so please somebody help me man Bro, you know, I know your stupid cards effect, right? What you talking about, bro? You haven't cracked I gotta do is attack them once and then that motherfucker just turns around like oh shit That motherfucker hit me hard. Hey, yeah, but I use a big shield, bro. You wouldn't dare or I could simply just put you in attack mode Enter the code left right a face down though. This wouldn't have even worked on me. I wouldn't be able to target you Damn, yeah, you better look at me when I'm talking to you big shield now legit Turn to defense mode turn to defense mode. The fuck is just arms wide open like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. How the fuck am I gonna win this one? Yeah, you will not I will I'm gonna fair on my way into a win You actually lose so no I fair on my way out of this drop. Oh No, no There's card virus is pretty fucking crazy You better find that monster reborn. No pressure, but this is gonna be your last chance or after this No pressure, but this is gonna be your last chance or after this because I'll play my silent doom to call back my saggy the dark clown Are you doing this? Oh shit? He's in defense mode. I thought he was in attack mode. My math didn't check out It's what I would say if I was attributing all three to call for God. I call forth Obelisk that's or mental shit. I knew this would happen now. I'm gonna punch you really hard God Yeah, I hope you a magic cylinder because I can't be targeted by it. Let's go Please fairer this shit wait, I have to trust in the heart of the carts, huh? I can't even use this card They know I felt last I kept picking cars up that I couldn't do anything with now You probably think and I'm just gonna attack you with obelisk Hold on first of all just a courtesy a courtesy because I received the homie drop. Do you need a homie drop? Yeah, yeah, okay I'll set a card and I'll watch you squirm for one more turn. I'm this is the most fucking kaiba fucking duel I've ever seen in my life. I'm drawing up by victory card right Bro, I cleared out all of your beat sticks. What could you be drawing that's so bad You ain't winning now though. I'll be honest Hey, I doubt it. Hey, you ain't winning now I'll set a card face down and I'll attack you with obelisk fist of fate Jesus christ you got sent to heaven You're the fucking choir Bro just draw the cards you need bro. I can't you're not believing in the heart of the cards I simply cannot I don't know if I should believe your bait. Is this bait? I don't Do you want me to beat you up? You could try shit. Are you sure you could definitely give you one more homie drop Shit, I'll take one more. Yeah I'll flip up my despair olymp and I'll return My ex head cannon and my fucker just head cannon for real and then I'll tribute for blue eyes for the blue eyes white dragon Okay, so this is pretty bad for me. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just I'm just getting thematic might as well while we're here, bro All right, and then this is your last homie drop, bro That's all I need. I only needed the one more all I'm saying is bro If you got if you got your core space down right now Then you you just betrayed all of the rights of homie drops I didn't I don't but I don't need it because I finally got monster reborn Would you say now? I'm gonna be honest the thing is bro. Nobody's gonna save me, bro But if we if we be in thematic about it, then I've got to end it with this guy on the field Hey a dark magician staring down a blue eyes and an obelisk is pretty canon, bro If only I had more life points, you know, maybe this shit didn't have to go this way Do you even have sniper? I do he's in the deck No, I mean like have you drawn him yet? You know have it. I haven't even seen him once Wait, you're tributing your dark magician for the gal? I think it would have been a smart play one of the days But now I just want you know dark magician and dark magician girl. I might as well see him both He added two extra cards face down. I can't be fooled by his whimsical talk To be safe I will put my blue eyes in defense mode and then with obelisk. I'll attack you this defeat light of intervention That was all I had. Thank you. Good night, and I'll see you next time. I'll also shrink you for dramatic effect Ah, damn punch Bro, I feel like no neither I guess the first duel was kind of close for a little bit I feel like all these duels are just blowouts going either way It was just anime duels, but in like only one of us got to be the anime character out of time Shit. Hey, it's fitting that kaiba and yuki end on a draw in some way shape form And that gives you guys, uh, that gives you guys something to look forward to because maybe we do kaiba versus yuki again in the future When you describe who I am all you got to do is tell them that I'm from the streets The new streets of domino city or new domino. I'm confused when you come from the streets like me You learn how to grow up really fast. Anyway, dion, let me ask you this. How are you with mathematics? Do you know how to make seven because I do first I'll play more tronic scoping. Yep He's a telescope. Get a little look at him. He's actually a microscope. My bad. Don't even matter I got a radio. I'm listening to my own tune, but they're both not sticking around because three plus four Equal seven We're in a new era. We have to do math. I'm building the overlay network. Just kidding. That's xc's monster This is power tool dragon and now I'll use his ability to make you look at three equip spells beep beep and this rocket pilder Double tool cnd double tool cnd. Which one are you going to give me? I'm going to give you the rocket one Randomly rng is the one on the left. Holy shit. There's no way out. I actually fucking did it Actually gave me rocket pilder, which is fine. The only reason I didn't throw you three double toys because I already have No, I wanted to see you smile just so I could take it away speaking of a smile being taken away I'm going to play one of my iconic banned cards banned cards. I'll play my snatch steal Unreal your card is mine now forever That's fucking brutal that I'll activate my power tool dragon. It's mine now How do you have that many equip spells and I'll show you three of my fighting spirits? Which one will you give me? What? You're using power tool dragon against me. I'll activate fighting spirit. Oh, brother This is not looking good for me. I'm going to be honest and then I'll play my shield warrior Don't worry. He won't be here for long because I'll tribute him for my turret warrior And now I'll simply beat your ass. Well, this is not good Oh Damn And this my friends is why snatch steal was banned. This is a banned card It goes in the deck. Oh, don't worry, bro. You get to gain some life points every turn fair trade, right? No No, that's why this card was banned. I'm going to have to rely on my dueling instincts. I'll activate morphotronic accelerate Bro, you just destroy snatch steal. You're fine. Exactly. Wait. I didn't know that did that. What do you mean? My confidence disappeared very quick Bro, you're the one that told me to do it and now My morphotronic radio I told you to do that when I didn't know you could do it after I get my power tool dragon, of course Now say nothing and randomly give me my power tool cnd All right, this time instincts. Tell me the middle one. Oh your instincts were finally wrong Damn that's a lot of squeak Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Huh. Anyway power tool dragon Let his turret warrior know what we're cooking up over here. I'll activate my shield warrior Bro, big mistake to prevent me from being destroyed this turn. You might not be destroyed, but thanks to the effect of walking You'll be losing that attack. I'm gonna take some hurt. I'm gonna take some damage and I'll let you know right now I thought I thought it wasn't destroyed the whole You had a lot of talking you were doing over there. I had a serious miscalculation I'll set a car and I'll set a car this tool could have gotten way out of hand if I wasn't able to pop that Spell card. I'm gonna be honest. Yep. I was gonna open you wouldn't be able to Bro got that right. I wish I had some back row removal Got it. Now my equip fells on your monster. This is ass It is uh Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and get these out of here. Now. Don't give me double tool cnd or I will And now the infinite loop has been created. You'll no longer be able to attack either of these monsters Oh, I can only equip. Yeah, that can be equipped onto that guy. It has to be a level four higher machine type morphotronic Thunder idiot that is a thunder. That's a lot of attack points. I don't think I'll be attacking over this idiot anytime So I just hope you have less than 1800. Oh say nothing and give me out of this game. Goodbye I'll activate my scrap iron scarecrow shot. No shot. Okay, your attacks will never reach me I will simply draw the out. Just remember what I always told you every card has value I'll play my junk sink run. No shop to call forth my quill bolt hedgehog And then I'll bring out my junk warrior. I don't know where I'm going with this. I ain't not attacking over this idiot You have to get over 2,900. Yep, and I can't even attack the other one, huh? Yep. Nope. Sure can't and then I'll end my turn 4900 it's a respectable 4900 Right, you know what? You know what? No, you know what? You know what? No, I decide not to Oh wait, never mind. I'll be I was trying to I brought a I have another one. What are you talking about bro? Bro What have some creativity, man? I can't bro my my this is a morphotronics don't have any spare There really should be some morphotronic synchros, but really that what you're gonna crash I uh, didn't mean to do that. All right, I'll do it I forgot you don't get destroyed by bad old Do you really stop me from getting out there being my selfish shit, bro? What do I do with this? What is this thing? Uh I'll set a card and I'll end my turn. That was your turn, huh, bro? Yeah A reasonable enough turn, bro. If you leave this card alive, you will lose really why you said it too late You said it too late. I didn't say it too late. Oh, all right, right I didn't say it too late. You know what? I don't have any problem with giving a little we're giving a little homie dropped out again And now I will simply draw the card that I need. This will work. You got one turn. I'll activate tuning Okay, that's that's a very powerful search card. Yeah, okay. I'll just grab junk sink ron I will play my junk sink ron activate junk sink ron bring out quill bolt hedgehog combo piece And now I have to think uh This might be my only option unfortunately I'll tribute my junk sink ron and my quill boat hedgehog to bring out my junk warrior And then I'll flip up my ghost gardener ghost gardener and I'll crash my ghost gardener into your power tool dragon Thus activating his effect. What is this lowering your attack by 1900 and then oh wait, I can use this This card would be destroyer. You can destroy that. No, no, no, no, no. We're not going to be activating that I'll use the effect of my power tool dragon and sacrifice one of my double tool cnds ow Bye bye. All right. Yep. No, I lose that's that's that's pretty insane right there. That's pretty insane right there That's a pretty insane little situation we found ourselves Double tool cnd is just too good The morph tronics just have a bead on this one bro snatch steal I thought just sealed my win and then you just popped it so effortlessly, bro Did you search that card and you like I just drew it. No, I just had it. It must be nice, bro. It must be nice I really wasn't even that's why I said like I'm gonna need my instincts to get me out of this one I forgot it could pop anything. Yeah, no, that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy, bro You want first or second? I don't remember which one I don't care, bro. I'm gonna win this one. I'm going first That's the thing is that's not a fluke. That's more of tronics more tronics are dumb, bro You lucky I got no form of back row removal. I ain't got no forms of back row This is not the best hand I could have ever gotten good in your turn. You know what? I mean, sorry, leo The only thing wow, we just fucking throwing hands on this is the worst hand I think I've gotten all day with morph tronics But I still have to put faith in my little guys. I'll play my speed warrior. This duel's over. No, it's not. They're not just monsters They're appliances. I'll activate my speed warrior because this man's being corny and then I'll beat his ass I cannot be destroyed by battle. I'm a stapler and you are in defense position now What a dumb card. What are you talking about? I'm a stapler little idiot. This is Welcome to fucking defense mode. I'm not whoever designed the more tronics was just like at the office one day and like, you know what? I know what I'm gonna do. Anyway, we all know how to do some addition, bro I actually kind of want to go nuts though and I do that. Can I just go crazy? Can I just go stupid though? Oh, I'm going crazy. I'm going stupid. By the way, I feel like I always have to mention this Uh, we didn't create these decks ourselves. These are our bold decks from uh, legacy No, we did not. Yes. These are legacy of the duelist decks that we're just pitting head to head So, uh, exactly. So it's not like neither side is optimal We're not even sure if it's fully balanced or not, but it just ease what it is It ease what it is right now. I'm thinking the more of tronics kind of got the lead in terms of balance These guys kind of why did I attack with that? Yeah, these guys kind of stupid angle on These guys just I will accept this these guys blink and power tool dragon his stuff for you See, that's the thing bro. You just can never count me out. I am an idiot I did not scope in correctly. You just cannot count me out. I just did not play scoping correctly. I'm a fucking fool Is mickey massive the studio audience. What was that? I'm glad you asked because I'll play this card face down in defense mode And then I'll set this and then I'll end my turn every card has its value an impressive turn to be sure But here's the thing though. What would you do if I got the double tool cnd loop? You won't you'll have to be lucky. It's a double card chid. It's this one incorrect shit Incorrect, you've activated my double tool cnd loop What is this double tool cnd loop that you speak of now that I have two double tool cnds You must attack the monster with the double tool cnd equipped, but there's two of them So it won't let you attack at all. I see you cut me off Yeah, I was just I you know when you got a burp you got a burp anyway videon was kind of made for this card Ah I'm pretty sure that's why they made videon. I'm gonna be honest. He's who you're supposed to give double tool to It's time for me to win this duel. No shot I will simply draw the card that I need the morphotronics. This is just the most unbalanced deck. We've ever seen I don't know how leo lost any duels to be honest It probably started with a card like dark hole. Okay getting rid of both of your equip spells I was talking a lot of shit back then and I'd like to apologize You didn't even just get it rid of both of you got in the video. I'm just getting started because now I play my junk sink Ron Well, I will I'm gonna be I was talking a lot of shit back then. I'm gonna be honest Apologize if I could be one with the bucks boy. Let me be honest Shut the fuck up. I didn't know what I was saying back then when I was saying those things And now I'm really gonna start gaming on you. Yes. That's what I'll do. Yes, of course The answer is so obvious. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, that's what I'll do you're doing it What are you doing by activating my call of the haunted I can also bring back my speed warrior And now utilizing junk sink ron and speed warrior You're leaving a little too on the field my junk warrior so I can also have fuel bolts on the field He's leaving a level two on the field to activate his power boost. Jesus christ And now I'll beat your power tool dragon's ass. Why did he get that many attack points though? Oh Cuz math dot oh I gained the attack equal to all the level twos attacks Oh of all of them that were on the field. Yeah And he has 800 attack. So I gained 800. Oh bro. Look at little quibble hedgehog. Click his picture. That's what he's like. Yeah Hmm. Yeah, boss we're beating their ass. I'm not gonna lie. I think you've made it So I can't win this duel through a power tool dragon anymore. You won't win this duel at all I will though because I'm activating morph tronic map. What the fuck is this? It's a map of my morph tronics. Look at the picture. You don't know it, but there's three more trial position is changed There's like six morph tronics on this picture alone. You just can't tell He just looks like somebody didn't clean up the room. I'll play morph tronic Slinging because it may you know, he's slaying him for real. Anyway, I'm gonna weigh him out in my turn Impressive. It's what I would say if it was impressive. Huh? This wasn't a time for me to win I'll play my next junk synchron and then I'll grab my speed warriors You know where this is going or does it or is he stupid? Is he a dumb guy? What are you doing for real? I'll activate give and take by gifting you a junk synchron I can select a monster to gain the level of the junk synchron that I place on your side of the field But oh, he's doing so I'm gonna turn my quill bolt hedgehog into a level five monster by gifting you junk synchron And now that I have a level five and a level three that makes eight to call four All the lights on the stars coalesce into a single light start us dragon The hope of the universe coalesces into a single star. It's him. I'm glad you said it right. Anyway, don't do that to me, bro I'm gonna do bro. What you got a mere force. Nope. No shotgun. It's a call called morph transition That's one counter impressive. I uh Can't afford to let you have a tuner on your side of you so I'm gonna have to get rid of junk That was smart. That was smart genuinely and uh, I will end my turn. You lose kid. Nope. I don't But growing up on the streets prepared me for any duel that you could throw at I'm gonna have to use magical mallet on one card He's down bad. I'm down pretty bad right now How many counters do you need if you just switch this to attack mode, bro? Don't you get like another counter? I do. I bet you're pretty scared now, huh? Not at all I genuinely think there's nothing you could do to win But I will though slightly embarrassing too. I just don't know how I'm going to win. You're not going to you lose next turn I win this turn. Nope Yeah, this turn yeah turn nine you win yeah My life points will be at zero at the end of this turn is what you're saying probably not. I'll maybe I'll play a little You don't got shit. You know what? No, I ain't going to wait. Oh dammit. You must have forgot that I had Stardust dragon on the field. What would you destroy? Uh Go ahead pick literally anything. I'm gonna negate it. So have fun, bro. Don't bro. Please start us dragon Tribute yourself to negate the activation and not only that when you're negated. You're also destroyed I made a mistake as soon as I activated that effect. I remembered stardust was a thing Well, uh, well the great stardust dragon take flight I need more stardust dragon. I need more counters on my morphotronic map. Do you I mean it would be fun Yeah, if I had maybe like oh Let's go You go enjoy the encounters and I'll set a card. Damn. I will simply beat your ass. Damn 900 not enough. Why didn't you get 800? Oh, it's effects negated. So let's see if you could make this remotely entertaining Well, I don't know about that. Go ahead top deck jesus or something, bro Hmm It's not jesus, but it's as close to that card as I could get go ahead play reigeki So I can negate it go ahead play dark hole so I can negate it Go ahead play mere force so I can negate it. I can't do that one either Go ahead play any form of board wiping so I can negate it unless it's juice or something Uh, you lose no, I don't I'm activating junk box. Yep. Yep. Yep. Let me dig around in here for a little bit Hey Bro god shit bro opened up the junk box and saw they were all genuinely junk These shit is garbage for real. Anyway, come get this damage though scrap iron scarecrow. I kind of knew that was there I'm not gonna lie. I kind of knew scrap iron scarecrow was on the field. Bye. Bye. Damn. This embarrass me I thought I had it, bro. There you go another little shift another little shift. Damn. I got five counters for real I don't even know what does your card even do just make your card stronger. Yeah, I get 300 attack This is your last homie drop. I don't even know why you've given these to me I don't think there's a single one actually there is and his name is remote Well, I'll be cooking you now. Damn editor. Did you really just that's funny how you just put dotto's logo on a frying pan right now? That is insane how he's getting cooked. Anyway, nitro synchron. Why are you doing this? Bro junk warrior has had enough fun Let nitro warrior get the fuck out of here bro. Bro is shifting through his synchro monsters Double summon. Sorry dotto. I didn't have to I didn't even have to do you like this Anyway, start us dragon. Send him to oblivion Duff my deck's just better. What is that one one? It's one one So we're going into the final duel right now. You think your deck is so good, bro. Watch this I mean, it's not really about the deck every card has value as long as the duelist knows what he's doing with the deck Bro, I'm about to cook. Hey, I doubt it. Oh my gosh. What this is crazy crazy good crazy bad Uh, I mean, I just it's not the hand I need to be honest My deck starting to be actually have to play with the morph tronics Mine ain't really good either. I'm gonna have to just go ahead and do a little bit of this and a little bit of A diss and my turn. Okay. So we kind of did the same thing. Let me do a little something Let me do a little something. I'm just I'm gonna call this strategy morph tronic beatdown I knew it was going to be shield warrior. I just knew it was this is morph tronic beatdown right now In the third duel. Can you really afford this? I can't I draw Which is why I simply won't because I'll activate my call of the haunted to bring back my shield warrior in attack mode And now that I have a warrior on the field, I can special summon my turret warrior in attack mode That's not good being that he's level five. I can then bring out my nitro synchron And then I contribute both to call forth my nitro warrior Okay, that's a lot of attack point then I can draw a card because of nitro synchron Then I'll activate my junk barrage Any card that I destroy you take damage equal to half of that monstrous attack That's a lot of damage and I can only attack this one. Also. I gained a thousand oof What's that one dude? I don't know what what just happened. Oh, you lose 300 attack. Oh, oh, big whoop Hey, you did attack is just enough. We'll see about that, bro So much for morph tronic beat down bro. You're right morph tronic beat down is not the wave But scoping is not a part of that strategy, isn't he? What does he do bro only summons one of these strongest morph tronics in the game? Yeah, yeah I actually think you don't be a crazy stride right now. This guy. Why is your guys's attack so high? Because radion's boosting us by 800 I was like, how the fuck are these guys like built like this? None of these guys are stronger than 2,500. I know it'd be crazy too. I actually had a crazy idea But it can't work. Damn tough. It is tough, but that's fine This is why I'm the inspiration to leo. Well, this is why power tool dragon is the best monster to ever be in the game Hey, I doubt it. Let me show you why let me show you why I'm the best monster in the game Power tool dragon looks like one of sid's toys with a bunch of random shit put together All right. Well, that's just true. So I can't even argue with that one I truly didn't have a choice in the matter. So I can't say I love power tool dragon 3300 with double tool. Well, luckily I have my shield warrior. Oh shit So my card won't be destroyed that easily. You got a thing to All right, let me rephrase that leo. I kind of stuttered You got a thing or two to learn about what it means to be from the streets Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and take a chance right here. Let me know if you think this is a genius strategy or a not genius strategy I think I know where you're going with this and uh, if my rng stat isn't there, then I'm just good Let me know if you think I might get two double tools right here. Yeah Yeah I ain't gonna lie. It's bad. It's real bad for me Oh You guessed wrong. No The double tool loop is here. I can now no longer be attacked Unless you get stashed and steal I guess for the people at home who don't know What just happened or why this is horrible for me? Basically both cards make you attack that card So like double tool makes me attack whichever card it's equipped to and since both are equipped I can't attack either because both are like, hey, no, you got to attack me. Hey, no, you got to attack me Oh, so that's great Snatching steal still gets over this though. Yep. I got one of those in the deck would love to draw it. This is awful Okay, I will set a card and I will I'll play my fighting spirit and I'll end my turn Now this is a duel for the agent. Oh, it looks like the time has finally come with my remote on the field Wait, why did you get stronger? Oh, fuck fighting spirit. I won't go say nothing. I didn't even read I won't say nothing. I miss played on that one. I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna wait for you to play a monster if I banish the level four at least I get a level four bag You know what I'm saying? So I'm gonna get slinging and I can't even play this right now. So I'm just gonna oh god Oh, god, man I'm gonna get you know what I'm just gonna boost you up Fuck it because I need scoping's effect right now. I need scoping to get to slinging that is too good I can't stop that. You can't stop slinging up Slinging is insane and it's any card. It's uh, oh, yeah, it's any card on the field. Oh, fuck. I'm supposed to do about that, man And now I'm going to show you what true morphotronic hell looks like Have you ever heard three dragons barking about their effect at the same time? Damn, it's still main phase one I was hoping those main phase two. I did not get the card. I wanted there, but that's fine I think you're fine And there it is the three-way double tool deadlock Oh Meet your homie drop. You want a homie drop? I don't think there's anything I can do to get out of this But yes, I I'll give you a homie drop against the three powerful dread dude. Look at these guys for real This is the best possible hand I could have ever got. Yep. I didn't get snatched deal That's for sure. That's for sure. I sure didn't I'm back to 3300. All right, bro That last homie drop about to hit different right now. Ha ha I got you you stop bro. I What happened to the homie drop man, I'm homie drop it. Oh, you wanted a full Anyway, big mistake. I'm about to draw the card that's going to save my life right now I'm actually just going for the crazy play right. I'm about to draw sphere mode right now What's that last card in your extra deck bro bring that out? I can't What do you need? I would need a level one tuner. I don't have that It was just in case I ever ended up with a level one tuner angle lie I just can't draw a fucking thing. This is insane. I haven't even seen a tuner since that one tuner Play speed warrior. Oh special summon. Turn a warrior into fast mode. I'll end my turn Was that the last homie drop he did? I'd give you some more. I'm proud starting to kick in. What would even save me? I'm trying to think. I mean, I would draw snatched deal So, I mean, I mean you probably don't want to do that because then I'd win One more homie drop you think you'd win. I mean, obviously, but we both know that so Oh, you're you're insane. I'm watching you squirt around now watching you squirt around Now is genuinely over. That's crazy. I played the wrong card I drew junk synchron and I played the hedgehog All right, is he now is embarrassing bro Is he now is embarrassing? Junk synchron is in hand, bro. He would have turned this duel around. What do you have? Yes You want to know and you know it and you know it you want another homie drop How about I clear your field and give you a homie drop? How about you don't clear my field? Fuck me I'm just considering. I bet you 10 gifted subs if you give me a drop right now, bro How we draw how we draw all right 10 gifted subs, bro. I have no actual confidence, but I'm hoping this is actually insane All right game over gg you're moving so I can play for real. Yep. Go for it. Do whatever you got to do This game is over. This game is genuinely over like it was really fun. You did really well. You actually pushed me Um But I mean, you know when it's done, it's done. It is looking pretty done right now. I gotta be honest Yeah, you did great, man. I'm trying to see what you're getting at what you're getting at sonic chip My card can't be destroyed by a monster with 1900 or more attack. What? What oh is it because of your equip spell? I don't know What any effects of the attack target that activate or apply on the field are negated during the battle phase All right. Yeah that card insane, bro. All right gg, you know you got it I actually got it too. I can't believe sonic chick made me flinch bro. I thought I thought that was my out I was like damn. This is really the card that's gonna save me. Well, that's embarrassing. I didn't read and I guess it I don't didn't either he was shocked No, I thought sonic chick was about to wall me I panicked I'm gonna go look at all speech at all speech readily for like you've gotten your cards really strong But that's gonna be your demise But it wasn't it was the power tool c and the sonic chick just got drilled Game on get your game. Wait, that's you bro. Say get get your game on or something, bro You are jaded. That's game. Put the put the picture up. That's game. I gotta say something you related Let's go Bro for the feral is dead at this time to duel. There we go. Why you got marshmallow. Why are you happy like that? Bro, I did this specifically for you. So you can see how demonic this little thing is bro is smiling ear to ear Bro, you are bronze rank. Why are you even speaking to me? Why are we even on the same field right now? I let god decide by the way because I let fate decide I'm b rank Anyway, my elemental heroes are about to win this thing. Oh, look at us in the big city You know, I've time traveled a long way to get it. Oh, you lose frame one. Click my marshmallow. Look at his mouth Oh, he he chopped it on. Yeah, I need marshmallow. I got a little Chompers like that. This thing's disgusting. Why he why he move his mouth like a hungry hungry hip-hop Bro looks like he's moving his mouth for some marvels. Anyway, I'm gonna throw down a face down and then we're going to neo space Yeah, you didn't even know about me, huh? Impressive. Yeah, this is bad. I hope he does. Oh, that's you We gotta get our rolls right, man. I'm raw interesting Bro said interesting and went to stand by face. I'll set a monster face And now we play an old school you yield for real and then I'll set two cars Oh, he had a better turn than me. He had a better turn than me and I will end my turn He got he got pretty good. He got pretty good there. This is not the greatest hand of all time But now it is but now it is because I really should have played this guy face up You know what? I'm gonna make my mistake better this time and then I'm bringing out elemental hero heat gaining 200 for each elemental hero I have you're gonna have to make your move because there ain't no way You got 2k defense Shit This is bad. Yugi. I don't think you need me transforming back into yugi Why was he caught so off guard by that bro attempt hit him with the whole gotcha Make the right play yugi. All right. I'll make my move right now. I'll end my turn Wow I know what i'm gonna be pissed at that. Oh, I don't even know what jaden sounds like It's stand by phase meaning my woodsman's effects gonna go off and I get a polarization from my deck to my hand Yugi you think you could be trying to fuse. I very well might be that being said, I'll go ahead and just end my turn It looks like you still can't get over my mystical owl. That's a strong 4k monster. I'm not gonna lie 4k four stars four stars, bro four stars yugi. I think this guy's an idiot All right, I'll set a card face down Why you capture yugi zestiness too good Oh, and now I've drawn my second and last polarization So it's time for my heroes to move out. I'll activate the spell card polarization Impossible and I'm not just fusing too. I'm gonna bring out the full trinity What could he possibly be bringing out? I throw a neos from my hand to graveyard That makes enough for three elemental hero monsters I didn't even read his effect. I just thought he looked cool. Damn. Why is it so strong? Because he's that guy. Come here. Why your monster may be impressive. He's nothing to my magic cylinder I can attack a second time by the way. So unless you have two magic cylinders Through my You stop let yugi come back out here. What the fuck did you get back out here now? Will you destroy my mystical elf or one of my thousand knives? How many thousand knives do you need? That's two. I do not want to draw those cards. Hey, let me guess ferro You forgot to actually move the mystical elf. I'll go for the same card. I was attacking before Impossible a ferro. You should really shuffle your cards and also I can attack even more than that by the way So come over here. Yeah, I might as well destroy a tribe card to give me that Yeah, I did that just to be petty. Uh, anyway, that's my turn. So thank you. What's the point of it? Why does it say it can make a second and third attack? Why doesn't it just say three attacks? Broke gave us the whole fucking spark no My attack is going to be bad now. I was really going for the big damage Not a bad play not a bad even though it can't attack directly. I didn't actually read that part of the effect Unfortunate for you. I will proceed to end my turn. What are you doing? I draw Oh, it's only getting better. Are you going to lose the duel by the way on this turn? It's not about what you play. It's about when you play Well, I'm going to play elemental hero shadow mist and I think that lets me add one quick No, it didn't oh special Well, then I'm just gonna go for the win here. I'm tired. I'm tired of losing the win 8 000 You're gonna do 8 000 damage. Yes when one of your cards can't even attack directly Well, it's not about attacking directly, bro. It's about doing this using away blade edge and shadow mist for the big Escuadra Elemental hero despacito and I have that that can't be not racist Anyway, let me go let me go ahead and get one of these cards from the deck to my you know what my wife and children are Mexican I can make these jokes continue Do I go with a little bit of burn damage or do I go with a little bit of something else? Or I could do this What do I go with the hell is roll Escurad I'm trying to decide on who I want. You know what? I'm gonna go with elemental hero lady heat I wish I didn't uh sack this but it is what it is Um, and then I'm just gonna attack and trinity can't really do anything. So that's actually well Here we go. I thought you said something about beating me this turn. Well, I the math was off quite quite a bit off Yes, I suppose I will Except this bro's got one karibo in his hand. I'm gonna have to play around the karibo He thinks I have karibo I draw It looks like I have the play that I need I'll activate my call of the haunting Call of the haunting who runs that elf in attack mode. Why you must be using it for tribute fodder Could he be going for summon skull? No, oh then I'll play my magical dimension If I control one spellcaster monster, I can target it and tribute it. I didn't even know mr Call for a different spellcaster. Oh shit. I call forth my illustrious dark magician Oh, shit Getting rid of your despacito. Well, what are you gonna do down crash with trinity? That's what you'd like me to do, isn't it? I'll set a card and I'll end my turn dark magician has got me through many battles in the past That sounded like a cartoon character. I just don't know which one Many battles and I'll be damned if he stops today. I think I have to make the right move here Ubi, I think this guy's foolish I'm gonna bring out card trooper and activate his effect right away to ditch three cards for my deck to the graveyard A devastating card And I think I just hit my some of my target now the question falls back to you. Do you crap? Yes a foolish move not to me. Please let it go through my dark magician means everything to me So I'll chain mirror force Shit Sending your cards to the grave Damn a card trooper now allows me to draw a card He's speaking to me bro. Just drool. Yeah, he's telling me what I need to do to win this duel He played a great duel jayden, but I will play my monju of the 10,000 hands. Oh brother Allowing me to search out a card from my deck not if necro garden and my graveyard anything to do with it Yeah, you remember when I used card trooper. I put him in the graveyard negating your effect He didn't negate anything. What? Oh Well, you can't attack me which means you don't have enough for game. Yes, you can stop Why didn't it pop on effect? It I didn't read. I didn't read. I didn't read not did I stop my advanced ritual art No, I will send away a mystical elf and another mystical elf. How many mystical elves do you run my black luster soldier That's a pretty good card. That's a pretty good card. I cannot tell a lie And now I will proceed to battle monju attack Unfortunately, I'm going to stop your turn here because I'm not just bringing out a normal elemental hero I'm oh, I can't do much else. Oh, can I I just have to go with late edge black luster soldier Dark magician just a hundred life points left. Please And now I will end my turn. I just need to draw the out. You think he wants a homey drop? I don't need a homey drop. He doesn't need it. I still got the out I don't know what that is. I don't need you to know this a long time ago I don't need I don't need you to not know what it is. I just need you to know that you can't beat me this third I'll tribute my monju of the 10,000 hands for my dark magician girl. Am bro has his iconic field I'll attack with my dark magician girl when caribos effect activates Saving me from the rest of the damage attack anyway Thank you caribo. No, I just need to simply draw the out. I draw Played a great tool, but you are only the protagonist in the second series not the primary I'm sorry to say but if you were hoping this duel was over you thought wrong I just drew my spell card miracle fusion. What is that dude? It's a win caribo. Thank you very much I'm going to bring out elemental hero the shining and I'm being attacked for all the elements. Oh, I don't have enough Pretty impressive, but not good enough. It isn't good enough. It isn't good enough But she failed to realize this you would have been strong enough had you not banished both your Escroto and your net oh net regardless not a hero if you didn't banish your I sadly didn't have a choice. It had to be an elemental hero. I don't know what to do This duel is over. Are you rethinking? Should have banished two heroes. Oh no up the two of the fuck Damn it. I shouldn't have used win caribo. I was doing that for lower accuracy. I'll use uh awkward dolphin soul charge You ass damn soul charge my caribo I never stood a fucking chance. You'll pay for this soul charge Ah my dark magician. Damn. I should have been I thought it was rave yard god I lost I should have read a lot more than I did this third. Damn raw I'll proceed to end this duel Black lester soldier destroy his elemental hero the shining Actual misplays. It's just too many fusion cards to read man. Damn. I I get the I I went to out I went to out. I can't believe I lost because I thought win caribo Banishing win caribo just seemed like the anime play to do once again I will let fate decide who goes first and who goes second which means I will not press anything. We wait The pierce. I will go. I'm going second. All right jaden Not as good of a hand as I got before I was really drawing the polys before I think I just uh You know, I overstepped my bounds with the fusion monsters. Also. Can we talk about your cheating ass running soul charge that card is too good? I am the pharaoh. Damn. I will begin this duel by setting a card face down and ending my turn Uh, not the best turn you could have used. I'll draw. Oh First I'm gonna thin my deck a little with the emergency call. I'll go ahead and see the duel just started I have no guarantees with no guarantees. Is it smart to do what I'm gonna do Especially when I could use someone like this Nope, I'm gonna do it. I'm getting elemental hero woodsman from my deck to my hand Familiar face, but now what you really didn't do much before so I'm just gonna you know I'll just say I'll just summon them in attack mode and then I'll set one face down. Yep bold indeed Let's see. I'm genuinely curious. Can you get over woodsman with the monster? I have on the field I cannot however if I tribute oh My dark magician girl No getting over your woodsman will be no problem at all I will proceed to battle and destroy your elemental hero woods You know, I can't say this is exactly what I'm hoping for But I'll go ahead and make it happen anyway by discarding. You know what I'll get rid of Wait, hold on. No way this actually doesn't run predator plant. That would be crazy. I'm gonna get rid of clay man Sorry, my decisions always cost so much. Oh, you already know what time it is too. You've seen him before You made a comment about him before and I'm bringing him back out Just any dark monster. You might as well be running predator plant Ha ha ha ha Man, I used my summon. I'll have to end my turn I should have discarded this guy, but I thought he was too funny not to play one duel So I'm going to play him. He's good. He knows everything about polymerization I'll bring out elemental hero ocean So if you don't act fast those heroes that I discarded are gonna come right back anyway I knew we'd win out. I knew I just misplayed. Yes. Yes. Guide me What did you get? It looks like all the cards are still with me I'll play my monju of the 10 000 heads. Oh, brother Brother And I'll grab my black luster soldier Then I'll play my advanced ritual art getting rid of my other two mystical elves to call forth I've seen this channel before soldier. I've seen this. I've seen this before I'll proceed to battle and destroy your escrow degree. Oh power whose name I will never say correct And then I will end my turn damn it. Okay. I can I I can draw the out I just need maybe a face down or something. Oh my gosh. It's getting worse. First It's staying my face time. That means one of my heroes is coming back. I'll go with uh, well, both of these are kind of not great I'll go with woodsman a smart move 2000 attack for both But one has an effect and then I think my best play here Honestly, I'll summon woodsman yet again and then with ocean I'm just gonna go ahead and beat monju's to the 10 000 heads and get him off the field Because I want you to try to make a decision. Yes, I do My decision is to destroy both of them. Huh? No, I'm waiting for my life points to get to a certain point. So this wouldn't be as costly But I'll play my dark magic curtain. Oh brother. He has all the outs to call forth my dark magician This is back and then I'll set a card face down. Oh brother. I'm just getting out paced. I'm getting out paced You played a great game jaded. This is cheap But please stay in school because I end my turn I think in this point of the series. I'm already out of school. I can't go back Oh brother, there's just no hope. There's just no hope. I'll have to hope that I hit necro garden I'm gonna hope I hit necro garden three cards my miracle fusion. I need that Although those cards were cards I need don't have 2k. You've attacked into my magicianer face for faith Yes, and I will go ahead and grab my dark magic curtain ain't no way you got another dark magician Ain't no shot you you runs too dark magician. I simply don't believe it I'm feeling generous. I draw if you ever wonder how jaden could have lost the duel in the series This yugi clearly got a few upgrades. Don't have to worry. I don't want to risk having my life points unless I have I'll play my beta the magnet warrior and I will attack Damn, and then I will attack. Sorry, but I get to draw once more And then I will simply end my turn to watch you homey draw. I would say this, but you know Yeah, okay. I'll squirm a little bit. That's fine Okay, you got about 15 cards in your hand. You bring out trinity right now. I think I lose Trinity that would be a crazy maneuver actually just thinking about that just made me I want to finish you off now I'll summon what happened. You know bet you've never seen this elemental here, huh? What if I told you he was going to be even look like it's in the right arc type each time this card inflicts battle damage against 100 attack It loses 100 defense now. Why didn't this work? All right? So if you attack like 17 times or something then or even more than that 24 times You'll be as strong as my black lester soldier. Unfortunately. I do just lose I do just lose not before you face the wrath of the card. I'm about to draw. I hope I draw Hey, you want sliver dang any of my monsters attack you die out of sheer fear Well out of extra fear in case there's a damn you think I'm running mirror for us I'm not the same jade and I was before I will finish you off with my dark magician call of the haunted please Please work. I knew it wouldn't work. I knew what I was trying to do It just didn't work, but I will bring out Nios, I will be petty Ah, and now I was gonna have I was I was gonna have that guy crashing the sliver. No I knew call of the haunted doesn't work on that card. Damn it. What were you trying to bring back? I just was trying to bring back uh, s cardido or whatever his name is All right one more. Give me my salty run back. Give me my salty run back. You're good But you're just a regular guy in a red jacket. I'm the pharaoh. I cheat. I will once again let fate decide I've won every coin toss because rose been cheating his ass off through your move jaden another day another really terrible hand All right, then an e-emergency call in legacy of the duelist. Okay, uh comment section at home We are using legacy of the duelist x. We didn't build these decks I bring that up to say in legacy of duelist like did you have to play as jaden versus this pharaoh deck because uh This is broke out the same starting play every time I know Did you get the same starting play you got because I'm not trying to see bls right now No shot Oh man, the options are insane. Okay. I will play my monju of the 10,000 Please Please and then I'll play my black luster ritual Please You get rid of my monju and one of my mystical elves to call forth my black luster soldier Please I got no back roll. I'm feeling quite generous This isn't really a homey drop, but like let me see what you can do with one monster on your field at this point I got that I got I got some I'm like super saying to go on team go on when you just cocky, bro Like I'll just throw it all the way for the cockiness, bro. I can't do shit. I just have to play defensive Bro said clay man and with the with the smile on his face I I wait I keep running into the same black luster soldier with no back row removal I threw game one. I should have been better game one game one was the best chance I've ever had And then I'll proceed to attack. Yeah, he'll draw a card for that. Damn Yes, finally. Yes and a possible out all activate the spell card polymerization I've even checked it when I can summon yet. I just know I need some Well, well, well, wait this card sucks. This card actually just blows Oh my god, I know I want to do the cool one. I want to do the the crazy one Jayden, let me teach you a couple lessons about duel monsters If you place your hand on your death will surrender He is the right call by fusing all five monsters in my hand five No, sir By fusing my entire hand of monsters. I can bring forth elemental hero divine neos What the fuck is that and he may in fact be trash But if I flip over elemental hero woodsman, I can activate his effect Now I can ditch any of these five monsters in my graveyard and gain 500 attack But also their effect. So I'll ditch hero heat for 500 and the effect to gain 200 for each Sorry BLS, but you're up against a god now. Hey, what's that face now? You know what I'm going to have fun with you. Jayden. I'm gonna go ahead. What are you doing? What's that face down? Come here. Who who this you've attacked into my mystical elf. That's respectable. What's that face down? Jayden a wise man once said fuck around and find out I'll be tributing my mystical elf to call forth my dark magician girl This could be the greatest like bluff of all time and destroy your elemental hero woodsman No And end my turn the turn changes and now I get to draw my hand not so great after summoning divine neo god Or whatever the fuck he is But it doesn't matter because now I get to play neo space. So at least he's feeling more at home Doesn't do anything to him Now I'm gonna do get another effect. I think I'll take the effect of Elemental hero lady just to do a little bit of burn damage at the end of this turn And then dark magician girl. I'm coming your way. Hey, what's that face down? Divide neos is only getting stronger and stronger And there's your 200 burn damage by the way. I might have a little fun with this duel after all It's time to drop the curtain. Oh, I play my dark magic curtain To call forth my dark magician and then I will proceed Okay, okay respectable, but another turn passes and I get to draw again I will not be using that, but it is what it is. That means I get to banish yet another card from my graveyard This time I'll go with awkward dolphin meaning I get the effect So I'm gonna go ahead and see what's in your that little hand here is by ditching mash change Slype for the sky dragon or BLS. How about you take some burn damage, buddy? I don't think that's how that But I'll let you keep your god card. Unfortunately, you got a little too strong. So now I will activate the No Don't please divide it please if only divine nails had any fucking destruction protection If I'll be in any protection at all. He was a god I'll attack you directly with my dark magician. He was a god And he has no protection a five-card fusion god The same thing happens if I play one of these stupid egyptian god cards mere force destroys any of them I draw looks like I'm not out of the game just yet. I set one card face down He done. He's I'm not out of the game. I'm not out of the game Uh year done my dark magician will carry me to victory. It's not looking too good for me I'll attack your face down card. Of course. Yeah, the air comes Nope, the graveyard is just another resource especially when I draw a miracle fusion right now draw What's a miracle fusion wasn't I'll end my turn I will commit one more attack, but this duel doesn't end until I bring out a god card It's gonna end. It's gonna end. Hey, don't don't push me. I draw looks like I just You didn't do anything. Oh, yeah, I'll set one card face down Nothing that is nothing nothing but utter trash. You just placed on the field. This is bad I need to find a way to delay for miracle fusion. I will destroy your face down card avion He's my longest. He's my he's my feather friend. Why could you do this to him? Why? Oh, I guess I caught call. What's up avion? Oh, brother. It's getting a little tough over here. It's raw Please please. Oh my god. It's just like there's nothing you can do I will start counting down from three homey drops. That was one homey drop I will give you three homey drops and win this game three homey drops You're gonna want to take that back because I just drew that I just I did banish a lot of cards What are you laughing at like I'm not gonna play my dark magic curtain What how many dark magicians does he have bro's got three ups of everything and now I'll end my turn Okay, a little something for the the family. I suppose this is awful I'll set a card and I'll end my turn before the end of the turn. I'll activate call of the haunted. Oh, no Oh, no to bring back I'm gonna bring back woodsman. I'm getting a little crazy with it I'm getting a little crazy with it. If you still have that burn damaged one that I'd be a little scared actually I draw all I'll activate the effect of elemental hero woodsman because uh, I now get I'm gonna get for my deck though. I don't want to draw it into this and now hold on as I'm going to do some reading Actually, this is the perfect card for this and I don't need to do any reading. I'll activate the emergency call How does it feel like knowing that I'm not going to homey drop back? Yeah, I'm that guy I'll get prisma just in case now. I'm gonna activate Polarization. Hmm. And then I think I'll summon out three elemental heroes gone meaning I get to summon elemental hero trinity Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Mmm. And that's not just 2.5k. That's 5k himself And then I think I'll go ahead and just do this neck. Roche is gonna get banished so I can bring out Nails when he's a neo space dude This better go crazy tell your dark magicians I said hello because I'm not just attacking what just remember I didn't build this deck the game gave it to me. Look it up yourself I'll play my second mirror force You didn't build this deck I know the saddest music And now with three tributes on the field I'll tribute one dark magician two and my obnoxious Celtic guard to call forth Sniper the sky dragon. Amen. This ain't fair man. And I'll end this game Sniper Thunder Force attack How I losing the deck building phase bro jaden just came to the weakest shit he ever built Bro, okay, I'll tell you now So not only he only had one soul charge and then when you were reacting to that like that I was like, I wonder how he gonna react to three Three mere but three Three in this deck God jaden you never stood a chance, bro. I can see why jaden crashed in a sniper I get it now. I've always wondered why jaden crashed in a sniper bro wanted to leave you I once again will let fate decide whether I go first or second. I will not press a thing Yeah Bro, this is actually pretty accurate the pharaoh with all the duels that he won for yugi. That is not the sand temple, bro I picked the wrong deck Some pharaoh bro, you left me out here in the middle of the desert I in the spirit of should I just make you go second again, or should I just let it run out? I'm gonna let it run out. I'm gonna let fate decide this millennium duel. Fuck It looks like I'm first. Oh my god. I am literally the pharaoh dotto. I know you're quaking in your booth I'm quaking right. No, no, I'm the I'll start to play with a pot of greed. Not bad. Then I'll follow it up with my graceful charity. Oh, brother He's actually a temp. I can't get a win on this guy today. Uh, I have quite literally the pharaoh I will discard this along with this Bro got me trembling throbbing over here and then I will end my turn. All right, let's go I hate to seal you away pharaoh, but I'm doing this for you Why did you give him a little lord of the rings? Because that's how he is. He adds that lord of the ring to play and he solves puzzles in his bedroom I'm gonna Your ass is going you're getting sealed away, bro Yui, I have to know that you're ready to survive without you. You'll never make it past my deck I'm gonna seal you away ever how many times you getting sealed away It won't happen not when I have my king's knight To discuss urgent matters with you. I will attack with my king's knight No Should I activate this? I don't think you deserve it. What a pawn What is this grub dude? Nothing nothing at all. That thing is worthless. He is you see I was testing you I said it was worthless, but you agreeing with me your deck will never trust you ever again. I draw Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I just drew the monster that's going to put your king's knight away Faita. Yeah the magnet warrior, bro. I've ever heard of him here. He comes. Ah, beta beta This is this is much slower pace I didn't want to have to pull out my ace in the hole So ain't no way you have an ace in the hole, but you've left me with no choice I will pay half of my life points to play my day. He's going all in to call forth my dark magician All in this early and then to get rid of your magnet warrior. I'll activate my thousand knights No shoddy through a thousand knives in there little party trick now. I'll attack you for 2,500 damage I hate to play my hand so early, but I'm sending the dark magician back to the grave to the grave Impossible let's go dude. Yugi wins. I'll end my turn. It's my turn now and I'm going to draw I'm gonna put away this card. Yes. I'll start by activating the spell card swords of revealing lights giving me three turns of protection Oh, look at the animation. You know, you know, this isn't a fan game Then I'll summon red gadget and with this effect. I'll get yellow gadget from the deck to my hand Did throw a wrench in my plan with that sword of revealing lights. I cannot lie exactly It's always good to use protection pharaoh I'll play my monster reborn and then I will bring out my monster reborn dark magician No, I need to seal that away. Seal it away. You ain't sealing a shit away And I'll set this card onto the field. Yes You think you use like a tear crying a little too hard to see the pharaoh go Yes, looks like I'm a little bit slower, but I've also drawn the spell card part of greed He said throne throne. I was hoping that would get away Oh, I'll also activate catapult zone a little field spell for me that too And then I'll play the monster card yellow gadget giving me access to the last gadget in my deck green gadget What are you doing with these gadgets yugi? None of your concern yet pharaoh. This is gonna be sick I'm actually dueling out of my mind. I draw. It should have been me not him This card is ass. Um Okay, I will end my turn No shot. Oh your swords revealing light just in my way, bro I know I know I'll activate the trap card stronghold of the moving fortress to summon forth my stronghold in defense mode Don't worry. He won't be staying like that from. I know what he does Because with the third gadget in my hand I'm going to bring out his third pilot green gadget Meaning you are about to get run over by the same gadgets. You said we're very stupid looking I can't stop this but first I'm going to put pot of greed down. You have another one I have two of them. Yeah, what you don't have two and a graceful charity Are you about to get run over by the gadgets dual one we getting gadgets you want a homey drop pharaoh That's your decision to make I still have a turn of sorts. I'll give you a homey drop on game one. Just realize I could have sealed you away I draw good lord That's actually funny with the the lord just attempt getting pocket bodied. I won't steal you way this third I literally no kill me. I I literally want to lose Please there's nothing I can do damn your swords revealing light combo Like if I get rid of one of these gadgets that gets weaker, but I I can't attack because of your swords Exactly my swords are being lighter simply too power. My devious plan didn't work out in the end I'll set a card. I'll set a card. I'll set a card. Damn I'll set a card and you know better than to give me another homey drop because you know one more homey drop I'll just win. I will literally I'll give you another homey drop, but not until I activate my second swords are revealing light Fucking way Hmm. I knew it was a bluff, but the seed in person is embarrassing also an alpha the magnet warrior Bro, you never stood a chance. Did you I'll give you a second homey drop. I didn't ask for this Kill me yugi seal me away. I want to go be with my friends and family I'll play my monster reincarnation Get rid of my he's bringing everything back from the grave except himself king's knight As right I drew look at my graveyard. I have three kings knights, bro Nothing to do with them. I'll pick up my king's knight after throwing it away And then I will play my king's knight and I was gonna crash to lose But I can't do that. You're a swords revealing lighter quite ignorant. Here comes the stronghold of the moving fortress Oh, the joyer one win. We've got to respect the gadgets. Sorry. I don't get sealed away unless you beat me two times Oh my god The pharaoh no way ancient egypt works on best of three roles. Yeah That works the gods watching not not he got it. He's gonna run back. I get one more. He get one more He got he got one more. I got one more in me bro got one more except It's gonna be two more because I'm winning the next one. All right part of the cards I'll work for me. I know a bad hand indeed. That'll work for me. I'll set a card setting one card I'll set a card. You got me hyped up for nothing. I thought I was gonna get to see a goat And then I'll end my turn nice turn. Do they make it for men pharaoh? I draw don't get too big for your britches I thought you better than that. I'll set one card face down and bring out a familiar face Fata the magnet warrior. Yeah, you got 1700 defense. You probably got okay. Yeah, man Oh 1600 defense. It's just not gonna go your way today at them. Fuck I draw yugi's the king of games for a reason not a great situation to be and I must say I must admit So I will End my turn and it's my turn. I draw Why don't you give me the broken pharaoh deck again? You're all out of time because now I'm gonna summon a gadget to get a gadget You're all out of time because that then he'll have another gadget And then I might just have to activate stronghold again bearing that in mind. I must act fast So I'll activate my monster reincarnation He's going he's going for queen's night and I'll send away my obelisk to the torment He threw my god my queen's night. I know bro brick and like crazy All right, I'll play my queen's night and I will attack your yellow gadget bro. Just activate the mirror force I don't have mirror force. You have something. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't main phase two And then I'll end my turn Made a big deal of main phase two, huh? I draw a pot of green Ooh Not pot of greed, but just as good first. I'll thin my deck out a little bit with the green gadget You saw me pull real easy stuff. Give me that and then I'll activate the spell card graceful charity Oh, fuck me, man. Okay, and I'm gonna discard this bro got every card in his deck in his hand right now And then I'll discard. Well, I don't really need red gadget anymore, huh? Gadget yeah, I'm gonna get rid of these two and then I'm gonna get rid of I don't need red gadget And then look who is added to my hand by a card effect. It's the card you called useless Every card has its value including water palm get special summon a monster with 200 attack It's useful now the format where you can't link it away It's useful now, bro. It's not about who I got. It's about how much heart I got I'll set this card. I'll set this card. Do you have anything and I'll set this card Which allows me to normal summon without tributing my swift Gaia the fierce knight And I'll destroy your alpha or beta whichever one broke guys beta for real beta the magnet warrior. No And I'll end my turn. Yeah, it was quite the play pharaoh But unfortunately you just pissed me off I'll tribute the two monsters on my field to summon gandora the dragon of destruction No Inactivate his effect to destroy as many cards on the field as possible unless you can draw the out pharaoh This very well might be the beginning of the end. There's one card. I can draw. What's that? What cards you have what cards you have banished there dark illusion. I only played those on the field Damn book of secret you got book of secret. All right the card is here bro. I told you I'm fucked, bro I'll set a card. I only played those cards down because I needed swift Gaia. So I couldn't have any cards in my hand I need to see who that is. I'll activate swords of revealing lights. Oh, no Okay Well, that's not that's a no go for my one chance to not to have you take damage That's a no go for right now. Fucking little losers You're getting beaten by some draw you didn't beat my monsters. You could potentially see a potentially potentially see on a fridge potentially I had my turn For this feral deck too big piece of ass No shot You're running out of time at him because i'm playing silent swordsman level three hate when you have fun, bro Bro, you should hate it. It should have been me having fun. Not him Look at me having thought about your son on a cup 900 damage But we all know big shield gardener's effect means he's coming to get his ass beat by silent sword My next standby phase. He'll be silent swordsman level five. You need to hurry ferro This is just you I just be iconic out here I would be doing every iconic move that that could possibly do this card one card This potentially about to be the end a special summon the tricky and end my turn The trick is actually pretty good because you're fucking swords revealing light and I have no back row removal That means it's my standby phase ferro, meaning my silent swordsman level three is about to grow up into silent swordsman level five He won't be sticking around long is all like to make the spell card level up bro. What the fuck Transitioning from the level five to silent swordsman level seven. Yeah, this duel's over. We're going to look like it 2000 meet 2800 Oh for exact lethal. He's dead for it. He's dead for it Is this the get back for what happened with jaded in the ferro? Holy shit This is how you felt this this was the beginning of when you you put that deck together for uh, all right Well, now I'm now I'm simply gonna win This is the third duel you got a piece of the gather now I will allow fate to decide and I will have the most anime Ferro canonical duel that I've had is the only one that matters because the gods looking down They said hey, you know, you got to be in three time like Gotta be in three times. We've had first to three not best of three. We're a little behind the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh, yeah, you lose you lose you lose. I mean you might as well just pack it up right now Not so I'm going to activate gold sarcophagus Oh my god, this guy doesn't even know that animation. That's cool. Yeah, bro. That card's really fucking good And I'll seal away one card for later. It wasn't supposed to show you that's gonna be a big reveal on the show later Oh, it's true. That's the only reason I chose that card is for lower accuracy And just in case you get any ideas. I'll play swords of revealing light. Good fucking god this card I just don't get to play the game I will activate my pot of greed. I'll set a card and then I will set a monster I should have waited to play swords of revealing light I would know what that monster is and then I'll end my turn for now. I draw Looks like the deck speed enough again Oh, you're running out of time on gold sarcophagus. I'll play green gadget. I'm getting another gadget to my deck I hate these things, bro Because they they little pussies, but I can't attack them over your sword Just keeping these little dishes alive. What do you got face down? Oof it was worth it for the knowledge. Not good enough. It was worth it for the knowledge though I draw Finally I can't do much with it yet. Um, I will activate this card in my hand the tricky I will special summon it by discarding my my berp from it Oh, man, you this deck is ass Right when you see berp from it. You know, I'm struggling You know, I'd be struggling when you see that guy the pharaoh The pharaoh basically you evens the pharaoh was basically like a banless change. You just had two good cards And now I can't attack you because you're a bitch and I'll add my turn I draw Oh, that was the card I was hoping for too. How many turns on sword do I have my gold sarcophagus is up Meaning I'm getting monster reborn back to my hand. Yeah, now you can take berp from it out of the graveyard. Good job Now I'll play my silent magician level four. So quiet. I didn't even hear him show up And then I'll go ahead and level silent magician up right away Say goodbye to silent magician and hello to silent magician level eight I am so Bring any bells pharaoh. I am so cool Oh Good lord, are you aware that I run out yet? No on the end of this. Oh my god. The thing just never goes away This has got to be the this is the biggest yugi sweep of all time And these are accurate decks by the way once again, we like to remind everybody that we do not build these decks I like how whoever's winning whoever's winning has to like be the one who By the way, by the way everybody now now peak game peak game here Swords is so annoying um My silent magician went into a time capsule and emerged a level eight meaning i'm unaffected by any spell cards So don't even think about doing that. All right. I'm gonna just play No, this card's ass What would you work with all right? I'll uh discard another card The tricky the special summon the tricky again Ideally at 1200. All right. I am going to end my turn If you just play another fucking swords revealing light, this might be the rare time I put my hand on the deck, bro I'm so fucking done Those were both in my opening hand the shit is so lame And then I'll play silent swordsman level three. I just can't play the game This ass What a duel, you know, what what a couple of duel between friends. Yeah riveting gameplay Bro How do you stop yuki? I can't man Huh, it might have been able to do something cool, but swords revealing light is just I got I got you with the homie drop Bro that that that car should be banned All right, bro. If you promise a homie dropped and shit, bro. I'll promise. I'll promise if you homie drop Let me draw let me draw real quick now with my draw I will be saying my standby phase comes around so silent swordsman level three He's going to go ahead and become silent swordsman level five And then I'm going to thin my deck out a legit little play some red gadget That's going to get my other gadgets in my hand, bro. How did the pharaoh win shit? Holy shit All right, and I do you need a full homie drop or you want like a hundred life points left? Uh, bro, I don't care, bro as long as long as I survive. I guess all right. Well, let's get you nice I'm gonna push me in the face go ahead. All right. I guess I'll leave you with 600 life points swords for feeling lights Um, let's see what can I do here? All right, bro. You see bro. You give me this one more me drop You go lose bro. She's you already know I was gonna give you another homie drop. I'm homie dropping the swords out Oh, okay. Is that what the homie drop goes to until swords runs out two or three of those I think three. All right, bro. Pay up then you got one more dance. Yeah, that's worth off the field then What could you be saving up for that's what I want to know now? I haven't gotten to do this yet So I will be playing him just for you know the true canonical experience But I'll sacrifice green and red gadget to bring forth buster blader. I thought it was gonna be gendor cross Finally, what do you got first? I'll play my dark magic curtain 300 life points to bring out my dark magician unreal Then I'll play the spell card thousand knives which can't work on two of your cards So I got to get rid of this buster blader. No, and then I'll activate my graceful charity Oh, brother. He really the feral for it. He think you got to come back in him So close yet, so ball This is insane what I drew It's ass man Also, no way. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna be able to summon it in it. Send him away. Send him away. Wait a chance a chance A fat brain play I'll send away my wing dragon of raw and my sly for the sky dragon. Hey, why can't I play this? Oh, shit, never mind. That's gonna be uh, and then I'll play my monster reincarnation What is the discard my magicians unite? Okay In grab the tricky the tricky's coming back Hey, bro, what if you let if you let dark magicians survive this turn you lose, bro That's all I'm saying bro. I don't think I will you don't have to I don't think I want to as I'm going to play the spell card that I sealed away many years ago Monster reborn to bring out sly for the sky dragon bro crying like I wanted to take raw You couldn't oh can be special summoned and I'll sit man. I was one play away. I could have got obelisk out So I could have got obelisk out that turn But uh because I use dark magic curtain. I can't summon anything else. What was the play to get him? Bro, I was gonna play fiend sanctuary That's another tribute and then I was gonna special summon the tricky that would have been three tributes And then normal summon obelisk the tormenter. It was a pretty good duel. It's pretty good set of duals. No, it wasn't Well, you just had sort of real life. It was source revealing light simulator like there's nothing I could have done Well, you're you clearly hadn't played the game for three back-to-back duel You may have beat me three times, but nobody beats me four times just get in the damn tomb ferro This time fuck fate. I'm going second. I'm getting the damn tomb already Bro will not be sealed away. Don't you got a family you want to go see don't you got a source revealing light? You don't want to play pussy Yeah, I win this one. Why are you quiet? Does that mean you drew him again? Make your move. I'll set one card face down and in my turn I'll start by playing my graceful charity. Oh brother and I will discard a queen's knight Oh, shit and my dark magician He threw away the dark magician and then what is the ferro thinking? I'll play my dark magic curtain Special summon my other dark magician And then I'll set a card and I'll set another card and I'll attack with my dark magician. You've made a mistake I'm hold on the powerful marshmallow and can't be destroyed by battle. Sure can't can't yeah That is the fact I draw just to make extra sure that you won't be killing marshmallow I like to make the spell card source of revealing light. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right And then I'll play yellow gadgets to thin my deck out. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no go off. Honestly, I still win this. What do you mean? What the fact of surprise How do you get over marshmallow? I'll find a way first. I'll play my king's knight Since queen is on the field. I will be able to special summon my jack's knight from my deck. I wasn't able to stop this play this turn Could this actually be the pharaoh's duel? I wasn't able to stop the king cleaning jack Can't do anything with these guys, can I and then I will simply in my turn to shoot What else can I do shit? I can't attack you know revealing light and I just got vanilla monsters I'm gonna do about it. Well, I'm not drawing anything too crazy on my side So I'll just continue to thin out my deck with green gadgets play your other source revealing light That's probably in your fucking hands. I don't even know what you're talking about. All right. Well, I've done all Does he run two or three because three stores of revealing light is so fucking ignorant He runs three sort of ruling lights at a 40 cards Three of them are sort pretty annoying to deal with not gonna lie. I will give you three k burn them one card Can play this face down What could that possibly be? I'm trying to think of any one trivia monsters that you would set in the fence Catapult turtle. Is that your big strategy? Set in my bank, uh, I guess I'll just I'll also set a card face down and am I actually no I'm you got me curious and no, that's you actually do whatever you want. You got me curious this year What is that? Ha you've attacked into my burp from it. Oh my god Yeah, but I needed to flip some of it to grab my gazelle my card that would have turned this duel around He said no, why did you just normal something? I got it. All right. All right. All right Hold on. Hold on. Well, it might be okay here I might be able to work with this But I'm gonna tribute my king and burp from it for my quick guy of the fierce night Man, you gotta just you gotta special something that thing if I had nothing in my hand and then I'll end my turn Swords go away. What about second swords of revealing light? Please, which I also drew in my opening hand Oh my fucking god It's okay. I actually don't have anything to beat you right now. So you're still you're still at a great position Bro, this is a whack position. I just watch you and I guess since I have nothing else to do I might as well tribute wad upon spoilers wad upon was down there for curse of dragon Wow Yeah, and then I'll use that to take out your third tribute. I don't want you summoning any gods I don't have any way to deal with it. Oh no Can't wait till I can fight back after six turns of swords revealing light preventing me six of my turns So a total 12 turns If I just had the final card, I'd win I'll discard one card to special summon the tricky Oh, bro, bro, brother the tricky back and it didn't seem to me like you had any face downs that could actually be useful during battle What I want you to think well, I don't know why I'm even thinking there. You know, it's like a douchey I didn't my turn. I didn't see anything scary face down. So I very well might have to make a big move here I'm going to activate the spell card monster reborn Oh And get my own dark magician. I'll chain call of the haunted Don't do this to take the dark magician before you do Don't do this wasting your monster reborn because fuck you At least I got a cool glowy uh screen. Uh, well, that's not very good for me. Is it? I just I just have nothing I need to draw my third sword unironically. I need more time. No I too I play pot of greed. I clearly need more time. I need my third sword You need bitches. Please third sword. Are you like, please? I'll tribute my swift Gaia And then I will end my turn. That's something I can't do anything when swords revealing light is just looking at me Yeah There's no shot. It's not solid. I'll play silent magician level four and while not threatening now after a quick level up You might just find that the next the next stage is a little too strong to beat meet silent magician level eight Now it's time to start the real game. Come here tricky Why him because I'm letting you um, let you keep double dark magician I want these losers. I draw bro is upset about that one. He liked the tricky Oh, yeah, I still can't attack forgot. Okay. Uh, I'll set a card and then I'll end my turn once again I forgot to put them in defense mode now. It's my turn to draw Oh, I thought it was gonna be my third sword and I'll play the field spell catapult zone Now any monster that could be destroyed by battle simply will not be now I actually have to start playing the game for real scared. I'm terrified. What's this face down you got here? And what's this face down you got here? What is it? What is it? I like to vague mirror force. Oh shit What's the good thing I put everything else in defense mode? I guess That's why bro. Are you looking at my fucking deck bro now? No, it just seems like to make the most sense reading bro I've got to buy time. I'll set a card and then I'll flip over my heart's fiend of guilfer and uh Yeah, and I'm just won't attack My only hope is marshmallow. All right having these guys around could be Bad later to get rid of one of them. I'll use catapult zone instead and I'll send a uh Fatal to the great as I will say Oh brother and now let's get rid of this one red gadget. No, how'd you know it was red gadget? I didn't You take it out my gadgets. I have to draw the out Let's go just use us Thank god You lose my deck is simply better the fourth time. You still haven't shown me a single card that gets over marshmallow. I'll draw it right now First I'll get rid of this I know No, at least don't take curse of dragon that guy's the only dad monster in your deck I've seen so far and then there was marshmallow and uh, then I'll end my turn I'm in a bit of a pickle here now. You don't have two tributes in case you do get gandora That's what I was terrified of actually this whole time marshmallow doesn't concern I mean, I couldn't have done that. This is such a specific card. You why would you put this card in your deck? Oh, now you're asking your deck questions after getting 17 turns of swords revealing light I'll just set another monster face down. I draw. I wonder what that monster could be There's two ways to find out and one is by activating my sword the revealing light It's uh blood golem All my cards in my graveyard need to be earth, but I already sent some light monsters in there That leaves two cards in my hand and now I take a risk Oh, brother my tributing three monsters. I call forth Fly for the sky dragon. Oh brother. This is going to be so annoying to play around But now you can't get past the effect of my catapult zone. Yeah, yeah, yeah Genuinely a huge misplay I draw Now I will be throwing away my deck lead with this, but I'll use pot of greed. No And now I'll seal away the gold sarcophagus What's going inside the box? Damn the sniper. Oh my god. How do I play around sniper? Bro, there's one card that literally just wins you the game. Which card bro. Fuck you. I'm not telling you I mean, there's just there's a couple options for sure But I've tried to decide what is the best option make the right move yugi crazy Marshmallon almost solos my deck I don't know which one to summon. I mean, I know that. Okay, so hold on. Let me read this event The wise man once said fuck around and find out I guess I have to seal away the only card that really guarantees. I have a chance My mirror force. Wait, you're not affected by that. Anyway, are you? No, I am okay Oh, it all set one face down and then my turn. I feel like there's another play I could have made it's life for the sky dragon actually locks me down pretty good though All right, I'll activate monster reincarnation. Oh, you want to keep sly for perfected. Uh, I'll send away my dark magician girl What was the card you thought I'd seal away gandora the graph guy had this the fierce knife I just was worried that what if he's at zero they reduces that a puff, but I'm gonna draw him I mean what? I didn't seal him away because I trust my fate to draw him now Gandora One turn until my gold sarcophagus is back I'll set a card allowing me to normal summon without tributing my guy of the fierce swift knight or whatever Damn, you leave in sly for as low as hell. That's what swords is here for Damn it though. Some god guard. I know it's gonna suck the fear. Are you not attacking me? There's no point You'll just fucking protect it with your stupid cattle pull zone which mills out your deck even more I guess that's true and slifers are not strong enough. I'll play swords revealing like the third edition Oh my god, I think she'll garden though. Oh god fucking dammit. I forgot sly for was here I Fuck I was like, well dammit. I forgot what I was worried about I draw fucking dammit I forgot I was like, oh swords is I have swords now now. I can play any monster. I watch Wish this to the vents mode for now That is so annoying. I am so annoyed at myself. I've literally been playing around that card of my episode Damn it. I want to get rid of your block golem, but I know it just mills that I can't attack anyway Yeah, yeah, bro. You just annoying well fucking just has infinite like you can't destroy my card Via swords via cattle pull zone via marshmallow Well, I need to hurry up and draw gendora. I'm not gonna lie to you But I still have honestly my chances are so good at drawing gendora that this duel is going to end very very Yeah, I don't doubt it. I wish I doubted it I wish I could have some shit talk clever rebuttal But it's just a ticking time bomb before I lose. I have nothing to get over marshal on Marshmallow wins games. Yeah, bro win con marshal on plus fucking 16 swords revealing lights I guess the only way you could win is dark magician a thousand knives, huh? Yep You'll notice both my dark magister in the graveyard. So I actually need monster reborn in thousand nights Uh This guy's too risky to have on the field and I'll end my turn. Yes. Oh, there goes my swords I need to draw gendora now draw Oops, this is what I meant when I said my my odds were good. I'll play the spell card pot of greed. No You have two pots of greed too. Yeah, now you're dexterous better Three swords revealing light pot of greed and now here he comes, right? He's quiet. That means yes. I hate you No, he's not out just yet. Mmm, then I'll set another monster. It's tough. Slifer's effect is a fucking good effect I'm really bringing myself towards the brink of destruction in this duel. Hey, man I feel for you Then there's just fucking mirror force to deal with I'm gonna move Yeah, I'll use mirror force for this. I'm sure you have three of those two No, I think it's a one of what I do I draw This duel is over. You drew it. Yes. By sacrificing two monsters. I can bring out gendora Please don't you have a zero attack. So it doesn't actually do anything. Thank god gendora The dragon of destruction I'll chain the tricky spell for tricky spell for what tricky tokens. What? It doesn't matter. I lose. I know bro's actually powering me up I know bro. So I might as well bro. Damn why they got so much tricky support Damn, these things would have beat my ass. They can't attack. Oh, they can't attack. Yeah. Well, this duel's over Yeah, it is it is Gendora is the counter to Slyther Dex ass Well, to be fair, yugi was supposed to win bro. Not by that not like that I'll pave my third source of revealing light yugi. You built this table. I didn't know I raised the pussy Jane versus aster and I'm aster phoenix and you're jade not that ass Okay, I don't think it works as well Oh, I see you, uh, oh, let's go. I never lose nice rank. Okay, apparently you never win either All right, but destiny is literally on my side Hey, we go see all I remember about aster phoenix. Wasn't he just like a professional duelist or something? I think he was a professional duelist. Also, I'm not saying who I'm playing against in this character duel But I will say their name rhymes with schmink schmuck And we terraforming time it's gonna grab a little clock tower prison here My fusion gate reinforcement of the army don't mind me my hand Your whole deck this guy's a professional. Oh, I you know what schmaten schmucky I challenge you to our elemental hero duel fusion gates sounds like a good time I like to make the effect get your game on Nah, but you've been using elemental heroes all wrong because I know right now you probably do like flame wingman some loser Shit, what are you bringing out phoenix enforcer? Yeah, this is before destiny hero phoenix enforcer. Good nanny. Yeah card cannot be destroyed by battle. What I don't like Also, I'm getting rid of fusion gate. Hey, bro. What if I wanted to use it? I don't want you to all in my turn. I used every card in my hand He's like six cards for your deck too Not bad ass One standby phase is past meaning I gained one clock tower prison Uh, what does that do? Well, there are four more clock counters can't take any battle damage and your card can't be destroyed by battle Okay, so I gotta I just gotta kill this guy You better kill me faster phoenix enforcers is gonna start enforcing some phoenix. Yeah, I just might I just might Anyway, I have the answer first. I'm gonna play polymerization Amit I took away fusion gate so you wouldn't be able to do this I'm gonna throw away my No shot. He has the out my wild heart. I do have the out and I'm gonna bring out necroid shaman Oh, I remember bro. I can target one monster on the field and destroy it damn Well, this is not gonna play skyscraper. Oh, this is not good for me after that. I'm gonna go into battle. Damn you schmaden Sorry draster. He had the literal out. That was insane. I draw Hmm This isn't very good. You're gonna get demoted to the little leagues after this That was a list of voice lines. Damn. I shouldn't have used all of my resources turned one who would have known this would backfire Another standby phase means I get another clock hour token. Wait, do you just take no battle damage like ever? I don't know. I hope so. Oh damn. Yeah Hold on. I gotta I gotta expedite this. I play elemental hero avian. Don't by expediting with a thousand extra attack That's gonna throw off my timer. No clock time prison. Hurry. I just need to draw one monster draw the outaster heroes don't exist But maybe destiny Okay, so it's not looking good for me. Don't play another monster coward Uh, I just don't know if I have an out to your to your cards though. That's the issue. That's what I'm scared of, bro You don't got no issue another standby phase Not bad ass. I'm gonna go ahead and play elemental hero bubble man. Oh, brother I Don't worry. I kind of want to savor this. I'm gonna hit you one more time. You're gonna save it. I'm curious if I can find the Out to your clock tower. You're making a mistake here. You should have won the duel. Oh my god Hey, bro, as long as as long as you have to look yourself in the mirror and know that I could have That makes me feel good. Well, I have to end my phase again. So I learned an important lesson here Schmaden schmookie cheat All right. Now let's test that theory. So you take no battle damage ever period. I hope so Well, yeah, all right. Now we got my clock tower prison now. We got the uphill battle, don't we? Um, oh wow, what does bro mean? Oh, wow, haven't I taken a beating enough? I just see a pretty cool card That's all it doesn't mean doesn't mean it saves me. Shit. I think I'm just gonna play it. I play polymerization Oh my god I'm gonna get rid of my bubble man my avian and my spark man Damn to call forth elemental hero tempest The tempest combination and uh, I don't know if I want to do that though. All right. So I'm just gonna add my turn All right It sounds with the change of the turn means I get to draw. Please. Please. Please. Oh my gosh This card with four more is destroyed and sent to the graveyard special summon one destiny real dreadmaster from your deck Oh, so I'm gonna get punished if I destroy that. What do I? All right. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe I should have just finished you like the room Ooh, but this is the start. This is the start. This might just be what I need I play my pot of greed. Do I have anything that can finish you off? Not yet Oh in time though in time. I will I'll have to end my turn. Okay. Well, uh, I never expected this duel to go on so long Well, well, I'll set one and that's it. That's it for me Very impressive. It's bad. I haven't drawn a single monster in eight turns Life is tough. Gaya I will simply beat you when I decide to beat you. Oh, yeah, how are you gonna be this? Oh, you just lost your ability to beat me because unfortunately, I just drew graceful charity gasp. Yep. Here we go Now I get to discard one. I'm gonna give her to rare gold armor. I don't need that. You gotta discard Um, goodbye second clock tower prison. I'm going to summon Why don't you play a monster, bro? Something's scared. I am going to yes. I'm going to wait. Wait, wait, wait I'm going to play avion an attack mode. I've made my decision and I think this is the best bet for me That's my card. It's an elemental hero matchup. It looks like it's time for me to win. You played a good game You ain't with him, bro. You're not with it. I'll tell you that right now You threw away your chance to win a long time ago. First, I'll play my reinforcement of the army Yeah, get whatever card you want schmaden. It's not gonna bother me. That's what you say now I'm gonna grab the real elemental hero avion. You're just an imposter And then I'm gonna play polymerization and I'm gonna bring out Elemental hero flame wingman. Damn. It's it's the guy I was trying to get the match up against time to battle Oh, and don't forget about flame wingman's effect. I didn't I've been keeping a secret from you schmaden nice That's that that's mirror force. Yep. I've got one mirror force in my deck. Well played well played Yeah, I got one mirror force in my deck and I'll play elemental hero burstinatrix and end my turn Okay, that's actually too too many attack points for me to clear. Hmm. Well, well, well Also, you've taken too long man. I'm activating the spell card burning land that got rid of your clock tower I know it did But that's because I'm going with dread master Let's go and also I can't really activate his effect, but that's fine What is this? I've got a plan for that special summon up to two destiny hero monsters from your graveyard I didn't really have any of my graveyard, but I really wanted to summon dread master. All right. Goodbye dread master Hello dasher Where's prancer speed? All right. I'm not a reindeer, bro Dasher prancer. All right. Look now. I've I've even the score. Oh, I guess I'm going to defense mode by everybody You played a good duel laster. No way you haven't an extra thousand attack points Oh, wait You know that hits you next turn anyway You don't have to worry about that. I played monster reborn. Oh, brother And I'll grab my Let's be fusion summoned is quite the tech Interesting. Okay. Well that that that do slow me down a little bit. Nevertheless I guess I'll grab my elemental hero spark man. I'll follow that up by playing my other elemental hero avian Okay, but with a destiny hero down, I'll activate destiny signal. I knew you had that corny shit face down, bro Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Hmm. The question is what do I want to do? Is there any way I can out my own car? Probably not Uh, hmm. It doesn't seem that there is. I'll just summon diamond, dude Not bad ass. Watch out. You're on fire. Mercy Wait, imagine you top deck like mst. I'm actually not dead yet. Watch this dasher. Let's go Boom and now I simply dodged the 500. Uh-oh Ha ha Whatever I should have lost that duel at the beginning. Look, I overplayed my hand. I admit that it's time for round two Honestly, it just doesn't matter what you do. I know I'm supposed to be jade him, but like tato You're dueling me. Okay, but you're dueling me. You know what take the I'll go first this time since you went first last time and exhausted your whole hand I want to see what you can do second. Thank you. Thank you You know, sometimes I need to put these artificial limiters on myself All right, please. Don't let me use my whole hand this time. Oh This is good enough. This is good enough. I'll set a card. I'll end my turn. Oh, this is looking beautiful for me All right. I'm more of a going second kind of duelist. I draw a beautiful. Oh my I have all the pieces now Let's bring out an old clock tower prison I'll go ahead and set a face down card and then I'll just summon destiny hero diamond, dude Let me see what I got on top of my deck. Oh Graceful charity hit top. Ah wait. Yeah, it's gone. Um, but uh, I'll be around next phase Bro's afraid to fight me. I am actually that's probably clayman one clock tower counter I'm gonna play polymerization not afraid and I'm gonna call forth elemental hero thunder giant thunder giant It was clayman. I knew it. Hey, you were right. You were right. I knew I should have attacked time to battle You made the wrong move not popping me I go ahead. You can pop me now Are you never heard a shield monster cannot be destroyed by battle? Oh, yeah. Well, all right. Here I go I here I go I knew this was going to happen here for a good time not a long time I end my turn. Thankfully diamond dude already fulfilled his hero needs and now I'll get to activate graceful charity Wait, what? How does it work? You didn't read the cards schmaden. I did it. I just saw you throw away graceful I'm activating graceful charity for my graveyard. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I'll discard Oh, man, I don't know what's this card. I'll discard fusion gate So many cards in your hand. I've got to discard a lot of cards here. Okay. Uh, so I'm struggling I think I'm gonna get rid of no, I can't do that. I can't do that I'm gonna get rid of spark man. That's so I can activate arrow for you the way they respect me First of all, my elemental heroes respect me just fine. Second of all, there are no heroes My father was murdered. They failed you. Anyway, if meat dreads serve it He's gonna add another counter to my clock tower. Oh, brother. This guy's trying to hide behind a clock tower. Yes. I am I'm not the beach. Oh, wow. You can try another counter. I have to maximize my abilities Don't I I guess I'll play my elemental hero avian interesting But am I afraid no time to battle mink. Oh You want to destroy your own clock tower sounds like a foolish move I will be destroying my own clock tower Goodbye clock tower prison. Oh wait I forgot it was four specifically Damn Four specifically, I thought I was gonna get out ahead of the competition Don't even read his own color. I should have read. I should have read but I I should have read But I did have another one. That's why I felt confident to damn Well, now you're not gonna survive long enough to get to four. I'll be just fine I've got spark man here to defend the bro. Get your filthy mental my spark man, bro I am not afraid of you Bro, you thought that was a misplay, but that was actually just a strategic long play. Damn. It was a misplay I didn't read my car. Let me show you a combo ass. This is actually because there's no heroes in the world By the way, my father was gonna play foolish burial and I'm gonna send away my elemental hero the misplay Then I'm gonna play the warrior returning alive. Oh wait, what and I'm gonna grab my blade edge Oh, and then I'm gonna summon by using necro shade blade edge to the field without tributing That's that's unfortunate. And now I'm gonna beat your ass. That is unfortunate that you did that to me I'm gonna go ahead and activate destiny signal. Oh brother. I need something here. I mean god Um, let's see. Is there any way out of them? Not bad ass. I may just be a slifer slacker, but you're a bitch Damn At least I'll be able to not take any more attack damage. This is bad though This is this is quite quite genuinely awful turn change. I don't know if there's even any car to my deck that came out this You outed yourself. You got rid of your clock. You outed yourself schmaiden as a fraud. There are no heroes Now see I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson I'm gonna play a little bit of a patient game here because judging by the clock I should have enough to be able to do this in case that's a mere force. Was it? I don't know. I'm gonna be attacking with one for the rest of the deal, but I Didn't really know you had mirror for I got I got one in my entire deck blade edge It was a mirror force. I fucking knew it. It bought me just enough time to counter my own misplay from six turns ago Uh All right, I'm gonna move this back to attack and I'm gonna end my that's fair That's fair. You can definitely do that, but it's my draw phase. I draw Oh Interesting. How's about this? I'm gonna play one monster. Wait, I'm gonna play one monster in defense position I had to do a little bit of reading. I haven't been reading all dual. I'm rusty and also with your standby phase I've achieved four clock tower prison token that you have that you have I'm gonna play reinforcement of the army Oh, no, I suppose I'm gonna have to what do you got for me here? Search out my elemental hero avion. Oh my god avion again And uh, oh I see regretfully that is about all like no point in really destroying your monster right now I'm gonna end my turn really you didn't feel like destroying old spark man, huh? Is that spark man? Oh, right. I forgot he was face down might as well make his tramp in return And then I'll go ahead and play doiman, dude, and I'm gonna activate his effect too. Hopefully I hit a spell Fusion sage interesting interesting. I'll definitely be taking a look at that. Uh, with that said I I guess that's it for me Um, yeah, no, I really don't have anything else. I was trying to decide battling brother I was trying to decide whether or not I should throw spark man to the wolves But I need to be able to pop my own clock tower prison even though it's protecting me and the one thing saving me from the along Uh I'll activate D. Sheo. I don't want to lose him yet. Oh, yeah We have to go over this again. Of course you can discard you can discard a card if you'd like. Yeah, sure Howard Howard I'm a dude. No, it's fine. I'll still get back. You know, I can't target face down cards Maybe you should have left it face down then you wouldn't have got it's a sweet effect It's time to activate fusion sage and add a polymerization from my deck to my hand And this is you have nothing to beat over this. This is whack right now Throw into defense mode like he takes battle dammit. I know but what if you popped it, bro? I guess it doesn't really matter because then I'm a dreadmaster, but I think it's better safe and sorry Why does he run this card bro? I got a card in here. I don't even know why it's in here But I'll set it and I'm gonna end my turn. I am down horrible right now. What do you have set? That's probably nothing Aha, your time is up schmaden. I'm forcing this battle to move with destiny hero dread servants Well, I do you're going down. That's what it does. Uh, but do I want to move that quick? Ah, I know bitch made. Let that be note. I know I know bitch made. I'm destroying clock tower prison mistake Not a mistake because I'm bringing out Dreadmaster first of all even do first. I clear my field and then Other destiny losers. First of all, they're not losers. They're diamond dude, and it's gonna boost me to 2800 Oh, wow. Okay. Now. I'm taking you on head on. Let's go dreadmaster and both my diamond dudes Not bad That's and then I'll use diamond dudes effect to see if I can hit a normal spadeon Also in case you oh actually I have two diamond dudes, by the way, what's my next card? It's first in a dam. Also before you think about attacking diamond dude Think again dreadmaster's wearing some rare gold armor. Call me minecraft only cannot attack other monsters Oh, that's actually my dreadmaster is a man in shining gold armor. You took too long to beat me schmaden I'll set a card and I'll end my turn. This duel's coming to an end. I draw Yeah, bro. Just don't make the mistake of giving me a homey drug Don't do that. Maybe I will maybe I won't I'm excavating my top card get out of there I'm excavating my top card again diamond dude style and I I'm going through my deck right now Anywho, guess it's time to just get back to beating you up. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll give you a homey drop or two I've been I've been spared once or twice Bro, this isn't a homey drop, bro. Uh-huh. You didn't have enough damage to beat me just now Well, no not not I'm not saying that count is a homey drop. I'm saying you've got one in store Whether or not you'll be able to clear 2800. I set a card. I end my turn. We'll see about that I draw again. Let's go through destiny hero diamond dudes effect again. Oh my third diamond dude. All right I'm summoning. I'm summoning something. I'm getting rid of one diamond. Oh Boom, just kidding. Ha ha You thought I was going to be sad, didn't you? I've only grown more powerful. You should know better than to count me out Damn, I actually heard him go And I am at 35 honey right now god damn Dreadmaster, bro is ripped too. I broke out of my shackles I am just I ripped out of these shackles. Look at dreadmaster. I know you're dumb I think I'm your force. I don't I don't if you want if you want to treat me to homey drop You know even the score you could sure I suppose I could give you a homey drop But you could but first I'll use reinforcement of the army And I suppose I'm going to add my last diamond dude from my deck to my hand and then I'll scout out any spell cards It seems I might be out of spell cards in my deck meet diamond dude Good lord, who would almost push me up to 5 000 attack points Anyway, uh, I'm just going to change myself to attack position and then my turn Congrats on the homey drop. Dreadmaster just wants to get in there There are no heroes and he wants to prove it even with my ability to not read my own card You made a mistake giving me a homey drop, but it was a fun duel First I'm going to play polymerization Oh And then I'm going to get rid of my bubble man avian and spark man to bring out elemental hero tempest And then I'm going to move the battle. How do you first? I'll activate mystical space typhoon and get rid of rare gold armor of my rare gold armor And then I'm going to win this Damn My armor why do you run one mst? Shouldn't it give me a homey drop brother. Okay. Well, we're going into the third match and there will be no homey drops this time This one no holes bar. No homey drops. This one. This one. It's whatever happens happened I'm truly. I'm truly gonna rail you this time. Hey, am you schmaden? You tricked me. I didn't trick you You returned the favor and regretted it my dreadmaster damn near had 5 000 attack points I wasn't aiming for the dreadmaster. This is one of the worst hands I've gotten all day I'm gonna play this cool Cool Bro, don't don't catch me first. I'll play reinforcement of the army His hand is already a lot better than mine and I'm going to grab my elemental hero wildheart. Oh brother He thinks he's playing around mirror force That's the idea and I'm going to beat your ass bro is simply unaffected by trap cards That is the most ability I've ever seen Bro has one line of text. That's a magic card because you click his card Look at his art. He's definitely like a k-man like me not fuel trap. Hopefully I can survive four here We go with this shit again. You're damn right here. We go again And I'm just gonna keep you gonna bank on the fact that you don't have mirror force I'm gonna keep taking my fucking ass beating now. That's one clock tower prison counter by the way I'm gonna bless you this game. I play polymerization. Damn Damn astrobi not gonna chance. I'm gonna throw away my blade edge and my wild art For wild edge Then I'm gonna play my elemental hero avian bro bro got the And then I'm gonna play miracle fusion Damn to bring out another elemental hero wild edge What? I told you I'm going blitz you this time bro. No shot. Do I lose? Oh god damn, let me draw something. What the fuck was that? Bro help me Oh Sorry, but it looks like your elemental heroes are going to be your undoing I play the spell card polymerization What and by sacking Burstinatrix and avian I can bring out phoenix enforcer who's actually not too good But can't be destroyed by but I forgot to put him in defense mode And there's no way. God damn it. There's no way. I just saw avian. I thought I wanted to beat his ass Bro, you sniper slacker bro. You ain't even a sniper slacker. They demoted you I don't do it But I kind of I kind of want to see how this would have played out if you did play correctly If you did that I made two mistakes here, I'm gonna set a card and I'm Just to see how it would have played out. I was in I was in defense mode go to defense mode Oh, shit. I got excited man. I got excited. Also. I thought I was the best hero I'm an elemental hero Now I just believe that I will draw the out All right. That's that's not the out I was embarrassed I'm gonna play dumb and I got excited. I thought I was a destiny hero. I thought I was so many things I thought I didn't take damage. You thought you were everything. You thought I thought I was immune to battle damage You're about to be you could move it back to attack mode this turn actually because you'll have four counters First I'm gonna do a little bit of terraforming and a little fusion gate because I can also You are right. I guess I could move back to attack position who I want to uh, no Hmm Bro, I'm scared. I'm gonna draw the out. I'm one card away. I'm always one card away, dude I'm always one card away and I should have been in defense position Now, this is why I was supposed to triumphantly return to attack position And I'll flip over my elemental hero clay man and I'll beat your ass clay man. I made a big mistake playing clay man Hey, I doubt it. Hmm You know what? I will beat your ass now. I've changed. You really think I played this for no reason I play so carets who are no shot Why do you think I put clay man up, bro? Damn, bro, you baited me bro. The easiest bait in the book. Well, I don't regret any of my actions I draw Hey, you should my clock tower prison will keep me safe from any treachery That is true for now I'll put clay man back to defense mode and I'll end my turn run and hide while you can clay man Bro, he doesn't have to hide from anything. This guy has 2000 defense He looks like that guy from team titans cinder block guy I actually remember who you're talking about, but I don't remember his name obvious mere force I'll indulge. I'll attack anyway. Um, I'll bite as long as we get rid of mere force Then I can uh, I can finish you off correctly. You think you did something strategic there I know I did something strategic there. I should have played my card in defense mode embarrassed Bro, still thinking about that. I am bro. I'll end my turn. I draw Huh, I need my one mst in my dad. I don't know. I had this card play burning land again pussy. I'm not gonna do that That was a move That's a move for if I can get a 5k dreadnought. You played a good game, but the hero always wins in the end What do you think you're doing here? I play polymerization Okay, but what's that supposed to do? Do you think that pathetic card scares me? There are no heroes I call forth elemental hero flame wingman. Oh brother. This is not for you. This is the villain watch this Oh brother. I'll destroy you and send you to the graveyard I may not do battle damage, but it will do effect damage What have we learned there are no heroes and homey drops are a scam This is when aster really develops that he doesn't like the elemental heroes for the next time I'm not gonna have none of them my deck I'll beat your ass then too, bro Yeah, damn you excited bro. You ready for this duel. I don't think you already because you're about to see Just like the emets no yaiba, uh, you know that whole thing bro. I am here. You are something bro. What's his real name? Oh, you got up bro. Go ahead google it up. I'm gonna let the gods decide You know me and you used to be buds until we had that falling out. You became a dark signer possessed evil Don't talk to me unless you're gonna address me as kiosk here. You okay. Yeah, that's that sounds a lot more formal Damn nice rank by the way. I didn't have to bring that up. You didn't have to oh my god Somebody help those poor scapegoats in your thing brawl All right, this is not but what I'm going to do is A card you say I'm gonna set this card. That's how we sounded in dual. I don't know how we actually sound Then I'm also just gonna set a little card here and I'm just gonna end my turn. I wonder what I wonder what kind of card That could be you shut your mouth Now it's my turn. I draw and every card has its value. I'll just have to figure out what this one's is I don't really have too much to do so. I'm gonna you know what? I'm gonna kick it off with a phase if you watch five bees. You know who bro is it's I'm actually gonna activate the spell card tuning instead Tuning allows me to search my deck and add a tuner for my deck to my hand impossible All ad junk synchron, but I won't be using it instead. I'll go with speed warrior. Yeah Break your heart. You gotta like just let you know that you don't stand a chance. All right, go ahead The thing is you're probably saying that because you saw my 900 pathetic attack points But what you do not know is it's battle phase Double that, you know, I had to double it 1800. You can't block that. You can't block speed warrior at his prime He's thinking about it though. I may have made one slight mistake, but this is an end of the world A dark signer saying that would actually be scary I'll activate my depth amulet. Uh, I can uh stop your attack by discarding a one card Infernity beetle. Why why does bro have a bug in his hand? Hey Leave my insect alone. You have trash in your hand. I'll go to main phase two and then just end my turn actually We're gonna judge me for a bug. You literally got your deck from trash Hey, every card has its value. Okay. I just got mine on sale I'll set this card and flip over my other infernity They're spreading like locust bro. I need some bug spray Uh, wait, I guess I'm just gonna activate this. Whoa that card is crazy. I only have one other infernity beetle though I know what a combo you did though Once per battle phase if it was normal summon this turn so that means infernity beetle. Oh my god He's strong for a little bug. Yeah, bro. You're gonna stop insulting my beetle and I'll end my turn That's the thing so I am not Oh, I have every piece of the puzzle needed to beat you now. So I'll activate my swords of revealing lights Oh, my god, three turns of safety. Nice animation. They make it for men. It's my animation. It's your animation. All right, bro I'm in an awful game state right now, bro. So like you don't cook. You better cook I think I will first I'll play junk synchron in attack mode Activating his effect to bring back the one and only speed warrior. You've seen this one in the anime too He did it every single duel, baby. He did it every single door and now I could go ahead and form that of junk warrior Perhaps, you know him. Yes, I do know him But I simply I'm not gonna do that actually. I'm not I'm just gonna let junk synchron do the talking junk synchron With that easy 100 beat stick, baby. I'll end my turn. It's up to you I have so many breaks that I can draw. I just do it one after all one. All right, this works This works. I really could use some help in my next draw What do you mean, man? You can make junk warrior that guy's strong. I could make junk warrior. That is that is true Whoa wide open. I'm regretting Well, here's what I'm gonna do then I'm going to because I control a tuner special summon boost warrior And then I'm gonna play trident warrior. It allows me to special summon another level three It's not just better. Relax. Look, I don't even get the special summon off that But now I get to make your field bro. What's that my man's turboing? Nah, I'm not turboing. I gotta ditch all of them to get Star to shrugging Bro, you're supposed to say the light of the universe coalesced into a single star That is true. Um, but what do I want to do now? You ain't got nothing, bro. Let me just Boom, let me just slip another 1300. You don't even deserve swords of revealing light, bro. Why you get that? I think it was just to give me time to set up for the next stage And you got some some hats in that tornado yours too. Come on. What does a dark signers deck really look like? You'll find out the team behind legacy of duelists put together some balance some balance boards You'll find out next turn if i'm still alive. Okay. All right. The turn changes and I draw Who is this? I don't even know who this is. I definitely don't remember even putting this in the deck I'm going to play. Hmm, bro. Don't tell me you have cards you can play that means I die How long you think you Well, yeah, I think I think the math checks out does it not thing is I don't believe in math and I definitely don't believe in science So I'm flipping this into defense mode I'm just going with start what I did not just lose No, I did it brah You're actually insane. I'm putting together my master play. I did this for a real this duel's over At least you played a good duel. It's not over believe. It's just bad. I'm actually starting to believe him Um Well, I'm going to flip over my archfiend Collaborate. Uh-huh. All right. All fiend types. Yeah, I feel the earth shaking. Is the editor shaking the earth right now I hope I activate limit impulse. I send away two cards. Okay Infernity beast and infernity archfiend to make two different tokens my soul tokens Yeah, that's that's cool. And I tribute them for my earth-bound immortal coca-pacapoo Whoa This is getting crazy Your stupid swords are going to prevent. Do you remember that? I can't remember which character duel was I think you were yugi moto and you had three swords of revealing lights in your deck bro Yeah, I think that was the most tight I've ever been in these character duels. I was like there's no Well, you're gonna be even more tight in this duel because what if I told you that my swords are revealing lights served its purpose Unifully I already had the final piece to mine puzzle I was gonna say infernity puzzle, but that's you majestic dragon Take flight and the hope of the universe coalesces into a single even brighter more beautiful star As I'll send away all three to form majestic stardust dragon. What the fuck the guy's strong He is just strong enough to beat yours Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And that's all the reading I plan on doing battle phase I can't attack. I should have read it. I should have let heart. Yeah, you can't target this for attacks What I think your opponent cannot target this card for attacks. Good luck. I told you lose Uh, you know what I should have done is I should have done this. Hey, what what does that do? I didn't read your guard, bro. It just negates your effects I would have been would have been beautiful and really Uh, no just for this turn. I'll panic summon junk warrior because I've panicked now Oh, you got a little animation too. Look at me. You say Uday Am I just star dragon? Where are you going? Wait, what? Yes, you lose. I made mistakes It will never happen again in this video, bro. I promise you that I promise you that This is so bad I'm about to cook you doddo Don't say that. Do not say that. I'm going to play infernity necromancer. It's gonna switch to defense Why you got him in the beautiful finish? Damn. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even remember pulling this, but I guess I did And then I'm going to I'm going to call out my infernity archfiend. I'm going to put it in defense mode That's going to activate its effect since I have no cards in my hand. I can grab. Yeah, I go off Any infernity card from my deck and add it to the hand. Let me do some quick math Mathematicians here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on now. Let me just go and find me a tuner Yeah, I'm gonna take your time. Uh starting to think that maybe I should have read majestic star dragon a little bit I'm gonna grab my infernity launcher. I'll play my infernity launcher. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm gonna activate infernity launcher sending it away Damn, bro's walking me through the steps Special summoning two, but that still doesn't get me what I want. What is bro after bro? I'm trying to Brought to you. I guess I'll just be grabbing these. Uh the beetles are back. Oh wait only one beetle's back All right, I kind of messed up. Uh, so what I'm going to do is get rid of this dragon stop Ooh, that was not very fun for me. Oh that double hurt. Yeah, no, I read your effect during the during your blouse I was getting my reading in I could have done something cooler, but I just didn't have the materials that I needed For the folks at home, by the way, we get these decks from legacy of doula. So that is not optimal You say this is not optimal Callin this is just uh, what legacy of doula's had and I've never played infernity. So shut up. Leave me alone I'm doing my best. I'll start with summoning delta flyer And then I'll activate snatch and steal. I want to see if this works. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please give me Yes, why does he have snap steel and then I'll go into Star to Shragon the hope of the universe coalesces into a single star So come back out star to Shragon. Why do you have snap steel bro? It's in the deck list bro, and then I'll activate the effect of stardust. Yeah, I need to look up when you say Come on bro, don't do this and then I'll just attack directly with earthbound immortal steel Now he's googling. I'm now rows at the old google factory. I'm trying to see if he ever used this This got me feeling the same way as when you use mere for this Gated bro. I remember that I was like when bro run it back right now. I mean I can go I mean, it's just one new to game bro. You wasn't gonna win without that I mean you spin that was definitely d out But shit also I just couldn't read I ain't losing again now that I know majestic stars in effect now that I understand how these infernities work a little better I don't matter you getting cooked. All right, then I'll let I'll let the gods decide nice deer rake All right, bro. I'll see me after I get my my you say deck up and running You won't these ranked players ain't gonna know what hit him when I come swing with you say Interesting starting hand. I was gonna say very interesting for me as well I'm gonna just instant activate tuning. We know the rules and so do I'm gonna get junk sink run from my deck to my hand um kind of uh Kind of a terrible hand for me. Mine's not great either. So I think you're fine I'm just gonna set one monster in my turn back to you It's gotta be crazy. It's gotta be crazy being in the yugioh universe and passing your turn to somebody that wants to destroy the world I know Okay, it's it's your turn. Yeah, no pressure All right, I'm gonna set a card face down. I'm gonna play the card terraforming. Oh, I'm gonna grab my arse being collaborate That's never good to see that's that's very scary. Um You know what? I have another terraforming. So I'm just gonna use it to mill off the deck even more Then in his deck now, you know that that got a mature hairline at least Play this and I'm going to I'm gonna set this Yeah, yeah, uh-huh. That's fine. All right. All right Okay, okay pretty good turn, you know threw down some face downs. I draw Huh, not the greatest card. Good. Uh, I don't know. I don't even know why you say runs this I assume it's to tech something that you might have but the jury's still out on on whether or not that's Oh, wait a second max warrior. I'm just starting to swing on things now This card gains 400 attack during the damage step. Oh, wait, and then he drops down a level. All right Well, that this is I'm gonna do some math here max warrior max it up Well, I don't think I even needed to go that hard now. I'm leveled. Wow. I lost a lot of your attack Didn't didn't make it to the attack Now and just like falls apart. Oh, I don't know what to do. Oh Again, bro, I didn't get a great hand. You I think you're fine. I draw Fucking brother I draw infinity adventure That's an avenger It's the guy. Yeah, see. Yeah Yeah, where's tony stock seeing I big mistake my devastating 500 But you knew you knew you were signing up for some attack damage at least I wasn't expecting that much I'm not gonna lie. Damn bro bro is just what is a Infernity Avenger even do bro. He avenges. What is he avenging exactly? Don't go back up to four, man. That's not what I'm paying you for, man I guess whatever Whatever you need him to be level two for you got to do a during may paste Do I even have a level two in my graveyard? When did you wouldn't start us? Y'all long get in here? I don't know. I bro. I'll take it sweet I actually don't know. Are you cheating special? So I don't know. I swear that was not in there Bro slipping shit into his graveyard. I definitely did. I definitely that was not in there But whatever stardust dragon gets special summon and thanks to stardust shell long He's coming right back when you played a tuning. Oh, wow. That was a great hit for tuning them. Very cool. All right Well, I'm just gonna swing Wait, why why wasn't I able to don't forget the extra 100? Oh, that's why Okay, come on nuts. I don't like you reading over there. I'm not sure what that even means Well, let's just say I'm Legacy a duelist did not balance these Do you say credit is insane? Oh, I don't like the way this is hard looking at me I don't like the way any of my cards in my hand looking at the eye motor What? I'll play him bro. So it's just over then. This is just the end of the line Because you already know I'm bringing out Majestic dragon and off synchro. Oh my goodness all the stars in the whole universe Coalescing right here right now live Into majestic star dragon I probably should have sent away a little something to get this attack damage out. That's fine I'll just do 3800 to the face in a cool way Big deeps big deeps and then I'll just go end phase majestic star dragon's gonna peace out That's all good. You know, he was here for a short time But with starter's dragon coming back, you know what that means? You already know what that means. That means his little buddy his kid. He's coming. Actually. No, he's not what happened What are you talking about? Oh, he's got to be synchro something for xiao long to come back out. That's tough Oh my god, man What are you? What are you working with over there, bro? What do you got going on? Damn big big attack damage though. I don't know. I mean, I don't got anything for that What I do I I don't know Yeah, they don't really matter, you know, just something that's just something to stop you from going on the rampage Shout out my two guys that did that. I land my turn. Okay. Well pretty pretty cool. Uh, I'm just gonna go ahead and Get another one of these bro. Just don't destroy my monster thoughts Um, you know, maybe I I hate to say it, but I just I throw your times like this I hate thousand life points. I mean, you there's no way you Yeah, I guess I guess you kind of spit and I guess you kind of spin So I'll just go ahead and get start off xiao long bag. You don't want me to destroy him. Yeah, bro That's what you're that's what you're asking for. I'll say sure bro. Go ahead. You got it What are your face down cards, bro? I already know your face down cards gonna ruin my day. Oh my god It depends on what would ruin your day terraforming by the way Whoa, he's playing an earthbound immortal deck. You could tell bro needs some earth And I don't know if he's gonna find it. Oh my god. He's played his third one impressive, isn't it? All right I'm gonna go ahead and I don't know why I thought you you're like your guy just what is the infernity destroyer Let's act this why does bro even look what? I may a bro I mean like that's kind of mean to me, but whatever bro. I was trying to get on the board for real Wait, what I just work you have to have no cards in your hand. Oh, yeah, and guess what that's never gonna be the case Well, I understand the pain of that because I'm also drawing now and I'm going to put together Quite possibly the best turn you've ever seen in five these you yell junk synchron It's hit to the field and he's going to bring back majestic dragon Then I'll chain called the haunted. This is going to allow me to bring back my stardust drag Bro, they did not balance me Bro, they fucking got my deck off the back of a kid's cereal box, bro Whoa, whoa, you're saying that that card doesn't have value because every card has value You're probably looking at majestic dragon. No attack. No defense. You're like, what's the point of that? No, I'm not well every card has its value And now we're going to meet the little guy that that brings out the big guy in all of us, bro Majestic star dragon the seventh time. Does he have multiple copies of this? Oh, no, it goes back to the deck. Yeah, I went back into that And now I'm going to negate your effects and make them my own but I I have cards in my hand So it doesn't matter majestic star dragon attack You got magic cylinder. No Absolutely not, man, bro. What nobody beats me three times in a row. That's all. All right, let's do it three times Let's see if callin can get a a dub here in the third I'm just letting you know i'm going to play this as optimally as possible, bro Anything that I receive in my hand. I'm going to play it optimally. No misplays everything is going to be perfectly placed You know callin you spared my life. So I'm reading here in the wiki you Uh, okay, I'm going to start by playing my infernity launcher. Oh, wow, that's a pretty good card I'm going to activate infernity launcher. I'm going to send away Infernity in his hand then I'm going to play my infernity necromancer switching it to defense mode. He's making plays Uh And truly that is all I can do I in my third. Okay, wasn't what I expected to be honest Hey, I wanted to do more just all I could do Well, I've never seen a hand worse than this if it makes you feel any better. Oh, you haven't seen mine Uh, I could no I couldn't do that all I can do is set this card and pass I promise every every card in my hand has value. I just need to really work for it Right, right to you. All right. I'm going to Set this card, uh, and then I'm going to end my turn. All right. Yeah, uh, that's awesome draw You know what let's go with a different strategy this time I'm going to bring out my delta flyer. Okay, this will allow me to special summon my boost warrior Okay, I'll then use my delta flyer. Okay increase my boost warriors level by one. Okay. My math was wrong How can't you bring up? Oh No, I my math wasn't wrong. Oh, it requires junk sync ron. Yep. Yep. Yep. Um, so with that said delta flyer Is just going to do some reconnaissance. What's that? Bro, what is infernity of injury even dude? You're about to find out bro. I'm about to beat your ass What are you talking about? I'm about to beat your ass bro. Did I stutter? I'm just curious if I stutter. Oh I see I'm reading his effect now. I'm doing this reading thing. That's not good. How do I want to go about this? Damn, all these motherfuckers require me to have no cards in my hand. All right I think I can make that happen. I think I can make that happen. I gotta think hard though with my brain Um I'm gonna activate infernity launcher. Okay. This is where the combo starts there goes destroyer and then Oh, this one also requires me to have okay. All right. Well, there was the best way. Um, I had my turn Damn bro, I'd be confused. I really thought I could do something but everything you must have no cards in your hand Um, that's hard when you throw these fucking level 10 earthbound immortals in my deck, bro How am I supposed to not have this in my hand? I'm gonna play tried and warrior which will let me special summon my delta flyer from my hand And now I've got to activate delta flyer to increase tried and warrior to bring forth stardust dragon Thankfully my math was correct this time and my board is not swamped with terrible creatures. Let's go Stardust dragon is back Huh a little bit of an interesting combo there. I said meet ghost gardener But that's it actually wait and then I'll activate delta flyer to boost ghost gardener up a level to bring out Stardust dragon number two. I don't even know if this ever happened in the anime have two stardust dragons ever been on the field at once This is a little crazy. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think only one exists in the universe in in the end And I so happen to find that one in a trash can I don't think that's how the series works, man Keep saying that's how the series works. I don't think that is I cannot play any of these cards I had my turn. Oh my god. What was what was legacy of the duelist thinking? My goodness This had to have been the easiest boss fight in the series, bro Ain't no way and they gave you three tunings, bro Just just no shot. Just actually no shot. It was supposed to be like that My own kallen kessler that got beat your ass And you try you try to do that, bro You're trying to you're trying to get a rematch on this but with our own spin I just know the kallen kessler fans are tight looking at this video, bro Take it up with legacy of the duelist, bro, but we got to get out of here that You want one more? Yeah, let me see All right. All right, let me see if it just equals depression. I don't know if that would have I don't know if legacy of the duelist was aiming for that for their evil boss guy to be like Please What'd you get man? You draw you draw into a big big hit Fucking hate everything What has your hand been looking like you want to see bro here? I can play this That boosts my beans up. That's pretty good. And then it gave me a warrior But don't worry. He can do piercing damage with 800 attack. So you better watch out And uh, that's if that's only oh, I guess it gives all your monster that but only if you have no monsters in your hand Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's cool though because if this gets destroyed then I can special summon my infernity avenger from the graveyard But the only issue is I have to have no cards in my hand, but I have an earthbound immortal koko pakapu in my hand Uh, who can't be summoned? Oh, I also have a vanilla ally mind the vanilla ally mind in my hand Um, uh, I'll be going out on my own accord. Goodbye Well with that said that is the video if you guys want to see a rematch where you know Deon gets to make his own deck Uh, definitely let us know because legacy of the duelist, you know, I don't want to say it But they kind of they slept on callin no callin respect from legacy of the duelist me over, bro Honestly, I do think I should have won that first game but outside of that like yeah, just get fast I'm going to win. I'm setting my own cannon today. Uh, yeah, don't think so man, and I didn't even put dark magician on I'm that guy heads. I'm gonna let god decide here's the thing. You see how I'm a falcon in my logo You're just a rabbit. You know what falcons do to rabbits? What's that? Why you in the shadow realm? I went to go close my door. I was gonna say you got set to the shadow exactly like a rabbit would all right Oh You are cooked. I don't think you understand my hand is absolutely dead So I have to do something I never thought I have to do pot of greed. All right immediate pot of greed opening hand I am cooked never mind. Yes, you are. Yes, you are I've got to use every strategy in my possible hand here. I'm just gonna set and pass watch this Hey, what do you what do you have in your hand? Oh, you'll see you'll see I will I see will I see oh Interesting. I think I'm going to perhaps set one card. Okay, and drop a card destruction Yeah, I thought so what's in your hand? Oh a blue eyes and a lord of da. Oh no my my servant Wow, um, so I'll tell you what monster Come forth the great blue eyes white dragon. This isn't how this works. Thanks for the card kibah Bro, it's no. No, it's my card. This is not our card. Stop. It's my card. I'll tell you play yugioh You use my own cards against me. I don't know but I do have that as a bit of a running Why does it keep happening? I would just top that like a god now. Let's just throw What could you possibly top deck to beat my blue eyes white dragon? Nothing this duel is already over it ended turn one so bad What card do you have in your hand like four sword banished to what he needs? Do you understand now kibah you face the pharaoh's deck? I'll just do this And what is that supposed to scare me because I'm not feeling very afraid right now. Yes. Yes it is Bro 3000 attack no one can stop 3000 attack what I'm supposed to do exactly boom. Here's three k for you This is getting pretty interesting. Did you set me across the skyscraper? I was gonna say no shot. You said that after taking an attack from blue eyes I'm trying to decide what I should do here. You can end your turn. I'm gonna set a monster Don't set a monster. I got stew. I will draw that card would be great if I could do anything Oh Still that card is banished. What do you got? What card is banished? I gotta know I'm going to summon blatant. I attack you face that card. What is this my goodness? I'm going to activate the effect of my electromagnetic turtle in the graveyard Ending your battle face. Oh, that's right card destruction. Oh my god You didn't know I put him in my graveyard. I know it is look man. Man you underestimate me man It gives out for a blue eyes. What is this? I did wait. Why did you put brain control down first before you throw it away? I didn't it went away. I know what I'm saying. You could have set it first and then play card destruction That's a good card. I wanted to draw more cards, man. Oh my god I was I don't think I was even sure at all. I'm green. Leave me alone How are you gonna be blue? I there's one card I can draw it. I'll actually be godlike right now If you can find it. I gotta know what it is This one ain't it wait wait wait life for sword Oh, no, it's next turn man. You have to wait one more turn life for sword is I'm starting to get a flashback when I duel deon like this My cards are getting I haven't drawn a good card and and probably Same I have a six star a seven star and eight star I will say I could end the duel right now. Do I make that push though? I mean if you let me live one more turn you will explode Well, then I can't I can't do that then I'll tribute caribou perfect for jack's night same Activate cloning. Huh? Yes. This will let me live like with this way. Yes. All right. Well, that's annoying Jack's night Destroy jack's night Who lies I can take a 3000 attack. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Now. I will draw you out right now I will draw the crevice whatever the out is. I don't think you will draw watch this Please don't let him draw. I need this first win Oh, no No, you messed up. What card did you get back first? I will set this I summon badlocks Which is sent away go ahead Patalogs, that's what you all this time doing a toggle is off. I'm ready for this I it's a good thing my opening hand was as good as possible because uh, Man my cards are bad jack's that wait. Are you just is it over? Yeah, I was a lie Bro You I had lord of d and I drew both of my my blue eyes and my flutes You threw it away. You know what I did. I did I'll take game one I'll take you lucky and it's canonical version of yugioh. It's best of three. All right I'll not say I'm gonna let god decide but I guess I'll let him decide card destruction Man, and then light force sword to stop you from playing any monster if if you steal my card again I will fly out and throw hands Well, I don't know Your cards are pretty good. Hopefully by the time they see this video. They've seen part two of Oh, I have to go first. Okay. I mean, I guess I'll try it I'll just set one. I'll set one and then I'll play a monster face down and then I'll kick it back over to you All right. Hold on now this tournament. It's looking like it's in my hands. There's one monster I need to draw right now soggy. You're not yeah, I don't I don't think you would do I want to do this Not yet. No, that's be stupid. I summon la jinn. Okay. How do you get over la jinn? Well, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not going to Because you're not gonna get over a big shield garden. Why do you open with this? I said I am sad man. What are you doing setting cards? You do my best Hmm, not a bad card by any means. I think what I should do now is Yeah, I gotta go into defense position. I gotta play it slow. I gotta play it slow So I'll set one more monster right and then I'll activate. Yeah, I'll just activate soul taker To take away your la jinn But you can have a thousand life points back. Do I get a say in this? No pot of greed That could be useful actually. Oh, actually it's very useful. What did you draw? It's some envorcerator. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why do you have all these bead stakes man? I won't attack because I'm kiped Bro, ain't no way. Why do you have this again? It's my turtle. It's my turtle. You have that one. You got it at one man Yeah, but it's a good card. So it knows that I need it. I draw and man The big shield garden surprising is too powerful right now, but I have a play. I have an advanced play actually Well, let's see you get past this I'm going to Tribute my big shield gardener. Oh, I don't like that and play a card face down. What do you have that? That's one tribute Hold on. I'll draw the outs Exactly. I like that. You don't know. That's what I really like. Okay. I think I have to do this What do you have set? Oh, no, I play card demise To draw one card. Well, what was the card that was so important? You had to set it What was it? What was so important that you said it so you wouldn't card of demise it Monster reborn. I don't think you're gonna say what you just did to me That's actually good. Now. This is why it's going to be. No, that's a tack. I'm making a mistake Yeah, you can attack Archfield I I set archfiend of guilford just so you wouldn't know what it was Just to make you a little nervous. This is why I need a monster reborn in the field. I thought I was smart Blue eyes and I know you only have one dust tornado in that deck. Of course. He drew it Yes, I did. I'm going to move archfiend of guilford. Actually, there's no there's no reason for me to rush into your attack So I'll just I'll let archfiend of guilford wait. I'm not attacking bro. You scared me. I'm not gonna lie and you have no card advantage We'll be great, but not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I am my turn. Okay. You can end your turn then. I think that's fine I'll draw. Okay. All right. That's that's fine enough. Um, but doesn't really do me any good. I guess Oh my god, I'm back to the fence because I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it. What what do you have that would scare me though? We want me to find out I'll play alpha in attack mode and alpha will attack. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll do it Oh, man, what do you get interdimensional matter transporter and I'm going to transport him to the banish zone Okay, go ahead attack. I don't want to anymore. Surprisingly. You got me there. You got me there, but uh, I don't know Your your time's running out. I think I'm gonna rush you down. Watch this What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? Stop? Stop? Stop? Stop? We get rid of the magnet. Oh my god But you got me you got me to turtle it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's a workout. It's a workout Oh brother. What is that? You'll see I draw. I'm just thinking about how you threw my monster aboard away. I needed that I have such a good play. I have such a good play. What is your good play though? You'll see Bro, there we go. There we go. There we go. I I'm not falling for your your idle lies anymore It's a fine, that's fine. It's fine. You're lying now. We can get rid of it. We're lying. We're fine now. We're fine now. We're fine now I'll end my turn with that. I just a couple beat downs and enough of your lies. It's not a lie. Watch this. I feel like Kaiba's strength is in his monster is not his back bro I gotta be less afraid of your back, bro. You're right, you're right. Actually, it's silent doom I will get over my uh my royal servant Um, well, I won't to be honest. I won't. I end my turn. Okay. That's that's quite scary. That's quite scary I can't I draw I can't attack with it. That's it. You can't attack with it. No. Hmm now Can I ask you something? Yes, but it's not it's not worth it though. Is it it's just not worth it though, is it? But I can't be afraid. I can't be afraid. I have to bring out Buster Blair My god, and I miss the timing of Archfiend. I wasn't aiming for the timing How is one just Buster Blader has overcome your dragon if I draw soggy the dark cloud you will literally lose right now What'd you draw? Okay, we're gonna play a game. I pay 2,000 life points for Lullaby of obedience and I declare Kareebo, which I know is in your deck. Okay. You found my Kareebo Do you want me to add it to your card? Okay here. You made a big mistake. Did I what did you do made the biggest mistake possible that card is pretty cool Unfortunately, you do lose here now. Why cuz you have Kareebo face up. That's supposed to scare me That's the thing. This Kareebo is sick with a virus. Oh, no Why did I think of that? Oh nice? I didn't even think of a nice hand. What are you gonna do? Oh Unfortunate for you unfortunate for you you go you get to do nothing for the next three turns Oh, then I'll have to get rid of I'll have to get rid of a few of my monsters then what I'll get rid of all the Junk that will brick my hand right now. You said dark magician girl away I sent all of my good monsters away, and I'm not gonna lie. That was a pretty bad turn for me I should have put that in your head, but I guess it wouldn't have mattered because then you would have played him That that card was me out. I can't believe you took advantage of knowing I had a Kareebo I will set this and I will end my turn. Oh my god I feel like we're gonna be doing this for a while. I just want you draw the card I have my hand is so powerful that if it was gonna feel it would already be over I play game of the magnet warrior way like this Why is it why is it not not dead? Oh, that's right. It's it's not like the other virus card. Okay, okay, okay? Sorry out Roy. No, there is there is no Out it's over over the duals over I'm gonna go up to oh in the tournament. Oh, it's no way. There's no way. He's just better He's unbeatable. I just can't lose in duals where I know what the cards do I just can't lose another gamma attacks. What can I try pot of greed dad? What'd you get? Oh, it doesn't do anything. All right, I guess I have to set pass. Oh the gamma beatdown continues Will I draw a monster to end this duel? I Did not hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I'm getting a little nervous. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. I know what I know what I want to do I know what I have to do. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to play it pretty playing Card destruction. That's fine. My hand was I'm playable right now this moment. Oh That's a good card. And then I'll set one monster face down and then my turn. That was a great card What did you what did you possibly get watch because I know what I was hoping you with that thunder dragon? Okay, it was not that it was not that it was not that and I'll add thunder dragon not once or twice Hey, that's unfortunate for me. Unfortunately. I can't do anything yet. So I'll set one card Wait a minute. What no, there's there's still hope. There's still hope. Just a hope. I was there hope Trust me. Just trust me. I don't see where you're finding all this hope But I'm going to flip some of my queen's knights which I will clone my field But is that really hope yes because 1600 defense is all I need I know I could really use 1600 defense right now. There is just no I'll change your clone's heart to see that it should be on my side of the field How how and then I'll attack with game of the mountainate warrior How how are you built like this? I'm the pharaoh. Oh, wait, what do you have? What are you doing? What is this devilish laugh? I will shrink you Oh You shrugged me, but it wasn't enough now. Can I go three and out? There's no way I've got a I've got to try for it. No one's ever done the threep not in battle city Oh, you know what? You are steven over there. I've won every coin toss that's fine because gods are deciding to do us anyways All I'm saying is is if I get the proper head, I will pick your entire deck apart change your heart man Here we are entering the third round of our mock battle city duels That is very useful. No, no, no You made a mistake by challenging to round three. You should just walk through it to win Just got home I'm going to set one monster and end my turn actually. I guess a little protection never hurts Now I throw it back to you. Okay. Don't really want that First I'll actually a thundercrack and discard it. It says we have two thundercracks This duel is not looking good for me Then we will Wait a minute. No, that won't that'll be stupid. I could do that. That'll be dumb too Yes, yes, think of your moves. Think of all of your moves. Not yet. We'll set this. That's it. Yeah Interesting interesting. Can I tell you that you might have made the biggest blunder of the duel? I drop no Go ahead and act with your card instruction. Go ahead. I I'm playing kings night I guess what card I just drew it was the jacks like that. I was going to special summon man I didn't get the chance to special summon it man. Good. Good. Not good, man I had a fantastic. I had a plan want to do this yet. Yeah, we'll do that I set one card and I will set this as well. Yes. Is that your whole plan? You know what? I'm worried that you'll draw into what could I possibly draw it? Damn Card instruction man. I learned my lesson from the last time Well, while card destruction has been great, all I also need is exchange to show up in your hand as well And then it's like great. Yes. We're trading now. I'm going to tribute queen's night. That's not good and not for jack's night It's for bifomit. Oh, okay her from it. Please. That doesn't do anything I know that doesn't do anything, but I'm trying to get my cards out of the way psych Just kidding. It was polarization face down. You believed it the entire time Not I couldn't attack anyways. That's fine. Come forth chimera king of the beast That's a lot of damage. That's a lot of attack points. Yes. Go chimera. Go How are you attacking defense mode? Oh man What wait? You run the card so wrong You switched yourself to All face amounts of the bill are changed to attack position at their best. Oh brother What did you and I just said the brick back into my deck for some reason you were so confident that I flinched Read the card and I still thought that you were right. Oh, wait a minute. We have a play We have a play first act with thunder dragon to send a thunder dragon away Wait, I thought it was a brick that wasn't a brick at all. Then kind of think how do I not explode here? Unfortunately, I'll have to do this. I don't want to do Wait a minute. What am I talking about curious dotto? Do you know how many trillions it takes to summon a seven star monster? Uh, yeah, too. She took two by battle city rules. I'm going to monster reborn Oh, brother. And just so you know, I'm gonna use your own queen against you my queen's night What why are you taking queen's night? No, pay attention. You said two tributes, right? Yeah, I did I'm deciding it takes me only Brother And I will set this card right here set set. I have to figure out what that card is I had my turn. I'm pretty worried about that. I can't tell a lie. I'm going to draw Okay, go ahead and go into defense mode I I desperately want to actually so I will with pretty much. Oh, I can't exactly you can't you trick me Well, then reveal yourself What oh, you turn yourself back, buddy. We crack. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. No, no, no, no Grab one of my monsters back No gazelle king of the mystical moves King's night No, that's it. That might be the best use of chimera I've ever seen How you lose again kiva. I've collected the greatest cards known to mankind. How does one lose this? Switch yourself to attack mode