 Socialists and communists are mean Because they try to control the means of production Resulting in us having a bunch of meaned producers Producing stuff, namely the government Instead of letting us choose our own nice producer Like what happens in a free competitive market Oh, but you don't understand, says the socialist You don't understand You'll like our mean producers You'll share nothing and like it We're just trying to help you We're trying to help you here Can't you feel how big my heart is? No, no, I don't, I don't, no, I don't, I don't, no My compassion for your stupidity is overwhelming, isn't it? I don't think so Well, I say no You socialists can control all the means you want All you want, bro, all you want Just don't make the rest of us do business with them Problem is, the rest of us suffer I like the nice, productive, market-sensitive producers