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Secret Internet Fat Girl - Parody of "Keep on Rockin in the Free World"

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Published on Mar 13, 2011

LYRICS
He's on the internet tonight, and he's lookin for a girl
He finds a website, profiles from all over the world
He finds a real pretty girl with a gorgeous smile
Who wants to meet him, so he drives for miles
From her profile pic, he can't believe his eyes
Cause tonight his date has got a BIG surprise

Keep on psychin out the whole world
Secret internet fat girl
Keep on psychin out the whole world
Secret internet fat girl

Now he should've know there could be some trouble
Cause all her profile photos were taken from the Hubble
The dancefloor starts to shake when she tries to do "The Hustle"
Till someone yells, "Chunk, do the 'Truffle Shuffle'"
But he should've known she'd be kinda heavy with a username like "Little Debbie"

Keep on psychin out the whole world
Secret internet fat girl
Were you baptized at Sea World?
Secret internet fat girl

It says "a few extra pounds" on her profile page
But the truth is, she takes up most of MySpace
So, the next time you want to meet a woman online, you should ask if her pets are named Duncan and Hines
She's got Dolly Madison embroidered on her blouse
And, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house...

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