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Published on May 26, 2011
THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL JOSS WHEDON SHOWS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.) You have been warned.
Lyrics (that also contain SPOILERS) Chorus: You can't be alive if you want to be happy You can't be together if you want to be alive You can't have a soul if you want to get laid So don't smile if you want to survive
Wash was soaring like a leaf on the wind But he wouldn't go another mile He got a pole right in the gut That'll teach him for daring to smile
Tara and Willow were getting past their troubles And true love might have prevailed But they were happy, and Warren had a gun And so their 'ship, as they say, must sail
Bennett and Topher were fixing Caroline And just when they getting along They were kissing, and then bang, she was dead Because for them to be in love would be wrong
Fred was finally where she belonged She and Wesley were on their way But she opened up a can of Sarcophagus worms And so she couldn't stay