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"Alive And Well Is Not An Option" An Original Whedonverse Song

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Published on May 26, 2011

THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL JOSS WHEDON SHOWS
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.)
You have been warned.

Lyrics (that also contain SPOILERS)
Chorus:
You can't be alive if you want to be happy
You can't be together if you want to be alive
You can't have a soul if you want to get laid
So don't smile if you want to survive

Wash was soaring like a leaf on the wind
But he wouldn't go another mile
He got a pole right in the gut
That'll teach him for daring to smile

Tara and Willow were getting past their troubles
And true love might have prevailed
But they were happy, and Warren had a gun
And so their 'ship, as they say, must sail

Bennett and Topher were fixing Caroline
And just when they getting along
They were kissing, and then bang, she was dead
Because for them to be in love would be wrong

Fred was finally where she belonged
She and Wesley were on their way
But she opened up a can of Sarcophagus worms
And so she couldn't stay

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