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The People of Channel 38 - I PATENTED SEX

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Published on Aug 29, 2012

Starring Under Secretary David Kappos,
Director of the United States Patent & Trademark Office

For more information on PATENT REFORM
and the AMERICA INVENTS ACT of 2011:

See generally
Steven Seidenberg, A New Mother of Invention:
After Years of Setbacks, Patent Reform Finally Makes It Through,
ABA JOURNAL, Dec. 2011, at 16, available at:
http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/ar...

@Channel38
channel38.tv
facebook.com/Channel38

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*** LYRICS ****

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Hey girl
Hey girl
Hey girl
Hey girl
Hey girl
Hey giiiiiiiiirl

This goes out to the Hill interns
Which one o' yall, which one o' yall, which one o' yall
wanna get down with Patent Reform?


First to file system is erect!
Hey, you can invent it, but I'll get the check
Patent policy reform
It's less important when you're born
And more about when you record it, in effect.

Yep.

Hey babe
Don't interrupt me
I'm tryna get mine out this invented sex game
My patent application is taking the next phase
It pays to timely file, the legal theft game.

Hey.

Get that info better call dude
Now I'm gettin' money yall can ball to.
PL 112--29 can't fall through
Cause I'm filing a whole bunch of lawsuits.

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*CHORUS*
Obama signed off on the Act
Show you what to do with that
No I ain't invent
But I got a pen
Just turned it in
Oooh, sex just got patented!

Gotta earn them royalties
Build up hidden fees!
Just turned it in
Oooh, sex just got patented!

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I patented sex
ask a couple ladies
I ain't first to get it in
I'm first to file my application

That's the status quo
thanks to pending legislation
now I'm claiming all sex
including masturbation.

HR - 12-49
you better read it
imma need my royalties when you Michael Jackson "beat it"
pay for the cherry pie every time you eat it
passive income from your actions
i need it!

Soon as the bill gets a Hancock from the POTUS
I'm have the paperwork in the designated office
Helping the economy
Imagine tax profits
Trickle-down effect to the new mothers and fathers.

Do yo' part
Sex contribution
Making profits off of sex like legalized prostitution.
[Laugh]
Just an imaginative substation
juxtaposition of critical issues
we stupid.

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*CHORUS*

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I ain't invent sex, but I'ma patent it.
I got the signature styles and I want a stamp on it
To show yall who be banking it
got a booty? Keep spanking it
But ya gotta do so
under license
cause I got that
move patented.

Let the Patent Office set its own fees,
What matters when you smash is that you pay me royalties!
Ben Franklin ain't got nothing except his picture on my cash
Cause I filed for the trademarks for what I do to that ass.......

You wanna lay me? Hey Patrick Leahy
Just pass S. 23 so all these Bamas gots to pay me.
And when Obeezy signs it, and celebrates with Michelle
I'ma need gratuities cause I patented that shit as well.

I clearly wasn't the first, but I'm sure as hell the best
God may have made the nucking, but I perfected sex.
And since I got the moves to introduce you to heaven,
Pass the America Invents Act of 2011.

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*CHORUS*

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