 So, hello everybody and welcome to Assassin's Creed Valhalla! I've got a weird look going on. Viking looking. I've got given early access to play! The newest Assassin's Creed game's not even out yet, so this is super secret, so let's go! He's asking if I'm a friend of Oswald, and I'm gonna say he died defending, because that's a proper Viking thing. I've never fit in so much with my beard. If you need an axe, I'm standing right here. There's a village to the east. It was taken by Druid's man of fortnight Agoo. Let me and my raiders take the village. Kingsbury's church has a great horror on the top, it's steeple. If you manage the task, blow it. Blow the horn! Blow it, good! Oh, so this is it. This is like medieval England. Ah, this just looks like Newcastle today! How the heck am I gonna get over there? Whoa! I can co- Your mother? Who cares about your mother? I gotta call a longship! Oh my god, it just appeared out of nowhere! Bye-bye, Fobos number two! Hope we get some mythological beast-like trolls and stuff. That would be cool. Going to go all the way over here. Past Stinky Swagland! Is that it? Oh, are we there already? Oh god, we're here already! Oh god, is it? Whether he's innocent or not, he's going to die! Okay, we need to call the bird. Yes! Just like the eagle. There's only one thing left to do in a situation like this. Run in and kill the wolf! I'm done! Oh my god! I was gonna say, can I- Can I even get up there? Oh god, oh god, oh god. Okay, maybe, uh, maybe we need to do a little bit more stealth here. Right, this time we won't know. We will remember which one it is! Yes! Gorgeous! Now, if I killed him, what did the guy see? Because I feel like if I was over there, this guy would see me. Did he hear me? I think he heard me. It's time for a battle! Oh yeah! Oh, I got heavy attacks. Oh, he's- he's full of knockouts! Oi! Oh, oh, his head fell off! Oh sweet, that other guy didn't see us. Oh, he makes it seem really easy. All right, so I'm assuming those guys won't come up. Ooh! I can loot the body! Oh! Oh, he's a bi- berserker! Oh, okay, well, never mind. He's pretty much dead. The party has arrived! Yaw! Yaw! That's right, you didn't see anything! Oh, he's throwing- oh my god! This is tough! Hold on! Do you mind if I just, like, get out for a second? I didn't realize I was losing all my health. You can't break the windows! To heal, I need to go find berries and stuff. Yeah, oh, is that- is this a berry tree? Strategically, please, please, berry tree! Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. I'm gonna cheese it! Oh my god, did he just throw his axe at me? Hold on, I need to go find more berries. Oh, he came out to see us! I was- well, okay, you can stay there. Hold on, stay still, I have a terrible shot. There we go. All right, let's die to the scrubs! Oh my god, what was that? Oh god, I did runny feet. I forgot what parry is. I don't know what parry is, but hey, who needs to parry when you got weapons like this? So all I need to do now is just clear out the mini dudes. Is he- is he continuously gonna- gonna be urinating? Because if he is, I'll go and take out the other guy first. That's not what I meant. I meant to do this one. Oh my god, that was beautiful. I loved it. Stun him! Yeah! Oh my god, I got access for days! But you want some as well? That is so satisfying, I love it. Hello! Oh my- oh no! Ah, I saw it. Might as well just kill this guy. Oh wait, he's the one of us! Yeah, damn, Skippy! Rations! I thought I was done with help, but I forgot. I had rations this whole time. Whoops. Ah, good old Assassin's Creed. Can climb anything. Sound the horn! That's a weird horn. Whee! The horn! I have a skill point! Global power, wolf power, bear power, and raven power. They already have some of these specked out. What's this one? Adrenaline shot. All right. Hope you don't mind if I just steal one of your Phobos's and off we go! I want to talk to the cat. Well, I'm never talking to a cat again. Oh look, a perfectly placed Phobos! I'll take it! Are we gonna do a raid? Oh! Oh, now it's time for a Spartan kick! Hey, buddy! Uh, I'd say so. God, the beard game is amazing! Remember Oswald's sacrifice? I guess we'll keep on going with Oswald. He did something. Their beards have nothing on our beards. Oh, is this it? Are we raiding? Oh, yeah! All right, off we go! Crash into Boracastle! Easy done! Oh, this is so cool! Oh, I love it! Look at that water! Remember, men! The longer you'll be, it is! The more chance you are likely to survive! Oh, do we need to avoid these? Oh, Lord! Oh, God, even lightning's striking! We're just gonna blow up our own ship. Ah, a perfect plan! Oh, shame that guy died. He didn't have a good enough beard. What's that? You like Corona and Assassin's Creed? Well, here it is! All right, it's time for this attack! That's so good! And, uh, stop! Yeah! All right, it's time for my ultimate technique! The axes! You want to pull all our resources into making this guy like a thousand axes? Oh, no! Hey, poison weapons! I die! Oh, that's how we do it! Little tricks of the trade. Well, bashing his back doors! He never saw it coming! Yeah, there you go! Is that axes? Right, your turn, guys! Go ahead! Oh, they've got tons of berries! Yeah! Oh, that was beautiful! Oh, we can spot him! Yeah! Beautiful! Yes! Take that! Burn your bookish! Oh, God! Oh, God! There's a berserker here! My God! How many people live here? Too many! Oh, we can have a... Oh, look at us! We're so happy! We did it! Get in! It is fun! Oh, what a slap! Stand fast! This will be over soon! Hold on, I want the loot first! Oh, no! I've been spotted by people! Whoa! I could have assassinated the slayer for a second! Oh, my God! He's huge! Does he have anything against this attack, though? Oh, I missed him! Yeah! It's just Mario jumping on everyone! Oh, the slayer! No! Bad slayer! Yes! Yeah! There you go! Oh, my God! Well, his head didn't fall off, but... Certainly bad things happened to him! Oh, wait! Oh, I shouldn't be down here! You guys never stop coming! Okay, never mind! Off we go! A wolf! Ah! Oh, my God! I'm being killed by the wolf! That's it! I'm just going to kill you! I'm not going to kill your wolf! Oh, he's dead! Did I get him? Oh, wait! I do have to kill your wolf! Oh, no! There we go! So happy! You know how many people died because of you? You'd throw in with these wastrels a scribe of land in a promise of peace! Aval, no! Yeah! Oh, right then! God! The rightful king of East Anglia has spared your life today, and so it will be. Compassion is a virtue suited for anyone, Aval, including you. Thank you. We did it! I like it! That was loads of fun! If you came, I would have stayed in Norwich. Look around you. A happy occasion and a glorious victory. And I never... Us won't stop. You fought with all your heart and soul. That's all you need ever do. Come then. We have much to prepare for. A bride to wed and a kingdom to lead. But some men wouldn't give us such things. Countless men have died for them. But he has no beard! We're going to go to the chapel, baby! That other guy's going to kill you 100%. Because we let him live. He's going to come and kill you on your wedding day. This is all your fault. I don't even know this guy! It's going to go wrong. I already can tell. Applause! Applause! You've done it, steward. A king now sits on the throne of East Anglia. In my dreams, I'm sailing. Remember? Wind in my beard, salt on my lips. Until then, let us feast, drink, and forget our pain! I liked when he talked about the beard. How you doing? Your fist is without ale. Let us address that. A challenge nonetheless, would say you. Ah, well, we've got to take him on. Ah, this is the game we'd be waiting for! Wait, I have to do multiples? Did I do it? Where is my silver? I've kissed. I kissed a wolf's mum on that. Oh my god, wait, I waged 80? And I only got 100. Oh, collect food. Oh, do you bring another baguette? Oh, he's dead. Never mind. You can bring that up as long as he's dead. Wait, how am I supposed to get down? Jump on that. There you go. That'll do. No, just to enjoy the piggy! I think I'm okay. Uh, you, you thought... No, no, I wasn't serious. I don't want to see a plowsword. That's weird. No, the camera's gonna die. No! Good, come, come, join me. I will, without a facecam. Friends, honored guests, we've pushed through hard times. It seems like all we've known is loss and suffering. You're so gonna die. His compassion. May we always favor compassion. Duck! Because you're about to be shot with an arrow, I bet. Skull. Whatever that is. Oh my god, it's like I predicted it. Well, who didn't see this coming? No, we need him to survive. Yes, that's how we do it. I haven't done this in ages. One last time, honey! Woo! Honey's definitely dead. Look, dude, if you were gonna find him, you would have died. My ship could always use a wise head and a strong knax. Together. Together. I'll gather my things. He's just got like one cup. Well, guys, that's gonna have to wrap up the video. If you enjoyed it, leave a like. And until next time, or when this game released, maybe we'll play it on the channel. If you liked it enough. And until next time, like I just said, bye!