 Game one of the ALDS and the Mariners are up seven to five versus the Astros. The rookie is up for the Astros and this fan is sadly doing his rally towel. This fan is praying and yawning. This fan is just praying. This one is brought to you by DraftKings. Bregman stroking his invisible mustache. The rookie up at the plate trying to keep things going. Doesn't chase that slider low. Doesn't swing at that fastball in the zone. One in one count. Doesn't chase the fastball out of the zone. Swings at the fastball in the zone. Seems like you put him in the zone. You may be all right but he's not going to give you any help. They go inside. This Mariners fan's already distraught. There's two outs to go and they win and she's like, I don't sense this isn't good. And then he hits him there. Would have been ball for anyway. Now Mariners fan, she's like, oh no. This guy's got a shoe on his head. Ooh. Altuve's out. He's a guy that's scary. He plays pretty good baseball. Hits that one. Foul. Oh and one. Fastball down the middle. Swings hard. Slider away. Doesn't chase. She can't watch. They're one strike away. They're one strike away from getting the second out. Oh and they get it. Surely she's happy now. Seawald. He's one out away from winning the game. She can't look. One out away from winning the game. She's sick. Now the rookie paying is up. He looked bad this whole game. Swinging at breaking balls. That's called a strike. How? Boo. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. Oh and one swings. Now that pitch he'd been chasing all game. There was an 0 for 4 before this. This kid's crying. This kid's crying because he thinks they're about to lose. And he really wanted them to win. That was the whole reason he went to the game. We wanted to see a win, not a loss. So he can understand his pain. Oh, two pitch doesn't chase it. And then puts that one in play. That's a nice piece of hitting. Because I think that's a nice pitch. This kid down. Yeah, it's gone. He's crying. Crying. Let's go. So watch that pitch again. I think this is exactly where he wants that pitch to be. It's got the break. It's going to break right into the corner. If that's called strike three to end the game. And he doesn't chase it or he swings and misses. I think we're all saying that's a pretty good pitch. I think you credit the hitting by Pena here and the rookie ahead of him for getting the walk. Because what they do, let's go, is they get the bat to the big bad guy. So the Mariners, Seawall, you're out. They bring in Robbie Ray, who's a starting pitcher, won the Cy Young last year. Doesn't come out of the bullpen. Not really primed for this position, but Jordan Alvarez is up and he is scary. Standing there just saying, don't care who's pitching to me. I'll probably just win the game for my team, but get your warmups in. Air, you're done. They're excited. That guy's praying a lot of prayers. First pitch, fast ball in the middle, big old swing and she is worried. The next pitch, same pitch, big old swing. This time he absolutely smokes it into the upper deck. It's the second or it's the first walkoff ever where the team was down multiple runs when the walkoff was hit. So it's always been a two run shot down one. Ooh, what did he say there? Because I don't know if he speaks great English, but it looks a lot like he says, let's fucking go, bro. It's probably not that. Oh, the Astros are excited. A great missed high five there. Four hands, no connection. And then I like the water dousing. Is that Garcia before he even gets the first base? Usually you save that for the trip home, but no, you're going to be wet round in those bases, buddy. How about it? The bullpen's going wild. I fucking told you. Yeah. They called it. Of course they did. Who didn't? No, look at this reaction from service again. Nope. Well, okay. Yeah. And I think I'll just leave my time to get out of here. Helmet, you're gone. Celebration, you're on not that much water, just a little bit of water. Oh, Verlander. Now he had started the game, didn't pitch well at all. He comes in, he's like, you're done. You're done. I feel like I'm going to get out of here. I fucking love you, you motherfucker. Dusty's got his gloves. He's clapping. He's got a plan. This kid, the tears are gone. The tears are gone forever. He's great. Guy on the left. I don't know. Guy on the left with Dahmer coming out, being all big on Netflix now. I don't think you can do that, that combo of mustache and glasses. I just think it's a little faux pas right now. Water, they get him. Bregman and him a good high five upwards. I love it. And then this fan, fuck that fucking guy. They think he's so fucking, I don't know the last word. And that's why it took me a while to get this breakdown out because I was trying and trying and trying. I asked people around the office, if you guys can figure it out, it bothered me so much because the rest of it is so easy. Fuck that fucking guy. They think he's so fucking. Looks like it starts with an R and it's two syllables. I don't know. What is it? What's she saying? What do they think he is? Is it Robbie Ray or is it Alvarez? Either way, this breakdown was brought to you by DraftKings. I appreciate our friends over at DraftKings. And if you're the Mariners or whoever plays the Astros next, if the Astros win, get the guys in front of your Don out because he's incredible.