 Snuffdrunk Welcome back to Snuffdrunk plays Magic Sword and talks about his trip to Japan that happened around this time of year about five years ago I think it was five years ago, maybe six. I don't remember But yeah, our first night in Japan our hostel was locked up couldn't get in So we decided to get a capsule hotel and experience that pleasure That was like sleeping in an open-ended casket It was really strange I remember waking up or no, I was talking about the front desk. Yeah We finally we wait in line and we finally get to the front desk and the guy is asking my friend questions He's speaking in a very very hushed tone He's like eyeballing us. He doesn't trust us. We're scheming or something And he's asking us like why are you here? What like how long are you gonna stay? What are you doing here and and he's he has he has me repeat the questions to me The front desk I asked me to ask Ask my friend to ask me the same questions. He's asking him. Where is the door? Where do I leave? there is the The funniest question he asked was do you have any tattoos? And my friend he asked my friend that then my friend He needs to know if you have any tattoos and I say no and then He follows that up with do you think it's okay with people that that people with tattoos are not allowed to stay here He needs to know if you think it's okay that People with that have tattoos aren't allowed to stay here. I was so exhausted. I hadn't slept in like four days I thought I was like what I don't fucking care And my friend later tells me it's because of the yakuza Mafia gangster kind of a thing. You're not allowed to have tattoos Wow, what the fuck are you serious with this part arrows coming from everywhere Jesus So and not only do you have to sleep in a tube at these capsule hotels, but this place gives you pajamas To wear they're basically shorts and a shirt Kind of kind of like a half of a bath. I don't remember honestly. It was I was so exhausted. My brain was so fried I Just wanted to lay down But yeah, we they were comically oversized So I was walking around this place with people staring at us Oh, that's right. Not only was it a capsule hotel, but it was a bathhouse, too So There's like naked Japanese men like wandering around to as if this isn't weird enough So yeah, I remember waking up in my tube not wondering where the why isn't this guy dying? All right, let's grab. Yeah, fuck that guy Let's The on when I woke up on the tube my friend didn't sleep. He was hanging out in the smoke room Watching a Japanese dubbed version of breakfast at Tiffany's This is just so frickin strange Yeah, anyway, if you ever have a chance to go to Japan Highly recommend if only for the feeling of just that that like I'm on another planet right now I don't know Where I it's just so disorienting it's so strange It's a it was a lot of fun That was really dumb. I think you're supposed to jump through the chain God this part is hard Yeah, I was gonna die anyway who cares Wow, did that blow up the that thing too. That's pretty cool Had to jump mechanics in this game just aren't the best not gonna lie I'm gonna retrieve my sword fuck this You can't even if you do that you can't fucking get past it man this game has some There's certain flaws with this game What level am I on oh, I'm already to the 20th floor Anyway, yeah, I slept a lot in Japan and I don't regret it Like I spent I there was obviously jet lag to contend with after a long trip, but I Don't sleep well. I if sleeper a sport I'd be like really bad at it If yeah, if sleep is a skill I absolutely suck at it I just I don't fall sleep. It takes me hours to fall asleep. I only stay asleep for like four or five hours at Well, that's a good night's sleep But I absolutely need that four or five hours if I don't get it I am just a worthless corpse and I am miserable I I'm irritable I'm just a cranky old bastard if I don't get my four or five hours of sleep Um Come on die die Jesus, thank you Yeah, I suck at sleep, but for whatever reason I was able to sleep Amazingly well in Japan if I don't know if it was just the elevation the the moisture in the air Or what I got really lucky invite, but they're my hostile room was I got a lower bunk And it was really it was so nice like it's just I laid down and I fell asleep like like I'm gonna take a nap I'm tired from you know, we have to walk everywhere in Japan if you're not taking the train Like I'm just gonna take an hour nap. I was asleep for like six hours. I woke up It was like 10 at night. I was like and I felt a bit like wow This is the best I've felt physically and I don't know how long So it's like fucking I'll take it back. I never get to sleep as well. I might as well sleep So I did sleep a lot in Japan. That was fun But no, I my friend and I did a lot of exploring I took a day to explore by myself and experience fully experience the weirdness I remember I think it was a Friday morning When I went to have this game to slow down here. This game is not in slow motion. Oh, come on. That's cheap Yeah, notice how I speed up and then slow down once the rotating things come on the screen again That's this game is not the greatest I Wanted to experience rush hour Japan on the trains for myself. So one Friday morning. I went At the crack of dawn I went down to the train station in Takenobaba and we it was just me I experienced the Bosch pit that was the train on a work day on a weekday rather It was amazing It wasn't to the level of like the train security See, that's why that should be a simple jump to make but Because the jumping in this game is like fucking super ghouls and ghosts where it's like you're locked into a to a certain length You can't really control your jump that well. See if you can't you're they're gonna jump over it That's fucking it's not good. You got to like here. There we go You got to like measure your jump measure a simple fucking jump before you do it. I hate it Yeah rush hour Japan everybody wearing a suit, which made me laugh And there was I remember everybody is packed together so closely One guy was playing his Nintendo DS Using the shoulder of the guy in front of him as like a to hold it up. I thought that was funny I forget what he was playing. I think he was playing a cooking mama. It's just like Cooking but in Japanese of course, but that made me laugh But yeah, it is no exaggeration it is rush hour is crazy there. It is you're packed in It's like being at a slayer concert people chostling around Pretty fun actually See if I can fucking do this There we go a simple fucking pit navigated fucking break Oh Boy these guys again Yeah, I wandered around that day in Ginza In Shinjuku. They just got sunburned really bad I went all the way over to the Tower of Tokyo. That was really cool That is essentially a replica of the Eiffel Tower, but painted In the colors of the Japanese flag red and white It was really entertaining and you'll never guess what was on the first floor I don't know if it's still there the first floor of the Tower of Tokyo is an exhibit for Michael Jackson Michael Jackson's Neverland It was I didn't do I didn't see that I didn't really care, but it was shortly. I think He died like the year before so Michael Jackson stuff was Was just everywhere for whatever reason It was yeah, no that was a lot of fun just wandering around But that's the thing about Japan is that not only it's it's it's not for English speaker Only English on these people's you don't speak the language You'll have no idea where to find stuff. There's no I mean not that there's any signs to point you in any direction anyway, but It's it's just really everything kind of looks the same and there's especially in Tokyo. Everything is very Everything is very tall so you can't see down the road where you're going Do I want the ninja can I jump over the ninja? Yes, I can and I got whatever that thing Think I'm coming close to a game over. Anyway, I come close to the end of the episode So I'll keep rambling about stuff next time. Thanks for watching and have a great rest of your day Let's see what he has to say here real quick. What is this strength atmosphere?