 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Paper Mario Origami King. Very relatable game to me because just like Mario was paper thin, so is my self esteem. Let's jump into the game. And just like Terg, I am excited to play this game. Big fan of Mario and a big fan of paper cuts. So add my two loves together and it's gotta be a good game. Oh wait there's no voices, okay I guess I gotta do the voices. So this is Luigi. Isn't this great bra back on the road again together and heading to some kind of festival? That's how he sounds, right? Oh wait, Italian. Isn't this great bra back on the road again together and heading to some kind of festival? That's it, that's the one. Oh god damn it. Mario and Luigi forgot about you know the whole lockdown thing. No one's at the festival. Okay this is hitting a little too close to home to be honest. I wanted to escape from reality Mario. Come on. God Luigi is such a chad. Reven his engine like that. I'm gonna pack the cart okay. I don't want to tip the van. Oh god Luigi is a bit of a douchebag and he just came straight back. I thought that was an excuse to like get Luigi away and just play as Mario but no he came back. They were just like okay just to emphasize this heading into the game. Luigi's a bit of a bastard. You know if I was made a paper and all my friends and family were made a paper I wouldn't light my castle up by candlelight. It seems like an unnecessary hazard because this this is demonic. They should have got me the voice peach. Yeah sure why not. Just go along whatever she says it's easier she'll just nag me otherwise. You know what peach is like she's a handful going around to different castles all the time and I'd be following her everywhere. And what of those doads shouldn't they be silenced for all eternity. Sure yeah that's grand as well love. Yes yeah you're right. Will you grease yourself and be reborn like me. Sure why not. If everybody else is doing it should be a pressure. Wrong answer right answer it matters not. Then why fucking bother asking me. Okay how much he drops me down the trap door. That all seemed pointless to be honest with you. This guy's asking me to stomp on him. He must have a big crush. That is the ultimate way to get someone's attention. I would let you stomp on my head. Hammer. Great. I don't know how I can pick up this three-dimensional hammer with my two-dimensional hands but I'll give it a go. Nope I found an exit. Are you leaving. It sounds like you're leaving. Please help me. I'll just leave. God damn it. Let me leave. For fuck's sake. Okay I gotta free someone here. I want to look after me. Is that such a big deal. 1000 fold arms. What? Alright let me try. What is going on? What am I looking for? What? M.C.A. Alright no I should really try and solve this puzzle. I'm looking for someone behind this wall I think. There we go. What do we got here? Ah yes. Mole people. I got mole people in the wall. Whatever that thing was it just folded itself and put it inside my pocket and if Mario is anything like me it's gonna stay there for about a year and then I'll find it all crushed up and be like oh yeah well the thing's dead now. She's all talk please can I get some scissors someone please. I love the way they talk it reminds me of the SpongeBob meme. That was the last of them. Where's the mustache? Is that who they call me? Just the mustache? I'm Mario come on I'm like one of the most famous people in the world. Open up come get me. Oh look it's Bowser. Turn him into a paper aeroplane. Throw him off a cliff. Really solve a lot of the problems Mario gets himself into. There we go yeah just pull on him. Oh he almost went into the candle there. You see what I mean about candles? I did bring this up earlier. How come everyone else got like reanimated into origami and Bowser over here is like a pizza box. I imagine you got a pizza delivered and your pizza box like I used to be a king. I'm playing whack-a-mole with Bowser. I have a feeling like it's more fun for me than him though. Alright let me get out my mr. tickle arms and try and find a way out of this room. Alright so I guess Bowser is now my sidekick instead of Luigi where I don't even know where the hell he's gone to be honest. I'm walking with my face over here. Poor Bowser. Struggling up the stairs. Why are you still so flat? Stop body shaming me. Come we can reshape you. Are you a personal trainer or something? Because I don't think you're qualified for this. I think I want to break up with Peach. Join us yes or no yes. He's like oh really you expect me to fall for such a simple trick and it's like no I'm just stupid and willing to go along with this. I thought we were about to get a music video or something but no I think I'm just about to be attacked. Or maybe it is a music video. No no definitely being attacked. Oh my god what is this? There we go. Line them up and knock them down. Okay this was pretty easy. I don't know why I'm so scared of these things. Yeah I'm not really afraid of these things anymore. I seem to be just slaughtering them. This is actually just kind of sad. Now what? This is just awkward. Oh wait hold on. There might be something more serious going on. Oh my god look at his little hair. The comb over. He's so misunderstood. And it's your brother? Can you just talk him out of this? It saved me a lot of time. Oh no he's summoning paper and the castles made a rock and paper beats rock. Or screwed. Or absolutely screwed. Did anyone bring a scissors? And has anyone seen Luigi? I fear and hope he is dead. I never mind. I'm getting saved by a random cop instead. Ah there's his hat. Okay Luigi dead confirmed. Mario just gave a little nod. Not like oh no my bro or anything. Just like yep he's dead. What the hell is he going up there for? He's the king. And he wants to live there? It's all about location, location, location. If you can move your house anywhere why would you put it up there? Sure he's king but at what cost? I'm just gonna leave Mario on this tree. He's just stuck and I refuse to free him. I'm guessing that twitching of his feet is gonna stop soon. He's just gonna suffocate. Oh yeah there he goes. Yeah he stopped wriggling. He's he's gone. He's dead. Alright come on Mario wakey wakey. Let's get going. Empty confetti bag. Okay great. I guess this is the thought that counts. I don't see how this is a useful gift. Okay I filled up with confetti. Can I fix the world now? It's kind of falling apart. Huzzah! My brother is dead. Oh okay turns out confetti doesn't really support the weight of a fully grown man even if he is made out of paper. There you are. Honestly you should probably sort out this whole problem. I don't really want to get involved with your personal problems. You know getting in between you and your bro. Perhaps this is a game for Dr. Phil maybe. Alright time to get handsy to progress. Oh my god Mario's strong. I think I'm upsetting the wildlings in the forest. I don't know who it is but someone's watching me. Imagine that. Someone watching me. That's the dream. Wait what the hell is this? I'm playing a matching game? Okay I can try it. Oh yes. Star of the show. Luigi is gone. It's just parodying. My brother is dead. Wait what was that? Okay. Oh right. Okay yeah that actually that makes sense yeah. I figured out the puzzle. Oh no not that thing. I remember that from the Game Boy game. I don't want to bring that back to life. For fuck's sake. Don't don't please. What the hell is this? God this game is weird. What do I have to do? These trees look a bit suspicious. We can't go on together with suspicious trees. Okay no this game won't let me destroy the forest. Oh wait I can just leave the area. Alright okay. I didn't really wait what? It just brought me right back. Maybe things will change if we keep going alright. I'll just keep going around this path getting brought back. Oh dear. I knew those trees were suspicious. Sorry for you know beating the bejesus out of you like two seconds ago. I apologize about that. I need grand sappy's permission to leave. It looks kind of sad. I guess I'd be sad too if someone caught me above my ankles. I'd have no place on the internet then. Maybe just an only fans of just my feet. That seems to be popular apparently. For fuck's sake. Really? Today is a rough day. The only thing I got going for me is that my brother is dead. Mario seems really happy about that. He's throwing confetti up in the air and celebrating. Thumbs up Mario. Are you committed? Multiple homicides. Let's keep going. Oh is that their blood and guts all over the place? Wait so when I've been throwing all that confetti it's been like the organs of my enemies? Mario's hardcore. Might as well collect those to throw around later. Yay! I'm wanted for numerous atrocities including but not limited to a homicide. I think I might be the bad guy. Normally I wouldn't suggest this but do you think we should try throwing something in there? Sure let's throw in a flower. I mean we already threw in a boombox. I think the lake's already ruined. Paper Mario. King of legal dumping. And I just realized look at all those trees that were watching me do it. Well time to start a forest fire. I add that to the list of crimes I've committed. I've lit the entire forest on fire and now Mario's realizing he cannot fly out of the situation so he's also going to die. But don't worry he welcomes death. Yay! Alright I think we're gonna end it there but this game seems really fun. I really really like it. I played a bit of Paper Mario on the Wii but I didn't get to play that much but I really really enjoyed that one as well. And I think this is a game I'm gonna continue. I think I might stream it. Blogging my own stream there. Yeah if you like my content I do stream over on Twitch. I've got a link in the description but I also post here every day so if you're not a fan of Twitch or you can't stand me for more than like 10 minutes at a time I understand. But there is more of me to see on YouTube at least. But I do hope you guys enjoyed the video. I really enjoyed this one. I thought it was a lot of fun. I do hope to see you next time as well. I really appreciate you watching and that's about it. Hope to see you next time folks. Bye for now.