 Here, at a counting instruction, we don't just teach accounting. Dundra Sergeant, where will you get us so quickly, Gump? You tell me, too, real Sergeant. We're role models, teaching all kinds of important stuff, including soft skills. What, what would you say? You do here. Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? For example, when picking your nose, it's best to use your left hand, even when picking your right nostril, which is both difficult and counterintuitive at first, but the strategy yields a massive, sticky dividends. It does not matter that we will never reach our ultimate goal. The effort yields its own rewards. Because, like, your right hand is then free to do other important stuff. Special Agent Utah, this is not some job flipping burgers at the local drive-in. Like eating, calculating, and, like, shaking other people's hands and everything. Mr. Pizza Guy, sir. Four of the double cheese and sausage. Oh, here it is. Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You are causing a major disturbance on my time. Otherwise, you might get boogers on the food calculator and other people. You know, I've been thinking about this, Mr. Han. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? You certainly did nothing wrong with a little feast on our time. Which isn't good. Honestly, picking your nose with your left hand is one of those important soft skills business employers really pick up on. Ah, thanks. I'm so hungry I could eat the ass in out of a dead rhino. Could have had you give me three of these things. Resulting in you being more likely to be picked. Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you. By the left index finger of the HR department, and then nonchalantly wiped onto the back of some office chair in a cubicle, where you'll harden into a crusty old shell of your former self. So make sure to subscribe and ring that bell icon so you don't miss out on anything.