 Greetings, everyone. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions. And before I go on to do my next video talk show, I am stopping by from my immediate area off Route 17 south in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the one and only, the famous Bendick Steiner, as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That's right. It is in my close area and I love it here. Outstanding food, outstanding coffee and I will go in soon before I go on to do my next show. James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions here. And aside from the famous Bendick Steiner in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, Route 17 south, right behind the famous Teterboro Airport, where everyone with private jets lands who wish to visit New York City. We are right next door, directly next door to the famous Bananas Comedy Club in the Holiday Inn on Route 17 south in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, and there it is. The famous Bananas Comedy Club with a very highly rated Gabriel's Restaurant. Greetings, this is James P. Madonna, Megalife 21, Progressive Discussions. Greetings, greetings everyone, especially Commodore Jeff Zanbello. I just have arrived to have coffee with my old time friend, commercial voiceover specialist, William H. Morrill III, and it is Monday. There's my car because I couldn't park right next to my friend, William H. Morrill III's car because of this individual that really, really took up two parking spaces. Look at that. Look at that Jeff Zanbello. Incredible. The assholes that are on the road today in this part of the country. Unbelievable. Can you believe the ill-mannered nerve of this? The gall of people today in the 21st century. You know? Unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it. It's not a Corvette or a Lamborghini or a Ferrari or a BMW or a Bentley or a Rolls-Royce or whatever, a Mercedes. It's a humble car. Nothing, you know, nothing extravagant, but look at that. Look at that. Unbelievable. Warming up with a fucking suit of soccer ball. I remember looking down, you know, I was like, all right, Mark, bye-bye. I said, come on, my fucking prayers have been answered. I said, Lou, you could have warmed me up. Oh, great song, great song. Yeah. I got five warm-ups. He quit. Warm-ups. That's it. That's it. Fucking, it hurts to life. They're warm-ups, you know. I said, come on. I love this song. They've been playing great, good music here. 207.5 WDLS. Today's R&B. That's insane. There you go. Oh, I got it. Oh, I took him to school with old man. What have you ever heard of 20 backs in football yelling into the community opposing Corvette girls? Do you ever fuck this? Falling asleep in my dreams, maybe. Maybe not. That's how frustrated they got. When they yelled out, you could hear them scream and say, I need help over here. I can't cover all this. They said, you want to tell me how to cover that? I said, you can't. You can't. We have routes you could not cover. And you're into the NFL, you see what I'm doing. You got all that. Now, I had to pinch myself hard today watching CNN. Donald Trump never had liquor or beer. He actually said that. No, he's been saying that ever since two, three years ago. A shifty guy like him. I even know nice people that drink craft beer and liquor, but they don't abuse it. Donald Trump not drinking ever. The bottom line is, is that anything to be proud of? It doesn't even be ashamed of. So what? Yeah, so what? So what? I never smoked or drank. Maybe you should. That's your problem. Great minds smoked marijuana when they were younger. A big deal. You drank beer and you drank whiskey. Who cares? He also said, what did he say about his sinning? I was laughing. What did he say about his sinning? He said, he says, I've never asked for forgiveness because I've never sinned. Oh really? Never born with the first sin. Okay. He never sinned. You're a chronic liar. So he's perfect. He's an idiot. He blatantly looks in people's eyes and lies. A chronic liar can do that. In fact, they probably believe what they're saying, even though it's not true. Pathological lies, yeah. I just can't picture a guy like him never having a beer or a cocktail in the business world. Even my uncle Phil had to have cocktails and martinis. I don't want to be around. If you're entertaining high level business people, sometimes you just got to go have a drink with them. You can't. What are you going to order? Like Barnaby Jones, you're going to order a glass of milk? At a business get together? They're having a vodka martini. You're drinking a glass of milk. Yeah, right. Donald Trump. I know what I'd say. I'd look at him and say, you don't know what to risen for. But just looking at him and knowing how his nature is, the fact that he claimed never to drink is preposterous. Yeah. And you see how he cut off that girl had one more question. That's enough for you. That's enough for you. Oh, I was watching that crazy show because I was flipping the channels. Impractical Jokers. They pull pranks. One of the guys was sitting. Oh, one of the guys. What are you getting at? One of the guys I got. What are you hearing now? Really? No, maybe I just got enthusiastic. But you always do. But just tell me. Just go ahead, James. Because I know it's when I go back. I hear you way back there. I'm sorry. I don't want anybody else to hear you. I don't realize. Now, the guy, one of his boys, sat in a dental office, the Impractical Joker team, with pull pranks, sat in a dentist's office, had a bag with him. He takes a water pick out with water in it and starts water picking his mouth with the water going all over the floor. And everybody in the room was like, looking at him like, The waiting room for a dentist. And then he takes, he says, oh, I forgot to work out. He takes out a couple of shake weights, which looks kind of obscene. And he starts doing this. Have you ever seen the Shake Weight Infomercial? Way back. That was years ago. It looks like somebody's wagging off. He starts doing that. Then the other guy says, I'm going to exercise too. This guy was in all of it? Yeah, the other guy. He takes his shirt off his bald head. He's got a bikini. He's got a woman's bathing suit on. He says, do a yoga in the middle of the waiting room floor. And all these people are ready to leave. They're all like, what the hell? They're like looking at them like they're nuts. And they're laughing because, you know, they have it on camera. They're hysterical. Oh, look what happened to me with a naked guy over here. Nothing pranks me. You know what one of the funniest pranks was? Lowering a fake tarantula on women's shoulders in public. I've done that. Other people have done it to me. And they look real now. The 55 gallon drum. They had the new guy or girl. Well, she's filled with popcorn style foam. And it says so and so. Would you get something out of that drum for me? So they go over to the girls and dig through the popcorn. And there'd be a guy that'd come up. Oh, that's like the casket thing in the funeral home. There's a live guy in the casket. Oh, they had that on episode of Women's. Yeah. Scared of crap out of them. Whoa! They had that on the fake wedding. Wasn't there a show called Wedding Crashers where people actually crashed? Everybody at the wedding was an actor. Except with the one girl actor. It was her first date with this guy. He had no clue. She said before we go, can you stop by my friend's wedding? Right. He was sure. So they were at the wedding. The bride and groom actors are at the altar. She was thinking, the future groom. Wait. I've got to tell you something. I've been having an affair with what? I've been having an affair. She turns to the new guy. The other girl, of course, was with him. With him. It was, what? I don't even know this. Are you crazy? You've got to tell them, buddy. It's just you and I. He would not see them or something. Oh, man. They call that in pro wrestling. They call that ribbing when you're ribbing somebody. That's real original ribbing. Jesus. Yeah. But that was funny. That is funny. I mean, practical jokes can be really clever. But that are all wings where Brian and Joe, you never saw a way you did it. A couple episodes. They lost the body. They had to fly to Florida to pick up a body of the wealthiest guy on Antak and died. They lost his body along the way. Right. Hey, Joe. You know, with a long beard and a long gray hair, you look much as an old man. I don't know. I'll say Smith. Okay, what are we going to do with the weight? You've got to get in the coffin. I've been dressed up off of a beard. Joe's lying here in the coffin at the weight. Antonio comes in. He's a cab driver, the Italian. He walks up to the specs of this. I never did like you. I drove you all over this F-in Island. You never tip a tip of me once. Say, nice watch. Joe goes, get away, scar patchy. He goes, oh, oh, oh. He cuts it out. That must have been... That was so hard, though. I was hysterical. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That was so good. It's like the show Fear Factor, remember? That's great. Yeah, Fear Factor was great. But that was a good song. Well, they're Irish. Sound good. It's like that Good Night Irene or Eileen or something. Oh, that sucks. The guy looked like he was like... Good Night Irene or the other... That was a funny... That was like two life crew singing Me Too Horny. Me Rove You Wrong Time. Back in the 80s. The one that was really good was I think I'm turning Japanese. Turning Japanese? Yeah, but that really sticks in your head. That was good. Had a good beat to it. No wine, no women, no... No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women. That's like... That's like Donald Trump. No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women. The weird guy with the weird head is I was coming over. I didn't know you were there, too. I didn't see you. You a spy? You a CIA? You a CIA? No sex, no drugs. That's Donald Trump. No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women. I'm innocent, I'm sinless. Except for the plastic case. I don't like that all the way. Is that a big hog, Harley? Not about the Harley. I like the saddle bags that come with those big bikes. No leather, not plastic like that. They'll be a straight street bike. The guys used to bus poor tiny that called it an old man bike. He said why don't you get a sports or a chopper. Get a macho bike. Don't drive the old man bike. Let me tell you. Did he have a bike? He had lots of bikes. He had a Harley pan head, a shovel head. He had a collection. No, but he rolled, but not too often. He liked the big one, though. The big hog. But you can go long distance on those hogs. It's not the motorcycle rider's fault that causes the accident. It's the drivers. It's the drivers that screw up the bike. This is the way it's called. You're right. This is good, this is good. Can't get you out of my head. Is that what they say? Can't get you out of my head. That's what Eileen sings about Ray. Can't get you out of my head. Thank you. She might as well get one of those silicone male dolls from Japan. You know what? Yeah, right. She gets bonkers. At least from here, you get a good bird's eye view of everything. You know, I didn't even hear the show on TV when we were sitting over there. I like this part, man. It's a great thing I have a collection of those denim shirts. They're still one of the best clothing for men. One of the best shirts. I don't care what people say about designer this and designer that. They're all good. Walmart's Route 66 from Kmart. Walmart doesn't have much. No, well Route 66 had better, had good prices. I know they were like... Kmart, Target, and Coles. Walmart just doesn't have much. I wonder if the big Paramus Kmart got closed down. Close for years. Because there's still Kmart's out there. Where? I think Pisaic, Westwood, or Karni or something. I don't know. Right, nothing wrong. Here's what you say. Yeah, exactly. You know why? Ever since the Walmart's opened up, they drove the Kmart's out. I'm not crazy about them. They don't have much to me. They have a lot of stuff, but nothing I need. And managers are clueless. When I ask a store manager... When you go into Walmart, you can't get man's underwear in your size. All my friends, you can say the same thing. They say you can't get over-the-calf two socks. That's what I know. It's weird, isn't it? A store that big, all they have is ankle socks. That's a fag sock. I got the store manager over at Walmart, right? I says, how come your shelves are so empty? How come... When do you anticipate getting this, that, and the other thing? He goes, we have an overnight crew that puts out merchandise. That's what I'm not sure. I said, you told me that, too, and I came back the next day, and the next day, it is still not here. But that doesn't answer our question, I told him. I said, when do you think this will be in? All these high-tech computers, tablets, you can't check this. This is arriving tonight. What's coming up? I said, none of you can answer my questions to myself. I said, they can't even speak goddamn English. That's like all these telling me Shepherd's Pie is out of season. It's never out of season. Don't give me that. How could mashed potatoes and ground beef be out of season? It's never out of season. That's a lie. Me and ice cubes, ice cube trays. Come off of it. People don't use ice cubes the winter. Stop it. Yeah, people don't eat ice cream in the winter? This is bullshit. Nothing is seasoned anymore. Only produce because they can't grow in certain seasons. So much illogic today in the business world. It's customer service sucks. Unbelievable. I quote Swanson Vitamins one time. I had a legitimate question about her, right? She says, oh, let me look in the computer system and give you more information. She goes, oh, I don't have, there's nothing else in the computer. It's all on the label. I says, no, it's not all on the label. Stop it. I says, where was this ginseng grown? Is it organic? Is it inorganic? Or how old are the roots? Which means a lot with ginseng. They're not really servicing the customer hot shot. You know, the older the ginseng, the older the ginseng root, the more potent it is. Well, I was thinking, you're not really servicing the customer. She says, oh, I'm the product specialist. I say, you're a specialist? Specialist. Where? Of what? I give them the lip service. All they read is whatever's on the computer monitor. Now, a specialist would know, would say, Mr. Morrow, I'm going to answer your question right now and tell you. Yeah, they give people these titles nowadays. These companies, they make money and they don't know what they're doing. Don't they realize that Pennywise and Pound Foolish is not good for business? They're stupid. And you know, I told this Indian guy that owns the GNC franchise. I says, you know, keeping bare shelves is not good for business either. Because it decreases sales. Yeah, it seems to be a sale. Oh, as a company? Okay. So which department is shot? In vitamin world. They're all hurting people. Because they shot themselves in the foot? They're all hurting people. Oh, my God. Once you get caught. And who else? A couple food chains. Oh, Pizza Hut. Well, it's very large. It's not for sale. I hope Papa Johns goes under. No, not Pizza Hut. Papa Johns. Because that guy made a statement? I'm not... Well, Jimmy, he made no big deal. Always a statement years ago. No, not that. No, he says we're not obligated to share the company's prosperity with our employees. We're not obligated. Which means trickle-down economics is debunked. You don't know. You don't know. What is it? You've got to have profit share. Then there is no trickle-down economics. You get paid or whatever. Some companies do some. No, he's not obligated. He's not obligated. Well, then trickle-down's a lie. Hey, James P. Madonna departing the well-renowned Gabriel's Grill & Bar in the famous Bananas Comedy Club. Holiday Inn, Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, Route 17 South. I'm going to depart now. There's the fountain. The lovely fountain that's here. All right. As I depart. It's been a pretty good progress of discussions. Not bad. This has been a MegaLife 21 production.