 Guys, what's up unsportsmanlike conduct gab and breathe back another week talking about Everything in sports is going on right now, which is not that much You're running out of stuff to talk about. I know it's getting a little boring out here We have baseball baseball teams not doing good and we have a guest who's probably gonna Beat my baseball team for the third time in a row But ladies and gentlemen, we have a wonderful guest for you tonight She just graduated from law school you better congratulate her in the comments. Oh, yeah Haley Murphy, how are you? What's going on? Hello, hello go Tigers Yeah, you know your team I'm just gonna be honest is probably gonna be my team again And that'll be the third time in a few days and um, yeah, we're gonna sweep y'all. Sorry Honestly, probably you'll only take you take all four games from how it's looking right now yesterday was um Bad yesterday was bad Man, not a lot of my lord and savior Riley green love him Yeah, not a lot of fireworks for the guardians, but I I love not having to worry about stuff like that Like the Red Sox are either really really good or really really bad and there's nothing Like there's nothing in between for the vast majority of the time So I don't have to sit here and be like, oh shit. Maybe today's the day like it's either Definitely gonna be the day or definitely not. Yeah, I feel you with that one cuz um Yes, that's definitely how we're rolling right now But anyways, what were we are gonna talk about first as being a woman in the sports world We talked to a lot of men on the daily basis men that sometimes aren't The nicest what a nice guy's out there a lot of not nice guys out there and before Let me just say this before we get into this because I know for a fact it's it's gonna happen Especially when we clip these and everything It's not all met. No, we're not saying it's not all of you like there are Guys that are very nice to us and support us and that's great and we love you guys That's awesome. Mm-hmm, but there are also guys that just Really suck suck you guys suck really suck. Um, so we yes, we understand it's not all men But we are talking about the ones that suck. So like don't get offended by this if we're if you're not in this category We get over it, it's not about you and we're this is not about you right now So yeah, but that being said laugh with us Yeah That's it. That's all Okay, so Haley we'll give you the floor first. We'll go around. We'll all go What has happened to you this week that made you say hmm? Men on the internet back at it again Yeah, so I had several to pick from this week Unfortunately, but I think I think this is my favorite Hello, I enjoy your content on here. I believe in female supremacy and you're a goddess I'm a bit submissive and respect powerful women and look up to them men Relax relax But however Supremacy yes It's got a point. I wholeheartedly believe in female supremacy, but come on That like reminds me of this one time some guy asked me if I could walk him on a leash down the sidewalk and pay me to do that in public so Love that Again, let me just put this out there We are a known this non-kink shaming show I'm shaming We're just we're just making people aware of what is going on. Whatever we do is whatever your thing is More power to you unless it's like way too far, but we don't really need to get into that So we're not yeah, we're not doing that But you have to understand like if it's not in our world It's a little odd to us. It's a little weird and especially if we're not prepared for it if it just comes out of nowhere So yeah, take again take that one with a great assault. We're not like trying to be mean But it's odd sometimes the types of messages like that one Solicited messages like that Yeah, it's a little odd What about you when all you talk about is sports or what about me? Oh God Let's see and I got like nine different strange ones the other day I Got okay I got a lot of messages on Sunday asking you what my Venmo and my cash up are we love that Which is great. Thank you guys, but like that's what it's hip draw on Twitter Like I feel if you're gonna ask me I just I feel really odd being like oh like my Venmo's this my Venmo's that whatever like that's why that's there That's why I put I made that feature a thing Not saying you have to send me money, but like if you're asking I'm not gonna say no obviously, right? That's fucking expensive right now And then I got another Weird one where let's see Somebody's dad somebody's dad said congrats. I'm being named my Twitter crush So that's it's always the dad's the husband's and the Christian dad always That's the whole bio, you know girl dad of three. Yeah, I love Jesus With like a cross emoji and my wife Yeah, and then they're the ones that are saying Not all not all you guys, but there's that's usually how it goes Um Do you guys want me to read here? I'll read you mine So this is from last week, but I'm gonna carry it over to now and preface this I've never worked in the service industry I've never worked at any restaurant ever. I've worked in retail. I've never worked I've never worked at a restaurant and this is where this goes into this guy said and this is word for word What he said you was my waiter at Quaker steak in lube a decade ago. Weren't you I just trouble First of all, what is this establishment that he's saying is that is this a real place? Yeah, you've never heard of Quaker steak Yeah, I genuinely do not think Ohio is a real place Not in Massachusetts not in California. I don't know. Do you know what that is? Do you know that I have no idea Anybody Michigan not Michigan I know they have them in Michigan. They definitely have them in Come on, tell me there's people that know I'm looking it up It's just like a wing place. It's like a wing place people go to get wings They have a lot like some Quaker steak and lube they have them at like stadiums and stuff And a lube they have them really? Yeah, they have them in stadiums like The cabs have one the pirates have one probably the Steelers have one Definitely now now I'm getting into let me see where the locations are okay. It's a it says best wings in the USA It looks but you know Yeah, I mean, it's it's a fine place. I guess it's very suburbs Let me look at the locations here very suburbs Okay, a lot of Ohio and Pennsylvania, West Virginia More Pennsylvania, oh and Iowa, okay Kentucky More Ohio, okay, so it seems to me it's like a Great Lakes area Okay, so now it makes me feel a little better that they're more than just Ohio because then I was getting nervous Yeah, no, no, no, there's there's lots of Pennsylvania, Ohio There is one in Tennessee Haley Maybe you're gonna have to try it out. Oh, I didn't tell you how to pronounce the name of this town, but there's one there And Indiana. Yeah, so it's like that area. Okay All right, so I believe it I believe it and they they say you know best wings in the USA So I'm sure okay, so I was just informed there's a video of Janice eating Quaker steak and lube at a cabs game So in case you guys are wondering it's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal. The place is a big deal Okay, so this is what this man said so now we set the scene. We know where he's eating now I know That wasn't me and he goes use my waiter at Quaker steak and lube a decade ago. Weren't you? I just have trouble seeing someone who comes from our area end up as big as you're becoming in that fantasy football stuff You've liked image yourself into things that you may believe a man once in life Football beer boobs blonde and an excellent waitress if I recall right so like he was like roasting me, but That's like the nicest f you type of DM. I think I've ever heard right you may believe You're making yourself into something that a man once in life But you were a good waitress. Thank you for the compliment blonde and boobs. Thanks beer football. Wow Oh, yeah, he's successful like okay. Thank you, sir Yeah, it was it was a lot His profile picture. It's really we're not even gonna go there Not it's not a real face. It's not a anything. It's a flag Right so that was that's my DM of the week one of my favorite Tactics is when they think that they're just completely ripping you a fucking new one And it's like when then he says you're hot a lot of compliments in there. Thank you. You're actually yeah Um, this is probably one of the nicest things I've read all week. So thank you Right. Um, it's just another week another day of the men No offense again. Just talking a lot. They're talking a lot not all of you, but some of you Okay, Haley. We want to talk about you for a second and you are studying. What are you studying for? I'm studying for the bar exam. I take it in exactly the audio day three weeks Okay. Well, well, we get this figured out if you guys didn't know Haley just graduated law school. So she is Probably the smartest human out of the right of us right here So big congrats to her and if you did not see her graduation pictures, they're fucking fire. So Um, what else what else what else until we get this mic fix we might have to have you Like end it enjoying back on maybe. Yeah, that may be the easiest solution, right? But she is smart in studying for the bar. Oh Something that I couldn't do because I can't study anymore. I think I've reached my max of studying Yeah, I can I don't think I could Do that ever again too much. I've had my fair share All right. Well, everybody else is saying they can hear her Huh interesting. They can hear her thing. Man. Maybe it's just us. Anyways Anyhow when she comes back on we'll discuss that until then My baseball team has someone on first Which usually doesn't happen They say oh shut the socks game started I'm still I've been home for two weeks now and I still Time like time zones. I have not adjusted to the East Coast time. I'm very just My head is I don't know Yeah, someone said finally we might get a run, you know what guys Don't even don't even bet on it. Don't even worry about it. Don't even think about it. I doubt we win Speaking of bets, I was gonna put in because I'm in Connecticut right now and sports betting is legal here, which is awesome I was going to Put it some bets in for the socks game and I forgot come to Lambo this season Brie I'm actually going to be there for the Patriots Packers game and I believe early October first week of October. Okay, Haley. Hey, can we hopefully we can yes? Here we go Guys Jose Ramirez Jose Ramirez on base by the way doesn't really matter. This is your time to shine screw Jose for interrupting that Yeah, you're studying for the bar Yes, I take it in exactly three weeks Okay, so what's your typical day? Are you studying all day? Yeah, so I average on like six to twelve hours a day Lectures multiple choice questions practice essays. It's my personal hell. It's miserable It's like unbelievably impressive, but holy shit that sounds Sure, yeah, so how long is the test when you go to take it? What time do you arrive? What time do you leave? so I should probably know this, but I think it's like six or eight hours. It's two days. It's a Tuesday and Wednesday 68 hours each day first day is a hundred multiple choice questions And then the second day or no the first day is like six essays And then the second day is a hundred multiple choice questions Yeah, 200 I should know this And then after we'll throw you a little celebration. We'll throw you put the tweets now and pop some bottles on live stream We'll come in a national party We're taking a GoPro we'll both put one on our heads hit the streets So once you take this and everything goes great, where do you see yourself going with your career? What path do you want to go? So ideally like my end goal for law is to work for the innocence project But that's something that you kind of have to do when you retire You can't really make a living off of that unfortunately yet. Maybe in 10 years. That'll be a different case But so for right now, I really want to stick with the sports world So working in-house for a team ideally doing Contracts like sponsorship agreements, funding, naming, all of that type of stuff is what really catches my eye And that's kind of what I focused my last two years on doing So once I pass the bar, hopefully I'll be applying because honestly, I haven't even thought about applying to any jobs yet I'm just I just want to get along with this Yeah Have you ever thought about doing like any NIL focused things? Because I know that's like a It's and it's so fun too, I think you know I think it's like a new way that players can kind of express themselves that Doesn't revolve around like stats and you know how you play on the field or you know, whatever they do So I think that's really cool too. So Being a players agent has really sparked my eye, but who knows Who knows Right, there's a lot of options. So yeah, there's I mean, there's a million That's so cool. That's a good thing about a law degree, right because it's endless opportunities for you Q said the Cardinals are hiring. There we go. Interesting. You could be in Arizona I don't know if I can do with that like the heat or no, it's dry. Isn't it? Yeah No, I'm not a heat person I am a cold person all the way my thermostats literally set on 65 right now So Do you want to stay in Nashville? Oh? 100% I Can't see myself living anywhere else Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are yeah to Nashville. So I almost moved there and it's really good with It's honestly a really good place for jobs. There's so many opportunities here and literally anything on any type of Spectrum it's there's anything that you could ever possibly think of you can get a job here doing that So it's really awesome and the people here that live here. They're just really great. Everyone's friendly like it's just a really good city Someone wants to know what did you get a Taco Bell for lunch in the comments? Oh, I got I got cheesy-feels potatoes and fire be the rice burrito. Mm-hmm. So good potatoes. So good. Yeah, okay before we go Are you a sour cream fan me? Yeah, I like sour cream. Yeah, really? Oh god. No, oh No, if I like have anything if I get it is on any of my Taco Bell stuff. I can't eat it Oh, no, I'm in the I'm in the same boat sour cream like I like sour cream Maybe like a Chipotle serving also we's baseball teams score to run if you sweep our team if you sweep our team I'll buy you a bottle of wine By the way Wait, what the hell where is this like I'll buy you one too. You know what? I was depressed for a little bit, okay? They were doing so fucking good and then they started Fuck you guardians I'll get two bottles of wine Anyways before we let you go we need to talk a little bit of football We won't hold you up much longer, but like this is gonna be fun for us because you Have a very different take than we do About what you think should happen to this man. What do you think's gonna happen to Baker Mayfield? Where do you think he's gonna go? Here we go our Baker Mayfield spot? Here he goes our Baker Mayfield second I Need this man to hop on the first plane to Seattle By a house in Seattle find Emily a new hair salon in Seattle get this man Seattle I want to see him throwing touchdown passes to DK my calf all day every day. That's all I want That's all that's all I need. That's all I need. Well today today Ian Rappaport said Seattle No, they're saying no But I think they're all Yeah Each week is something different. Yeah, I I'm just waiting for the news. I'm just gonna wait for the news Right like it's we're all counting down the days like somebody make a move somebody do something It's for both parties. Just do it Just get it. I'm tired of it. It's tired of hearing about it I'm still in the boat that if he doesn't have a job by now, I don't think he's ever going to I Mean he is better than US Open tennis man drew lock. So oh my god. They didn't have to do him like that They did not have to do like that. That was they won they won Twitter this week Absolutely. They won Twitter this week. That was like they took it too far and it was just like a little stan account, too Just roasted like just collateral damage like taking shots and he has no idea what's even going on the poor guy Not that they're wrong open Twitter account was wrong, but the drew locks probably enjoying his his day out of barbecue or whatever and just The worst Last thing I have for you last thing and we'll let you go to the airport We're gonna do a little snake draft And you go first cuz you're the guest We have MVP Defensive player of the year comeback player of the year in Super Bowl. So you pick brief picks I pick then I'll pick You know all the like you got it back and forth. So and we'll make it to Q graphic post out so people can Tell us we're wrong MVP. Yeah, do you have this? I've got Josh Allen, baby I I mean, I think If I actually think we're gonna see the bills and Tampa Bay in the Super Bowl this year And I think Josh Allen is just gonna come out swinging I think we see him kind of overcome I see him overcome the grand pains of Buffalo and I think this year he's ready to dominate the AFC I just Yep, yeah, I shouldn't give you first pick cuz that's that's my that's my guy. This is my nightmare I Justin Herbert I put 20 bucks on a futures bet today for Herbie to win MVP 10 to 1 odds on Fandalsports book and I am Riding with him. I think I think the chargers I've been saying this For months now I think they're so freaking good this year and Herbie's my guy if you guys did not know like I'm a closet Chargers fan for some reason just because of this guy But yeah, absolutely Justin Herbert MVP Not Josh Allen. Okay since you took my pick for Josh Allen, I okay, so there's there's two options. I have here. I don't know which one I want to go with Okay, Bri That's the ones for you Oh, don't you dare? I'm going Tom Brady. Oh Okay, I was gonna say I was like you're gonna go on a limb as they match I'm flying to Cleveland and I'm gonna punch I'm gonna go Tom Brady. He's gonna sail off into the sunset with his last MVP. He's not gonna get a sewer bowl But sure we'll do MVP Brady Love that. Okay. I'm on board with that one. I did it. I did it. Okay defensive player of the year I'm going out real strong with my choice and my choice is Miles Garrett Finally, absolutely. It's finally. Yep. There's another option right like anybody else. Nope. No, thanks. Don't want it Interesting Aaron don't hardly agree. I Mean, I believe That Aaron Donald is gonna win him retire It's just a freak of nature like an anomaly as a human being so I'll put him out there I don't think anybody can Can really handle him so Yeah, and he just got the bag and he's I think he might be just done after this right he's in my opinion Yep So that's the guy Okay, Haley, who do you got? Yep? I'm going to have I try to take my body You gotta pick someone else. You can't pick my choice Listen, okay Girl, okay Let's see, you know what we're gonna go with TJ watt now Screw it. What he came out good. He came out He came out swinging this year breaking those records. Let's go. Okay. I like that pic Okay, now this one This one is meant for you. This question is meant for you Comeback player of the year hmm And Haley, who are you picking? I think I know who you're gonna pick. I I will be going first. Thank you because there's only one answer to this and it's Derek Henry Thought you were gonna say really No You know some people are gonna do it and he's No, him and my choice have the same odds for come back player of the year. So let me use I Don't think I've even looked at like Yeah, Derek Henry, I mean like why wouldn't it be him, you know, why wouldn't it be him? I Love Let me take a look at this come back player of the year. Okay. I have a lot of friends on that list This is if you take my choice, I'm gonna be so mad I don't think I'm gonna Let's see I Want to say James White just like as a Patriots fan, but like I don't necessarily think that's it That's a realistic thing. So I am gonna say chase young Wow, okay That's pretty great Okay, I'm going with JK Dobbins. Yep, I knew it go with JK Dobbins Have a good year, I think he's gonna be fine. He's gonna have a good year Yeah, that's my choice. Let's move on to Super Bowl All right And my pick is the Buffalo Bills Easy book it now Buffalo Bills to the Super Bowl Brie, who do you got? Tampa Bay Buccaneers Brady gets number eight and then he's done for real. That's it Okay, Haley. All right, so y'all both took So I'm gonna throw out a wild card and I'm gonna say Cleveland Browns baby That's the best choice of the whole listen that's one Listen, if if Brady can retire from retiring the Browns game with a Super Bowl, let's go right see that's the that's great logic It makes sense, you know Make it we're gonna happen I would like to be invited to the party just as like the by standing supporter that I have been So of course, of course, I just would like to put that on one of the floats in the parade. Oh, yeah, there we go Well, we'll make our own float so We'll have like sports betting will be legalized in Ohio by then we'll make a float Perfect. That's true. Okay. Haley before we let you go. Where can everybody find you? What do you have going on tell the people what's up? You can find me on every social media platform at the Haley Murphy H-a-i-l-e-e And yeah, go Browns and go Tigers, baby Yeah, thank you for joining us and have so much fun at the airport. Yeah Great traffic is not bad. Bye Okay, what else do we have going on shit nothing Um, yeah, literally we have some basketball. We have oh my god basketball. Hi Nothing Where where should we start? That's yes, please First off, I want to say that video that everyone keeps sharing of Steve Nash is old He's not doing that right now And even if he was he's probably stressed out and he can just do it every once who the hell is sharing videos of Steve Nash Like the TikTok video of him dancing around the house. Oh Maybe like I just haven't been on social media as much as normal like the last couple of days. I Honestly, yeah, it's actually been kind of nice. I Twitter has just been nothing for me today and yesterday. It's it's nice. It's really nice Oh, I've had it. I've had a time on Twitter over the last couple days. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, well But for the best and we'll get to that not yet No, no, no, but Katie and then Katie man I've seen a lot of people And a lot of people have asked me if I want Kevin Durant on the Boston Celtics and The reason why I say no He's yes, his age is the factor and like I understand he's arguably the greatest player on the planet right now If not top three. I know all of that This guy's a snake No, come on. Yeah, I want to hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. What if like I Mean, he's really fucking good. Oh, I know. I don't think he is Always a problem like Golden State. He went there anyone what to yeah, he went there anyone too But he had to go to a stack team to get it done and then he left golden state Stack my team even more he left golden state because he wanted to do it, you know on his own And it ends up not being on his own and he got James Harden and Kyrie and that shock inch a shocking development That didn't work who could have predicted that right surely not me and then, you know hardens out and then now Kyrie wants to be out like it's and This this whole thing was his idea. This was his thing. He was the one that orchestrated all of this and See you later. He's gone again. Like I just I Understand his career is probably closer to being over And whatever and I get the ring chasing and everything I Just don't I just don't like it especially if he's Gotta run to these teams that are like maybe one piece away or One super star away like I I don't know Like I I don't like LeBron, you know that everybody probably knows that I don't like LeBron But like I give LeBron a lot of credit in that Aspect of well, he's not really drama, you know, he doesn't cry Well, no, I was on the court, but yeah, well, I mean that too off the court He's a dad a normal guy first and I was a bajillion dollars, but still But he he's not pulling shit like this all the time like The Miami thing maybe you could argue that but like When he came back to Cleveland who he had Kyrie and then what who else Kevin love He's a great guy, but he's not a superstar But that's like and that's where I'll give LeBron all the credit in the world It's like he's not doing shit like this where he's well. He's trying to get Kyrie right now Yeah, I don't we'll get to that because I have some thoughts about that too I don't think that a marriage a second time is gonna be I would like to see it though You know, I would like to see it like to see it from like a content standpoint and it like a from like a Cleveland Cavaliers And as somebody not a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers at all I think it'd be fun because I think it would be pretty Explosive and not good. Yeah, I just don't know how it would work, but I would really you know, it'd be cool I would love to see them play the Cavs. I'm going to that game 100% It's just so it's so funny to me that the Nets were supposed to be So much more than they actually were and it took what twos what two years two seasons Yeah, just Kyrie probably like Kyrie probably played like what 60 games total like yeah It's it's it's one of those things that like in my cold dead heart This makes me feel alive. This makes me feel great. Oh my god because I do not I It's just you know, it's great. See I like I think I I like Kevin Durant I think he's funny. Is he dramatic? Yes. Do I like the things he says sometimes and no But I just really like to see him talking on the internet all the time saying whatever Yeah, this is also a good point and this brings me back to There's a Twitter account a Nets Twitter account Believe it's Nets daily. I'll give them the plug before I completely roast them They have a lot of tweets from years past about how You know the Nets won the trade that got Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett to the Nets and those pics ended up being Jason Tatum and like everything everything that winning here everything that you would have hoped those pics to turn out to be they did And credit to this guy the tweets are still up He has not deleted them or they have not deleted them whoever they are I've heard a rumor that they're like some 80-year-old man, which if that's true That's I kind of feel bad, but I don't know if I necessarily buy that And there's this one tweet in particular that says the Nets broke the Celtics and to that I would just like to say where no Where oh me you got swept and then the team crumbled and now everybody wants out Show me who's broken who broke who and that's all I had to say if we want to take it another step further Let's throw the calves into this. Hell. Yeah, they won. They won the James Harden trade They won just hard and trade a thousand percent Nets slander right here from every angle go for it Cleveland Cavaliers come on down Yeah, we have Jared Allen and also Fucking also, we now have a former member of the Nets for literally nothing Karis Lever we have him we just keep winning from The Nets Yep, you know the Nets downfall is everybody else's Win oh, it's great. It's it's I love it and I know it's not like Astros lose or when the Yankees lose We all win. Yeah, and I know it's not to the same degree But I'm very excited for when this happens to the bills too because it's great It's gonna happen. No, it's not. Yeah, they're a little their fans are a little too big for the britches right now So I'm very excited I'm very excited for their downfall in the next like three to five years so I can do this all over again Wherever I may be at that time. Oh my god I'm gonna be like fine for a year 30 years old when they get it partying about the bills downfall Yeah, can't wait Jason Tatum though Jason Tatum winning. He's winning. Oh, you see the photos of him Jason Tatum my Yeah, um, I believe that was Robert Kraft's like annual fourth of July party like the white party him and the guy I forget what his name is the guy that used to be like a sixer's owner Yeah, he's like owns fanatics or whatever. Yes. Yep. Yep. I can't remember the demelios because his daughter loves to talk and yeah Yeah, it's an unreal party like it looked Unbelievable the people Fun, right. Yeah, they had the guest list. Holy shit Anybody who is anybody who's there? I see all these videos of people. I feel bad. They're like making fun of Kendall Jenner They're like she's standing next to the demelios. That's the downfall of the Kordash It's are they together. Oh my god, they're beautiful you didn't see that I So, okay, so one of my girlfriends sent me it has to have been this and this is like they've been like on and off though for a While she was like, who hell's this girl with Jason Tatum? Oh, because like we every every girl in Boston has a crush on him. Obviously every Celtics fan does guy girl Whatever you identify as you probably have a crush on Jason Tatum And I totally get it. He's a good-looking man as you should I mean you really um and I Didn't actually see who it was and now that I know who this is. Oh my god, they're beautiful together. I love it I love that congrats to him. Oh at least he's winning. He's winning winning everywhere Mr. Wendy he was hilarious with his little He put a masterclass of how to say absolutely nothing in a 10 minute Span and still captivate your audience. It was Incredible tomorrow and just be 100% right Yeah, he goes Why is that just a kid from Akron by the way, so shout out to him He I I can't believe like I've watched that back a few times now and He says so many things and he's saying nothing at all at the same time and it's just like it's Incredibly impressive because everybody on that first take desk was like hanging on every single thing He said to see if he was gonna drop like a hint at something or break some sort of news or a rumor like right there and they Everybody was captivated and he knew it too. He knew he had them. It was it was incredible It was one of the best things I've seen in quite a while Yeah, now they're gonna meme him for oh Yeah, ever. Yeah, but just a valid meme so they're good at all the ones that I've seen so far are pretty funny Pittsburgh Pirates They scored a run they're leading the Yankees one nothing. Let's go F the Yankees We're a big F the Yankees pod. Sorry if you're Yankees fan. I'm really really really sorry Sorry for the slander, but like I'm not I know that your team is better than mine But I'm still gonna talk shit They can go to hell in a hand basket for all I care I'll see you down there pals, but Don't like ya Which actually is a really great segue into I'm going up to Boston this weekend And I'm going to Red Sox Yankees game Saturday night. Oh, yeah, that would be good. My first time back at Fenway Since October playoff game so very excited for that and and Summertime Yankees Red Sox is very Very different little dangerous. It's it's a lot of fun. It can get carried away In both cities not I mean I've been to summertime Yankees Red Sox down at Yankee Stadium too and it gets a little reckless down there too But I'm so excited so friends if you are going to be in Boston this weekend Yeah, pull up to Fenway Saturday. I'm gonna have the mic. We're gonna do some fan on the street stuff It'll be fun and Going out after too, which I'm so excited I didn't realize after I moved like how much I missed New England specifically New England summers And then since I've been back like everything is just like So fun. I love it Yeah, I went to the Guardians Yankees game and thank you for the shot. Hey, you're welcome I said, we were literally sitting there. We're like a friend milk is we were doing so terrible Also, we almost no hit them. I didn't even know that wasn't really paying attention that much They had one week little hit. So you want to talk shit? We almost know hit your team So don't um, what did you guys end up getting it was to kill obviously, right? Yeah, we got some tequila We said like right when he got up to bat. I'm like if he hits a home run, let's let's get a shot I'll buy us a shot first swing home run Love that for you. Truly unbelievable. It was awesome. But Yankees fans See, this is how this all goes into a story. So I said that and then a Yankee child started crying Started crying and he's like a literal child probably like six years old. Yeah, and I'm like, well now you know learned your lesson You guys talked all that shit the first two games now You have kids crying in the stands because of Fran mill home run. So kids started crying. I tweeted that some guy Took a photo of me zoomed in on my oh Yeah, this vagina jerk zoomed in. I'm like whatever like, okay. So like I Not like super super tiny But also I'm not fat by any means Who cares even if you were who gives a shit who does weird shit like that If you have to attack someone's appearance to get your argument across you already lost your loser He said that's the same guy that called me mid right because I like yeah Gets no bitches. He said he'd zoomed in of me wearing fucking shorts and don't worry They were sucking up everything that they could suck up. So He said look at your fucking food fun. I said sir what literally where and I said Congrats on almost seeing your first and then put a cat emoji and for some reason It's like blowing up. It was an incredible clap-back. It was I was blowing up I saw it at a barbecue and I actually laughed out loud Like what were you trying to do with that fucking weirdo? And what are you gonna do with the photo later because you guys are sickos? Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, right nobody's gonna do with it, right and now his account's gone So my tweets not funny good. That's we got funny anymore He called me mid and he called me a bitch. He called you fat, which is obviously not true Mean you're just a very mean man. Um, yeah, just maybe don't like enjoy your nice Sunday with something else He got us a lot a lot a lot of followers for Our account cuz underneath the tweet I said hey follow We'll roast people on the internet blah blah blah and we had like 200 followers Hey, my baseball player, which is just like a burner where I just spam tweet baseball for whatever reason Thousand followers love that. Thanks jerk face. Seriously There's some crazy shit going on in this baseball game, we'll just uh, we'll just ignore the Cleveland Guardians like we always do Mmm, but if we want to talk about the Guardians, we are battling for the third base starting spot Me and you. Oh, yeah. Oh shit. I'll start to my Concept of time and space right now is just non-existent. I That's yeah, that's what next week the week after yeah, and we have two people going at it for the third base starting spot Yeah, and if you look at like there there stats and stuff. It's yeah, pretty It's right there. They're pretty identical. Yep Except for I want to say RBI. I think Jose kind of leads that by a pretty wide gap But I think I think he's going down a little bit because he's been kind of hurt everything else Is pretty much neck and neck right there. So it should be interesting my only thing with The all-star voting and this kind of goes for all of the league Yeah, I think that it's all fan the fan vote. I'm they kind of sucks. I'm not really a big fan of that For example, Fernando Tatis has been hurt all year basically And he's I think I saw he was in like fifth fourth or fifth place The last time I actually checked, you know, they are the MVP the all-star standings and stuff and like Why he he hasn't done anything this year like I know He's a great baseball player and he has a lot of fans and stuff, but like that shouldn't be The main criteria of how this happens so Yeah, and then my guy under some minutes should be in the all-star game He has the best stats at second base by far He's getting shut out because you're stupid fan votes. So maybe yeah, I don't like it again Make me make me commissioner may guys commissioner and we will I hate these guys. I hate this stupid baseball team I'm not to turn the game off Happened we can't pitch we can't field we can't hit we can't do anything We can't slide our players can't slide at the plate. By the way, they don't know how to do that. So Yeah, they're bad They're back to being bad, but I knew okay, so I was looking at like same-game parlay stuff for the socks game and I was gonna do You know how you can do? What's it called like First inning You can do either a correct score or you can do odds and evens For some reason I wanted to do odd so bad just put like ten bucks on that and sure fucking enough after the first inning it was five total runs I Should have done it, but Trevor sorry just hit a home run. So that's cool. I tonight. So love that At least you at least your team is doing it. My team is saying don't really think so I My one and only wish is for and I don't think it's Possible But I would love it if there are socks swept the Yankees this weekend Oh, everyone loved that took two out of three in New York next week Just so that would be really good. That'd be really good Make this a little bit more interesting because right now it they're like 13 games back and it's just Whatever like the Yankees are good. They can go kick rocks, but like that's not fun I like it. No, I like the summers where the Red Sox and Yankees are both Very good similar records and it's just like a pound-for-pound fight The rest of the way up until October. I love that. This is not fun to me and maybe this is You know, I guess a little hypocritical like as a Patriots fan because everybody's like Oh, the Patriots do this to you everybody else all the time blah blah blah blah. I don't care. I'm I'm thinking about me right now I'm not thinking about you I Like feel the same though with my like so my baseball team has been relatively Pretty good for a long time for many seasons and now they're not good and I'm like, oh, you know I don't really know what to do You guys usually compete. We are not really like yeah eating. So this is um well That's where it comes in like with the whole money thing Right. I'm also I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest. I think Terry Franco and his days are like Numbered yeah, I wouldn't surprise me at all. Yeah, he's making some like decisions. I'm like, are you like fucking kidding me right now? Why why are we doing this? Why playing this game? Why are we not pitch hitting? Why are we? It's been pretty bad like the game management has been bad. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I could see that Also, like he's been sick for a long time too. So maybe yeah would be a good Josh. Naylor hit him in the head. So oh Yeah, he like headbutted him what the hell happened there. Well, he's crazy Josh Taylor's like really crazy man And he like when he gets a home run He's gonna talk shit. You see that video of him like screaming like mom. Yeah, mom's right. Yeah So she don't put on a helmet when he knew he was coming over to me literally grabbed his head and fucking headbutts And I'm like, you know the guys like crumbling as it is. Yeah, you're gonna send him into the hospital Or can cuss. I don't know. I Don't I don't know. Yeah, he's crazy. He'll hit home runs, but he's You know who else is crazy Joey chestnut. Ew. Okay. Yes. First of all, ew He said he can eat more hot dogs in Baker Mayfield can throw for yards though. So that's some win. Oh, well, yeah That's that's pretty accurate There's no reason why you should be able to eat that many that many things there's Is he the greatest athlete of all time? I think so he had a broken Let's give you the timeline of events broken foot shows up on crutches. Okay He's going for what his 15th straight title of Eating glizzies mind you Snaps a man's neck and still wins like that's like I've never seen Jordan do that Talk about your guys's go all day. He's never done that. Can we please not call competitive eating? Like Athletic like these are not athletes these people have eating disorders. This is not normal. This is not an okay thing Really quick. We're fucking turning off this I'm done. I'm done watching that Yeah, so is it is it that bad? I mean who cares? He's just winning titles What I want to know is because I saw the video of him put the guy in the headlock while he's shoving Something it looks like they had Star Wars shit on right he literally looked like he snapped his neck. Yeah Did that that quick like he must be trained in self-defense He did it that fast. He didn't break focus. He's still shoving wet hot dogs down his throat When they dip him in the water nasty so gross everything about it is just so disgusting Yeah, but like it's it's a pretty phenomenal Feet I would say I'm not doing it. Hell no I Barely could eat one hot dog the other day let alone 60. What did he finish with 64 63? I don't know. He was way under all I know is he was way under there's even if he didn't snap the neck He wasn't hitting 75 hot dogs. I would fucking hope not I Watched him Participate in a wing-eating contest who's pretty good at that too. I have no idea why he was there when I was at the Browns Ravens game the oh, I remember that through four interceptions and the Browns still lost. Yeah Mm-hmm. He was there at a wing-eating contest and I Don't know. I don't I don't know how I get to these places and why these people are there But yeah, we took picture with him. He was a nice guy. I I just don't I don't know. How do you get into competitive eating is what I want to know like how do you Why did this start? Is There like a pop-owner like league like I don't I don't know. I don't know there. I don't know Circus maybe Maybe you you actually might be right. Um, I just I don't it Excuse me. Why is it hot dogs? You know, why is it hot dogs? Why is it hot dogs? Why? Who thought of Dunking it in the water to make it easier Like how do you how do all that part? That part is disgusting fucking gross. It's the grossest thing ever Imagine being good at competitive eating like What I mean imagine being good at something I guess imagine being good at anything Be cool Yeah, I can't I can't that's the one Well, there I mean there I have a lot of problems with the 4th of July like as a concept everything But we don't have to get into that this one like the hot dog That's the one thing about the 4th of July like I could really do without like if it stopped and we never did it again As a society, I wouldn't have no problems is the hot dog competition The lemonade show do you see that part? They chug like a gallon of lemonade. Whoever does it the fastest Oh, I think there was like then there's like a contest for women and the Woman, I think she did 40 hot dogs So I'm fucking believable, right sick Whatever they're making the money, but like at what cost man Their poor digestive tract must be shot to hell Gross just everything about it is gross. It makes you a second guess The the spirit of the holiday, you know, yeah, if we if you have to ingest that many like glizzies What are we even doing? What are we doing here? We've fallen so far from grace That this is this is where we're at. I mean, I have one more thing that we could talk about if you want to do anything else I mean, it's not it's not like that. It's not glizzies It's not anything crazy, but I don't know if I've got anything else I do USC UCLA. Oh, yeah, okay Why? Okay, so I have like an idea like this is what I think is gonna eventually happen And I saw someone like post a tweet about this something similar I feel like college football is gonna be like when I say many NFL not like a minor like to them I think it's gonna be a mini like how the NFL is set up. Yeah, like the same way for me You're just gonna have all the teams. There's gonna be Whatever sides whoever's the best in those those go to play each other Like big 10 SEC to super conferences at some point and then Instead of like power five, it's gonna be just like the top two. Yeah, I could I mean it seems like that's Well, I mean like a like a big like playoff The but that would be cool, too. I they should definitely expand the playoff. Anyway, yeah Like how the NFL is exactly set up like that. There's with the conferences there's there was something out today that a lot of the Pack 12 schools now are looking to join the big 10. That's like No, the big 10s getting a little crowded. I think they have what I just team teams 18 teams Yeah, they're not the fucking big 10 anymore I I just can't imagine being one of these West Coast teams and like having to travel To Rutgers or Penn State or something like that. It has to go. I just don't I Just don't oh the big 12 the big 12. Thank you guys. Sorry. Like I said, I haven't really paid much attention, too Right, I think Rutgers and Maryland like they're they're holding on by like a thread. They got to go They really can't I mean in other sports. They can't compete, but think about it way They have to do that for all the sports. Yeah, everything's good. That's a lot of traveling What I want to know is what the hell is Notre Dame gonna do now because they can't continue Notre Dame football cannot continue to be independent like this, right? I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy. And this is and I will say that this is the most I've ever like paid attention to College football like alignments and stuff because it's not Not my yeah, I mean, I think it's I think those two teams joining the big 10 is kind of good I mean college football to me is pretty boring. Yeah, most of the games are blocked You know, what's gonna happen in them and also adding a little more mission sure you've said this before too Because you I mean where you grew up is more big-time college football than where I grew up So you probably know better than me, but like it's a little odd that these people kind of take it as seriously as they do When they're like it's still like 18 19 year olds, right? They're still learning and growing up and like yeah, I Don't know. Yeah, but it's a it's a big deal. These people are crazy. I don't know I just let in listen if you guys want to put in your two cents on this because I obviously We're not the biggest college football fans, but we like we understand that this is like a pretty big like thing I don't know I I see what you're saying though about how they should just like follow the NFL's At this point if everybody's gonna do that you might as well. Yeah, make a bigger playoff. I guess I don't know So even we're entertaining before even before all of this Nonsense they should have expanded the playoff So maybe but maybe this is gonna be the thing that is gonna cause them to actually like look into it and make it So, you know Yeah, it's definitely gonna hurt recruiting for smaller schools for sure But I think that's already going out the way with and I also that doesn't really matter I was literally just about to say that that's when people are getting like millions and millions of dollars From local car dealerships and stuff down in Tuscaloosa like that went out the window the NIL is In my personal opinion, like I think it's super cool. And I think it's great that these kids are getting paid Yeah, and the NCAA is not as Annoying and psychotic as they were about it But it all it does in my opinion is help like the big schools like the Alabama's not Alice use the Texas's like the big schools like that where as like Who's gonna what top recruit is gonna like take an NIL deal from Like a Kent State Like what are they gonna offer there like Yukon to Yukon for football basketball? I'm sure is my sure and that's probably a lot easier, but you can't football not great hasn't been great in a really long time And if you're getting recruited at Yukon, maybe like you're not that great either, but like you can still Get a better deal and a better Opportunity at a bigger school Yeah, Dion Sanders is doing it But a lot of the reason why Dion Sanders is doing it is because he's Dion Sanders and it's a pretty cool thing Yeah, it's a pretty cool thing to say that Your head coach is Dion Sanders and that what he's doing for the school that he's at is awesome Especially because it's an HBC you like that's incredible and it's really cool But you can't deny the fact, you know like people are gonna go because you know who he is You can't deny the fact that like the Dion Sanders Factor is a pretty big player here, right? so Yeah, that's all I have on college football if I say anything Yeah, me too. That's yeah, that's my college football talk for a while You know our brown stock was very shortened to the point this week, so I'm happy with that one. Yeah, well I feel like that's I mean nothing else really. There's nothing else we can say. Yeah, nothing else really happened Maybe by the next time we talk we will have a ruling on how many games Yeah, maybe yeah, so we are we're taking next week off Old vacation Gabs on vacay. I am going to be traveling back home So no show next Tuesday. We'll see you guys the following week Yeah, maybe we'll have some answers to this whole to Shawn Watson thing We're getting closer and closer to football though. That's Right, that's exciting because Nothing, but baseball is starting to get a little bit. I'm annoying me. I don't know how much longer I can do this Yeah, that being said, I think we are out of here. Yeah, see you in two weeks two weeks