 Mary cry miss this week a lot of you guys tweeted at me a video from Nicole Concilio I'll link the video down below, but it's just right up my alley I do not know her but we are because she did this spiritually connected. We're both beauty gurus We both don't do not do that. I'm a beauty guru ask them Hey, don't ask them. I launched lipsticks. Oh, yeah, just like in outer space She made an advent calendar for her dogs and this is actually the exact one that I found at Michaels She made this one seven dollars and fifty cents and what a good time Julian told me as I was like I want to do that. That looks so fun. Q. He was like, I don't know what an advent calendar I don't I didn't know never had an advent calendar. No, I always thought they were just calendars It's to count down that what I think it's 24 days until Christmas We always have one when I was a kid that was like cardboard and it's just a little chocolate in it So each day you we my brother would take turns Okay, sometimes you eat my days and it really bothered me The reason that we got two is because these drawers are pretty small And I don't know if you know this this four dogs that live here So what we decided to do is that I'm gonna do the boys tree and you're gonna do the girls tree Or the oldest tree the youngest tree the ones without any teeth The ones with teeth the ones that don't owe me any money and the ones that owe me money P Jo's me money. Why have you let her owe you money for this long? She's been taking money from me She owes me money once January comes and we're done with this. These are going to be disgusting You don't want to put anything in there that like can't be left out in the air You know like a dog treat is fine. You're not putting like a pieces of chicken in it chicken advent calendar would be gross What are you gonna put the whole thing in there? Advent calendar In essence, this is an advent calendar for dogs. So like we can do nothing to it. They have no idea They don't even know that days are passing Are you upset that you've never had an advent calendar because we can get one for people if you want? um I was gonna do um yellow and blue and pink and purple and brown and black and green and white and silver to keep it simple I don't want to paint my tree white. I'm just giving myself a nice diverse palette here I know that the holidays for a lot of people is a really good time But for a lot of people the holidays is not a good time and it's very hard for them Which is why I feel like this is a good craft because it gets back to the real spirit of the holidays Which is dogs true giving dogs what they want. This is fun. I like doing crafts with you Well, I also like sorry. Hold on. I was on the blue tooth. What'd you say? I feel like I'm good at crafts and bad at art. Is that a thing? So I'm the art sky and you're the crafts guy. We're just a couple of guys So you're a little pro for you It's very Christmassy so far. Have you ever tried brushing your teeth in the shower? This is bunny's first Christmas with us So I think it's nice that we'll we'll give her a treat every day and then she'll get scared Christmas day Probably she's doing good with our tree though. She wasn't too scared of the tree I thought she'd be more scared of it. I'm gonna go my next palette This this paint actually smells like pad thai. No, it literally does. Do you not smell that? It smells so good. I love pad thai. You just want that You don't need to be careful. You're gonna make a big mess. Wait, are you paint? Why are you painting the plastic on the table? It's therapeutic. I the theme of this one is supposed to be pizza. These are going to be pepperoni I appreciate yours truly and I really do. I don't appreciate that stop I'm making it so that it dries out faster because if they're all in Piles it's never gonna dry, but if I spread it out, it's gonna dry real fast and then it's less dangerous Safety first. See now this is gonna dry in no time. Well sometime not no time Mine's better I got like a dark red very pepperoni looking shade of red It's like a nipple. It looks like a nipple Art it's just not bright fire engine red and it's not quite maroon. There's no depth to it It's just like a dark rainy day red. It's just awful It's a lot of paint No wind told you to use that much paint a lot of paint Well, there needs to be you know when you go to art galleries and you get up close to the Canvas and you see all the textures and that's what I like You kind of want to pick it off of the canvas and then the lachma police shows up You kick up in the lachma when the momma police ruin your vibe I feel like a craft video is a lot like a like a mukbang. Yeah Like we just sit here and we do this and we just talk about absolutely nothing Yes, the fact that momma ruining your vibe just came out of your mouth gives me mukbang vibes That is mukbang vibes momma Bang It's a nice way to bond with your loved ones. Yeah, so if your kid hates you just make them paint and then try talking Wow Julian, I mean that honestly that's not the worst advice I've ever heard but the your reasoning and getting there I don't think it's sound does it smell Pepperoni don't stop coming and don't stop coming You know pepperoni and italian doesn't even translate to like little meat circles It translates to peppers top 10 anime italian anime betrayals. What are you gonna get karmic for christmas this year? A box of tissues It looks neat. It looks like someone got murdered over here. These are my little pepperoni is drying out Hi Do you want to see what we're doing? Yeah, did you finally come out to visit? Welcome. Welcome. I'm making you a present. Are you excited? Well, daddy's making yours. Oh, you're doing the numbers I'm gonna do mine in hieroglyphics. You want to add bank calendar? Yeah, how do I do hieroglyphics? Ask an egyptologist Hi, hello I'm gonna write merry crime is on mine. I've lost control. When did you have control? Merry crime is it worked out perfectly with the letters Yeah, what if we made a reverse advent calendar where I filled this with every single one of his crimes Each day it's filled with a new cry new cry new day no cry So for the crime is advent calendar. I got this So I think I'm just gonna little little and then jam it on there. Can I test the hot glue julian, please I think says christmas like going to the er Do you think they're Christmas decorations in the er waiting room? Yes, they probably do you want to find out that looks cute That's how I'm doing it But I know that you're gonna be really jealous because I know that I'm the only one that got this But I did get some crafting lights because I want my tree for my good boys To light up absolutely not also the letters have not dried But everything's fine besides on that because we're all gonna die someday. Thank you for coming to my ted yell What if they called it a ted yell and someone just got up on stage and started screaming? Oh, it's a pizza. It's a pizza Oh, no What is that I actually made the scariest Santa Claus in the world Show them Okay Oh, no He sees you when you're sleeping. How did I go so wrong? Why does he look bad because he looks like a Satan santa? This is the original piece And then you put eyes on a beard on it But look at this little king kermit. It's a rat, but it looks just like him. It looks like kermit This is my advent. I love your flamingo. I got a little flamingo walking around on the side. He doesn't care about gravity What's with the ring on the back the back needs to be appreciated, too It's really cute. I love it. Wait, let me just try to fix this really quick. Do you want to see my eye? Yeah, hold on. Just give me two seconds. Oh, no, that's worse Oh, no, I made it Okay, whoa, it's so bright And it lights up. Merry crime is may crime is oh my god, it lights up. Wow. I just got put to bed, dude You have to dunk on me like that Get dunked All right, what do you say since these are dry that we put some treats in them and we show the dogs I like that idea. What do you think? Don't worry bunny. I got a better one bunny. Come here. That's yours. What do you think of this one? Oh, she's already looking. So I feel like this this goes without saying but just in case you didn't know Don't put raw meat in your dog's advent calendar. Oh, this is from a feral cat Will you open up the first one? There's a dead bird in it I mean now that I'm actually doing this because I have little dogs that don't really have teeth I feel like I'm probably gonna have to throw this out at some point because it will have perishable items in it Yes I'm gonna open up the drawers Two in one for each doggo And shoot it. Oh Oh, no, when the hole in a cheer hits Do you think that this is like one of the more millennial things that we've done Making eyes and counters for our dogs. Yeah, I just like to think like, you know Like my grandfather was alive what he would think of me. I know my grandpa would love me, but do you think he would respect me? You know this just turned into a different video. So because it's the fourth they get four days of treats right now. What's too many? Each morning until christmas. What do you guys think? What do you guys think? Merry christmas On the first day of christmas, my mom gave to me four little treats Yeah, we should do this for a kermit's vetarol for his cushions disease. All right four. That's it, right? Yeah, so tomorrow they can start on five. Yeah, peanut butter Look at the nasty. Is he drooling or what? Oh Do you think it's cute? It smells like nae trees Only I could figure out that's an open crime of doors If you left them alone with this for five minutes, not even they'd work like rafters to open that thing Completely Is that fun? Are you happy? Good boy. All right, so we came into the room where bunny usually eats And we locked the boys in the bathroom. Look. Look what I got. There's a treat for you Look what I got day number two. Hold on. I gotta get it out. I gotta get it out Merry christmas bunny Bunny On the third day of christmas my bunny gave to me Oh, you're such a messy eater, aren't you? Is that good? Bunny, what do you think of this? Do you like the santa that daddy made? No, no one likes the santa that daddy made Jesus All right, is that it? Is that it for today? Is that it? We'll get this every single day. Okay, bunny? Every day, honey. It's a christmas. Oh, yeah, put it up there Where she usually eats her food so then each day you can come get a nice little advent tree That'll be your breakfast treat. Okay. All right. Come on out, bitch Isn't there like a rat king or something in the nutcracker? Isn't he the rat king? He's the rat king. What a good idea The cutest thing ever right up my alley exactly the kind of thing that I want to spend my time and energy on And they're providing a months worth of festive for our dogs It's my favorite type of video to make because you just make a large thing to hold treats and for me Hi rat king Thank you, nicole concilio for coming up with that and for making it and for Inspiring me to do it for my dogs because I'd say they really like it. Thank you pizza for inspiring me to do mine Don't make a painful smile at me. Don't do that. What are you eating? Julian I had fun. This is I enjoyed doing crafts with you. I know you like doing crafts. Stop eating glue though spit it out You said to spit it out. It's really fun to chew on have you tried? No, no, baby. Have you tried? Can you even put hot glue in your mouth like that? Can you? Yeah, I just did twice. Please stop. Please don't eat glue I'm not gonna keep asking you to spit out the hot glue Thank you for including me and letting me use the hot glue gun both for crafts and for sustenance I hope this inspired you to either get or make an advent calendar for your dog or your friend I don't know whoever just deserves one. You should make one make one make one right now Get the fuck off your ass and make one Yeah, thanks for watching Our patrons stay tuned. These socks are coming off with the paint stays here. Julian. Why do you play bloody knuckles with yourself? We are live on patreon Stop it. Um enough feet jokes about patreon. You're not a patreon. No feet jokes This little piggy went to the market and this little piggy logged on the patreon and this little piggy ran all the way Cut. See you guys next week. Goodbye. Hey, what's up you guys? Goodbye