 Test 914-0200 Name, Quantum Computing Researcher Ling and IT Technician Sharma Date, April 30, 2018 Total Items, 2 2048 qubit QPUs, Quantum Processing Unit, Manufactured by D-Wave Systems Input, 1 QPU, Setting 11, Output, 1 2048 bead Advocates constructed from silicon, aluminum, and ceramic. The beads are arranged in 4 columns of 10 rows, with 32 silicon beads in each cell. When a bead in one cell is moved, a random assortment of other beads will move as well. No distinct pattern has been found in these movements. Input, 1 QPU, Setting 5, Output, 1 2048 QPU, with Output Binary and Output Analog printed on the top left and top right corners of the chip. Input Binary and Input Analog printed on the bottom left and right corners of the chip. The Binary Input channel only accepts data in the form of digital signals, like document files, audio files, network data, and computer programs. The Analog Input channel only accepts direct signals from radio, voltage, microphones, and signal generators. The new QPU appears to convert input data in a similar way to SCP-914 in the 1-1 setting. Only one input channel will accept data at a time. The corresponding output channel will output data as a digital signal, file, network stream, or data stream, or an analog signal, audio signal, waveform, or radio wave. Input, 1 QPU, Setting 5, Output, 1 2048 QPU, with Output Binary and Output Analog printed on the top left corner of the chip. Input, 1 QPU, Setting 5, Output, 1 2048 QPU, with Output Binary and Output Analog printed on the top left corner of the chip. Input, 1 FieldSuit, Setting 11, Output, 1 US CDC Hazmat Suit, Suit was moderately radioactive, testing briefly halted for decontamination procedures. Input, 1 FieldSuit, Setting 5, Output, 1 Unwashed FieldSuit, Name tag changed to reflect 3 slash ██ Clarence. Note, SCP-914 is not a valid designee for letters of recommendation, Rook. Mr. Johnson, Site-19 Human Resources Liaison. Test, 914-0202 Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, 3 Ships in a Bottle Input, 1 Ship in a Bottle Setting Course, Output, a pile of glass shards and a pile of wood shavings and a small pile of tattered cloth Input, 1 Ship in a Bottle Setting 11, Output, a wooden bottle Analysis of the contents inside indicates that there are the model ship composed of glass contained within the bottle Input, 1 Ship in a Bottle Setting very fine Output, a glass bottle that contains a small model of the internationalation The model appears to be constructed from the same materials as the ship in the original ship in a bottle Note, I'm surprised it didn't fill one of the bottles with water, or any other liquid for that matter. After Western Test, 914-0203 Name, Dr. Rodriguez Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, a complete DVD set of the Office, US Series Input, the complete DVD set Setting fine Output, a mosaic portrait of Dwight Schrute, composed of DVD fragments Test, 914-0208 Name, Janitor Kurt Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, 50kg of assorted wires, cables, power cords, and Christmas lights jumbled together in a ball Input, the ball of cables Setting course Output, one jumbled ball of copper wire and one similarly jumbled ball of hollow rubber and plastic cable The two balls of wires and cables have the same jumbled configuration as the input One pile of about 60 light bulb billaments, 60 light bulb sockets, and 60 bulbs of various colors This, this is not what I wanted Kurt, Test, 914-0205 Name, Dr. Hadian Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, 4 sheets of paper, each depicting a state of Conway's game of life Input, one of the aforementioned papers Setting rough Output, a spray of black and white confetti, conforming to perfect squares Input, one of the aforementioned papers Setting 1-1 Output, a sheet of paper depicting another state of the game Examination shows that it's the next step of the input Input, one of the aforementioned papers Setting fine Output, a sheet of paper with an ongoing game of life culture growing on it The culture resolved itself approximately 18 hours after testing concluded Input, one of the aforementioned papers Setting very fine Output, an amorphous blob of wood pulp which reacts to tactile stimuli by attempting to engulf the object touching it and which has successfully reproduced twice at the time of this writing This product is awaiting possible SCP classification and has been securely contained for study Test, 914-0206 Name, Agent Mickelson Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, 5 Foundation Standard Issue Condensed in Audio Recorders Note, these recorders are used during infiltration missions in the GOIs, they are small and easy to conceal within various clothing and objects Input, one audio recorder Setting rough Output, a pile of plastic kernels One small copper cube Several small piles of metal powders Input, one audio recorder Setting coarse Output, one fully disassembled audio recorder Solder used for the circuit board bound in wire form Input, one audio recorder Setting 1-1 Output, one audio emitter Single tone that changes with every activation of the device Input, one audio recorder Setting fine Output, one small round plastic disc Radius 1 cm, height 7 mm, with no battery slot Recorded audio, 7 days max, can be downloaded from the disc by connecting the top and bottom side of the disc to the two wires of a microphone cable The object records all audible vibrations in a 50 meter sphere around the object, including sounds beyond soundproof walls within the radius Input, one audio recorder Setting very fine Output, one device with the same exterior form as a Foundation Standard Issue Condestined Radio Recorder The device functions as a regular Foundation recorder, but instead of recording local audio, the device records a random, currently ongoing conversation between two or more people. No distance limit to this effect has been found. The device is currently used as a global monitoring tool Test, 914-0207 Name, Dr. C. Jung Research Assistant A. Y. Lichko Date, April 30th, 2018 Total items, 5 Foundation Class C Amnestic Injectors Input, one injector Setting rough Output, a small metal cube Aluminum, a pile of white powder The active ingredient for amnestics And a puddle of liquid that ignited into a blue flame upon touch Presumed to be the inactive carrier fluid Input, one injector Setting course Output, one disassembled injector In a cloud of In gaseous form Note, Assistant was brought back up to speed regarding the test with SCP-914, after a short rest Jung Input, one injector Setting 1-1 Output, one decorative aluminum floral Brute Cothoranthus roseus The scent of which causes the subject to lose all recollection of advance preceding for at least one day. This scent is immeasurable and undetectable by anything other than humans, and only works at a close range, about 50 cm. Note, Assistant Lichco has been given a hazmat suit for future testing. Jung Input, one injector Setting fine Output, one Foundation Class C Amnestic Injector The object is mostly unchanged, except for the two rotary dials I haven't added to the bottom of the injector. The dials appear to indicate an exact range of recollection to a race, scaling between 1 minute and 30 days. Input, one injector Setting very fine Output Note, this object, if it even IS an object, is a cognitohazard. It erases all the subject's memory when it views the item. A cognitohazard containment team has been removed from SCP-914's output chamber. Assistant A.Y. Lichco has been transferred to the infirmary. Jung Test, 914-0208 Name, Dr. Lachlan O'Hare here Lieutenant Ruben Green Tree Date, April 30th, 2018 Total items, three pairs of 3D glasses. Glasses are polarized 3D glasses, which is the design that modern cinemas use. Input, one pair of 3D glasses, setting 1-1 Output, one pair of 3D glasses, except with a brand logo on the side, Samsung. Still works as expected, with minor differences in color, compared to the original. Input, one pair of 3D glasses, setting fine. Output, one pair of 3D glasses, with no obvious difference. When put on, however, the viewer sees any 2D image as a 3D image, and sees the 3D world with a more stretched field of view. Note, using the 3D glasses in the already 3D world has no use. It just makes things look marginally further away than where they should be. Input, one pair of 3D glasses, setting very fine. Output, one mask with lenses over the eyes. When put on, the lenses redirect to align themselves with the viewer's eyes. The viewer experiences a world with an added dimension. 2D objects, like shadows or pictures, become 3D. 3D objects are regulated, and create a second version of themselves, within themselves, resulting in interior and exterior shadowing. Objects will grow a fourth dimension, rather than adding on to the XYZ axis. The glasses merge a second XYZ axis into the original. The two merged axes create one bigger axis of XXYZZ. The second Y axis is merged with the original, although any two axes can merge. This resulted in many Class Ds who were tested on to feel extreme nausea and headaches. One account that lasted over 15 minutes with the glasses on, average time is 3 minutes before the subject pulls out. Said she saw sharp, paper-thin objects that were piercing through solid matter. This is presumably 1D objects getting deft. Note, items were put into storage as they may be abused in the future. Dr. Ohehere. Test 914-0209 Name, Chief Security Officer Wright Date, April 30th, 2018 Total items 5 outdated copies of paperback handbooks, 24 pages long, that were once provided to new recruits of Site Security teams. Note, God, these things were awful back in the day. I have a box full of them, and I am glad to put them to use. Chief Security Officer Wright Input, 1 Handbook, Setting 1-1 Output, Handbook was rewritten to correct spelling errors, provide effective advice, and remove unnecessary information, which left six pages blank. The cover depicts an inked illustration of a security guard. The back of the handbook is text that provides recommendations for other orientation material. Input, 1 Handbook, Setting 1-1 Output, 10 brochures that contain summaries and outdated text from the orientation manual regarding lockdown procedures. Notably, all brochures in would quote, if everything fails, go to the gate, unquote. The meaning of the statement is currently unknown. Input, 1 Handbook, Setting 1-1 Output, each page depicts illustrations of contained SCP objects and brief advice to survive an encounter. Input, 1 Handbook, Setting 1-1 Output, Handbook is rewritten in Mandarin. Input, 1 Handbook, Setting very fine Output, 22 animate origami instances depicting security personnel and one instance which would take the form of an SCP object. They are incapable of vocalization and appears to be sapient, but requires further testing. Instances would attempt to perform a scenario of a containment breach and demonstrate the appropriate actions and response. During the scenario, one instance would perform gestures towards nearby personnel to direct their attention to the actions being taken. Test, 914-0210 Name, Senior Researcher Rook Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, a packet of field biology's internal memos at Site-19 Classified 2-slash-Bio Input, the memo packet Setting 1-1 Output, several mission logs from Marshall, Carter, and Dark's Huntsman assassination division. Foundation moles in MC and D confirm the log's veracity. Note, there's obvious SCP-9's potential here. Let's see how consistently 914 produces useful information. Senior Researcher Rook Test, 914-0211 Name, Senior Researcher Rook Date, April 30th, 2018 Total Items, 50 memo packets as from the previous test Input, one memo packet Setting 1-1 Output, quarterly actuarial reports from the Hartford's ██████ branch Input, one memo packet Setting 1-1 Output, CIA interrogation reports from Blacksite Deepwater Test, 3-28 omitted Full testing log located in supplementary document LOG-914-88-B6851 Input, one memo packet Setting 1-1 Output, anomalous art history department notes on ██████ Classified 4-slash ██████ Note, testing suspended due to information security issues. Class C amnestics dispense to Rook and other testing personnel. Note, I'm surprised 914 produced a more strictly classified information packet on the 1-1 setting. I suppose it has a low opinion of art history. Senior Researcher Rook Test, 914-0212 Name, Researcher Blase Date, May 1st, 2018 Total items, 3 general incandescent light bulbs Input, 1 incandescent light bulb Setting 1-1 Output, 1 fluorescent light bulb When applied to a power source and turned on, it produces a damn greenish light. Note, D-Class personnel who were instructed to enter the room with the bulb applied reported a general feeling of uneasiness and nausea, further testing required. Input, 1 incandescent light bulb Setting rough Output, a powdery sand-like substance When touched, personnel describe it feeling like, quote, powdered sugar, unquote. When the material is placed in a standard ziplock bag and shaken, a bright yellowish light is produced, similar to that of a standard incandescent light bulb. Note, request to keep this bag as a personal light source in case my flashlight dies. Note, request approved, Dr. Veritas Input, 1 incandescent light bulb Setting very fine Output, 1 anthropomorphic humanoid light bulb Object vocalized a staff in English with a slight German accent, claimed to be Thomas Edison, who is erroneously credited with inventing the first light bulb. Note, this thing will not stop talking about its, quote, grand scientific achievements, unquote, to everyone it meets. Request to gain as much information as possible about its existence, and then smash it with a sledgehammer? Researcher, Blaze Note, just incinerated, Blaze, Dr. Veritas Test, 914-0213 Name, Dr. Hadian Date, May 2, 2018 Total items, 5 packets of instant ramen, including seasoning, 5 stainless steel pots, built with approximately half a liter of water each. Note, this experiment is a further exploration of the 1-1 function. No products from this experiment are to be consumed. Input, 1 set of assembled items, setting 1-1 Output, 1 uncooked pot of gruel The noodles appear to have lost integrity, leaving an aqueous grain solution. Input, 1 set of assembled items, setting 1-1 Output, a pot of cooked noodles and a cloud of steam. The steel pot was hot to the touch. Examination showed that the noodles have been overcooked and would not be particularly pleasant fare. Speculated to be about as desirable as consuming the raw packet. Input, 1 set of assembled items, setting 1-1 Output, a stainless steel pot containing noodles but no water. Produced sloshing sounds upon being picked up, and the mass was the same. The pot was also slightly bigger, suggesting SCP-914 added an internal chamber that now stores the water. Confirmed through use of power tools for puncture. Input, 1 set of assembled items, setting 1-1 Output, an uncooked pot of pasta. The overall composition remains the same, but the shapes of the noodles have been changed to resemble macaroni. Contents were also marginally more soggy than usual, but it's not currently known if this is due to any action on SCP-914's part. Input, 1 set of assembled items, setting 1-1 Output, the same set of items unaltered. Note, guess it got kinda tired of this exercise, huh? Dr. Hadian.